Ralphie May Explains How To KEEP Your Man Satisfied

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Ralphie May

Ralphie May

Күн бұрын

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@ItsChurchieYall
@ItsChurchieYall 3 жыл бұрын
RIP big guy :^(
@danielives379
@danielives379 3 жыл бұрын
Go back and find "Just Correct" absolutely hilarious
@cjcc-anwhjmpastorjamesm.mc4725
@cjcc-anwhjmpastorjamesm.mc4725 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielives379 I really appreciate
@fpaz3301
@fpaz3301 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@robertmather7334
@robertmather7334 3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie May was trying to help change humans into respecting each other and everyone getting along with each other. No matter what race, religion, or sexual preference you had. We lost him way to soon. Guy had a heart of gold
@charlesquintana8540
@charlesquintana8540 3 ай бұрын
Saw him in camp victory. Back in the day. True blue brother. Hooah! May he rest in peace!😔🪖🇺🇲
@jerrycool3034
@jerrycool3034 3 жыл бұрын
I just read his autobiography and this guy is a LEGIT comedian. Take a guess what his daughter name is... APRIL JUNE MAY Fucking legend
@straightfaceguy7966
@straightfaceguy7966 3 жыл бұрын
and his son !
@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS 7 ай бұрын
I cannot believe it took me reading the thing to actually get it past "lol silly southern name", what a legend.
@bigmanolo26
@bigmanolo26 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this had me dying laughing lmao R.I.P. Ralphie May 🙏🙏🙏 Rest In Paradise
@OdderMoniker
@OdderMoniker 3 жыл бұрын
One of the GOATS
@c_griffintsddgtbla6614
@c_griffintsddgtbla6614 3 жыл бұрын
People who are watching this are FANS FOR LIFE
@jasongarcia1886
@jasongarcia1886 3 жыл бұрын
Always have been always will be living or dead Ralphie May is my favorite comedian of all time
@bertreid9195
@bertreid9195 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏💯💯💯💯💯💯
@brandonmelikian8842
@brandonmelikian8842 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen all his stand up multiple times, still love it everytime I come back. Such a big loss
@melzbellz7768
@melzbellz7768 3 жыл бұрын
I miss u Ralphie u were hilarious!!! 😭😭😭 RIP 💜
@monicapyle
@monicapyle 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't discover him until after he died. RIP
@connorhaggard7639
@connorhaggard7639 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. Makes me sad as fuck but thank god he was around one of a kind comedian
@maliciouspig8494
@maliciouspig8494 3 жыл бұрын
Got the same with Hitler, Elvis and some other dudes.
@leoluna319
@leoluna319 3 жыл бұрын
Same here! I was thinking "hope I can go to his show" then found out he passed few years ago.
@lynn6221
@lynn6221 3 жыл бұрын
Same with me.
@MegaNidesh
@MegaNidesh 3 жыл бұрын
Same....wish i got to be at one of his shows
@theblackbearkid9729
@theblackbearkid9729 3 жыл бұрын
I really wish he was still here. I listen to "just correct" all the time. All of his stand up was good but this is one of my favorites. As a fellow Mexican I fucking love these jokes!
@zackmp3300
@zackmp3300 3 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the full version of this? Someone plzzz help. Really wish he never passed, there was so much more he needed to tell us. Already watched every special and upload he has. 1 love, Ralphie May 😅
@jakemartin4305
@jakemartin4305 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg he is definitely right tho fan for life first saw him when I was like 12 when we first got dial up and cable TV 🤣🤣🤣👍 good times RIP goat
@shanejohnson6099
@shanejohnson6099 3 жыл бұрын
Rip to the 1 of the best
@PF-Fly
@PF-Fly 3 жыл бұрын
“If you knew what you were doing this would sound like a conversation at the dentist office…ga ga ga ga….ohh you just got a new refrigerator, huh?….ga ga ga ga….. ohh is it a whirlpool? Those must be nice…. ga ga ga” 😂😂😂 Legend!!!
@vaneramirez8735
@vaneramirez8735 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my jesus it make me cry and laugh so much RIP my brother
@damrhy
@damrhy 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I miss Ralphie.
@michaelmoreno3301
@michaelmoreno3301 3 жыл бұрын
Wow 🥺 I just discovered him also has me rolling 😂😂😂😂 REST IN ☮️
@adrianagflores5587
@adrianagflores5587 3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie performed in our local theater and we passed on the opportunity to see him. I seriously regret it because he passed shortly after.
@bryanscott9770
@bryanscott9770 3 жыл бұрын
He speaks truth!
@Harb67
@Harb67 10 ай бұрын
One of my favorites from Ralphie. Miss him so much.
@blessings1015
@blessings1015 3 жыл бұрын
4:56 definitely been there hurt to even use my tung sore 4 hours! Lol 💯
@stephanomartinez3508
@stephanomartinez3508 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all need to hush up. Cuz a man's talking
@djegelhoff3289
@djegelhoff3289 3 жыл бұрын
Rip big guy wish u were still here only 10 comments wow i figured there would be thousands
@tylerbowers5812
@tylerbowers5812 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao! R.I.P. Legend
@papawoffour2562
@papawoffour2562 3 жыл бұрын
one line I wish Ralphie would have said "I would have apologized if I was wrong."
@bertreid9195
@bertreid9195 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Ralphie were still around now a days with all these snowflakes
@papawoffour2562
@papawoffour2562 3 жыл бұрын
like a f'ng dragon at a clam bake.
@RichardHead12
@RichardHead12 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.. he would be cancelled
@djione
@djione Жыл бұрын
Know what , imagine George Carlin being alive...
@bl4kkLotus4Jesus
@bl4kkLotus4Jesus Жыл бұрын
That’d be hysterical 😂😂 cuz you can’t really say anything cuz he’s fat so you can’t even be mad 🤣🤣
@OdieKN
@OdieKN 3 жыл бұрын
so good!
@Ngwembe
@Ngwembe 3 ай бұрын
He is hilarious. RIP Ralphie🕊️
@benjaminmathews7769
@benjaminmathews7769 3 жыл бұрын
You made a fan for afterlife fam.💀🎂 celebration in the name of this mans life.
@alexball9917
@alexball9917 3 жыл бұрын
any of the women who clapped when he said shh a man is talkling they're keepers
@davidrichter9164
@davidrichter9164 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best EVER!! Thank you Ralphie
@SteelCityBloodInBloodOut
@SteelCityBloodInBloodOut 3 жыл бұрын
Rest In Power Ralphie
@michaelzielinski4030
@michaelzielinski4030 2 ай бұрын
absolutely a comic genius...
@maryswann7623
@maryswann7623 6 ай бұрын
New fan oh man I miss him too RIP Ralphie you are loved
@joshuacordova721
@joshuacordova721 3 жыл бұрын
Legend
@ryandonahue285
@ryandonahue285 3 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Ralphie
@self-transforming_machine-elf
@self-transforming_machine-elf 3 жыл бұрын
Shocker the next generation hahahahshssg
@baronsamedi4603
@baronsamedi4603 3 жыл бұрын
Stop at I wish they would bring back the original suck that bunny joke cuz it's way funnier than the one he does in this special
@TheRealRalphieMay
@TheRealRalphieMay 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually already up. Search for “kiss the bunny”. We had to rename it for KZbin content guidelines.
@baronsamedi4603
@baronsamedi4603 3 жыл бұрын
The one I mean is from the special Austin taxicous and it's not from the too big to ignore special that one's funny but the original is way better
@Kevin-qo6jw
@Kevin-qo6jw Жыл бұрын
Dude die god i hope to hear him in the next life man is hilarious
@yetti4817
@yetti4817 8 ай бұрын
Legend.
@TheGoonson
@TheGoonson 10 ай бұрын
I ate a $52 steak before. My dad bought it for me on vacation. His decision, I said let's go somewhere else but he probably thought I deserved something nice in my horrible fucking life I was living at the time. $52 dollars and these people couldn't even make it medium rare. RAW like fresh out the package.didnt even touch a grill. I ate it. He told me to say something but I just fucking ate it. With a smile. No remarks, just ate it without talking like any other meal.
@sasforex5917
@sasforex5917 3 ай бұрын
Sorely missed
@PF-Fly
@PF-Fly 3 жыл бұрын
Comment or Like if you are a Female and can laugh at this… You all are the good ones. Thank you!
@trevorhardin1796
@trevorhardin1796 3 жыл бұрын
Damn he's hilarious!
@roberttrevino2280
@roberttrevino2280 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@rorygallegos7581
@rorygallegos7581 3 жыл бұрын
A true loss to the world 😔
@BuzzLiteworth
@BuzzLiteworth 3 ай бұрын
I’d love it if drinks were still $12
@TadejPlesec-qh2vj
@TadejPlesec-qh2vj Жыл бұрын
R.I.P legent will be in my heart 4 ewer
@williambrandondavis6897
@williambrandondavis6897 Жыл бұрын
If you been down there an hour you know you have been something right! Ladies ain’t no different then men. 5 minutes; if it ain’t no good, we are all done with it and moving on or optimistically instructing.
@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049
@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 3 жыл бұрын
What's your favorite color lol 😆I'm dying
@cavalierfan1995
@cavalierfan1995 3 жыл бұрын
LAVENDER? L-A-V....... PURPLE P-U-R-P-L-E
@louischavez8062
@louischavez8062 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Thebadyearblimp12
@Thebadyearblimp12 11 ай бұрын
I miss ya.
@jimwright2795
@jimwright2795 8 ай бұрын
At 2:00 Lol
@dhelsel89
@dhelsel89 3 ай бұрын
Cut off the part where he actually gives the advise..
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