r/woooosh Top Posts of All Time [4]

[@MinimiMax]

There was such a huge missed opportunity there! When that one guy said "Can someone explain inch high knees?", the reply should have been the joke explained in Chinese.

[@Real_Finessa]

MinimiMax wooiooooow you are absolutely right

[@carbonatedArsonist]

“英寸高膝”聽起來像“中國人”。 (google translated)

[@schmoozingkaboodle5405]

How did I not see that....Doh (I am wearing a r/wooosh proof vest)

[@carbonatedArsonist]

*whooshes at your knees*

[@schmoozingkaboodle5405]

I will invent the r/wooosh proof body stocking & car for the mobile dumbass.

[@Xolaeth]

"What's next, John Smith invented chewing?" This triggers me so much. We all know that chewing was invented by John Chewing in 1645 when he tried to bite twice at the same time.

[@lesfa3929]

Yea, john smith invented smithing when he tried to make a pointy metal using melted metal, water and a hammer.

[@etaidade3983]

I knew this was a joke, but my dumdass actually tried to bite twice, and now my mouth is redder.

[@dorkle9085]

@Lifeasitgoeson ok

[@fatquickscope4150]

@Lifeasitgoeson fucking boomers in the comments again

[@Ze_eT]

@Lifeasitgoeson ok boomer

[@discduderules]

They named a 36 year old continent after a 7.5million year old song

[@joaomoraes8644]

How is the song 7.5 million year old if the world is only 2k years old?

[@overwatchclipscentral4610]

@@joaomoraes8644 Illuminati confirmed

[@mariafe7050]

João Moraes No, the world is 4.5 billion years old.

[@discduderules]

maria fe R/wooosh

[@mariafe7050]

-Zane- Discduderules on PSN You actually fell for the bait?

[@chimera441]

Thomas running invented running by trying to jog twice at the same time. The one who walked twice at the same time was Markus Jogger, in 1833, in which he invented the concept of jogging.

[@cherrydrip]

Nah man Markus jogger tried to run half as much

[@winterwilde6153]

Walking was invented by Timothy Step, who tried to step twice at the same time.

[@BotanRiceKandy]

I feel so informed!

[@classyglassy2035]

I think my favorite part of this is that it implies that running predated jogging.

[@demonghost6361]

TriforceofCourage 1203 I know this is completely satire, but I have to..... *r/woooosh*

[@irregular1430]

Guys what if they’re so in on the joke, they’re able to make it look like they aren’t, and WE are the r/whoosh

[@buzzballs888]

IrRegular **xfiles music**

[@Glassesgirl2002]

i like to believe that this theory is true

[@merkhayes8437]

IrRegular whoooooosh

[@errorgomez6657]

Whoosshed

[@FleetwoodDevelopments]

Oh shit

[@olivermarr5017]

Ye eat some bread Ye eat some rice Thomas Running tried to walk twice

[@gx_0213]

John Sitting tried to squat twice

[@gayfurry5287]

Ray Dying tried to rest twice

[@shining_zvezdy]

@@gx_0213 Yes we do

[@jorbore1413]

John Blinking tried to wink twice

[@matteussilvestre8583]

I feel like a lot of whooooshees also end up in r/iamverysmart

[@joshuazane3210]

Matteus Silvestre They both have the central theme of people who aren't quite as clever as they think they are.

[@KentuckyWallChicken]

I’d say there’s some who just legitimately miss the jokes that would never rub their intelligence in your face. I’ve definitely wooshed before in real life and on the Internet.

[@johnnymacaroni9738]

one of first ones was a niceguy as well

[@JasonYost]

Or r/whiteknighting Basically stupid people will be stupid

[@magicavocado6528]

I wonder if it's prequel or a sequel

[@aaaaagh-thegoat]

My wife can be Waluigi for $5? I’m up for it

[@RedL39]

we all are

[@dr.altoclef9255]

That’s a really fair price.

[@Omnibushido-]

Hi iron man I farted

[@python1972]

Is that waluigi one implying Waluigi isn't attractive, cute or loyal? BLASPHEMY

[@megara83]

what a lie

[@thejestersmassacre]

*cracks knuckles* *"it's wah time."*

[@catlamp9894]

Of course he isn't! He ascends such adjectives, and has attained perfection

[@LadyBloodyWrists]

WAAAHSPHEMY!!!

[@jimpickens4]

I would just pay the 3 dollars for a girl who just acts like Waluigi, that'd be a hoot.

[@socialus5689]

Eat some bread. Eat some rice. Thomas running. Tried to walk twice.

[@gracekatz4979]

Socialus my mother sang me to sleep with this rhyme.

[@user-vf3cb7vk8z]

Could post this on r/boottoobig but you'd have to change it to roses are red, eat some rice, Thomas running tried to walk twice. You'd get like 4 likes which is something to be proud of.

[@Clouditivity]

Очень добрый парень even one is exciting.

[@user-vf3cb7vk8z]

Post stuff before you go to bed at night in a bunch of communities and you'll get some comments which will make you feel good about yourself in the morning.

[@zaphodflys]

Can I have this on a t shirt thanks

[@lilaxeree3621]

Humans: *are slow* Some human: what if we go *faster*

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

It's been a year, Sorrow, where is the full version of the Cottoneye Fireflies mashup?

[@vitoscaletta9934]

Boomurai he just did

[@Nicole-yk4vx]

It's been two years now.. I'm losing hope

[@qzoid3060]

i would like, but 420 likes.

[@clowneyess2306]

Almost 3 years now very sad I don’t think we’re getting our cotteneye joe remix

[@janelle9492]

@@clowneyess2306 well he did say he was going to capitalize on the cotton eyed joeke market, maybe it's time for our full version

[@alexgoman3556]

Waluigi is the most oppressed man in society

[@KentuckyWallChicken]

Alex G Amen

[@prestonsteimel1907]

still an assist trophy...

[@lorettabes4553]

#WaluigiForSmash!

[@Claego]

*we live in a society*

[@cyndaquil5157]

honestly I'm just sad we didn't get botw Zelda :(

[@awesomesofar5963]

now im paranoid every comment is a joke i don't get and i'm can get wooshed from every direction.

[@Ramseas119]

woooosh

[@pavloverboy]

wooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@water4204]

Woooooooosh

[@djayden4661]

Is it me or did a joke fly over your head

[@lulashlyn728]

Isaiah Hykes *ITS TIME TO STOP*

[@captainjack9341]

Sitting was invented in 1734 by George Sitting when he tried to squat twice at the same time

[@VFG204]

s p o o k i f i e d Sitting is in our DNA, nobody invented it. What’s next, Thomas Running invented running?

[@captainjack9341]

Obviously, Thomas running invented running. What's next, John breathing invented breathing?

[@VFG204]

s p o o k i f i e d Breathing is in our DNA, nobody invented it. What’s next, Albert Hearing invented hearing?

[@BLUEBOYS41]

IMEW Hearing is in our dna what's next liam exististing invented existing

[@VFG204]

MARK KENYON Existing is the reason we are here today. What’s next, Chucky Vision invented vision when he tried to use his two ball-shaped-like contraptions on his face?

[@imdoneplus]

That “Cotton Eye Joe”/“Firefly” thing actually made my soul break. It was vaguely the same feeling as falling down the stairs ass first but it was cold. Like if ASMR and a breaking a bone had a baby.

[@margo-sophiehawkins978]

Brenden Barnett This comment is what Edgar Allen Poe would write if he were a modern teenager. P.S: are u okay

[@imdoneplus]

Margo-Sophie Hawkins I’ll take that as a complement. And it’s touch and go on the regular, but thanks for checking. 😉

[@deadly_bread]

I’ve repeated the Thomas Running fact to almost everyone I’ve met

[@FutureDeep]

Repeat it twice at the same time to invent something amazing.

[@phantomphool]

THAT WAS YOU WHO FUCKING SAID THAT

[@phantomphool]

Alex Becotte FUCK YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

[@Countdownsmiles]

And the ryhme too from now on right?

[@deadly_bread]

CountdownSmiles Oh of course

[@Macconator2010]

"Throw this one back in the water boys we've got ourselves a city slicker" lmao

[@otffolks6726]

Pycrete 😂

[@noot-noot3397]

i don't get it

[@connorkostner8248]

^ r/whoosh

[@brettvv7475]

SorrowTV is in top 3 funniest channels on the ol' YubTubs, IMO.

[@vidalgarner4872]

The whoosh is on YOU

[@GoesByJ]

Drowning was invented in 1683 by Aldrin Drowning when he tried to be a fish.

[@yeppe9855]

No, thats not true!! Are you thick!?!?

[@GoesByJ]

Yeppe idk if your kidding so you do t get a woooosh this time. Lucky lol

[@1assassyn]

So smart

[@yeppe9855]

i watching a video about missing jokes. Of course i’m serious.

[@benslater3588]

+DJayden the video could help you with that

[@allistrata]

Actually, Greg Chew invented chewing in 1845 when he tried to drink a head of cauliflower and nearly choked to death.

[@aretidiatireitai7859]

How dare you forget about dredd drink? THIS MAN DIED FOR YOUR RUGHT TO DRANK WETER

[@luluazhal5565]

what john smith did invent was smithing, when he tried to heat metal twice

[@crystalk5298]

Wooshing at 30 miles per hour is calming and soft. Being wooshed at 30 miles per hour is aggravating and painful

[@ravioliformuoli2769]

You acctualy cant get whooshed at 30mph since it isnt a real thing

[@ravioliformuoli2769]

@@ruinzplays7196 r/whooooooosh

[@sydneytaylor8128]

What is this woosh thing... seems childish and inappropriate to me 😞

[@ravioliformuoli2769]

@@sydneytaylor8128 cant tell if ur being serious

[@sydneytaylor8128]

Static_Image woooosh

[@JustinY.]

Dude, I always knew you were a spiritual lyrical miracle individual, and that intro just cemented that fact.

[@robeplayer370]

Justin Y. Wyd

[@shockout2020]

Justin Y. Fuck you

[@Shadow-876]

Justin Y. *generic OMG YOU'RE EEVERRYWHEEEERREEE comment*

[@deeznuts7415]

Justin Y. Stop

[@KookiesNolly]

I'm starting to believe​ that you don't have a life and spend literally every minute of your existence on youtube

[@aitusai]

" I know drowning is breathing in water" *Y O U D O N ' T S A Y*

[@SonWafBeats]

@@katelyncarson422 i Think you dont understand the joke of the pointless spaces

[@stargirlsasch6096]

I actually don’t understand the joke

[@chezborgr1117]

a q u a m a n

[@chezborgr1117]

@@stargirlsasch6096 u cant breathe in water unless u have a water breathing potion xd also r/whoooosh

[@chezborgr1117]

@@JoelNTerry ok

[@thorz.7335]

Yeah I'm cool: C- my O-mom O-and L-dad -are -getting -a -divorce

[@nicknickell4785]

@Amunition amen to that

[@shinymimikyu169]

@@andrewguthrie2415 change your user. It embarasses people.

[@marlenejohnson1599]

B u T t H a T s N o T h O w Y o U S P e l c O 0 l

[@ilikeboms6233]

Amunition thank you that’s wha5 I thought

[@chezborgr1117]

@Amunition r/whooosh

[@oom-3262]

oh wait those guys did not get the joke!

[@jayzenitram9621]

I don't get it

[@Nicky_64]

Jay Zenitram I don't get it either

[@zachsnyder4312]

OOM- 32 Wait what do you mean? I don’t... I don’t understand!

[@arikdenmark4824]

I was waiting for someone to say duh 😂😂

[@pureslowmotion2918]

Wait wut

[@jgsh8062]

"But where do you get the oxygen?" the O'Haire Air Delivery Service

[@Skypost4ever]

That joke, I say we should let it die.

[@thelastpizzaroll8190]

Actually, O'Hare Air is fictional.It was made up in the Lorax. The fact that the US has dumb fucks out there like you is outrageous. This is why we need Democrats to take charge and change the education systems for good.

[@rickharper4533]

Nightmare V u ain't gonna double woosh someone with that

[@coreylineberry8557]

@@thelastpizzaroll8190 You sir... Just got wooshed.

[@thelastpizzaroll8190]

@@coreylineberry8557 @Rick Harper Either this guy is gonna triple woosh me, or he actually got double wooshed. I'm gonna assume it's the ladder.

[@madelinemachin4334]

I miss you Sorrow. Your spontaneous singing always gave me life.

[@Jason-wt2vx]

maaaan we need the full song 0:15 isnt enough

[@gabphin136]

No we don't need a full song

[@obese_microwave]

Gabphin 136 yes we do

[@JaCaBrA144]

We do

[@doctorwitch.5548]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4C8i5Sfeb9qeK8 The original is just as good, especially with all the crack involved

[@ripcondones]

Doctor Witch. Someone said it was about STDs so umm

[@ccze7963]

Breathing was invented 1672 when Peter breath tried eat air

[@gdvenom8727]

What??? Breathing has been a thing. For ages

[@EsotErikka]

@@gdvenom8727 whoosh

[@gdvenom8727]

R/woosh

[@troxxlbeat890]

GD Venom wooosh ception at its point

[@hollodollo4771]

Tried to

[@APumpkinJess]

Who said Waluigi isn’t the perfect girl?!

[@joshuazane3210]

1/10... Would smash. 😥

[@APumpkinJess]

Joshua Zane he’d be screaming *WAH* in passion at you, just remember that now

[@yeeyeeyeeyee1270]

11/10 would smash

[@silaskryger6204]

π/10 Would smash

[@thoet7270]

ThatKidCalledJess Smash Brothers

[@coffeeaddict5014]

IS NO ONE MENTIONING HIS BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE

[@horseluver4ever623]

You learn to accept that everyone recognizes it and moves on. At least in my experience.

[@callofthewild9175]

Let someone demand he stop singing, again, then everyone will be talking about it. I'm new to the channel, so I give him love for his singing every chance I get. He really should record some of his covers and parodies. I think they're brilliant.

[@kaysea04]

skkfsdj 0:26 had me q u a k i ng

[@TheGoowolf]

That was a fantastic joke you told!

[@coffeeaddict5014]

Yergo no u

[@murtymcfly]

"you cannot beleive your eyes," "THE NEXT TIME IT MOVES IT DIES."

[@Schnuppa]

this is either slimecicle joke or he used someone else’s joke and either way i love this comment

[@murtymcfly]

@@Schnuppa hence the quotes, I shan't steal a joke

[@justasmltwngir1732]

@@Schnuppa beautiful

[@kileharvey]

Happy father's day, dad

[@veridian4433]

Waluigi is the sexiest beast out there

[@djayden4661]

Um Waluigi is a human -_-

[@samaritan3712]

DJayden r/woooosh

[@djayden4661]

r/woooosh

[@samaritan3712]

f r i c c

[@water4204]

@@samaritan3712 did you just cuss on my *CHRISTIAN ROBLOX SERVER*

[@aguirreysaharreanoguezleon9559]

i love how at 3:12 the guy doesn't even acknowledge that he said country instead of continent

[@cell0162]

Yeah, I'm Awesome. A Hold W On S Whats O An M Acronym E Again

[@jaysonklein6018]

E I dunno.

[@luigiboy72]

I might get wooshed, but did you forgot the E after the W? Oh wait, I'm so dumb, there's supposed to be an X after the W...

[@cell0162]

@@luigiboy72 wow good use of the woooosh shield

[@jaysonklein6018]

@@luigiboy72 spoilers, I was the 2nd E... I decided to chill out, venture past the awesome, explore all possibilities, and find myself, beyond the awesome. You could say... I'm an Ə, now.

[@cell0162]

@@jaysonklein6018 AAAYYYY

[@qualifiedginger2451]

Toto : Africa Europe : The Final Countdown Asia : The Heat of the Moment The 80’s were when continents were most popluar

[@qualifiedginger2451]

*Popular* My lord

[@FutureDeep]

I prefer the music they made before they broke up.

[@nickrustyson8124]

CDB In America

[@robotraider]

England is my continent

[@Jun-Kyard]

husbando rando yes - Roundabout : EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY

[@Pasloe.]

Even if I got a thousand dollars to make a girl, I'd choose the Waluiginess

[@redsharp2]

Nintender Well why would you choose anything else? Waluigi encompasses all.

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Red Sharp not me

[@redsharp2]

fnaf Rea He surrounds us, penetrates us. He is the life force of all

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Red Sharp but i don't like purple

[@leleled6467]

fanf Rea SHUT UP AND LET'S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOGETHER!

[@Simon-dx7fs]

Actually, they had electricity in 1507, it was just not in colour

[@DirectorTaffy]

Oooh makes sense now

[@klondike3112]

No they didn't, you fucking moron! They didn't even have internet back then!

[@Simon-dx7fs]

Closet Extrovert if they didn't have internet, how did they have Facebook then? Checkmate, round-earther

[@klondike3112]

If the earth is flat, why is the Bible’s cover flat?!

[@prewartomatoes]

makes sense

[@papertiger4525]

“You eat some bread, you eat some rice Thomas Running tried to walk twice” honestly killed me

[@ugh1230]

no

[@d1sasteroid]

yo so are we just gonna ignore Sorrow’s *smooth ass run* at 0:26 ? is that happening??

[@amysaysbye]

came here to make sure someone had pointed it out thank u

[@alukewarmbowlofcereal922]

Oddly enough he has got a really nice voice

[@chillaxer8273]

sweetlyjen best singing ive ever heard dont talk to me

[@raggedymuffinz]

He should legitimately do full covers. Pretty much every song he does at the start or end of a video I wish there was a full version of, because his voice is so good, I usually like them more than the originals.

[@stellaburnett2984]

He's just super talented in the whole voice department. He can sing, do like 10 million different accents and voices, and just generally has a smooth talking voice.

[@binkyt11]

*Woooooosh ooooonnn meeeeeee* *(Woosh on Me)* *Woooooosh meeeeeee ooooonnn* *(Woosh on Me)* *I WAAAAAAAAS WROOOOONG* *SO GOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOU-*

[@binkyt11]

Because I can't edit the damn thing now: 9:48

[@MrEvilSerpentProject]

i read that to the tune of Lose Yourself. Edit: I'm an idiot, that's White Wedding.

[@lucylu6320]

Thankyou

[@kushkungvivo744]

MrEvilSerpentProject *corrects you*

[@whatabeautifulduwang9603]

Perfect.

[@Thinzy]

Hit me with them vocal chords~

[@benciccarelli9870]

It's Thinzy actually it’s spelled “pizza rolls”

[@nickkohlmann]

Big Bang Ben _Or is it?_

[@Shrekmaster-qc4ly]

Thanos: “I have all the stones. I can say it now...” Black panther: “n- n- NO!” Thanos: “NIIIII-“ black panther: *disintegrates to magenta*

[@nataliascalpel8893]

RIP

[@NorthSmile8089]

*I am the 69th like, respect my newfound power*

[@lowtetrisbeatbox965]

@@NorthSmile8089 no

[@hyperionrobit3090]

1:47 When the joke goes so far over your head you get launched into space by a volcano

[@ItsARandomDragon]

Oh look! A random volcano under me!! Wait.... NOOOOO! DONT WHOOOSH, I DONT HAVE A SPACESUIT! when i have the spacesuit i can go to the ISS

[@hoodyFPS]

um how would a volcano launch you into space? Don’t you mean a rocket? (Can you explain the wish at like 9:50

[@catmanh2o257]

WizardBenGaming because JoJo, that’s why. Ya see you take the perfect being, fight it on a volcano, and through the power of deus ex machina, an eruption so huge happens that it sends you to space.

[@hyperionrobit3090]

*CUT THE BULLSHIT, ONE NAMED JOJO!* that is a real jojo quote

[@rudecrok4734]

*AYAYA...*

[@funnyperson4027]

I’m spending $5 to get me a girl like waluigi, no regrets

[@billyash5112]

me too

[@puppypawpwrint]

Davis Flesher waluigi Big girl

[@pavloverboy]

Here I am.

[@water4204]

@Sharkboy1006 did you just cuss on my *CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER*

[@scottd426]

wow lurn some math heck isn't even a sware wurd idoit

[@Hello--There]

Guys I just sold my baby for a happy meal

[@derpyderpdederp620]

*NOT CLICK BAIT* *GONE SEXUAL*

[@meirfivenight3442]

HelloThere are you serious? A happy meal is only a couple bucks. U shud be in jail.

[@derpyderpdederp620]

r/woosh

[@sijio9718]

DerpyDerpDeDerp r/whoosh

[@derpyderpdederp620]

r/instantregret

[@krayuneter]

8:45 sold my baby for a happy meal That’s amazing

[@OpexNexus]

The woooosh meta is evolving. People are purposefully joking about not getting the joke, wooooshing the people who correct them. Its only a matter of time before counter-wooooshing becomes so complex, we will no longer be able to comprehend it at all.

[@animalloverrr2000]

Chris Myers lmao I'm dead

[@Tristan1062]

They forgot about Shrek 1.5 where lord farquads ghost kidnaps Fiona. This isn’t a joke. It’s a real thing. Came with those old red and blue 3D glasses.

[@connorspiker6247]

Shrek 5 is supposed to come out 2019

[@personwhoisnotknownasright4279]

Connor Spiker shhh

[@puppypawpwrint]

ghostly fox do you even understand what AcRoNymS are?

[@draggyscalie6494]

I remember I used to watch it all the time but I never had to watch it with 3D glasses

[@nightcollapse]

I watched that once, its a forgotten legend

[@123-k5o7f]

Do people not understand acronyms A Words C Vertically R that O correlate N with Y what M they

[@winterbliss4459]

aaaa

[@Mothman-185]

Bu11yHuNt3r777 thanks for clearing that up!

[@thepolarpotato7025]

thats not even a fucking acronym lol ur so dumb

[@JamisOrr32]

+Kai Lee whoooosh

[@thepolarpotato7025]

Kai Lee woooooosh

[@MC-fz3od]

1:38 Okay, but why does Joseph Joestar sound like Solid Snake?

[@MC-fz3od]

Hnnngh, Stroheim, I'm trying to fight these Pillar Men but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my hamon-infused cheeks helped Kars achieve his perfect form

[@denyeazadini]

The sad but apparent truth is that sorrow doesn't, or at least didn't, have any what a jojo is

[@atlasbutnotthetitan393]

@@MC-fz3od this is the best thing I've ever read lmao

[@johnf.kennedy7683]

When are you releasing your album though, Sir?

[@matthewlong7530]

Wellllllllllllllll I'm pretty sure SorrowTV doesn't have an album.

[@ejsjbfbwsbeub6691]

Matthew Long r/whoosh

[@chevychelios4672]

lmao, SorrowTV should feature this on the next r/woooosh video!

[@corebroth8793]

But...but wait You’re mfing John f Kennedy wat Why tho

[@plague3036]

even if Matthew was being sarcastic, there's still a whoosh in this comment section, and so I'm happy

[@paulcolson7067]

I love when people get whoooshed on r/jokes, you are literally on the subreddit DEDICATED to jokes.

[@Centzzzz]

Waluigi x Fireflies

[@kieyvsquared6817]

CenTz You would not believe your eyes🎵 If Waluigi dated 10 million fireflies.

[@theodosiabartowprevost9442]

Lit up the Waluigi as I fell off a cliff

[@lonelyburrito4664]

You will not believe your eyes, Waluigi x fireflies

[@revolvingworld2676]

You would not believe your ass If Waluigi got in smash

[@saxgarcon6867]

You Wah! Not believe your eyes, If Wah!-million fireflies, Lit up the Wah! as I fell asleep. As they’d fill up the open Wah! And leave Wah!-drops everywhere, You’d think me rude, but I would just Wah! and... stare. I’d like to make myself believe, That Planet Wah! turns slowly It’s hard to stay awake when I’d Wah!-ther be asleep, Cause everything is ever as it Wah!-s... As Waluigi falls asleep.

[@rasheyn]

8:01 The sequel for Detroit: Become Human trailer

[@SgtByrd93]

Honestly, Sorrow is one of the best KZbinrs out here at the moment, a lot of people do reddit videos but none like him

[@thefluffyoctopus5543]

I know, his voice is so unique. His humour is very unique too, he adds extra bits that acually onto the post and his singing is the best. 👌

[@iansarmiento23]

"How do you get oxygen?" Water: H2O There it is...

[@novadeathstar9961]

literally been sitting here for so long trying to figure that one out

[@tsundilemma9952]

I'm still wooshed help haha XD

[@EsmenettaRien]

Missed me with that wooosh

[@iansarmiento23]

H2O is 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part *oxygen*

[@BLUEBOYS41]

No way thats the joke im a dumbasd

[@emo7966]

Nah John Chewing invented chewing when half of his family almost died while eating bread without water.

[@independencewoofa2757]

oedipus rex omg you are all so dumb these people arent real stop trying to get likes

[@36ksubswithnovideochalleng81]

I know that's a joke echoing nice try tho.

[@iamafanofmanythings3973]

1:39 I watched this video before I watched jojo and now I'm watching it again like months later and I'm like "heyyyyyyyyyyyy that's a jojo thing" It's weird how it was in LITERALLY EVERYTHING i looked at and i didn't even know what it was

[@avzarathustra6164]

*za warudo*

[@door9520]

That was the exact same case for me

[@jofreeman2518]

Same

[@123-k5o7f]

If I reply to any of these comments I feel like I'm being wooshed

[@chezborgr1117]

attac bac with a wosh

[@ThatOneLeek]

Haha

[@thegoatcarnival]

Nice

[@Badbadtoby827]

@@chezborgr1117 kkk

[@Vioioioio]

@@Badbadtoby827 kool kids klub

[@stinkynorsk5883]

*breaks down door* I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

[@So-xy1vs]

All the way from London? *DAAAAMN*

[@mmerfyy]

Never gonna be president now

[@alienboy4099]

I'm not here for you

[@ticklepickles]

Maria Ivanov Yes

[@santiagosenaguerra4059]

Angelica, thank God, someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do.

[@Typi]

I tried breathing under water for the rest of my life like that one guy said, but I died. What did I do wrong?

[@avro205]

Breathing doesn't have to be oxygen. You can breathe nitrogen too. Just about anything.

[@hyuka9544]

The chemical formula of water is H2O basically means that water contains 2 atoms of Hydrogen and 1 atom of Oxygen. Therefore in theory if there is oxygen there is the possibility of breathing underwater meaning we have the choice to live underwater for the rest of our life.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Uh, if you died, how are you writing this?

[@splicerbabe]

You held it for the rest of your life so you did fine

[@maisn6848]

Maiyu I hope you realize that what you're doing isn't fooling ANYONE! You're only trying to make everyone scared that you hurt yourself, but I guess THAT backfired, huh? Nothing like a bit of private investigator experience (requires attending LAW SCHOOL, not like you would know what that is anyway) to call someone's bluff. Nothing personnel kid. By the way, I have an I.Q. of 147, so don't even TRY to argue with me about who's right or wrong, considering I've NEVER lost an argument. See ya later, inferior scum.

[@funnytine]

1:37 I never noticed that was a JoJo reference Big brain boi over here

[@monkomonkulus]

*Y E S*

[@CherrygroveCity]

It's funny how Sorrow uploaded on Fathers Day and we'll Sorrow is father if you know what I mean

[@squeakydeedsdonesoapclean3719]

Woosh

[@benciccarelli9870]

weeesh

[@nickkohlmann]

wuuuush

[@williamhicks714]

waaaaash

[@DeathGripsIsOffline696]

They got wooshed so hard that their comment disappeared.

[@DamyonsMusicHut]

>On first date "Oh wow, you look great. I'm glad you came dressed." 'WAH' "Huh?" 'YOU HEARD ME' 'WALUIGI TIME'

[@winterlarsime9938]

Are they saying that Waluigi isn't attractive by that scale? Smh the perfect girl is $305, acts like Waluigi, looks like Waluigi, and is attractive because of it.

[@12woodsteps]

0:53 I like how this implies that not only can you only afford Waluigi to be your girlfriend, but he won't be loyal. Waluigi is a compulsive cheater

[@GlennOrSomething]

Your singing voice is superb 👌🏾 “Never stop don’t believing” - Gandhi

[@syntheticat-3]

Glenn Bracy uhh... I'm pretty sure Ghandi didn't say that?? Try again buddy

[@trainerorange8483]

Whoosh

[@trainerorange8483]

Sophie Mogg meta whoosh

[@lucasw3121]

“The Internet is a place for lies.” -Abraham Lincoln, 1492

[@costcotheballer8171]

Believen't

[@ProdbyIIInfinite]

JESUS CHRIST your voice acting is on point.

[@premonition5508]

Yes i murder M - Return U - My R - Library D - Books E -on time R -

[@RandyRandomson]

10,000 subs. 1 Video you forgot the R tho

[@premonition5508]

Ur tryna woosh me replying to a joke which people get wooshed on all the time in a wooosh video

[@otffolks6726]

10,000 subs. 1 Video You guys have great acronym

[@Simon-ps3oj]

That's not how acronyms work *Read more*

[@Eymologymentality]

Yes, I smoke Weed. W- Turn E- Away E- All of D- the drugsezz.

[@ihaveaname699]

1:37 You eat some bread!🎶 You eat some rice!🎶 Thomas Running tried to walk twice!🎶 Thomas Running... uhhhhhhhhhh raaaaaaaaaan to tooooooooown🎶

[@iamhamburgerz3005]

Like the video for Sorrow to make a cover of Africa by Toto.

[@noobnibbler88]

I_Am_Hamburgerz Oh boy I have good news for you

[@puredenizen]

I_Am_Hamburgerz Uhh the song is by Weezer not Toto...

[@gabrieljunod6617]

Vapourcup uhhhhh.... actually, Toto made the song in 1982. Weezer covered it because of the persistent twitter profile, which was made just to get Weezer to cover Africa.

[@iamhamburgerz3005]

r/woooosh

[@gabrieljunod6617]

I_Am_Hamburgerz r/woooosh.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

1:40 is that... No it can’t be

[@Jun-Kyard]

Pajamapants Jack Joseph noestar

[@ryancontreras771]

Its my reference to Johnathan Joestar's Peculiar Voyage!

[@ld1844]

Pajamapants Jack it is a ...

[@DannyPJezz]

Obi-wan Kenobi In 2018 we have indeed seen a yare yare dazenture

[@gleeblerealness]

TheRedNinja hey weird question but because of your profile pic... who do you ship in mha

[@adon7843]

4:49 *as someone Chinese, I almost died*

[@grevohsdraws1925]

Adonyan Slimez What does it say? PLEASE TELL ME!?!

[@adon7843]

你的髌骨尺寸为2.54厘米 just means your patella measures 2.54 centimeters, I just died of the pronunciation

[@Mr.Mosquito89]

@@adon7843 Frankly I'm impressed he even sounded as good as he did, Chinese is a scary language to US speakers.

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

@@Mr.Mosquito89 The tones were ungodly incorrect. The constiants and vowels are mostly correct though

[@primitivecereal]

Mr Mosquito I’ve been taking Chinese for a while and I’m still garbage.

[@LuckySketches]

I always thought 3:06 would've been funnier if it was a picture of South America.

[@egglord7736]

7:49 When I hear that high pitched "iiiiiii" My face lights up

[@egglord7736]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm pretty sure a face can't light up, where is your light source ??

[@chippydippy1530]

DontDreadOnDrew Forget to switch accounts?

[@egglord7736]

No that was kind of the point

[@homelessparty8994]

wooosh

[@egglord7736]

Panther Pryde I WOOOOSHED SOMEONE ON THE FUCKING WOOSH VIDEO

[@ryancontreras771]

1:38 Feels good that I'm in this video and the top post on r/woooosh

[@elundertaker1426]

Congratulations

[@prxnce6588]

Ya'boi

[@mylifeisameme8656]

TheRedNinja Good jojoke tho :^)

[@Misfitxoxo]

was the picture oc?

[@Oyasumi05]

I don't understand it

[@sinom]

5:07 I kinda expected that but there are people who need to get that answered cause they actually don't get it.

[@SamuelBoshier]

Yeah, but that was on r/shittyaskreddit.

[@KenzieJordyn]

Sinom wait can I say it?... woooosh

[@galaxygoop]

Wooosh

[@lucylu6320]

W h o o o s h

[@sinom]

Samuel Boshier I know. that's why I expected it to be a joke like I wrote in my comment...

[@BucketOfMarbles]

I love the r/whoooosh comps because of how often the initial jokes are actually chuckle worthy

[@tianacaviera3014]

Eat some bread. Eat some rice. Thomas Running tried to walk twice.

[@HEWHOTAWNS]

The lack of people that didn’t understand the jojoke is concerning ;-;

[@maaxorus]

Koichi Litrose ...Wait wha?

[@deadlydingus1138]

KONO DIO DA!

[@whatabeautifulduwang9603]

TOKI WO TOMARE

[@floogon_gameing6987]

WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Spooky Doggo what

[@asteriavale]

you eat some bread, you eat some rice. *Thomas Running tried to walk twice*

[@normalguy8550]

1:51 I was waiting for The Rock to say "Nani" I'm disappointed

[@yo_ItsDayDay]

Dunno bout yall but waluigi is a prize in my eyes

[@buzzballs888]

Aunt Jemima a blessing

[@D3rpster]

Wah must he be this perfect

[@alexander-zg3jq]

1:52 RIP Best Jeanist

[@charliebirchall2271]

マフィン he got the kakyoin treatment

[@xSocialInsanity]

STOP

[@dylanmacias2686]

SocialInsanity ZA WARUDO

[@whatabeautifulduwang9603]

Im gonna cry pls no

[@thisisamergin498]

TAKE WO TAMAREEEEEEEE-

[@Raycifer]

0:51 #SaveWaluigi

[@dx.feelgood5825]

TinFoil TV Waluigi is my perfect girl 👌👌

[@pemegangkoencisyurga]

That 'inch high knees' part made me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cornyboi932]

Your next phrase is " is that a jojo reference"

[@chippydippy1530]

Chinês Gamer Is that a JoJo reference? ...?!

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Chinês Gamer a what

[@D3rpster]

Okay. Wow. Nice. Im done. Im going to bed. This was great. I need sleep. Its 1:30 in the morning. Good job you 2. Please help me i have a problem.

[@raccoon1369]

TheDerpster 123 u ok

[@DavionLane]

His name was goodgrief to

[@chippydippy1530]

1:38 Next you're gonna say, "Wait, why is there a JoJo reference in a Sorrow TV video?"

[@torashii]

Wait, why is there a JoJo reference in a Sorrow TV video? ...Bakana!

[@acebreakstimeandspace]

N-NANI?!

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Panther Pryde A what

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

fnaf Rea what

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Panther Pryde a what

[@limpnoodle7282]

my favourite childhood rhyme is "you eat some bread, you eat some rice, Thomas Running tried to walk twice"

[@georgistankov6855]

1:37 IS THIS A JOJO REFFERENCE?!?!?!?!?

[@axisred2301]

7:16 r/therewasanattempt To censor the names.

[@ur4niumc4t55]

is there an anti woooosh redit were they show people pointing out jokes where there is none

[@redsharp2]

Atom 64 MAKE IT NOW YOU FUCKING GENIOUS. CALL IT HSOOOW.

[@rainsparks29]

I want this

[@emilerios6635]

instead of hsooow ( cuz its kinda confusing to the few with shrunken brains ) just do r/crickets or r/tumbleweeds

[@whatyoulookinfor]

| |I || |_

[@Schenkel101]

r/hsoooow

[@jak9926]

Damn you can sing really well actually

[@linnmagnusson5901]

Been following you for a year, still amazed by your singing voice!

[@linnmagnusson5901]

@@johnpetty9459 I can't tell if you're serious or not😂

[@TherealHK-47]

I like you. You seem like a nice person

[@Eeter26]

1:38 oh my god they put joseph joestar in the thing

[@raelforke4510]

Holy shit is that a Jojo’s reference

[@captainmalice]

Nobody cares

[@Eeter26]

I hate kids with anime profile pics WRYYYYYYYYYYY

[@gavinthacher1111]

Your next line is

[@Jun-Kyard]

I hate kids with anime profile pics fuck off then

[@risris.18]

1:45 not only doesn't understand the joke, but also doesn't understand the jojo reference

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Larissa A what

[@cms3816]

fnaf Rea there’s an anime called jojo’s bizarre adventure. But I don’t get the joke either, but I’ve only seen like 4 episodes.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

C. Matt Scott The joke is Joseph Joestar can predict what youre saying next, instead of saying what the Guy is thinking he just answered his question before he gets to ask him.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

fnaf Rea what

[@jakecummings1318]

Seriously

[@tylerh.4422]

I’m telling the Thomas walked twice story to my children.

[@D3rpster]

Dwight Shrute NOT IF YOU DONT HAVE THEM!!! *stab*

[@connorspiker6247]

Well I'm telling Michael

[@aidancottrill226]

Identity theft is not a joke!

[@laravincent5659]

Ok but we need to talk about how well 'Cotton Eye Joe' fits with the tune of 'Fireflies'