Racist Jokes! - mark normand

[@jeffmcloud2685]

The racists are the only group who are absolutely THRILLED to have their own section

[@jayash81]

But now the racist section is open to diversity, not whites only 😂

[@Cj-pc4id]

Seems like black people are too 😂 they fought against segregation now they’re fighting for it😂 humanity devolving at its finest

[@cowel8734]

100%

[@colebyrnes7889]

Tell me you were born recently... wait you already did

[@dhans9662]

Until Uncle Ruckus joins in, then he's the only one enjoying himself

[@awesomeapple-jt8jd]

“Well we’ve had a few drinks, better go racist” got me💀

[@jonslg240]

Man he's gotten phat lately lmao

[@MrMan-np9jg]

if you aren't racist while intoxicated, do you even have a personality

[@blizzard1198]

Now I'm singing this song Ever since a guy clapped my mom's cheeks The man behind the clapping😭

[@blizzard1198]

​@@MrMan-np9jg I transcend racism and reach a state of speciesism

[@jeffsorrows]

​@blizzard1198 wait what type of species are you against? Allopatric, parapatric, sympopatric or peripatric? Because that will determine if we will be friends... or best friends.

[@Total_DuDe]

“Hey man can I bum a racial slur off of ya?”

[@Jorangus]

If I'm Mark I'm using this one next time i tell the joke hahhaha

[@trevormars5370]

Mark is the perfect example of how to tell edgy jokes in 2023 without crossing the line. He’s so dam witty it gets me laughing every time! 😂

[@christmas90s54]

His delivery is so well mannered I think even those who get offended easily will like it.

[@eatabowlofshit]

I think he crosses the line plenty. That's what Carlin said makes a good joke, when it's way out of proportion, exaggerated and over the line. He said a comedian's responsibility is to point out where the line is and to take the audience and deliberately cross it with them. That's how we evolve: by erasing boundaries, by crossing the line.

[@josephdavis2695]

@@eatabowlofshit I clicked reply on the original comment to say exactly this. I’ll save my breath because you nailed it.

[@truelife1004]

And if it don't hit he pays his respect to the comedy god by saying "comedy"

[@coochiecrook_]

Your mom gets me every time too!

[@joshuabrough2409]

Pilot: Do remember this is a no-racism flight.

[@Hendrik2112]

People being racist on the restroom then

[@fireguardianx]

@@Hendrik2112 It has the no racism sign there tho....

[@panzerofthelake506]

​@@fireguardianx they hope no one will notice

[@theconfusedllama]

Can I be racist in the lavatory

[@Ebb0Productions]

@@panzerofthelake506 All modern planes have racism-detectors installed in the restroom.

[@MTChris]

"It's your funerals. The kitchen is heavily hispanic" Lmao 🤣

[@justinmarston4106]

It's like he's worked in a kitchen before or something to know that. Someone else in these comments thought he said Hispanic because he was scared to say black. I'm guessing they haven't worked in a lot of kitchens

[@romainjarrige3186]

@@justinmarston4106hello I’m French I don’t understand the joke can you explain plz

[@MTChris]

​@justinmarston4106 what I miss lol

[@Beploziu]

I only hate one race: the one where I have to run

[@WierdBoyzInc]

I actually love running when its my choice

[@parkerbear1812]

@@WierdBoyzInc I love me some fast dopamine, too bad I can’t go as fast as those hasty tons of steel

[@LiterallyAWesternHognose]

I hate all of us equally even myself.

[@WierdBoyzInc]

I wish I could

[@blizzard1198]

​@@LiterallyAWesternHognose never heard something so real

[@anderswidell4017]

''Im only racist after sex.''

[@zenhalimana]

"It helps the meal go down..."

[@Albatorwow]

So many possibilities 🤣 "I can quit hating the jews anytime I want"

[@zenhalimana]

@@Albatorwow "I'm only racist socially when I'm having a few drinks."

[@jakecalvert6728]

I’m a social racist 😂

[@Follower-of-Jehovah-The-Lord21]

​@@jakecalvert6728 According to my Database; You should seek therapy, as racism was the root of 150 years of slaughtering blacks.

[@korvincarry3268]

That trust thing is so real though. I made friends with a scarred vet, real young guy who saw too much. The only people he ever spoke ill of and was racist towards was the people he was fighting. It was tough, because what can you really say? You cant excuse the dead friends he has, but you cant excuse the dead on the other side either. Its just sad. Terrible thing, war.

[@abrahamhernandez7858]

"The kitchen is heavily Mexican " LMFAO 😅😅😅

[@abrahamhernandez7858]

I don't know why I heard Mexican but it's still funny

[@alansands256]

I didn't understand that joke. Since I'm not racist, I didn't know there was any connection between Hispanics and Restaurant work.

[@Chino57038]

@@alansands256 some restaurants have an all mexican cook crew; or you could say a majority of cooks at restaurants in the US are mexican or hispanic

[@alansands256]

@@Chino57038 Only a racist would make such stereotypes.

[@andreainselvini3568]

​@@alansands256you don't have to be racist to understand these jokes, just sayin..

[@eddiethebutcher]

I never understood racism until I moved to LA and seen that everyone lives up to their stereotypes down here

[@lie380]

You nailed it. These days racism isn't learned from the parents it's brought on by being around different races and seeing the truth for yourself.. why do all blacks wanna move out of the ghetto? To get away from other black people...

[@layshalay7410]

So that means it’s okay to be racist cause of a stereotype ?

[@ryanof3004]

Yes that's exactly what it means

[@anunnakimenagerie]

Ironicly, the racist section is the most diverse section

[@EnderElohim]

and non racist section is filled with pure woke mafia XD

[@redmin3r311]

Fr, Hispanics are hella racist lol

[@mahadismail9569]

Yeah, keep telling yourself that

[@danielflanard8274]

​@@mahadismail9569 And what exactly are you insinuating?

[@Groovemonkey-pd4ht]

@@mahadismail9569 You will not find a city that isn't mostly white that is outspoken against racism as much as white people. It's a bunch of performative virtue signaling. Everyone's at least a little racist rather they like it or not and its mainly white people that shut their ears and shout at this fact in ignorance, ironically breeding more of it by perpetuating misconceptions about non-racist things being racist and that non-white people need emotional protection.

[@nickcitron2369]

Love, love, love Normand!!!!! Killin' it, bruva!!!!

[@CyrilOfTheWind]

Being a white truck driver I get this a lot from the older drivers who assume that I'm like they are and just blert out whatever. It's like a coin toss if my coworkers will be racist at this point.

[@jeff2209]

You're white you're complicit in racism too educate yourself

[@danielsmokesmids]

I'm assuming the 1 hidden reply is a racist person lol. This video just brought them out of the woodworks like roaches

[@davidbeppler3032]

Just become a cop. 100% racist. Then you know what to expect.

[@erikschwartz1214]

I feel like truckers deserve a pass, they deal with the absolute lowest IQ retards of all races all day every day. Just think of the guys they have to talk to who load/unload the trucks, it must be exhausting.

[@TheOrangeRoad]

Oh you poor thing

[@Justicejuice179]

There was a segregation joke in the restaurant bit that was left unexplored.

[@ThereIsNoSpoon678]

That last joke was a hilarious cherry on top.

[@TheSheik-t5g]

This is true tbh I crack racist jokes in my lunch room at work, and I’m the most fav and funniest 😂

[@Solvernia]

Depending on who you're racist against that Hispanic kitchen crew might actually hook you up

[@kain-5362]

wym by that?

[@thefutureisnowoldman7653]

​@@kain-5362If it's Mexican being racist against Guatemala could get you more food

[@SirButtah]

😂 outside shivering in the cold to get off a few racist remarks is hilarious.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

He's so good at fast one-liners that the audience can't even keep up! It reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. If you go back and watch Dangerfield you'll see that very often the audience can't keep up with the joke because they're still digesting the last joke.

[@Himijendrix014]

Great 👍 example

[@cootus5339]

this dude kills me everytime he comes up😂

[@williamslaughter8037]

Normand can talk about anything and make it funny

[@RandomGuy2287]

i feel like that "Jesus christ" was a sigh of relief the joke landed because the probe at "bittersweet moment" got ZERO chuckles. I would have been stressed too 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@diazokc]

Mark, you are the funniest person ever!!! Haha

[@SatanicBiPanick666]

I just got off my dishwasher shift! That last joke was golden, and accurate. 😅

[@rickhunter6479]

Mark you keep coming after us🇲🇽 keep up the good work😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarcelPolman]

Nice parallels

[@BristleconeForest]

This guy is hilarious. I frickin love his sense of humor

[@arthc.castillo8982]

Dude is awesome. Hello from Mexico

[@DarthDaddy627]

@marknormand that is the best joke I've heard in a VERY long time. You have true talent and great mind. Wish you the best

[@eesa4854]

finally someone doing dark/edgy humor correctly.

[@RandomGal_]

Really refreshing from a sea of just blatant bigotry with no setup and punchline ❤

[@illegalsfromcanada]

Just because he says the word racism doesn't make it dark or edgy.

[@moomax8952]

@@illegalsfromcanadahe takes a dark subject, adds a funny twist to it. A funny way to see it and imagine it. Dark jokes are that, taking dark subjects like death, racism, sexism, and twisting them in a way to make them seem more stupid and funny. Whilst other people with distasteful jokes just point out that these things exist or publicly announce that they join in on such things. This guy does it right. He mocks it, and plays with the idea of it. He didn’t insult anyone but racists

[@blizzard1198]

​@@moomax8952 mmm,but that's just your opinion the "distasteful" jokes you speak have a audience and in part of it when they have a good execution

[@grantshearer5615]

​​@@moomax8952 way to call the majority of people on the planet "distasteful". Outside of the west, racist comedy is widely accepted and enjoyed. That's how Russell Peters dominated the international comedy stage for over a decade

[@kingbenjamin92]

Mark never fails to absolutely kill it 🤣🤣

[@kenpowerz2412]

Kevin hart is KILLIN IT

[@pablolara3313]

I am racist but I am Mexican and black enough to say the special word

[@luke8536]

Such an underrated bit😂

[@ravenclawstudent6012]

Lmao mark Normand is such a great comic. Can't wait to him live

[@moisesarellano9205]

This is true. I’m Mexican and I have a white friend. We slander each other in good fun all the time. Edit: he’s Dutch so I had to go out of my way to research how to slander Dutch people. Apparently the stereotype is cheap people who like cheese. Apparently you can piss them off by confusing the Netherlands with Germany He calls me beaner and I call him cheesehead

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

^pick me

[@moisesarellano9205]

@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow bet I CHOOSE YOU! @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow !!! (Pokémon battle music starts)

[@sandhanitizer15]

You can usually smell the racism lingering on someone up to an hour after they were hating.

[@boxychubbo6922]

In the 70s, the comic would have dropped slurs. And while I don't like slurs, it would have been appropriate comedically. And nobody would have died as a result.

[@IdoSha]

Shalom! Keep it up Mark

[@seamonkey2010]

so brave. such a bold and brave set.

[@theproceedings4050]

The best times in life are when you're being racist back and forth with your black friend, your Latino friend, and your Asian friend

[@ClintEatswood]

LOL the "Comedy" on the outro is perfect.

[@Cultono]

• “Make everything he eats extra spicy.”

[@JAZARISTARLIGHT]

Dancing on Lasers my guy. Brave😂

[@ducksmoker8491]

Legitimately the best comedian on the planet

[@mj6400]

This dude is comedy af

[@Berry2slushie]

If i said racist jokes they would take my green card

[@JuancoPRoFlow]

I love racist comedy, idk why people get offended, it's the best type of comedy next to dark comedy and disabled comedy 😅😅😅😅😅

[@Chris-yw4pi]

Comedy

[@tamerjaber3771]

Comedy

[@theodorerhigginbottom5837]

Comedy

[@ssfc117]

Allllllright

[@Chris-yw4pi]

Kevin Hart is a funny guy

[@alansands256]

Jokes!

[@Thatonechugger]

Dude jokes are getting darker than the lines in KFC

[@machinegunc1325]

There’s also a good mix of racist and non racist people. Those are the non racists who tell racist jokes. That’s me

[@matthewgo99]

No one cares

[@introvertedillusion9769]

@@matthewgo99 you cared enough to reply so I would say you care to an extent

[@labanlabansson6147]

@@matthewgo99 I care, just to prove you wrong. Have a nice day.

[@medfibezk8745]

​@@introvertedillusion9769 "i don't care" "you commented you must care" This back and forth on a vast majority of comment sections is getting fucking tiring, can we do better? Be more original maybe? Just a thought.

[@Eramor]

​@@medfibezk8745maybe move on from those comments then you won't have to deal with them. You can't dictate what people comment lol

[@pain_of_rose]

The delivery on that last one well it's your funeral the whole kitchens Mexican😂

[@sriraj3910]

end racism ,🐵🤜🏿🤛🏻👦🏻 ,

[@sriraj3910]

👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾(👍🏿)

[@Joshua-jf3df]

Gay

[@Doomguy-777]

Nah

[@Daedalus1111]

I feel like this is Jerry Seinfeld but the dark half.

[@whisperingoutdoors]

Lmao

[@albincarle5783]

This guy is getting better

[@majinghost5809]

i think a bit of good ol racism is always healthy

[@bolson42]

That’s disgusting

[@FreshlyWILD]

This man is like fine wine

[@--Valek--]

racism is just unapproved pattern recognition

[@gwho]

Bingo

[@specialknees6798]

I mean pattern recognition is the reason people thought human sacrifices were required to make the sun keep rising. Human intuition alone isn’t a reliable way of understanding the world.

[@JB-pw2rl]

His comedy style reminds me of the one line zingers you’d hear on like the Dean Martin show lol. Classy and with style

[@CharlieSpecter]

As a non white person, I found it hilarious when white people would be overtly racist about other races and looking at me to see if I agree 😂

[@sebastienh1100]

It’s called « virtue signaling »

[@thedeed8740]

Fr 💀

[@helgaioannidis9365]

Ah I'm a German living in Greece and sometimes get that. People go "we have too many immigrants". I go "do you want to get rid of me?" The shock in their eyes when they realise what they just did 😂😂😂

[@sebastienh1100]

@@helgaioannidis9365 - you are VERY confused in your mind if you mix up « racism » with « immigration policy». Unfortunately you’re not the only one.

[@helgaioannidis9365]

@@sebastienh1100 actually the guys that want me to agree I shouldn't be in their country are confused. Because usually they don't mean immigrants in general, they mean certain types of immigrants and I'm usually not "that kind" of an immigrant. They mean they don't want Muslims to immigrate, when they say that. Context is king here and Greece is not Germany or the USA.

[@ganjarulez009]

The jokes are good but his delivery is what makes him hilarious af

[@Siyamthanda123]

pure comedy gold

[@ryancooke1981]

Underrated topic

[@n00dles4]

you're going to be a legend dude

[@kellynolen498]

you know hes not wrong i save my extra spicy jokes with my real friends who know i couldnt possibly be racist

[@PeopleGlobal-qz3gl]

“Racist breaks” 😂😂😂

[@BhaiyaPaintingTX]

Lmfao this was great. Saved it for later 🤣🤣🤣

[@Atticus1ag]

Hahahhahahahah. God damn Kevin. You did it again.

[@eianklock]

One of my favorite bits

[@TheClassicMufasa]

actually so true never thought about that but i guess becoming closer with someone has its perks.

[@YoungStevieBeats]

“Comedy” 😂

[@justinb2022]

Everything he said is ridiculously accurate.

[@bahyasta]

A lot funnier than the crowds' reaction suggested

[@aroh100876]

The two things I hate the most are racism and black people.

[@keifer7813]

This was hilarious

[@theBROWNbanditP]

Just when you think he can't get any better....the best is yet to come.

[@wrjazziel]

😂😂😂as a Mexican I love this!

[@red2977]

this was a pretty good bit

[@Thatoneguy-ju6gq]

My girlfriends family makes fun of me because if I got naked and jumped in the snow i would become invisible lol (Her family is from Mexico, my ancestors are mostly irish. She could be naked on the beach of California with no sunscreen for days and not get burned, I can’t show skin for more than 20 minutes outside in Oregon because my skin will blister and literally fall off to the point it bleeds a little, guess which one of us looks more pale than snow white….)

[@RhaegonLuv]

Bro is the goat

[@anthonytmein]

Bro this is a GENIUS premise

[@smeyely]

Underated comedian

[@Allyourbase1990]

This is pretty funny

[@DeadBeastPriest]

Looks like Mark worked far Amazon Prime couse each delivery is smooth af

[@jayendravinayakshahi4513]

Good comedy bro.

[@udohvictor]

We are drunk, we had better go to the racists😂😂

[@DicksonMaimouth]

Racists be like, “I smoke a Pakistani a day.”

[@hacksmerian2879]

I struggle to think of anyone I know who are unironically racist. And no I will not share screenshots of the boys group chat

[@Heater4]

This might be the best bit of his time😂

[@derikfdz]

Strangely enough… I agree 😂

[@wsolly42]

This guy is fantastic

[@sorisingh]

Where is the full show ?

[@thedeed8740]

A lot of people’s grandparents in the newest first section I’m ngl lmao Back in my day -👴 headass 😂

[@agony9872]

The “uhh the Jews” while shivering cold got me 💀💀💀

[@jreidtastic]

I’m very racist!

[@MyLifeOfficial]

Great joke 👏🏼👌🏼 Comedy!

[@TheTimologist]

We need to define what racism is. I believe it is believing a person is superior or inferior to another because of their race and treating them differently as a result. I don't believe people observing and commenting on differences due to race are racist.

[@lie380]

I miss the days when everybody could be made fun of. Now you gotta be real careful anything you say about any race besides white people..

[@ScootNTan]

Only if you give a damn what people think