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[@SirAsdf]

Gonna be honest, when I heard "reverse flashlight" I thought they wanted a light that just shines directly in your face.

[@Xeorboom]

'flashdark'- Dr. Seuss

[@rustythecrown9317]

My mind went to a dark place instead...

[@yaysuu]

technically everything is a reverse flashlight, because shadows exist

[@--CHARLIE--]

​@@rustythecrown9317is that a pun or are you talking about fleshlights? If it's the latter, then same. Albeit for only a split second.

[@Pesce_sole]

Same

[@Impulse001]

12:55 They knew Starfire's name though, technically, as "Starfire" was a direct translation of her actual alien name.

[@Starfloofle]

Hey I mean Everybody's got that *one* friend with the really weird real name, right?

[@Storm_Bird456]

And Beast Boy

[@FizzieWebb]

@@Storm_Bird456 Beast Boy's real name is Garfield Logan, apparently.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

@@FizzieWebb lasagna

[@Nightfire613]

She's just that one weirdo who's Discord handle matches their real name

[@prastarkeepers]

12:54 I think the funniest part of the show is that five hormonal teenagers, all of whom had some form of sexual tension with each other, lived together in the same building for five years with no parental supervision, and all that happened between them was awkward flirting.

[@paracame8162]

to be fair, one is mostly a robot, one was trained by batman, one is an alien, one is pretty much a demon, and one probably went missing at some point in the form of an animal and came back calm

[@urmumsanapple]

tell me when it goes over the funny number so I can like your comment

[@s4mIsh3r3]

@@urmumsanapplego ahead

[@urmumsanapple]

@@s4mIsh3r3 thanks you're the true goat

[@s4mIsh3r3]

@@urmumsanapple np man

[@thatfriendwhosesanityyouquesti]

I love Tumblr for its type of randomness. It's not try-hard random or gross random or usual internet random. It's the kind of random that only comes from those five-second, impulsive thoughts one gets at the weirdest time while you're doing something else mundane

[@Obrik]

Like when you dissociate into a different plane of existence and when you snap back, you take a piece of random wisdom back with you

[@sleeby526]

So tumblr is ADHD

[@fishyfow3767]

Tumblr is either “quirky random lol rawr T POSING IN CLASS!” or “I wonder what Godzilla tastes like”

[@Someonecalledeli]

I use tumblr and you described it perfectly.

[@guyplayingjtoh]

@@sleeby526 yes.s

[@lightcpkhfm2305]

Alfred actually was a special corps operative in his youth, so I think he knows more about fighting that some of the villains

[@damienearl8302]

I still remember the comic where Lois Lane died and Superman became a sort of ruthless murderer of villains and a sort of dictator over heroes...so Alfred drank some super serum and beat the boy's ass-

[@corsaircarl9582]

@@damienearl8302 Kicked Supers in the chin so hard, Alfred's shoe disintegrated.

[@LaDaDaDeDaDaDa..]

There's an official Comic that says that Alfred is the joker and created the entirety of Batman's enemies with friends just to help him cope with grief. Yw :]

[@saucevc8353]

@@LaDaDaDeDaDaDa.. That was non canon. It's basically just a what if comic about Batman's funeral, with different characters giving completely contradicting eulogies about how Batman died. Alfred's is especially ridiculous considering the joker was right there in the crowd while he was confessing to being the joker.

[@theauthor6669]

@@saucevc8353 that was Martain Manhunter, in disguise.

[@andrewollmann304]

18:51 For those who are confused, this is talking about the Bouba/Kiki effect. It shows how we associate serrain sounds with certain shapes. Many people view the rounded shape as the nonsense word “Bouba,” while the angular shape is identified with “kiki.”

[@harryb9494]

Nostalgebraist is an ai trained on tumblr, and that's why it's a turing test

[@warmishice7948]

Well theyre wrong. The more soft shape maybe has slight kiki vibes (reminds me of a tropical flower), but sound wise? Kiki is WAY sharper then Bouba. Like, kiki is 2 distinct sounds (ki-ki) while bouba is just a lot smoother

[@schockocraft4897]

Bulbous, Boob, Ball, etc. are all round Spikey, Rocks and Tacks are all sharp It even translates to the letter shapes, with K's lines converging in one point in sharp angles, and pointing outwards, and B's lines being curvy with no open ends.

[@smalllfox]

@@schockocraft4897 kiki sharp bouba round

[@Your_Local_Moron]

Kiki sounds more Sharp and Bouba sounds like it's be used for more fluid or bubbley objects-

[@notagoat281]

12:57 Well, Raven goes by her real name (her alias Rachel Roth is a fake name) and Starfire uses the English translation of her real name. They also learned that Beast Boy's real name is Garfield when they met his previous team, and learned that the reason he didn't share it is because he finds it embarrassing. Other than that, well, they all pretty much assumed their superhero roles full time and any life they had outside of that was either abandoned or rarely came up, so arguably their superhero identities _were_ their real identities.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

I understand why he found it embarrassing

[@HappyTheFan]

@@Anotherchild_lol he doesn't wants to be called a lazy lasagnas-eating cat.

[@kalenipclaw5683]

18:58 for anyone confused, the "bouba and kiki" thing is intended to demonstrate an innate connection drawn between shapes and sounds. normally kiki is associated with the sharp shape and bouba is associated with the bulbous shape. however, nostalgebraist-autoresponder, an AI trained on tumblr content, got them the other way around. thus, transcyberism says that this difference in association makes it clear that nostalgebraist-autoresponder is not human, completely ignoring the fact that human tumblr users would definitely answer that way as a shitpost.

[@Elloitslimegoat]

I thought that ai was just a shitposter lol

[@infiniteplanes5775]

That was the first post I saw from nostalgebraist-autoresponder, and I thought that they were just weird

[@RaptorNX01]

Or they are just confirming that shitposters aren't human.

[@ThugAim]

It's not easy understanding that reactionary emotions are something that should be observed and expressed without subversive derision. It's not easy to remodel one's life knowing that ignorance is a luxury that is of indulgence and beyond us who wish to express love and value for all of creation. H8 has no place in cyb3rsp4c3.

[@Trynsa]

In regards to the friendcrush one: My friend and I got friend-married in Vegas. We exchanged anklets on a casino floor and shared vows to always be there for each other. And I wish that could be a normalized thing. Make platonic commitment a thing!

[@oliviasommerville4733]

love that!

[@The_Distortionist_Waits]

More commitment? Now???? I'm at my limit man

[@RainbyFIN]

"It's cold, it's gray and I'm very tired" As a finn, flawless summary of Finland in January tbh. As an addition, there's also wet slush everywhere 🙂

[@S.I.L.]

Right now it's more black than gray. Winter makes sun set quite fast.

[@bellablue5285]

Good description of the New England portion of the US in the winter as well tbh

[@falloutgamer347]

Its rather white in central finland currently, a perfect winter day if you ask me

[@1fellswoop614]

@bella blue so pretty much Canada

[@harakka-akka]

Just come to north, no slush rn

[@officialrhythmicthoughts]

7:35 Robin being amused at "deep fryer hungry" makes me so happy

[@marydarkheart13]

I feel like they should do a new Whose Line series where every episode is just 4 people from the audience randomly selected to improv and the points do matter so the audience votes who they want to see more of and the next episode involves the 3 new people trying to be better than the winner.

[@Jacqthepossposs]

ngl. I hate that idea on a viscerally ineffable level. Some America's Got Talent meet's Maury lookin head ass trying to Whose Line while other Tom, Dick and fuckbois trying to keep up while Drew Carey withers inside thinking "I miss my friends, why is this happening to me? Is this hell, did I finally die???" Drew deserves better, fuck outta here.

[@cakeclau]

Tumblr is indeed an amazing universe where you can say the dumbest things imaginable and make it make sense. I love Tumblr.

[@temp3608]

it makes sense, but only because its on tumber

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

@@temp3608 timber is super cool

[@IDontExist768]

I wish you a very late Season's Greason's, kind stranger

[@noahhelquist8350]

@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying timber? it's Tumblr you parasitic motivationally challenged undying rat poison addicted warm toilet seat

[@cakeclau]

I love everyone here, it's better than my family ong

[@felixhenson9926]

Alfred is canonically HIGHLY trained and an incredibly skilled fighter, I think actually more than Batman himself

[@feuerling]

From what I've heard Alfred was basically James Bond before he became a babysitter for Bruce and his gaggle of adopted children.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Where do you think Bruce LEARNED most of this stuff? And depending on the canon, Alfred is STILL very dangerous in his old age.

[@STARBOY-044]

19:54 that's called platonic attraction, and it can be tied with someones intelligence, Aesthetic, and personality lmao

[@UltraCenterHQ]

So it's love - lite version

[@leaftheleafyleaf4302]

Also I'm pretty sure the platonic version of a crush is called a squish

[@gordzilla8443]

I want to see what a reverse flashlight would do. Imagine being able to just make things go in complete darkness just by pointing your non-light at it, that would be awsome!!

[@illegalcumtrader56]

turn off your lights

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

We oughta call it the flashnight.

[@stimela1000]

I foresee that this would instantly be used for crime.

[@ashleycd6487]

flashdark

[@symmetricksambigrams]

delight-ful!

[@sudenkieppi]

18:43 No, wrong! The left is "kiki" because it's sharp like the sound the word makes, while the right is way more "bouba" because it's round like the word. *mic drop* On a sidenote: Welcome to Finland! If this is filmed very recently, you got here at a bad time. It's been rainy and all the snow's melting into slush and it's all icy... which is very weird. It's supposed to be much colder right now (welcome to climate change). Today I woke up to a snowstorm outside.

[@Unikay]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@kebien6020]

For anyone still confused by the joke, the Turing test is a way to differentiate an AI from a human. Most people instinctively calls bouba the rounded one, so the guy that is disagreeing in the screenshot just got called an AI.

[@harryb9494]

Nostalgebraist-autoresponder is an AI trained on tumblr, and that's why it's a turing test

[@MurdocsMinion]

@@harryb9494 I was coming down here to say exactly that! I love her, though. She's my favourite bot, and the only one I follow. Her name is Frank!

[@masonspecht3798]

honestly the kiki and bouba like you said is so corect

[@MinionEnji]

10:53 "Was I just supposed to know Johnny Bravo actually wasn't a virgin and actually got women, or was I supposed to find out via a Tumblr thread I probably saw because someone I followed found this amusing/shocking and now I'm amused/shocked?"

[@yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat]

i mean, sabre fencing is an even more "just hit eachother" strategy than epee. For epee, you can poke someone anywhere on the body. for sabre, you can both poke your opponent, or whack them with the blade anywhere above the waistline. so most matches are just the two fencers lunging at eachother and trying to get the first whack

[@cptmiller132]

a veritable "GET OVER HERE"

[@yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat]

@cptmiller132 lol if you've ever watched sabre fencing bouts, you'll know exactly what I mean. It's hilarious to watch

[@Fnafiac]

Sounds insanely fun

[@Grellibe]

I am begging Robin and Emkay staff to PLEASE keep doing posts like this. Robin makes the reading of stuff like this so funny because I think he gets the tone perfect. I don't like it when Robin is mad. :( It's not funny. I think his talent for voice acting really shines in his delivery of these posts and it makes them genuinely funny. Also anything that makes Robin also laugh because if the VA thinks it's funny I usually end up laughing with them. :)

[@jimwormmaster]

14:25: The one penny tip is a similar concept, for amazingly bad service. I've only seen it used twice, and both times we were flat out ignored by the server, and received cold food when we finally did (and I think in one case, they even got the order wrong)

[@TyphinHoofbun]

I have used it exactly once. When I was young, our school took us on a week-long field trip to the Florida Keys to a sorta camp thing, and it was a long bus ride. We stopped at a restaurant (our parents gave us money for meals, souvenirs, etc.), and the server apparently decided that so many little kids weren't worth bothering to deal with. She was excessively rude and dismissive, would barely acknowledge our existence, and would scoff at any request. Food was cold, and I had to rush to eat because it arrived so late, and we were on a schedule for leaving. I left a one-penny "tip" and wrote on a piece of paper: "Tip: Try being nicer to customers". I didn't say I was proud of it. She definitely was hostile, but it's still not a great thing to do to someone. Still, she really could have at least put the bare minimum of effort into her job, but I guess she just really expected that there'd be no way kids could actually leave a tip.

[@airamay4314]

4:31 as a chihuahua owner, i can confirm that the little demons can, in fact, hunt you down if you get in their way

[@JeremyPorcelain]

14:07 Even better: Put in a sentence along the lines of ‘And to [name] I leave nothing. Suck it.’ That way they can’t say that the dead person forgot them, because the will clearly states that the dead person remembered (and clearly didn’t care for) the person.

[@arghjayem]

10:21 whose line is it anyway (the show you mention) is STILL ON THE AIR! With almost all the original cast save for Drew who got replace by Aiysha Tyler as the presenter.

[@kaila-denzenhughes4130]

AND IT STILL FUCKS

[@Sylfa]

9:42 - Yes, at least 2 countries. Sweden and Finland both have fines that would be set to a number of days worth of income. Most famously some rich guy got a speeding ticket in Finland and it was for several millions. Sadly he left the country without paying it, I think they let him go even, like the whole point is that it should be a proper fine no matter how much money you have or make. Don't let someone who's never payed a proper fine in their life get away because "it seems a bit much"…

[@从W]

Some fresh Emkay videos to brighten my day at the beginning is the best.

[@AmazingAutist]

16:19 Robin, you know good and well that there are extremely popular and beloved shows that are canceled for no reason. How many Netflix shows have been assassinated for no reason? Don't even get me started on Fox.

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

3:54 this is "the wreck it ralph vs Thor Ragnarök" thing all over again

[@neal7602]

Robin about to prepare his Last Will and reserve only $1 to every family member he doesn't like.

[@rolandhansen812]

Actually, this is completely unnecessary and in truth a very bad idea. The estate can't be settled until Dad either accepts the dollar bequest or signs off on refusing it. Certainly $1 is no incentive to do so. If he doesn't accept or refuse it, the estate must remain open. It can cost the estate thousands of dollars and take years to settle if you do something like this. It's better to simply put a line in your will "I leave my son, Robert John Smith, nothing." That shows he was not forgotten and there is nothing that needs to be done by him to close out the estate. (at least in the USA). There is only one state in the US that requires you leave your offspring something, and then only under some very specific and unlikely circumstances. There are only three reasons a will can be successfully contested. (actually 4) 1) if you can show you are a rightful heir and were forgotten. 2) Undue influence (you can prove someone influenced your elderly relative to get their money) 3) Lack of mental capacity 4) you can show that the will is invalid (fake, forgery, not properly executed)

[@draconiclord2377]

15:50 Like that one supernatural episode where a monster can only be killed by a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto priest and then Bobby just shoves it into a woodchipper.

[@Silicon14YT]

18:55 for context, the "person" who responded to the ask isn't a person, but a bot created to mimic a tumblr user.

[@AresOrBird]

2:26 I’m an artist and I still feel like I’m at my peak artistry whenever I use one of those

[@FizzieWebb]

15:20 I think it's never actually said what's in those shoulder pads, which are usually only visible with the Varia suit, not the base Power suit. But since they are in the Varia suit, I think they're the environmental shield generators for heat and cold protection, with the Gravity suit adding a localized gravity field generator.

[@DeviousDryad]

No they’re for snacks

[@FizzieWebb]

@@DeviousDryad I mean, I guess they could also store some sort of nutrient paste or something that she imbibes while on an assignment, but then I ask... where do the snacks go if she loses the varia suit and thus the shoulder pads?

[@DeviousDryad]

@@FizzieWebb She eats them all really fast

[@CR-gh5bp]

At around 18:54, the Turing Test joke was because nostalgebraist-autoresponder got the answer to a meme wrong, and is an AI account.

[@ZulqarnainAidil]

16:22 Whose Line actually ran for a long time. It was so cheap to produce that it didn’t really matter how many people watched it, it just kept making money. It had no actual reason to go away. But when it came back, it had a surprising explosion of young viewers.

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

13:42 it was literally alfred the one who trained batman and taught him everything he knows

[@BinglesP]

6:09 I’m French, but I’m also German, so my nasals/vowels and gutterals/consonants even out. The only downside is that I’m a shorter-than-average Female with “cute” curly hair, but have a weirdly deep voice that sounds like a man is dubbing my voice over in real time.

[@lucienzothesmallerone]

Oh my god, I have the same "curly hair - deep voice" thing! 😂 Except I probably sound like a 16 year old guy with a vaping addiction...

[@cloud_catus8500]

19:45 I heard a term called 'squish' from the I think asexual community? Like a crush, but purely platonic. And me and my friends have all experienced it.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

the lengths this man will go to in order to convince us he doesn't sleep with a body pillow

[@Cosmosdestructor]

17:50 the honey is just the bee’s puke. They almost certainly care if it disappears.

[@SilverMe2004]

15:08 Who is going to try and argue with a huge eldritch being? it is part of the definition of an eldritch being that you can't argue with them

[@Tireden]

5:21 Haha dang.... this last part hit real hard

[@sagacious03]

18:54 Maybe it's new as a turing test, but the Bouba-Kiki test is a psychology test invented in 1929! It is NOT new. Anyway, decently fun video! Man, I've missed having Tumblr videos from you so much! They are absolutely the best! Thanks for uploading, & here's looking forward to more like this from you!

[@RenderingUser]

12:35 reminds me windows starts naming drives from C,D,E etc... because A and B are reserved for FLOPPY DISKS

[@nefwaenre]

Is it me or does Robin's voice sound low and oh so super smooth in this video? Sooo soothing~!! ♥

[@ouzeir8439]

It's because he's in Finland and drinks a 6-pack of beer while getting whacked with a birch whip on the back in a steamy room around 170°F every night.

[@nefwaenre]

@@ouzeir8439 yeah, i thought so.

[@barrydheil]

I like how 13:47 also ignores the fact Alfred Pennyworth was also a former intelligence operative with training on weapons handling and taking out serious bad guys and not some mentally ill man with clown makeup.

[@tzisorey]

10:45 Yeah, but when Genie says the same thing as part of a song and dance number, he actually GETS friends.

[@Ari_Tree]

11:01 i was so waiting for the punch line to be that they were born on completely different days but then mid typing this comment i realized they meant 12 AM, not PM

[@axelprino]

A reverse flashlight would be awesome for the hot summer days. "Is the sun too bright today? Just shine this darkness projector on yourself and feel the heat escaping your body."

[@DBSilver2024]

11:45 If you have twins, give birth to them on a timezone border. Birth the first one on the earlier side and then scoot over and birth the second one on the later side. That way, even though the first is technically "born first" it won't be "the oldest" because the other one will be born "just under an hour after" the first one. Then you can tease them about it and they can tell it as a joke for the rest of their lives.

[@Saetanko]

The best time to be in finland is now. The sun doesnt rise, theres ice and snow everywhere, you lose all motivation and will to live I love this country

[@meadowmcminn1772]

I had a non-kid version of those fancy art kits (wealthy grandparents bought me a $100 one) and it had instructions so when I used the markers, I knew to add water also if you dip the markers in water they last longer and seem to work better.

[@darkstarr984]

I had the cheap one and discovered by accident they work better when you dip them in water while trying to mix them with watercolors, but I never did find out you can remove the end.

[@MothmanOfficialWva]

18:50 I remember this, it’s essentially a thought experiment to see how we connect phonetics to certain things, such as shapes. Most people would say that the shape on the right is “kiki” due to the sharper sound that the K makes, which correlates to the sharp ends of the shape. The shape on the right would be “Bouba”due to its more relaxed and flowing sound, similar to the dull edges of the shape.

[@lavarstuff22]

8:41 surprise amity from The Owl House

[@splater1]

I actually got surprised

[@edgyanole9705]

2:20 actually linkin park and the genre it's in (which I'll just call edgy metal) has been making a comeback this last year, mostly through dmc5 and mgrr getting a spotlight

[@MothmanOfficialWva]

2:42 this is what happens when you don’t look at the instructions (although half the time they never existed)

[@samuelcrow4701]

10:09 almost forgot about inigo, if you still play Skyrim, download his mod off Nexus and head to the riften jail, this dude is the best follower ever. Also you can get a spell that summons him and when you hold it it just whispers "inigo. Inigo. Inigo."

[@thatalbinofurry6855]

Love that adorable purple-blue cat goofball

[@Samthejam2005]

13:31 fun fact, alfred once almost killed superman with his bare hands

[@UltraCenterHQ]

3:03 You can already tell this dude was awesome

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

Saying "honey is vegan" is like saying "milk is vegan". It's produced by an animal in some way: with bees, it's vomit (yes, you're eating puke), and with cattle/goats it's milk from their mammaries.

[@TyphinHoofbun]

It's not "vegan" in the sense that "animals are not involved", but the poster seems to be trying to make the point that it's not involving cruelty and thus should be in line with vegan principles.

[@Kizaco]

18:28 actually that’s advice for women near their pregnancy due date (like in the week before) since their cervix might be dilated and will intake dirty water and get infected. Most pregnant women have to take showers when they reach this state. Or at least that’s what I learned, idk if it’s right

[@oclone120]

That “friend crush” thing was the reason it took me so long to realize I’m aromantic. Since I had no idea what romantic attraction was, I conflated the friend crush feeling with actual romantic attraction

[@darkstarr984]

Yeah. I get squishes that are really intense, but also sexual attraction that’s really intense, to where I just can’t really grasp romantic attraction since it just seems like “well since everyone says marry your best friend, are good couples not just best friends who want to have sex with each other?” and it turns out no, there’s another layer that is past that or my best friend and I wouldn’t have broken up.

[@violetiolite]

17:19 - Read the URL :) 18:44 - That's Frank! (Nostalgebraist-autoresponder) Frank is Tumblr's favourite bot. She was made to recreate her creator's way of posting. That is why it is a Turing test. My favourite post of hers is one where someone asks her "Are you gay" and she replies "I am, but it's just one of the boring common traits shared by about 95% of Tumblr users"

[@Autism3.0]

15:35 Theyre saying that the new class that just dropped is OP, basically

[@Cog009]

Congrats on making it to Finland, Robin! I notice you mention Finland sometimes, because I'm kinda the same way except with Norway, I love the culture and want to keep learning about it and would be thrilled to go there someday. It's always nice to hear someone who's so fond of Scandinavia, talking about how nice it must be up there. I'm very happy that you finally get to visit Finland, it must be a dream come true for you! :)

[@Infernon_IsntAvailable]

11:52 I think the only show ive seen to do that properly was Henry Danger on Nickelodeon

[@Volumixen]

As a fur, I would not want someone flaunting it in class either The Buffy/Dracula thing reminds me of Supernatural. "Did you use a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto Priest?" 'No, I used a woodchipper.' "I'm pretty sure that trumps pretty much anything"

[@Mr_Blue7594]

10:02 I miss the story's the guy who made the inigo mod used to tell I cant remember their username name and I cant tell their real name but damn do I miss those art classes.

[@elviolentinoparra]

Lmao this is my kind of shit 1 minute in and already giggled

[@Core_Visuals]

emkay's built different. like ddoi on steroids.

[@LordBairoth]

I need Robin to make a Taco Bell Tier list video one day. Have it be a joke episode or something

[@SilentHallows]

13:25 there is an actual Comic where Alfred beat up Superman, and won.

[@readyforlol]

Fun fact about reverse flashlights : while being physically impossible in real life (as we understand it today at least), they are absolutely a thing in computer graphics. In Blender for example, literally nothing is stopping you from grabbing a light source and setting it's intensity variable to a negative number and have it behave exactly as you would expect, subtracting light from things it's pointed at. Your dreams of sending someone to the shadow realm by pointing a light at them might someday be possible in VR !

[@President_Starscream]

Where do I apply for a job in Hell? It's gotta be better than where I'm working now.

[@rustythecrown9317]

Your place will have an application somewhere... they all do... I know mine does and I'm thinking of a move ... maybe I'll be the statue on the left.

[@Rd_Kil]

7:12 To be fair, Jimmy Carter only lusted after the Polish people in his heart.

[@xxdesertstorm]

artificial darkness is when a TV show records in daylight but put a filter on it looking like the moon is always bright AF

[@JasminMiettunen]

I prefer that to the action movies filmed in sewers with nothing but a single candle illuminating their fast-paced fight sequences

[@buky69]

6:09 hearing this pristine french accent really made my day as a french person (aka abomination from the depth of the void below hell), I absolutely love to see people do these jokes. Never stop

[@lily_littleangel]

11:10 Just wait till you find out about special relativity.

[@ZariesTheHealadin]

Oh, dope, I hope Robin is having a good time in Finland. Bet the ol' sleep schedule got ruined, tho.

[@HotPink90sSun]

Thanks for the personal touch @20:46 Robin 👍

[@privar21.2]

Hi Robin, I'm glad you manadged to Finnish the video, even from so far away!

[@Captain8771OnGithub]

did you just-

[@ShinningStar_0915]

In middle school I found out if you become a swedish citizen you can get a visa to go to Japan and I was a weeb so I looked up how to become a legal swedish citizen when I found out you could get adopted so I looked up how to get adopted in Switzerland for like a week straight.

[@ShinningStar_0915]

This doesn't have anything to do with the video I just wanted to say it

[@GROUNDHOGCULT]

After you kiss someone you tell them "dam bitch you kiss like that"if you want to make them insecure about the way they live Mini edit:i wanted to say kiss but live is also pretty good

[@rustythecrown9317]

Tell them they're dad was better.

[@emmaMEALS]

IM DEAD

[@Unikay]

I think we broke robin cause now he's looking at one of the more fun subreddits and he's still angry at it qwp

[@coconutcore]

1:57 Yeah, that makes sense. They didn’t take George Lucas’ perfect and already planned out idea for the Star Wars sequels either. At this point it’s clear they just don’t accept anything unless it’s the actual worst.

[@user-fg4tn8ot6b]

1:47 If so, then I agree. Disney should make Muppet movies. :'D

[@Red12-k6i]

19:32 Toxic is a status move, and thus can’t be super effective

[@sundalosketch4769]

I was this very post 16:43 when i spun outta control rollerblading and dislocated my shoulder. I couldn't move but my other arm was free enough to reassure all of the people at the skate rink that i was, in fact, not dead.

[@nightm1me]

2:54 WHAT. I STILL HAVE THAT AT MY GRANPARENTS BUT I THINK I GOT RID OF THE PENS

[@erin1569]

Why do I feel like he read it "movies were a creature" at 3:36

[@yamigekusu]

"Reverse Flashlight" Luigi's Mansion 2 and 3 have a 'dark' flashlight attachment (called the 'dark-light device'). It is used to find hidden objects

[@Sylfa]

18:12 - The queen is literally trapped in the beehive. The only thing the bees can do for her is to keep working so she doesn't starve and has her family still around, despite being forced to work slave hours for no pay by the giant that insists both sides gets something out of it. Another fun fact, the smoke doesn't make bees docile when you empty the hive, it panics them and they fill up on as much honey as they can because they think it's a forest fire. At which point they stop trying to defend their soon to be doomed hive. Meanwhile the queen is still trapped.

[@Pretty-Boy-Spencer]

16:09 For anyone thinking about watching BTVS, James Marsters [Actor in the show, played the character 'Spike'] signed a picture for me, and when he was told I was only about to start the 5th season he went 'Welcome to the circus, it's a wild ride!' Also, there's a lesbian couple in season 4, Joss Weadon [The creator] was not homophobic at all despite the time period.

[@thehittite6982]

I heard that in some places rich a holes were parking in fire lanes so much that they changed the penalty from a fine to getting your car towed straight to the dump and crushed.

[@steverempel8584]

The joke at 4:09 got ruined by the censoring... Old as H*** doesn't work. Old as F*** does, had to rewatch it, and notice the key word was changed to get the joke.

[@zachjones4551]

9:00 reverse babyproofing

[@MichealMechanical]

10:50 “Oh goddess Athena, please accept this virgin sacrifice” “ _did you just say_ *virgin* ??”

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

18:57 It has been shown that humans no matter the culture consider the right, more bolbous shape to be "Bouba", while the left, more sharply angular shape to be "Kiki". Computers have no such preconseptions.

[@BucketHeadianHagg]

When my 91yr old fathers girlfriend threatened to break up if he didn’t sign over some of his properties to her, he told her he was leaving something for her in his Will to help her because she earned it. He left her $1

[@bethanyboarder7751]

7:32 the translators knew the whole time, trust me

[@thatalbinofurry6855]

13:42 You forget that, like, 9/10 times, Alfred is ex-military. That butler is, for *certain*, not defenseless.