r/TIHI | banana for dinner LOL!!!!!!!!

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[@skeetboopbo]

I keep forgetting Robin is a voice actor and then he pulled up with the Piss Whizzard and I was shocked man

[@BazingusBoi]

As a British person I can assure you it wasn't cooked with sunlight, we don't get any

[@Dakota_the_rat_opp]

Too true Edit: but for the south we have been getting quite a bit of sun recently

[@ogmonstercock]

@@Dakota_the_rat_opp It’s been glorious :)

[@fresanegra77]

They cooked it with their home's lightning then

[@insaincaldo]

That would be why it wasn't done.

[@timedanimates8026]

Then how do they?

[@DuoVersal]

8:55 the fact he screamed like that gives me all the information i needed to know and more for anyone wondering, i did NOT need ANY information that’s imagery is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks

[@justsomeguy.9829]

8:55 Oh god you and hear the dread and fear in this man's voice and it is immense

[@creepynickel084]

I assume the foot got split and that's how it exactly feels

[@justsomeguy.9829]

@@creepynickel084 that's exactly what happened

[@grandgojira5485]

Bro turned into Donkey Kong 💀

[@Sum67]

Me when I see a gory uncensored album cover:

[@Catteristo]

Can someone give robin a raise for voicing the subreddits he doesn't deserve? I feel bad for him getting tortured.

[@aetherinfuse]

This is the episode where he finally lost his mind

[@kidsuper397]

They only gave him 2 peaceful subreddits and he's back to being tortured😔

[@thetommygunshow]

The only raise he should get is from a ladder. Give him some rope, too.

[@realPurpleOrb]

He defended the tropical piss pizza. Robin should not get a raise.

[@imperfectvideo5175]

​@@realPurpleOrb ouch

[@CelestialHart]

Wait till Robin becomes self aware and realizes he was the AI all along.

[@GmNdWtchr96]

4:25 SpongeBob canonically reproduces by budding. Their argument is automatically invalid.

[@mokko759]

Amazing how the shaved dog has human ears, in a human placement on a human shaped skull.

[@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing]

0:16 fun fact: it IS possible to cook hotdogs with sunlight. I forgot how, but it is possible.

[@deserthare1]

You just need to line a card board box with tin foil, skewer the hot dogs, secure them in the box and then use sunlight. Works best in dry sunny places like deserts. Did it in grade school in El Paso Tx.

[@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing]

@@deserthare1 Yeah, that’s how you do it! Thanks for reminding me!

[@Karak-_-]

The general idea is to focus a lot of sunlight on small space, like the hotfog in question. The guide I read used an umbrella.

[@amytaf2387]

I was going to just say live in Australia but that works too

[@insaincaldo]

@@amytaf2387 Yeah, just have a plate of metal, or something shiny enough. Dogs should be done in no time.

[@WayWardWonderer]

Pizza was actually created in America by an Italian IMMIGRANT. It's one of the few food dishes that is multicultural (Born in America from an Italian chef) and as such we owe it to pizza to respect any and all toppings that people wish to add. It's a perfect metaphorical melting pot that America was supposed to uphold and embrace.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

pizza had existed as street food in italy for a long time before that... it's just that, before that point, it was considered such a poor man's meal that it wasn't a significant part of italian cuisine at all. it was also much more varied than the modern american interpretation, since it predated the presence of tomatoes in europe, and it could be topped with olive oil or even sugar. yes, there were sweet pizzas, so idk why everyone yells about the pineapple.

[@taitano12]

Well, the MODERN pizza, perhaps. But it was based on an existing Italian food genre. The whole thing is basically one of the oldest continually produced foods in history: Flatbread with toppings. The modern pizza was invented in New York's Little Italy sometime in the 19th century and was passed back and forth with the Old Country for around a century before the mid 20th century, when it went mainstream. Each time it went back and forth between the Old World and the New, it changed form and definition. It's both a modern invention, and an ancient traditional dish predating Egypt. Either way, you're right. The debate is meaningless and dumb. Let people have the toppings they want.

[@Man-I-Love-Frogs]

It's been a thing since the Romans

[@alrecks619]

I mean, Robin is going to be reading the anger inducing subreddits again after the wholesome run.

[@confusedcrying986]

The way TIHI is written in the tittle made me read it as "Thanksi Hateit"

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

Same and i hate it Xd

[@WilburJaywright]

I hadn’t noticed that in the tittle.

[@whosminou]

@@WilburJaywright funny.

[@Sum67]

r/TIHI

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

0:49 The reason PETA is watching is because they have marked you and are likely gonna send someone for you.

[@pagedmaj]

2:21 it's even funnier if you imagine the pfp character saying it with that expression.

[@aggaming1766]

10:13 Nogla: "Pot pie is the p*ssy of food."

[@lukelyall5879]

Send me a clip of it

[@SadBred]

If you're wondering what happened on 8:54 it's basically like,you know when you wear flip flops and theres like the thing that goes in between your toes? Yeah basically she's wearing her flipflops but it's further in her foot

[@rosanafalcao4038]

dude turned into a ghast 💀

[@Sum67]

Oh. Oh. *O H .* I don’t wanna de the uncensored comic.

[@silverskylan]

11:57 I know robin probably thinks it’s tasteless to laugh at that situation, but my grandmother is in late stage dementia, and my mom’s mantra for dealing with it is “You have to laugh so you don’t cry.” Super common coping mechanism for stuff like this. If you don’t think ab it too hard, it is a little silly

[@mapelianbutton4954]

9:25 SpongeBob's got that pineapple flavored nut juice going on there

[@ethirium4389]

Wait if pineapple flavored water looks like regular water then what does regular looking water tastes like 🧐

[@oscarcacnio8418]

"An Italian immigrant is forced to watch the first slice of pineapple to be laid upon a Napoli pizza. 1956, Little Tokyo, in Toronto, Ontario."

[@ShiftyMcGoggles]

so, as a Brit, I feel I should explain the nightmare that is, 9:55 That' is a pie with gravy and mushy peas. Now, usually, a sensible serving size would have both mushy peas and gravy be much, much smaller and the gravy made thick like a sauce... Football stadiums, however, want to make as much profit as possible, so they make watery gravy, and then give you a big serving of mushy peas since that's as cheap as your average ceasar salad to make, and they can mark it up 4/500%. That, my friends across the pond, is an abomination to us Brits as much as it is to you. watery gravy, way too much mushy peas, and the absolute bastards didn't even give them a full pint of beer to wash the cheap pucka pie brand pie down with it. It is, disgraceful. Hence why the poor bastard probably had a picture taken of it.

[@ranaian2196]

the worst part of giraffes being real when unicorns aren't is that giraffes also have horns

[@CalVal33]

Tsundere gum is just Japanese Sour Patch Kids? I’m down for that.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

The concession stand nightmare is just a Pie Floater, Robin; it's a meat pie, topped with mushy peas (an intentional dish & British delicacy) & swimming in gravy. It's actually pretty good, even if it does look pre-digested.

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

2:50 This voice is too perfect for my unholy ears.

[@fundude6127]

Just so you know Robin, at one point Pharrell produced the majority of music on some rnb and hiphop stations. Like literally produced around 40% of the music in circulation (this was prolly early 2000s)

[@unikittie11]

The geese are overdoing the 'rehab' to being good

[@rhanetreece2301]

Robin not knowing about Pharrell and saying it's because of his age both angers me (playfully) and makes me laugh since Pharrell has been around for so long.

[@dutchguy977]

Well how mad will you be when I tell you this video was my first time hearing about Pharrell

[@matheusferreira5458]

8:53 that scream is horrifying

[@SylvesterTheSupernatural]

Bro turned into LeatherFace

[@poopyfart89]

8:53 the absolute horror in his voice.

[@christoffkemp6400]

Crazy how his dog has human ears

[@JeremyPorcelain]

7:12 Jesus wasn’t even crucified on Easter, geniuses. That was Good Friday.

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

r/Iamverysmart

[@IllusioneTempus]

I'll be honest the whole "AI can read your minds" part in 5:41 with visual images actually interests me in a way since I have aphantasia so I really want to know whether the MRI scan data can actually capture what I'm seeing in my mind lmaooo.

[@damienearl8302]

Hell, with some tweaking over time, it'd be a great way to record your dreams in real time!

[@zeroraptor]

@@damienearl8302 That could be amazing or terrifying.

[@pagedmaj]

Also I'd be a neat way for my untalented a** to actual make stories, since those f**kers are stuck in my head because i suck at both creative writing AND drawing :')

[@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing]

Finally, now you can get that image out your head!

[@fresanegra77]

What was aphasia?

[@Josh_the_jester]

1:53 it's funny how a school does a pizza party and only offers one slice, but when a student buys their own pizza, they're required to share

[@heyonnaise3138]

8:53 JEBUS HELL THAT SCREAM EEUH

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

6:04 robin tries to cancel progress that literally will not stop

[@krisk0meiji]

0:59 i think the spider nightlight is kind of cute lol

[@BookedWindow]

So... Sour patch kids are just tsundere gummies 10:36

[@pageturner2958]

9:37 Congratulations British food, you actually made me gag from seeing that

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

It's actually just a meat pie topped with gravy & softened peas. It's pretty good, but this one in particular does look like Hell.

[@bombdotcom2168]

2:50 This totally sounds like something either myself or one of my friends would throw into a D&D campaign-

[@enhancemance803]

amazing voice acting for the piss wizard

[@Agent2ghost]

8:33 WHY DOES THE DOG HAVE HUMAN EARS

[@koljaleffek7290]

thats what i came to find out in the comments

[@showerguy7074]

8:54 That's the rawest, most realest scream i've ever heard from a man and every second expresses pure horror and disgust at the terror appearing before him

[@Daiyu-Xiang]

The easter bunny is mad, you didn't celebrate jesus hard enough

[@thedeathwishchronicles]

“5 ways to know you’re eating rat meat.” Great to hear as I eat taco bell LMFAO

[@nt33_old]

0:55 make this into an actual shape of a spider and i would consider getting one

[@Crow_Smith]

Robin: WHY IS PETA WATCHING ME!? You work for iilluminaughtii .... you know why

[@ascellaplays]

fun fact, at 12:27 the belly of a turtle is actually several joined together ribs that fuse to make a mega rib. so a human with the same structure would look significantly less ribbed. Literally.

[@KnightSlasher]

We all know a Facebook mom is the one that brought the minion plates to the party

[@ronanmcqueary5215]

Fine dining

[@onijester56]

Pharrell was an iconic producer and writer in the R&B genre since the 90's, being part of the Production Teams of several songs and albums for Nelly, Kelis, Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, Snoop Dogg, and Britney Spears...among others. His own bands, The Neptunes and N.E.R.D., I would admit to knowing they existed, but couldn't have told you anything else about them until Pharrell's solo career took off. So, like, he's been getting several hefty-chunk royalty checks every week for over two decades. ----- XKCD is in fact one guy's work. It began as his doodles during classes in college, if I remember correctly... and he's taken hiatuses only insofar as he has important life events.

[@BroNovaGaming]

I'm gonna keep it real. I have an Italian friend and he has said openly that if someone comes to his house with a pineapple pizza, he guarantee's a free of charge can of whoopass. He said it's like the equivalent of having someone take a dump on his front porch and telling him to do something about it.

[@sassymusic77]

Canned mac and cheese is absolutely delicious! Add cooked, chopped up hot dogs, and it is unbeatable! I order this stuff from my local British shop by the case - can't do without it!!

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Wow. Robin just declared war on all of Italy on his own, very brave

[@enhancemance803]

10:57 why does she look like fred jones from scooby doo

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

I enjoy these videos. They make me laugh to the point its hard to breath.

[@leem.5246]

12:15 why does Robin seem to always forget that not everyone is a native English speaker who uses perfect English?

[@EAZZEE]

0:49 it's deadass just markiplier on the right lmfao

[@cumunist2120]

What about sleeping with that one Pokémon that’s literally just god

[@notagoat281]

11:16 As a theory that people actually believe to be reality I hate this, but as the premise for a fictional story, this sounds pretty cool. Imagine a universe with an Earth-like world in a small hole in a planetary sheet of ice. Expeditions is launched to explore the ice. Long, treacherous journeys through endless frozen wasteland. Most find nothing, and many meet a frigid end as they run out of supplies or get lost in a blizzard or fall through the ice, but occasionally one party of adventurers comes across another hole in the ice that contains a strange, alien world. Some are just endless ocean, others sport a variety of fantastic environments, and a few even contain civilizations of their own, in various levels of development. Perhaps there are a few worlds hidden beneath the ice in frozen caverns rather than exposed to the surface.

[@frauleinloonylove7273]

That zoom in on the spider vending machine was entirely unnecessary. My skin is friggin' crawling. HOLY SHIT.

[@TaxeAndStuff]

that PS5 cable looks like a common problem with the console. It usually is just when it falls, since the HDMI is just a little plastic thing. Same thing happened to me, it fell off my shelf.

[@alyssamay9237]

5:35 When artists say things like "I wish what was in my head could just appear", this isnt what we meant!

[@Night717]

You know that the orc and elf were probably both thinking, 'If we kill this freak, we might be rid of the enchanted piss forest.'

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

8:55 Don't think I've ever heard Robin Scream like that

[@airfriedtatertots]

8:34 Just gonna ignore that pair of human ears

[@Foxyy01]

And the very round head that dogs have

[@IRequireEggs]

Here’s something people might hate: my parents set up Christmas decor in OCTOBER.

[@Rightsideup_Genius]

I learned that Goofy is a *COW*

[@Chesnutthouse]

batman without ears is just bibleman.

[@BanuDoesStuff]

you committed a crime.... *YOU FORGOT TEEHEE*

[@bellablue5285]

Pharrell was in N.E.R.D, which was a local band where/when I was in high school, so he's been around for awhile....

[@BinglesP]

2:43 especially upset me because the way he said “Pimple” sounded like “Pipple” which is the name of one of my main creatures in Spore… Don’t do my little abominations dirty like that

[@Butlerajanimaljam]

I was eating SpaghettiO's when Robin called them out XD great vid!

[@UndecidedASMR]

1:57 As a witch I can guarantee this is the only blood offering we've been dealing with. There are some spirits that won't leave me alone, though. Eh, that's tomorrow's problem.

[@Zychel_EX9]

8:54 the first time I’ve heard robin scream that loud

[@Kruhee]

Flat earthers want earth to be flat SOOOOOO much that they made flat earth on a round earth... Ima go take my cat for a walk to not think about this anymore.

[@aaronabbey2604]

So basically, anime sour patch kids.

[@asahikinnie]

Yall the "you're never alone on the internet" post was markiplier fanart

[@Monoprismatic]

Robin went all r/brandnewsentence with the ranting in this one XD Love it.

[@jonathanpeters6734]

About the xkcd comics, it is one man by the name of randall munroe

[@milksheihk]

Shaving a dog's head wouldn't magically give it human ears.

[@literalsarcasm1830]

Pineapple contains Bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down the proteins in soft tissue. It's why you get that tingling sensation in your mouth when you eat a bunch of it. It's literally dissolving the wall of your mouth. As such, pineapple is the most metal pizza topping there is because when you eat it, it eats you back.

[@arca9e295]

4:05 *HE KNOWS TOO MUCH*

[@Sarydormi]

Rhinoceros is related to a horse, so 1. people were kinda right when they portrayed rhinoceros as a horse with a horn, and 2. unicorns are real, though they are not that pretty and definitely not magical

[@Ryanthusar]

9:40 - It looks like someone is trying to recreate the pie floater. The pie floater is an Australian dish common to Adelaide. It consists of a meat pie in thick pea soup and typically with tomato sauce. It was something that was commonly sold on pie carts, dont know if they are still around considering the times but there was always one parked beside the central post office within the city. TBH, the British should stay away from said creation.

[@mechengr1731]

You take that back Robin!!! Canned ravioli is a comfort food

[@vicious_cycle]

Straight out of the can as God intended.

[@therandomlad6180]

1:05 live action Space Ghost lookin dope rn

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

8:54 that's one powerful scream if I do say so myself.

[@l.francesca4780]

Uses for AI that can read minds in a non-dystopian world: studying aphantasia, dream diary where you can rewatch dreams (dream data not accessible by marketing corps or the government. Private use only under penalty of crushed fingers.), recreating a place from your memories to show to grandkids ("This is what our old house looked like!") AI in our hellscape: AI reads your mind to snitch on you and sell you garbage.

[@jet__girl]

Goofy is not a dog. He's a cow. Wait. Bull.

[@Auri0318]

The whizzard part showed us that robin plays dnd

[@harlster4163]

The end feels like hes saying narwhals don't exist like unicorns

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

Man how the fuck i forget that robin is a voice actor the whizzard thing cought me of guard and the voice capacity in this video damn Xd

[@Newoboi]

Why is the thumbnail on r/thanksihateit? Those minion plates are fine as hell

[@asurasyn]

3:44 Fun Fact! "Pizza" isn't an Italian creation. It was first made in America by Italian immigrants who had access to massive amounts of meat and cheese for the first time.

[@kilocow4377]

5:33 okay… just saying… AKINATOR. (That’s not how I spell it is it)

[@MrLoew-bf2he]

That thumbnail is precious. I did that to eggs once.

[@viperousrook1511]

I was today years old when I learned Summer is just Jerry with a ponytail

[@gmailmailg1440]

0:40 canned cheese

[@havanafayre]

NGL that average age for everything is almost dead accurate for me 😮😂

[@afoxytoaster]

8:55 that scream LMAO

[@RebeccaGarcia-dm3ib]

Lmao

[@Justuravfrogmom]

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THE SONG "HAPPY"..... HE WAS ALSO ON THE VOICE!