r/TraumatizeThemBack - Not How Girls Work™

[@Lavastaramus]

It's not babysitting if it's your own child. It's parenting.

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

yeah but the lady didn’t know he was the dad. people expect nothing from dads so they praise the bare minimum or assume they’re not the parent at all.

[@seigeengine]

Babysitting is a weird term anyway. "Yes, I am sitting this baby." What.

[@Newfiecat]

I thought for sure he was going to say "my wife is dead" so him saying instead "I'm the wife" caught me off guard and was 10x funnier 😂

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

@@PurgatoryProductions1 but the issue is when people do know that the person is the dad, they still call it babysitting. She could have very well known he was the dad and assumed that the mom was the primary parent and figured he was giving her a break. The way it was worded, it still could apply if she knew he was the dad.

[@Helgatwb]

My ex has a lot of issues, but his attitude toward this was pretty refreshing. If one of us was working or doing errands, whoever was at home was taking care of the kids, but if one of us was going out with friends, then whoever was at home was babysitting, just as if we had hired a babysitter for a date night.

[@janemiettinen5176]

I had a guy who told his buddies he slept with me.. I told him in front of his friends Im now pregnant. Situation corrected itself in seconds and in totally hilarious manner!

[@missnaomi613]

Brilliant!

[@BrankoVT]

That's amazing!

[@vellathewench]

That's an amazing response!

[@Random-sk6hm]

That's hilarious

[@HoneyBakedHamlet]

Yeah, I've had someone who was obsessed with me tell people that we slept together. People who do this don't realise just how much power you give the person that you're lying about. I didn't deny it - instead I said it was true (I wasn't dating anyone at the time), sort of. I said that when we went to 'do the deed', his genitals smelt really horrible and that he smelt like unwashed ass and that i walked outta there. And that his arousal/foreplay skills were ass too. 'Oh yeah, we fooled around and he was terrible and also smelt terrible' got the job done for whoever asked. You want details? I'll give you 'details'.

[@The_Nightsong]

My nephew actually IS deathly allergic to anything that has milk in it. So if someone shoved ice cream in his face, be ready to call for an ambulance.

[@spacecadet3225]

I was like this, finally grew out of it a few years ago tho (yay!) My first job was at Burger King, working drive-thru, and I had to CONSTANTLY remind management that someone else had to make and hand over any of the ice cream orders, because if any touched my skin it would be A Problem™️

[@michaelbujaki2462]

Just an ambulance? Not a police officer for the attempted murder?

[@nonnativenarnian]

I have family alergic to eggs and deathly allergic to nuts. some brands of icecream use eggs; some icecream flavors have nuts (rockyroad etc) If something like that were to occur it'd be a roll of the dice on if we'd need an epi pen/benadril + mop & bucket, or epi pen + ambulance, or he's perfectly fine. Regardless of that, we'd still need bandages and first responders (police & possibly ambulance) because the perps wouldn't be able to walk away without a bloody nose, missing tooth, or aching gut... or possibly all three.

[@flamingfoxx]

​@nonnativenarnian If it requires an epipen, it requires an ambulance. Epipens are very temporary and always need to be followed with immediate care

[@pixie8365]

My mom used to be deathly allergic to apple, luckily it got better and she can even occasionally get a sip of some juice with apple in it (if it's not only apple)

[@mahshic2660]

‘Pranks’ that can be classified as assault (s.a. or otherwise) are prevalent where I live but they have vastly cut down on them since girls here have started carrying bear grade pepper spray.

[@NekoChanSenpai]

I wish mace was legal in my state. Tasers are legal tho, but I lost the charger. I'd been using the flashlight on it but now it's dead.

[@John_Weiss]

I, Internet Uncle-Gay🏳️‍🌈, approve of this strategy!

[@OrontesRM]

nice!

[@janerecluse4344]

Start right, ladies. 🫡

[@Glacial_floofs]

did I reeaaally just read that as beer, instead of bear? am I cooked?

[@RemWinchester]

The Click: "My emotional support sword" Me: "ha ha what a weirdo" **throwing a blanket over my pile of emotional support swords in the corner**

[@M033Y_W01F]

So real, so relatable

[@UniformAnimates]

*Throws blanket over emotional support axe in the corner* "ha ha, what a weirdo"

[@maxdaae]

You're right though, who only has 1 emotional support sword??

[@dod4041]

*tosses emotional support knife into the corner* “ha ha…”

[@thatdisabledprincess]

*Throws blanket over pile of ten emotional support blankets*

[@lolalo6344]

Tip: if someone assaults you for tiktok fame ask them to send you the video/ tag you. When they do, thank them and say "my lawyer is gonna love this one"

[@AnalogMachine]

Except that doesn't work if you don't have a tiktok

[@awsom_Adam]

if that happens to me, i'd be glad i ever signed up for TikTok.

[@kawaibakaneko]

​@@AnalogMachineYou need an account to see video on tiktok?

[@GachaGirlieYT]

@@kawaibakanekoi think they meant the tagging them, but i’m pretty sure you can still report videos without an account

[@jennastephens1224]

22:00- I'm queer and my favorite response to "What's in your pants then?" is "Well, as of last night, your mother". Their reaction to this comment never disappoints

[@reboottalks]

…I’m stealing this if anyone ever asks-

[@madalice5134]

Best response to aholes like that. Personally, I like to throw in GF, wife or sister as well. Once a dude got mad thay I wouldn't give him my number and called me a slur for queer women. I just nodded and asked if he was jealous that I'd satisfied more women than him. I was with a group of friends, so there was a bit of the bravado that comes with safety in numbers, but it also got him to f off.

[@appletree13]

"Your father" works too!

[@EthanEiholzer]

“Well, off to visit your mother!” - A very French man

[@gordonmorgan3131]

I usually say "wouldnt YOU like to know weatherboy" bc it makes them so uncomfortable for some reason

[@anyoldwhimsybymimzy]

When I was pregnant, I had a shirt that read, "If you didn't put it there, don't touch it." across the belly

[@missnaomi613]

I love that!

[@cosmic_poet7326]

Oh my god, yes!

[@blaireshoe8738]

I know no one would really take it the alternative way, but I greatly enjoy that this is still technically ambiguous as to whether the wearer is carrying a baby in their belly or carrying fat there. "It was me, I put it there, only I can touch it! What do you mean my partner surely helped? They didn't force-feed me! I guess I can make an exception for them anyway~" 😂

[@anyoldwhimsybymimzy]

@@blaireshoe8738 🤣

[@gtkgaming5595]

That's fucking cool ya .

[@aliceb.1481]

0:10 "Feel free to use it out of context", as if he gave any context before saying that.

[@waffles3629]

As if Click in context is better than Click out of context

[@That_one_void]

The click is out of context 95% of the time

[@freddiefishton]

you say that like the context would make it better

[@Spagettigeist]

The context is him being the Click. That alone is context enough =)

[@gur3478]

I mean if you read into it there is

[@rebeccasaper1379]

My parents had mentioned since I was young that I was the “oops baby” of my family. Once I was a teenager, whenever they had something negative to say about me, I’d give a nice “well if you/dad (depending on who I’m talking to) just pulled out we wouldn’t be in this mess” That’s right, don’t imply things about your sex life to your kids without expecting them to imply the same things back at you!

[@tealkerberus748]

Wow. One of mine was conceived when I wasn't ready for that, but I just describe him as joining our family six months earlier than I'd planned. He's a good kid!

[@rebeccasaper1379]

@ My parents had a “mom questions” section in my baby book. For the question “how did you feel about finding out you were pregnant” she answered “oh shit”

[@SeveroYug]

huh, my mom once said they were upset by pregnancy only three month into marriage (they dated for like 5 years with no smex before wedding), but she had to have me because abortion is bad. What a fun thing to tell a kid, right? One more reason for me to go less contact though P.S. they aren't even really religious, just abortion is bad for you

[@kawaibakaneko]

My daughter was a very happy accident, she knows how lucky I feel to have her

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

​@rebeccasaper1379 Goddamn. There's "You were unplanned," then there's... _that._

[@maarshiexcryxx]

"Alright, I'll do little silly thing with my sword, cuz I love doing silly things with my sword" - Click, 2024

[@thulium_3169]

me with the guy who will hopefully be my bf one day

[@rileyfairfull2548]

What ^

[@yaloftamriel7501]

Don't we all, tho?

[@RangeCMYK]

​@@rileyfairfull2548they said "me with the guy who will hopefully be my bf one day"

[@rileyfairfull2548]

@@RangeCMYK -huh- crazy

[@MillieBlackRose]

Men are not babysitting their kids they are taking care of them. My father was a single dad and was the best parent I could have asked for.

[@koko_24bun]

this week was exhausting as hell but here click is to save the world! thanks for your service in the name of cursed happiness

[@maz9266]

Well said!

[@Phinix22]

I sneezed so it's true:3

[@koko_24bun]

@@Phinix22 wait is that a thing?

[@grmpEqweer]

Click. The hero we needed.

[@tabithafletcher1513]

I happened to catch his emotional support livestream yesterday and I had never been in one before, but I very much appreciated the fact that he would do that for everyone because you’re right, it’s a mess right now. Sending the hugs and the vibes to everyone right now 🤗 🌈

[@knuxenglish]

Emotional support sword? Is that the next plushie? Actually a knight ESD would be incredible, maybe it could have a removable helmet with a posable visor.

[@ducktes]

Or just a BIG AF sword with a tiny demon (like tiny tiny) at the handle

[@CranberryCake]

I vote yes to knight ESD

[@annabethrose2318]

It's actually a body pillow style emotional support sword

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Little crimson knight in his own shiny armor :3

[@bevishhh]

SOLD

[@mars6233]

I had a boss named Carla, she pressured me to go back to work 2 weeks postpartum. Mocked my mental health, and threatened to hunt me and my family down. Made a police report, about the threat, and left a public Google review about them threatening me, and that it's probably not safe while Carla works there. Looks like the store might have closed since then, too bad i love that anime store, but that woman was preditory and no one likes her. I think them hiring Carla destroyed the small business, which is really sad

[@mars6233]

The best part was when they cornered me and were threatening to hunt me down, I said "I'm not getting paid to be treated like this. Good bye" and walked out. I was with my sister and we were planning on spending $300-750 so their loss. They didn't get our business

[@SaintShion]

​@@mars6233 man I sorry that happened to you, ive been in Switzerland for work for a couple years and women get so many more benefits while having kids. I wish other countries were like this.

[@KoriMasho]

What IS it with women named Carla?

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@KoriMasho Carlas are the Karens of the corporate manager world

[@KoriMasho]

@@Random-sk6hm My husband used to date one. 6 months after we got married, she starts texting him, asking for pictures of us together to see if I make him happier than she did. He handed me his phone and told me to have fun. I told her to never text him again, and she said she, "meant no disrespect." I blocked her. Hubby and I looked at each other and went out for our date, as planned, plus extra ice cream for having to deal with her crazy ass.

[@alexpan1812]

When I was maybe 15 or 16, years before testosterone and top surgery, I a trans guy, was just waiting on my bus home. A karen appeared out of the wild and looked me up and down, put a hand on her hip and rudely asked: "Are you a boy or a girl? What's in your pants?" Me, the tired teenager who was not going to take her shit, started digging in my trouser pockets. "My keys, wallet, phone, a stim toy, and some gum. You want some?" I asked with a complete deadpan voice and expression. The man next to me started cackling with lauhter and I guess the Karen realised that her question was really freaking weird! She blushed beet red and left. She didn't even get on the bus😂 Maybe it isn't that much of a traumatise them back, but holy crap do I remember that with a smile😅

[@CorgiDaddy2]

So good that it was witnessed by someone laughing at her.

[@Birdyyy-sq5xs]

That's funny😂😂😂

[@John_Weiss]

Dude, that was _perfect!_ Your Internet Uncle-Gay🏳️‍🌈 approves. 😊

[@Grace-ms7un]

That is awesome❤

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Good for you! I'm glad you did that. Malicious compliance! I'm 40 yo trans man. And I'm low-key shocked at that woman's behavior towards you... Like wtf? I was a visibly queer kid in the 90's and I swear, Adults are friggin wild these days. Worse than ever. When I was young that was a question only kids asked me. Normal Adults should not care at all about the genitals of kids they didn't know. I was never asked that from an adult before 2015ish. Around when Caitlyn Jenner came out. Trans became something everyone thought they knew about and could hate on. It was in some ways safer, before the normies knew we existed. I hate that this is how ppl are.

[@grietje9401]

Noone should ever touch a persons belly, pregnant or not. I had something similar happen to me when I was at my bofriend's family reunion. I knew noone there, except for my boyfriend, his parents and grandparents. After a pretty large dinner, we were chatting with some old couple (an aunt and uncle of my mother in law) and out of nowhere she places a hand on my belly, asking when I'm due. Mind you, I wasn't even pregnant. What I was though, was highly insecure about my body to begin with and I had finally found a dress I felt somewhat comfortable in. After that I didn't wear that dress again for a long time. I often think about, wishing I had said something snappy. But I just mumbled something like 'I'm just not skinny anymore,' trying to hold back my tears. (Old) people can be so incredibly insolent and rude, it's mind boggling.

[@missnaomi613]

Something kinda similar happened to me once. This woman I knew asked me when I was due. I said, "I'm not pregnant, just fat." And she laughed, and said, "no, really, when?" 🙄 Humans, am I right?

[@vellathewench]

@@missnaomi613 Yeah, because how could she possibly be wrong? Ugh some people.

[@MurkyWaters6]

So, I had a mute friend in elementary school, and something similar happened to us (the friend had a functioning voice box. It was the muscles in her mouth that were undeveloped.) This substitute teacher got right up in her face telling her to talk (she was interrupting anyone who tried to explain what was going on.) So the friend, at the top of her lungs, just made the loudest noise she could, right in the sub's face. And since the friend couldn't exactly control the muscles in her face, she just spewed saliva all over the sub. The sub was so shocked at this, that I took the opportunity to speak up, "If you'd have shut the f*** up, you would've known that she was mute. Now, are you gonna go tidy yourself up, or..?"

[@VanessaTheGenshinPlayer]

Best response

[@ClownHoundII]

The cancer story reminds me a lot of my moms and how they handel my mental illness. My panic attacks stress *them* out, me crying from being chronically depressed makes *them* sad and stressed, my triggers are "unfair" to them because they don't want to change their lifes and be unable to do certain things completely randomly. I feel the same way but have quite literally no control over it.

[@reneenoriega4524]

You remind me of a time I tried to tell my mom I was feeling down and she scolded me saying that "you have no reason to feel depressed and it's very disrespectful to *me* that you believe that, because I am really depressed and have reasons to be" I was like jeez, ok, I guess I'll never tell you how I feel again

[@grmpEqweer]

I feel that. ❤ 🫂

[@DeviBuster]

​@@reneenoriega4524 my parents did that a lot when I was growing up. I now realise they did that because they were stressed, but that's not much of an excuse for yelling at your own children. And now they say they feel left out when I don't tell them personal bits about my life.

[@oakenshadow6763]

You are worthy of love, you are worthy of being allowed to let it out. Please find safe freinds so you can be free to let it out. I'm sorry you are dealing that, and really hope you find your place and people.

[@Laura-gb1jv]

I know a parent like that. Turned out, they have NPD.

[@RacingPepe]

Props to the dad calling himself the mom. People are ridiculous. Moms "raise" their kids and dads just get to look after them when mom can't.

[@SilverionX]

My amazing clapback story as a teenager: I was bullied quite a lot in school, to the point of deep depression and suicidal thoughts. My weight curve was yeeted into the stratosphere when I started 7th grade because I self medicated with food, a lot. At some point I a girl was (it was usually the boys) was talking about how fat I was and I snapped back "at least I have bigger boobs than you". She shut down completely. To this day I feel like that's one of my finest comebacks.

[@SeveroYug]

that's a good one, wouldn't work for me though because in pretty much the same situation I was fat everywhere except for boobs😢

[@foxpatternedferret476]

​@@SeveroYug You have a bigger butt then.

[@drtaverner]

I had a friend (military vet, undiagnosed PTSD) and someone tried to "prank" him. IIRC they tried to hit his forehead with a BINGO dauber. Funny. The dauber never connected and things happened _fast._ The result was Vet kneeling on Prankster's chest screaming for help as he rained blows on the guy. This was years ago, before cell-phone cameras and PTSD therapy. Still, I think the lesson stands even today: Don't fk around unless you're ready to find out!

[@Grace-ms7un]

Lol dont ever mess with vets. They have reflexes.

[@SamirCCat]

Yeah, you NEVER know what a stranger goes through! Maybe as a "prank" you jumpscare them from behind - maybe this stranger was attacked and kidnapped that way?? And personally I live with severe mental illness and anxiety - it'd BREAK me if someone assaulted me with a "prank" like that. I have anxiety enough by just taking a bus, let alone talk to a stranger. It'd affect my entire mood for a week, I might need hospitalisation, and add on to the trauma I already have. DON'T assault or scare strangers! That goes for both "pranks" and halloween.

[@Random-sk6hm]

In 2019 an 17 year old tried to film a KZbin prank that involved him pretending to attack people with a knife. The unsuspecting victim was with his girlfriend and assumed that the teen was a real threat so pulled out his gvn and shot him. He ended up dying … all for a stupid KZbin video. The guy who shot him was acquitted on all charges since he believed his life was in imminent danger and was acting in self defence.

[@harduphiker]

@@Random-sk6hm he shouldn't even have been charged. If someone does something like that, it's on them if they end up dead.

[@kokkolintu3528]

"The result was Vet kneeling on Prankster's chest screaming for help as he rained blows on the guy." Oh god, that's heartbreaking! 😨😨 The things he must have seen in the military!

[@marije8562]

This is just to say... If you've been assaulted and you are too scared to go to the police or don't want to relive the trauma, that's also okay. It's not your fault. Please worry about yourself first if you don't have the energy to worry about what some creep is going to do to another woman. It's not your fault and you shouldn't have to put yourself through more trauma if you're just dealing with the direct results.

[@thelivingliver6715]

this goes for men who were assaulted too, everyone whos been assaulted you are all seen

[@Random-sk6hm]

Also for anyone that doesn't know, there are SA clinics you can go to if you've been assaulted that will use an assault kit and gather evidence for you then store it in a vault. They won't report it to the police until/if you decide that you want to. They can be really helpful if you change your mind in the future and decide you want to pursue justice. I have a friend who unfortunately found herself in this situation. She used the clinic and later decided to report her assault a few months after. The evidence was extremely useful in getting her justice and convicting the perpetrator.

[@lisaphares2286]

If they had attacked a person prior, and that person didn’t take action against that attacker, they enabled the attacker to assault another person. Anyone who doesn’t prosecute an attacker is enabling that criminal.

[@ashb3893]

​@@lisaphares2286what a heartless take. some unnamed stranger isn't any more your responsibility than the actions your attacker took. it's true, the hero thing to do, the "good" thing to do, is to persecute. but this sounds like someone who don't understand the toll sa takes on someone. it's been 4 years and my friend still panics at his name. it is not enabling to protect yourself. it is not enabling to know playing hero would get you hurt. it is not enabling to put yourself first. no decent person would want to be saved at the expense of someone else. I know I wouldn't

[@sarahloveless1726]

29:10 Fun(ny) story: my mom went to a wedding when she was pretty heavily pregnant with me. Bride was a doctor Groom was a doctor All their family and friends were doctors She was fussed over a lot

[@NoaTheGenii31415]

That’s so sweet though🥰

[@janemiettinen5176]

I went to driving school in mom’s belly. She was heavily pregnant when the exam drive came around and the examiner was more worried about mom popping me out right there, than her driving. (I was still 3+ weeks away in reality.) Luckily she turned out to be a quite good driver, she drove rally and other motorsports, when I was a kid. But her licensing drive experience is still one of her favorite stories.

[@sarahloveless1726]

@NoaTheGenii31415 pretty sure my mom appreciated it in between being annoyed 😆

[@KxNOxUTA]

That sounds adorable and a tad troublesome 😂😂😂

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

Carla, in that story, is going to get PTSD from seeing strands of hair in the sink, shower or brush. that is sooo evil I love it.

[@maxdaae]

Yeah but then she might go off about how someone at work traumatized her with his cancer diagnosis and how seeing lost hair gives her flashbacks Just make it all about herself again

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

@@maxdaae she probably would anyway, as it is, it would be hilarious and appropriate.

[@kawaibakaneko]

​@@maxdaaeYep and she i going to alleniate people, she'll out herself as an awful people pretty quick

[@theotakux5959]

The fast food worker reminded me of something that happened a few years ago. I was at a restaurant that had all-you-can-eat chicken. I cut into one piece and it was raw in the middle. I took it to the counter, told the guy and asked for some more. He said to go back to my seat and he'd bring it out to me. Instead, the manager did, brought me the replacement chicken, and my money back. I said that wasn't necessary, but he said he insisted since I didn't yell at the employee. Apparently customers yelling at the employees when anything is wrong is so common that when someone doesn't do it the manager feels the need to reward them. Which is kinda sad.

[@adibpg_geek]

"I should probably not have a sword but what are you going to do about it?" is the first time I've laughed in days.

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

And our answer? We're going to endorse it.

[@00r0ry]

Pranks used to be something that confuses the shit out of people, like one goes to the toilet and when they come out everyone else is dressed like a clown. Not literal assaults, I swear Shittok fame brings out the worst in people.

[@grenade8572]

I remember one of the best pranks I saw as a kid on a TV show. A woman had a bottle of water seeming normal, but the cap was glued. The prank was just asking men to open it. They couldn't because of the glue, and it was just funny to see how hard they tried. Then, she asks to a VERY muscular guy, who opened the bottle like it was totally normal. This guy's flex was the best part of the video!

[@crwydryny]

The cancer one. My best friend lost her mom to cancer many years ago. While she was undergoing chemo and stuff my friend's aunt started acting ill, threatening suicide and such because she wasn't the center of attention

[@Roadent1241]

Oh ew. XC I hope your friend is doing OK.

[@grmpEqweer]

Mm. Narcissism is a trip.

[@crwydryny]

@@Roadent1241 yeah it was about 20 years ago

[@waffles3629]

Ugh, this hits hard for me. I was accused of this by a few relatives when my grandma was going through cancer treatment. Problem is I have an actual diagnosed medical condition, it didn't start till two years after her diagnosis, and most of them didn't find out for another two years. All because I missed a single family party because I was really tired after trying a treatment that has a common side effect of sleepiness. Needless to say I don't really talk to those relatives anymore.

[@summer_pain]

i felt that. i've been in and out of treatment for bone cancer for the past 7 years, and currently it has metastasized and is in stage 4. my dad is using this to gain sympathy for himself. he's exaggerating my prognosis (telling people i only have 5 years at most when no dr. said that) and just in general lying about my state of being. almost nothing makes me more upset

[@LynneWolf]

If you make a pregnancy bingo, make sure to include a square for ‘Not Actually Pregnant’. As a plus size woman, I have tales about how often I get asked or touched because people think I’m with child. F*cking annoying.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

That's a good idea! It reminded me of when someone ask me if I was pregnant and I just grabbed my stomach in my hands, jiggled it up and down and said "No, I just have a belly"! 😆

[@BrankoVT]

@@dragonfliesnh4204 I'd personally threaten to sue them, lying about being rich enough to get a group of the best lawyers in the country.

[@Gremlin_Boi_]

Markiplier has a Boar Spear, The Click has a sword. The Mark's are rising up.

[@lilydragon2129]

And the tactical shovel

[@lummflower]

Maybe they'll use it to *mark* their territory?

[@sandrosliske]

Next time they meet, they go full highlander.

[@N95j]

@@lummflowerlol

[@iclynnx]

If I ever had a son, I'd name him Mark just in hopes of him becoming as much of a legend

[@jillb3072]

This wasn’t a prank it was straight SA, and in some states anyone over 65 it is elevated to higher charges. I know PA has this and approximately a dozen other states.

[@waffles3629]

I know the friends didn't actually shave their heads in the cancer story, but it reminds me of a different story I read. A girl was going through chemo and really REALLY sad that she was gonna lose her hair because she loved doing fun things with her hair. So her parents and a few friends secretly hatched a plan to help. They found several friends and family members who were willing to shave their heads with her, and even found a salon that would do a private session to reduce her chance of exposure to sick people. Including a stylist for every chair (the salon even comped the cost). When the day came to shave her head she walked into a salon with a friend or family member sitting in every single chair.

[@QueenOfCavies]

3:49 Public Service Announcement: A dad looking after his child isn't babysitting, he's parenting.

[@luckypunk72]

i just remembered that i got scammed at like 15yo and instead of being a normal person about it, i ended up emailing them something about "you're taking advantage of an abused minor" (which was true, i'm now 22 and got out of that situation a few years ago). i've been giggling about it the last few days.

[@aagamingchallenges1483]

Where can I order an emotional support sword? I need something to fight off my sleep paralysis demon.

[@bushybeardedbear]

You're giving him plushie ideas!

[@Abies-i7h]

You can always get a stick!

[@skullphantom705]

No need to fight them off if you recruit them tho! Give them an emotional support sword and have them protect you.

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Screw the sword being for emotional support I just want a cool sword

[@jonasmatuska2859]

Clash of Titans

[@bluelfsuma]

"What's in your pants?" "What's in your skull? Obviously not a brain."

[@vellathewench]

Love this

[@LRM12o8]

"A knife that will soon be in YOUR pants if you don't stop s-xually harassing me" (No, officer, this was not a threat, I was totally gonna gift it to them" 😉)

[@CroobieLetter]

I was blessed to witness the following clapback to "What's in your pants?" *Pauze to look her up and down* "Sorry, I am WAY out of your league" With such devastating sass, she almost physically crumpled

[@jacquelynsmith2351]

"Chemo can't be that bad" - my niece didn't notice when she had appendicitis last year (she's 10 now) because her pain tolerance is too high due to the chemo she had as a toddler...

[@vellathewench]

That poor child has endured so much so far. I hope she is doing well now.

[@jacquelynsmith2351]

@vellathewench she's good! In remission for over 7 years now

[@Bubbles-kk9zs]

My goodness. I'd like to think I have a high pain tolerance, but not that high. I hope the appendicitis was able to get treated. She's a trooper 💪. Seriously.

[@sonohito5]

Give her lots of love from me. What a powerful kid. She's survived 2 potentially life-threatening conditions by the age of 10.

[@Hazelwoodkitten]

21:47 Same with asexuality! As an ace person, it is now apparently acceptable for some one to interview me about what I do with my private parts.

[@tealkerberus748]

That's so gross. I'm sorry some humans are like that. Does the answer "I mind my own business with them" help at all?

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

"Same as you, except I'm happy with it"

[@Hazelwoodkitten]

@@tealkerberus748 I usually just ignore them or say "That is none of your business". One of these days I'll come up with a clever comeback lol.

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

​@@WhoStoleKirya73 😂😂

[@daniel-teodorcirca7524]

The trap questions will get you if the high wall of requrements won't. Do you have exp even if no one hire without the you need to pass the interview of random questions picked from hell and fact for us: we neither know the roght answer so feel free to fail.

[@Van-dq4sw]

HR is one of those fields that has capacity for incredible impact on people in the company - for good OR for bad. I'm glad the one in the Carla story had the pull and power to do good.

[@kirstenwyatt9675]

I think my next 4 years, as an American, are to embody "traumatize them back."

[@nola281]

Yes, we should. I work with older people who definitely voted for him and I would love for an European theater WW2 vet talk about what they just put in power again.

[@Avrysatos]

Oh no the consequences of their actions.

[@fandomshark]

Yup. Last year, my city’s election had a ballot measure about changing leadership in our public library. We had (have) a bunch of people wanting to get books removed for containing “sexually explicit material”, and they were wanting to change leadership to be able to try and do that. Thankfully, it didn’t pass (the difference was only like 15-18 votes or something). If it had passed though, I was prepared to go to the library with a whole list of books that “needed” to be removed for the same excuse they were trying to pull off. If they wanted to get booked banned…we’d definitely get books banned. See how fast they start complaining about some of their favorite books being gone.

[@gneurke1290]

@@fandomshark the book thing is insane tho. like "beeing a german looking at this with raised eybrows"-insane. there should be a general law against this. There is no good reason to abolish any existing art, literature and knowledge.

[@Anonymousbutnotthatone]

The shocked Pikachus are going to be rampant, at least in those who have any social awareness left.

[@benwillems8584]

I once told someone who called my fatherhood babysitting, that her mom was indeed resting. Forever. Exit, stage left.

[@ToxicXeia]

I'm so glad I can watch you and let everything irl slip away for a while. I'm so stressed, living in the US. Thank you Click.

[@clarahesse3970]

I know it’s not much of a comfort, but the rest of us are stressed on your behalf. I hope your next 4 years are as peacefull as they can be.

[@CatDadTheCyborg]

I came here for exactly the same reason. Clickiepoo is the only one who can take my pain away rn.

[@ToxicXeia]

​@CatDadTheCyborg Stay strong my friend. We can do this! Don't let the bad people win

[@ToxicXeia]

​@@clarahesse3970Thank you. It means a lot to know other people can see how bad things are, and that it's absurd.

[@f1rebreather123]

Yeah, I need to escape politics right now. Both sides have been insanely toxic and its stressful.

[@bevishhh]

37:03 yeah there are at least a couple of clips floating around of people trying “pranks” on the wrong person and getting a gun pulled on them.

[@mars6233]

I tried to post on confidently incorrect once, but I got the rules wrong and it was deleted. It was just me talking about dancing in the hospital while my husband was video chatting with his mom, and she made fun of me for being excited about getting the last Madeline cookie but I called it "Mandolin (the french cookies)" and someone corrected me with the right spelling, but another person corrected me with "a Mandolin is a knife contraption, hope your gums are ok " so I said, "no a Mandolin is a musical instrument. You're thinking of a mandoline" i thought it was funny because none of us can spell

[@rocketpsyence]

Reddit mods proving themselves as usual to be a group of power hungry pissbabies who need to touch grass.

[@anitapepita]

I just saw a picture of a frying pan with a sword hilt handle, thought of the Click, and proceeded to think of half a dozen bad ideas of things that could have a sword hilt handle. Aaand now I'm thinking of those same things with, ehem, " sword " shaped handles. I need to get off the internet for a little while, I think it's my brain that is fryed. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kodered59]

Your brain has been fried? Must be the pan .

[@anitapepita]

@@kodered59 That's what I'm thinking 🤔😂

[@lapetitemorte6307]

My favorite 'sword shaped thing' are sword keys. I have Voltrons sword for the front door & He-Man's sword for the back door. It makes me giggle every time I open the door.

[@Amethystar]

Backpack Battles?

[@tealkerberus748]

That would be a cool thing in a gimmick shop though. Saucepans, kitchen knives, woodworking tools, all with anatomically explicit handles. Just don't have any friends with kids visit, ever, because whether they recognise them or don't, that's gonna be a problem.

[@Rockamock]

What a legend - gave everyone a safe space for hours yesterday and already a new upload. Thank you, Click.

[@HalloweenR5]

Re: the last story There is a guy that is currently in jail awaiting trial for shooting a wannabe prankster. He was a delivery guy who was just picking up a food order at a food court in a mall. The prankster was harassing him while the guy was backing up and repeatedly asking him to leave him alone before he pulled his gun and shot him. Prankster is still alive. It is still really up in the air about how they're going to prosecute the guy and how much time he'll get. The whole thing was on camera through multiple angles.

[@vellathewench]

I saw this clip. I hope the guy who got pranked gets away with minimal punishment. People need to stop being aholes.

[@HalloweenR5]

@vellathewench a lot of people think that. Shooting him was extreme, but the guy was straight up harassing him

[@wartgin]

Yet those are often the same people who claim that an armed society is a polite society. 🤔

[@crowdemon_archives]

And the same fucker is still back at the whole "pranking" business iirc

[@brianbarber5401]

The AH, I mean prankster, same thing really, has said he’s not going to stop pranking. Or as on this case, trying to rob people.

[@Mimi_Draws]

The mute story reminded me of a regular we have at my job. Apparently, I'm her favorite sense she's deaf and other employees are always rude to her, so whenever she sees me, she always leaves me a small treat and a big smile. And there's been an instance where I was training someone and they didn't get the memo and yelled at her, I was put as main cashier after that.

[@IIITheDeadGamerIII]

It's amazing how little capacity for empathy people have.

[@seymoursheepie]

"...the Tribble in her hand..." LMAO I've been slain by that.

[@MultiFandomMadness-vj6ke]

I had such an amazing gay moment last week I was running the mile at my school, and this boy (at least 1 grade older than me) kept hitting on me (?) So I had a wonderful, evil, idea. I ran past them, yelling "The first thing you should know is that I'm a lesbian!" I kept running and didn't look back, my friend (behind me) heard him and said "WHAT?!?!" With everyone around him laughing. I had such a good day.

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

7:41 I used to be friends with a very... high maintenance person. She was always surrounded by drama and catastrophe (which she 100% caused), and one day, she says to me, "I don't know why this keeps happening, I'm such an easygoing person." I thought she was joking at first, but no.

[@akinaattori6707]

The click always delivers❤ My mother told me about something that happened a few years ago and I feel like I'd like to share a little. My mother used to be a hairdresser. One day this guy tried to rob the salon with a knife. She beat him with a broom and he ran out. She followed him out. He tried to get away with his bicycle, but couldn't get on it because she was still hitting him with the darn broom. She was interviewed about it and it was posted somewhere. Her words were (if I remember correctly) "he can try again anytime". (something along that) This was years ago, so I can't remember it in extreme detail. I love my mom so f*cking much😂❤

[@olitapp5361]

Your mum is hilarious and a badass 😂

[@ItsAsparageese]

Polearm beats (tiny) sword 😂 Something something those who don't learn from history ...

[@Newfiecat]

As someone who is ACTUALLY extremely sensitive, I would NEVER tell someone with cancer how their illness was negatively affecting *me*! I would make sure I'm hid away before I started crying!

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Yeah, that one just sounded to me like someone who never learned to manage her own emotions. Definitely not the same as being sensitive.

[@sk_187]

I have an idea for bingo: "would have been wholesome" When they (like insane parents) say something that would have been wholesome but ruin it at the end with something absolutely crazy (versuch 12)

[@everogersdownunder1242]

People don't realise there are *loads* of side effects to chemo. My dad & friends have all been on chemo (and radiation) and the side effects, even after chemo has stopped, are insanely awful. My dad some days can't do up his shirt due to the tingling and numb fingers he has and he's gets so frustrated. Also, you are not allowed to touch or eat very cold or hot things. So dad had to wear gloves to get milk out of the fridge for a luke warm coffee. Alongside horrific toileting issues, fatigue, nausea and all the usual issues that come along with chemo, there are *many* more they don't tell you about unless you're actually going to be on chemo. And when a new thing happens, the drs will tell you it can be due to the chemo. Have some freaking empathy or at least sympathy for anyone who is having chemo in any capacity, please.

[@campknowledge]

*AGRESSIVE LOVE TO ALL THE US AUDIENCE! STAY STRONG PEEPS!! AND REMEMBER TO SLAY!!*

[@missnaomi613]

🙏❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎💙💗🤍

[@kakkaohjus]

That lawyer saw a slam-dunk pay-day, so why not go the whole nine yards.

[@SCP_doctor_aspenclove]

Click = chaos dad we all need

[@mimimi8322]

I love how it's Alter Clicky's voice I hear when something annoying or insufferable happens. Toxic boss tells me I should just use two tampons for a very heavy period to go to the toilet less? Alter Clicky in my imagination comes in clutch... Makes any situation ten times more bearable. Thanks

[@grmpEqweer]

Just an idea: start wearing large, crinkly, adult diapers. Make sure they stick out of your waistband. Ask toxic boss if he/she needs some too, to improve efficiency.

[@skullphantom705]

You can just bleed on the furniture at the office to prove a point to your boss.

[@mimimi8322]

@@grmpEqweer Perfect idea. I work with customers so that would be a hilarious way to call them out.

[@mimimi8322]

@@skullphantom705 i had to run home looking like a murder case before, but she unfortunately didn't notice. Maybe a big puppy pad on the chair would drive home my point lol

[@billcipher3717]

if you are bleeding through things like that, go to a doctor if you don't already know why. that's generally a symptom of more being wrong unless you feel like you know for sure, especially since only about 10% of women do get reproductive conditions checked and a lot of people are gaslit about what a 'normal' amount of pain and blood is, even by doctors.

[@chillero3heftig712]

tbf using other staff to not having to deal with customer request, and then not giving them permission to fix the thing should be a crime, and not a practice 99% of businesses do

[@CorgiDaddy2]

Seriously. If someone asked for a manager and I was the manager and they were in the wrong and act all Karen, I'll invite them to leave and have the cops trespass them. Don't f around at my employees.

[@chillero3heftig712]

@@CorgiDaddy2 yeah thats how normal people think right? but many companies remove customer service and replace it with ai, forbid their employees to change prizes of things that are damaged so they have to throw the whole thing out, sometimes you call and they dont have a button to action your request because the bossed dont want the company to bend to the customers wishes...

[@Hoodie1017]

18:15 That's so funny he gave her Hair 😂 I love that musical! It's my favorite and a must watch.

[@ItsAsparageese]

It's one of the three most underrated (by today's musical fans, in my totally subjective opinion) musicals, that happen to be one-word noun titles lol ... Hair, Fame (the original movie, idk if the new one is any good), and Chess

[@VeeBlack]

We watched it in music education in middle school and had to dissect the whole thing, I hated it back then but these days I can appreciate it. It's a nice musical. I can still sing most of the songs and it's been a while since I've seen it last.

[@mark-wr9ki]

i looked it up before checking the comments, i havent been able to stop laughing 😂

[@ZeWitchKid]

i can confirm there was a case of a "prank" streamer that got shot for pranking the wrong guy and he hasnt learnt from that experience either

[@brianbarber5401]

Maybe next time.

[@anthonyislate]

17:02 his friend was so ready to shave his head in solidarity. That's really wholesome and cute ❤

[@claratalbot7613]

This week has been a nightmare as I slowly count down the days until I'm officially done with customer service but thankfully the Click is here to make this week feel better

[@Mar_Selcouth]

( つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ )⁠つ Emotional support

[@booterfly6367]

I love the “hairball” story and how op was like “ah, yes, so generous of my friends to totally, previously agree to shave their heads in solidarity” and he had to be like “DAVE NO I WAS JOKING” and wrestle away the shaver 😂

[@idiotically-everything]

Same! The musical OP mentioned is named Hair xD

[@roarmaus]

26:28 I work in customer service. I've had people use their phones as their 'voice. ' Never a problem. I think it's pretty cool. Certainly better than me scribbling on paper.

[@dukecatfishjunior6291]

I do wonder what happened. From what I could tell, she can hear. So she's mute but not deaf? I'm just curious as to how

[@Mopsspoof]

Man, I can’t help but notice how most of these submissions are from women and young teenagers. Crazy how people think it’s okay to be mean to kids and creepy to women.

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

There's also a good amount of disabled or older ppl. It's probably because the people that like harassing strangers look for who they assume will be an easier target

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

There's also a good amount of disabled or older ppl. It's probably because the people that like harassing strangers look for who they assume will be an easier target

[@Rabbitzan]

I love seeing dads hanging out or out shopping with their kids. It's really lovely to see happy family tbh.

[@cass_caps]

To the person who went through chemo: calling the clump a tribble was perfect, thank you

[@bushybeardedbear]

Thanks for being such a positive light in dark times, Click. Looking forward to 4 years of glorious r/leopardsatemyface content from you. ❤️

[@suitov]

Lol... that thing about some people being unable to apologise. My mother is in her 70s. I've heard her apologise twice. EVER. Once was to me, with the heaviest sarcasm, during an argument in which I'd pointed out she never apologised to me. The other was to two people whose dog HER DOG had attacked, and if you could fit all the sentiment of "fuck you" into the words "I apologise", that was what she sounded like. She's a piece of work.

[@sylviafrida819]

As someone who had bowel cancer and has a very dark humor, I can confirm I have either amused or traumatized a bunch of people with a-- jokes 😂

[@sarahloveless1726]

20:10 What The Freak is wrong with Dad's like that?! What was the point of telling his kids that cr@p?

[@lapetitemorte6307]

My grandmother delighted in reminding me that the bed I slept on when I stayed at her house was the same one I was conceived on. On Halloween. At midnight. With graphic detail from what she 'accidentally overheard'. Even enjoyed making sure that I, a 6yo, understood that it was the same mattress, same sheets, same blanket. Apparently, she always made sure to change the bedding to that specific set when she knew I'd be staying the night. Every. Freaking. Time. My Dad was the golden child, my mom was the demon spawn that tried to take away her precious Bobby. I'm still sorting out how I feel about Gramma.

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

i suppose he found it funny? clearly it wasn’t, but some people are idiots.

[@stefanieahrens246]

​@@PurgatoryProductions1 yes, my father is unfortunately just like that!🥴 It is supposed to be funny - for him!! Because if it makes you feel uncomfortable, he can feel superior, telling you that you are too young, too naive or too prude to understand 🙄

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

@@stefanieahrens246

[@vellathewench]

@@lapetitemorte6307 That is so unhinged. Like, is she doing this as some kind of punishment because she doesn't like your mom? Like wtf?!

[@alostkoi]

About pregnant people, once I shared class with a pregnant woman once (she was almost 9 month old). One day I was chilling in the workshop and she suddenly grabbed my hand and put it against her belly. I felt so weird, because I don't like touching people and like wtf? i know that's not the usual experience but it still makes me asdasd

[@VeeBlack]

My sister in law did that with me.. I don't wanted to touch her and I really didn't want to feel the baby moving.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

That would weird me out for a couple of reasons! I don't like touching people and I'm not interested in babies. I'm definitely not going to be excited about seeing a baby and ask to hold it or want to touch a pregnant belly. If it looks like someone is going to ask me if I want to hold their baby, I'll pretend to look busy.

[@FederalBurroOfInvestigation]

Oh my God, that dismissive attitude towards actual issues then complaining about the tiniest things is my mother in a nutshell. What my step dad did to me? "Not my business" Dark thoughts for months? "That's just PMS." Sister's animals made the house and she won't clean up to the point the smell ruined my stuff? "I'm afraid of upsetting her." Then she expects you to understand and accommodate her hatred of stuff like the noises of her own dog eating,..

[@Dalekzilla54]

My mum and my grandma were exposed to a flasher many years ago, and grandma responded by yelling that she'd never seen one so small before.

[@Cillana]

A friend of mine has alpha gal syndrome. It took a while for her to figure it out because she never saw the tick that bit her and was a vegetarian. She did not get hives etc from the small amounts of dairy she consumed. Mostly she was tired all the time and had trouble with concentration, memory, and depression.

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

i get that alpha gal is a medical condition, but i cant stop seeing it as the fem version of Alpha Man

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

​@@LegorocketsAnimation same, i was so confused at first

[@vellathewench]

Oh wow, so it's not just meat but also byproducts from animals? That really sucks.

[@Cillana]

@@vellathewench it's only meat and byproducts from mammals. You can still eat birds/eggs, fish, and shellfish. My friend has gone completely vegan (not b/c alpha gal) which is why I said "was a vegetarian".

[@Cillana]

@@WhoStoleKirya73 it's short for the name of a carbohydrate which contains galactose sugar molecules.

[@bluephoeenix]

This week has been rough in the USA. Thank you. Click for being what we need during these dark times. You bring brightness into my life. I needed the laughs.

[@samanthamorgan2188]

Hello again to my favorite chaos gremlin. Some good old-fashioned traumatization is just what I needed to start my day

[@maz9266]

Chaos Gremlin! That's a new one to me 😂

[@vivivicc2657]

love from Spain, thank you for helping me understand English 😭❤️

[@user-dw4uj1cw4l]

Bro same

[@The_Nightsong]

When my uncles wife was pregnant (I was only 12 and 14) and then years later when my sister was expecting (I was 27 and then 31) I ALWAYS asked if I could feel their belly in case the baby moved or kicked. The idea of just going up to someone and touch them is just so insane.

[@thelivingliver6715]

the op with the cancer who did the hair thing is such a positive and fun person, like this entire story i was smiling with their delivery

[@maelthrajaluk42]

I think it should be socially acceptable and encouraged for these kind of retributive actions to be taken. Stupid people need to be reminded of their place in society.

[@claratalbot7613]

I swear the people who scream or act like entitled brats to any customer service worker should be made to work at least 1 shift in customer service. Most would likely want to quite at the 4-hour mark and those that do survive the full 8 hrs will come to realize that this what the customer service people have to put up with everyday for 40 hrs a week

[@mxrilesy]

19:09 omg what an absolute g

[@lajvkatt84]

Me at the doctor: I have a really bad stomach ache. Dr: are you pregnant? Me: No. Dr: are you really sure about that? Me: very much. Dr: do you have contraceptives? Me: no. Dr: Well, then you might be pregnant. Me: I haven't had smex in over 2 years. Dr: ... ok, let's get some tests done then...

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

WTF? Let me guess - in the USA?

[@transsnack]

I've had this exact conversation, except.. I'm ace and have never had nor wanted to engage in the horizontal tango. They... still always make me take a pregnancy test, and one of these days I'm gonna call them out for basically calling me a liar.

[@SwirlyPinwheel]

​@@transsnackEeey 👉👉 Samesies

[@waffles3629]

​@@transsnack I've had this happen, even after my hysterectomy. Like why yes, I am very positive I'm not pregnant when I've never done anything you need to do to get pregnant, and even if I had I don't have the physical ability to do so. I'm very positive my incinerated uterus is not incubating a fetus.

[@hannajung7512]

I know that this sounds extremely dismissive, when doctors do that, and I absolutly think it can be communicated/handled better. BUT the reality of the matter is, that due to the cultural shaming of smexual active women and pregnant people, that did not want to be pregnant it happens frequently, that people, lie about their smex life. While men are more likely to pretend to have had smex on a regular and not have noticed anything out of the ordinary, when in fact they might have had pain during smex, no libido or erectile dysfunction etc. Women are more likely to claim they had no smex at all, and especially hide cases of SA. Because of that a doctor, that observes symptomes that COULD be caused by pregnancy OR where treatment could endanger a pregnancy (harm the fetus), HAVE to test no matter what the client says. In addition it is possible, to have a so called "stone baby", which is a condition, where an embryo or fetus dies in the womb, but does not abort and then calcifies, which can go unreckognised for years. In addition elevated pregnancy hormones are also an indicator for certain forms of cancer and other deseases. Why they have to be tested for, when symptomes are as unspecific as "stomache ache", especcially since it is a relatively cheap, fast and easy test.

[@TheMeIonCat]

“I’m gonna do silly things with my sword 😃”

[@Cenn_Devel]

21:53 Another way to handle the situation is by replying with "Legs"

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

Or, if you have the courage for it, start flirting with them. Bonus points if you make it super gay too.

[@Neithie]

Trying to retell these stories to my 80 year old mum... what a great bonding experiance! She loved the stories haha thanks click

[@JoshuaKelly-hf2kx]

I’m saddened by OP in the first story losing their girlfriend due to rumours, you would think the gf would listen to their partner over rumours spread by a petty reject.

[@nixiethepixie]

My little brother was egged on by his friends to grope a woman - they were 12. The woman didn't press charges, but his mum still arranged to have him spend time in a holding cell with the police station as a punishment. He never, ever did it again.

[@ethribin4188]

31:30 i would have just doubled down on her when she said she could have been told in privat. "How can You NOT know that your Brother-in-law, and Son of the Person You are Visiting Right NOW died shorty ago!?"

[@Manj_J]

Yeah I'd do the same thing too 🤝

[@hanysekzou]

Lady from the "prank" story is my mom's age. She handled it so perfectly, I would probably be chasing these kids with tulip bottle through the shop if they've done it to my mom and then end up arrested. I'm tiny, but during fight or flight powered by the pure rage 😅

[@Al_Optimist]

I have had a few minor traumatized them back moments. On was a point a kid kept making fun of my "unibrow," and I turned and said, 'Why do you keep meeting it? Are you jealous I have more facial hair than you?'. He never mentioned it again. Felt good.

[@MeadowSongs]

I live in the US and I have been binge watching alllll your meme videos for the last several days. Thank you for making the day brighter ❤

[@Silliest-guy-the-ever]

Sewing on my new rank to this video >:3 (I got promoted to flight corporal)

[@Moon_x_sun]

Congrats!!

[@Silliest-guy-the-ever]

@ Thank you!

[@erinhaury5773]

Double congrats! 🎉

[@Nerobyrne]

Drink a lot of red bull, did we?

[@janemiettinen5176]

Congrats and short stitches :)

[@LRM12o8]

24:35 not just assault, it's literally s-xual assault! 🤦 They filmed themselves comitting s-xual assault and thought it was just a prank! 😵

[@carrielankford4036]

As a cashier at various places over most of my working life I have been hollered at numerous times for things I have no control over. From store policy to being short staffed to prices. Its like do you people not understand I have no control over any of that stuff. I just work here. Yes it is policy that I check your ID if you want liquor or tobacco. Im not gonna be the one that gets the store or myself in trouble. Im sorry we are short staffed the MANAGMENT has cut hours. Yes that cauliflower is overpriced. You should talk to our produce MANAGER. And besides that YOU came to the most expensive grocery store in a 20 mile radius what should I do about it?

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

One day in the future, our descendants will be in school, in their 'Global History' class reading "What Events Led To The Decline Of (semi) Civil Society?" and I predict the title of chapter one will be "The Invention Of The Internet And The Early 21st Century"