Rageaholic Cinema: UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

[@ConsoleCleric]

There's one part where Dolph's character goes into a supermarket and kills off all the asians saying, "See, they're everywhere!"

[@Neon-Covenanter]

Is he... wrong?

[@losgillis]

As a Belgian, I give you my thanks for bringing JCVD's true worth to light.

[@InquisitorClock]

"...and Razorfist." That one split my sides. Thank you Razorfist, that made my day.

[@SMAXZO]

They Live review needs to happen.

[@heatherphillips5983]

We need this, definitely.

[@SwatDBOverlord]

Request: Rageaholic Cinema: Total Recall

[@studinthemaking]

I agree.

[@CravenTHC85]

I mean if we're talking action movie badasses, shouldn't Kurt Russel be somewhere on that list? Does the name *Soldier* ring any bells? I think that movie is right up the same alley as this one.

[@JunkyardKid]

CravenTHC Escape from New York and LA!

[@haillobster7154]

You've got a thing for Russell, I see.

[@CS-ui4qj]

then he ruins it in Overboard with Goldie Hawn and its all downhill from there.. although i do love that Santa Clause movie he did (2018).. Its almost too hallmark-y for me but then they crush it with the singing in the jail cell with the druggies and hookers. lol

[@possumGFX]

Why Ally Walker never had a career but for example Mila Kunis has is beyond me. She is marvellous.

[@brucelombardo]

She did great on Sons of Anarchy.

[@johnterell8642]

@@brucelombardo Was just about to type this. Agent Stahl, loved to hate that character, she was great in that show.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I liked her series Profiler

[@Wordgoblin]

Walker is _way_ hotter than Kunis, but people can't help but trip over their lotion bottles to massage their meat to her. Neither one can really act all that well, IMO, so I share your wonderment.

[@mikejarrett3431]

Statham and the Rock are basically all we have that even touches action stars of yesteryear, that's kinda depressing.

[@life_of_riley88]

This didn't age well. . .the rock is now full on Disney. Singing and all.

[@ronniejdio9411]

Both are weak asf

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

The Rock ruins every movie he is in. I hope you’ve gained some IQ points since then.

[@RazorRamonMachismo]

@@ronniejdio9411 to be fair in a fist fight ROCK Mogs them all but yeah I get what you say except for maybe lundgreen but again the ROCK is Samoan and Lundgreen is a VIKING so that will be interesting

[@doger235]

Die Hard Month Needs To Happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DuxRyuPro]

Van Damme is still a legend. Van Dammage

[@RanDAss]

Over the top movie. And loved every second of it. 👌

[@DD2225]

I was hoping to hear that line from Dolph Lundgren in this review "You forgot to take your vitamins, SOLDIER." Oh well, had a good laugh with the Will Sasso bit from Mad TV.

[@Luwinkle]

I'm watching this in 2019 and the spoony joke almost made me choke to death.

[@Nabo42]

The cyborg explanation for Jay Z's career actually makes sense.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Cyborg sheeple

[@ghfjfghjasdfasdf]

Big Trouble In Little China ?

[@ivoryhawk87]

The thing that I don't think people understand about these reviews; it's not really shitting on the movie. Yeah you crack jokes and poke fun at things that no one saw when the movies came out. Thank you for keeping these movies alive

[@dadeleemurphy85]

the kool aid man on bath salts! oh yea!!!!!!!!!

[@HrDthereviewer]

i said it now and i said it before, frikkin killer editing work and speaking skills!!! both of you guys have more skill then justin beiber and one direction ever started a duet!

[@MetiNotTheBadGuy]

Dude, loved that Spoony joke you did there :D i audible laughed aloud

[@chadvolk7178]

Meti is that you ?

[@seanvance3393]

i realize it's kinda off topic but do anyone know a good place to stream newly released tv shows online ?

[@leoamari6619]

@Sean Vance Flixportal :D

[@seanvance3393]

@Leo Amari Thank you, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I really appreciate it!!

[@leoamari6619]

@Sean Vance no problem :)

[@christianmagrum3282]

I’m so happy this is finally unrestricted

[@brahemedays2914]

This show makes me feel ok to be a man who likes manly stuff. So I subbed

[@crazypizzaman]

You have to get to reviewing those other movies on that wheel.... Die hard, mad max and they live specifically :DD

[@thegreatpapyrus1665]

So any tips on how I can steal mass amounts of supplies from a warlord

[@Sweeptheleg83]

🤣🤣🤣 omg, the Hulk Hogan music to the kickboxer dance scene...👌

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

That makes me laugh every time.

[@croweman6515]

Still waiting on the Die Hard, Robocop, and Leathal Weapon videos! Lol

[@curstdragon]

The Crank series is the best think that has ever happened to action cinema.

[@monkey700077]

Always thought of the Universal Solders being more like Juicers than cyborgs. A juicer is a form of any sentient being enhanced by chemicals, providing the being with an augmented strength and endurance. 1. Excerpted from Rifts® RPG

[@CrazyDuckBE]

All the Belgian references as a Belgian myself made me chuckle :) Great video ! I raise my Belgian beer for you Sir Razorfist !

[@WoodenSalsa]

1:45 god-DAMN! Razorfist, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thank you Sir Fist, for that unexpected shotgun blast of hilarity.

[@deletebilderberg]

The best thing about Universal Soldier, is your review of it.

[@heavensmisfit3]

(bows in worship) Thank you for clipping in the Guyver Suit scene. I would bet 3/4 of your viewers wouldn't have a clue about that series. So Bad It was Good.

[@doriangreen3231]

Adding in the Ultimate Warrior's theme was hilarious.

[@DwRockett]

A Charles Bronson movie must be reviewed by the rageaholic

[@DanielMartinez316]

I love the references to pro wrestling. They bring me good memories about when pro wrestling was good.

[@Raven-Glock]

So wait, the 'cyborgs' need to stay on ice. But, they never are again after the bathroom scene where Jean-Claude's nads are redefining blue balled.

[@d1664256]

Nice. I was born and raised in Phoenix, and saw Alice Cooper when I worked at the Cine Capri theater -- the original location.

[@ephilbin]

I think the 'What accent?' moment was a joke along the lines of 'What hump?'

[@futuredirector999]

A bloodsport review would be awesome :)

[@foxfire1112]

KZbin suggestions did me good this time, subbed up this was awesome

[@SunFireEternal]

Universal Soldier review: Most recent and definitely among the best of Razorfist. Epic, epic stuff. The stuff of legends...

[@CobaltTheCrusader]

This movie looks like dumb fun...I do believe I will check it out sometime. What do you think about the Sequels?

[@trevorday7923]

And the original idea taken from a 2000AD comic series, I believe...?

[@swagner15333]

Good call. I always loved this movie. Especially the end fight. Do Cyborg !!

[@bujilou]

What did Jason Statham do to piss off Mr. Razorfist?

[@jonfox8904]

Love this video, and I can understand if Razorfist isn't a car guy, but every time I hear "Chevy Bronco" I cringe.

[@UsefullEater]

"I just want to eat."

[@michaelkeha]

To be honest the expendables series is the only series of movies as of late I have actually enjoyed and having met Van Damn and sparred with the super flexible freak he seems to only respect people who can put up a fight.

[@theradiobox5965]

I'm new to the channel, love your movie reviews/commentary! Also what's with the hate for Statham? I like a lot of his stuff

[@VladimirCRIII]

Razor, I would like to respectfully request Big Trouble in Little China as a Rageaholic Movie Review. Thank you in advance!

[@adumbedgyname7158]

10:02 Van Damme would've lost if Jason David Frank was part of the restaurant staff.

[@MrIronWar]

This vid just got...VAN-DAMAGED! ... ... Anyone?

[@heavensmisfit3]

... ... (cricket chirping)

[@ThePeterBluth]

I get it!

[@thegreatpapyrus1665]

REEEEE

[@JimmyTurner]

Damn when I tried watching this from the playlist it said it wasn't available.

[@ghfjfghjasdfasdf]

I love how your Intros are always unique.

[@gern7535]

You have to cut Dolph a little bit of slack. After being forced to service Grace Jones 24/7 365 for a few decades would make any guy a bit loopy

[@vincesierra555]

Don't diss the reporter man, she's hot!

[@demamhutan5547]

Busey's "Bulletproof" is in order.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

No, Dropzone with Wesley Snipes and Gary Busey.

[@toddschulz747]

Pleased you got the State right, thanks from ND!

[@jaymcd8577]

Ah c'mon man Statham is cool

[@ItsTheFizz]

God I hope The Wheel of Zeal lands on They Live someday... Duke Nukem wouldn't be half the man he is if it weren't for the trail blazed by the Hot Rod

[@thisithis]

The funny thing about this movie, is that it got 3 part 2s and two part 3s. Wrap that around your head.

[@DwRockett]

YES! That or The Mechanic, not only because it is another bad ass (though not nearly as funny) Bronson movie, but also it will allow razorfist to do one of the things he does best, shit on things/people everyone likes, since the remake started Jason Stathem

[@Mindlabytinth]

I'd say that Statham tries too hard to be a badass and ends up looking every time like an actor who plays a badass, Which is one of the most pathetic things you can see on screen.

[@brucelombardo]

I really want a Cyborg Ninja film.

[@MichaelMartin-eh6wl]

I knew there was a hint of hotness in agent Stahl in Sons of Anarchy. It was just 15 years earlier.

[@fwwaller]

Roland Emmerich's best movie IMO.

[@MrCartoonCritic]

No wonder the Brotherhood of Steel don't like technology merging with flesh.

[@wpeniche]

Razorfist is a Spoony cyborg confirmed

[@Petethegreek89]

best birthday gift EVER!!!! thank you Razorfist!

[@WMastersred]

Wondering how she survived that explosion? 90's hair spray. It's serious business.

[@live2rock13]

Pretty much any video opening with Iommi on guitar already kicks ass.

[@MegaMontageFilms]

given Will Sasso I'd have to guess a MadTV sketch

[@meekrob]

No lie: at least one of the ads for this movie in the UK included the line "What the fuck are you looking at?"

[@TheFury92Returns]

@ 1:17, lol that's the same exact dance he used in Breakin'... There's No Stopping Us, one of his first movie appearances as an extra

[@WyattTwerpp]

when's rage gonna rant about his favorite porno movies? seems he's seen enough with all the specific name references and bit splicing

[@elsavonorangekitty68]

This finally works! I got a copyright claim every time I tires it before

[@TheIndulged1]

Just had an inception moment, I mentioned Universal soldier on a live stream next video in my suggestions list to watch after?, This old upload?...

[@willcoxs.5887]

Kool aid man on bath salts! best line ever

[@fragaomar7222]

Best Van Damme video review ever!

[@bigheaded1]

Im glad that razorfist finally reviewed a jcvd movie but I was hoping it'd be bloodsport

[@xGarrettThiefx]

You need to review " The Adventures of Ford Fairlane "

[@FourtySixx]

Best Movie Reviews on KZbin!

[@MMMadman0991]

Razorfist... I have another Vandam movie I would love to hear you pick apart. Damnit I forgot the name, its the one where the bad guys offer 10K to homless people to be big game for hunters. Vandam actually kicks alotta ass in that one. either that or Bloodsport would be entertaining.

[@TorriK0_tv]

God, I have work in the morn- ah fuck it I'll watch it anyways.

[@UnderTheSkin13]

I was needing that Fist pill.

[@Izzyknight15]

Doing a retrospective, love how Colin Moriarty pops up repeatedly in these from 7 years ago - and yet Colin has nothing now...

[@shanecochran2491]

please review hard target

[@Robert-vi9fx]

Yes.

[@TheMillerMilitia]

'JCVD' is movie redemption.

[@Vaporvice84]

Van Damme beating the shit out of Dolph Lungdren set to the Ultimate Warrior theme? FUCK, and YES!!

[@chrisbingley]

HaHa. Woodchipper go brrrrrrrr.

[@prixelderp5231]

I dunno... I thought the encounter between Stallone and Van Damme in Expendables 2 was... aaaight. Though seeing him and Segal would indeed make my heart skip a beat. Would like a review of They Live if you would be so kind. Chris "Sledge" Douglas

[@remke5137]

Ah the nostalgia

[@indiopeltier9758]

I'm all Ears.

[@BK640]

Much appreciated sir. You kick ass.

[@TheHollowthreat]

Hey RazorFist can you please review Hesher for your next movie review. Although it's not a Hollywood action film from the 80's it's still pretty cool and different from all the other shit I've seen. Oh yeah, the main character, Hesher, is also loosely based off of Cliff Burton from Metallica. I think you should give it a look. It also has some kick ass, old school Metallica tunes in it.

[@Bobby90]

It just hit me: Razorfist, did you just compliment Spoony?!

[@tom9154]

Damn RazorFist you just had to upload a new video as I'm studying lol.

[@ShaddySoldier]

does anyone know where that "Ninjas" clip is from?

[@dedcaesar2325]

MadTV

[@ShaddySoldier]

thanks

[@rosselliswilkinson]

Will Sasso playing segal on mad tv

[@benifited]

had to give you the thumbs up after the naked joke.

[@byter75]

Razorfist, your next movie review should totally be: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's interesting one who loves to see so much testerone on screen such as you would reference such a... different movie (so often). I'd love to see your take on some silly British humour. Ni Ni Ni!

[@Jetstoanywhere]

This is really funny, I think you have something good with these reviews, I can't wait for the next review.

[@fakenews6133]

Van Damme's show JCVJ is fucking amazing.