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[@TheLexikitty]

Look if you can see better than me and you manage to park your car in your living room, you’re a worse driver than me, a legally blind person.

[@ragdude7323]

Lexi! your my second favourite (sorry)

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

@@ragdude7323 HERETIC!!! She's Tied with Robin for First! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@alastor-dealmaker]

Agreed

[@rapogirl1391]

​@@HappilyHomicidalHooliganALSO A HERETIC! Lexi, Jack, and Robin are all tied for First!

[@meddler-gz1ks]

@@rapogirl1391 the correct opinion

[@redfailhawk]

Hank Green has a good point. My entire reasoning for Zillow visits is for Sims 3 inspiration.

[@m3g_h4n]

I’m glad others are still playing sims 3 💪

[@MaximNightFury]

The houses on there look like they're done in the Sims 3

[@mangaanimefan3089]

I didn't know Hank Green was diagnosed with cancer! Well, yes, definitely rooting for him to beat it. Absolutely.

[@valatrix711]

Yeah I only use it to laugh and occasionally for Sims 4

[@RainbyFIN]

9:21 "I'm really passionate about homes because I'm never gonna get to have one" I relate big time but wow, the way you can hear his broken soul when he says it. Hang in there, fellow rent apartment occupant

[@brianmylesrothstein7660]

Big mood

[@Kyman102]

Okay, yeah, no, I totally get ya with that castle. Like, fuck it, this rich fuck didn't go for a tacky McMansion, they went "Screw it, I'm making a literal castle with bridges and buttresses and everything" and I can respect that.

[@Xudmud]

I didn't think I needed Robyn being the Gordon Ramsay of interior decorating, but now I kinda need this.

[@vwgirl]

Man. When I was selling my house my agent had me remove all the personality out. So afraid it would scare off buyers. Sold in 8 days and the buyers were pissed when they found out all the stuff I gave away. The scary stuff... sugar skulls. The tiles on the front porch I refused to paint over is why they bought it. A line of different sugar skulls. They said the second they saw it, they said sold🤷‍♀️. They even asked me to leave the zombie garden gnomes.

[@jaysea5939]

Oh gosh it sounds like your house had amazing personality, frigging agents taking all the fun away

[@kiiturii]

@@jaysea5939 tbf the agent was probably right lol. Pure chance someone was into the same things

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

5:30 Yes they did need to remove the tree... Tree roots typically spread out 50% MORE than the canopy (branches and leaves) diameter... So if your tree has a canopy of 30 feet, the roots will spread 45 feet out... The pictured tree is right beside the foundation...it's WAY to freaking close to the house to be safe, it WILL eventually cause damage to the foundations that will be VERY expensive to fix...

[@ihatesansseriffonts]

Thank you, that’s what I was thinking too

[@bellablue5285]

As well as plumbing hookups, of the house was tied into a system

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

And here I was, worried about the tree eventually falling over onto the house. Heck, a decent size branch can considerable damage to the roof.

[@stanleyhape8427]

I think it also looks better without the tree.

[@foreveryoung424]

I was thinking "One big old hurricane and that tree is send flying into the roof with being that close" BUT your point stands too

[@ZFairVII]

Through Zillow's realm, Robin did roam, discovering listings that struck a poetic tone, homes with stories, both joyous and bittersweet, stirring his emotions with every beat.

[@ianhenson-zy9yh]

love the rhyme

[@ozzdrake9335]

Am I the only one that really wants to see the "Crap on my House" EmKay edition? I would watch Every. Single. Episode! This needs to happen

[@thundercatq259]

I would watch the "robin insults your home" show.

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

As a book hoarder, I have to begrudgingly respect the bookcase house.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Me to. Even if I rarely reread my books, it's still hard for me to part with them. So, I'd love to have bookcases everywhere.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

4:00 Now THAT is my kind of house... I could fill EVERY shelf with books left over, AND I'VE READ EVERY SINGLE BOOK I OWN!!!

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

Hm, Robin's angry, but it's a fun kind of angry. It's... nice. The best part is that Robin goes on entertaining rants almost every post instead of just exasperatedly exclaiming "it doesn’t matter!" and moving on. This subreddit is a win-win for narrator and audience alike.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Round 2 of Zillow, eh? Alright, looking forward to another authentic Robin Rant about housing.

[@silvxrjae]

“robin rant” *trademark this.*

[@brianthelionman]

I guess robin needed the paycheck 🤷

[@ano1919]

@@silvxrjae I thought the same hahaha

[@henrybear2293]

Could someone tell me what the word Zillow means?

[@sovietrecyclebin]

​@@henrybear2293 it doesn't mean anything, it's just a website for selling homes.

[@charizard1802]

That house at 8:19 is straight up a resident evil mansion. Some evil pharmaceutical company experimented in there. You press the drawers wrong you’ll find the zombies.

[@A__random__nerd]

7:41 ah yes, the Gordon Ramsay of houses. Minus the helping them in the end

[@taylord6566]

5:22 The owner dropped the ball and should have put a big shrub and some flowers, but to be fair, the tree was probably removed so the roof doesn’t rot or become damaged. The roots could have also been messing with the foundation.

[@Unrealalmond]

I’m 100% on board for the show about Robin flat out insulting peoples houses 😂

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Wonder what it would be called

[@LemonColoredCrayon]

Emkay: *shows Zillow video* Me: YES GIMME THE WEIRDOS HOUSES

[@owenkellogg3130]

The castle is only $2.7 million. It has some sweetass spiral staircases inside. It's also got a ridiculously long table, which I can only hope comes with the house. I'm gonna put in an offer.

[@Nylak-Otter]

I could pay that in cash, but you'd need a whole friggin live-in staff just to maintain it. I do not want to be in charge of cleaning and repairing that nightmare!

[@Ghostfighter797]

These houses always surprise me with how bizarre they are, and I love it.

[@bluexwings]

I LOVE the one with all the book shelves! I hoard books, rocks, weird little souvenirs and vintage knickknacks. I'd love to have all that display space!

[@lingybalinka1339]

Emkay continues to try to ruin Robin's mental health

[@pippilippi]

"I'm really passionate about homes cuz I'm never gonna get to have one" that's too real and holy shit that's sad :( I fucking visibly frowned at that the world sucks man :/

[@Kimichitsuzuku]

I know plenty of home chefs who would kill for the bookshelf kitchen @4:03. All your cookbooks on the right! All your kitschy-themed cozy mystery books on the left! I would even pay to get glass-fronted doors on the teacup shelves on the far left!

[@Nightfire613]

I would totally be down for Robin to have an HGTV show where he just roasts the hell out of rich people’s shitty homes.

[@RiverIsAGardevoir]

Steve's Palace looks like something I would've built in the sims when I was 10 and just discovered the money cheat code

[@Zekumas]

Rich people don't decorate their own house, they pay blind people to do it for them.

[@mage1439]

Blind and tasteless.

[@jbennett3067]

The more intentional the ugliness, the more expensive it is. Just another way to flaunt wealth.

[@Dreadnought_XIII]

when your home looks like a villain from cyberpunk would live there, you truly reached "f*ck you" amounts of money

[@alpharaptor7510]

I actually really like the 70s and 80s style houses. I stayed at a house in New South Wales for a while. It was from the late 70s and slightly modified in the 80s. I miss that house.

[@retroryan838]

I like that style too. More people should like it.

[@itsybitsybosmer]

I work in mortgage lending and a huge chunk of my job revolves around snooping through Zillow photos of people's houses, and let me tell you, we do judge home decor choices. So much judgement.

[@mrfrogkingg]

The idea of Hank and Ian interacting is so funny to me for some reason

[@kami_oniisama9884]

My favorite part this episode was when he said, “I’m really passionate about home because I’m never gonna get one” that’s the most relatable statement all across the world.

[@Hundelsa]

In Sweden its common to get your house professionally styled before its photographed and put up for sale and the floor plan is always posted in the listing.

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

8:03 there's a house in my parents' city that's normal... except for its multiple turrets and bright pink and purple paint job. It looks like a barbie castle and I love it irrationally

[@tomc9453]

How many hidden cameras do you reckon Steve has trained on his bed?

[@ImDudeRandom90]

Y'all should do more vids on this subreddit. It's a breeding ground for laughter.

[@DesMuttYS]

So, I'm not big on house design, decor, renovation, or anything like that, but it seems I get annoyed at the idea of painting or covering over brick and stonework. For example, at 5;12, gray house, I didn't mind the main house being gray, but I certainly would NOT have covered up the brickwork of the garage like that. I would have tried to clean it, but left it untouched. definitely not replace it with vinyl siding. Also, at 9:25, I was annoyed as soon as Robin read out that they had painted the brickwork gray.

[@Imaslutforpuns]

This is beginning to be one of my favorites series on here keep up the good work Robin :)

[@EmKay]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@doodleproductionsyt]

6:45 'Whether or not you would think he is rich' .. he has gold bars on plates on the coffee table XD

[@sassymusic77]

I fully support your HGTV show idea - I would watch it religiously! As for the rich people with crap taste, they're all nouveau riche. Old money has far more sense, and doesn't need to plaster ostentation and brand names all over everything because they're secure in their wealth. It's usually only new money that worries about everyone acknowledging their status.

[@Nylak-Otter]

3:00 That house screams, "A woman has never stepped foot in here, and never will."

[@GeekandGlory]

Oh gosh that last house, I feel like I have seen it before in a place I use to live. Either that or one EXTREMELY similar. It was called 'the falcon's nest' and I think it was for sale. I remember my mom found it probably on Zillow and we drove by to see it from the outside. It was super cool.

[@aphermion]

2:25 The irony of wanting to give the impression to be a racing fan, while having a huge print of a Formula 1 crash. Also, if regression was a company, it'd be Ferrari. They suck ass in Formula 1. And I say this with the utmost love for the team.

[@Rosarium2007]

6:05 - I wonder if that trap door to stairs by that shower could go to a tornado shelter.

[@Khr0maEffect]

“Say hello to Grandmama. ICE EM.” - Mr. Big, Zootopia

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Brings back memories, at 2 minutes in. My grandparents owned that exact brown coffee table in the room with the green rub and the fireplace.

[@mephdlop]

@00:54 I'm almost willing to bet that's the original shag carpeting on bare floor from when this kitchen was built; probably early 70's at the height of the avocado green craze. Hell, even the chairs and majority of the appliances look like they might be original, apart from the fridge and microwave. A bona fied time capsule in this photo that reminds me of why avocado and harvest gold, along with the obsession of putting carpet EVERYWHERE, needed to die in a fire come the 80's.

[@retroryan838]

I love 70s decor like that. I love the earth tone colors that were around in that time. I would prefer homes with this style any day compared to modern houses. I’m a rare find especially considering I’m only 15. Homes like these need to be preserved instead of being changed.

[@mephdlop]

​@@retroryan838 My grandparents lived in an avocado house with the faux wood panels & shag similar to this, so I have first hand experience of the good and bad. It's something nice to look at for a while when done right, but tended to wear it's welcome out in a short span of time and was usually a nightmare to live with, especially the carpet. 70's shag carpet absorbed everything that touched it... scents, liquids from food, grease, dirt, chemicals, pee, etc... and in damp rooms it tended to grow mold/mildew within it's vast amounts of fibers. You had to have it deep cleaned on a near monthly basis to keep your house from smelling like bacon that's gone off in the kitchen, and something of a cross between a swamp and a gas station toiiet in the bathrooms. Lord help you if you had a damp basement rec room with the stuff or pets. The faux wood panels were also really easy to damage through the thin veneer and not easy to repair short of replacement. It was a trend that went into absurd gaudiness levels at the end and burned out, burning out folks along with it from the colors being used on nearly everything (appliances, cookware, walls, dishes, electronics, and such) and all the extra work to keep it all looking good. It's part of the reason why the 80's had such a tonal whiplash into light oaks and pastels. And no more carpets in certain rooms.

[@retroryan838]

0:55 I love 70s decor. More people need to like this style. I would take this any day compared to the bland nothing houses today look. I love 70s wood paneling, the seats on that table look really comfortable, the avocado cabinets and perfect. Only change would be the carpet. I could cut it in half and add authentic 70s linoleum flooring in the kitchen to make it the perfect home. Houses like this need to be preserved instead of changed.

[@rat_mikey]

I think the monochrome house would be really fun with extremely loud furniture. bright rainbow patterns n stuff.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

5:21 actually, that tree was WAY too close to the house. The roots could have grown into the foundations. There is actually a minimum distance away from the house that certain species of trees are given so that the roots, if they are wild and grow in all the directions ever, won't cause damage. At least, that's the reason we were given when our massive tree that was 14 feet away from our front porch and when our HOA demanded we replace it with a selection of trees and distance from the house, the people we talked to about buying any of them said, "no, that's too close to the home with this selection and this distance." Small edit: To prevent confusion, our massive tree was removed by us about 15 years ago, and now the HOA is saying that all front yards need a tree, but all the selections they gave are being denied by all the people we've gone to to buy them.

[@infrabread]

I would pay to watch the TV programme Robin proposed. Perhaps it could just be any rando inside a "luxury" house to see what real people think of it.

[@marthderp5586]

“I’m not consistent, I’m just stupid.” Felt that! I’ve been called out.

[@topperharley2593]

Open kitchen/live-in area became popular with the invention of fire. You cook and live in the area that is warm. Look at houses built pre-electricity, the kitchen was the largest room and had multiple fireplaces and lots of tables and benches

[@chimpgaming8290]

1:20 that home and carpet is beautiful and you shall not shame it

[@retroryan838]

I agree. I would take this style any day compared to modern decor.

[@Rae6823]

4:31 had me geeking out bc i saw Ian from Smosh and it's literally my fave yt channel right before Emkay, day=made

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

2:30 while the first two are pretty bad, I think the main room is actually quite nice

[@Soviet20]

*"Or-e-gone"* I always say it *"Ore-Gon"* *Delectably smile to myself as their face contorts into sheer confusion and a mix of anger sprinkled with disbelief.*

[@Zinervawyrm]

9:00 oh, look, it's the Backrooms!

[@mangaanimefan3089]

I'm really liking this subreddit! And I'm loving Robin's rants about the different houses! 😂

[@TheAmazingTachan]

“Robin Hates your House” is *absolutely* an HGTV show I’d watch.

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

6:21 and on - this whole place gives me that "Chinese restaurant" vibe with the yellow, gold and red.

[@fairiesandlillies3471]

I kind of want to hug that kitchen Island 😂

[@voltzythedork3886]

5:07 sounds funny but for context, watch last week tonight’s episode of HOA and this’ll turn from “funny haha what?” To “FU*K YOU ENTIRELY FOR EXISTING!”

[@simonteesdale9752]

I'm not sure why, but 2:31 feels more like an FPS map than a house to me.

[@axelprino]

8:25 that's a Resident Evil house, like it even has an underground passage to a secondary building and the weirdly conspicuous lion heads. I bet you need to find two colored gems in order to enter the study.

[@OLBICHL]

bunch of rich folks are wiping their tears with cash, all thanks to emkay... their grandchildren are gonna be complaining that their christmas cash tastes salty

[@ThisOldSkater]

You can always tell when a house is being flipped. Sells, contractor trucks parked out front for weeks, pained house gray, trim black, some white accent. Every friggin time it seems.

[@windraizou]

The gottamn CASTLE holy shit dude! If I found a CASTLE in my search for a 3bed 2bath house I would be DYING

[@AtomicArtumas]

Interestingly, if you look at properties in Europe, they're actually surprisingly common, including smaller ones that are actually pretty similar to normal houses... and surprisingly cheap. Like I remember finding one in Ireland that was only like $250k a couple years back. Solid stone castle with walls, outbuildings, etc. - Not massive, but like old upper nobility but not royalty estates.

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

As someone who was born in Washington, I also like to make people from Oregon mad. Washington sits on Oregon like its a toilet, so it's no wonder why all of the stuff we Washingtonians produce as waste, ends up in Oregon.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

4:58 YOU'RE RIGHT ROBIN, IT MAKES US MAD

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

8:15 My only objection to the Castle is it doesn't look like the Moat goes ALL they way around it and the bridges don't lift up... HOW CAN YOU KEEP THE RELIGION PEDDLERS AWAY IF THE DRAWBRIDGE IS DECORATIVE, NOT FUNCTIONAL??? You can't usually shoot them!!! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@bluesupergiant]

5:01 I like the cow tile shower as well.

[@nichamu8896]

9:14 is how i used to be building my minecraft houses

[@sorrynotsorryforbeingbias318]

8:24 the offend noise🤣

[@phr0ggerz_]

I once went to look at houses in my area on Zillow out of pure boredom and one houses had the living room right next to A HALLWAY WITH A WALL SEPARATING THEM RIGHT AS YOU GO IN, and then they had a black toilet in an already ugly bathroom.

[@AntimatterTNT]

8:50 That ceiling is the same ceiling at my local Hindu temple in Malibu. And the only way to salvage it is to completely empty that room.

[@megandunnett7900]

😂irl, ”doofensmirtz evil incorporated”😂

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

My old house was obviously last redecorated in the 1980s. There was carpet in every single bathroom. Why? I don't know. The masterbath was completely black marble and mirror walls. With bright red carpet. The bathroom looked like a brothel.

[@donnellyb4616]

NGL, it is insane to me to see some of these houses, especially the older ones, have a bookshelf just built into it, like, that was considered important enough to just have it built WITH the house and people could afford a property like that. To me, a bookshelf built into the home just seems like a rich person concept when not too far back it really wasn't

[@johnwolf2349]

I mean, before TV's became popular, that was basically your entertainment lol

[@jbennett3067]

Where else would you keep your set of encyclopedias?

[@valerierodger]

I love Robyn with this subreddit - more please!

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

5:49 I really enjoy Robin's "whOOOooooooo"s haha

[@Realturboterrapin]

I didn't think that this would be how i learned that Hank Green has cancer but it is

[@michaelpineiro533]

"I can't do math" Neither can architects

[@bluexwings]

Ooh, the castle! Fuck yeah! If I ever get a chance to be entirely extra, I'm moving into a literal castle.

[@einfachkim6363]

8:10 give me that castle! That's great :o

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

for some reason, the house at 7:23 reminds me of those shitty online survival minecraft servers where theres only like 6 people online at a time, you have to claim plots to build, there are crafting tables and coal ores litterally everywhere, and it hasnt been updated since 1.12. the repeating carpet just makes me think of the minecraft houses ppl used to build with the brick walls, glass block windows, and the oak roofs.

[@c.Orange]

If Hank dies from the cancer we should just pull the plug on the earth. Just yeet our rock into the sun in a wiking funeral of planetoid destruction. The world needs Hank, we cannot lose this man.

[@LandonSDoyle]

WE NEED MORE THRIFTSTOREHAULS

[@Steampunkkids]

@XycronVA at 7:38 sounds like the best show ever. Do it on your own channel. Heck, I’d watch this show if you even just did it in gmod!

[@luckystudent6280]

6:18 rooms be looking like its a palace out of persona

[@zackfolkestad8746]

The tower house is in Prescott, AZ! There’s also a house built out of an old wooden ship and a there’s a castle there too!

[@firedogman2280]

I live down the road from that Connecticut castle, someone keeps lighting mysterious fires on the property in their garages. The guy who owns it has a bunch of old firetrucks and even reportedly a old fighter jet on it.

[@michaelgplayzz]

Wow I hoping real

[@firedogman2280]

@@michaelgplayzz I live in woodstock, the fire brigade nearby was first on scene and we’ve talked with em. That guy has some cool shit but some suspicious fires

[@crazycarlos08]

7:28 This is just a better version of "Ugliest House In America"

[@OdinAUT]

The house where I lived as a child had a carpet in my room. As a child that was pretty great, because it was really smooth. But a few years later, with me smoking in there, occasionally spilling something and my cat eating whole mice on it (and leaving the entrails because apparently they don't taste good) and the thing was absolutely disgusting. Bottom line: NO CARPET FLOOR EVER AGAIN.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

5:42 Our apartment had to remove trees because one fell on my nana's car. The other trees looked healthy but the fallen one had black fungus with slime inside.

[@daa5865]

3:56 lol looks like my Minecraft house. Bookshelf is one of my fav blocks

[@vawest2052]

I really liked alot of these, I would totally live in a castle. I like the house with the under ground tunnel to the other home on the property. I would love to have a toilet in my living room or bathtub next to my bed. All the 70s styles, I would keep, I agree on all carpets being removed. Even the shower with the dungeon reminds me of my grandpas house, he was a coal miner would come home filthy, walk into the rustic shower, just off to the side of the root cellar, to hose off the coal dust. He would keep his coal gear in the cellar below the shower.

[@isthatrubble]

5:20 trees that big shouldn't be planted that close to the house, they can damage the foundations especially if they're concrete slab. the rest of what they did to the front of the property is terrible, but we removed the trees right against the wall of our new house too - it felt bad, but needed to be done

[@Alx10k]

9:38 They use that lighting fixture in the local Dairy Queen.