The Worst Houses In The World

[@MamaDoctorJones]

I have not laughed this hard at a KZbin video since at least yesterday.

[@lanat5947]

Wow! MDJ is Premium™! (ofc, we already knew that 😎 🥕)

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Holy crow, you watch Jarvis too?

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

🤗

[@AydenSchofield]

@@JarvisJohnsonGOLD hi

[@OuaisAmelie]

MDJ!!! I love your content, it’s great to see you here :)

[@patricelinman7183]

These all look like modded Sims houses and I refuse to believe they exist outside of a video game.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

i always say modern houses just look like if someone went into the sims and just started placing walls randomly

[@thatoneguy2023]

the architects typed motherlode and built their first house

[@beblue3119]

they look like the preset houses in the sims freeplay

[@kellylynn88]

Yes! Especially the green one, which us probably why i lowkey liked it lmao. I go crazy with obnoxious patterns and themes 🤣

[@Vivian-rg2pg]

@@beblue3119 I played the Sims free play for like four years so you just brought a wave of nostalgia an ugly house designs into my mind and thank you for that

[@marvelouslee4427]

When “go to your room!” becomes “go to jail! *g o s t r a i g h t t o j a i l* “

[@emmamarks2446]

do not pass go do not collect $200

[@theGypsyViking]

Or maybe someone took "house arrest" too literally.

[@zilleaxolotl3457]

the football house is actually under a terrible curse that turns any decoration you put in it to instantly turn into Michigan football merchandise. that's why the house is at a discount

[@SundayMourningLove]

I can totally see my brother doing something like that except with the Denver Broncos.

[@isazarts3159]

A new SCP has dropped!

[@DARKESTICEBURG]

New scp lore!!

[@xanderwasherelol06]

as a michigander i can confirm it was witchcraft

[@remjoleea5560]

As someone who’s taken a geology 101 course, houses built on cliffs/right over water make me very anxious. Erosion is a serious issue dude!

[@AzureTheAvian]

Rich people care more about the raw value of the house than building it to last more than 30 years.

[@pemdii]

I don't even know how I learned of it and it's just. wow yikes you gon die

[@archae6451]

@@askinredroads5132 where do you live? Asking for a friend :D

[@tf2heritageposts]

there was a bible story about this

[@evilprophetboy]

as an architect i don't care

[@silverc.8105]

I can't help but imagine whoever lived in that Michigan football house gave joker speeches while staring at all his memorabilia every time they lost a game.

[@fkhan2006]

this is the perfect description. i burst out laughing at this

[@larrylightfoot22222]

The only position allowed in that house is michiganary

[@haileyjohnson8154]

Imagine being the relative who has another favorite team who happens to be the rival of the Michigan team and you come over for thanksgiving dinner...

[@malcolmmayes6594]

@@haileyjohnson8154 How dare you parade in The OHIO State hat in my fucking house!?

[@Looooading...]

"And this room is a murder room... Or it could be a nursery."

[@SjofnBM1989]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yukitty_writes]

i see we have a john mulaney fan

[@BookishLovely]

And this is the GarageKitchenPatioLaundryRoom......or maybe a nursery.... 😏

[@_deademuse_4776]

I just thought it was some room for like tornadoes or something. I forgot what they’re called.

[@reimarz]

@@_deademuse_4776 bunker??

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Every time, every single time he goes “the premium channel, which is free. *it is free.*” I feel like he’s lying... then he calls me a golden baby and everything’s cool again.

[@gayhorse4779]

I see you are a person of culture. Memento Mori my friend.

[@squishylonglegs320]

The clock is ticking.

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

Memento mori(also hi again @FrecklesAndFries)!

[@frecklesandfries9209]

@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband ah dude! Wait I remember your name but what video was it? Was it another Jarvis Video or was it somewhere else?

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

@@frecklesandfries9209 i don't remember believe it or not.

[@goobiusmaximus86]

“I know things about sports. F*ck, damn y’all, catch me winning the heisman trophy and sh*t. F*ck, welcome to ESPN, sh*t, f*ck” -Jarvis, today

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

I have never seen so much swear words in one sentence except when markiplier rages over a game. I'm impressed!

[@gav2057]

@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband You don't live in Massachusetts, do you? 🤣

[@threecheeseburrito]

@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband you have not met my family or my boyfriend and his family While I'm fairly "modest" with curse words unless angry, my boyfriend is basically: Me- "babe stop cussing there's a child near me" Him- "oh f*ck, sorry- wait sh*t- DAMMIT I'M SORRY I DON'T MEAN TO F*CKING SWEAR"

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

@@threecheeseburrito I mean from where I'm from, People drop F-bombs left and right in my cafeteria!

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

@@gav2057 I mean from where I'm from, People drop F-bombs left and right in my cafeteria! (yes I did copy-paste that from my other comment)

[@adamrodriguez5419]

I can’t imagine being hired to sell a pretty standard looking home only to walk inside and realize it’s a goddamn UOM shrine

[@botticellibarbie]

“the michigan stays on during sex” I HOLLERED

[@zoebailey]

they can be disappointed twice over!! We suck

[@chayden153]

As a Michigander, I laughed too hard

[@peskypigeonx]

@@wamwamwam just holler

[@leahpersaud9930]

I love how Jarvis' biggest problem with the football house is the inadequate number of bathrooms 💀

[@BrickTsar]

Where there is football there is beer - and a need for a bathroom

[@leahpersaud9930]

@@BrickTsar truuuuuuue 😂

[@josielie6701]

Inadequate number of bathrooms is a nightmare!

[@iniyama2]

I'm scared of murder house Edit: now football house came up and suddenly murder house doesn't feel so weird anymore

[@BaronBytes]

Wait until Green House

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

@@BaronBytes **throws up violently**

[@Shizzy5321]

I think it was just a sex dungeon

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@Shizzy5321 I dunno that either of them were - the first one was an ideal setup for growing weed, the second appeared to be outside/exposed which is super impractical. I have no idea what the second one was actually for, though. Um...really big dogs?

[@SeanMacadelic]

Jarvis: “It’s a free country, you can do whatever you want with your house.” *HOA enters chat*

[@mrswank3695]

Jarvis: One bathroom isn't enough Me growing up in a family of 10 with one and a half bathroom: Hmm. Interesting.

[@alexisventura7191]

Must have been fun.... "Get out of my way!" "You are blocking the mirror!" "Where is my toothbrush?" "Can someone pass me the towel?" "Where is my toothbrush? Did someone use it?" "YOU ALL GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM NOW, I NEED TO PEE"

[@TwilightLanayru]

Same, but we had 2 full bathrooms at least, Praise the Lord 🤣

[@psycless]

ig your dad’s pullout game was weak

[@stepbro4028]

damn i had 3, the 3rd one was pretty much only used by my uncle tho 4 rooms, 3 bathrooms and 8 people 😎🔫

[@TwilightLanayru]

@@stepbro4028 we had 4 rooms, 10 people, and 2 bathrooms 😂😅

[@LydiaTaylorMusic]

I love how commentary KZbin channels started out trying to make sure they didn't post the same type of videos in the same time period and now every channel is like "yeah I saw my friend post this so now I'm posting the same thing because its MORE FUN FOR US"

[@sr98851]

all the better for us viewers right?

[@JosieFawkes]

I basically live on U of M campus, I've seen some "interesting" fans but Jesus dude. That house gives me anxiety, my favorite color is yellow but that can't be healthy to live in.

[@EvanBear]

My favourite colors used to be yellow and blue and I still would've never moved into that mess.

[@celene_moon]

The shade of yellow is kinda ugly tbh

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Here's an idea: Buy some U of M merch, go to the house, put in an offer while talking about how much you love U of M (do plenty of research so you sound convincing), sign all the necessary papers, and as soon as the previous owners leave, buy some Not A Flamethrowers for you and your friends. Or paint, whichever is more your groove.

[@atmywhitson]

That's how most houses look in Michigan... Go blue! 😬🚩

[@JosieFawkes]

@@atmywhitson I've never been to those houses. But I see them all the time, or the MI State ones. 😬

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

When Jarvis adjusted his glasses, I wholeheartedly expected an anime glint.

[@stellataylor7436]

I was reading this comment then I looked up at the video and RIGHT THEN, he adjusted his glasses!!

[@genesisofthebetween]

@@stellataylor7436 Me too!

[@tiktak7956]

8:10 in the sims when you don't feel like building walls so u just put all the shit in one giant room

[@chelscara]

I laughed a lot. But nothing fucked me up quite like “Oh it’s green.”

[@cheeselord8153]

Imagine buying the green house as red green colorblind, then it’s bearable

[@abracadanielle9647]

Haha maybe that’s what happened when they were decorating

[@imagoat273]

It would all be brown lol

[@abracadanielle9647]

@@imagoat273 is that how that works? lol

[@AuDHDarling]

@@abracadanielle9647 , that is not how it works

[@miles3026]

@@AuDHDarling it is lol, everything is an undersaturated muddy reddish green

[@sophiedahl3681]

I genuinely want to know how someone convinced some poor contractor to build a literal JAIL

[@turner15]

Emphasis on “convince”.

[@caseys2698]

@@turner15 *FORCED

[@yeetionary]

@@caseys2698 hi i was going to comment here 1 year ago but i was kidnapped in The Murder Room also they put the contractor in The Murder Room to make them build the nail

[@erinifty]

I gotta admit I do blush every time he calls us 'premium'. Like I'm finally getting the recognition I deserve.

[@rolo0o]

same

[@caseys2698]

Lik dis? 😳

[@LjCaples]

How were you not pinned?

[@luzzyluz67457]

Aww, that's kinda cute!

[@GA_131]

No one ruin the 299th like

[@Nuskybeach]

I heard "Jack" the first 3 times you talked about Shaq, and I wasn't even fased by it I was just "yeah let's go see Jack's house, whoever he is"

[@nintando]

me too. for some reason my mind went to jack dorsey

[@AlexaFaie]

I heard Shaq but still didn't get it. Feels like one of those American references I'm never going to get.

[@ADHDandD]

@@AlexaFaie he’s just a very famous guy who happens to be 7’1”

[@nutella1757]

Feel free to hate me but I low-key like the green house. It's a perfect time capsule of tacky 70s houses. I wouldn't personally want to live there but I think it's an interesting house.

[@thatplane3865]

Between the murder room or jail cell house I'm stuck... In the murder room please hel-

[@elbowsbuns1896]

Oh no....

[@anuwilson9039]

Too late, I guess :D

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

i told you to stop commenting ffs where did you even get that phone

[@I_Like_IKE_QC]

@@schnuffelschnuffel141 who?

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

@@I_Like_IKE_QC the og commenter

[@theartistincognito3170]

Not jarvis being clueless about the concept of sex dungeons

[@beingsodone]

I mean yeah sure but also wtf who would go for a sex dungeon in light mode?

[@belurso5179]

@@beingsodone Our Dear Leader Jim Pickens!

[@ImLaken]

@@belurso5179 was that a callmekevin joke lol

[@ari_anon]

@@beingsodone yeah a sex dungeon with white walls is weird af but also you wouldn’t want your murder room to have white walls so like wtf is it for

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

@@belurso5179 praise the dear leader

[@SuperNicktendo]

Midwest houses built in the 50s were notorious for having one bathroom. When we were looking for places, finding 2 baths in our budget was tricky.

[@kiralonely]

Agree, we're technically Midwest although I say we're more South, where I live that is, and this is the first time I've lived in a house with three bathrooms, one being a half bath because it's the size of a broom closet and has no shower, but omg it's so amazing I feel so happy, this is the fanciest house I've had in a long time, other than the loft house for like a year, and that's partially cause this house has STAIRS and a tiny coraline door to an upstairs space. (Not kidding, I just realized that there really is an out of place thing in every house that gives horror movie vibes) Family is making it taller so it's easier to traverse, but it's the game room for us upstairs folk (aka my dad and I, the ones with the not-as-bad-knees)

[@sorenlundi141]

Here in Pittsburgh you usually get a regular bathroom and then just a random toilet in the basement.

[@phosphenevision]

@@sorenlundi141 oh no

[@hthumbs4072]

Jarvis being so proud of himself for that Framingham joke made me crack up.

[@TatianaGreenwaythatvampiregal]

"3 Bedroom 1 bath?... That's a lot of people to be sharing a bathroom." My family of 11 sharing one bathroom like, oh, you right, you right.

[@WhimsigothVampire]

I don't know what it is about this channel... I know "Gold" is just a word, but whenever I get here I feel instantly more premium.

[@myrianrose3619]

This reminds me of when Contrapoints pointed out the parallels between modern day McMansions and those Victiorian suburban houses that were also a huge fad and since just became a setting for horror stories. Rich people have always loved them some murder rooms.

[@AriTheTarr]

"I've captured some of your water and made it hot" - Jarvis Johnson 2021

[@glanni]

Plot Twist: These are all houses Jim Pickens used to live in.

[@vaughnhaney7020]

Explains the murder rooms...

[@badlypronouncednamehouston46]

finally found a kev viewer outside a kev related vid

[@vaughnhaney7020]

@@badlypronouncednamehouston46 The Jim Pickens cult is spreading. Good

[@blu8949]

Wasn’t expecting this reference here ngl

[@alexinitalics188]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@storyrighter1601]

Three bedroom one bath that’s a lot of people to be sharing a bathroom Me:Is my home a joke to you Jarvis.

[@AlexaFaie]

Yeah that's pretty normal in the UK. You might find some 3 beds with a tiny under stairs toilet room too, or some where they had a little extension to put an ensuite in for the master bedroom but other than that its really common for older houses in particular to only have the one bathroom until you get to 4 or 5 bedrooms.

[@annabellemeloy3826]

Jarvis: that’s a lot of people to be sharing a bathroom Me who shared a single bathroom with five other people up until this year: 😐

[@alyssolotl]

I felt that in my soul

[@Km-se5ye]

I took that personally 😐

[@SeanMacadelic]

Big family? Just move out of mom and dad’s?

[@annabellemeloy3826]

SAM i can’t tell if that’s sarcasm or not lol. Cuz it’s not like everyone has that option

[@Tolyuhh]

I've never lived in a house with more than one bathroom apart from a few years with an outdoor toilet (just toilet no shower or anything) as a kid. From a family of five, moved into a sharehouse with 4 other flatmates when I left, and have only had at least 2 other flatmates for the vast majority of time since then.

[@WasatchWind]

I want to see Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Scott Cramer, and Jarvis all get together for a grand super commentary someday 😄

[@emmaflint9736]

also kurtis conner and d'angelo wallace-

[@motherofpea4rll]

@@emmaflint9736 -

[@dio_dono]

facts

[@hayley4685]

Yeah how could you forget Kurtis and d’angelo 😭

[@fubblenugsmcnubblefugs811]

@@emmaflint9736 you forgot Cody Ko

[@ollieno971]

I actually love the beige house with the mod 60’s green interior. It gives me Edward scissor hand vibes. I’d definitely paint the outside a different color tho.

[@miad6160]

Please, go to therapy

[@seisage]

don't know why someone told you to go to therapy over this comment, but I wholeheartedly agree with you. Green is my absolute favorite color and the interior of that house made me so delighted. I wish I could live there tbh. People need to embrace weird, funky, kitschy interior design. Honestly, people of the 60s and 70s had the right idea with fun bright carpet, bathtub, and sink colors. It makes me sad to know that nowadays, those historic designs/pieces are being "renovated" away.

[@ollieno971]

@@seisage yes!! I agree 100%

[@Violet-Storm]

Pepto Bismol Pink. That is the color the outside should be. No I will not be taking questions at this time.

[@northstarjakobs]

Might be that they can't paint the outside because of HOA rules or a landlord or something

[@thesunnygirl96ify]

I'm obsessed with the green interior, I want someone to film a surrealist movie in there

[@chelseakitkatz]

Wes Anderson would do great things with it

[@weebdealer9966]

We need to appreciate how Jarvis doesn’t make us pay for all this premium content 😌

[@SorowFame]

Yeah, but you do need to be premium to watch this channel, I feel bad for all those non premium viewers.

[@stellataylor7436]

@@SorowFame Me too

[@cheeto.burrito]

If you aren't paying, you are the product. (The premium product)

[@yeetionary]

@@cheeto.burrito that's the standard for those filthy non-premium products like FACEBOOK!!! So gross!!!! Here at Jarvis Johnson! Gold (the only premium youtube channel to ever exist) we don't have to pay for the treatment we would normally have to pay for

[@courf]

In my experience, "the Michigan stays on during sex" is unfortunately accurate when it comes to UMich fans 💀

[@nataliebilal8133]

????

[@Varis...]

We are the premium viewers Not a cult, premium viewers.

[@crooked7592]

5:14 "No no, I wanted to PURCHASE a jail cell, not be put in one."

[@Soulociraptr]

At first, I thought the room hidden by the bookshelf was a panic room, but now you've given it an even more urgent meaning. 😭💀

[@MrCringe101i]

“It also comes with a jail!”- Jarvis Johnson 2021

[@amyjohnson24601]

That first house reminds me of Aunt Josephine’s house from A Series of Unfortunate Events.

[@blevination]

I was about to comment that lol

[@dionysus9876]

Same lol!

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

a series of unfortunate events? what happened to her i hope shes ok

[@sophiaako7663]

@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers lol sorry idk if you were joking but she gets eaten by leeches :(

[@RazeAndSew]

Lol you had the perfect opportunity to make a "Michigan-ary style" sex joke 😂😂😂

[@lilybrackeen]

9:26 “ive seen this comforter for sale before” me laying in my bed underneeth that comforter: 👁👄👁

[@jacksonlarson6099]

The fact that Jarvis was so amazed by that house in Ontario shows he's clearly never gone mansion window-shopping and frankly he's missing out.

[@brynnawill7475]

can't tell you how many times i've gone to ikea looking for a jail but every time they're just like "nah we got the HAUGA tho"

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

this deserves more likes

[@alyson5553]

conspiracy theory: Jarvis is building a pokemon card house with a murder room and 1 bathroom

[@caleblastname6969]

On the sea ofc

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

Don't forget the jail cell

[@Yourlocalbush]

@@caleblastname6969 with a hot tub that has a sign screw you ocean

[@SorowFame]

He looked at these houses for inspiration and now he’s making this video so it doesn’t seem suspicious.

[@hupla2185]

Hey, you should collaborate with Jarvis Johnson

[@foxfoster1]

OMG YESSS

[@elbowsbuns1896]

That would be so cool 😎

[@your_pal_Frost]

Great guy great guy lol

[@doodledevore7745]

Don't mind me, just waiting for somebody to not get the joke...))

[@viasqa]

YES

[@samheard7849]

9:42 "That's a straight up crack hangout" is sending me

[@kiraallen73]

"Beige and green, like chocolate and peanut butter." Yeah that makes sense. Wait wh-

[@AlexaFaie]

Two things which go together well is what he was trying to get at I think. 🙂

[@Jo-dh2hx]

I used to be kind of obsessed with the idea of hh holmse's murder castle as a kid (not really the murdering aspect but the secret passage ways and shit) and seeing these houses with hidden rooms reminds me of that. I honestly really like quirky houses and enjoyed all of them except for the green house. wtf.

[@mythoclass_]

The legend has a consistent upload schedule. The next thing is to build that Pokémon card house

[@hannahmilby4870]

Why does Jarvis always sound like he came up with something random and just started filming?

[@icecranberry2148]

Isn't this what all Jarvis' videos are about?

[@GummyDinosaursify]

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened

[@hannahmilby4870]

@@GummyDinosaursify I’m starting to think so too

[@hannahmilby4870]

Disclaimer: This is in no way making fun of him or anything. I actually like the fact that it seems genuine and somewhat unplanned.

[@icecranberry2148]

@@hannahmilby4870 Yes! My comment was also meant in that way.

[@FootlessJo]

This is so delightful 😆

[@katelynmiller8866]

The most I’ve ever heard Jarvis cuss, when he baffled himself with his own sports knowledge

[@kaileyhallett]

"I've seen that comforter for sale before" Me: *looks at my bed* and apparently I was the person who bought said comforter

[@Yessica13]

oh shit me too!!

[@kallamarsspouse]

How does one have a jail cell implemented in their house and why is there a bigass window right there? This looks like something I'd build in the Sims 4.

[@wtfislife7961]

Honestly, I want a secret room in my house just to use as a panic/safe room rather than a murder room 😅

[@fangirldreamer748]

Hahahahahaha! 😂🤣😃

[@LunarEleven]

So a don't-get-murdered room? An anti-murder room? I have always wanted that too! GOALS.

[@anuwilson9039]

What do you do in a panic room though ? Do you just ... panic ??

[@wtfislife7961]

@@anuwilson9039 It’s not really literal, it’s like for an emergency such as a break or tornado and stuff like that. So it has bedding and non perishable food so you can survive for a while or protect yourself

[@anuwilson9039]

@@wtfislife7961 Oh... fuck I guess I don't have brain cells anymore :(

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

I was on Zillow several months ago and the laundry room was in the basement, which is normal. You go down the stairs and through the basement door to a spacious basement, probably 400sqft. Off to one side were some cabinets, utility sink, and the laundry machines. On the other side of the room was a toilet. Standing alone. No toilet paper holder. No room divider. No other furniture in the vicinity. Just a toilet.

[@skelkankaos]

The green interior house was so gorgeous what a dream. The boring exterior makes it seem like a geode. plain stone and then you open it and see smth wonderful

[@WasatchWind]

10:17 - Gosh this feels like a house you'd be inside in a dream

[@boredbored1586]

"Aerial shots that are like...this is what it would look like if u were a bird!"-My favorite line by Jarvis yet

[@elizabethcarroll9525]

As a Michigander I 100% know people who have the kind of personality to make their whole house football themed.

[@brandondenis8695]

For those wondering about the car in the room. It is a thing for certain houses where they get frequent tornados, blizzards, or hurricanes, where they will have car access into the house to protect it from the weather when there is no garage available.

[@leann4265]

Jarvis’s laugh when he finally gets to the slide that’s the shocking part of the house cracks me up every time

[@cobalt.studios]

“Is this a murder room?” *yes*

[@lab_r4t]

H...have you never seen a panic room? That's what the "murder room" is

[@lestranged]

If I wasn't already panicked that room would make me panic.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

It's for growing pot

[@badm4gic]

Please make another one of these, it was unironically so good to watch.

[@shae.2214]

“When u eat where u park” “Im from Framingham and I know where this is” “This looks like a Gucci add” Are all my favorite comments ordered chronologically

[@shae.2214]

And ofc, Zillow herself “who approved some of these carpet styles lol”

[@katec2886]

2:58 LITERALLY the girl in the basement core

[@Willybean08]

"Maybe that's why it's so cheap" If you think 600,000$ is cheap than I'm desperately poor.

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

comparatively!

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

it was just the only one that wasn 't like 3 million dollars was all i was trying to say

[@kimmc8397]

Jarvis is from California though, which is a whole other world when it comes to real estate. There was a house in San Jose that burned down and the burned-out husk sold for $900,000, in cash, after being on the market for a week.

[@Willybean08]

@@kimmc8397 Oh dang. Yeah well Oklahoma here is the 2nd cheapest real estate in the US, houses typically cost around 100,000, and usually less.

[@stringcheese6833]

@@Willybean08 Guess it's time to move to Oklahoma. I'm from Washington, and the only time I've ever seen a house go for less than 250,000 is if it's in the middle of nowhere and also doesn't have the hookups for toilets (true story).

[@Bushel_and_a_Beck]

My dad went to Michigan and his best friend has a room in his house that is legit a Michigan SHRINE He also has a room completely dedicated (and filled) with those little themed mickey mouse collectible figures AND one filled with pop figures

[@Theodeus13.2]

I’m so glad I’m “premium” Quality content once again

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

5:45 I feel the same. Yet here I am, three bedrooms, 5 people, one bathroom that's tiny.

[@myshipswoohoo]

I would love to live in that green house if it came with the furniture. The wallpaper is so insane and I'm here for it

[@s_m8010]

Do you ever watch a video of someone who you’ve watched for ages and then they mention someone else you watch and it’s very wholesome

[@mortuuscerebri950]

Some of these houses really remind me of the ones I built for my sims when I was 10. The Sim complains about lack of paint? Pick a color! They need furniture? Most expenzive option=best option! They looked so terrible that I was offended FOR my sims.

[@rebashhhh3448]

Jarvis. We would watch anything you put out and want to talk about. Your personality + your interests make you unique as a content creator and I encourage you to keep making and doing!!

[@viviantompkins7925]

Amen. Jarvis is my fave

[@lemonberryconda]

Every time I've watched this video I've started to fall asleep at my desk, and I've just now realized that it's the abnormal blissfulness and quiet of the audio, of just...uninterrupted Jarvis Voice triggering my ASMR. It's like getting your brain massaged.

[@FindingHisLight]

The green and beige house is VERY 70's. That was really in at the time. My aunt had an all seafoam green bedroom. I can remember going in there as a child and the light through the green curtains filtering in on the green carpet and bed... It was very ethereal. LOL. I honestly thought those memories were a dream, but my dad later confirmed that it was real... this house just brought all of that back.

[@tellthatstorynow9272]

"Does this seem normal until big reveal?" An overdone trope in movies and TV, but is well done when it comes to real life house hunting. Until you find the bodies

[@mileswebb7893]

I just love that “GOLD” sound at the beginning of each Jarvis Johnson GOLD vid.

[@ItsJustCams]

@09:47 So... No one is going to mention how that house is basically a pistachio?

[@melaninqueen1286]

The house at 10:49 is what it looks like when Howl settles down

[@Sunidhi2706]

9:12 I'm disappointed in myself for snorting at this "joke"

[@katiemaloney4205]

House at 2:12 looks like the house from A Series of Unfortunate Events -the movie cliff scene.

[@roshnipatel1590]

I don’t think it’s a murder room... it’s probably a fallout shelter that someone built during the Cold War

[@yeehawty6322]

N o logic allowed, funny joke only

[@mrunmaiparab9705]

It looked like a mental asylum to me tbh lol

[@Huhwhat9237]

I thought it was a grow room

[@thebrideofghostface]

murder room

[@miad6160]

Probably a sex dungeon

[@AlecMakesComics]

what about the smartest houses

[@Jensenrobinb]

Smart house floor absorbers

[@zilleaxolotl3457]

I've spent the majority of my life sharing a bathroom with four other people, that's just the poor with a big family life

[@GA_131]

Me building a sims house: 8:30

[@jamul_cos]

9:06 oh god my city. Also hahaaaa framing hams

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

I love looking at weird, stupid expensive houses on Zillow. Favorite way to procrastinate.

[@currentlyconqueringrome4070]

that house looks a bit farfetch’d

[@haleyc.3530]

The way Jarvis didn’t like the gorgeous green house but he liked that hideous kitchen with the red walls 💀

[@tombuck]

I would like to buy Shaq’s Shack. I heard he’s selling it to fund his restaurant: “Shaq’s Shake Shack”

[@nocturnalnewsie]

The special Cask of Amontillado episode of House Hunters