Teittleman - The Sopranos

[@JamesMJaime]

"And the Romans? Where are they now?" - Ariel "You're looking at 'em asshole." - Antonius Sopranus

[@donarthiazi2443]

That was the son-in-law _"Ariel"_ that said that, not Schlomo.

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

😆😆😆

[@JamesMJaime]

@@donarthiazi2443 Fixed.

[@V38-r7t]

Heh anus

[@speedking7224]

Gaius Antonius Sopranus

[@rovhalt6650]

"And the Romans, where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em asshole" Superb line. Just beautiful. Molto bene 😙👌

[@TheFogLakeshore]

They Romans are re-arranging Morrie's wig, and as it turns out, hurricane force winds are no match for a Centurion.

[@Conan_the_Based]

Even better, Masada isn't the glorious Therompylae moment Ariel makes it out to be. The Romans didn't bother attacking the fortress. They built a ramp up to the wall and walked over it. There was very little combat, if any. If anything, the defenders chose cowardice in a swift death over fighting to a potentially grisly and painful demise.

[@DezDogg]

Morrie’s wigs don’t come off!

[@littleCarmine]

Holy shit is that him?

[@DezDogg]

@@littleCarmine yes mate, Chuck Low RIP.

[@littleCarmine]

@@DezDogg over 10 rewatches and still finding out new things. What a show...cheers for the info

[@DezDogg]

@@littleCarmine pleasure talking to you Li’l C! 😀

[@neilgerace355]

Chuck Low had at least four gangster movies under his subspecies.

[@Professor__S]

Teitelleman: As the great Talmud says. Tony: I dont give a shit what he said😂 The writing in this show.. poetry lol

[@YahushaisKing144]

People don’t even know how evil the Talmud is. It started out of Babylon. They call us goyem in it which means cattle. It also says that each of them will get a certain amount of us as slaves. It’s one of the most evil books I’ve read. And they honor the Talmud over the Old Testament.

[@-RunninNGunnin-]

"The Talmud says...... I don't give a shit what HE says" 😂

[@alainportant6412]

he says you can do kids under 4, apparently

[@matt8264]

You guys need to read up on what the Talmud really says. These people are not our friends.

[@alainportant6412]

@@matt8264 Yeah, it's bad. But they'll tell you it's just old literature. They'll lie to you while trying to be right, they have a whole technique. It's called Pilpul, look it up.

[@alainportant6412]

@@matt8264 Once you know Pilpul too you can see RIGHT THROUGH THEM.

[@MichaelJordanTennisShoes]

@@matt8264 Based

[@aarontaylor4787]

Teittleman loved his son-in-law like a brudda-in-law.

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

What did I say? Hold onto your 🐓 when you negotiate with these varsity athletes

[@Loveandbkind777]

I told you not to mess with those fenatics.

[@CaliforniaMexico-1]

When you negotiate not when you deal. Learn Soprano Quotes

[@Loveandbkind777]

@@CaliforniaMexico-1 okay lol

[@MeldrickCz]

Dunno just didn´t saw it in them.

[@georgesotiriou7051]

I told you not to mention this again!

[@dmartin7765]

R.I.P Tony Sirico 1942-2022

[@JBrander]

80 years old.. just a fuckin kid...

[@TheByrdWayne]

Stop virtue signaling

[@Alsatiagent-zu1rx]

@@TheByrdWayne He wasn't. Stop attention-seeking.

[@DavidFobare]

The Sirico genes are strong. Tony’s brother, Father Robert Sirico has been a deeply influential man wherever he went.

[@ItsXpensive]

-Borko is a friend of mine -Ceerious: "And you bragging this?"

[@TacticalShinebox]

@@ItsXpensive not a friend of ours Serbia not jersey

[@mikeg2491]

They got history together, like Israel and fuckin’ Palestine

[@smellsuperb1]

OooOhh, we got Shecky Kino ovah heah

[@bojo6607]

“Hey ZZ Top”😂

[@PeterT-i1w]

I'm pretty sure the ADL would classify this as a hate crime.

[@kardondo]

Always that one that won’t take a joke and has to make themselves victim.

[@MichaelMeade-d7b]

I'm also in the cheap sunglasses business.

[@daverage4729]

"I don't understand" "That's 'cause I'm not talking to you!" Hah! Got to love how Tony just cut through the bullshit.

[@mikehayne538]

Then he was going to make a ninth season, he met the Pope, and dropped dead of a heart attack.

[@revingtosh]

Teittleman believes in the sacred, and the propane.

[@Cobbido]

Being a chosen is sacred and propane

[@acropolisnow9466]

@@Cobbido Actually being a cousin f_cking Muhammadan is definitely more on the propane side.

[@smellsuperb1]

A real pragmatist, that guy

[@NewPraetorianBlues]

Well well well, if it isn't my favorite non-shellfish-eating friend.

[@samdawg]

I here for the money, Borko money

[@ceerious]

oh yea yea yea

[@TacticalShinebox]

Go home porko this isn't gonna happen in my upload...or juniors

[@snakedoctor6969]

Big borko bucks

[@rustyshackleford3316]

Da boss monay

[@trippietoadie1296]

Give me 1000 Borko dollars

[@Taygio]

Teittleman wanted it one way, but it's that other way.

[@TacticalShinebox]

@@Taygio the talmud is the talmud

[@donarthiazi2443]

Teittleman was a security guard at Saveland Food Mart? _(Til Marlo came in 😂)_

[@brettpilkington9539]

The Torah ain't in him no more, none of it.

[@briansabore3311]

yoh man he aint stepping to.

[@kulz888]

You come at the king, best not miss

[@Jamyantis]

When Ginny Sack died her dark cloud covered all of Jersey

[@mac2857]

heh heh

[@alexanderchapman2525]

And then it shed ninety pounds of rain.

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

No that's just her shadow

[@lazyartiste_2357]

heh heh

[@yourmomshouse6984]

OOOAH! JOHNNY!

[@mikesheffer3690]

"And the Romans... where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em, a--hole."

[@JohnMichaelson]

One of the best lines in season one. Really cool.

[@australian2]

@@JohnMichaelsonOne of the best in the series. Maybe THE best 💯 🔥 Cocky Yid got owned 😂

[@kutyna4nogi141]

@mikesheffer3690 Ariel is right - the ancient Romans are not Italians. They are a completely different people.

[@australian2]

@ same bloodline.

[@kutyna4nogi141]

@@australian2 I don't think so

[@j4ward95]

He discovered waste management is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer and on this channel Tony Soprano is a hero!!

[@jamesharris40001]

Borko: Ive created a Golem! Cerrious: what?

[@TacticalShinebox]

@jamesharris40001 purekino: let me spoil my upload with voice over.

[@AmsterdamPattayaThailand123]

A monster Frankenstein

[@jaimer6907]

Smegol 😂

[@howardsontz983]

And after he gets the divorce, the girl's father tries to cheat them out of the amount he agreed to pay them.

[@Halal_Dan]

oy vey!

[@alexanderchapman2525]

It's been said before, but you gotta hold onto your varsity shinebox when you negotiate with these people.

[@Czarwren]

So the austrian guy was right

[@daniello9155]

How many brilliant one liners can you cram into 6.5 minutes. Classic lines and classic acting.

[@mikehayne538]

Never saw this show. Was it in the 1990s? Why no laugh track?

[@daniello9155]

@@mikehayne538 Its called the sopranos, loosely based on a New Jersey crime family. It has dark humour and violence. great cast, great stories and great acting.

[@Whiteboykun]

So many were crammed into 6.5 minutes because of this thing called EDITING, where the uploader cut out a bunch of scenes in-between the clips he presented. FFS the first clip is from season 1, the second to last is from mid season 2, the last is the season 2 finale.

[@daniello9155]

@@Whiteboykun You missed the point and you need to take a chill pill to relax man.

[@AlphaQHard]

I just realized the older jew is Morrie from Goodfellas

[@greenmatrix30seven]

zohmg… you’re right!!! 🫢🫢🫢🫢

[@dihexa7256]

The irony here is that the younger man was 100% correct about how the mob would become a golem that they could never get out of their hotel

[@trashteamracing8262]

I don't understand how Teittlman just thought he could reneg on the deal like that.

[@smellsuperb1]

We gonna need-a fresh uploads and comments, and a lot of smart-aleck remarks. Your golem make-ahh the deal 😂

[@nkel6111]

says the people who own it all...hollywood, facebook, and you-tube.

[@YesPlease-qj8nv]

Yeah now ask the Palestinians what they think 🤔

[@YesPlease-qj8nv]

Don't forget CBS Paramount NBC Comcast universal

[@360GamingDude]

2:30 did Silvio pull a meat tenderizer out of his pocket??? 😂

[@neilgerace355]

Hammerspace. A staple of anime.

[@TacticalShinebox]

@@360GamingDude out of Ralph's pocket....OH!

[@mikeg2491]

@@TacticalShinebox They found a hanky, with Carlo's lipstick in the other pocket

[@TacticalShinebox]

@mikeg2491 what'd they find up porkos cvunt

[@jg2722]

@@mikeg2491and Vito’s lipstick in the other

[@ceerious]

You strike me and a dark cloud goes over Kinos house. Either way theyll be no compilation unless restitution is made.

[@SamSepiol-n6y]

You're creating a Borko. A monster to do your compilation

[@TacticalShinebox]

@@ceerious porko is a golem

[@MerchantsOfMisery]

🤣you are too funny

[@ceerious]

@@MerchantsOfMiseryappreciate it

[@simplenough]

could we get a Hesh compilation?

[@saltybrackishfresh]

“ACT LIKE A MOHEL AND GIVE HIM HIS BRISS” YOOOOO😂 THAT WAS GOOD

[@capncake8837]

It was “Finish his bris.”

[@mwilliamshs]

Even better, he actually said "...finish his briss."

[@greggo1131]

My estimation of Ariel as a man just fucking plummeted

[@ceerious]

that guys a bull

[@jasonkinzie8835]

No way! That guy was one tough Hebrew until Tony threaten castration! What I'm saying is it took threatening castration before this guy broke. Which is impressive.

[@neilmcfarlane7013]

My estimation of Erica as a shining expert did not plummet

[@mikedawolf95]

5:26 that should the Jewish mafia motto

[@hippo-potamus]

I concur. The vig! The vig!

[@Incognito1986]

LOL!

[@jerlewis4291]

Ever hear of Murder Incorporated? They were the Jewish mafia, Jews have been in organized crime about a day less than the Italians have been. You just don't see it.

[@mauriciomachado7929]

"The Talmud says..." I wonder why the writers didn't let him finish his sentence.

[@sporter527]

you know

[@Jmar1024]

We're all kids (the offspring of goats), we aren't allowed to know...

[@VainakhQuranites]

The Talmud is better used as "toy let- paper".

[@sneedumfeedum]

cool it with the anti semitic remarks

[@anyq_CS]

jesus boiling in human excrements. when i said human, its not us the goys

[@neilgerace355]

Shlomo's hat - did come off!

[@noprovh7656]

Waiting for that one guy to somehow sneak a ''Varsity athlete'' into this

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Got it!

[@dereks3581]

Total gentile victory

[@undercoverxyz7]

Hersh always knows what a jew needs. Such a lovely jew expert.

[@gezenews]

Hesh is like blade but for jews.

[@nealcomstock1958]

@@gezenews😂😂

[@eamonwright7488]

He was the Jewish Eichmann

[@finncullen]

@@gezenews A goywalker

[@ID-8491]

He IS a Jew.

[@JR-vi4rl]

4:12 - Notice the dent in the wall. Jim Gandolfini was so intense in his role as Tony Soprano that he actually punched the wall.

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

@JR-vi4rl They had a special wall made of grilled cheese off a radiator constructed just for this scene. They had to compromise

[@JR-vi4rl]

@JackSmith-kp2vs Touché

[@olliephelan]

That old jew ( 6 ;31) was Robert de Neros landlord. )Mourie from goodfellas. DeNero had him cast as the slave trader in the Mission (1980 odd)

[@nitrateodin]

"As the Talmud says!" "I DON'T GIVE A SH*T WHAT HE SAYS"

[@JamesBrewerDJ]

"...guys a bull"..."Paulie, if we don't k*** this p****, we should put him to work!" - Love the acknowledgement of "Shaggy Green over here!" toughness!

[@artyomtimoshenko2610]

It’s shecky greene he was a comedian in the catskills

[@JamesBrewerDJ]

@@artyomtimoshenko2610 From the UK so I could only guess, but love the line itself 🤣

[@JoeRogansForehead]

Schlomo lol

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Ceerious is right Borko created a Golem.....Frankenstein

[@Djm8520]

“Very different movies.” 🤣😂

[@josephtalmadge3108]

​@Djm8520 you know what this video needs is a Brogan adjustment 😂

[@Djm8520]

@@josephtalmadge3108 🤣😂 "Are you a shining example for the huge collection of wingtips and loafers that must be lodged up your lower bowel?" 🤣😂

[@StevietheDream]

Listen kid, "I am from old school. I don’t have to explain myself."

[@MadMetsFan]

"I make that beanie spin when I work his thing" 😅

[@sharpshooter012345]

"I see him but i don't believe him" "ZZ top" i almost spit my coffee out laughing

[@deeg8849]

Morrie didn't get shived in the back of the head after all in Goodfellas.

[@DjVtheJESUSsouja]

Jewish guy: hey Paulie Paulie: Humana Humana Framistan

[@MongofromKongo]

😅

[@RICHIECOQUI]

If morrie just gave jimmy 25 % of the motel he wouldn't have a problem 😅

[@juanpjp27]

Borko to Ceerius: You're stealing likes from my subscribers?? ** pushes Ceerius ** Ceerius: I was going to cut you in but now you're acting stupid!

[@jamesfeeley4810]

Ive dealt with these people too,and they portrayed them perfectly.

[@jasWerner-qt5wj]

Me too... They will fk U out of your last nickel

[@johnconway9882]

Too many edits here. Lost some major dialogue that explains Ariel's resistance.

[@Loveandbkind777]

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTA!!!

[@EliteXclutchX21]

You are the best thank you for another compilation

[@ceerious]

Thank you too!

[@alainportant6412]

1:15 What's the "it's a commercial" joke ?? I couldnt find anything on google

[@simonjusticier333]

I think it's an old roach motel commercial. Roaches check in but they don't check out.

[@me6271]

"Get these people in our motel and you never get them out" that's literally a commercial slogan😂

[@alainportant6412]

@@simonjusticier333 😂😂 found it thanks ! That's actually horrible those poor cockroackes. That company would probably get sued for animal cruelty today 🐛🐛

[@alainportant6412]

@@me6271 YOU'LL NEVER GET EM OUT 😂😂👇🏻👇🏻

[@NawHomee]

Is that the guy from morrys wigs in Goodfellas??? Maybe it's a reference😂

[@justinrandomnamenandstuff]

The “tell em bubkiss” Paulie comment always makes me chuckle.

[@dirtlevel]

Oy vey I should work for nothing?

[@acropolisnow9466]

And you're bragging this! What a lad

[@venenomecca858]

Lemme tell you a couple of 3 things. Ceerious has no respect for this thing, he’s never been in the can, not really. He’s a guy who stepped over Borko to grab the big seat. His fawthas brotha.

[@jpg2022-o7k]

Ah, but the kid has his good side.....

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

​@@jpg2022-o7kYeah I'm not saying anything against him, he's my homie

[@jpg2022-o7k]

@@romeongaei-tou4282 He's your WHAT?

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

@@jpg2022-o7k He lives it up near me.

[@dodger2829]

Always listen to Hesh.

[@neilgerace355]

The golem wants his preciousss 25%

[@lovepreetsingh6315]

that punch line was sublime aint gonna lie.

[@markjohnson4962]

Those motels are everywhere in North Jersey. Can't look at them the same now.

[@rocknrollcannibals]

Honestly, that was Furio at his nicest.

[@bartzhang391]

where is that last scene from, and what did murmur pocket? it looked like a electronic device, a recorder?

[@JohnMichaelson]

-It was the credit card skimmer for the two Arabs in the Bing that Chrissy and Tony eventually dime to Agent Harris. Season 6.- On further reading it might have been Benny's card scamming initially. The one that got him in trouble with Artie and others.

[@ceerious]

Benny Fazio Criminal Mastermind

[@bartzhang391]

@@JohnMichaelson thank you so much, with this info in mind that device clearly looks to be a card reader!

[@p.stephens9305]

Jimmy is an unconscionable ball-breaker!

[@yespleasehjh]

“What am I, a schmuck on wheels?”

[@revingtosh]

Teittleman reminds me of King Louis the whatevah's finance minister...'the' something...

[@littleCarmine]

That's my line buddy

[@gezenews]

@@littleCarmine That's my line paulie.

[@littleCarmine]

@@gezenews watch it Chrissy

[@jasWerner-qt5wj]

Thats Roberts.Petier.. or something like that Carmine Jr..😂😅

[@maxmurphy7306]

Give shlomo what he wants.

[@stevehouselog9889]

You can tell by the way Silvio swings that meat tenderizer that he has the makings of a Varsity Athlete...

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

Small hands aren't his problem

[@salainenlokaatio]

Its...da...JOOS!

[@JBrander]

ceerious: "Borko, you ever.. uh.. compile his soprano clips?"

[@thecarter8700]

Bruhh the son I law is hilarious 😭😭😭

[@GaryDelabate]

0:32 what am i, a shmuck on wheels?

[@bigdaddytrips6197]

I could of dropped a dime a million times !

[@JonnyTGood]

Never watched The Sopranos... now I will! 😁

[@JimiHendrixBlvd]

Great writing ❤

[@mikehayne538]

Good one! Needs a laugh track. I had previously thought David Chase ruined the excellent show ROCKFORD FILES in the 3rd season.

[@Gogsi90]

Season 1 was something else even for Soprano Standards, it was so good Keep it up, great work as usual !

[@ceerious]

thank you

[@hpholland]

“I make that beanie SPIN”

[@jtoma8016]

Morrie's wigs don't come off

[@unclejoeoakland]

Ok who else loves the Ding Ding Ding! of the desk bell? Just for the comic effect?

[@str8_white_mail]

Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane, but he didn’t wanna use his miles!

[@Joesbigbro78]

Teitlleman is the biggest ball breaker I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@philipthomson7460]

4:18 Morries’ wig came off! 😆😆

[@mauromartiniano1893]

Belle is still looking for him

[@jsciarri]

She never got her danish

[@andyman0231]

A deal is deal Teittleman 😂

[@aseaton0604]

Paulie really rang his bell

[@pixelissue]

Morrie's beards don't come off!

[@Grover3364]

3:23 - Pretty good line from Tony tbf

[@TonyFrickey-ur9jy]

What did the clerk hand the man at the end?

[@sirjudge5055]

Looked to be a credit card skimmer.

[@ryanconnolly426]

I love the subtle contrast of the Romans entering Judea

[@Skrimpish]

Borko makes that beenie spin!

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Bupkiss borko, you got bupkiss coming to you....

[@iamthatguy8071]

Ceerious you're gonna start kicking up points for every day we wait on the Paulie video

[@ceerious]

im gonna do it. schedules been crazy

[@t0manderson571]

Two three weeks. Okay?

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

​@@t0manderson571You know what? We'll give him another 3 weeks, but it's gonna cost him 4 more compliations as a reminder not to fuck up again

[@matthewlacey5307]

So many great moments

[@markspinozzi2882]

Borko held his own against all of HBO and where are they now😂😂😂

[@FRSCO19]

You’re watching them 😏

[@maxpower2511]

You know who liked Golems? Joey Peeps

[@hippo-potamus]

I heard the girl he was with got it in the chest. Must of been silicone everywheres.

[@neilgerace355]

@@maxpower2511 Terry Pratchett too

[@donarthiazi2443]

Joey also loved playing _Dungeons and Dragons,_ in fact Joey was the Dungeon Master as a kid.

[@mando-j9d]

That's what the Germans would have you believe

[@donarthiazi2443]

@@mando-j9d My _Sopranos_ memory is slipping a little, what's that from... who said it?

[@haydoncooper3744]

Great story lines always makes me laugh like a drain.

[@mikehayne538]

Good one. I like 1940s film noir movies with similar plots. Ever see SCARLET STREET?

[@CFox.7]

Can someone pls explain the very last scene ?

[@anthonys9513]

Morrie’s wigs never come off

[@Quincy556]

Man Maury’s wigs are good.

[@damomand]

The party’s over Sammy “ceerious” Grigio. Borko Soprano is the new boss, and he ain’t respecting old arrangements.

[@Madridme3]

They used to own Jordan's Furniture!

[@oeckstei]

The story of Masada is incredible when you actually visit the site in Israel.

[@nvkulk]

Ceerious is the Shecky Greene of our time!

[@hammerhead222]

Teittleman's beards don't fall off...when getting walled by Tony Soprano!