Ralph Cifaretto talking too much - The Sopranos HD

[@phoxal]

Vito: "I know how to keep my mouth shut" Ralph: "Unless, of course, there's a security guard around"

[@michaelfletcher481]

@Phoxal Best fucking comment on here!! 😂😂😂😂

[@casualobserver2380]

What am I missing here?

[@phoxal]

@@casualobserver2380 Vito greasing the Union

[@michaelfletcher481]

@@casualobserver2380 Vito was caught giving a "B.J." to a security guard at a construction site. That's the joke.

[@Sirxchrish]

SUNAVAHBITCH!!!!!

[@bigal5921]

Vito desperately unwraps the box of chocolates and throws the wrapper on top of his paralyzed brother

Some funny shit there.

[@JR-iu8yl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slimshreder]

I just woke up my girlfriend from laughing at this comment.

[@troydixon2722]

@@JR-iu8yl bizarre jr is that u ?

[@starcrafter13terran]

He was eyeing it since they put it on the bed.

[@Baresi-Unico-Capitano]

Almost incredible how long Ralphie survived. Whether he couldn't help or just somehow thought he was untouchable, the man did everything to piss everyone off.

[@Luxarium]

He was such a gas character tbh

[@masterexploder9668]

Ralph was only alive because he was absolutely excellent earner, but Tony didn't kill him due to rational reasons like money, respect or anything like that. It was over a horse (and a bit over that whoah Tracy).

[@REDEEMERWOLF]

@@masterexploder9668 Tony killed him because Ralph offered him eggs instead of beef and sausage by the carload

[@Raeqwon17]

It was the *FUCKING* coke.

[@JaCrispy2000]

He was the best earner

[@vishalpuri2114]

those last 20 seconds is why sopranos is the greatest show

[@kathconserv]

vishal puri exactly.

[@davidstevens3934]

Minutiae

[@chaser451]

I don't know wtf is it that makes that ending part to the scene so satisfying lmao

[@jakep1979]

@@chaser451 It just shows what kind of people are they, bunch of vermins whose life is always surrounded by violence and food.

[@ianiello]

@@jakep1979 as long as there is food.

[@TenSecondSongs]

Go to the ear, nose and TROAT department.

[@Pulang_Diwa]

Woah.

[@speedymolasses3062]

@@Vincenzo-wn1or vitos da troat goat

[@Nicecatholicgirl]

A threat if I ever heard one.

[@francisalbert1799]

C’mon, are you kiddin?

[@Hurrishane03]

GETCHA HEARIN’ CHECKED!

[@atm97ify]

Its funny how Jackie Jr. is comforting Vito, the man who would later murder him.

[@ledflaplin2001]

atm97ify well if that's Vito's Brother in the hospital and Jackie Jr is his cousin. Vito whacked his own Cousin. Didn't really put that together until now.

[@Nash9r]

But in the other hand: They call everybody cousin.

[@brocklanders8760]

And Ralf is saved from getting an ass whooping by the guy who beats him to death

[@superstarreviews9937]

Really think about this though. Chrissy was Tony's nephew/cousin who Tony killed, Adriana was Tony's niece in law,who he ordered the hit on! Who was also Jackie aprile Sr and Richie apriles niece! Richie aprile was Tony's brother in law to be,who was killed by Tony's sister Janet! Jackie aprile Jr,was dating meadow soprano,Tony's daughter, was also Christopher's cousin! And Rosalie's son,who was engaged to Ralph at the time! Jackie Jr was clipped by his own cousin,for shooting at his own cousin! Ordered by the guy who's with his mother! Who then goes back and sleeps with her,after killing her kid! Vito's brother is beaten almost to death by Bobby bacalas God so,who then gets killed by his own god father! Tony blandetto is Tony's cousin,who kills Billy leotardo,so Tony in turn kills his own cousin again! Phil leotardo then kills Vito who again is his cousin. Then Tony orders the hit on Phil leotardo! Lol almost everyone somehow someway is related in the equation! And none of them think twice,to kill there own family!!

[@The_Big_Dawg]

Tic Tack - Chrissy was Carmella’s cousin. Not a blood relative of Tony’s.

[@LorencHoxha]

It's funny how Vito tries to be classy for half a second and handing the chocolates to his associates, then loses his patience and start grabbing them as if he hadn't eaten for months

[@chrisgodlaproductions3106]

RetroGuy76 eating disorder, dis order of fries, dis order of chicken wings lolol

[@ingleringlet-snipps3rd449]

When you are that obese, basically you are constantly eating. I had a friend like that, and he would ALWAYS have food around....pizza from Dominoes, can of coca cola, etc.

[@xjusticex2013x]

Vito's fate was sealed right then and there.

[@ingleringlet-snipps3rd449]

No, his fate was sealed after he was caught dead to rights in a men's club holding the hand of a guy in leather.

[@jakep1979]

Fucking parade float!

[@rocknrollstar2798]

Lol Ralph wasn't always likeable but he had some real zingers hahaha

[@frankiekettrick5606]

Spencer Hill facts

[@jamesroboyle]

Some of the best zingers throughout the entire series without question.

[@colderplasma]

He was a funny prick that Ralph

[@mwiinga6052]

Frankie Kettrick I still watch his compilation clips 😂😂😂

[@rubberchix]

he was doing a lot of coke

[@novelchaser3556]

Vito is a master at opening that box of chocolates. He knew exactly where to tear the plastic.

[@parapoliticos52]

it's his blood meds.

[@LjubicaServaas]

He's an "open the box from behind" kinda guy

[@marqueswilliams345]

The box of chocolates never stood a chance

[@alsmith7392]

Forrest Gump was seen roaming the halls of the hospital......

[@brynjones6519]

hahaha checking him as theyre eating to make sure he's still in a coma

[@Garrett1974]

You never know what you're gonna get... lmao

[@MrStaano]

Life is like a sopranos episode......

[@alexfurnas1263]

+MrStaano fuck man it really is

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

There was nothing the chocolate box could have done, they were made men, and the box wasn't.

[@Mommyandtux]

Realgreazeballchit

[@kokomishka6312]

I died

[@baerhomburg6447]

lol. very clever!!

[@KS-xk2so]

Fuck this was funny, lol

[@danzalisnock9128]

Its was among the shineboxes, real greaseball shit.

[@blueshirt06]

Paulie the cheapskate brings a box of Whitmans sampler and you know it was in the 65% off bin

[@edsmelser2970]

+blueshirt06 LOL for sure just like that discount beer he bought Tony!

[@EbenezarGold]

+Ed Smelser But then he gets Carmela like some crazy $400 Espresso maker.

[@blueshirt06]

***** You're right he did, but that espresso maker most likely fell off of the back of some truck, it wasn't bought retail

[@zackwood8282]

+Ebenezar Probably stole it some a cafe

[@michaelmazzaccarojr5257]

Pauly stole that box of Whitmans out of another patients room. Pauly is the most ruthless, cheapest gangster as they come. Him robbing his mothers friends money from the mattress, proved it.

[@SawBlood45]

When Vito was always talkin about making Mustang Sally bleed from his ass, who knew that's what he meant

[@JahBronee]

Patsy laughing in the background lol

[@troydixon2722]

Damn

[@mrclean6379]

@@JahBronee I didn't know Patsy knew bout Vito yet.

[@JahBronee]

@@mrclean6379 he didn't. I was adding him in because of the "greasing the union" bit above.

[@TeddyOG]

Not to mention having a piece of Johnny's hotcakes. Just kidding, he wanted the whole stack!

[@erolish]

Vito was so excited to open that box lol

[@JimmyNeutron187]

He thought it was a shinebox, thats why

[@Starwithnonname]

A box full of chocolates was the only box Vito ever opened.

[@AngelTechno]

Right, fat ass fuck he was. lol

[@valeriebursiaga8820]

I kno right, Mediforicaly Speaking it would take me a yr to open that box,, hungry, hungry, Vito open that shit like nothing...😠😠😠😠😠

[@hanklesacks]

@@AngelTechno fucking parade float

[@beevee9480]

It's nice Paulie noticed that Jackie Jr. had some hearing issues and referred him to an ENT doctor.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

He's always thinking of others

[@porkins_jr719]

ENT..Ear, nose, and TROUT

[@enokdnb7388]

That delivery of "Mmm-unless of course there's a salami sandwich around" lmfao. The timing, the delivery, the setup, being nonchalant..

[@catwiththegat2091]

and holding the defibrilator too lol

[@CJW0056]

Anyone else come to KZbin to see the hilarious comments about scenes from other fans? Lol, hilarious comments on practically every video.

[@dtraversodt]

Always lmaooo

[@BoqPrecision]

Sometimes the scene ends while I'm busy scrolling down and laughing and i need to refresh to actually watch it

[@jacobvieira1338]

Check out borkos videos, those comments are wild lmaoo

[@pnoon315]

You posted this 2 years ago.....that's how long I've been laughing at the sopranos comment section 🤣

[@APAstronaut333]

It’s my bread and butter

[@ctwwtc8761]

The guy in the coma outlived Ralphie, Gigi, Eugene, Vito and Jackie Jr lol

[@lesROKnoobz]

Tony as well

[@jerry85g7]

So true lol

[@faisalkamal4319]

We actually saw him when Vito talkin' to tone before Shah of shinebox shoved a chalked pool que

[@altair227]

@@lesROKnoobz never died in the show he just left.

[@JakeTwist]

Who was that

[@pnpdynamic9720]

All of them eagerly sharing the Whitman's Chocolates at the end is pure genius writing and directing

[@alikhawar6506]

Man, its the little things about this show that make it so great. Notice how Paulie waits for everyone to be present and slowly, casually presents the Whitman's. Wanting everyone to see, the little details that made up each character in the show are what made this show untouchable. Paulie was a greedy, blood leeching burn out, just watch the scene.

[@pavelbrodskiy7216]

+Ali Khawar Wow, good catch. Paulie really was a weasel. In a way he was trying to say "Look at what a good guy I am" while gossiping about Tony to Johnny Sack

[@The_Big_Dawg]

Ali Khawar - yeah, that’s like pointing out it was you who put the $5 note on the church collection plate, while everybody else is putting $1 on 😂

[@688Michal]

Look at the bright sight, he could've brought nothing.

[@dtraversodt]

688Michal or Paulie could have eaten some before leaving up for grabs

[@mikerusso703]

Could've said nothing, been a cold hearted prick

[@justinhopper5941]

It’s funny that Vitos brother was the only one to end up surviving of all those 5 guys in the room in the last frame...Everyone else died.

[@earthstock]

Paulie?

[@nozislam]

@@earthstock Paulie wasn't in the last frame.

[@thoughtbubble3010]

@@earthstock what're you? Fuckin' ray charles?

[@yannickkhalil3355]

Who's the guy in the right?

[@henrycruz4966]

@@yannickkhalil3355 Eugene he’s the one who hung him self

[@wangflop]

"Two minutes he's in charge and he's Lee Iococa." That's great writing. Iococa also known as the godfather of the Mustang. While they're talking about what to do with Mustang Sally. It's the little things like this that keeps me rewachting scenes from the Sopranos.

[@alexmar9143]

The noise that the pat Vito’s back makes soothes my anxiety

[@schnozz87]

Like patting a really big lump of beef

[@spatzhawk]

so awesome how we constantly see guys and their future murderers together in scenes like this

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

You got it

[@ML3180]

The more I watch Ralph, the more I realize that at one point or the other, he was going to get whacked. That the guy stayed around that long with that mouth of his is amazing really. His earning ability is probably the only thing that kept him alive that long.

[@King710.]

Paulie was not any better, only difference is that Ralph is more loyal and funnier, Paulie is just a greasy slimeball

[@Blodia1990]

🎯😂💯

[@Emanuel-bm9vn]

@@Blodia1990 oh what are you, a vegetarian now? You eat beef and sausage by the carload

[@7thsonofa7thson80]

And being tonys cousin didn't hurt and he was a made guy.

[@schwenda3727]

And literally staring at a stranger that was damn near his very own assassin in an elevator while outta town and giving that same assassin a smartass remark literally seconds after the hit on his own ass was called off.

[@solin.victus]

" with extreme fucking prejudice" what an epic line.

[@whybecuzporque4655]

Apocalypse Now

[@melotone3305]

I've only seen this program through the many clips on KZbin. And when I saw the a tor who delivered that line...it brought me right back to Law & Order. He often just delivered paperwork to the lieutenan. But he went crooked, had money issues.

[@theninthheart4736]

That line wasn’t good at all, it was extremely forced

[@scottmatheson3346]

​@@theninthheart4736was it forced with extreme fuckin' prejudice?

[@steveganfish7146]

@@theninthheart4736What? Aren’t you a stunad

[@mntnbiker818]

Oh, God, I love how Vito leads the charge in destroying the box of Whitman's at the end.

[@nihilistcentraluk442]

A man who knows what is important in life

[@teresagomes6491]

Close your eyes and you hear Steve Buscemi, when Ralph talks.

[@clawzx1195]

Thats how i felt with mike wazowski from monsters inc i was genuinely surprised it wasnt him

[@mr_earwig6477]

It's a small detail, but I love the way Tony reacts at 1:51. The expression genuinely tells a tale, you can see Tony's mind going over that crazy-sounding mess.

[@ulteriormotive1863]

Two minutes in charge, he's fuckin' Lee Iacoca. LOL.

[@tiffles3890]

0:51 - "Just say the word ... " "Why don't you grab us some coffee..." lol, bitch, you got the word

[@Enzgil]

He wanted to be a tough guy... He just had to shut up, listen and do what he was told to do

[@ryanc6128]

The second Tony leave's they all stop pretending to care lol

[@diegobareno5820]

Is that what it was?

[@Kruppt808]

Paulie brought the chocolates, they just waited for him to leave before they ate them. Not a lack of caring for the victim.

[@ЭстебанПантера]

The way Vito threw the box top on the guy as well.

[@JFKjr-gp7lf]

@Jacob Rubin 1st to go for chocolate

[@joemckim1183]

@@ЭстебанПантера Vito is very experienced in fudge packing.

[@keefriff99]

The way Gigi whips around and says “What the fuck is wrong with you??” KILLS me.

[@lpr5269]

Vito knows how to keep his mouth shut unless there's a salami sandwich around.

[@DUGOUTinc]

+kyle m or a chicken!

[@konundrum3678]

+Paul y How about a hard salami?

[@Guns7469]

or some Johnny cakes.

[@realazduffman]

+Paul y Talk about foreshadowing

[@michaelmazzaccarojr5257]

Vito likes Whitmens. Don't let Pauly see him eat that candy.

[@colinbellew3020]

“Better still,go to the ear nose and throat set and get your hearing checked” 😂😂😂😂

[@Nicecatholicgirl]

That was a threat. At least Jackie Jr. understood that .

[@lisaevans5316]

The acting and delivery of dark humor jokes is/was amazing. I'm just now beginning to see and appreciate more of the grotesquely funny side of this show and the characters.

[@wayneburgess2885]

Everyone's character perfectly displayed.

[@joeytrimble1558]

"I know how to to keep my mouth shut" .. we asked the construction worker ..turns out that was a lie

[@kathconserv]

Joey Trimble Hahahahahahha.

[@Entropy__]

Joey Trimble hahahahahahahahahaha

[@frankiegino2324]

"I brought em some whitman's." Still of Brian comatose

[@mdd1963]

Never heard of Brian, but, with a little more character development...perhaps he'd have been my favorite! :)

[@Grandtrunk]

Just the thing to give to someone comatose and intubated!

[@mdd1963]

who is this 'Brian' you speak of...?

[@lpr5269]

"This kid's a whack job. Meadowlands last year, remember? Threw a hot dog vendor off the second mezzanine. Too many fuckin' onions , some shit."

[@nuancolar7304]

Notice when he smarts off to Tony, Paulie is the first one in his face.

[@castortroy7704]

Because Paulie was an ass kisser.

[@doompigg7403]

@@castortroy7704 he's an enforcer. His job is literally to handle Tony's light work.

[@360core6]

@@castortroy7704 hey hey hey. Don't talk about my uncle Paulie like that. He wasn't an ass kisser. He was just a tough guy.

[@castortroy7704]

@@doompigg7403 True. Paulie was a tough old bird. A good bruiser, experienced, sociopathic and ruthless killer and veteran enforcer. But a hypocrite. I hated Paulie but I'd root for him or Gigi against Ralphie in an old school one on one scrap. In a fair fight with just fists and no weapons I'd bet on Paulie or Gigi vs Ralphie. Both were bigger, stronger and better hand to hand bruisers with hands. Despised him too . Ralphie was a good, sneaky dirty brawler but straight up without a gun, weapons or his crew not shit really. Janice pushed him down a staircase. Needed Jackie Jr to batter the Arab businessman who had a bat to be fair. Ralphie was a psycho killer to the core but only actually used fists without a weapon or help battering a helpless pregnant girl. With unskilled but fatal punches. Wasn't so bad once put against Tony.

[@jacobopesadilla2695]

"too many fuckin' onions some 'shit." lol

[@ramonwebber]

"He's gonna be a shinebox, Tony, a fucking shoe shiner"

[@phillipfry9765]

Jackie didn’t say “my father.” Make a wish, guys.

[@quackman]

still leaning on a family member though, just his cousin.

[@jdolnick2741]

Or "I'm sorry".

[@daveyjones4621]

don’t you know who his father was?

[@faisalkamal4319]

@@daveyjones4621 the golfer ? Us open

[@dogfrosinos70]

Now let's see Paul Allen's father

[@kaalvoetpiet3442]

Vito loving all the kisses from Tony

[@stevelee3413]

I just realize Vito killed his cousin Jackie Jr

[@barryselfon9023]

That never registered with me either.

[@stevem4011]

Yup, when Vito meets back up with Ralph to confirm the deed was done, you can see the distraught on Vitos face.

[@superstarreviews9937]

And Phil was also Vito's cousin! So Vito killed his own cousin,then his own cousin killed him!

[@superstarreviews9937]

Really think about this though. Chrissy was Tony's nephew/cousin who Tony killed, Adriana was Tony's niece in law,who he ordered the hit on! Who was also Jackie aprile Sr and Richie apriles niece! Richie aprile was Tony's brother in law to be,who was killed by Tony's sister Janet! Jackie aprile Jr,was dating meadow soprano,Tony's daughter, was also Christopher's cousin! And Rosalie's son,who was engaged to Ralph at the time! Jackie Jr was clipped by his own cousin,for shooting at his own cousin! Ordered by the guy who's with his mother! Who then goes back and sleeps with her,after killing her kid! Vito's brother is beaten almost to death by Bobby bacalas God so,who then gets killed by his own god father! Tony blandetto is Tony's cousin,who kills Billy leotardo,so Tony in turn kills his own cousin again! Phil leotardo then kills Vito who again is his cousin. Then Tony orders the hit on Phil leotardo! Lol almost everyone somehow someway is related in the equation! And none of them think twice,to kill there own family!!

[@jbot91]

randOmZ TV spoiler. Everybody who dies besides tonies mother and Ray curto die an untimely death.

[@jerryantoine7568]

Paulie delivers such a great line in this scene..😂😂

[@jr4338]

It's amazing how many things Ralph got away with saying because how much money he makes Tony lmao

[@360core6]

Thats true. He made tony rich.

[@billbixby557]

Gene's facial expression at the end when he's picking out a chocolate is priceless . To me it screams "Well, it least I'm something out if this, could be worse" It just cracks me up something fierce 😁

[@nyy190343]

Brings food for a person in a coma...Paulie was priceless

[@j.w.matney8390]

Ralphie's death was one of my favourite episodes. I've known guys like Ralphie, they never know when to stop and then say "hey, it was only a joke."

[@ulteriormotive1863]

"Threw a hot dog vendor off the second mezzanine, too many fuckin' onions some shit..."

[@roccodimeo5893]

+ulterior motive funniest motive to throw someone off a balcony

[@eljacko6372]

Reminds me of the Tony Rocky horror rumour from pulp fiction lol

[@trevbarlow9719]

Ralph probably had my favorite character Arc of the whole series. His demise built up so slowly. It was beautiful.

[@GreatNewsVideo]

Vito unwrapped that chocolate, if it was fudge he would have packed it instead.

Hey...clever.

[@67marlins81]

@sneksnekitsasnek No but it looks like it made you stupid.

[@darth856]

I wonder how Ralph would have felt if Vito had made wisecracks like these when they were in the hospital after his son Justin's accident.

Ralph is legitimately insane. He doesn't know where he begins and his 60's cabaret mafia-club comedian shtick ends. He was literally psychotic and unable to function in any normal capacity. The way Gigi looks at him lol I always wondered how someone as obviously sick as Ralph could be Tony's top earner but then again psychopaths are said to have almost inhuman concentration skills when needed. Great character. Creepy as fuck.

[@billdavis7577]

MP R I could barely believe it when he beat that hooker to death who was pregnant with his kid. Even for a mobster that’s ice cold.

the look he gave her after she slapped him, I knew she was done for. I was numb watching that. Dude was a total monster who made Tony Soprano look like a loving human being.

[@IrishCarney]

Richie Aprile was way worse.

[@AlphaQHard]

IrishCarney Richie was a scumbag, but he never beat a pregnant woman to death.

[@johndcoffee632]

@@AlphaQHard yea, at least Richie had the decency to back off Beansie

[@Kat_Dadi]

I love how everyone mourns and bonds over a box of Whitmans😄😄

[@jesusbarajas2345]

I love the uncomfortable silence as all four of them steal the chocolates

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

"The fuck is wrong with you, we're trying to have a meeting here" Gigi was pretty cool.

[@mildred9762]

I'm so cracking up...they were fucking those chocolates up lmao

[@delmontemiles1582]

Vito couldn't wait for Tony to leave so he can open up that box of chocolates

[@mynameisnobody3949]

fuckin vito with the chocolate lol could hardly wait for tony to leave.

[@JohnLoCicero]

I wish they did more with the Whitman's Sampler. It was my favorite prop used on the show.

[@RetroHabit82]

Sadly it didn't have the makings of a varsity chocolate

[@Potatoshaneko]

Personally I thought the chair that Jackie was sat one did an oscar winning performance. Did you see how it didn't break character when Paulie violently shoved it?

[@subsoil007]

Love the way Paulie always backs up Tony and enforces his authority... Proper soldier

[@asfsqfiaheai4545]

It’s implied that Paulie betrays Tony in the last season. He refuses the job offer/promotion that Tony offers. A job offer that under normal circumstances a mobster would jump at due to the chance for $$$$$$$. But Paulie rejected the offer, and the facial expression he gives after Tony leaves implies that he knows Tony is finished. In the end, criminal life = every man for himself.

[@dihexa7256]

@@asfsqfiaheai4545Paulie is eccentric and not too bright, but he’s INCREDIBLY good at being a gangster, and very cunning

[@chrisyako89]

Ralph and his one liners. Was the best part of his arrival to the show.

[@speckyhotdog84anderson6]

The last 20 seconds of this scene proves once again why this is the greatest TV show made 🤣👏☝

[@mauricioberdugo7693]

Paulie: "Better yet, go to the Ear, Nose, and Throat Dept, get your hearing checked!". 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nicecatholicgirl]

Now that was a threat.

[@dau1enti]

the way these sociopathic killers thoughtfully select their favorite chocolates is pure genius

[@DiloneNElsOn]

one of my favorite bits in the whole show

[@stairwaytoheaven8]

Wow human beings eating chocolate? No way

[@Gman6755]

Figures Vito would make the first move to the chocolates!

[@MarcV8888]

You guys missed ity again. Paulie brings in a box of Whitmans chocolates for a guy in a coma. First of all, anyone knows that whitmans are the cheapest crap you used to be able to buy in woolworth when they were still in business. Its the only chocolate that tastes like sugar and chocolate flavoring. That whole pound box couldnt have cost $6.99. Good ol paulie. I gotta say, if I was in a coma, and came out of it and found out someone brought me a6 dollar box of chocolates,id have a beef the rest of my life with that guy. If paulie bought him a 6 dollar box of cheap foul tasting chocolate for being in a coma, what would he bring him if he got shot in the leg? A milkyway bar? LOL

[@MarcV8888]

Does anyone find this happened to them as well as me: I got more pleasure and laughs watching over half the Soprano Series her on You tube just so we could comment on all the good clips of the best scenes of the greatest actors, than I ever could have enjoyed watching it on a disk and maybe missing the beauty of many of these scenes? Especially Ritchie with the tongue movement and Paulie with all the stuff we were so shocked at ,we never realized what a riot 1/2 his remarks are, right?

[@MarcV8888]

Im still waiting for one guy to remember who is my age, that Whitmans was always the chocolate you brought someone you didnt really give a shit about(like that old crabby aunt who never bought you anything on Christmas worth a sh*t!) but wanted to pay your respects and not come in empty handed when going to their house or in this case the hospital. (5-1 we know already who eats the whole box!)

[@MarcV8888]

ha, its true! Everyone always had a cheap aunt or uncle who never saw the faimily but once every few years and they always bought a big 1 lb box of whitmans which the kids would make a fuss over and eat them till they got sick, and the uncle for 6 bucks back then, looked like a hero. LOL Now it might be up to $12 for a whole pound box. Id bet the actual real chocolate is less than 1/ of any other cheap candy like snickers. BTW...if you ever want to get rid of a girl who wont take the hint, ask her if shed like you to come over and watch a couple of videos. Bring over the biggest,cheapest box of chocolates you can find(its always whitmans) and after one video is gone start tongue kissing her realy deep. She will gag and never invite you back again. I never tried it,but it seems like a sure fire winner to me. Especially if you do it to a girl who you met in Godivas! LOL

[@Agent1W]

Marc Vince I wonder if that's what David Chase had in mind when Paulie chose Whitman's. It does tie in with every other cheap thing he does lol.

[@MarcV8888]

agent, So, true. Paulie is the cheapest guy on the show, thats for sure. And with all the conspiracy theories about the last episode. Im surprised they didnt have the shooter(if there was one0 walking in with a box of whitmans chocolates. LOL

[@imravegod]

0:30 Ralph really has the best lines on the entire show

[@brycegreen3448]

Paulie is the man. I wish I could stay at his level at all times lol

[@WinslowLeach1974]

You know, it's actually kind of impressive that Paulie of all people bought quite a large-sized box of the Whitman's Chocolates.

[@alexandredevert4935]

He took it from one of his protection racket victim, like the guy was one day late or 1 grand off, Paulie was like "ok, this is mine now, and take a good look at your knee caps, it might the last day you seem them"

[@betrousaltaweel]

Vito always loved dipping into the chocolate.....

[@killerseddie8295]

Yeah, his favorite was the Hershey Highway.

[@The_Big_Dawg]

BB1349 - that chocolate starfish though.... hoooooooooo 🤣

[@randalsavage790]

@@tuttwith2ts that's usually where anal sex occurs...u know in the anus???

[@cfinley81]

Hahahaha....nice one.

[@goodyeoman4534]

fuckin wits over here

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

I just love the little touch of Ralph fucking around with defibrillators. 😂

[@jefffromjersey52]

Ever since this Scene, whenever one of my friends is in the Hospital, with head injuries from a Golf Club , I never forget to bring the Whitman Sampler ..

[@vincematthews9790]

Love how Jackie will back talk and defy Tony, but won’t dare do that with Paulie.

[@fever_spike]

Love that the actor playin’ Gigi’s the same guy that played Profacci on ‘Law & Order’.

[@Scour4Cool]

How many roles did Vito play in Sopranos? I think the total of 3 roles.

[@wiglafsfilms8418]

That's John Fiore

[@altrogeruvah]

Not only were the last 20 seconds of this clip absolutely amazing at pointing out how commonplace these types of events are, but holy crap that foreshadowing setting with these 4

[@NWAWskeptic]

Conceivably the guy in the bed is only one who survived the entire series.

[@NWAWskeptic]

true about Paulie, but Tony is not so clear

[@rigorrmortis5983]

Paulie and patsy survived as for tony aj meadow and carmella fuck knows?

[@robertthomas2601]

Good observation, but I think Paulie survives, if you want to call that surviving.

[@zefearth973]

Well, it depends on how you look at it. Tony Soprano most likely got shot and killed seconds after the blackout in the last episode. Also in the last episode, it's implied that Paulie is close to death because he's promoted to being Capo of the Aprille crew, of which every capo and member died throughout the series. So, most likely, Bryan Spatafore outlived Paulie and Tony, too.

[@edwardlewis6958]

Isabel Beckerman Beansie saved his life

[@MegaTommyboy35]

00:35 Ralph sums up his role on the show.

[@ohen]

By the end of the show, the 4 guys eating the chocolates are dead and the guy who is supposed to be a vegetable is alive.

[@pathandude5221]

Weird but funny the way Tony says 'hey' to Ralph when he enters the room. Some kind of special treatment

[@YellowBrickRoad-x1f]

I really wish they did more with that box of chocolates. By far, the most under utilized character ever.

[@jordanzlotolow8254]

Vito regretted that line.

[@Erikhengstrumcontent]

Jackie Jr. hanging out in a hospital with the guy that will put him in the morgue.

[@MrBoothyboy1988]

Ok so everyone’s gonna ignore Vitos bleeding from the ass comment?

[@stivosimz]

Vito wanted the other guy to "bleed from his ass." hahahaha!!

[@jasonusaf6326]

“I know how to keep my mouth shut” … unless there’s a security guard nearby

[@LedtallicaZombie]

So this takes place in an alternate universe version of the Matrix, where Cypher successfully got replugged and made into someone important, like an actor. 🤔🤯

[@TheWalterHWhite]

Ralph calling somebody a hot head.

[@vincentlaun3059]

When Tony says "we gotta go" he somehow looks like Don Draper

[@The_OneManCrowd]

"Now go home and get your fucking shine box of chocolates ".

[@PeekaBooo24]

Apparently he made a full recovery enough to stand guard when Vito later returned to NJ to meet with Tony.

[@ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available]

As Ralphie said dude wasn't smart to begin with, so the road to recovery couldn't have been that long.

[@corym6174]

"Betta yet... go to da ear, nose and troat depahtment"

[@donvitocascioferro3444]

Ralph is epic.

[@castortroy7704]

Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around. Lmfao

[@vvv-rm6kd]

The sound of back patting was my favourite character

[@brickcop2gamingman305]

0:54 Tony’s look 👀😂😂😂

[@loveandlucky3]

Yay! Ralph was my favourite- wish he could have stuck around for more seasons.

[@fullsend7132]

That acting from Gigi is great

[@barryselfon9023]

So many classic one liners in a two minute clip. Sopranos writing is second to none.