r/Tumblr | SO TRUE!!

[@adrienstarfaer]

9:10 Mary Shelley is the woman who wrote Frankenstein, as in the original story. She also lost her virginity on her parents grave and kept her husband's heart preserved after he died. She is exactly the type of person I aspire to be.

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Holy shit that's badass

[@Lil_Warrior_Princess]

I lost mine in a secluded forest so not far off

[@heretichamburger3775]

😳

[@dumpertron1]

Damn that *is* pretty badass

[@jsl151850b]

Parents: "Over my dead body!" *Later...*

[@gametale3]

There is in fact a normal Pokémon. Seel, the seal Pokémon. It’s literally just a seal… with his name misspelled, but yes there’s is at least one normal Pokémon. edit: Jesus guys I know seel isn't the only NORMAL animal Pokémon- I get it okay?

[@knightsurda]

theres also Horsea. The Seahorse Pokemon. Its just a seahorse. Its evolved form Kingdra. Is just a different species of seahorse.

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Krabby, the pokemon that's just a crab, is named crab in japanese

[@emanuelrojas2]

Doesn’t have an unicorn horn and puppy muzzle?

[@30000beesinatrenchcoat]

Ratata (idk how to spell it), Pidgey, magikarp, and sandslash are all relatively normal Pokémon

[@aaronmccullers384]

Most bird pokemon are also the same: pidgey, swellow, pidove etc.

[@GlitchedMuse]

On that thing about how "Past generations will always have the people who refuse to accept new technologies." I once heard a story second-hand from someone on the internet, who said that they spoke to an old women one day; and at the end of their conversation, the old woman said "When I was your age, every adult told me "You shouldn't spend so much time reading. It'll hurt your eyes." So, don't always trust what adults say as fact." And I think about that a lot.

[@f-106deltadart]

Propellers to that grandma

[@mishagaming1075]

My grandma once told me a story about how pens were like the smartphones of schools, if you had em, you were the cool one. And teachers kept restricting pens.

[@paperstrawsYT]

I…. I still get told that…

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

​@@mishagaming1075Dang, makes me wonder how cool and hip the first kid to show up with a backpack was.

[@mishagaming1075]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28pretty sure she was talking about the "smart pens" or whatever. The ones that have nice colors and stuff. plot twist: they used feathers

[@rosetta3479]

Once my language teacher had us write a short scary story in french. So most did like 2 paragraphs on new school type stuff, I have her a 5 page, single-spaced paper in which some one has a dream of their ten friends being killed. The plot twist is she was the killer and it all happened after the story ended (she actually killed them all I just didn't re write how she did it). I also made a stop motion type power point illustrating it. It was in proper french and I only needed two extra days. I got a 105%

[@woobgamer5210]

for a practice run i had to write the opening to a story. I started it in media res, wrote it as a horror, but instead of focusing on one of the many teenagers getting murdered in a school changing rooms, I wrote it from the serial killer's perspective.

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

i have no clue what you just said.

[@rosetta3479]

@@hermi1-kenobi455 my teacher wanted a short "scary" story. And I gave her a 5-page murder story instead

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

@@rosetta3479 ahh okay how fun 😂

[@optimisticwatermelon]

One time in 5th grade my teacher told the class to write, I don't remember what I wrote but it was probably crap or made with 0 effort but some other kid wrote about a clown carving off someone's face and wearing it. Kinda related Ig

[@neutralamity]

Dr. Chad Dockter is the kind of doctor I really wish I had.

[@TruecarioZ]

Fr, what a chad doctor.

[@Pellimori]

I think I HAD a Dr. Dockter for an optician once. Target Optical.

[@npc6817]

Heard he works with raiden metalgear

[@jordanjoestar-turniptruck]

No, but imagine Chad as a kid. "What do you want to grow up to be, little Chad? You should be a doctor!" And under their chortles, young Chad murmurs, "Bitch, you think I'm not gonna commit to the bit?"

[@AmazingAutist]

​@@Pellimoriwas it in minnesota?

[@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101]

The creative writing one I understand, we were given an image prompt of a forest fire, most people wrote stuff about fire fighters I had about three pages of a guy caught in the middle of it slowly dying from a first person POV, described the smell of smoke, the raging heat, the searing Pain as the fire closed in around him, and eventually at the very end he died. Half the class was freaked out the other half thought it was cool and the teacher sent me to the guidance counselor shortly after giving me an A+ Shortly after this we had another prompt to write a poem using the AABA method, I wrote a poem about a medieval battle in which there was a man begging for his life at the feet of a man clad in black armor. The next stanza was then of course about him being decapitated.

[@Pink_Ruby]

There seems to be 2 kinds of mindsets when given a prompt. The happy kind of stopping or hoping they live. And then there's your kind. :D

[@Saga_Anserum]

'TIS BUT A SCRATCH!

[@AsmodeusMictian]

It's all fun and games until you start killing off your cast :D

[@woobgamer5210]

we had to write about a story in the 1900s or something for our GCSE english language exam finals. I wrote a tragedy love story in Germany about a Jewish Woman and her husband who was forced to join the Nazi soldiers trying to escape capture. The soldiers trying to capture them, the forced nazi husband, and the jewish woman all died.

[@phoebusapollo8365]

You are exactly the kind of writer I aspire to be, detailed, brutal, and positively unapologetic when faced with people getting freaked out.

[@solsticemiller1060]

When I was in 7th grade I had this English teacher that I really hated (and made it immensely clear to him at all times), so when the creative writing segment came around, I wrote a full back and front page about a man burning alive. The teacher's name was Greg, so I made the character's name Reg, in an extremely unsubtle bid to tell my teacher that I wanted him to die a slow painful death. In my defense, he was creepy, sexist, overly touchy to the female students, and would openly stare at me if I didn't have a hoodie and long pants on.

[@frogtank4407]

👍

[@whiteboard_history]

What a pervert. People like that disgust me

[@paulinxm8201]

Please, put the text here so the internet hive mind can copy paste it and do something similar to the teachers they hate. Thanks in advance. - The internet hive mind.

[@GemCandy]

And? What was the teacher's reaction?? Do yoU KNOW?? I GOTTA KNOW!!

[@aqua-bery]

@Insomniac Gamingdamn dude I guess you support pedophiles

[@deadpool569]

I can't stop laughing about how Robin misreads at 11:00 but pops off about people not being able to write

[@theinspeakibleghost8175]

My favorite type of Emkay moment is when Robin fails to read basic English sentences and blames the original writer for "not writing correctly".

[@Ghiaman1334]

That's what I'm saying! He read the strings-from-ceiling line *twice* and got it wrong both times

[@lillianward2810]

Thank you!

[@vierxz]

12:50 Oh and IF I DO THIS its considered KIDNAPPING and the POLICE IS CALLED??? That's unfair.

[@jerseygrace]

“Can people type right?” As Robin messes up how it’s actually written

[@fadelsukoco3092]

12:21 I had a moment like this in 1st grade in a special assembly where this super well-renown artist was making a visit and she would go through a tutorial on how to draw some stuff. When the assembly started, we were all handed some standard pencils and a paper and the artist specifically said that we didn't need to follow what she was doing if we didn't feel like it, as long as we didn't bother anyone else. So while everyone around me was struggling to pay attention and get the details right following this famous artist's drawing tutorial shown through the megaprojector in the middle of the assembly, I was happily drawing badly-proportioned Clone troopers and star destroyers fighting some non-descript tentacle monsters and forest fairies.

[@Athlynne]

LOL, love when a Reddit-reader misreads a post and is like, "Ugh, can you not English?" No, Robin, you just missed a word. :)

[@Pastel_N0va]

yeah, that kinda grinds my gears a little

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Came to mention this exact thing

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

It’s only Robin and it’s genuinely infuriating cus he treats them like a dumbass yet makes this mistake _constantly_

[@JG-vh1xc]

11:01 combines ‘there’ and ‘were’ to make ‘where’ and complains that it’s ppl not typing right

[@TheFiniteSillyGuy]

I like robin but he's so pretentious

[@gluestickeater701]

looking at r/tumblr is fun because it’s like standing outside of my own house and watching my family through the windows

[@viridiannucleon]

As both a tumblr user and professional autistic guy, I did that during halloween once lol

[@alchemysaga3745]

*Mankey.* They're literally one LETTER off from *"Monkey."* And I guess being raised Mormon is responsible for robbin' Robin of the glory that was Frankenstein and Mary Shelley.

[@trianglemoebius]

Krabby. It's a fuccin crab.

[@TCoOpal]

Seel.

[@민용수]

Robin: "can people type right?!" also Robin: *literally reads the post wrong and that's why it doesn't make sense*

[@DeepFriedSpaceChicken]

8:53 - When he said he didnt know who Jane Austin, Emily Brontë or Mary Shelley was, a tiny part of me died inside.

[@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468]

Jane and Emily's works are bent more towards the female audience. He was also raised Mormon so he never read Frankenstein

[@zavierburst5637]

I want that high school romance between the head cheerleader girl and quarterback girl. Should end with them being homecoming queens or some shit.

[@chayden153]

Fuck yeah

[@Reverend_Salem]

and the nerd girl has a crush on both of them, and they end up in a lesbian polycule.

[@R-R3DH34D-X_X]

@@Reverend_Salem omg Y E S

[@fangirldreamer748]

More love triangles should be polyamory relationships!

[@silverdrag0n_]

finally, the high school movie i have been craving

[@Gyrhoe]

11:14 Lmao Robin not knowing how to read trying to blame other people by saying they don't know how to write XD You missed a word buddy...

[@BungaloHippo]

Was literally looking for this comment 😅

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Yes! I paused it just to see if it was a butchered sentence and no, it's fine. He's just going too fast or skimming the sentence and it tripped him up.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

5:15 There's -Galarian mareep- Wooloo, which is LITERALLY just a sheep, and soon thwre'll be Lechonk, literally JUST a pig. Ducklett and swanna are literally just a duck and a swan, and wingull is LITERALLY just a seagull, which evolves into Just a pelican. Heck, come tl think of it most bird pokemon are just the Bird.

[@RisingRevengeance]

It used to bother me but honestly it just kinda makes sense to have 100 bird variations and whatnot

[@Billbobs678]

Seel (they put a lot of thought into naming this one, and designing it too)

[@gibbygibbyson]

bidoof and it's Evo

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@gibbygibbyson Beaver and Beaverer

[@gibbygibbyson]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 beaver to fat beaver

[@At0mic_Asteroid]

The article about the moomin plushie in the cafe is correct. The two characters in the different photos are from a show called “Moomin”(or moomin valley depending on who you ask) that aired in Finland with said character in the show called “The Moomins”. From what I’ve seen, the 1990 version is very nice and I’d recommend watching it. There’s also a 2019 remake and a movie but I’ve only seen clips from both so I can’t form an opinion on either. Atleast that’s what I know, if anyone spots any mistakes I’ve made or wants to add on is free to do so. Incase anyone is curious, the character in the first photo is “Moomin Papa” while the character in the second photo is “Moomin”.

[@waynerazorblade]

[@violetmoon717]

I think I heard somewhere that The Moomins is also a children's book/series, but I'm not positive.

[@M33P0P]

snufkin

[@Morhgoz]

@@violetmoon717 Yes. Moomins started as comic strip series, then evolved to children books, then had several animated tv series and movies, toys, comic books etc. And there is actually Moomin World theme park in Naantali Finland. And as they are also very popular in Japan, they have too Moomin themed entairment complex called Metsä (Forest in Finnish) in Hannō, near Tokyo.

[@purplecobra52]

The show's pretty good, and it's G A Y too.

[@alexcrazyart6522]

10:13 dude, space whales and mermaids is like, one of my favorite things to draw. Drawing mermaids swimming through the stars, around the planets, cloaked in a veil of stardust from dead stars. So fun

[@xitcix8360]

8:28 his parents must've had very high expectations of him, good thing they weren't disappointed

[@drog9235]

but... you don't give your children their last names, they inherit it from the father

[@xitcix8360]

@@drog9235 It doesn't have to be inherited, they can name them pretty much anything

[@voidlayern9368]

15:28 This is the best one. Grew up with really frequent visits to my folks who live by a lake. In the summertime, whenever people were stressed or just didn't have the patience for peoples' nonsense, they just be like "WELP, I'm gonna head for a swim." Then they'd just go chill in the lake for a bit and cool off physically and mentally. This Cat embodies that feeling, and I love it.

[@corpsimmons575]

2:20 Fun fact, Finnair actually has jets painted in a livery with Moomin on them! It’s super cute!

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

As someone who was a nerdy introvert in high school (oh who am I kidding? I still am), y'all have no idea how much I want a confident jock girl x shy nerdy guy romance.

[@RadioOppy1]

Read Nerd and Jock by Marko Raassina

[@alchemicmercury]

When I was in high school I was in the comicbook/manga/tabletop gaming section of a bookstore (I'm a bio female at the time.) And a cute geeky guy had stopped by to look at the book selection. He didn't seem to notice me at first so I said hi and asked him about the comic that he was holding and made some friendly commentary on the characters. He no shit, stared at me stick still like a deer in the headlights, just frozen wide eyed and silent, be fore He turned around and bolted away. I was so confused.

[@oddyoda6443]

OMG bruh same. I saw that post and said "yeah I wish"

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

I want a Shy Nerdy Guy x Slightly Less Shy Nerdy Girl romance.

[@SaruCharmed]

I have a story like that about a Halloween corn maze. There were these kinda tent rooms set up intermittently throughout the maze, and one was like a meat cooler for a pig butcher (pig that butchers humans), and there was a rule in the maze that the actors weren't allowed to touch you, so when the pig butcher came up behind us so close that he lightly bumped into me, I was like "I thought they weren't supposed to touch us..." and he said from behind me "I'm sorry darling, piggy's got a big belly."

[@Mazin0192]

11:05, yes, people can type right, the person that you said that about literally did type right (they typed there were not just where)

[@Eliqueme]

Was finna say that

[@nhya-san86]

yes, oh god yes I'm happy I'm not the only one who noticed, he could have at least tried reading it again before making fun of op with a stupid voice

[@Mazin0192]

and also then the narrator missed the in that was in "this was in the same night btw" like can this narrator actually read correctly?

[@pumpkinnnsss]

everytime I see this video it makes me just really irritated. not only was it correct, he didn't even read it right anyway and proceeded to mock it

[@ProbablyAsparagus]

I'm here to bring you all back to this cuz it pissed me off so now y'all get to be pissed about it again

[@MildTomfoolery123]

Another thing I want to add about the Norwegian butter crisis post Most Norwegians don’t use “helvete” in that context, it’s not a translation of fuck as we don’t have a version of fuck. It’s a translation of hell and therefore sounds pretty weird It reads: “hell ,we are out of the lubrication

[@eternalwintress]

> We don't have a version of fuck Then what word do you use when you need to exclaim in frustration?

[@MildTomfoolery123]

@@eternalwintress well we have two swearwords, "helvete" and "faen". faen sounds like fuck but it doesnt mean fuck, its more like damm. we use them, but we dont actually have a fuck equivelant. often we just pretend faen means fuck for convinience.

[@MeteoraZero]

Norwegian is weird. This is always a "fuck" equivalent, at least in any normal language (like Serbian)

[@katelynabrol149]

How does robin not know who Jane Austen, Emily Bronte or Mary Shelley are. I know the Jane Austen and Emily Bronte wrote books typically seen as for a more feminine audience (Austen writing books such as Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, and Emma, and Bronte writing Wuthering Heights) But Mary Shelley wrote FRANKENSTEIN. That book that has inspired movies, tv shows, songs, radio shows, theatre productions, and comic books.

[@alchemysaga3745]

He's not big on literature, he's more of a movie guy, iirc? That, and he was raised Mormon. Who probably have some *intense hatred* toward Mary Shelly and in particular Frankenstein. Given how much religions make schools bend to their whims, and the proliferation of religion centric private schools, he may not have ever had it covered.

[@shockmazta3116]

To be fair I've read and watched Frankenstein myself and I've still never heard of Mary. So...

[@petloverspy]

I’m really surprised that the names at least didn’t ring a vague bell, which implies to me that he wasn’t taught about them in school, which is … disappointing, to say the least. Not his fault but goddamn school, really?

[@hiroshell7973]

I performed Emma once. Great memories

[@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468]

Robin was raised in a Mormon household

[@tristanhochkins3065]

Unique d&d character: human; Australian, one of the only human varieties that has a dwarf level poison resistance (others include the Russian, Irish and Scottish), known for being miners and often work and feast with dwarves, being known to create a great bacon and egg sandwich the morning after drinking with dwarves

[@taitano12]

"When in Rome, go to Olive Garden." Words to live by for sure. 😂

[@mrmastergrimmbo]

11:50 no that’s the most creative story a teacher could’ve read. If that was me I would have been so impressed that that’s the thing you brainstorm. A squid randomly put on land is like a boy who cried wolf level story

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

0:48 I believe there is a KZbin channel called Translation Fails, where a lady called Malinda does this with song lyrics, and sings the songs with the translated lyrics.

[@PavementSpit]

Random typyek too

[@olivefernando7879]

17:53 i had a book about clockmaking which started with a poem from ancient rome complaining about how people's lives are run by sundials and not like natural rhythms anymore competely separately there's a quote from a british army general from 1812 saying the telegraph network isn't in need of improvement, and the improvement he was talking about was _using electricity_

[@Emptylord]

@9:55 My shower head is currently that short. The old one broke and the guys who came around to install a new shower put the new one in a foot lower. The guy who installed it was my height. We spoke to each other before they start the work. I can only assume he did this intentionally.

[@MungiuMan77]

16:20 I love the tone change from the Ren faire voice to the Starfleet modern voice, this guy should be a voice actor.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

I've been in houses where the shower head only comes up to my neck. Since I hopped houses a lot while in college I came to the conclusion any house built before 1970 catered only to dwarves. One place offered to me had a ceiling which was so low my buzzed hair still managed to graze it. This was after taking my shoes off, so the ceiling was maxed at 6'2". We're also talking houses with skeleton key locks and power being managed by fuses, not breakers.

[@Ikajo]

Most showerheads in Europe are detachable... and adjustable

[@DareToBeDeviant]

@@Ikajo We have that option with aftermarket/third party company products to suit a person's needs and home's aesthetics. Ideally for modern setups, not for ye olde antique house unless the whole bathroom's been ripped out and fitted with something contemporary. Want it to play music? Flash LED? Vibrate? They exist. =Þ

[@Ikajo]

@@DareToBeDeviant I've lived in a house from the 1600s. Of course it had been renovated, but that's pretty normal. Few houses where I live would have appliances from the last century.

[@immagical7036]

0:23 I honestly adore HorseMouthBird and I have no idea why

[@TuffMelon]

That pug looking pretty good for being 220 years old.

[@eddie_brock3642]

12:06 OH! I did that I had a wizard who was transported to modern times, he was scared of automatic doors

[@yeetedyeeteddepressiondele3486]

12:15 I once made a story about a raindrop that was basically a hardened criminal after a divorce, I don't know where it went on after that but my teacher decided to have a sit down with my parents. I was 6.

[@theexplainer1576]

Probably was divorced because the raindrop didnt win the monthly window racing contest

[@mercenarychef9465]

1:00 can confirm. Bald guy swag is a beautiful thing.

[@peculiar_wood]

9:05 Context for the last one: Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein.

[@felixhenson9926]

I'm concerned EmKay seems to have skipped all his Literature classes in his life 😅

[@hdw_Kn]

...Which narrators? Are they like the hivemind of emkay or...

[@kingsnakke6888]

@@hdw_Kn John Emkay of course

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

There are like, half a dozen narrators

[@shalomjackie4299]

i have a similar story to the one at 12:17, i took a creative writing class, and they asked us to write a story with a twist ending, i wrote about an assassin carrying out an assignment, and spent a whole paragraph talking about the shot, the rifle used, and the wat the blood splatter went when the person got hit. the teachers face when he read it was ridiculous, just sheer horror from the detail, and ended up asking for me to be taken to the school counsellor because he thought i was a psychopath.

[@npc6817]

I'm sorry what was the twist?

[@hexwthal3900]

My brother used to work at a haunted house and I feel like if anything happened then he would be the first person to say oh I'm so sorry in full costume. I've seen him apologize for scaring people and then them punching him in the face.

[@TheMossyHill]

Robin- “ Try before you deny!” ( 15:20 ) Me- “ Hey another surfer boy, what’s up my dude?”

[@xkankesx]

9:35 I too experience the tall-person-shower-squat. The grass truly is greener on the other side.

[@casuallyceltic]

3:20 I think as an added bit of fun, every event should have one average person and one person who's on every drug at the same time. Also, they should draw straws in the swimming events to see who has to race without goggles.

[@lefishe5845]

Ah yes no limits Olympics.

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

10:30 There are Galactic Sirens in Carole And Tuesday... And they do have a compelling song XD

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

16:45 after hearing this, it makes me want to volunteer to a renaissance fair in hopes that I see Star Trek cosplayers or possibly a “Doctor Who” cosplay.

[@theapocrusader4169]

14:40 this is literally the concept on Ijiranaide Nagatoro-san, great anime 8/10 recommend, manga 9/10 goes on for even longer

[@0gar485]

Yep

[@milkman4407]

1:21 Yep can confirm canon broke my heart.

[@Ratsos12]

To the ana-bolism one… Worm and Ward by Wildbow. The characters in question being Victoria and Dean… it’s even specifically a basketball jock girl… she also has a power that literally makes her boyfriend sometimes a little terrified of her. Specifically a little terrified, as he also has emotion manipulation powers so hers don’t work as strongly on him as on most people… have fun Oh no, not the lockers!

[@Impulse001]

5:20 ...I mean: Rattata, Pidgey, Ekans, Psyduck, etc. Since gen 1 there have been pokemon that are just a little animal.

[@Kourindouinc]

Don't forget Seel.

[@Lavendeer201]

Psyduck is an exception on that one though

[@potmagica5881]

Is nobody gonna mention Flamigo?

[@Aresofthevoid]

i love ekans sm

[@InsomniacMatt]

5:10 Seel, you're thinking of Seel

[@laurainathunderstorm]

9:53 I'm 5'7 and the top of my head lightly brushed the showerhead. I've since modified it but it drove me crazy.

[@Valkhyron]

2:57 might actually not be a virus, when I was studying basic computer security earlier this year we had something very similar in a practical excercise involving proper usage of anti-virus software, and I think it had a name along those lines too

[@katanamo1744]

Omg 8:30 im not kidding, my doctor was named Doctor Doctor as well! Dr. Kervin Doctor! Well, she was, till my insurance stopped covering her office.

[@chainsawpony4095]

4:07 🎶 Come with me, and you'll see, in a would of OSHA violations 🎶

[@Justaguy689]

Day 63 of asking Emkay for a collab video between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators

[@Themosticonicpompeibaby]

63 WHA

[@Mr.TardyMan]

this is literally your FIRST day asking

[@pokemonweeaboopikachuninja8745]

I didn’t know ask Emkay was a channel thanks for letting me know

[@Justaguy689]

@@Mr.TardyMan no, it’s not. Check Emkay’s older vids.

[@Justaguy689]

@@pokemonweeaboopikachuninja8745 no problem. It’s really interesting, you should check it out.

[@zerrierslizer1]

strangest thing that has happened to me is when i was making dinner one day around 5 years ago, and a group of people that had just finished football practice suddenly burst in my front door and yelled "yo, where the food at? this bitch smelling GOOD!" and i just turned around confused, stared at a group of 15 teenagers staring at me and the food i was preparing while drooling. i decided to make enough for all of them. after about a week or so i was basically out of food because of this and i had yet to get my pay that month, so i was basically fucked regardles of what i did, but then the group of teens came by, knocked on my door and dropped of Five 15Liter containers with different food with a note that said "your cooking was amazing, and we felt bad for basically stealing your food with nothing in return for your work, so we gathered money to buy you replacement food pluss some extra." and i have never cried so much in my entire life. since then, i cook for them every year during summer when they have Football legues, and i am incredibly happy about it as it is super fun!

[@That_OneBozo.]

Im not the only one that thinks back in life how i couldve done things different in some random situation and then play out that scenario in my head on the toilet!?

[@TruecarioZ]

Oh I do this even when I'm not on the toilet lmao

[@coffee-ouji]

i take this to another level of being insane i create characters and put them in that situation, either realistically or in a fantasy world kind of frame then i wake up to ash and dust, i wipe my a-

[@cjlite0210]

12:58 Heroes are so often the bad guys in the villain's side of the story

[@fireant13]

Oh my god just “we looked over the counter, she stepped on a red m&m” Im crying

[@Knightess]

Lost it at 'Mary Shelley said, "I can make him".' Yes, you can, Shelley. Yes, you can.

[@Hulk_Lover]

9:04 In order: Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre (great book btw), and Frankenstein.

[@merryavant]

11:04 Robin that’s a normal sentence. You read it wrong.

[@BinglesP]

1:42 reminds me of that Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy episode where they get high on really big oranges and start to break reality

[@cerulity32k]

Tumblr feels like its own ecosystem. It feels so much more disconnected from other sites.

[@BigBrainGamer58]

5:59 my grandpa had a raccoon when he was a kid. Apparently it became somewhat domestic and they had it as a pet for 3 years

[@QuillBleu82]

I am working towards a degree so I can teach creative writing/English at the college level and two pages of a squid dying in a forest would get an A+ and a gold star while “I’m in a new school and it’s CrAzY!” would get a D- and a “Try harder next time” written in red Sharpie so it bleeds through the paper obscuring some of their terrible, predictable, ennui inducing writing.

[@thethumbisafinger]

11:22 I’ve been to a haunted house once. It was fun, but just because it wasn’t scary and I just kept casually greeting the actors. *sees an axe murderer* “oh wassup bro”

[@randompersongames]

Me for a second when i think he just said: “if you think that’s crazy, try drinking a dwarf with beer” 8:00

[@fizzar.lli_]

"Try before you denyyy" BRO THAT JUST MADE MY WHOLE DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@ChairTheBee]

0:08 🎵Dont foret, I'm with you in the ark🎵

[@AuthorPNG]

I have 2 sides... I forgor 💀 I rember 😁

[@frootloops15]

wen the ight is runin low

[@ChairTheBee]

@@frootloops15 Everyone, go sing Dont Forget with a missing letter.

[@brodiedoesthings]

@@frootloops15 an a ados art o gow

[@maledictionwolf]

11:05 oh, they can type, Robin. You're just reading it wrong...

[@hungrymusicwolf]

6:30 This guy is the combination of the: "I just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working" and "suffering from success" memes.

[@TacoBlend]

The Doctor one should make an AWESOME parody ad for their practice: 🎵DOCTOR DOCTOR! GIME ME THE NEWS! I GOTTA... BAD CASE OF AVIAN FLU!🎵

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

4:53 OH HEY THAT'S ME! I'm TwoFingersWhiskey! Hello!

[@junecampbell2152]

9:10 Jane Austin wrote Pride and Prejudice, among other things. Emily Brönte wrote Jane Eyre, also among other things. And Mary Shelley wrote the original Frankenstein.

[@toomuchtime4896]

the double dots are above the e

[@Nyerguds]

Jane Eyre was written by Emily Brönte's sister. Emily wrote Wuthering Heights.

[@EatAnOctorok]

7:45 What... littlepinkbeast... Dwarves *_drink_* harder than humans as it is. Sure, it's the *_drow_* that have the drinks that humans can't survive - the point is, dwarves probably *_can_* drink the drow drinks.

[@Morhgoz]

10:08 Spelljammer anyone? Not sure about space mermaids, but you should be able to play at least aquatic humanoid in space in it...

[@averagejoe455]

We're fortunately slowly returning to the original Pug.

[@YourAverageKriegsman]

Ayo, that post about haunted house actors is accurate. I work as one, and oddly enough, as a werewolf. So I had this one family pass my scene (my area) with a little girl, o scared the mom and dad to death and made the girl cry, so I took my mask off and walked her to the end of my scene out of costume to reassure her 'its just made up' and 'the actors won't actually hurt you'

[@sevenfoxyafton8953]

6:18 Bet that is still thicker then school toilet paper

[@maxgoldstein7202]

10:10 this is why shit like the Void in Risk of Rain 2 is just right up my alley. Ocean life is like a whole different planet and combining that with the esoteric and terrifying nature of space is just an immaculate creative concoction

[@davidbrodecki154]

11:56 is gonna be what future generations think of as our writing. Old generations had decent writing, we just never found it

[@torigiovannini807]

1:36 it is quite rare to have a sensitivity/ chemical intolerance to MCG. My dad does, it goes from numbness to dizziness, to passing out. Depending how much he consumes. Msg is most commonly put in pre made or fast food witch is where the unhealthy assumption comes from I believe.

[@SophieFox947]

I am chewing Chewing Gum watching this, and at 12:42 I accidentally inhaled it while laughing. Imagine almost dying to a r/tumblr video.

[@laurainathunderstorm]

14:33 not exactly the same, but Seo and Wakamatsu from Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun have a hilarious dynamic based on jock girl x shy boy (not a nerd tho), and it inclused basketball!

[@awesometomxd]

9:51 as someone well over 6 feet tall i can confirm that showers, and many other things like cars and beds, are simply not made for people my height

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

7:15 so I was listening to this and the voice suddenly changed. I then realized it was my headphones telling me they had low battery. Gave me a good laugh

[@caitlinabbott7895]

1:31 Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling a crab

[@akiro9635]

8:45 Lex Luthor : I donated my millions to charity built free power to rural area's open 2 million jobs to poor people Superman: theres a bomb goin blow all yall up you just cant do this lex Lex: I swear its just the new power plant theres no bomb

[@skeletonplayingatrumpet]

2:09 In Finnish They Are Called Muumi(s).

[@aquawoelfly]

5:50 I remember at 20ish having to explain to teens (at hs/college youth group) that the cute dog in the church parking lot was a coyotes, not a German shepherd mix

[@aaronoconnor193]

4:20 or to achieve terrible mental health

[@caydenm1989]

11:08 love how you read that wrong twice then proceeded to ask why people can't type right...