r/TIHI | *cries in Japanese*

[@turboracer4379]

As a member of Japanese culture I cry when I see the thumbnail that’s why I clicked it

[@Harsh_Singh1111]

You are a man of culture

[@someweirdguy4042]

Yeah

[@SheistyPlays]

So is this sad to you?

[@arbys4231]

As a member of the American culture I also cri

[@madzzmadzz]

same here lol

[@feuerling]

6:30 The prince thought she was so beautiful in her dwarven-made transparent sarcophagus that he decided to put her on display in his kingdom (still weird, but at least he didn't kiss a corpse) Then his people dropped her during transport, dislodging the apple in her throat so she revived.

[@InflamedMean556]

I googled the "condiment cow" and found out that it costs $2,350 USD, and it doesn't even come with the udders. You need to buy them separately for $120 EACH. That means you would be spending ~$2830 USD BEFORE tax. The website advertises a shipping charge of $375 USD that needs added on to the price. Edit: The condiment cow does come with the udders.

[@underscoredotpng]

no replY?

[@alexandramcginnis8872]

Now I HATE when people called the grim stories the “original” stories but Snow White did not get sexually assaulted. Instead a bump in the road caused a chunk to come out of her throat.

[@riverofwailing4075]

Why did the prince take Snow White on his horse? What was he gonna do with a dead body??

[@stormwright8300]

@@riverofwailing4075 I believe he fell in love with her and wanted to take her home with him to stare at her beauty

[@DaniesHere]

@@stormwright8300 I'm afraid that he wanted to do more than just "stare", we are talking about Grims after all. (Hell, read Cinderella and you see how messed up that is)

[@stormwright8300]

@@DaniesHere I don't recall whether it said something in the story. I've read the whole book at least 3 times

[@DaniesHere]

@@stormwright8300 alright, we all were wrong because he was taking her to burry her in a proper coffin. The queen made 3 attempts in killing Snow White, 1st by asphyxiation, 2nd by poisoned comb and finally the 3rd by the poisoned apple (calm down woman-) Snow White (more like the prince) then took her revenge on the queen by forcing her to dance with heated iron slippers causing her to die on their wedding.

[@chaoticberrybomb]

The dolls in 1:13 are called Cabbage patch kids. Their name come from the fact they were "born from cabbages". I have like, three of them, but they're missing and now I fear my every waking moment.

[@creepsthecatplays4914]

They have forward facing eyes. You know what that meeeaaannnss.

[@crimsondragon2677]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that this man has zero shame in his knowledge of “My little pony”? And a rather impressive amount of knowledge too.

[@d4l_krbk]

Im actually learning Japanese, pray duolingo doesn’t murder me

[@yurie4184]

I'm gonna pray for u he hasn't murder me yet I'm missed my lessons

[@madzzmadzz]

someone tell me why everyone says that Duolingo is gonna kill them why

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

I uninstalled duolingo and *survived*

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

@@madzzmadzz because it's true, simple :D

[@madzzmadzz]

@@smileorgobyebye6330 but I don’t get it 😭

[@TheOneWhoGoofysTheGoober]

The weepy wee wee dude actually is a thing that exists. There are a bunch of hibachi steak houses here in Florida (and I’m sure a bunch of other places) where the chefs come around with these carts and do their little routines and at some places the chefs have these and they use them to spray water usually at children as a replacement for the sake that the use for the adults.

[@hazmatix3366]

I remember seeing stuff like that over here in iowa

[@20h2p]

@@hazmatix3366 same in new york

[@brookepearson]

Yep, Minnesota has this too!

[@Sakura_Sabre]

same in massachusetts

[@dectoon]

Missouri and Alabama too

[@lyssa08]

just woke up to find an emkay upload, what a good start to my day

[@toastercolli8218]

Happy morning to you thanks I hate it too

[@lyssa08]

@@toastercolli8218 good morning!

[@jenniferstewarts4851]

"If furries were real" You know, this is one of those things... If, in world like Star Trek, you can get "cosmetic day surgery" that change you to look like a different species... to the point where klingons, carsadians etc can pass as a normal human... tell me, you really don't think there would be people who would "go furry" for fun? You don't think say, some asians, wouldn't take the opportunity to look like a kitsune? for shinto shrines?

[@kira_nathan]

I didn’t realize that it was a tooth brush… Also I love how robin protested about rarity, AND those dolls are called cabbage patch kids i think…

[@xynotron1219]

0:16 The 2 step way to make a japanese person regret humanity

[@pythoncppjs-linuxUser]

As a person with 100% pure Japanese gene and real Japanese soul, I feel very guilty and illegal to use the metal tools as chopsticks.

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

2:36 actually, they can pass through gaps the size of a penny! Simply because they don't have bones, and are only limited by their beaks. Yes, octopuses have beaks

[@MirelurkMaster]

So they have beaks? So they're birds

[@astrus7110]

this is the worst thing to watch at 12:30 in the morning. i am terrified.

[@einienj3281]

It's not much better at 17:30...

[@samanthawilson8311]

6:33 In the book, Snow White's prince dislodged the apple stuck in her throat with his kiss. "True Love's Kiss" was not the cause, tonguing a "corpse" of a child was the cause of her re-awakening.

[@atoastyghost290]

sobbing rn

[@stormwright8300]

In the Grimm's fairy tale, he fell in love with her and took her home. On the way, the servants dropped her glass coffin and it dislodged the apple in her throat

[@samanthawilson8311]

@@stormwright8300 which edition of Grimm's? i had a copy as well, but iirc it happened the way i said. the grimms released a number of different versions of their stories, esp as they gained popularity as children's tales and the brothers were no longer just attempting to record oral traditions of weaving-women and the like EDIT: I just double-checked and you might be right, i think I'm conflating it with an Italian fairy tale where a dude tongue kisses a bear. i blame my bad memory and all the cold medicine that's keeping me up rn

[@1_GigaWaffle]

5:20 this screenshot is from an episode where Angelica broke her leg. I would look the same if I had to drive to a store and then cook chocolate pudding at 2am.

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

Stu : **Making chocolate pudding.** Didi : It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? Stu : Because I've lost control of my life.

[@annabagley5996]

Yah, in the original fairytale he buys snow white from the dwarves to put on display in his castle and while dragging her case to the castle it hits a rock which dislodge the apple and wakes her up. And then they get married, etc.

[@GetShrekked]

I know this is nothing to do with the video but I just had hash browns and a lemonade at Chick fil a and it was the best thing ever

[@TheSquirrelProductions]

When you realize that sometimes, KZbin videos isn’t enough to fill the empty hole where techno was in your heart(?) Great video anyways Technoblade will never be forgotten

[@buzzsawwyrm1595]

Yeah

[@zocritter]

May he Rest In Peace..

[@brookepearson]

Ah, I live for Robin reacting to r/TIHI or subreddits that are similar

[@Linkinparkfanboy]

Same

[@ireneparkin3360]

1:15:- They're Cabbage Patch Kid's and they were quite popular in 90's USA for some reason.

[@thetato1273]

1:19 those are cabbage patch kids

[@Goliushi]

That's what I was going to say

[@theofficialtastynacho0898]

4:02 the real question is why this man upvoted it?

[@MangekouSharinganPro]

omfg a psychonauts 2 reference? you've officially become my favourite narrator

[@FuNk0]

I watched some of your videos right after crying from learning the news abt techoblade and they made me smile :')

[@BatInDisguiseOFFICIAL]

1:00 Number 5, in your boot

[@ivorynk752]

6:35 Actually there is an earlier version of the story where he arranges her funeral, and the pallbearer drops the casket, and the force of being dropped jostles the cursed apple piece out of her mouth. So what the Prince doesn't do something worse than make out with a corpse, but Snow White is saved from sheer dumb luck rather than love.

[@iluvbedrotting]

“Wormy poop” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

[@SumonerandomRBLX]

Alright, so the thumbnail was pretty impressive Ngl…

[@kovu_exe]

Paused the video half way just to come down here and say that I felt so much joy when Robin mentioned Psychonauts 2 😭 The first game has been my favorite game for almost 2 decades and I so rarely see anyone mention it or even know what it is

[@PatataChip_Alt]

More emkay, bright knight of the light, Robin the great dragon is his mount!

[@fudgeciclez]

Good news: i have an incomprehensible amount of love for "flip flobsters" Bad news: i get frequent nosebleeds

[@darkness3503]

This is a very good video to watch right after watching technoblades last video RIP minecraft King.

[@Ørbit.in.h3ll]

1:14 those are cabbage patch kids i believe

[@donpendejo122]

6:41 it says "my recycling hope you like it" or something around those lines

[@lnspo]

1:48 to 1:13 thanks now i know what watching Emkay with no background music feels like

[@joestar269]

Great video Emkay cast.

[@ChipsDubbo06]

My man I lived for them duck tales cartoons

[@SheistyPlays]

As a car guy the cars with legs scared me

[@PatataChip_Alt]

More emkay, bright knight of the light, Robin the great dragon is his mount.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

8:55 they border Texas. I am therefore not surprised that they named it "blood of Jesus"

[@mikhagamingworld]

2:13 Господи. Учитывая все ныне происходящее все решили коллективно забыть о русской культуре. Это упоминание греет душу сильнее чем когда-либо. Спасибо, команда EmKay

[@lifeisgood6921]

Вот уж точно то чего я тут не ожидал встретить, так это других русскоговорящих. Могу только порадоваться, что я не один такой.

[@mikhagamingworld]

@@lifeisgood6921 о, добрый вечер. Да,когда только увидел этот пост, сразу подумал о избушке на курьих ножках, и тут озвучивают Baba Yaga's house. Я реально чуть не прослезился... Но вообще да, ещё под видео, где упоминался проклятый русский курсив я убедился, что наших тут дофига

[@acake101]

6:51 Dude I seen this artist's Twitter page. Forgot who they was but all I remember is that I saw some art between Eddie and Venom and I didn't get any sleep after seeing it. 🙁

[@jennyferNumberone]

@1:12 -- those are cabbage patch kids

[@StarSliverWotsernameagain]

Thank you for this small comfort in the time of mourning. Technoblade never dies.

[@Lindsi_loveee]

those are the cabbage patch dolls, i remember because of the very distinct sent they have, somewhat of baby powder, puppy, and some other funky things

[@thatonenerd6650]

Robin you got the Baba Yaga reference! The house is actually part of what inspired the story I believe

[@neko4877]

This got progressively darker. I love it

[@cashcreations8797]

1:04 "It's not about hiding, it's about sending a message"

[@someweirdguy4042]

This is the most cursed video emkay will ever upload

[@amilliondeathsarenotenough9134]

5:00 Why it looks exactly like the Calus robot in Destiny 2

[@TheManBehindTheSlaughter87]

This is a great video to watch while I'm in therapy 😀

[@imstoopid363]

H e l l o j a c k

[@kavkazdemon]

As a member of Russian culture, 2:09 instantly struck to me as Baba Yaga's house and I love it.

[@cosmobane6995]

0:01 seriously, what in deepest trenches of Hell is that? Fungi?

[@zarekarstudio]

6:29 in the og story, the prince basically begged to have her, coffin and all, and promised he would "honor her and respect her as my most cherished one." ~wtf does that even MEAN~ in the story she was like that bc she choked on the apple piece she bit off and it got stuck, so when one of his servants tripped or something and dropped her coffin, it dislodged it and she woke up lmao. fun fact, they also made the evil queen wear red-hot iron shoes and dance until she died! old fairy tales were mega fucked up, lol

[@jeanieveclements7468]

Those poor Forks

[@Mothman_The_Moth]

0:32 As a furry I can confirm, we aren't real

[@vaguelywukong]

That first one- I own an electric toothbrush and that first one is my worst nightmare-

[@melaniemartinezfans-n6t]

the tadpole one makes me scared

[@KoljaWolfi]

0:14 i used two knives as sticks because in our school we have about 40knives, but only 2 spoons and forks.

[@justsomeguywithascarf8809]

0:50 No they look like they're being held by jarpoint

[@LizzieShiro]

That first one made me physically ill. I have that same toothbrush. I clean it every few days when just SOME caking appears. God, I nearly vomited.

[@Funnybrained]

He has posted when we needed it most

[@thecateatingasian]

Look at the majestic flip flobster on the wood floor its natural habitat.

[@lizzyl9357]

5:25 .........I see now why The Hospital workers are scared of dolphins

[@nabean69]

0:09 "So kids that is why cannibals dont make toothbrushes"

[@Rexerz]

0:16 , if you don't eat your sushi like this then I don't want to know you 🤣

[@jennifertorres42]

6:38 “heres my recycling, hope you like it” I did not

[@zxcmnbzxc6522]

the text at 6:40 translates to "My recyclings I hope you like them"

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

4:39 it’s one of the children

[@shaggy4real97]

9:08 yes they are. I've gotten and eaten them from five below, they don't taste like Mac and Cheese sadly, they taste like pineapple

[@caancy3930]

Bro invader sim is such a good fucking show, me and my dad were upset when we learned they weren’t going to continue it

[@CircusRope001]

“Yeah I had Invader Zim, Kim Possible…” Proceeds to show Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s image

[@groundbeff9667]

6:47 I fear no man… but that thing… it’s scares me

[@BiassedYT]

6:38 It says (according to Google Translate) "My recyclings I hope you like them."

[@evilbanana0718]

5:25 Fun fact: that is an Amazon river dolphin

[@akechifangirl]

Babe wake up, Emkay just posted

[@timothymckane6362]

That Magic School Bus comic was hilarious!

[@Bro_Guyden]

0:44, I said that to myself and thought, "he won't say it." But he said it.

[@dadoctah]

That oreo burger reminds me of a place that existed near here for a short time that had on the menu a "PB&J pizza". Sounds revolting, but it turns out the name stood for "pepperoni, bacon & jalapeños".

[@MoogusMan]

I no cap started crying at that "toothbrush"

[@computingwithcoffee3907]

1:05 mom deed cleaned my room once and found a massive snake skin under my bed .

[@matthew65536]

The thing at 5:31 is *sort of* real, VirtualBox has a thing where you have to scroll to the bottom of the EULA before you can click agree. idk why, but that's a thing it does.

[@drxdimension3685]

6:38 it says 'my recyclings I hope you like them'

[@Fantisidy]

Venice Italy actually looks like Patrick drinking alcohol after a hard day of sleeping

[@InsaneLadXIVMk2]

Ayo, that censor sound, tickle tipson, omfg

[@ProtossTempest]

6:02 Joke's on this guy, I watched He-Man as well

[@TheLycanthrope09]

That MJ plush was a prize at carnivals years ago. (I want to say it was right after he died, which makes it even more disrespectful.) Imagine deformed chibi MJ staring down at you as you try to knock over the milk bottles.

[@shadeslayer8631]

I mean I had those shows growing up but I also watched he-man, the smurfs, the old beetle juice tv show, fragle rock, doodle-bops, John Wayne movies and recess

[@gamethecupdog]

1:46 I'm going to have an existential crisis.

[@Starrykatz]

6:38 translates to: My recycles I hope yall like them They had some questionable spelling and grammar but what the heII - your neighborhood spanish speaker

[@zodiacslayer6205]

I was about to sleep then emkay uploaded

[@hiddendesire3076]

1:20 Cabbage Patch Kids

[@promaster424]

0:00 My dad has the same toothbrush. He also doesn't clean it but I clean it sometimes so it doesn't turn into that

[@dreamypond]

if i remember correctly, the sonic one at 0:52 is from a game promo. i don't remember which one, i just remember someone brought it up on twitter...

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

"well- rarity's not here, fashion horse is not here" -Robin 2022 on the topic of MLP rq, I have a burning hatred for twilight, anyone else?-

[@HK.414]

I don't like rainbow dash

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

@@HK.414 understandable, flutershy also sucks

[@HK.414]

@@MarkMillerOrSomethin I see how you would not like her but I love pinkie

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

@@HK.414 Stan pinkie, absolutely best character

[@HK.414]

@@MarkMillerOrSomethin y e s, but yes I don't like twilight sprinkle

[@simpindulgence6384]

Saw a Weepy the Weewee at a garage sale a long time ago. Can confirm the existence.

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

That first one made me heave. Who the f*** can clean their teeth with all that previous food on it. 🤢

[@creativity1403]

2:00 it's the owl vacation house!