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The Click

The Click

Күн бұрын

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@TheClick
@TheClick Ай бұрын
you smell great today
@Ecofriendlyant
@Ecofriendlyant Ай бұрын
Thanks
@TheSockDemon
@TheSockDemon Ай бұрын
Thanks click!
@Sior-person
@Sior-person Ай бұрын
Based
@casper_on_pawzzzz
@casper_on_pawzzzz Ай бұрын
Thanks!!
@Noodles_Dental
@Noodles_Dental Ай бұрын
Thanks, appreciate it 🎀
@Ecofriendlyant
@Ecofriendlyant Ай бұрын
This has got to be a horrible day for people who are nose blind.... They will never know how good they smell to the click
@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 Ай бұрын
Omg Nose blind I think i remember that from somewhere
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken Ай бұрын
@@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687I thought nothing of it, but now that you’ve mentioned it I feel like I might too
@myamacke4159
@myamacke4159 Ай бұрын
Nose blindness is when you have no sense of smell. The technical term is anosmia. Its a symptom of covid and while most of the time it's temporary, it can be permanent. It's also something you can be born with, as is the case with me.
@Crocogator
@Crocogator Ай бұрын
@@myamacke4159 see also: smokers, habitual not-bathers, and people who eat raw red onion
@noremac7216
@noremac7216 Ай бұрын
​@@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687probably remembering the weird Febreze commercials, I feel like they popularized the term
@christophergroenewald5847
@christophergroenewald5847 Ай бұрын
I have had actual AI porn ads on KZbin. I mean literally ads advertising porn with animated AI women.
@rolfs2165
@rolfs2165 Ай бұрын
And when you report them, KZbin is like "we found that it's not against our community guidelines"?
@TBG1
@TBG1 Ай бұрын
Same lmao
@Glacial_floofs
@Glacial_floofs Ай бұрын
​@@rolfs2165 I remember clicking the report on a lot. so much so that youtube actually blocked me from doing so for a while. that was like a year or two ago.
@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist
@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality+ Yeah our regulations on media are terrible enough, I’m terrified for our future if even more deregulation happens. . .
@TBG1
@TBG1 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality oh, I get those ads as well tho, I'm in the EU, btw
@daughterofthanatos201
@daughterofthanatos201 Ай бұрын
my brother is convinced you are the head in skibidi toilet. take that as you wish
@alexvalentine5091
@alexvalentine5091 Ай бұрын
🤨
@TheClick
@TheClick Ай бұрын
on god
@whamer100
@whamer100 Ай бұрын
HUH
@TalesOfAtonement
@TalesOfAtonement Ай бұрын
There is such this here.
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Ай бұрын
Help
@stormerkromy988
@stormerkromy988 Ай бұрын
4:00 The Legally Blonde reference, I'm, I'm proud of her and don't even know her. She got a shot lined up and DUNKED that. Greatest reference I've seen in a while
@JBSouls
@JBSouls Ай бұрын
Same, loved the reference! Legally Blonde will forever be iconic (movie, musical, doesn't matter which)
@stormerkromy988
@stormerkromy988 Ай бұрын
@JBSouls I've only watched the musical tbh
@ammalyrical5646
@ammalyrical5646 Ай бұрын
@@JBSouls maybe not the book though. I haven't read it myself, but I've seen a review of it where someone pointed out the stuff they did better in the movie and one of the things was making Elle a likeable character with an arc instead of an b who doesn't really change a lot. And I trust that reviewer enough to not take it with a grain of salt. It's also not the only review like that.
@catsncrows
@catsncrows Ай бұрын
Commented above but she's funny af. Openly says she's engagement farming and men still throw themselves at her account with negative crap. I'm still on the wretched site because I'm in train wreck watching mode and she's one of the people that makes it better.
@thatdisabledprincess
@thatdisabledprincess Ай бұрын
Same! Absolutely loved the reference; I'm so proud of her. Legally Blonde is one of my comfort movies.
@carmenplangger9417
@carmenplangger9417 Ай бұрын
PSA for the oncoming apocalypse: pet food in Europe is safe for human consumption. Stock up on spices tho.
@hannajung7512
@hannajung7512 Ай бұрын
"safe for human consumption" is relative though. Cat food might contain higher amount of Taurin then a human should consume. But dog food on average contains a mixture of nutrients that is similar to what a human needs. With one exception: Vitamin C. If you plan on using pet food as emergency food remember to stock up on Vitamin C. Humans are an exception with our inability to build Vitamin C ourselves, our pets are able to do that, why food for them does not contain extra doses of it.
@feuerling
@feuerling Ай бұрын
​@@hannajung7512 guinea pig food has vitamin c, but I don't think anyone would be able to bear eating that.
@tanyastacy-haws993
@tanyastacy-haws993 Ай бұрын
@@feuerlingfun fact, Petsmart gives the guinea pigs little vitamin C cookies to keep them healthy, they get so excited for them.
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Ай бұрын
If you’re like me and adore Guinea pigs don’t look up “Cuy”
@qryptid
@qryptid Ай бұрын
Note: NOT in the US. Our regulation is so poor that human food is barely fit for human consumption, but the regulations are good in Europe so yall can eat safely 💗
@connernicewander8503
@connernicewander8503 Ай бұрын
7:48 Click...I'm afraid to tell you that is not Elmo. That's Grover.
@lunag6416
@lunag6416 Ай бұрын
His color blind is showing, lol
@alexw.7097
@alexw.7097 Ай бұрын
My immediate reaction was "Click, please don't blame Elmo for the sin Grover is about to commit!" 😂
@beckawilk
@beckawilk Ай бұрын
I desperately wanted recognition for my boy Grover but I felt this was one occasion where someone not recognising him was OK. Yes officer it was definitely Elmo I saw.
@jimwormmaster
@jimwormmaster Ай бұрын
​@@beckawilkElmo wanted to be tickled one time too many o.o
@errantwinds-up8uu
@errantwinds-up8uu Ай бұрын
@@beckawilk same!
@t.t.tyyyyy
@t.t.tyyyyy Ай бұрын
For the Zelda cartoon, that scream IS in the show ! I'm pretty sure that segment is even part of the intro, or at least they reuse that gag in multiple episodes.
@bluekitsune24
@bluekitsune24 Ай бұрын
it's not a cartoon, it's one of the zelda games for the CD-i. but yes, as far as i remember the scream was real and it was part of the intro (of one of the games). EDIT: i was wrong. should have looked it up before commenting, my bad. it is indeed from the cartoon.
@kaelin_cherise
@kaelin_cherise Ай бұрын
No, ​@bluekitsune24 that IS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA CARTOON SERIES. Its not from the CDI games.
@mermalade_
@mermalade_ Ай бұрын
That was part of the cartoon series
@deadlydingus1138
@deadlydingus1138 Ай бұрын
@@mermalade_Well excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess.
@bluekitsune24
@bluekitsune24 Ай бұрын
@@kaelin_cherise my bad, i just looked it up. i probably confused it with "the faces of evil" because something similiar happened in the intro.
@alwaysbehindyou1849
@alwaysbehindyou1849 Ай бұрын
Mark making ESD and Mango VIOLENTLY smooch is my new favourite thing in the entire world
@viaryth4301
@viaryth4301 Ай бұрын
His name is Mark???
@RipVanFish09
@RipVanFish09 Ай бұрын
Yup! Mark Deck.
@levicoa
@levicoa Ай бұрын
​@@viaryth4301 yeah, his music channel is titled with his real name
@viaryth4301
@viaryth4301 Ай бұрын
@@RipVanFish09 i thought his name was actually Click 😭 like yk some fancy swedish name
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 Ай бұрын
I learned something new today, I've always just thought of him as The Click
@Emanfox333
@Emanfox333 Ай бұрын
the emotional manipulative demons sounds amazing. I'm dieing at the thought of you just doing the most emotionless, deadpan voiceline of "I love you." Just no care in it, its the perfect joke plushie loved by all.
@Spagettigeist
@Spagettigeist Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality How so? Like... what's unlawful about it? Am I missing something here`?
@Spagettigeist
@Spagettigeist Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality The Emotional Support Demon has always been more of an adult toy in my eyes. And I do imagine the adults that have it did consent to it by buying it. So.. no problem, nope. Though my niece gives it a 8 out of 10. She likes to nibble on the horns.
@jeromeymascarenhas6044
@jeromeymascarenhas6044 Ай бұрын
8:55 this is a reference to a stitch. Original was a girl saying she turns girls gay, the stitch was a construction worker saying "Hey! That's Randy's job" and pointing to another nearby
@maxw799
@maxw799 Ай бұрын
Did you mean to say "skit"?
@Karmatic_303
@Karmatic_303 Ай бұрын
​@@maxw799 Nope, stitch is completely correct as it was a "stitched" on tik tok to the original!
@BryanLu0
@BryanLu0 Ай бұрын
​​@@maxw799"stitch" refers to that format on tiktok, where someone else's video plays first, and then yours is stitched on to the end
@MitchBurns
@MitchBurns Ай бұрын
For reference, the girl in the bunny costume who went to Harvard, her costume and reply of “what? Like it’s hard?” Is a legally blonde reference.
@Darkloid21
@Darkloid21 Ай бұрын
Oh I know that girl in the Harvard one. I make a joke about legally blonde and she liked it, because that situation LITERALLY reminds me of the movie.
@ReinBelmont
@ReinBelmont Ай бұрын
3:44 that's the Legally Blonde bunny costume. That's funny af, extra layers of irony.
@Speedy500
@Speedy500 Ай бұрын
4:09 imagine saying to a woman it’s not like she’s studying computer science, when women were some of the earliest Computer Scientists and Computer Technicians, when digital computers were starting to be used for stuff, granted there were some big wars going on at the time but still. Also I am a CS major and ~50% of my classmates are women, or are at least feminine presenting.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Ай бұрын
Ada Lovelace, for example.
@elaineb7065
@elaineb7065 Ай бұрын
There's a film on Netflix about some of them now
@Laura-gb1jv
@Laura-gb1jv Ай бұрын
And Grace Hopper!
@richardarriaga6271
@richardarriaga6271 Ай бұрын
50%!? Wow!
@Speedy500
@Speedy500 Ай бұрын
@@richardarriaga6271 +/-5% because I am not the most attentive person (I think way to much about programming) but yeah there seems to be a fairly even split in my classes
@LoremIpsum-dp1li
@LoremIpsum-dp1li Ай бұрын
1:20 Geez, I still remember how, back in 2022, the slang Click and OneTopic were intentionally misusing were things like "yeet" and "okurr". That was just 2 years ago!
@TCHorwood-xq7mw
@TCHorwood-xq7mw Ай бұрын
"Intentionally" misusing.
@someonehavinganidentitycrisis
@someonehavinganidentitycrisis Ай бұрын
Okurr?
@iclynnx
@iclynnx Ай бұрын
​@@Gatorboy5678 How dare you, yeet is a great word in comparison
@BryanLu0
@BryanLu0 Ай бұрын
​@@Gatorboy5678People actually use yeet for its intended meaning most of the time. The sheer amount of skibidi rizz Ohio that just exists for the purpose of being incomprehensible is crazy
@desireeloveros1055
@desireeloveros1055 Ай бұрын
​@@Gatorboy5678 Found the child
@sarahshock6805
@sarahshock6805 Ай бұрын
2:44 in case Click's story following this image confused anyone, I'm pretty sure the boys are NOT holding up a pic of their friend. Rather, they're holding up a plain white square behind his head.
@thatonewitch
@thatonewitch Ай бұрын
Like the head in the stonks meme?
@Cerinaya
@Cerinaya Ай бұрын
That's what they are doing so he shows up on camera, because darker skin tones tend to be blended into the background on older cameras or with bad lighting.
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 Ай бұрын
Thanks
@WiseSageBum
@WiseSageBum Ай бұрын
I saw this somewhere else Camera flash can create strong contrast, so people with much darker skin may blend into a darker background. Friend held a napkin behind his head so he shows up in the photo better
@desperadox7565
@desperadox7565 Ай бұрын
I think everybody got that.
@EmnM2010
@EmnM2010 Ай бұрын
28:11 My brother and I live together and are VERY normal siblings, but we have the same last name and look nothing alike, so people mistake us for a couple all the time. We like to play a fun game where we time how long it takes for new acquaintances to realize we're brother and sister, NOT husband and wife. The looks of confused horror are great. An excellent prank that also earns me free AAA coverage through his membership.
@GusBried
@GusBried Ай бұрын
My previous boss and the main accountant there had the same last name.. since there is a difference between married and unmarried women's last names in my country, it was clear she was married, and the last name wasn't her maiden name... They acted close, but not husband-wife close, doesn't make sense for them to be siblings... Took me a couple of years to overhear that they're mother and son! She just looks so good for her age, it never occurred to me 😅
@tealkerberus748
@tealkerberus748 Ай бұрын
My oldest two don't look related, but have that comfort around each other that comes from being sibs and best friends. They often joke that they could pass as a sapphic couple.
@EmnM2010
@EmnM2010 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality the American deep south. :/
@AliciaDDriima
@AliciaDDriima 19 күн бұрын
This reminds me of every time I'm on vacation with my dad: we have a really close bond, so I don't mind having a vacation with him at 23 (since he pays). But some people mistaken us for a couple with a huge age gap (it's 30 years). The thing is: you can see that we are related. Same hair, same eyes, same features. I will never forget all the ashamed faces of the people after trying to sell us a 'romantic evening' and then finding out we're daughter and dad lol Good for him that people think he landed by a young girl. Bad for me because I feel awkward then.
@EmnM2010
@EmnM2010 19 күн бұрын
@@AliciaDDriima Oh no, this happened with me and my dad, too! I take more after my mom, who had a baby when I was 14. My dad and I would take said baby with us on errands to give her a break. so people would see a teenager and a middle-aged man with a newborn who was my own spitting image, filling up a cart with obvious family groceries. The dirty looks we'd get from little old ladies were absolutely astounding. The best part was that they clearly couldn't decide if my dad was the baby's father or grandfather, and which situation scandalized them more. XD
@WarneD1
@WarneD1 Ай бұрын
7:46 Click’s color blindness betrays him again. That is Grover who is blue while Elmo is Red.
@macaronsncheese9835
@macaronsncheese9835 Ай бұрын
I thought he's red-green colorblind tho
@lexutterstrom1615
@lexutterstrom1615 Ай бұрын
The post at 27:40 is actually another lie! She has not done anything inappropriate to her dogs. She kissed her female dog on the stomach and ppl have been using it to say she sucked its… you know.
@Null-value
@Null-value Ай бұрын
Ah the internet is sucks sometimes
@amanda-al01
@amanda-al01 Ай бұрын
Who is it?
@hazelthio7622
@hazelthio7622 Ай бұрын
16:48 Does Pinocchio.... Break the laws of physics ?? Pinocchio... The wooden talking doll who came to life with basic kid knowledge trough the magic of a fairy. Does he break the laws of physics... Naaah, I don't think so.
@AroWolfArts
@AroWolfArts Ай бұрын
4:47 Oh you sweet sweet summer child, Click. That old ass Legend of Zelda cartoon is all kinds of weird and hilarious, you haven't seen anything yet.
@WiseSageBum
@WiseSageBum Ай бұрын
ExcuuuUUUssse me Princess
@NonArtisticArtist-ari
@NonArtisticArtist-ari Ай бұрын
I used to love that show bc i liked zelda, now i like it bc of shit like this its so funny TvT
@CaitlintehCat
@CaitlintehCat Ай бұрын
that cousin video makes me think that twins married twins so genetically they're brothers, but generationally cousins
@cbgaming7209
@cbgaming7209 Ай бұрын
I believe there was a news article about two sets of identical twins married each other. So possible
@K-barely
@K-barely Ай бұрын
Patty Duke “identical cousins”
@blueStarKitt7924
@blueStarKitt7924 Ай бұрын
🤔 Possible, yeah!
@desperadox7565
@desperadox7565 Ай бұрын
It made me think they should have a talk with their mothers about them being maybe half-brothers.
@nathryl03
@nathryl03 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality I could be wrong, so please feel free to correct me if I am, but if the parents were identical twins in this scenario, meaning the fathers had identical genes and the mothers had identical genes, the cousins would be genetically closer to siblings than cousins because the parents would have the same potential sets of genes to pass down. Genetically they would be as closely related as any sets of non-twin siblings.
@PaulCoyJR
@PaulCoyJR Ай бұрын
Pinocchio doesn't break the laws of thermodynamics because he creates matter by verbally saying lies. It's like photosynthesis, but with words.
@PaulCoyJR
@PaulCoyJR Ай бұрын
Except that even though he's alive, he isn't living plant life. Old, dead wood given the semblance of life, a parody of a child, a filthy hellspawn of deception. You know, regular Disney merch.
@WiseSageBum
@WiseSageBum Ай бұрын
His body absorbs surrounding wood. If Pinocchio kept lying, he'd cause complete desolation of his surroundings.
@dziooooo
@dziooooo Ай бұрын
Brother, what kind of physics did they teach at your school?
@missnaomi613
@missnaomi613 Ай бұрын
I don't like that this makes sense to me.
@keriannekerr1876
@keriannekerr1876 Ай бұрын
Maybe the wood is shifted from other parts of his body
@squeggit1511
@squeggit1511 Ай бұрын
He’s a 10 but he spends all day roleplaying with his own plushie merch and reading Reddit
@sunte91
@sunte91 Ай бұрын
Pretty accurate 😂
@jaymer123
@jaymer123 Ай бұрын
Yeah he’s a 10
@Lucy-Sneddon123
@Lucy-Sneddon123 Ай бұрын
Yeah, that’s a 12 lol
@alwaysbehindyou1849
@alwaysbehindyou1849 Ай бұрын
So an 11?
@nekk-ra7080
@nekk-ra7080 Ай бұрын
+10
@monroerobbins7551
@monroerobbins7551 Ай бұрын
I saw the title, and I’m braced. As an American, I’m still coping a bit with the absolute BULLSHIT.
@TalesOfAtonement
@TalesOfAtonement Ай бұрын
🫂 Not to be that person, but our channel is moving to Canada to ensure we can keep our freedom of speech to make our content. It's free to glance and see if you like anything. 😉
@samashbloom3230
@samashbloom3230 Ай бұрын
Also America. Determined to move to Europe now.
@TalesOfAtonement
@TalesOfAtonement Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality I hate how much I have to agree with this.
@pansepot1490
@pansepot1490 Ай бұрын
Decades old problem. Here’s a quote from 1980 that I have been posting a lot lately. “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov
@SophiaRobert-iv3wm
@SophiaRobert-iv3wm Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEqualitya lot of us have been able to see if for a while now but with how the American government lobbies work there’s not a ton we can do to make things better here 😢
@hallohallo926
@hallohallo926 Ай бұрын
This man has the great ability to completely remove any plushie from reality with just a simple throw.
@alexw.7097
@alexw.7097 Ай бұрын
So THAT'S why he has to buy whole boxes for himself! Ohhhh- 😂
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 Ай бұрын
No wonder he has so many
@AdamGoodtime247
@AdamGoodtime247 Ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, The Emotional Manipulation Demon would be pretty hilarious. I could see it being a great gag gift for a friend/partner.
@AspiringToFailure
@AspiringToFailure Ай бұрын
Appreciated the Simba stream yesterday! He must be the reason all the crappy happenings you cover in your video don't get you down haha /lh
@ashleydejong3402
@ashleydejong3402 Ай бұрын
Remember americans of the comment section you are not, have never been, and never will be alone we're rooting for you godspeed
@GretchZ
@GretchZ Ай бұрын
That can sound supportive, terrifying, or sus, depending on context
@thegenericviewer7439
@thegenericviewer7439 Ай бұрын
Thank you for this ominously vague message
@brodericksiz625
@brodericksiz625 Ай бұрын
My personal attitude towards Americans right now is well wishes to those who didn't vote Orange is the New Fash and loudly mocking those who did, telling them to enjoy tariffs and price rises on all farmed products due to the deportation of a good chunk of people employed in farming.
@UnreliableistYT
@UnreliableistYT Ай бұрын
Ty my friend, Godspeed to everyone else’s countries as well
@magmatic0v3rl0rd2
@magmatic0v3rl0rd2 Ай бұрын
Thanks for the kind words but it is pretty much our own damn fault.
@SunWorshipper290
@SunWorshipper290 Ай бұрын
I guess the only way for Holden Cox to get around playground is to never say his name in "I am...". or at least retort to laughing-menacing "did you just say you're Holden Cox?" something like "why, do you need one?"
@quirkt
@quirkt Ай бұрын
just say "im holden"...
@asheronwindspear552
@asheronwindspear552 Ай бұрын
Throughout my life, I've genuinely met two separate Michael Hunt's and both a Richard Small and a Richard Head.
@alexw.7097
@alexw.7097 Ай бұрын
That's not just dog food, that's such a cheap, crappy brand that I wouldn't even willingly feed it to dogs 🤣(🤢)
@richardnovak9129
@richardnovak9129 Ай бұрын
We need a Cerberus Ducky for Christmas.
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 Ай бұрын
Agreed
@MayYourGodGoWithYou
@MayYourGodGoWithYou Ай бұрын
My daughter agrees, apparently her car is crying out for a cerberus ducky [Clicky's plushies get a lot of attention and I've seen a few of the support demons in other cars since Lindy began giving out the website where they can be purchased.
@elaineb7065
@elaineb7065 Ай бұрын
Please please please!!!
@jeanmirokh382
@jeanmirokh382 Ай бұрын
"What's the equivalent of texting for fax? Faxting?" M-My Brother in Christ, it's faxing, like, the literal verb
@ElNomada2505
@ElNomada2505 Ай бұрын
13:10 Thank God my mom wasn't THIS deranged. I know it's a joke but this doesn't seem entirely out of her wheelhouse either.
@cheetahcreep
@cheetahcreep Ай бұрын
also I'm positive that's Jeremy Allen white 😂😭
@willowtdog6449
@willowtdog6449 Күн бұрын
I’m so sorry her wheelhouse was anywhere near that! I hope you’re doing ok now. 💜
@cutienerdgirl
@cutienerdgirl Ай бұрын
29:27 I like that Maryland's naughty search is "cute."
@QuillBleu82
@QuillBleu82 Ай бұрын
The Nike sports bra thing just dug up a core memory for me…My mom was obsessed with thrifting and we were at Goodwill. I found this totally cute bra and called my mom into the fitting room to see what she thought. She busts out laughing herself to tears and I was so confused. Finally she gathered herself and said, “Baby…that’s not a bra…those are crotchless panties!” I was -MORTIFIED-. 😂😂😂
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 Ай бұрын
For the emotional manipulation demon have it so the button has a 5% chance of setting a timer for 2d6 minutes that when it runs out simulates a button press, both spouting a message and also having the same chance to set timer.
@AspiringToFailure
@AspiringToFailure Ай бұрын
I tried to think of a joke about procrastination... But then Click uploaded haha
@deadlydingus1138
@deadlydingus1138 Ай бұрын
Maybe you’ll think of something tomorrow.
@Funkenfeuer
@Funkenfeuer Ай бұрын
Wait... im gettin' this done when the video finished.
@ZeroHourProductions407
@ZeroHourProductions407 Ай бұрын
Meanwhile, learning that if anything, the closest approximation of his original name, is actually, *Joshua.* The original scripture had his name as _Yeshua,_ since the testament that first talked about the son of god was greek, not hebrew. Then, when it was translated for Romans, their lexicon lacked anything for an 'sh' sound. Then, to emphasize the masculine gender, a second s was added. So it went from Yeshua, to Yesus, to Jesus. I already get frustrated at work when my name is mis-pronounced. I can only imagine the scorched earth levels of frustration for how _the son of god_ would feel to see his name mis-spoken for over 2000 years 💢Bro is coming back with instant hands 👊👼👊
@tobiasbayer4866
@tobiasbayer4866 Ай бұрын
"My name is Joshua, son of Joseph, but you can call me ... _JoJo_ " *Steel ball run OST starts playing*
@GretchZ
@GretchZ Ай бұрын
Actually, it was Yesu. That’s the Aramaic pronunciation of עישו. They didn’t name him Joshua. They didn’t name him Josh. They named him Joey. Actually, his name was Gaysu if you pronounce the ayin (who knows what his accent was? I’m actually asking)
@GretchZ
@GretchZ Ай бұрын
Ashkenazic pronunciation is the Galilee accent, according to the Talmud.
@Vox-Multis
@Vox-Multis Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality Depends on the deity. Some can be pretty touchy about that sort of thing.
@HobGungan
@HobGungan Ай бұрын
Jesus Christ < Yeshua the Annointed One < Oily Josh.
@commanderkruge
@commanderkruge Ай бұрын
About the new Demon's voicebox: I think it would be really sweet if it had a bunch of really wholesome quotes - and then a few ones that are creepy or just weird. But those come only at least 100 button presses or more apart. Like really rare. As in "Did I just imagine that thing saying: HARDER! HARDER!???"
@the0neBoio
@the0neBoio Ай бұрын
Emotional Gaslighting Demon You just imagined it saying "Gimme your paws daddy". It never did
@Glacial_floofs
@Glacial_floofs Ай бұрын
just got reminded of that EN dub of ghost stories. really funny "not because you're a bunny. but because you're blavk" (actual line)
@TuffMelon
@TuffMelon Ай бұрын
Have a system that tracks the battery life, so as it gets lower it gets more and more deranged. Combine that with the distortion that comes when the battery gets low enough, and traumatise everyone who buys one, eventually.
@GzaTPG
@GzaTPG Ай бұрын
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Cuz you didn't f-in cook it"
@Xarestrill
@Xarestrill Ай бұрын
4:52 I haven't watched the cartoon is a long time, but I'm pretty sure the scream in in the original. Link was always trying to get Zelda to kiss him and she was always shooting him down.
@TheMNWolf
@TheMNWolf Ай бұрын
If I made a plush with a voice box, I would totally use lines from Ghost Story. His commands. "Touch me." His reprimands. "Touch me harder."
@SingingSealRiana
@SingingSealRiana Ай бұрын
Why makes it so much sense 😅😂
@shirothefish9688
@shirothefish9688 Ай бұрын
"NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A RABBIT,..."
@HobieInTheBox
@HobieInTheBox Ай бұрын
4:00 Bro did not get the Legally Blond reference...and just proved the movie's point by going on a sexist rant in twitter lmfao.
@pancakelord83
@pancakelord83 Ай бұрын
click: "you wanna know how i got these scarrrsss?" and he just pulls out a box full of like 100 little wood carvings
@golemofflesh3953
@golemofflesh3953 Ай бұрын
20:53 I thought that was a soul gem at first, and now I can't ever see Madoka Magica the same way again.
@starparodier91
@starparodier91 Ай бұрын
Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this 😂
@hosatus2433
@hosatus2433 Ай бұрын
holy shit it does look like that
@kcrb0202
@kcrb0202 Ай бұрын
18:17 My brain autocorrected the P to pasta & I thought that sounded fun 😂
@GretchZ
@GretchZ Ай бұрын
Saw a Drumpf ad during this that made me scream “what?!” It was so stupid and terrifying. I’ll spare you.
@Null-value
@Null-value Ай бұрын
Why tf is there a drumpf ad the election is over!?
@GretchZ
@GretchZ Ай бұрын
It was propaganda. Scary, scary propaganda.
@curiousnerdkitteh
@curiousnerdkitteh Ай бұрын
11:39 I always refer to a particularly difficult time working with my ADHD as "My ADDemons" so this is validating. Also then my body wants to convince me I'm too tired to work which is a sneaky trick the brain plays to avoid effort.
@hiccuphufflepuff176
@hiccuphufflepuff176 Ай бұрын
The brain activity (or magical puppet equivalent) required to think of and vocalize a lie takes energy. Pinocchio would probably lose consciousness if he tried to lie too much too fast, like fainting from low blood-sugar. Whatever food or magic is fueling his ability to think and move would be spent growing the nose and the supply would need time to replenish.
@Getintheforeverbox
@Getintheforeverbox Ай бұрын
29:15 as a fellow Tennessean....no...we're not, send help the deer are breaking into homes again
@missmillion3864
@missmillion3864 Ай бұрын
there’s like 30 near my father’s house in the middle of nowhere tn, can confirm
@Qwerty24424
@Qwerty24424 Ай бұрын
What do you mean the deers? (Ps can we borrow that idea for the future? (PS I'm from canada))
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 20 күн бұрын
“No, I don’t think I will”
@AmariaThe
@AmariaThe Ай бұрын
17:54 WE NEED CLICK FANART WITH SCARRED HANDS
@elaineb7065
@elaineb7065 Ай бұрын
I call the damage you do to yourself with tools like that a "sacrifice to the craft gods", & I'm not the first to do so. Anybody who does craft with sharp stuff has similar marks. Last week I got a tiny burn on one finger from baking, because if you don't burn yourself slightly, are you even cooking/baking???
@Vincent_Beers
@Vincent_Beers Ай бұрын
The dogfood pouch isn't even any cheaper than buying real food. You can get various flavor tuna and chicken pouches around the same price as the dogfood. Probably higher protein and less fillers per ounce too since dogfood is often blended with a few carbs.
@EoghanDonnelly-m3x
@EoghanDonnelly-m3x Ай бұрын
Funnily enough im eating meatballs while watching this. Click's swedishness is a law of the universe.
@Imaperson-ow1wr
@Imaperson-ow1wr Ай бұрын
The Emotional Manipulation Demon has to be one of my favorite bits in that stream, I was laughing so hard.
@TheMNWolf
@TheMNWolf Ай бұрын
"I think your name was Gerald." Romance is dead.
@Triggernyar
@Triggernyar Ай бұрын
I love how he freaks out about the MAGICALLY ANIMATED WOODEN PUPPET breaking the laws of thermodynamics. Like really, Pinnochio is wanted in several countries by the physics police, it's kind of what he does.
@FrozEnbyWolf150-b9t
@FrozEnbyWolf150-b9t Ай бұрын
18:43 Not only are those superhot peppers, they're also Carolina Reapers, the world's hottest pepper prior to 2023. I know them because I grow them.
@folex_0793
@folex_0793 Ай бұрын
17:20 “Made with sweat and blood”
@FlippingMiner
@FlippingMiner Ай бұрын
18:44 I didn’t even realize they were peppers at first, I was just thinking “man what a great price!”
@asmariamoon
@asmariamoon Ай бұрын
17:00 Any blood lost is just sacrifices for the crafting to turn out right. I recently built my first Master Grade gunpla, the RX-79 [G] Ez8. Ended up cutting my index finger just below the nail with the hobby knife while trimming down a nub. I wrapped it in paper towel and got right back to working. It looks great in my opinion.
@Cerbereen
@Cerbereen Ай бұрын
Thank you for uploading this video today. My aunt died last night, and I really needed something to take the edge off things. I just really love your videos, and they always cheer me up, at least a little bit
@akitokutikabanae7010
@akitokutikabanae7010 Ай бұрын
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@tealkerberus748
@tealkerberus748 Ай бұрын
Sending hugs. I don't know if therapists approve, but I find binging content from a less-favourite creator is better for really distressing times. That way you haven't mentally linked a favourite content creator with memories of raw grief.
@lukivanknobi5428
@lukivanknobi5428 Ай бұрын
"Never in my life have I seen cousins that look this alike" Meanwhile, King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II
@kevinfloresjaramillo7009
@kevinfloresjaramillo7009 Ай бұрын
1:19 TheClick casually hitting with the Matt Rose catchphrase got me 💀💀💀 13:19 More skull emojis and more emojis 23:32 too late, now I want you to cover those memes people had in their dreams. Anyways, good video.
@damiesidian
@damiesidian Ай бұрын
16:55 With magic being present in Pinocchio, I would think that his telling a lie is giving the energy needed.
@CranberryCake
@CranberryCake Ай бұрын
Cliccy wiccy thiccy playing with his plushies never gets old
@PedanticUnionist
@PedanticUnionist Ай бұрын
16:30 I think Pinocchio's magic has small amounts of wood from every tree teleport to him, thereby not creating any new matter. The amount taken is so small that it is basically negligible as it is taken from every tree, hence why nobody notices.
@WiseSageBum
@WiseSageBum Ай бұрын
If he lies long enough, he'd completely desolate a region "Why is no life here? Not even bushes!" "Pinocchio... that wooden bastard..."
@tealkerberus748
@tealkerberus748 Ай бұрын
Timber is almost entirely carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen, with trace amounts of soil minerals. It wouldn't be difficult for magic to put that together from air and water with the trace minerals from the nearest soil or dirt. It just needs an energy source. Trees use sunlight .. which leaves the question, does Pinocchio's nose grow faster when the sun is shining?
@PedanticUnionist
@PedanticUnionist Ай бұрын
@@tealkerberus748 potentially. throughout the movie we usually see it get longer in the indoors or at night, so we'd need to see further testing.
@TrainWreckInTheOcean
@TrainWreckInTheOcean Ай бұрын
I love when click uploads, low key not having the greatest day and click always makes it better
@TimExplosion
@TimExplosion Ай бұрын
32:10 I still call it twitter. If Elon can deadname his kids, we can deadname his app
@MiaMeeLove
@MiaMeeLove Ай бұрын
The intro got me excited that we were about to see ESD and Mango offspring plushie announcement. I didn't realize it was a thing I needed till right this moment.
@elaineb7065
@elaineb7065 Ай бұрын
I was hoping original Mango was going to go permanent like original ESD is...
@TwiggyHetfield27
@TwiggyHetfield27 Ай бұрын
32:35 As someone from Union County, NJ: 1. That sign & stone work looks SO familiar 2. Tim knows what he did!
@AceSpadesC
@AceSpadesC Ай бұрын
17:19 I literally cut sliced both of my flexer tendons and nicked my nerve wood carving. People wear gloves that are anti cut and anti puncture!
@crystalcline9036
@crystalcline9036 Ай бұрын
As a sciencey nerdy person, the laws of thermodynamics indicate that energy cannot be lost, it can only change forms (kinetic to thermal etc) Pinnochio would break the laws of conservation of matter: matter cannot be created or destroyed, it can only change form/density. So sort of similar, with a hair of crossover (technically photons which are energy consist of miniscule amounts of matter, or the aspect of energy being required or released when matter changes forms) but the specific law that would be broken would be the laws of matter. Alternately, the laws of matter could be obeyed with Pinocchio's "curse" and it would steal thermal energy (heat) and resources (co2 and water) from the surrounding environment in order to accomplish the growth of his nose, making the idea of infinite wood moot because it would cool down a large area to incredibly cold temperatures before you had enough for a decent fire.
@rolfs2165
@rolfs2165 Ай бұрын
I always thought that his nose shrinks again after a while. So his nose might "borrow" that wood from other parts of his body, and if you keep chopping it off and forcing him to lie, you'll eventually have no Pinocchio left.
@sonohito5
@sonohito5 Ай бұрын
I wonder if anyone has written a magic system like this, where breaking the laws of thermodynamics is entirely possible but so dangerous only the undead can do huge amounts of magic at once and survive.
@crystalcline9036
@crystalcline9036 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality I am autistic and extremely literal, so if you are making a male appendage reference on my factual rant comment, which would be appallingly immature at best, misøgynistic at worst.... I'll assume you're making some other intelligent argument that I simply cannot decipher, so please, explain your comment more thoroughly.
@crystalcline9036
@crystalcline9036 Ай бұрын
@AIHumanEquality ok, so you posit that Pinocchio's nose grew in volume, not in mass or potential energy. While an interesting hypothesis, the amount the structure of wood can stretch or bend is limited and as such, at some point there would have to be conversion of mass and energy to sustain the growth.
@crystalcline9036
@crystalcline9036 Ай бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality yes, which is why the absorption of resources could and likely would present problems that would negate the potential use of the magic for situations like the one presented. So while stretching is a potential for a temporary growth of the nose, even a square inch or two of solid matter pulled out of the air, along with the energy required to create the potential energy in wood, could have disastrous consequences for life within a certain radius from the magical reaction. So I guess it depends on how many lies Pinocchio tells within a short time frame as to whether the stretching aspect would be a viable negation of the mass/energy requirements
@flameheart87
@flameheart87 Ай бұрын
4:21 hi, here to deliver context. This is from the legend of zelda cartoon. I think it's from episode 2. They have a running gag where Link asks Zelda for a kiss like every episode, and she either goes "ew no :(" or "yeah sure :)". She lays down on Link's bed cus she's tired, and Link comes in and gets the wrong idea lol. and yeah, she does scream.
@kriscynical
@kriscynical Ай бұрын
My emotional support demon plush helps me remember to take my anxiety medication. He sits on top of a decorative vase thing that I put my med bottles in to keep them out of sight on my nightstand. I look at him all the time because he's so goddamn cute, and then I see the vase which reminds me to pick him up and take my anxiety meds. lol His name is Patrick and he's such a good boy.💜
@Baconator_JYSN
@Baconator_JYSN Ай бұрын
6:48 Tonight on The Mobile Game Advert Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish
@thatonewitch
@thatonewitch Ай бұрын
Or as YT censorship likes to call it, "fantasy fulfillment"
@GusBried
@GusBried Ай бұрын
Oh, is it a day that ends in "y"? 😉
@krbthewitch
@krbthewitch Ай бұрын
It's either a poorly disguised fetish or a blatant display of how much they hate women. Looking at you hero wars ads.
@Vincent_Beers
@Vincent_Beers Ай бұрын
PSA: in the US it's illegal to sit in your car and drink alcohol even if you're not driving. The laws are written in a way that penalizes you for having control of the vehicle even if it's not currently moving. Whoever has the keys has to sober if they are in the vehicle.
@xlsfd
@xlsfd Ай бұрын
27:10 They probably murdered the "customers" through sheer exhaustion.
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 20 күн бұрын
Let’s go with that
@lysandremathieu7797
@lysandremathieu7797 Ай бұрын
9:50 Click trying to rationnalize the story of the woman who SWAPPED her man's lab results and he's getting it really wrong xD She literaly says she swapped the man's DNA so the test would come back negative (instead of positive) so he wouldn't have to pay for the kid's need probably, and this is what made the mother k* herself, which is horrible if true.
@EnragedErin
@EnragedErin Ай бұрын
We had a teacher named Dirk Hollar. The running joke for years with him was "Give her the Dirk and make her Hollar."
@Kol_Confizzledworld
@Kol_Confizzledworld Ай бұрын
Proposed updated design for a The Click t-shirt: on the front- “Strap In and Strap On” and on the back- “You can be strapped in more ways than one ;)”
@shadowmarionette9397
@shadowmarionette9397 Ай бұрын
New Hampshire's most popular search term of PHub: Age gap Got to love my home state "LIVE FREE OR DIE"
@thomasdjonesn
@thomasdjonesn Ай бұрын
Better than mine; "Deeper"? WTF? What do you mean, deeper, Oregon?
@Rose_Haw
@Rose_Haw Ай бұрын
30:28 sorry.. does someone with a broken hand get priority over someone with a broken leg.? for sitting..
@restrictedmilk
@restrictedmilk 14 күн бұрын
The person with a broken arm or hand might have a hard time keeping themselves balanced. Only one hand to grab onto things and all that
@kori6706
@kori6706 Ай бұрын
I’m here for the ESD/Mango soap opera Click. Do not deny me the content, Click.
@sporkler
@sporkler 26 күн бұрын
3:31 I feel like this is a good time to make other people aware of the fact that there is a thing known as "cube lube" (which people use to lubricate their rubiks cubes to make them more smooth or quick when solving them), coming in variants like "Lightspeed lube", and "Speed lube". Have fun with that information!
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 Ай бұрын
21:12 To be fair, it seems to be a well-crafted, custom piece.
@Thatgamingyoutuberisme21
@Thatgamingyoutuberisme21 Ай бұрын
17:14 I guess you could say blood sweat and tears when into that sculpture 😏
@stardustfawkes
@stardustfawkes Ай бұрын
23:09 my friend and I came across a Five Guys once, and we both didn't know what it was. I figured "maybe it's like a male Hooter's?" I have never seen my friend run so fast
@xX_Gravity_Xx
@xX_Gravity_Xx Ай бұрын
15:54 I've had ChatGPT tell me all sorts of things it shouldn't know, down to what was on my windows Desktop at the time...
@sashadoom
@sashadoom Ай бұрын
"Mix up our good-smellingness" has been added to my library of romantic innuendos. TYSM
@cuterpooter
@cuterpooter Ай бұрын
It's the quick ponytail move she does at 23:00 that had me falling over laughing
@stonesbonesangroans
@stonesbonesangroans Ай бұрын
*Looks at naughties fetish map and see my state doesn't do sex or internet searches.* Man, the accuracy of this map is impressive.
@djsaidez271
@djsaidez271 Ай бұрын
Utah? I have friends from there
@stonesbonesangroans
@stonesbonesangroans Ай бұрын
@@djsaidez271 : Nope. Think... Corn fields.
@djsaidez271
@djsaidez271 Ай бұрын
@ that’s like 15 states
@stonesbonesangroans
@stonesbonesangroans Ай бұрын
@@djsaidez271 : I'm sorry, but I'm protecting someone very important to me. Please understand.
@djsaidez271
@djsaidez271 Ай бұрын
@ no I wasn’t asking for a specific state, just joking that that’s very broad hahaha
@kodyzkewl
@kodyzkewl Ай бұрын
6:45 MY MOM WALKED IN AT THAT EXACT MOMENT..
@andree9519
@andree9519 Ай бұрын
What time is the funeral?
@honeybunnyhanni1931
@honeybunnyhanni1931 Ай бұрын
1:18 of course he's eating dog food. Inside of him are two wolves... And they're both good boys so they deserve a treat
@BleuPanda-em9to
@BleuPanda-em9to Ай бұрын
I have small scars all over my hands/arms because I'm clumsy, but also as a teenager I worked on a farm and in my infinite wisdom decided that I didn't need to wear gloves while pruning blackberry bushes. Those things had HUGE thorns and tore up my hands. Did I wear gloves after that? Nope.
@Skeleton-pk8fd
@Skeleton-pk8fd Ай бұрын
6:02 as someone who was on a robotics team, this is very much in character for us.
@demonpokemon13
@demonpokemon13 Ай бұрын
17:00 - My theory on Pinocchio is that b/c he's made out of wood, he's able to still be like a tree (even though he's got no leaves until his nose grows), and take water/energy from the air and sun and turn it into wood but at an accelerated rate. Thus no, he does not break the laws of thermodynamics.
@jaykingplays
@jaykingplays Ай бұрын
Click, you poor summer child, you've never seen the very common and popular stepsister romance trope in anime have you... I hate it when I watch anime with wholesome family stuff and then they go BEST WIFE EVER with the adoptive/stepsister. I was honestly shocked that SAO actually went and said, excuse me no. Not that they didn't exploit it but maaaaaan anime PLEASE
@GusBried
@GusBried Ай бұрын
What do you mean, anime trope of STEPsister... The "oh no, oniichan~~" meme seems to mostly ignore any qualifiers to the sibling relationships 🤢 Also, have you heard of "Usagi Drop"?
@shirothefish9688
@shirothefish9688 Ай бұрын
And I quote the title "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute!" Also known as Oreimo, if I recall. Taboo is everywhere, and Japan isn't shy of it
@popecorkyxxiv2363
@popecorkyxxiv2363 Ай бұрын
Futurama makes reference to the idea of everyone hooking up with robots. They call them robosexuals and hate on them using tongue in cheek versions of modern day homophobic logic.
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