Black Jokes - Skippy Simon (Stand Up Comedy)

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@Kurralok
@Kurralok 5 жыл бұрын
I once saw a meme with a Native American, it said "I don't like snow, its white and on my land" I was dying 😂
@mikeschroeder8594
@mikeschroeder8594 4 жыл бұрын
Tell you what's jacked up, I'm an adopted native american with a German last name! I hate making a resevation at a resturant, last time I did the whole tribe showed up.
@matowakan3741
@matowakan3741 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside snow is actually very sacred to us and we lay in it on the second day of snow
@springsnapped5435
@springsnapped5435 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm wheezing
@unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315
@unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying 🤣😭😂
@richyg3993
@richyg3993 Жыл бұрын
I love it! I’m half Navajo and love Native American jokes! The more offensive the better!! 😂😂😂
@Vizenzo187
@Vizenzo187 2 жыл бұрын
I'm black and I love this kind of humor. People need to be more tolerant and stop being so damn sensitive. We're all humans, period. Black, white, brown.. it's just pigment or lack of.
@Pantheragem
@Pantheragem 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Life is hard enough, getting through it without a sense of humor (especially about oneself) is harder.
@sbl17jackson37
@sbl17jackson37 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Black comedians like the late Richard Pryer made fun of and mocked white people all the time. Yet if a white person makes fun of black people for having big lips, they are called racist. This needs to stop and blacks need to stop getting so defensive when they are made fun of.
@DG3Baller_
@DG3Baller_ 2 жыл бұрын
I had a team called the monkeys and I told my black friend he could be the leader of the monkeys 😂😂😂
@vegassims7
@vegassims7 2 жыл бұрын
Gay jokes too are great. People need to laugh at themselves and chill.
@Lamboseveryk
@Lamboseveryk 2 жыл бұрын
You’re not black
@Speediesam
@Speediesam 4 жыл бұрын
What do you call an Asian thats always by himself, Lone Lee
@gueddouhislam1491
@gueddouhislam1491 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jacespace23
@Jacespace23 4 жыл бұрын
What do you call an Asian who love jerkey? Jerkey Chan
@rickie-89
@rickie-89 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏
@glitching71
@glitching71 3 жыл бұрын
I like it
@guxxi9746
@guxxi9746 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣
@jamiethehedgehog403
@jamiethehedgehog403 5 жыл бұрын
If you can't joke about everything. can't joke about nothing.
@shauniepoo5789
@shauniepoo5789 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@yesteryears
@yesteryears 4 жыл бұрын
ay facts
@ronaldbrown5842
@ronaldbrown5842 4 жыл бұрын
True
@benpotaka5893
@benpotaka5893 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@gamehero6816
@gamehero6816 4 жыл бұрын
It's not what you can joke about, it's what jokes you can tell without reinforcing power over black people.
@gums7941
@gums7941 4 жыл бұрын
I love when everyone gets together and makes fun of each other.
@War-wh3em
@War-wh3em 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@rongullikson9532
@rongullikson9532 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, funny is funny but the people who take the most offense become the best targets. Hell I can barely remember a polok joke now because if nobody cares what is the sense of telling the joke
@screamingeagle3032
@screamingeagle3032 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad that isn’t the world we live in anymore.
@FellowOfHammer
@FellowOfHammer 3 жыл бұрын
@@screamingeagle3032 isn’t that the truth lmao...it’s gotten so ridiculous
@brandonkhan3790
@brandonkhan3790 3 жыл бұрын
💯👌👊
@jaylenroman2454
@jaylenroman2454 3 жыл бұрын
I miss this generation when everybody wasn't sensitive
@zariagreen3638
@zariagreen3638 3 жыл бұрын
CheesecakeMicey Ikr 🙄
@thericksterr1791
@thericksterr1791 3 жыл бұрын
@@quitchannel4246 dude shut up
@von0apoc358
@von0apoc358 3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Gundam04
@Gundam04 3 жыл бұрын
So do I man, don't sweat cheesecakeMicey
@seannkeshimana2176
@seannkeshimana2176 3 жыл бұрын
Big difference between telling jokes and taking a piss. He's just telling jokes.
@badbeanztriplezoneproducti3794
@badbeanztriplezoneproducti3794 5 жыл бұрын
I wish this kind of humor was still allowed
@resteazy2207
@resteazy2207 5 жыл бұрын
Bad Beanz I know right too bad they are told when it’s like 24 white people and 3 black kids in class is where these jokes get dangerous
@c.m.b.7567
@c.m.b.7567 5 жыл бұрын
@@resteazy2207 yall is just racist assholes
@charliefox9424
@charliefox9424 5 жыл бұрын
It is. Black people do it
@flamehood6588
@flamehood6588 4 жыл бұрын
C. Burkley shut up
@heianalien132
@heianalien132 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wait watch out you just triggerd Overweightmadbuzzfeedviewer.exe
@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631
@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631 3 жыл бұрын
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? CROSS COUNTRY!
@shawnbruce6934
@shawnbruce6934 7 ай бұрын
LOL.
@kassminto9732
@kassminto9732 9 жыл бұрын
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? THE NBA
@dzeliongurung3218
@dzeliongurung3218 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂💀💀
@BRRTa10
@BRRTa10 7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@thetimuridhorde9539
@thetimuridhorde9539 7 жыл бұрын
what do white jokes and white nba players have in common they both suck.
@heilpepe4102
@heilpepe4102 7 жыл бұрын
kass minto DUED 😂😂😂
@jacobburk5563
@jacobburk5563 7 жыл бұрын
kass minto haha
@catpainblackudder01
@catpainblackudder01 6 жыл бұрын
I saw a black guy a Muslim and a Jew standing on a frozen lake not talking, so I went over and broke the ice...
@MotorcrossRacer1
@MotorcrossRacer1 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@ramens
@ramens 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@Mikdeelow
@Mikdeelow 4 жыл бұрын
catpainblackudder01 ohhhhahaha! thank you for that one!!!
@Austin-wg8is
@Austin-wg8is 4 жыл бұрын
The KKK isn't racist There are always black people hanging around
@زكرياالشوقي
@زكرياالشوقي 4 жыл бұрын
@Unkwon Malaysian Guy actully in gta cj can swim but tommy not 😎
@yeshuamcj546
@yeshuamcj546 4 жыл бұрын
What do you call a black man in a suit? ---Defendant
@aplays89
@aplays89 4 жыл бұрын
It's what do you say to a black guy In a suit will the defendant please rise
@yeshuamcj546
@yeshuamcj546 4 жыл бұрын
@@aplays89 I have heard a few different versions of the joke...either way it's funny. Thanks for adding yours...
@silent_dolphin3970
@silent_dolphin3970 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Kramer i don’t get it
@great2136
@great2136 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@bennevis6843
@bennevis6843 3 жыл бұрын
Guilty
@oka3076
@oka3076 6 жыл бұрын
This comment section is actually pretty decent:P you see racist comments towards white & black folks and only few people getting triggered, well done.
@joshmiller1928
@joshmiller1928 5 жыл бұрын
I finally reached a spot where it went both ways lol too funny! I like all jokes.
@kadeemmoore4803
@kadeemmoore4803 5 жыл бұрын
Whites shouldn't be allowed to joke about blacks. We haven't gotten to that point yet. So keep it on the internet or loose your teeth.
@bergerisgood218
@bergerisgood218 5 жыл бұрын
Kadeem Moore you’re only acting tough on the internet because u stole a white guys computer. Glad to see you can read and write though 😂
@bergerisgood218
@bergerisgood218 5 жыл бұрын
Kadeem Moore pretty sure you go to jail for that. Cause you’re black
@nellfranks656
@nellfranks656 5 жыл бұрын
Free speech tends to have that effect
@druginducedfeverdream1613
@druginducedfeverdream1613 5 жыл бұрын
How many police officers does is take to change a light bulb? They just beat the room for being dark.
@druginducedfeverdream1613
@druginducedfeverdream1613 5 жыл бұрын
@RP S Hahahahaha holy shit 😂
@bruteboi73
@bruteboi73 4 жыл бұрын
eyyyy
@zacharypelphrey6166
@zacharypelphrey6166 4 жыл бұрын
Drug Induced Fever dream lol ouch!!!
@Hannah-nc7cb
@Hannah-nc7cb 4 жыл бұрын
FOM FamilyOverMoney I’m sorry but logically thinking this was the best one and i actually never thought of it that way lol my husband grew up in a black neighborhood
@username-mf4mu
@username-mf4mu 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaaa
@LilEliBaby
@LilEliBaby 2 жыл бұрын
I’m black !! And I’m not Offended!! You can tell the difference between humor and discrimination 💯💯💯 respect my Niggga 💯💯💯
@johnconnors1112
@johnconnors1112 6 жыл бұрын
When I was a boy everyone told jokes on everyone whites jokes black jokes irish jokes polish jokes. Jewish jokes italian jokes Everyone Laughed. Those were the Good Old Days PEACE And LOVE Jc.
@indiawillis7650
@indiawillis7650 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I think racial jokes are hilarious - white jokes included
@Bonniemish
@Bonniemish 6 жыл бұрын
All stereotypes are funny. I don't know who says they're racist. Peace out!
@rottonrod3599
@rottonrod3599 6 жыл бұрын
Do you know why I asked friends are white and not black? You want them to work don't you!
@rottonrod3599
@rottonrod3599 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry folks. Why are aspirin white, and not black? You want them to work, don't you?
@Juzzzer
@Juzzzer 5 жыл бұрын
John Connors 111 yes because racism = love
@donnybones3376
@donnybones3376 5 жыл бұрын
I definitely came for the comments.
@kayz6124
@kayz6124 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly cuz I really don't give a damn abt what he has to say
@aalyahvalentine1602
@aalyahvalentine1602 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@JGendron1983
@JGendron1983 4 жыл бұрын
Takes balls for a while comedian to cut black jokes. Respect
@onewhiteboi4993
@onewhiteboi4993 4 жыл бұрын
I came for the jokes
@Wolfy673
@Wolfy673 4 жыл бұрын
That's hella gay. Why did you come to comments hella gay
@rickjohnson9191
@rickjohnson9191 6 жыл бұрын
I’m reading the comment section and laughing out loud already.
@skippysimon
@skippysimon 5 жыл бұрын
i know...this shit is funny as hell!!!
@notfirekingj1245
@notfirekingj1245 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@michaelhow8403
@michaelhow8403 3 жыл бұрын
Why most of the jokes aren’t even funny
@wewuzwolves4428
@wewuzwolves4428 4 жыл бұрын
People can get mad, but racist jokes are funny AF.
@LucaBrasi0
@LucaBrasi0 4 жыл бұрын
You are not wrong.
@Urlocalcommentt
@Urlocalcommentt 4 жыл бұрын
These kid will look up stuff like this just to get mad
@maxmorris4562
@maxmorris4562 4 жыл бұрын
Yea until a bunch of bitches start getting offended
@benpotaka5893
@benpotaka5893 4 жыл бұрын
@HumzDaCrazyD Kevin Bloody Wilson and Rodney Rude done it years ago
@Jaygarth
@Jaygarth 4 жыл бұрын
Racist jokes are all funny until it’s about ur race
@SupremeKareem9
@SupremeKareem9 4 жыл бұрын
The comedian was aight but yall in the comment section are hilarious
@nomad8166
@nomad8166 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure everyone here came for the comments lmao
@henryhill8671
@henryhill8671 4 жыл бұрын
What's the one word that begins with an N and ends in an R that you don't want to call a black person?... Neighbor.
@burakayan3360
@burakayan3360 4 жыл бұрын
Ahshhs lol
@yeshuamcj546
@yeshuamcj546 4 жыл бұрын
Henry Hill you funny SOB...LOL!!!!
@HasantheGreat
@HasantheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
Still racist
@HasantheGreat
@HasantheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
@Robinson Crusoe I'm playing around dude👎🏾
@ruthgeta7029
@ruthgeta7029 4 жыл бұрын
@@HasantheGreat fr
@DSpencer189
@DSpencer189 10 жыл бұрын
A black baby was in heaven sitting with god at his work shop.. God made the baby a pair of wings and the baby asked "does this mean I'm an angel?" God replied "nah, nigga, you a bat"
@bubbalove5663
@bubbalove5663 4 жыл бұрын
a black guy walks In a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , the bartender say hey that's pretty cool , where'd u get it ? the parrot says Africa theres millions of em .
@Magman-qw3gy
@Magman-qw3gy 3 жыл бұрын
Classic Bernard manning line 👏
@heru-deshet359
@heru-deshet359 3 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
@lakeabaya
@lakeabaya 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated 🤣🤣💀💀
@mm0367
@mm0367 5 жыл бұрын
How do you know if a black man has gotten into your house at night Your TV will be floating
@mm0367
@mm0367 5 жыл бұрын
yo breezy I suppose so but it's just a joke so it doesn't matter
@Jas6892
@Jas6892 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@victordwyer1018
@victordwyer1018 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Brotha00
@Brotha00 5 жыл бұрын
Booooo👎🏼
@cocoloco6060
@cocoloco6060 5 жыл бұрын
Damn that was a gamer pro move
@rest1585
@rest1585 2 жыл бұрын
As a black guy, I came here to hear some black jokes from someone who isn’t black. And I’m gonna hear them black jokes.
@erasedfromgenepool.4845
@erasedfromgenepool.4845 5 жыл бұрын
Once you go Black you're a single mother! 😂😂😂😂😂
@sevendaysaweek2622
@sevendaysaweek2622 4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo Shorter Shorter doesn’t make sense and not funny
@cj-ws7vy
@cj-ws7vy 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@silent_dolphin3970
@silent_dolphin3970 4 жыл бұрын
ckxkenshin 101 how
@zailyahlavender8081
@zailyahlavender8081 4 жыл бұрын
@ckxkenshin 101 no black dad
@charliebrown6512
@charliebrown6512 4 жыл бұрын
Once u go black u cant go home
@mm0367
@mm0367 5 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a black man and an elevator An elevator can raise a family
@u7angbe
@u7angbe 5 жыл бұрын
MM03 that s fucked up man hahahahaha
@cocoloco6060
@cocoloco6060 5 жыл бұрын
One fucked up joke you made there
@discovernow2960
@discovernow2960 5 жыл бұрын
This is deep
@jongyuemei
@jongyuemei 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@cornwall8029
@cornwall8029 5 жыл бұрын
Coco Loco like ur skin color haha
@LJXrot
@LJXrot 5 жыл бұрын
I love how out there he is with the black jokes and how just because hes white doesn't mean he's racist, I'm black and I fucking love this dude
@ShoaibKhan-bz5qm
@ShoaibKhan-bz5qm 3 жыл бұрын
Yea same
@ShoaibKhan-bz5qm
@ShoaibKhan-bz5qm 3 жыл бұрын
These kind of people funny enough probably the least likely to be actual racists
@_VISION.
@_VISION. 2 жыл бұрын
But these jokes weren't funny to me though. Maybe if I saw it 9 years ago but I didn't laugh once
@Surfmus
@Surfmus 2 жыл бұрын
I'm comedy, and I approve these blacks.
@Miniaturehorseexpress
@Miniaturehorseexpress 4 жыл бұрын
What's the most confusing day in Harlem ??? Father's day
@rhettvaughan1937
@rhettvaughan1937 4 жыл бұрын
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't take medicine on an empty stomach.
@crazygazz
@crazygazz 4 жыл бұрын
LOLL
@gueddouhislam1491
@gueddouhislam1491 4 жыл бұрын
I bet you can't make me sad and delighted at the same time 😂😂 You :
@mekaworldus
@mekaworldus 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, this one really hurt! 😡
@joshuaj.chinda9873
@joshuaj.chinda9873 4 жыл бұрын
Rhett Vaughan your joke doesn't rhyme they are pharmarcies in Africa. Look for a better joke that is at least funny. For example Why does Rhett Vaughan not live in Vaughan Ontario because his not a Vaughaniac.
@crazygazz
@crazygazz 4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Chinda thats the joke dumbfuk cause africa has no food there poor
@clemsonownsthebuckeyes4491
@clemsonownsthebuckeyes4491 2 жыл бұрын
As a black man i love this guys jokes...too funny
@edwardredd1475
@edwardredd1475 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a comment like this I highly doubt they’re actually black. Black people don’t usually announce they’re black before validating something.
@mm0367
@mm0367 5 жыл бұрын
How do you get 50,000 followers Run through Africa with a bottle of water
@adamfair1976
@adamfair1976 5 жыл бұрын
MM03 that was fucked up and funny
@nathankweli4172
@nathankweli4172 5 жыл бұрын
That’s ain’t funny
@azar7794
@azar7794 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂bro that’s fucked up and funny at the same time
@Jas6892
@Jas6892 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@victordwyer1018
@victordwyer1018 5 жыл бұрын
Yo🤣🤣🤣🤣
@natasiamoore5533
@natasiamoore5533 8 жыл бұрын
I'm black and even I found these jokes hilarious
@jarvis2282
@jarvis2282 2 жыл бұрын
Ok?
@wetnapkin2439
@wetnapkin2439 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarvis2282 I love you "Stares at your with menacing sadistic smile"
@anthonyweinersnose2583
@anthonyweinersnose2583 2 жыл бұрын
Well hell you should they're written for you. Good shit.
@Fireboltagain
@Fireboltagain 5 жыл бұрын
I'm black and I approve this video 👍
@whoisyou8508
@whoisyou8508 4 жыл бұрын
@BoxingEgo’s Fake Hairline I'm black and I don't approve this at all BUT IM NOT JUDGING YOU DONT COME AFTER ME PLZ
@Golfzilla1961
@Golfzilla1961 5 жыл бұрын
What do Mexican and Black jokes have in common? Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal! 🧔🏽🧔🏿
@02122_
@02122_ 5 жыл бұрын
That’s funny
@dislikebutton4961
@dislikebutton4961 5 жыл бұрын
02122 not really
@dislikebutton4961
@dislikebutton4961 5 жыл бұрын
02122 could be funnier eh
@-amr-828
@-amr-828 4 жыл бұрын
@Lou Fay You misspelled black.
@IgotSomuchTroubleonmyMind
@IgotSomuchTroubleonmyMind 4 жыл бұрын
What do you call a somoan mixed with Mexican? Some mo Mexicans.
@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631
@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Mexico so bad in the Olympics? ANYONE THAT CAN RUN, JUMP, OR SWIM IS ALREADY OVER THE BORDER!
@the10thleper
@the10thleper 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite black joke slam. "He is so black, lighting bugs follow him during the day." I heard some black guy say that to another in a slam contest and I'm still laughing at it.
@arrezz2078
@arrezz2078 5 жыл бұрын
When the comment section is way better than the video
@SlimUchihaGaming
@SlimUchihaGaming 4 жыл бұрын
I saved this vid to my favorites just to come back to the comments every once in a while. Now this is America
@unogazzy84
@unogazzy84 5 жыл бұрын
"Once you go black you're a single mother" That one got me hard hahahahaha
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 3 жыл бұрын
Why, why is it funny?
@upstatecraze2272
@upstatecraze2272 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandondavidson4085 its very funny.
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 3 жыл бұрын
@@upstatecraze2272 no, explain it. Explain why the joke is funny.
@ques4estas
@ques4estas 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandondavidson4085It's because of the notion that the single motherhood is so high among blacks. Most blacks grew up without a father. Thats why it was funny
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 2 жыл бұрын
@@ques4estas Except it's statistically wrong. The guy's whole routine is to just be offensive, he's not really telling jokes. It's no wonder he doesn't have a career in comedy.
@forrestgump7553
@forrestgump7553 6 жыл бұрын
What does every pregnant Black woman in America that gets an abortion receive? $300 from crime stoppers.
@dwayneyoung7988
@dwayneyoung7988 5 жыл бұрын
Q: Where do you hide a black mans key's where he wont ever find them? A: In his workboots.
@dislikebutton4961
@dislikebutton4961 5 жыл бұрын
?
@davidjames3125
@davidjames3125 5 жыл бұрын
What do black people and bikes have in common? Both only work with chains on.
@thompsonlensman8768
@thompsonlensman8768 4 жыл бұрын
What does the Jewish man see when he goes to shower? His grandpa
@Granberg7.62
@Granberg7.62 4 жыл бұрын
Oof😂 mad nazi shit
@waynebeard4605
@waynebeard4605 4 жыл бұрын
We've forgotten how to laugh at ourselves. The media has played a huge role in he decline of life as we once knew. I'm white and I could care less if someone makes a "white" joke because it's probably true. My sister is so damn fat when she asked for a waterbed for her birthday, we put a blanket on Folsom Lake. Peace
@Gundam04
@Gundam04 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Danjacytes
@Danjacytes 3 жыл бұрын
@Alex Wells Nope
@MrGlenn253
@MrGlenn253 3 жыл бұрын
@Alex Wells No, why?
@Pantheragem
@Pantheragem 2 жыл бұрын
NorCal.
@willgreenwell7660
@willgreenwell7660 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like we should be able to laugh at these without feeling like it’s racist, sometimes people are a little too sensitive and jus because a joke is about a group/ stereotype doesn’t mean it’s an attack on that group
@Mcali1984
@Mcali1984 3 жыл бұрын
*I worked 2 years for my masters. My friend Jamals great grandma worked 60 years for her masters. *
@Cowabunga808
@Cowabunga808 5 жыл бұрын
Man, 2AM in the comments section and I'm hungrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill
@andretg3175
@andretg3175 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment section i have seen in years. Everyone getting on everyone with hilarious jokes. You don’t see this or hear it anymore, unfortunately.
@fanpundit9262
@fanpundit9262 5 жыл бұрын
My black people are strong, cuz the TV has gotten bigger
@overloadn_3681
@overloadn_3681 4 жыл бұрын
Crisparex you serious??
@aldorodriguez3283
@aldorodriguez3283 4 жыл бұрын
@Crisparex TV=Television
@seregill13
@seregill13 4 жыл бұрын
@Crisparex You don't know what a TV is?
@apassionforcarping5275
@apassionforcarping5275 6 жыл бұрын
Whats the difference between a black man and a mountain bike. The bike dont sing old man river when u chain it up
@mikedodd848
@mikedodd848 6 жыл бұрын
Unless you being malicious laughing at each other is how to get along all races
@Dikkefee
@Dikkefee 5 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%, just please, please, please use a comma next time ^^
@StardustSpiritDragon
@StardustSpiritDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad liberals get angry at each other.
@Jimb1264
@Jimb1264 3 жыл бұрын
@@StardustSpiritDragon Politics 😴
@dankirslis5279
@dankirslis5279 4 жыл бұрын
What did the black man say as he was laughing at your joke? "I can't breathe"
@dankirslis5279
@dankirslis5279 4 жыл бұрын
@Clyde Woof no I'm not. I'm just a guy with a dark sense of humor thats all. Even if I were why would it matter?
@shauniepoo5789
@shauniepoo5789 4 жыл бұрын
@@dankirslis5279 I'm black and I thought it was funny, but that's because I'm not a snowflake and I have a sense of humor
@yesteryears
@yesteryears 4 жыл бұрын
Clyde Woof yeah what’s wrong with all lives matter lmao. if you say you are for all lives matter, you are literally saying that you support *all* lives. black lives, LGBTQ lives, white lives, literally everyone. that is straight up the definition of non-racist.
@nomad8166
@nomad8166 4 жыл бұрын
@@yesteryears It's because many say "All lives matter" so that they don't have to say "black lives matter" and to get other people too say it because they want to feel included, tbh it's all bullshit I'm personally all "all lives don't matter" lol
@ilillililil5042
@ilillililil5042 4 жыл бұрын
@@nomad8166 so you're saying some lives don't matter as much as others when you say you dont think all lives matter so you're being a huge hypocrite
@Aylaa382
@Aylaa382 5 жыл бұрын
What’s the scariest thing about a white man in jail ??????? You know he did it 😂😂😂😂😂
@Rockzzzv
@Rockzzzv 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jaayyy931
@jaayyy931 5 жыл бұрын
😆
@flintironstag2381
@flintironstag2381 5 жыл бұрын
Damn!!! LMAO!!!!
@samwestminster9135
@samwestminster9135 5 жыл бұрын
FOM FamilyOverMoney 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@asiaboomstixx3649
@asiaboomstixx3649 5 жыл бұрын
omg this is hilarious
@zzubuzz
@zzubuzz 5 жыл бұрын
What did the Chinese couple name their black child? Sum Ting Wong
@victordwyer1018
@victordwyer1018 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mnlight9560
@mnlight9560 5 жыл бұрын
isnt that a British Drag Queen
@joycelynbenard1629
@joycelynbenard1629 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@jongyuemei
@jongyuemei 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@tukiman2808
@tukiman2808 5 жыл бұрын
Celeng,,, wkwkwk
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 5 жыл бұрын
What do you call a white guy having a seizure on the dance floor? _An improvement_
@TJ-fe7rr
@TJ-fe7rr 5 жыл бұрын
@@sexysexy36 ya know it's a joke right?
@sexysexy36
@sexysexy36 5 жыл бұрын
@@TJ-fe7rr It's always a joke some how.
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 5 жыл бұрын
Sexy Sexy You know I’m white right? Like, “I look like a Nazi if I cut my hair and comb it back” white.
@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn
@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn 5 жыл бұрын
As a white person, I can confirm
@zangymongoose7231
@zangymongoose7231 5 жыл бұрын
@@osiawideman4851 What do my hobbies have to concern u with mr osia
@doxholiday1372
@doxholiday1372 5 жыл бұрын
How do you get a black dude you don't like anymore out of the house? Tell him he's about to be a father...
@dislikebutton4961
@dislikebutton4961 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t really funny. Try to be more funny next time kiddo
@msloyalwhiteknight3890
@msloyalwhiteknight3890 5 жыл бұрын
Omg hilarious lol
@dislikebutton4961
@dislikebutton4961 5 жыл бұрын
Sad Boi lmao calm down kid
@qutipiecx
@qutipiecx 5 жыл бұрын
Why only blacks people offended
@ponds5304
@ponds5304 4 жыл бұрын
@@dislikebutton4961 Imagine tryna be condescending with an anime PFP LMAO
@brummyguy3716
@brummyguy3716 7 жыл бұрын
When a black guy says racist jokes it OK but when a white guy says them then it's 'racist'
@drakepatel4470
@drakepatel4470 6 жыл бұрын
The thing is you white people are making jokes about slavery, the kkk, and black people dying. The prison jokes are ok, but when you make jokes about people dying and serious events that happened in real life, it is just horrible. White people need to learn their boundaries and just cool it sometimes. I am not saying all whites are like that though.
@rebeccalove2065
@rebeccalove2065 6 жыл бұрын
Because black comedians tread lightly when it comes to white people they don’t make the most offensive jokes , they might throw in the odd white people dont season their food and that’s the most offensive it’ll get but white comedians use the most offensive racial stereotypes against black people and considering white peoples history towards black people it doesn’t help the situation
@timperry1753
@timperry1753 5 жыл бұрын
For the canadians: How do you get a one armed newfoundlander out of a tree? Wave to him.
@edsalinas9996
@edsalinas9996 4 жыл бұрын
What was he doing up there in the first place? Raking leaves.
@dattebayo9488
@dattebayo9488 2 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a black man and Batman.. Batman can go inside a store without robin
@robertcarey8237
@robertcarey8237 4 жыл бұрын
How do you keep black men out of your house? Put a now hiring sign on the door. I have a lot other ethnic jokes but this was a video on black jokes so don’t go all crazy and start that racist bs. Peace to all people.
@jamaalburrows9548
@jamaalburrows9548 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute Treasure! It’s rare to find genuinely funny people anymore.
@Austin-wg8is
@Austin-wg8is 4 жыл бұрын
This comment section is so dark it stole my wallet
@ChrisR395
@ChrisR395 5 жыл бұрын
I once had a business where I sold land mines inside Muslim prayer mats. The prophets went through the roof!
@donjuantrumpetajohnson
@donjuantrumpetajohnson 5 жыл бұрын
Not bad...not bad at all..
@kianmagrone3174
@kianmagrone3174 5 жыл бұрын
I am dead
@miller0079
@miller0079 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeffreyflynn5746
@jeffreyflynn5746 5 жыл бұрын
Nice lol
@renewedmind8460
@renewedmind8460 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@lamardavis2242
@lamardavis2242 10 жыл бұрын
What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Hose A and Hose B
@cryospiral
@cryospiral 7 жыл бұрын
Raul Velazquez my my aren't we sensitive.
@ChuckNorris-sm1pb
@ChuckNorris-sm1pb 7 жыл бұрын
Nah
@zackbfortiscuejr4575
@zackbfortiscuejr4575 7 жыл бұрын
Lamar Davis jalapeno yo bussness & Namco bussness taco buno borito Chile calinte
@gregwomack5237
@gregwomack5237 7 жыл бұрын
That's funny as hell... Hahaja
@Lucifer-zl8sn
@Lucifer-zl8sn 7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toddpowers029
@toddpowers029 4 жыл бұрын
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling.
@steelballs5922
@steelballs5922 6 жыл бұрын
this guy should be in black panther 2 .
@robertdablobert05
@robertdablobert05 4 жыл бұрын
He would be the villan😂😂😭😭
@ec7125
@ec7125 4 жыл бұрын
There is a Vietnamese restraunt owned by a Brother in Hawaii called "Pho real."
@renewedmind8460
@renewedmind8460 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@AE5X
@AE5X 4 жыл бұрын
There's a Viet restaurant here called Pho King - and it's phoking good.
@ec7125
@ec7125 4 жыл бұрын
I ate there it's in Wahiawa I totally agree
@DaDesiDon1
@DaDesiDon1 4 жыл бұрын
What did the black kid get for his birthday Your bike
@4th19th2
@4th19th2 4 жыл бұрын
Know where did bike came from?
@4th19th2
@4th19th2 4 жыл бұрын
Your mom.
@Alexkk-tq2je
@Alexkk-tq2je 4 жыл бұрын
@@4th19th2 OHHHHHHH Xd
@lewiskhee8760
@lewiskhee8760 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao whenever I get a bike and ride it outside in my ghetto neighborhood i get jumped and it gets stolen
@Martepiece
@Martepiece 3 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a white woman topless and a black woman topless? The White woman appears on play boy The black woman? On National Geographic... 😂 😂 😂
@MaxGMD69
@MaxGMD69 3 жыл бұрын
Ok this was epic
@dabbydabbydoo
@dabbydabbydoo 3 жыл бұрын
My buddy once complained about being half-irish, half-native. He said all he ever wants to do is drink, but for free!
@magirusdeutzjupiter2234
@magirusdeutzjupiter2234 Жыл бұрын
Some great BLACK jokes, very funny.
@DrAL00isin
@DrAL00isin 5 жыл бұрын
If we can’t laugh at ourselves and jab each other within reason we are truly screwed. Just don’t be that person who claims to be “joking” just to grind an axe about race or politics or whatever.
@ekowapeja
@ekowapeja 5 жыл бұрын
his black jokes are really funny,... and I’m so black 😂
@philcollin5891
@philcollin5891 3 жыл бұрын
The single mother joke is true to this day though 😂😂
@jugsmcgee3751
@jugsmcgee3751 2 жыл бұрын
Its been true since the 1970s
@lukebyrnes7437
@lukebyrnes7437 5 жыл бұрын
There were two black guys in a car who was driving The cops😂😂😂
@rangahlishouso_0176
@rangahlishouso_0176 5 жыл бұрын
Luke Byrnes dUdE ThAt’S sO RaCiSt
@moeglizzy6277
@moeglizzy6277 5 жыл бұрын
@@rangahlishouso_0176 its a joke relax
@cornwall8029
@cornwall8029 5 жыл бұрын
MAORI CHIEF GAMING then why come here??
@cameronpaul7108
@cameronpaul7108 5 жыл бұрын
I have a jokes Who was the first Balck guy to admit he's a father Darth Vader
@Jas6892
@Jas6892 4 жыл бұрын
@462!!? 786%!! yeah white people,black people and asian get arrested all the time
@meanieeheart4236
@meanieeheart4236 4 жыл бұрын
as a black person im not offended by these jokes they're just plain childish but if race jokes aren't funny they're just corny
@garcia26vega
@garcia26vega 4 жыл бұрын
Nafisa Heart I love all race jokes even as a black man! We make fun of white Ppl so they can make fun of us too!
@gammacxygames
@gammacxygames 4 жыл бұрын
About 40% Of white people tell racist unfunny racist jokes, 1% Are actually racist and the 49% are normal people
@ginsakata8712
@ginsakata8712 4 жыл бұрын
I invited my chinese friend to my house for dinner , now my cat is missing.
@tylerbooth7728
@tylerbooth7728 5 жыл бұрын
What's worse than a black person running out of your house with you VCR His brother up ahead with your TV
@seregill13
@seregill13 4 жыл бұрын
My god you need to update this joke, at least say DVD player
@MrSeanrosser
@MrSeanrosser 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@brantlucas8507
@brantlucas8507 2 жыл бұрын
What do you say when you see your TV floating off at night? Jamal drop it!
@perfectfan2006
@perfectfan2006 6 жыл бұрын
the solution to unemployment in america is expand the NBA to 500 teams...
@Brotha00
@Brotha00 5 жыл бұрын
Marie Miller fuck you, good joke. Subtle
@Zblactookyohat
@Zblactookyohat 5 жыл бұрын
This was too good😂
@musaharper5346
@musaharper5346 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lilbondeck100
@lilbondeck100 5 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, this guys a genius Sincerely, A Black Guy
@julenherrero4217
@julenherrero4217 5 жыл бұрын
if these jokes were made now itd end up on the news.. :(
@raullopez9519
@raullopez9519 3 жыл бұрын
What u called 10 to midnight?black person u can't see them
@chuckyd19
@chuckyd19 5 жыл бұрын
Why did the 15 year old mexican girl got pregant???? Because her teacher told her to do an essay.
@summerbunbury3391
@summerbunbury3391 4 жыл бұрын
@Bad Boys Boogie 😁It's actually quite hilarious. An "ese" (pronounced essay) is Spanish slang for dude, bro, homie, thug.
@summerbunbury3391
@summerbunbury3391 4 жыл бұрын
✋ _HIGH5_ Chuck!
@hobbesgoblin2691
@hobbesgoblin2691 6 жыл бұрын
Hah I edited it so no one will know what I said originally.
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 5 жыл бұрын
Hobbes Goblin Yup. Now people think that the guy telling jokes is racist by association. That’s the nature of the internet. Brings out the filth of society
@richgold3806
@richgold3806 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Black people: Ooga booga nigga
@TheHmd11
@TheHmd11 5 жыл бұрын
Lame bitch
@PJ-kr9ku
@PJ-kr9ku 5 жыл бұрын
@@richgold3806 Now that was racists. Did you have to say that?
@PJ-kr9ku
@PJ-kr9ku 5 жыл бұрын
I only see people saying black jokes. Are they offending you?
@johnd21
@johnd21 3 жыл бұрын
I held a door open a japenease man and he said “sank you” then I punched him in the face for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that
@Rubenbinx
@Rubenbinx 3 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect description of 2021 society… in America
@ken_caminiti
@ken_caminiti Жыл бұрын
This aged perfectly.
@cheikhbouyasidihaiba5778
@cheikhbouyasidihaiba5778 6 жыл бұрын
I’m dead just by reading the comment section
@skippysimon
@skippysimon 5 жыл бұрын
had i known this would have happened i would have done even more offensive stuff...
@sergiosandoval7955
@sergiosandoval7955 11 ай бұрын
Racism is not the problem, sensitivity is.
@sisypheanexistence8955
@sisypheanexistence8955 5 ай бұрын
🦍🦍👍
@laudiblelooser1739
@laudiblelooser1739 5 жыл бұрын
My friends dad left him for the new Popeyes chicken sandwich
@chazt1896
@chazt1896 9 жыл бұрын
Great comedy so tired of all the PC crap out there bring back some Dark comedy...way to go bring it and screw all you sensitive whimps!!!
@kaadauwgg
@kaadauwgg 7 жыл бұрын
Chaz T yeah! Let's go back to calling mentally challenged people retarded, like we used to.
@toheedmalik2238
@toheedmalik2238 7 жыл бұрын
Inept Lmao man the fuck up
@bigblue3216
@bigblue3216 7 жыл бұрын
Vulgar Display of Truth come come now, we all know your ppl are illergic to anything remotely honest
@rabbi2290
@rabbi2290 6 жыл бұрын
you're
@beverlygill6916
@beverlygill6916 6 жыл бұрын
kaadauwgg or go back to calling little people midgets and deaf people dumb
@oldschoolamerican714
@oldschoolamerican714 6 жыл бұрын
Hey how ya doin tonight ok ok heres my first black joke ....Barack obama .....thank u thank u
@NICCAGE26
@NICCAGE26 6 жыл бұрын
Why did the white man drive 3 hour to another state with beer and ropes in his truck To tell chris hanson from dateline nbc he was just "checking on her because she was 12 and home alone"
@skippysimon
@skippysimon 5 жыл бұрын
creeps, politicians and priests...go get em chris!!!
@gwenwilliams1553
@gwenwilliams1553 4 жыл бұрын
Lou Fay why are you mad
@kthen9670
@kthen9670 4 жыл бұрын
@Lou Fay its clearly the other way around. You have been on every comment here making white jokes to compromise for the funnier black jokes
@alexmichaels4997
@alexmichaels4997 6 жыл бұрын
And Roseanne gets fired
@wownelfwarrior247
@wownelfwarrior247 7 жыл бұрын
I bet if the camera turns to the crowd see them in all white sheets
@sarax8644
@sarax8644 5 жыл бұрын
KKK reference ? 😂😂
@fuzz2912
@fuzz2912 3 жыл бұрын
It's only through humor and comedy that it becomes non racist. We may know many of these jokes have a small element of truth to the them, so we laugh... Any other day of the week you try to post one of these jokes on social media... You are cancelled in 2.3 seconds, jobless, and labeled.
@thebandit979
@thebandit979 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly this new generation does not understand on how not to take everything to heart and that just because a person makes racist jokes don’t mean that they automatically support the KKK
@officialbrandonquinn
@officialbrandonquinn 6 жыл бұрын
dude I'm black & this dude is fucking funny as hell
@cloutt_y6181
@cloutt_y6181 6 жыл бұрын
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
@rashidacrowde
@rashidacrowde 5 жыл бұрын
😸😸😸😸😸😹😹🙀🙀
@maddoxgreco776
@maddoxgreco776 5 жыл бұрын
A black mom has 7 kids all named tyrone. how does she address them indibiduly, By their last name
@onism5359
@onism5359 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus loooooool
@flintironstag2381
@flintironstag2381 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! LMAO!!
@overloadn_3681
@overloadn_3681 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@jasonbarnf4402
@jasonbarnf4402 5 жыл бұрын
Why dont chinese people have phonebooks ? They might wing the wong number
@Bmore2Htown
@Bmore2Htown 4 жыл бұрын
@Lou Fay it's a play on the mispronunciation of "ring", meaning "to call"..the *_L_* is all yours🏆
@satchelmouth1
@satchelmouth1 4 жыл бұрын
All the jokes, black, white, Mexican is a reflection of your life.
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