Radioactive Cat

[@confuseatronica]

please dont break my window, the cat has water and is radioactive and is listening to his favorite music

[@Hhhologram]

and is listening to radioactive

[@verticalflyingb737]

​@@Hhhologram he's waking up, to ash and dust

[@shutheupup2]

​@@verticalflyingb737 he wipes his brow and he sweats his rust

[@damanchur604]

​@@shutheupup2he's breathing in, the chemicals

[@Terminus_Glitcher_Real]

insert imagine dragons radioactive real

[@KilIimanjar0]

What happened to all my Strontium-90? Suspiciously radioactive cat:

[@therealtaco7328]

Best one I’ve seen so far

[@just_a_tractor]

Suspiciously radioactive 😂😂

[@a-dv7uy]

Part 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGq6nYmXlruSqMU

[@alex_is_my_cat]

@@a-dv7uybot

[@Homelander_James]

I ate those food.

[@readyforlol]

This man scientifically proved he had the raddest cat.

[@obscuratea]

underrated comment

[@jayz7130]

very underrated comment

[@ChraO_o]

Exceedingly high underrated comment.

[@Aspect.04]

you, sir.

[@CloudyBogdan]

HA! RADdest cat. Never heard that one before. Love it!

[@Mihai-PHANTOM]

"Thats my cat" "What did you call her?" "Reactor 4"

[@thefunny9]

This shit is creative as hell 😭

[@Jirahs57]

​@@thefunny9 Tik tokers can't come up with anything of their own, so they copy others. That's why this is extremely new to you, it's not copy n pasted like what you're used to.

[@Gato303co]

I understood that reference

[@computer_dude]

​@@Jirahs57you're an insufferable person

[@wanjoris]

​@@Jirahs57sigma skibidi rizz

[@hexandcube]

Imagine someone comes over to visit, and you're like, "Oh uh, don't touch our cat, he's currently radioactive"

[@zzzmatyzzz]

hes deadly

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

this cat contains pure uranium

[@No-cc1fq]

​@@robocatssj3theofficialPurranium Aight im out

[@soupcangaming662]

@@No-cc1fq I permit you to stay in. That was a fair cook.

[@Ilikepotatoes067]

​But he doesnt bite, he just kills everyone around him over time ​@@zzzmatyzzz

[@hama.a]

Having a radioactive cat named Gray is a great bit of coincidental wordplay

[@salamiaddict76]

Gray like the walls of the Chernobyl power plant

[@Bready3000]

@@salamiaddict76 Gray is the unit used to denote radiation exposure to a living being

[@salamiaddict76]

@@Bready3000 okay you’re smarter than me

[@catflip7406]

I was gonna say haha! A while back I actually had a therapist named Nick Sivert. Shame he didn't go into radiology lol

[@gado1273]

graystillplays???

[@tomasdariuspaun7586]

"Does your cat bite?" "No, he emits lethal radiation."

[@soapyslice]

💀

[@翠鳥]

And then, the own becomes CAT MAN, a superhero who got bitten by a radioactive cat.

[@sledger2066]

@@翠鳥hilarious

[@aquilezqz]

@@sledger2066 "Its a man?", "Its a cat?", No!, Its "Catman"!

[@miransp3812]

I gave the 3001 like (it went from 3k to 3.1k)

[@vasanthpragash854]

Congratulations, you just solved the quantum state paradox. The cat is alive!

[@Gato303co]

Cats are known for breaking the laws of physics..... just like they can do with gravity and deforming space-time

[@grrrgurrr_nO]

"911 whats your emergency?" "my cat is radioactive"

[@AniWee_Own_A_Whole_Stonks]

sir, why is your cat radioactive?

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

@@AniWee_Own_A_Whole_Stonksit ate some glowing green shredded leaves

[@acronus]

@@jackakakreanxx5587 "Has your cat shown any interest in living down in the sewers and learning martial arts?"

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

@@acronus “it just showed an interest in sleeping in an abandoned nuclear cell that is 2x8 inches

[@koltoonov4796]

@@AniWee_Own_A_Whole_Stonks i tried making a tik tok with that one cat that likes eating uranium

[@evilectric5109]

The sudden jump from 2,000 CPM to 40,000 CPM is the best part of this video.

[@PartialViewmusic]

@@bencooler2003 No... You are very wrong. This is 131I which is given to humans and animals alike for the treatment of hyperthyroidism. 131I emits beta radiation which is absorbed locally and does not exit the cat's body. (However, the activity itself is excreted and does thus exit the body) Additionally, it does emit high energy gamma radiation, mostly at 364 keV, this is what is detected here.

[@bencooler2003]

@@PartialViewmusic daaaaamn ok, yeah idk ^^^^this

[@Molon_Labe1776]

That model can't detect Alpha radiation.

[@bencooler2003]

@@Molon_Labe1776 Ight ye don’t wanna spread any misinformation, I’ll delete it.

[@emilysmith6897]

Inverse square law baby!

[@sibbur2378]

I love the thumbnail on this video. It looks like he locked the cat in a containment chamber to stop the radiation and the cat is swearing vengeance at him through the glass. "You can't keep me here forever Johnny. Once I get out of here I'll blast you with my radiation powers!!!"

[@ChesterManfred]

I kinda thought something similar, just not as funny

[@TheGreatK0rnholio]

"Your twisted experiments end here, Johnny! The end of man's reign is nigh! Catkind will prevail!"

[@MythicubeYT]

LOL SAME

[@furjaden8553]

Jon... these Demon cores are only making me stronger Jon...

[@_Lis25]

@@TheGreatK0rnholio I think you meant "Catkind will pretail!"

[@salsamancer]

"does your cat scratch?" "No it ionizes"

[@Cozm1k]

This one’s good

[@Hypercheeker]

That cat would shoot you with a gamma ray if you angered it

[@shark_it_up]

Plot twist cats are actually always this radioactive but nobody has held a geiger counter up to them before

[@nikostalk5730]

That is how "Schrodinger Cat" theory were invented

[@nexonexo1719]

It's the fact, not the plot twist

[@jpxgs]

this would explain why their litter is radioactive too

[@samuellacroit5145]

cat can be really toxic someting

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

Cats are now deemed too brutal for war

[@akshaynd95]

If that cat bites you, that's a superhero origin story right there.

[@romWa831]

Catgirl!

[@yuuto777]

My name is Meows Morales and I was bitten by a radioactive cat!

[@weakish]

why is this not the top comment

[@nickkohlmann]

​@@weakishDang right it should be

[@theussmirage]

Better Catwoman origin story than the Catwoman movie

[@doctor_sandvich]

The aftermath of the uranium crunch

[@sillygoober23]

now he needs to be reported to the government

[@toster41]

*crunches intensely while Uranium Fever plays in the background*

[@sylvester2395]

A light 287 trillion calories snack

[@ГлебИгоревич-у4ю]

@@sillygoober23 i wouldn't snitch on my homie like that

[@MuchHappyWolf]

“What do you have in your mouth!?” *Starts chewing faster*

[@connor7272]

“Be careful around my cat btw” “Oh I’m not allergic I’ll be fine” “No, he’s currently radioactive right now”

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

d'awww. Even the geiger counter is purring.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

I remember seeing this vid without context, so I assumed a cats purr somehow messes with g counters lol

[@alexm7777]

Cursed comments

[@darealmrog]

haha its purr- *every inch of skins starts to peel off*

[@EmmanQuinones5234]

That's a brand new sentence that one lmao

[@prophetzarquon1922]

This should totally be an Undead creature type, in D&D.

[@tailsprower5678]

>expecting to be around 100 >more radioactive than the sun

[@reddragonflyxx657]

- It's like ~0.275 mSv/h, you're probably fine up to 100 mSv. Acute illness starts at a few hundred mSv (yes, this is enough to make the cat "sick", but it was sick before) - Pet your cat, but don't sleep next to your cat (or stay close to them for more than a few hours. - Don't pet the cats if this is your job (use a stick or something), just like X-rays are pretty safe a few times per year, but not a few times per day. - I'm pretty sure radioiodine (pretty sure that's what they gave the cat, probably doing thyroid ablation) decays to something stable, and has a radiological half life of ~8 days. I think if you count the typical biological half life of the iodine in a cat (excess iodine getting excreted) it's closer to 4 days. So in like 40 days (10 half lives) the cat won't be very radioactive at all, and in 80 days (10 radiological half lives) the same applies to the litter. - Funranium Labs has a blog post or Twitter thread on this topic, having worked in a facility doing this sort of therapy. Allegedly the worst part of the job was not being allowed to pet the inpatient cats.

[@spythewhat]

@@reddragonflyxx657 cool

[@НикитаМакаров-й9щ]

@@reddragonflyxx657yep, that’s very cool

[@AJ-vj3es]

@@reddragonflyxx657you’re neither a vet or a health physicist. You don’t know shit and have no credentials quit tryna spread information you don’t even know about.

[@aramkhalil-uz5xh]

@@reddragonflyxx657 its measuring cpm

[@dxpawn]

"Aww your cat is so cute, what breed is he?" "Pripyat Felis Catus 42000 CPM"

[@SiriasisOFFICIAL]

Project Gamma Feline 1.0

[@Haznul247]

42000CPM 💀 sounds like a machine model

[@RainyWolf7]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of にゃんこ

[@Samdude12]

💀

[@CuteLewaczka]

Good XD

[@ExistingSmiles]

His silliness is to powerful for humans to understand, so it reveals itself in so called “radiation” (it’s silliness)

[@Red_Shewhart]

The cat simply unlocked the "Ghoulish" perk. It restores HP when irradiated.

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

"Ah, Atom's blessings reach out even to the wastelands animals!" The cultist said, affectionately petting the cat.

[@SaphiraLeander]

uraaaanium feeever

[@deletdis6173]

Cat visited the snake oil salesman. 😏

[@Funtime32324]

Bros immortal

[@konvitalik]

he is radiating love

[@YourAverageRock]

He’s also radiating lethal gases

[@wuzzle22]

No he's radiating the opposite of love (Aka I'm Killing You energy)

[@lolbots]

[@biozgamer5445]

@@YourAverageRock uhm Ackshually, radiation isnt a gas, radiation is made up of tiny little photons, energetic little fuckers that go at the speed of light! Thats why radiation is hot and thermonuclear bombs turn you into a human poptart fresh out of the toaster, except instead of being just right, the toaster is at max settings and so you are burnt to a crisp, and if you het caught in the fireball in the middle, you will stop existing entirely, because the center of a thermonuclear explosion, is around 100 million degrees centigrade! Or for the Americans, it is 180 million degrees Fahrenheit! Aka 4 times hotter than the surface of the sun… is it getting a little hot in here or what?

[@Askarcher]

LMAO

[@bryanwharton6692]

Cat has 18 half-lives

[@niksu9932]

this is the funniest comment here and somehow no one has noticed it.

[@Trion-Industries-Ltd]

@@niksu9932say no more

[@PlutoTheSynth]

lmaoo

[@OneLabToRuleThemAll]

best thing i've seen this year

[@WarFoxThunder]

LMAO

[@PixyAC7]

“aw, your cat is so cute, what breed is it?” “Pripyat Brown Cherno Cat”

[@alejandroalzatesanchez]

The silent yell of the cat is what got me.

"Am I in danger?" "Mr. Fluffles, you *are* the danger"

[@DiddyKongsLeftFoot]

the cat is the *one* who KNOCKS!

[@LettuceGayming]

Maaaoo

[@JorraneRei]

R e l e a s e M e

[@Hank39]

He was trying to destroy the window with his laser beams, thankfully he hasn't figured out how to activate them yet. God save us if he ever does...

[@k4l1zt0]

CPM actually stands for cuteness per meter

[@MARProduction24434]

And it's over 9000!

[@breadgoblin9499]

Cuteness Per Minute

[@newleafoverit]

I get it! The closer you get, the cuter it is! The farther you get, the lesser the cute you get to experience!

[@kej_pi]

​@@newleafoverit the more u know 👍

[@madibobadi9222]

Cuteness per meow 😸

[@arvin6606]

"Does she bites?" "No, but she has the demon core"

[@Necis-Evagel]

😂

[@VinceGatling]

She IS the demon core*

[@anscharfrost7303]

sorry no cat related superpowers for you

[@demonicloaf2100]

She just like me fr fr

[@Matilda-mq1rz]

She OPENED* the demon core. Its only dangerous if its open. Edit: i just realised that the kitty would have the power of blackmail cuz she could remove the thing holding it closed.

[@MMEEbuddy22]

Other:”oh where did you find your cat.” Me:”Chernobyl.”

[@CurtisAtkinson-u2x]

This should be a top comment

[@pufocina]

"YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR OWNING RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS!" "No, please, don't take my cat!"

[@o.v.m._part_1]

💀💀

[@FartInYourFace234]

that shit is just cringe

[@eriqrohweltall1611]

​@@FartInYourFace234 Bro really said that with that pfp

[@subyob]

​@@eriqrohweltall1611fr its crazy

[@flooku987]

Ah, the ATF, snooping as usual I see

[@thememeguy2195]

Guess this is the cat that was alive when Schrödinger opened the box.

[@shred1894]

I just imagined a pissed off cat with a large face scar and an eyepatch sharpening it's claws with a glare, as if saying "I lived, and I'm coming for you Schrodinger".

[@m1xov]

I knew someone gonna joke about Schrödinger's cat

[@megawl2086]

@@shred1894 i imagine the cat just cuddling up to Schrödinger and giving him severe radiation poisoning lmao

[@ИванАбрамовичЧингачгук]

Кот, долго сидя в тёмной коробке, тоже много думал от том "жив ли там снаружи этот чёртов Шрёдингер. Почему не открывает? Хотя какая разница, я как только вылезу, сразу сам поставлю его в суперпозицию."

[@AerYdmyg]

Always the Germans so damn evil…

[@chir0pter]

When your cat brings you a “present” that’s labeled DROP AND RUN

[@RipRLeeErmey]

Not the stick of Cobalt-60 😭

[@pidbul530]

Damnit, not again...

[@prophetzarquon1922]

"The Hydrogen dog and the Cobalt cat, side by side in the armory sat, Nobody thought about fusion or fission. Everyone spoke of their peace time mission, till somebody came open the door. There they were, in a neutron fog. The Codrogen Cat And the Hybalt dog; they mushroomed up with a terrible roar, and nobody never was there no more." Space-child's Mother Goose - Frederick Winsor

[@o.v.m._part_1]

Lmao

[@VoidGravitational]

“This cat is already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet”

[@aidadir]

🐡🥕

[@tannerbass7146]

It looks like this is coming back into rotation so I'll clarify for people: That style of meter (GM tube) can be set off by static electricity (like cats get), so the actual radiation level may be much lower. Hold a Geiger meter up to a fluorescent light to see what I mean. That meter also indicates "danger" at 1.30 mR/h. The actual industrial limit is 5 mR/h, and you should get really worried at 50 mR/h (appx 76k counts). So really, probably nothing to be too worried about. Source: I'm an x-ray repair technician.

[@tristan5951]

I was looking for an informed comment cause that seems insane lol

[@alphabasky]

Thank you so much, I had to scroll way too far to find out what was happening lol

[@sayori3939]

oh i see i also remember a video showing an x-ray detector going crazy from pulling a tape roll really fast and it was show it was just because of the static electricity

[@xFlareLeon]

I thought it was because a certain type of cat litter can set off a Geiger counter.

[@TyW-u6c]

Edit the first sentence to say "Paragraph guy here,"

[@spyr0guy]

“That’s a really nice cat! What breed is he?” “Corium.”

[@dergonmcdragon3161]

corium explosion incident

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

More like polonium.

[@OS-Gmod-machinemas]

@@strangewayfaringstranger corium is more radioactive as it consists of Straight out a reactor spent uranium fuel, and reacts with itself giving off incredible amounts of neutron radiation.

[@clairewilliams8225]

He's so warm to hold!

[@ultraflopp2802]

Is he going full demon-core if jumps into the lead box?

[@SuperZardo]

This cat is now able to mark its territory with radioactive urine

[@electrotatar7357]

This X-cat about to join X-men

[@carsonthompson4260]

@@electrotatar7357make sure to take your rad-x

[@ChesterManfred]

Fallout 0.76

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

as soon as another animal steps into it's territory it's dead

[@tristenarctician6910]

*defend its territory

[@anntallexgamer4630]

Tell Schrödinger I survived

[@Sonicwavejumpscares]

"Over 1000 is too high and you should evacuate immediatly: Cat: **Goes over 42000**

[@Pinkoshaberibunny]

ITS OVER 1000

[@panzerfaust5046]

"not great not terrible"

[@kool27]

And the cat is acting like he not an atomic bomb🤣

[@EnDSchultz1]

"You didn't see a hairball because it's NOT. THERE."

[@RedTail1-1]

He said over 2,000 and the cat was in the 4,000 range not 40,000

[@gravital5213]

"I love my cat" *Turns into a ghoul* "I love my cat."

[@johntrooper1153]

Fallout ghoul

[@Fogoboy5]

I'm surprised the cat isn't glowing yet

[@juanphilippevilloriamaulin5275]

Fallout fans after watching their cat lose all its hair and nose to radiation: 🚬🗿

[@desklamp6708]

It would be pretty *rad* to be an immortal ghoul with an immortal ghoul kitty 😎

[@deletdis6173]

​@@desklamp6708* *turns feral* *

[@lQuadXl]

*That car is now scientifically considered as a Shrodinger Box* 😂

[@Yackalips]

"honey, the cat got to the radium again!"

[@xristos596]

Radium is a great bulking snack

[@KingofFray]

+10 rads

[@No-cc1fq]

Cool more rads

[@lazarpeuraca9618]

_crunch_

[@typhonlure9241]

1920's-ass problem tbh

[@scottlandano3819]

Owner: "How are you feeling?" Cat:" Not great, not terrible."

[@CirnoTales]

Brioukhanov 😆

[@Razors378]

I love that meme

[@jblob5764]

😂 solid reference

[@Smitty.Bacall]

Hahaha😂😂

[@shina8767]

Owner : " People die when they are killed "

[@MrDratik]

When you ordered a cat on AliExpress:

[@TheAechBomb]

negative ion cat

[@caldercockatoo2234]

@@TheAechBombCool PFP

[@arandomcommenter412]

positive healing cat (definitely not a radiological weapon)

[@zarrowthehorse]

​@@caldercockatoo2234 naw that's the worst kind of furry PFP. I hate the robot/furry combo

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

@@zarrowthehorsebruh what they do to you?

[@Mister_Stoned]

so how many atomic bombs did you eat for breakfast? Cat: yes

[@macario1885]

Aw, his atoms are purring.

[@AW-xc1xc]

Why does this seem like something that would be written in a Wattpad fanfic

[@luditheuber]

...Somehow I don't think that's supposed to happen.

[@lajoswinkler]

Not his atoms. Iodine-131 ones. The cat is not radioactive itself.

[@Not0iletpaper4]

Brave man risked radiation poisoning to show us his radioactive cat

[@o.v.m._part_1]

R.I.P

[@saucierboar260]

Yes, that much radiation is dangerous. But short exposure's not gonna really hurt you. It's long-term exposure you have to worry about unless radiation counts are extremely high, and that doesn't count as extreme.

[@nolo9079]

@@saucierboar260 why he said dont snugle with z cat

[@fatfurry]

@@saucierboar260 source?

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@saucierboar260Whats radio therapy for?

[@stonkypig]

when the geiger counter stops clicking and just starts screaming, you know that cat is a national threat

[@xaviershah3159]

"Will your cat hurt me" "no but he will emit alpha particles"

[@АнтонЧигур-н6и]

CPM = Cats per minute

[@immanuelhermon]

Cats *Purr minute

[@NuttyJamesGMD]

cutes per minute

[@kenjikodai]

Its like those fallout "Glowing One" but instead it says "Meowing One"

[@ThunderGod-qt7ib]

Uranium Fever

[@kristofladanyi3671]

How about "Fuzzy Glowing One"?

[@masonajmufasamurphy2496]

Cat got immunity to rads

[@JakubJędrzejczyk-j2u]

When you builded an overseer's office and you need to kill glowing radroach, but tere is only glowing catroach

[@TheSecondKidNamedFinger]

😵‍💫...

[@dinesaw1912]

average schrodinger's cat survivor:

[@Sammyhasbigmuscles]

Top comment 😭

[@PaulieMcCoy]

There should be a movie like Saw but featuring cats trying to escape from Schrodinger (Jigsaw).

[@AnupomAG]

0:47 42000+ cpm 😂? Bruh

[@matterno]

"Thats my cat" "Awwww sweet, how did you call her?" "Chernobyl"

[@lucasvanderheijden1915]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@macharvey6573]

Yall Reed Chernobyl in Russian Accent I bet! Ha!

[@matterno]

@@macharvey6573 I always read it like "Cher? No, Bill!", but I know that there is something like "Chemo-Bill", too

[@amogus-dn8qn]

"yo where did your cat come from?" "chornobyl"

[@misterprecocious2491]

Maybe it could have a career hunting mice in Pripyat before working it's way up to reactor No 4.😂

[@Stromoto]

the cat is so radioactive that he exceeded the threshold for extremely high radioactivity by 20x over at one point in the vid. Holy moly

[@kevinforget549]

to be fair that card is really cautious as those levels are no where near dangerous. for example the 13 microseiverts per hour exposure would take an entire year to increase your risk of getting cancer. the cat had a peak of 21 times that which is actually kinda high that you probably wouldn't want the cat laying on your chest when you sleep at night as its the same as getting one chest x ray every hour and a half its laying on you. still wouldn't actually hurt you though.

[@sanantonio855]

@@kevinforget549I think the card is meant for environmental radiation. If you just walk around somewhere in public space and get that level of radiation out of the blue you should absolutely give a call to the authorities

[@Alain.Robert]

At the source of radiation, it's normal that's it is so high. But less than a meter away from the cat, it was way below this.

[@ffff7164]

Chornobyl cat

[@deeganvirden2579]

@@sanantonio855no i think it for in side the nuclear power plant my dad work in one

[@galliumgames3962]

Schrödinger’s cat was already trouble enough, now we have Rutherford’s cat to worry about.

[@pedrolucas-jv8or]

"TELL SCHRODINGER that I'm not dead and to be prepared "

[@horrorhotel1999]

The GMC-320 is not known for its great accuracy, but its great price, and this is a really great example of that

[@LINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUX]

RADEX RD1503+ or even Inspector Alert is better

[@Cthulhu-l_-n-_l-b]

そういうことか…！本当に放射線を放っているのかと思った

[@horrorhotel1999]

@@LINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUX my point exactly

[@anomalytm05]

​@Cthulhu-l_-n-_l-b Pretty sure if it's emitting that much, the dude us basically dead...

[@cnr_0778]

@@LINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUX Do you use Linux?

[@MC-kk8xu]

"Whats the matter smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?"

[@some-random-protogen-idk]

i see you are a man of culture

[@tiger_844]

War, war never changes

[@KumaBones]

That litter box is gonna need a hazmat team and radioactive contamination disposal measures.

[@skittykay]

No but really, if you decide to bring your cat home from the vet before about 20 days after the treatment, there are very strict waste disposal rules you have to follow. If that litter goes to the wrong place, you could really mess things up at the dump.

[@coryholzhauer1049]

​@skittykay yep, we have radiation detectors for all the trucks coming through, they're little PVC pipes fitted with some sensor, had them go off before and rejected many 76,000lb loads for it. Once they leave its their issue, but it's "supposed" to go to a different facility, there's a hole in the side if a mounting somewhere near the eastern United States it gets taken to and dumped down a hole in the mountain lol

[@moxieme65]

I had to hold on to my kitty’s waste for a while until the radiation degraded enough it wouldn’t set off the dump radiation detectors.

[@Pandemoniummoment]

This is the cat who found out Uranium ore is worth more than gold.

[@halfsine]

i got that bug, and i can't sleep!

[@quentar9309]

​@@halfsineURAUNIUMMMM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN

[@halfsine]

@@quentar9309 uranium fever is spreading all around

[@GhostGhost-]

*guitar intro* “I don’t want to set the world on fire”

[@gloryshadow8710]

so it begins 😐

[@iamishin7675]

war. war never changes.

[@Tanookist]

"I just want to start" "A flame in your heart"

[@Kaizen747]

Tun TAdum Tadum TAdum Tadum TAdum Tadum ta..

[@chillokay5189]

“I just want to start a flame in your heartttt.”

[@TexanTalk28]

I love how the cat is completely unphased by anything going on around him

[@9xqspx6]

That's cat by definition.

[@ahamay2012]

You don´t know if it´s unphased - he didn´t measure the current...

[@abyssstrider2547]

Might be because of the radiation therapy. I mean that's like 10x over the safety limit.

[@jessedriscoll4447]

@@abyssstrider2547 it's actually around 20x over

[@PayterX]

@@ahamay2012 Nobody's else got it

[@balcofono666]

"2000 cats per minute" your cat is very cat

[@manender1020]

What if it's communism per minute

[@luigichierico2321]

@@manender1020 your cat is very communist

[@dizzy_jump]

@@manender1020COMMIE

[@ETigReal]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Stig1244]

Gold mate 😂😂

[@DoumaluvsShinobu]

Note to self. every time it beeps, it emits a radioactive particle.

[@ayoutubechannel7143]

As a vet nurse i'm very surprised your cat was discharged so soon. In the UK, cats are kept as inpatients for 7 to 21 days after radioactive iodine therapy

[@SocialDownclimber]

Yeah that cat litter is going to be pretty hot!

[@Buttsceatcgee]

We have a lot of pet owners. The vet gets full very fast and spaces gets occupied, thats why here in the US they prefer to send the pet home after a day or two and have you take care of it.

[@amogusenjoyer]

Vets are expensive so a lot of people don't keep them there for too long after treatment. 21 days at the vet sounds very very expensive, especially after this already expensive treatment

[@MrDanielcesar]

​@@amogusenjoyerYep, the vet took my sister's 2 whole paychecks in 5 days lmao (small surgery and some meds)

[@tanyanguyen3704]

Why? Its radioactive iodine. It cannot hurt you unless you injest it. I had my thyroid niked, and i was simlar numbers and was out in ten minutes. Not days, minutes.

[@Stinky0368]

Bro you gotta evacuate immediately and tell the government about your nuclear weapo- I mean cat

[@Sgt_Church]

You were right the first time 😂, all cats are weapons of mass destruction, this one is now nuclear powered

[@meepy2739]

The cat that started the Iraqi war

[@gustavgnoettgen]

The biggest threat are lost/abandoned radiation sources.

[@orukarm]

@@meepy2739meowraqi war

[@LucasUrban-f8v]

20000 cpm isnt dangerous levels, thats like in the subzeros of milisieverts per hour, and 10000 milisieverts is lethal

[@johnclarce6894]

"Bad kitty! No eating plutonium!" _-Oppenheim probably_

[@HYDRA_MARK_VI]

It's Schrödinger's cat ! Literally...

[@v4riab1lity77]

“I am become death, destroyer of worlds.” - The Cat probably

[@turmins]

Подумал Штирлиц

[@benvanbreugel9531]

Im breathing in, the hair and dust, i catch a mouse and scratch my rug.

[@mpixl9965]

The cat being called Gray (a unit used to describe radiation exposure) makes this 100 times better.

[@настроениеплачущийкот]

Imagine petting him and after 15 second your arm just melts

[@TheSecondKidNamedFinger]

It's worth it imo

[@J4CK-q7t]

Actually your arm would instantly melt, and you would die without even touching it. chemotherapy does not make you radioactive. This is a joke

[@FUCKrystinn]

agree​@@TheSecondKidNamedFinger

[@alensday2974]

Graphite: ❌ Catphite: ✅

[@4077Disc]

This cat has WAY better healthcare than I do

[@anneominous7172]

The answer is simple: become a cat, it's cheaper.

[@ivankawnartist]

​@anneominous7172 Even if you were to make the numbers proportionate, I think you'd find the cat still has better healthcare than most Americans.

[@hasselnttper3730]

@@anneominous7172 Is that why they do it? I mean the "furries"

[@straightpipediesel]

@@ivankawnartist Yeah cats are on the Canadian system. When things don't work, they put you down.

[@ivankawnartist]

@straightpipediesel They subject those who aren't working out to be put down by felines? Oh, wow! Oh, well. Not every country can have a perfectly flawless healthcare system as Americans do.

[@Slayyy_paws]

Aww, I feel terrible for the little cat that has to go through that radiation😥 I hope he's ok now

[@oofman1911]

He ate 40000 bananas in 10 minutes I redid the calculation incredibly sorry for that

[@jellyman2k214]

"Ah yes... THE RADIATION would kill you"

[@Rtas.Vadum-2557]

@@jellyman2k214TSA allows you to bring a live lobster on board a plane but they have to inspect it

[@creeperhaed1267]

Yeah, i guess 3.6 Million calories won't kill you, but the fucking radiation... How is it even possible for a cat to be so radioactive 💀

[@deletdis6173]

XD😂

[@NecronHandlee]

Presenting to the emergency room

[@shanshansan]

*"42 thousand CPM"* Cat: :3

[@zan7838]

my favorite comment of this video

[@o.v.m._part_1]

Oopsie >w< sowwy for giving your radiating poisoning :3

[@abhi211-T]

CPM here stands for Cats Per Minute

[@Svechka_UwU]

За то мило UwU

[@GreatMusicIsGoodForYou]

ZzzJOxOLzzZ Ww----

[@NapsterBaaaad]

Buddy just discovered Felinium

[@raven4k998]

buddy should scan himself and then he will be like shit I am also radioactive🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NotDaJayC]

lol

[@Gaming1Doge]

when the Geiger counter emits a solid tone you know you're in trouble

[@BeachioSandschannel]

That radiation therapy turned your cat into a particle accelerator.

[@dragulia_venaro]

Proton is needed😂

[@tjpigott]

I had radioactive iodine treatment a few years ago, should have got a Geiger counter!

[@Sci_X1]

Nope my is in the shop

[@LikeZoinksGangWay]

@@Sci_X1 Who the hell is he? HQ said they were sending one agent. Not two.

[@Tim-MeeAndLouisMarxFanatic2022]

@@Sci_X1Jeez I actually didn’t expect a fallout 4 reference here, nice!

[@IIIAnchani]

@@Tim-MeeAndLouisMarxFanatic2022 Strelok doesn't want you to talk about that game. It attracts pseudogiants.

[@Tim-MeeAndLouisMarxFanatic2022]

@@IIIAnchani Who the FUCK is that??? Not trying to be rude.

[@user-ot8wl7oh9s]

The thumbnail looks so funny without context

[@AnaDuvnjak-ie2le]

i clicked on this video beacus your cat looks like mine i didn't expect that your cat is radioactive

[@TylerandMoRoll]

Man adopts cat from Chernobyl.

[@Charted]

The Chernobyl cat 💀

[@woodonfire7406]

“40,000 CPM. Not great, not terrible"

[@TTT-qk1cs]

He served the Soviet Union o7

[@mehtWPD]

And the cat adopted entire Chernobyl

[@Kiger_03]

The kitty is radiating Love!!

[@JPGXX2]

Cats will eat you when they see you dead

[@UmUs]

​@@JPGXX2Yes, it's an animal, it's supposed to survive

[@JPGXX2]

@@UmUs If you are on a room without food and exit and only your mom, you will eat she?

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

@@JPGXX2each animal is different. Cant blame the cat, it’s just going of primal instincts. “I love you man, really do. So when you go, I’ll eat you so nobody else does ❤️” -cat (or something)

[@JPGXX2]

@@SQUAREHEADSAM1912 literally I don't know why I start this thread by saying the cat is going to kill you 😂 Take a laugh guys 🤡

[@abipoole2859]

My brother had this therapy done for Graves’ disease. It successfully killed off the majority of his thyroid and now he can safely supplement with the right dose of Synthroid for the rest of his life. We still lived at home with our parents when he had this done. He was told to isolate for 3 full days in his room, and whenever he used the bathroom, he had to wipe down anything his skin touched. Wild.

[@bremsberg]

That sounds crazy. I went with a regular surgery and they resected half of my thyroid and I was lucky to have it fully restored w/o any medications. Long live your brother!

[@abipoole2859]

Wow, glad that worked for you @bremsberg. My brother has been quite satisfied with his results, as far as I know, and his condition had been pretty dire when he had the treatment. He is now a surgical nurse and I am very proud of him!

[@Inski584]

I had my thyroid nuked too. Luckily got it done during covid lockdown so avoiding people wasn't a problem.

[@Fayeluria]

Nice that he was allowed to go home. In germany, radiation is mandated very strictly by law so you have to stay locked in a hospital room until you‘re deemed safe to be around again

[@apollo1205]

How does he not get radiation sickness but can give to others around him?

[@wickedwings6747]

OMG! That's a high level of radiation! I had a previous cat that had the radioactive iodine therapy for her hyperthyroidism. I never had her tested with a Geiger counter to see how radioactive she was. But, wow! Dang, man! LOL.

[@Sievert9001]

I did some math. You'd have to cuddle your cat for 7,211 hours to die of radioactive poisoning. Edit: Ok, someone asked how I did the math, so I redid it just to confirm, and, unsurprisingly, I made a mistake. Explanation: I counted the time to die of radioactive poisoning, not from radiation induced causes. The 100% unsurvivable dose of radiation is 3 Sv(Sieverts). On the card at the start of the video, we can see that 1000 Cpm is 6.5 uSv(microsieverts). Author says in the description that his readings were about 64,000 Cpm || 6.5 x 64 = 416 uSv/h || 3Sv = 3,000,000 uSv || 3,000,000 / 416 = 7,211 hours of exposure.

[@bigsmoke4345]

good thing some types of radiaion decays fast

[@andre-o-city6018]

im doomed

[@amishgoatmilker]

anybody know if the reading is actually accurate?? is the cat like genuinely radioactive lol (probably not but im curious)

[@parkerb4449]

@@amishgoatmilker No, the cat is genuinely radioactive. The video description explains it a bit but basically, your thyroid is a gland in your body (and this cat's body) that produces hormones that regulate all sorts of functions. Your thyroid is also pretty much the only organ in your body that absorbs and stores iodine. If your thyroid (or this cat's thyroid) is overproducing hormones, you can treat it by giving them a radioactive form of iodine that is rapidly absorbed by the thyroid and neutralizes and kills some of the cells in a pretty uniform way. This cat is pretty fresh from treatment, so the iodine is very radioactive, but it will decay quickly. That being said, he will need to sleep in their own room for a week or so to lower the odds of cancer for other members of the household. He also can't be around pregnant people or children for a bit.

[@Zant582]

​@@parkerb4449 why specifically pregnant women and children? Equal rights equal radiation no?

[@snowwhite7677]

You're right, her eyes are glowing green!

[@シ.シシ]

"911 what's your emergency?" "MY CAT GOES OVER 42K CPM OF RADIATION ON THE MEASURER"

[@o.v.m._part_1]

"Should I report my cat to the government?"

[@シ.シシ]

@@JorgetePanete ty

[@nikostalk5730]

@@o.v.m._part_1 No, it has superpower which belong to you by law!

[@Farie977]

"So how was your trip to the vet with your cat?" "Not great, not terrible"

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

"does she bite?" "Actually biting might be better than the leukemia you're gonna get"

[@JustBunnBunn]

🤓👆

[@Medothingshere]

​@@JustBunnBunn 🤡☝️

[@LORD4GIVEME1991]

He got that cat straight from Chernobyl

[@LucasUrban-f8v]

Chernobyl's radiation levels the first few hours after the explosion would be in the millions or billions if your measuring in cpm, which 1 cpm is a very very very small amount

[@sikeLAWps]

I keep coming back to this video not because I am amazed or amused by a radioactive cat but there’s just something so adorable about how that cat meows from behind the car window.

[@SkyleeDragons_Alt]

the cat has dangerous adorable radioactiveness

[@MisterDoughboy]

Let the kitteh bite you and you'll gain its powers!!

[@SomethingCool51]

He'll gain the ability to nap 20 hours a day

[@shadowmaster435]

@@SomethingCool51 thats... not even horrible

[@italucenaz]

You will certainly get the feline hability of living less than 20 years

[@helloismabye]

Your power would be cancer

[@RADscouter]

That's not how it works. You will not get any powers and if it bites you, you probally will just get an infection or something else. But metaphorically if the bite would have done something associating with radiation, your dna would disintegrate and you would die an agonising death

[@squarepinapples9116]

Poor kitty, hope they’ll get well soon

[@RC-1290]

I had some questions, so I turned to google and wikipedia. It suggests this is Iodine-131, with a half-life of a little over 8 days, 90% beta radiation, 10% gamma. Given in high doses because it is more likely to kill nearby tissue instead of causing it to mutate. If the Nuclear Radiation Safety guide is to be believed, I would guess it takes 88 to 120 days before the cat can be cuddled again (depending on whether you start at 64000 or 42000 as seen in the video), but then again, I would guess the card is about continuous doses in an area, rather than localized sources. And while I found some suggested CPM to sievert conversions for Co60 and Cs137, I didn't find it for Iodine. And I guess it doesn't work that way anyway. What is the recommendation from the doctor? When is it safe to have the cat sleep on your lap again?

[@Knatrick]

If it's so dangerous for you then hows the cat going to fare getting 300 microsiverts an hour for a week

[@terenceperson1204]

@@Knatrick apparently pretty well since it doesn't kill them and its a recommended treatment.

[@Daedalus117]

takes about 2 weeks for the cat to be safe again. Consider that there's a biological half-life to the iodine as well as the regular half-life. The cat's pissing it out at the same time it's decaying. You have to hold on to the litter for 80 days though.

[@bernhardwinkler6413]

HALF LIFE 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@shawermus]

@@Daedalus117 why hold it? It's extra radioactive, even better for putting it at doorstep of a bad neighbor

[@occultperspective]

He has been blessed by the monolith

[@Kumire_921]

I love that the cat gets angrier the higher it gets, it's like a mini Godzilla

[@prophetzarquon1922]

"Get that loud clicking thing away from me"

[@norazulkifli2517]

Godzilla is inspired by cats

[@theussmirage]

That geiger counter noise is incredibly annoying to cats

[@adelinyoungmark1929]

its kinda funny but when people (and animals) undergo treatments that involve radioactive elements being put in their bodies (such as iodine and technetium), usually they're instructed to stay inside and away from people for a day or two to allow it to decay enough to be less radioactive, because iodine-131 has a half-life of about 8 hours, and technetium-99m has a half-life of about 6 hours, and waiting 2 day allows Tc-99m to undergo 8 half-lives, and I-131 to undergo 6 half-lives, making them significantly less radioactive, but they will still be measurably radioactive until it fully leaves their bodies and decays.

[@horrorhotel1999]

😂🎉🫚

[@ardenharan2201]

"This property is protected by Nuclear Cat. Don't say we didn't warn you."

[@ntal5859]

People wonder why cancer rate are up, this cat takes a dump in someone's yard and little Timmy now got 3 year of chemo.

[@Wombat7777777]

You sure take your time with videos, but each upload is always quite unique, interesting and useful? Thanks for uploading!

[@PahranaAndGoomba]

​@cannabisreviewpdx2its a bot