Teittleman - The Sopranos

[@JamesMJaime]

"And the Romans? Where are they now?" - Ariel "You're looking at 'em asshole." - Antonius Sopranus

[@donarthiazi2443]

That was the son-in-law _"Ariel"_ that said that, not Schlomo.

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

😆😆😆

[@JamesMJaime]

@@donarthiazi2443 Fixed.

[@V38-r7t]

Heh anus

[@speedking7224]

Gaius Antonius Sopranus

[@DezDogg]

Morrie’s wigs don’t come off!

[@littleCarmine]

Holy shit is that him?

[@DezDogg]

@@littleCarmine yes mate, Chuck Low RIP.

[@littleCarmine]

@@DezDogg over 10 rewatches and still finding out new things. What a show...cheers for the info

[@DezDogg]

@@littleCarmine pleasure talking to you Li’l C! 😀

[@neilgerace355]

Chuck Low had at least four gangster movies under his subspecies.

[@-RunninNGunnin-]

"The Talmud says...... I don't give a shit what HE says" 😂

[@alainportant6412]

he says you can do kids under 4, apparently

[@matt8264]

You guys need to read up on what the Talmud really says. These people are not our friends.

[@alainportant6412]

@@matt8264 Yeah, it's bad. But they'll tell you it's just old literature. They'll lie to you while trying to be right, they have a whole technique. It's called Pilpul, look it up.

[@alainportant6412]

@@matt8264 Once you know Pilpul too you can see RIGHT THROUGH THEM.

[@MichaelJordanTennisShoes]

@@matt8264 Based

[@dmartin7765]

R.I.P Tony Sirico 1942-2022

[@JBrander]

80 years old.. just a fuckin kid...

[@TheByrdWayne]

Stop virtue signaling

[@Alsatiagent-zu1rx]

@@TheByrdWayne He wasn't. Stop attention-seeking.

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

What did I say? Hold onto your 🐓 when you negotiate with these varsity athletes

[@Loveandbkind777]

I told you not to mess with those fenatics.

[@CaliforniaMexico-1]

When you negotiate not when you deal. Learn Soprano Quotes

[@Loveandbkind777]

@@CaliforniaMexico-1 okay lol

[@MeldrickCz]

Dunno just didn´t saw it in them.

[@georgesotiriou7051]

I told you not to mention this again!

[@Professor__S]

Teitelleman: As the great Talmud says. Tony: I dont give a shit what he said😂 The writing in this show.. poetry lol

[@samdawg]

I here for the money, Borko money

[@ceerious]

oh yea yea yea

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

Go home porko this isn't gonna happen in my upload...or juniors

[@snakedoctor6969]

Big borko bucks

[@rustyshackleford3316]

Da boss monay

[@trippietoadie1296]

Give me 1000 Borko dollars

[@aarontaylor4787]

Teittleman loved his son-in-law like a brudda-in-law.

[@ItsXpensive]

-Borko is a friend of mine -Ceerious: "And you bragging this?"

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

@@ItsXpensive not a friend of ours Serbia not jersey

[@mikeg2491]

They got history together, like Israel and fuckin’ Palestine

[@smellsuperb1]

OooOhh, we got Shecky Kino ovah heah

[@bojo6607]

“Hey ZZ Top”😂

[@Taygio]

Teittleman wanted it one way, but it's that other way.

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

@@Taygio the talmud is the talmud

[@donarthiazi2443]

Teittleman was a security guard at Saveland Food Mart? _(Til Marlo came in 😂)_

[@brettpilkington9539]

The Torah ain't in him no more, none of it.

[@briansabore3311]

yoh man he aint stepping to.

[@kulz888]

You come at the king, best not miss

[@NewPraetorianBlues]

Well well well, if it isn't my favorite non-shellfish-eating friend.

[@Jamyantis]

When Ginny Sack died her dark cloud covered all of Jersey

[@mac2857]

heh heh

[@alexanderchapman2525]

And then it shed ninety pounds of rain.

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

No that's just her shadow

[@lazyartiste_2357]

heh heh

[@yourmomshouse6984]

OOOAH! JOHNNY!

[@mikesheffer3690]

"And the Romans... where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em, a--hole."

[@JohnMichaelson]

One of the best lines in season one. Really cool.

[@australian2]

@@JohnMichaelsonOne of the best in the series. Maybe THE best 💯 🔥 Cocky Yid got owned 😂

[@kutyna4nogi141]

@mikesheffer3690 Ariel is right - the ancient Romans are not Italians. They are a completely different people.

[@australian2]

@ same bloodline.

[@kutyna4nogi141]

@@australian2 I don't think so

[@saltybrackishfresh]

“ACT LIKE A MOHEL AND GIVE HIM HIS BRISS” YOOOOO😂 THAT WAS GOOD

[@jamesharris40001]

Borko: Ive created a Golem! Cerrious: what?

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

@jamesharris40001 purekino: let me spoil my upload with voice over.

[@AmsterdamPattayaThailand123]

A monster Frankenstein

[@360GamingDude]

2:30 did Silvio pull a meat tenderizer out of his pocket??? 😂

[@neilgerace355]

Hammerspace. A staple of anime.

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

@@360GamingDude out of Ralph's pocket....OH!

[@mikeg2491]

@@WestSideGorilla1980 They found a hanky, with Carlo's lipstick in the other pocket

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

@mikeg2491 what'd they find up porkos cvunt

[@jg2722]

@@mikeg2491and Vito’s lipstick in the other

[@dihexa7256]

The irony here is that the younger man was 100% correct about how the mob would become a golem that they could never get out of their hotel

[@trashteamracing8262]

I don't understand how Teittlman just thought he could reneg on the deal like that.

[@smellsuperb1]

We gonna need-a fresh uploads and comments, and a lot of smart-aleck remarks. Your golem make-ahh the deal 😂

[@nkel6111]

says the people who own it all...hollywood, facebook, and you-tube.

[@YesPlease-qj8nv]

Yeah now ask the Palestinians what they think 🤔

[@YesPlease-qj8nv]

Don't forget CBS Paramount NBC Comcast universal

[@ceerious]

You strike me and a dark cloud goes over Kinos house. Either way theyll be no compilation unless restitution is made.

[@SamSepiol-n6y]

You're creating a Borko. A monster to do your compilation

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

@@ceerious porko is a golem

[@MerchantsOfMisery]

🤣you are too funny

[@ceerious]

@@MerchantsOfMiseryappreciate it

[@simplenough]

could we get a Hesh compilation?

[@revingtosh]

Teittleman believes in the sacred, and the propane.

[@Cobbido]

Being a chosen is sacred and propane

[@acropolisnow9466]

@@Cobbido Actually being a cousin f_cking Muhammadan is definitely more on the propane side.

[@smellsuperb1]

A real pragmatist, that guy

[@alainportant6412]

1:15 What's the "it's a commercial" joke ?? I couldnt find anything on google

[@simonjusticier333]

I think it's an old roach motel commercial. Roaches check in but they don't check out.

[@me6271]

"Get these people in our motel and you never get them out" that's literally a commercial slogan😂

[@alainportant6412]

@@simonjusticier333 😂😂 found it thanks ! That's actually horrible those poor cockroackes. That company would probably get sued for animal cruelty today 🐛🐛

[@alainportant6412]

@@me6271 YOU'LL NEVER GET EM OUT 😂😂👇🏻👇🏻

[@mauriciomachado7929]

"The Talmud says..." I wonder why the writers didn't let him finish his sentence.

[@sporter527]

you know

[@Jmar1024]

We're all kids (the offspring of goats), we aren't allowed to know...

[@VainakhQuranites]

The Talmud is better used as "toy let- paper".

[@sneedumfeedum]

cool it with the anti semitic remarks

[@anyq_CS]

jesus boiling in human excrements. when i said human, its not us the goys

[@greggo1131]

My estimation of Ariel as a man just fucking plummeted

[@ceerious]

that guys a bull

[@j4ward95]

He discovered waste management is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer and on this channel Tony Soprano is a hero!!

[@undercoverxyz7]

Hersh always knows what a jew needs. Such a lovely jew expert.

[@gezenews]

Hesh is like blade but for jews.

[@mikedawolf95]

5:26 that should the Jewish mafia motto

[@hippo-potamus]

I concur. The vig! The vig!

[@Incognito1986]

LOL!

[@jerlewis4291]

Ever hear of Murder Incorporated? They were the Jewish mafia, Jews have been in organized crime about a day less than the Italians have been. You just don't see it.

[@dereks3581]

Total gentile victory

[@howardsontz983]

And after he gets the divorce, the girl's father tries to cheat them out of the amount he agreed to pay them.

[@Halal_Dan]

oy vey!

[@alexanderchapman2525]

It's been said before, but you gotta hold onto your varsity shinebox when you negotiate with these people.

[@noprovh7656]

Waiting for that one guy to somehow sneak a ''Varsity athlete'' into this

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Got it!

[@neilgerace355]

Shlomo's hat - did come off!

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Ceerious is right Borko created a Golem.....Frankenstein

[@Djm8520]

“Very different movies.” 🤣😂

[@josephtalmadge3108]

​@Djm8520 you know what this video needs is a Brogan adjustment 😂

[@Djm8520]

@@josephtalmadge3108 🤣😂 "Are you a shining example for the huge collection of wingtips and loafers that must be lodged up your lower bowel?" 🤣😂

[@DjVtheJESUSsouja]

Jewish guy: hey Paulie Paulie: Humana Humana Framistan

[@MongofromKongo]

😅

[@str8_white_mail]

Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane, but he didn’t wanna use his miles!

[@RICHIECOQUI]

If morrie just gave jimmy 25 % of the motel he wouldn't have a problem 😅

[@bartzhang391]

where is that last scene from, and what did murmur pocket? it looked like a electronic device, a recorder?

[@JohnMichaelson]

-It was the credit card skimmer for the two Arabs in the Bing that Chrissy and Tony eventually dime to Agent Harris. Season 6.- On further reading it might have been Benny's card scamming initially. The one that got him in trouble with Artie and others.

[@ceerious]

Benny Fazio Criminal Mastermind

[@bartzhang391]

@@JohnMichaelson thank you so much, with this info in mind that device clearly looks to be a card reader!

[@RyanJJ32]

3:23 - Pretty good line from Tony tbf

[@AlphaQHard]

I just realized the older jew is Morrie from Goodfellas

[@JoeRogansForehead]

Schlomo lol

[@daverage4729]

"I don't understand" "That's 'cause I'm not talking to you!" Hah! Got to love how Tony just cut through the bullshit.

[@JamesBrewerDJ]

"...guys a bull"..."Paulie, if we don't k*** this p****, we should put him to work!" - Love the acknowledgement of "Shaggy Green over here!" toughness!

[@artyomtimoshenko2610]

It’s shecky greene he was a comedian in the catskills

[@JamesBrewerDJ]

@@artyomtimoshenko2610 From the UK so I could only guess, but love the line itself 🤣

[@JR-vi4rl]

4:12 - Notice the dent in the wall. Jim Gandolfini was so intense in his role as Tony Soprano that he actually punched the wall.

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

@JR-vi4rl They had a special wall made of grilled cheese off a radiator constructed just for this scene. They had to compromise

[@JR-vi4rl]

@JackSmith-kp2vs Touché

[@Loveandbkind777]

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTA!!!

[@EliteXclutchX21]

You are the best thank you for another compilation

[@ceerious]

Thank you too!

[@GaryDelabate]

0:32 what am i, a shmuck on wheels?

[@venenomecca858]

Lemme tell you a couple of 3 things. Ceerious has no respect for this thing, he’s never been in the can, not really. He’s a guy who stepped over Borko to grab the big seat. His fawthas brotha.

[@jpg2022-o7k]

Ah, but the kid has his good side.....

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

​@@jpg2022-o7kYeah I'm not saying anything against him, he's my homie

[@jpg2022-o7k]

@@romeongaei-tou4282 He's your WHAT?

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

@@jpg2022-o7k He lives it up near me.

[@Gogsi90]

Season 1 was something else even for Soprano Standards, it was so good Keep it up, great work as usual !

[@ceerious]

thank you

[@johnconway9882]

Too many edits here. Lost some major dialogue that explains Ariel's resistance.

[@sharpshooter012345]

"I see him but i don't believe him" "ZZ top" i almost spit my coffee out laughing

[@nitrateodin]

"As the Talmud says!" "I DON'T GIVE A SH*T WHAT HE SAYS"

[@AKhan-uc3eo]

All non Jews are golems according to the talmut and they can be used since we are here to serve the Jewish people. That what I read.

[@hi-pwr]

And thus, out of nowhere, germans voted and h. got into power.

[@Bulvan123]

You don't "Read" the Talmud. You "Learn" it which is why you have no idea what you're talking about.

[@Cobbido]

@@Bulvan123 What a bizarre "retort"

[@salainenlokaatio]

Its...da...JOOS!

[@tonygalati2672]

I would've made Hesh. Jews and Italians are so similar. Italians just have better food.

[@Stoigniew666]

Similiar? Meaning?

[@allananderson949]

A jew can be Italian. Not all of them are born in isreal

[@Stoigniew666]

@@allananderson949 No, he cannot. He can be Jew living in Italy

[@StarWallowingBull]

I moved heavy furniture for a jewish guy one time. I was 18 years old. I worked for 7 hours. He dropped off $20 dollars to my dad the next day. I never saw him again. That's the way these people are!

[@jedblow]

Your dad kept the money and gave you 20 dollars.

[@thech33f39]

@@jedblow Well they brutally murdered a young boy named Simon of Trent. Thats enough for me to side eye every thing they do.

[@Pragnantweggyboard]

​@@thech33f39Don't forget William of Norwich.

[@thecarter8700]

Bruhh the son I law is hilarious 😭😭😭

[@deeg8849]

Morrie didn't get shived in the back of the head after all in Goodfellas.

[@dirtlevel]

Oy vey I should work for nothing?

[@revingtosh]

Teittleman reminds me of King Louis the whatevah's finance minister...'the' something...

[@littleCarmine]

That's my line buddy

[@gezenews]

@@littleCarmine That's my line paulie.

[@littleCarmine]

@@gezenews watch it Chrissy

[@jasWerner-qt5wj]

Thats Roberts.Petier.. or something like that Carmine Jr..😂😅

[@JBrander]

ceerious: "Borko, you ever.. uh.. compile his soprano clips?"

[@acropolisnow9466]

And you're bragging this! What a lad

[@jamesfeeley4810]

Ive dealt with these people too,and they portrayed them perfectly.

[@jasWerner-qt5wj]

Me too... They will fk U out of your last nickel

[@justinrandomnamenandstuff]

The “tell em bubkiss” Paulie comment always makes me chuckle.

[@JonnyTGood]

Never watched The Sopranos... now I will! 😁

[@MicrophoneAssassin13]

Hey, what's the last short scene? What is the exchange for?

[@karinelaguerre5348]

The device records the customers' card details.

[@stevehouselog9889]

You can tell by the way Silvio swings that meat tenderizer that he has the makings of a Varsity Athlete...

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

Small hands aren't his problem

[@pixelissue]

Morrie's beards don't come off!

[@damomand]

The party’s over Sammy “ceerious” Grigio. Borko Soprano is the new boss, and he ain’t respecting old arrangements.

[@matthewlacey5307]

So many great moments

[@JimiHendrixBlvd]

Great writing ❤

[@shinz84]

Morrie gave up on getting Danish....he went to get a pork sandwich rather 😂😂😂

[@ThatsMrGat]

0:06 Can't believe these dagos cut off a dying man's last words, and their boss of all people!

[@markspinozzi2882]

Borko held his own against all of HBO and where are they now😂😂😂

[@hammerhead222]

Teittleman's beards don't fall off...when getting walled by Tony Soprano!

[@aseaton0604]

Paulie really rang his bell

[@Skrimpish]

Borko makes that beenie spin!

[@AR-us3it]

Was that terrible edit at 1:40 in the original episode?

[@ceerious]

lmao no.

[@phoenix15_]

What’s funny ?

[@007JNR]

You been my favourite editor for a minute homeslice (anytime i see your vids I'm 🍽 good!)

[@iamthatguy8071]

Ceerious you're gonna start kicking up points for every day we wait on the Paulie video

[@ceerious]

im gonna do it. schedules been crazy

[@t0manderson571]

Two three weeks. Okay?

[@romeongaei-tou4282]

​@@t0manderson571You know what? We'll give him another 3 weeks, but it's gonna cost him 4 more compliations as a reminder not to fuck up again

[@maxmurphy7306]

Give shlomo what he wants.

[@olliephelan]

That old jew ( 6 ;31) was Robert de Neros landlord. )Mourie from goodfellas. DeNero had him cast as the slave trader in the Mission (1980 odd)

[@maxpower2511]

You know who liked Golems? Joey Peeps

[@hippo-potamus]

I heard the girl he was with got it in the chest. Must of been silicone everywheres.

[@neilgerace355]

@@maxpower2511 Terry Pratchett too

[@donarthiazi2443]

Joey also loved playing _Dungeons and Dragons,_ in fact Joey was the Dungeon Master as a kid.

[@mando-j9d]

That's what the Germans would have you believe

[@donarthiazi2443]

@@mando-j9d My _Sopranos_ memory is slipping a little, what's that from... who said it?

[@jack_green]

Could you make some more wire compilations?

[@haydoncooper3744]

Great story lines always makes me laugh like a drain.

[@TheRomeerome]

Don’t mess with them ❤😂

[@urbanmoving.systems]

How Silvio moves his hand when Tony asks what a Golem is. Podawful mentioned.

[@hippo-potamus]

It's me Tony......It's really Hippo, you said to call in 5 min. Some birds flying, I think I see a rabbit or a squirrel, maybe its a opossum.

[@ceerious]

that big huh?

[@newgame897]

0:39 I don’t know why I find that so funny lol

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Bupkiss borko, you got bupkiss coming to you....

[@GarhwaliUK]

Which movie?

[@Joesbigbro78]

Teitlleman is the biggest ball breaker I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@mauromartiniano1893]

Belle is still looking for him

[@jsciarri]

She never got her danish

[@TonyFrickey-ur9jy]

What did the clerk hand the man at the end?

[@sirjudge5055]

Looked to be a credit card skimmer.

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

"And you bragging this? I've known him since I've had hair on my penzil".

[@plaidchuck]

lol "the critic biz" I assume Chuck Low grew up with Yiddish so I'm wondering if that was a legit word or if he was riffing there

[@CFox.7]

Can someone pls explain the very last scene ?

[@evazq4317]

What was that exchange in the end?

[@ceerious]

Bennys scam

[@JohnMichaelson]

@@ceerious Oh was it Benny? I thought it was the Arabs in the Bing. Maybe that was later.

[@ceerious]

@@JohnMichaelsonthey were part of it. Benny and MurMur were in on it.

[@nvkulk]

Ceerious is the Shecky Greene of our time!

[@JaiKumar-wn8wx]

Can you do a compilation of Artie Bucco please??

[@ceerious]

i'll do all the ones without charmaine in it. since i have a charmaine compilation

[@JaiKumar-wn8wx]

@ceerious Perfect, thank you so much!

[@Djm8520]

Hey ZZ Top!!

[@josephtalmadge3108]

😂😂😂 I knew dat was coming

[@Djm8520]

@ How ‘bout dose Jersey tomatoes?! 🍅

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@Djm8520 when their in season you can't keep these NY guys away

[@Djm8520]

@@josephtalmadge3108 Especially when Vito is ‘in season’!! 🤣😂😂

[@hpholland]

“I make that beanie SPIN”

[@RodChampers]

What was in the little box at the end ?