The Fantastic Four - ralphthemoviemaker

[@benki3658]

Fantastic 4%

[@meetthebonk155]

Benki that was the grade of the movie he got

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Bonk in the head

[@fireemblemistrash75]

Benki More like Fantastic -4%

[@thekingslayer1831]

Fantastic 4/100

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

on Rotten Tomatoes

[@chameleomanicman]

the original screenwriter actually wrote an article, saying that the studio only used the first third of his script and stretched it out into a whole movie

[@arguedcorgi8628]

Oof

[@aaronokemaysim7310]

There’s a slight chance that the rest could’ve been good, but I doubt it. Still would’ve been cooled to see tho

[@reallybigdumbidiot7144]

lmao

[@jackofalltrades6363]

That...makes a ton of sense

[@Pontificate]

He also said his original script were comedies with a “touch in cheek” approach not a gritty realistic take.

[@nuberiffic]

"Alright, we're a team, and there's four of us" That line is so forced I'm amazed he didn't add, "And we're fantastic"

[@buried4430]

"What is this? Some sort of Suicide Squad?"

[@PrismTheKid]

'This truly is an Age of Ultron'

[@AngelReyes-lc4mw]

We must avenge(rs) Nick fury’s death

[@bozotheclown1142]

So we are fighting a war for the infinity stones? Some kinda Infinity War?

[@nuberiffic]

@@bozotheclown1142 ...and what's our endgame?

[@biznubizzness4783]

"...a thing nobody wanted." this line from Johnny storm sums up the entire movie.

[@adamsmith4852]

"Two guys, a girl, and a thing no one wanted." Yeah I get that they fight, and mess with each other, but that was just mean, not funny.

[@EphraimHase]

Adam Smith Right? What an awful thing to say.

[@seany8254]

Shit hurt me. Lol.

[@nickelbrickell]

Pussy

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

Nickel Brickell 😐

[@nickelbrickell]

Emma J. Quinn what do you want Emma

[@ryankwak1811]

-doctor doom implodes someones head by looking at them -gets beaten in 5 minutes by a lighter, a piece of rubber, a rock, and a lady that turns invisible

[@mitchellhorton9382]

Yeah did that power not work on Reed and Johnny?

[@DomR1997]

So he was McGyvered?

[@oscarrenouf]

Power inconsistency.

[@nexuswolf780]

But they were together

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

666 likes 😈

[@bumboy5348]

this is what directors don't understand about kids. LET THEM ACT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD, they aren't just small adults.

[@ScumSookar]

But adults are really just big kids.

[@moileboi2947]

+Jyuim Suien The ones in the movie are at least

[@stormswagger7869]

Matt The Dinosaur I had to like that.

[@meetthebonk155]

Lizard Boy *cough cough* Cat in the hat *cough cough*

[@MrJreed1000]

Lizard Boy true

[@RipDippler]

That video where the girl spills the vinegar and falls down is like my favorite video ever. "My eyes! It burns!"

[@hanman58]

lol stop it

[@SoloFloFoSho]

Tobius Maximus I hate it, it's so sad. it's hilarious but so sad

[@Code_Ax0]

Tobius Maximus That's my most favorite video of all time. xD

[@kcn7252]

We didn't feel sad about it.

[@cartmanrlsusall]

hanman58 my eyes they burn. .......AFTER I WATCH THE NUTSHACK

[@donkonkem6130]

"children of men is one of my favorite movies" nice "not because of the cinematography" weak "because there's no kids" nice

[@jooree7696]

Don't watch Opposite Day Not because it's an awful movie (even if it is), but because it's a city ruled by kids.

[@Lammmbo94]

I'm the J or children of the corn 😂

[@alphalax7747]

@@jooree7696 oh god imagine what Ralph would think of Lord of the Flies

[@nikkyboy1067]

Nice

[@Maxisamo1]

"Of course there are exceptions" *shows own film*

[@cementos7922]

10:00 please tell me were he got this

[@nogboy-bt6kb]

@@cementos7922 it's called Beware Children at play

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

+Maxisamo1 At least it's actually a good movie

[@quopquop1506]

Ikr it’s pretentious

[@iorhan9604]

@@quopquop1506 I think he was complimenting his younger brother.

[@lucasb2971]

its pronounced fantfourstic

[@mr.dickbutt4034]

some Person Fantfourstic, sesevenen

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Nice Chris Stuckmann reference.

[@TomboTime]

This movie has Dan Castlenetta, the voice of Homer Simpson, disqualify a hyper genius kid from the science fair, because what he did was "magic". This is literally a Simpsons joke. This movie accidentally made a Simpson's joke and expected us to take it seriously.

[@williamsapong81]

That's beautiful.

[@Swordsoulreaver]

are you SURE it was an accident?

[@KB-rh4vd]

D'oh!

[@plot6520]

@@Swordsoulreaver We don't want any murderin' varmints around here

[@frankmerker630]

Every piece of media that Dan Castellaneta has featured in since 1990 has at least made an oblique, if not overt, reference to Homer Simpson

[@jonnyboy4289]

Dude. The defenders saying that Doctor Doom is accurate to the comics in this movie is wrong. Doctor Doom does not have powers that are inconsistent and random. He's able to manipulate electricity with sorcery and science skills and he's a ruler of Latveria who had the hots for Sue Storm and is a pure rival of Reed Richards.

[@DainnGreywall]

He's a socerer than pulls his mother from hell :D lol he's the most badass villain... plus he loves his country, not a powerhungry piece of shit that wants to dominate the world for the sake of "ZHE WORLD IS MEIN!"

[@bobeldeztroyer4114]

Greywall Gaming There's also that time he become a god so that was weird

[@VictorShephard]

Jonny Boy I wonder what Dr Doom that person was reading. The Doom from the comics deserves his own set of movies.

[@jonnyboy4289]

***** As a fan of the first family of comics, I say thank you.

[@leRaritydelaFabulous]

I think the people saying he's 'accurate' are referring to the Ultimates universe Doom even though he's really not like that Doom in any way either. The Ultimate Doom has powers though. As much as I'd love to see a proper Doctor Doom in a film, he has quite a long and complicated backstory that spends a lot of time apart from Reed Richards along with the existence of a fictional country and would take up a lot of screen time just to explain, not even mentioning the fact it'd have to introduce magic and sorcery which really doesn't work well in a Sci-Fi superhero movie. That's probably why they've always just decided to tie in his backstory with how the FF got powers and give him metal skin and lightning powers.

[@richardpascall8128]

1:24 "Stupid kids. I hate children" 2:41 "Will you let the kid give his report!" XD

[@Puki9117]

Professionals have standards

[@vermentiderat4424]

@@Puki9117 Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[@anastasiad2302]

Johnny Storm, the man who can build anything. Slipknot, the man who can climb anything.

[@timo1949]

😂😂😂

[@Xpwnxage]

THIS IS KATANA, SHE'S GOT MY BACK.

[@shawnfields2369]

​​@@XpwnxageOh...I thought you were Johnny Cage; NOT Johnny Storm! Whoops, sorry!

[@thememeguy2195]

he Human orch vs Slipkno: It ain't no easy fight, they got T.

[@quenonisbsphennin4286]

@@XpwnxageHER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HER VICTIMS WHEN THEY DIE

[@allrightok9982]

-> saying 9/10 kids can't act and ruin the scenes they're in ->puts his little brother in his movie ->scene ruined

[@allrightok9982]

don't take this comment to seriously btw, king candy was quite good :)

[@clawzx1195]

@@allrightok9982 yeah, Ralph's brother was actually the second best actor for that movie imo

[@wingsandash]

Mike is cute. Might be part of the 1/10.

[@BradyKaynee]

Somehow the child actors were the best part of the movie... now that's sad.

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

True. Even tho he shows no emotions when Ralph fucking murders a guy, his line deliver is way better than the blond girl.

[@mozigyar]

Here comes johnny storm: the man who can build anything

[@stitchedbyiron]

So , hire a bunch of Mexicans.

[@spiderpsycho_8887]

Dr Doom is accurate to the comics... Wrong outfit. Wrong powers. I'm pretty sure wrong backstory. And I'm also 99% sure his ambitions are wrong too.

[@grantkelly8696]

Spider Psycho_ XD.

[@kimifw58]

Wrong personality. Wrong accent...

[@robertkirton5315]

Spider Psycho_ fff

[@Joseph-no6sn]

who gives a fuck tho?

[@Joseph-no6sn]

FancyLlamas so what you only see movies because of the things their based off. That's a bit stupid. If a movie is based off of another piece of media like comic books then it doesn't have to be exactly the fucking same because in the end it won't make it break the movie.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

I miss Jessica alba's perfect body and sub par acting.

[@Bizarro69]

Her body was overrated, yeah her acting was shit. So, even Stevens, Siegal.

[@extremelyonline]

Aman Smith-martin what the fuck are you talking about?

[@Manamanamana36]

@@Bizarro69 her face is beautiful

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

@@Bizarro69 Overrated for sure, that's any famous female. Kind of inherent when you're not hideous and you've got millions of teens who know you exist. She's still hot, though- sns, incel

[@Goldman200]

@Aman Smith-martin thats gay

[@Tronathon242]

I think the proper reaction to the science fair invention would be: "Holy shit! You just changed the world, kid!"

[@Altorin]

"doctor doom is accurate to the comic" wow. ive never actually choked on my own rage before. like literally just choke and try to say words but they just wont come because everything is just oh god its happening again ack!

[@VictorShephard]

Altorin As accurate as a 5'2 guy that can't dribble playing Michael Jordan.

[@joshuaharris5032]

VictorShephard a 5'2 white guy at that

[@100Hypersonic]

Altorin 😂

[@Sprousey97]

"Dr. Doom is accurate to the comics." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

Skeltal Man WHAT FOOLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Yayofangamer16]

Skeltal Man He still has a shitty name, no matter what

[@smugalice6206]

ClausMystery Victor Von Doom? Kinda corny. Dr. Doom? Great name.

[@hierophanyseer6128]

not really

[@TheTruestZero]

Viktor Von Doom is extremelly corny, but by god if it isn't the good type of corny.

[@ZHike360]

Doctor Doom is an expert in magic and science who is a dictator of a European Nation called Latveria. In this movie he's a paper mache sex doll with neon lights attached to it that controls te enviorment or something…

[@liquidsandwich1052]

"Doctor Doom was accurate to the comics" But... he isn't literally made out of metal, he has a metal mask that he put on while it was still hot, he was a narcissist because he demanded to wear a mask when he got a small cut on his face. Also, his magic? Not a mutation apparently, his mother was a gypsy and he combined her gypsy magic with tech

[@chillingate6817]

the guy called "Doctor Doom" is a... gypsy? damn.

[@josiahagin2100]

Well, Pseudo-Doctor-Gypsey Doom doesn’t have a very good ring to it, now does it?

[@cesartapia610]

@@chillingate6817 I guess that makes him King of Romania.

[@Xpwnxage]

The gypsy thing sounds fucking stupid tho

[@Captain__Harlock]

"That's Johnny Storm, the man that can build anything..."

[@Manamanamana36]

Captain Harlock underrated

[@laurocoman]

"What are we?..."

[@eliw7369]

@@laurocoman "some kinda fantastic four"

[@TheCephalon]

Christian bale as a child actor was amazing. Like it was so good you couldn't tell he was a child

[@jlprizm]

I’m not sure Christian Bale was ever a child

[@joyisntfunny]

@Jolly Guardian the youngest I’ve ever seen him was in the 90s Newsies movie

[@bozotheclown1142]

I heard he gained 50 pounds for a Captain Crunch commercial

[@krishacz]

Who tf says this movie's Doom was comic accurate? The 2005 one was much better as a Doom. Comic Doom is a benevolent(ish) dictator of a small eatern european country who is skilled in _gypsy magic_ and has a personal vendetta against Reed for destroying his face, which is why he wears a mask. All villainy comic Doom does is because he saw thousands of alternate futures and the only ones where humanity doesn't die are where he is the supreme ruler to all. That¨s his motivation.

[@DomR1997]

Krisha Actually Couldnt fix his burnt ass face with his fancy gypsy magic though could he???

[@fireemblemistrash75]

Dominic His powers are more like the standard energy beam stuff, not like healing.

[@DomR1997]

@@fireemblemistrash75 Its a joke. At the same time it isnt though because we know the marvel universe has magic that does stuff like that so hes really just slacking in the cosmetics department XD

[@KaladinVegapunk]

yeah one of the coolest aspects ive heard is that under the mask, his 'deformity' is a small scratch, hes just that vain, and that's an awesome character trait. but yeah ive heard he is a great villain the comics, and never done right as far as his motivations and personality

[@joshuakilpatrick7824]

Really? That doesn't make him sound like much of a villain, he sounds quite nice

[@CasaiAgicap]

"Dr. Doom is accurate to the comics" I know you don't read a lot of comics, but just for the record, that argument is the least true for anyone to make. Dr. Doom is a smart megalomaniacal dictator of his own country who makes bold proclamations of his superiority to everyone else, talking incredibly overdramatically, because he knows he's actually that damn good and that powerful. He's a genius inventor and planner, able to make complicated (and sometimes convoluted) plans that still somehow work exactly as he wants them to. This it's some asshole hacker who got Doom's superpowers. There's very little similar about the two.

[@wannabehistorian371]

So they basically turned a classical Disney villain type into a generic douche?

[@Esskay_]

Dr Doom is actually considered by many one of the best made villains of all times, a shit ton of people are hoping he will be the next big baddie after thanos. He inspired fucking Darth Vader probably one of if not the most popular/ known villains of all time. I'm not a huge comic book fan as well but I'm shocked at how much they butchered his character. Not to mention his character design is fucking awful and horrible to look at.

[@lokilaufeyson2537]

They butchered my favorite character in the Fantastic Four. Doctor Doom is awesome and this movie just....... disappointed me

[@piotr4198]

@@Esskay_ having doctor Doom be the next big bad after thanos would be lame, in my opinion they should've just ended it with endgame, and maybe make that one black widow film, and that's it.

[@MidnightMedium]

Doing Gods work in these comments.

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

"Two guys, a girl and a thing no one wanted" Are they describing the bland characters that are themselves? xD

[@tomaszlosinski875]

You hate kids? But you're 13!

[@shannonwelsh3521]

No.

[@freyastuchbery7130]

Iain Kerr Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

[@iainkerr7474]

@@freyastuchbery7130 I'm actually a dark hole of dickness and assholeagrophy. Lol I don't even remember posting that which tells me I may have been drunk. My bad.

[@freyastuchbery7130]

Iain Kerr It's cool. Don't drink and write, kiddies.

[@iainkerr7474]

@@freyastuchbery7130 lol well for starters I'm not a kid. But good psa. Also I don't drink much because the fact I can't control the amount. 😂 Shit happens.

[@aaron_my_lungs]

Johnny Storm and Sue Storm are siblings, right? It would've made more sense to make BOTH of them black rather than have Johnny be black so you can say, "Look we got one!" Also, the Storm's dad wasn't this scientist or whatever, he was an alcoholic. Does the movie explain this kinda large inaccuracy? And I'm not this huge Fantastic 4 fan I just want movie adaptations of other media stay somewhat true to the source material.

[@briansilvermoon6862]

Thank you for saying the truth 👏

[@axolotlfairy2473]

Or at least bring up a mention of Johnny being adopted or something

[@cementos7922]

Please tell me were he got this10:00

[@ChrisR395]

@No Go They're full on black but they're white? No, I don't get you.

[@saladass1212]

Also Doctor Doom is an awesome dude.

[@alexman378]

I think the personalities of the chaaracters being so bland is not the fault of the actors. I think it's about the director, I heard he even told them when to blink and breathe.

[@murciadoxial8056]

what ive read is that things started alright, but when the studio started to panic and demand reshoots, the director just said fuck it, and in some aspects actively sabotaged the whole thing, and so did the actors

[@alexman378]

Murcia doxial See, I don't get it. 90% when a movie of this type sucks, it's because of studio interference. Spiderman 3, Fant4stic, Suicide Squad, and many more, you'd think they should get a hint by now to just fuck off and let their directors do their thing.

[@blackwaltz463]

The problem is that quality and good reviews means nothing for them. It’s the money that matters. The guy wanted to do a science-fiction movie, but Fox wanted a typical super-hero movie, because Marvel makes a ton of money with them.

[@aspenchilds6760]

And the screenwriter

[@g.thomashart9368]

...also the scriptwriter :-(

[@waywardlaser]

Stranger Things set a new gold standard for child actors.

[@pavlovsdawg]

I like how they hired unique looking kids that can act instead of cute kids that can't act for shit like most other movie studios and Disney Channel. Disney channel kids are terrible actors and only get hired if they're cute and can sing and if they're not cute and can't sing, they're steryotypical fat, gross, or weird characters. God, I hate Disney Channel.

[@BuddypalVideoCorner]

Stranger Things became yet another exception to the actual standard.

[@saintpepperoni8630]

yeah but in that first episode will and mike looked literally the same

[@avc9103]

I'm not sure I'd say that. The kids were definitely pretty good, but I'm sure another big part of it was that the Duffer Bros new how to direct kids.

[@TheToastedBiscuit]

To add to that, IT had some fantastic child actors as well (helps that the main character from Stranger Things is in it)

[@cameroncasimir7069]

"Doctor Doom is accurate to the comics." *UM ACTUALLY!*

[@VisualSounds1]

I really liked the body horror aspect of this movie but then it just went to hell...

[@VisualSounds1]

OH! and Sue’s WIG! It kept changing every few scenes 😂

[@HE13272326]

Jen, you here? My favorite ASMRtist watches Ralph too, that's so cool ^^

[@thebiggeridiot]

dr doom is accurate to the comics? BULLSHIT!!!! there is a reason why he is one of the more popular villains in marvel. he is not a simple ''i want to destroy the world'' villain or a villain that wants to rule the world for greed or for unexplained reasons (though he does have a huge ego though not unfounded) he is a dictator of a country that actually is nearly a paradise because of him. there are barely any issues and people love him and not even in the north korea sort of way but genuinely love him because he is so good for the country!!! yes he has one hell of an ego which is his downfall and yeah he wants to rule the world, but only to make it better, not just out of an egotistical belief but there are stories that discuss that his rule could genuinely be a benefit to society though at the sacrifice of democracy. that can easily be an interesting plot of a film yet these ''writers'' don't see this? jesus.

[@LAVATORR]

"Separately they can't beat Doctor Doom, but if they all gang up on him and learn to fight like a bunch of cowards, they can win."

[@scramantha8426]

the only time child actors are okay are background actors or stranger things

[@svanone98]

Wowweek123 I have seen some movies with child as background actors that stare at the camera and they are so distracting

[@Grunkle2210]

Home Alone

[@ttv0]

Wowweek123 Babadook

[@luanagullotta6218]

That girl in Interstellar was good.

[@kennyhedges7047]

Moonlight, Lion, and A Monster Calls just from this year.

[@openpelican]

7:06 Oh my god, the laziness of the explosion and lack of debris. It just disappears. Wait, was this the disappearing magic the school teacher was talking about?

[@MundoJuanci]

Fox is making another Fantastic four movie... ... A G A I N

[@i8mrwaffles]

They literally wouldn’t be able to even if they wanted (which they don’t) because they lost the rights back to Marvel

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

Shoot me in the foot and force me to bleed

[@TheMobslipfate]

well this one made 40 million in profit so why wouldnt they, all that matters is money nowadays.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

To be fair, that burger advert looks friggin amazing.

[@gerardonv3296]

Goku x Sephiroth It made me even hungrier when I saw the thing, he looks like fried chicken

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

@@gerardonv3296 MMMMMMM

[@katiebug080592]

They only made the movie to keep the rights to fantastic four. It didn't have to be good they just mad to make it.

[@blackwaltz463]

You are confounding this with Corman’s Fantastic Four. The director of this movie planned it to be a Science-Fiction movie, not a Superhero one. Fox panicked because they already started the dumb advertises like the McDonalds one and Sci-Fi doesn’t bring as much money as Superheroes movies. They fought, the director left, and the studio re-shooted at lot of new scenes (You can differentiate them by looking at Sue’s hair, if it’s natural is part of the driector’s original vision, if it’s a ridiculous wig, it’s a reshoot).

[@nocreativename]

Your rant on children is spot on

[@audellaroque4730]

No Creative Name not really

[@michaelm.2736]

3:18 "Of course there are exceptions to this rule..." Has own film on the right. No ego to be found.

[@gamergaming00]

i think it was a joke

[@bowlofpasta8846]

I didn't even notice that. I love Ralph

[@masoclevine836]

no

[@thedeejay8008]

"Okay, you can just hire mexicans" *wHEEZES*

[@theashpilez]

I love these reviews...rude rough highly opinion crass and perpetually accurate extremely entertaining can't get enough

[@a.morphous66]

I love how the tank turret just sort of pops out of existence at 7:06.

[@sebdrte]

"Sue Storm is a woman" 😂😂gets me every time

[@ShreeNation]

Watching this made me realize how fun the Captain America-Jessica Alba "Fantastic Four" was, and that's not a good thing.

[@MachiriReviews]

Doom was not accurate to the comics. The people who said don't know a quarter of Doom's character.

[@dr.skeptic7830]

Idk why but this guy has a direct line to my funny bone. Maybe the way he talks? idk, i think you're hilarious

[@omguho]

The science of lift? Does that kid even lift? Bout time someone thought about the science of god damn lift...

[@zodssnappedneck2806]

Too gay to lift.

[@ProfessorTurnipAlpha]

+omguho Do you even study the science of lift?

[@Daniel-vk7oh]

+The Edgy Millennial Cyber Bully YMS

[@omguho]

Daniel Ordonez 2 gay 2 lift. Shouldn't have called Lyndsey a bitch online.

[@Daniel-vk7oh]

omguho lol

[@MetricCaboose1]

This channel is great. I'm surprised you don't have more subscribers.

[@noire1706]

MetricCaboose1 it's because he's honest about many movies that people are biased on

[@gabyzico669]

and also because he is very very rude... He is honest but rude

[@saintmacintoshreviews9441]

MetricCaboose 1 YEAR LATER...

[@averystupidcommenter5664]

Gaby Zico how is he rude? Because he says stuff you don’t like?

[@tommybeale845]

It seems directors of comic movies try to make a good movie, but they do something the studio dosn't like, they get fired, and the studio screws the movie up.

[@TheLegoMaster261]

The trololo theme quietly playing every time you said “Again” made me LMAO 😂

[@danielattrell]

He should review Fifty Shades of Grey 😂

[@t-nick6681]

That'd be hilarious :D

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

+Daniel M ATTRELL I was going to a while ago but there was just not enough material. Believe or not the movie was just really fucking boring and there wasn't enough to talk about to warrant a review. Maybe one day I'll talk about the whole series since they are making more of them but as of now there isn't much to say.

[@aspie182]

Really? Not enough material? I can think of a number of different things you could talk about in a review of Fifty Shades Of Shit. In no particular order: * The novel and film alike so seriously misrepresent what BDSM is and what it is about that real practitioners of BDSM condemned it. You could get fifteen minutes of screentime just tracking someone down who is into regular BDSM and ask them to point out everything in the film that is wrong, BDSM-wise. I am not into BDSM for a lot of very serious psychological reasons (note next complaint), but one thing that is very important in BDSM is making sure the whipping boy/girl is alright afterward. Show me one scene in Fifty Shades Of Shit where this is done. * The "Grey" character shows that the author has some really serious problems with men. As in she thinks it perfectly fine and normal to be bullied and abused by the opposite sex. An autistic man who suffers from an as-yet undetermined form of PTSD like myself can tell you a lot about what kind of person you are on the basis of what you will tolerate from others. If I discover fifteen years from now that one of my nieces is dating a man who treats her the way Whatshisname Grey treats Whateverhernameis, I am going to knock his dick in the dirt. People get killed when they push people who are used to being abused that little bit too far, and the person they are abusing spontaneously decides they have had enough. * You said it best in this review of Fant4stic: "characters!... in theory". I am not calling them Whatshisname Grey or Whateverhernameis Passiveidiot to be snarky. I genuinely cannot remember their names, or why I give two fukks about them. One rule I constantly refer to when writing my own characters is "if you cannot picture your characters taking a shit, they are not developed enough". For a story that is about BDSM, Fifty Shades Of Shit happens in such a sterile, dull, sterile, sterile, sterile universe that I wonder if any of the characters have even heard the word shit. * Why has nobody who has borne witness to Whatevertheasshole'snameis called the police and reported his behaviour? Why has nobody ever taken out a restraining order against him? Even if no charges ever made it to court, the police would have extensive amounts of complaints and requests for orders. * Similarly, why is there no big tough son of a bitch out there with a mission to put Paintselfasthevictimsyndrome in the hospital for the rest of his miserable life? Stories derive excitement from conflict, and I can assure the author that the enlightened, independent women she thinks she is appealing to will ask them same thing. The martial arts champion I once dated would probably make a sport of breaking Overcompensatingidiot's entire skeleton in a certain order. * The novel is so poorly-written that it has thrown into question the whole publication system. Why are novels like this being adapted into multimillion dollar films when genuinely talented authors (not dropping any names here *whistle*) are starving? I could go on, but you get the point. Maybe it is just because I am old, but if you cannot think of problems with 500 Varieties Of Shit enough to sustain a video review, you need to work your brain a bit harder.

[@creativecookbook]

stop making excuses Ralph. you love 50 shades so much that you cannot bring yourself to criticise it.

[@gigisilk798]

Daniel Attrell how he doesn't have 1mil subs is beyond me. His dry humour and rhetoric are spot on

[@1805movie]

I think kids have the potential to become great actors. Yeah it depends on the director, the writer, and the performance itself, but it can be done (and has been done in the past). Haley Joel Osment, Anna Paquin, Tatum O'Neal, Korey Feldman, Jackie Earle Haley, River Phoenix, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, etc. Jacob Trembly, Quvenzhané Wallis, even young voice actors Max Charles, Grant Palmer, Zach Callison, Jeremy Shada, and Sam Lavagnino are starting to shine as potential performers for years to come. If it was putting kid actors for the sake of having kid actors (and they gave bad performances), then yes it would be a train wreck (_The Phantom Menace_, and this movie especially). But I wouldn't rule them out entirely, because I know it can be done.

[@The3y3]

Ryan Hartwell ehhh.. it depends on the child, actually

[@JMFilms123]

Why does Kate Mara pull out a rock sample at the science fair? Does she just walk around with that?

[@CarlSlime]

7:05 The part of the tank that gets thrown just disappears into a clip art of an explosion.

[@freakyscottdude]

2:41 I just realised Dan Castenella (aka Homer Simpson) is in this movie

[@j-money2295]

Luigi Nastro Who cares

[@zoomerjack5435]

Basically, after "One Year Later," this is when Fox started taking over

[@buzzlightyear3678]

WTF is that clip with the kid getting his head blown?

[@alexanderfreeman3406]

It's a music video, but I don't recall to what song.

[@zugdude4789]

BUZZ LIGHT YEAR its from a movie where to kids take over a town and do some crazy shit so the adults take it back and murder all the kids.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

rob bianco ......that sounds really stupid. But is it actually any good if you've seen it? Like so bad it's good or good, or is it shit

[@madafaka3075]

Answer this someone, please.

[@lakiog1938]

Beware! Children At Play is the movie lol

[@BruceBanner]

Look carefully at the kids' desks. They can't set their arms in any other position..

[@Bobbobson69420]

BRUUUUUCCCEEEEE

[@BruceBanner]

Jimmy MACfluster WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[@kiefferindisguise5196]

you have to listen to me....rotten tomatoes....rotten tomatoes everywhere!!!!!!!!!!

[@BruceBanner]

Kieffer Burke the soul eater The movie was the rotten tomato.

[@TheBonkleFox]

looks like it was the tomato all along. (It was also the baby at one point, but then it got aborted before it could be birthed.)

[@kayris5862]

No matter how great Michael B. Jordan as Killmonger, he still couldn't erase this movie from his movie list.

[@ianmillerdevilsfan1223]

I genuinely wonder how much this screwed with Jamie Bell’s career, only one who didn’t escape unscathed

[@Lrdnqustr]

Makes teleportation device: Disqualified Makes baking soda volcano: first prize

[@udontfeelsogood9037]

Or "The Science of Lift"

[@vermis8344]

Chronicle was a great movie about idiot teenagers who go goofing off and gain powers in an accident, that turn out to be a curse. Problem is, when the suits threw a pile of money at Josh Trank to do something similar with the FF, he did just that. I don't know why these people find it so difficult to make a good movie, these days. It's like we've put robots in charge of an entire artform, or at least a sizeable chunk of it. Or... like putting robots in charge of cooking a meal. They follow their own special formula that tells them to put in individual things that are good, or that they perceive are good, but it comes out as a disgusting slop because they don't know what things work together, or how to make them work together, to make a satisfying whole. And when someone who can actually cook (at least one type of meal) comes along, like Josh Trank, they hire him to cook but still can't leave well enough alone, pouring coffee over the burgers and pushing french fries into the ice cream...

[@NormalLee67]

The cut to Arnold saying "Cellalar level" fucking killed me.

[@DriftHyena]

This was the most boring movie I've ever watched. I'd rather slam my head into my desk for an hour straight.

[@enzoroman8164]

sleazayfox id say bvs is more boring

[@grantkelly8696]

slicky_fox agreed, barely anything happens until the last 30 minutes, at least BvS had something going on.

[@thewordoflynx8095]

Mr. Symbiote. it's not boring ,it's character development

[@grantkelly8696]

Dragon 54321 No, character development is having the characters change throughout the film, The human torch is still an immature jackass, the invisible woman is still an ice queen(as far as we know), Mr. Fantastic is still a boring, uninteresting character as he was since the beginning of the film and the only one who gets any form of any character development is Ben/ the Thing.

[@thewordoflynx8095]

Mr. Symbiote. character development is making the viewer discover the character ,not making it evolve

[@purplehaze2358]

“...a thing nobody wanted.” So....the thing is this movie?

[@osmosisjones2822]

Hey...this a SCP?

[@Antigen__]

Ben throwing the tank at 7:05 legitimately looks like a youtube poop edit, how did they just leave that in there

[@harry426]

I'm so sick of actors that have no facial expression whatsoever. Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Jennifer Lawrence. If I can't say what emotion you're trying to express by looking at your face, you're not credible as an actor (IMO).

[@Kin0]

Dadko have you seen Whiplash?

[@harry426]

I did. He's a bit more "expressive" in Whiplash, but not much. I would be willing to blame Fan4stic's director for his lack of facial expression here, though...

[@adamboof6769]

Dadko miles teller is a fucking excellent actor. Like really really talented. He just played a fucked shitty character in this movie.

[@nomorepartiezz]

Christopher Ordonez Michael B Jordan is amazing as well, I'm glad he had Creed to fix his career like a few months after this piece of shit came out

[@gracekim25]

rabid stop it! Why did people keep using autism as an insult?!😡

[@catsarekeytoawar]

2:38 The curriculum is like 2nd grade, the kid speaking looks 9, 5 people look 12, 1 guy looks 15

[@catsarekeytoawar]

What even is this scene?

[@DomR1997]

A fucking mess.

[@carterheer8278]

"Doctor Doom is accurate to the comic book." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

[@inotaishu1]

Ironically, they only needed to change the name and call Doom Annihilus, which he actually resembles somewhat.

[@pjandthecraxfords1559]

"Of course there are exceptions to this rule" *shows own movie poster* You're not wrong though king candy was good

[@shannonwelsh3521]

GOOD AND UNDERRATED

[@seany8254]

King Candy was fantastic.

[@BJSepuku]

Papa Bless The actors aside from ralph weren't tho

[@Some_S7IC]

"Where's the pizza?"

[@offdabean]

that clip of the kid falling was hilarious.

[@FizzleFX]

Just as funny as 10:00 right? overlooking detail here

[@0r531]

I kind of feel bad for laughing when they yelled "MY EYES"

[@0r531]

And I felt even worse when i replayed it a dozen times

[@joywolfe.]

I know it's already been said before, but that 9:59 clip of the kid getting shot in the fuckin face was wayyyyy too convincing. I mean, I know it's from a movie, but Jesusssss.

[@JJAB91]

Whats it from?

[@joywolfe.]

Something like "Warning: Kids At Play"?

[@joywolfe.]

Beware! Children At Play is the name

[@MrPringleson]

Xenon Glass it was kinda scary. I don't get triggered easily but geez

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Xenon Glass I know, the movie itself though is edgelord incarnate and is the dumbest thing, but the special effects for that scene was amazing. I actually got chills down my spine when I saw the clip in the review.

[@Admiralkirk95]

Why does the teacher call the kid Mr Richard? Like my teachers NEVER used my last name.

[@SRN-IRN]

Eh, one of my teachers would call us by our last names. Said she did it out of respect because we don't call her by her first name she wouldn't call us by ours. Kind of like a mutual respect thing. I don't think Reed's teacher did it out of respect though....

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

What would you expect from Homer Simpson?

[@mrsmiles6103]

I'm starting to realize how often you've used the Blood Dragon OST and me me love it.

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Nostalgia critic quoted:"This is just talking in dark room"

[@Guy-hd5lx]

The best f4 movie is The Incredibles

[@ReddestRosa]

Reed’s actor was awesome in whiplash, it just goes to show how much a good director and good writers matter

[@Gliscor101]

...Doctor Doom is accurate to the comic?...No...no he's not.

[@spagelsmegal]

Gliscor101 yep

[@bupster64]

Gliscor101 I agree

[@Joseph-no6sn]

who really gives a shit?

[@trueassassin1562]

Onceknown Comic fans

[@MrMojo23100]

Anyone who reads the comics, likes Marvel and cares about character continuity.

[@noaharce6921]

Ralph's "I just don't care anymore" attitude is what makes these reviews so entertaining to watch. I could literally watch the same review of his four times in a row and still find it funny and entertaining on the fifth watch. It's just so funny to me that the internet as a whole tries to make these dumb comic book movies a big deal with endless articles and videos about them when Ralph's over hear treating these films like the nonsense they are. Thank you for your sobering dose of reality Ralph.

[@flyingturtles6079]

Michael b Jordan was at least redeemed by black panther

[@marcelgardner8497]

No, he wasnt

[@actionjackson3522]

@@marcelgardner8497 The character Killmonger in Black Panther was written better than all four of Fan4stic main characters combined. He's a villain with a backstory, a believable character arc, and an antihero personality (until he decides to deploy Wakanda's weapons against the rest of the known world).

[@UnfoundFilms]

Action Jackson he was all of those things, and an idiot. His plan was so stupid it would of failed on its own.

[@DrDolan2000]

Don't forget Creed

[@floodstreet2961]

Kunisake nil his performance in creed was pretty good

[@buzzlightyear3678]

Ralph, ya ever rewatched this video and think back to yourself? Like "Man, I look alot like Josh Trank."

[@nobody-kp5co]

This is the Ralph we need back.

[@bloodorange6713]

Its crazy how much energy he’s lost. I seriously wonder if he’s sick.

[@JashyCav]

“Of course there are exceptions to this rule” shows his own movie

[@julianbufarull7602]

3:18 I love how you included King Candy in the exceptions.

[@uhmok7977]

I love coming back to your videos and rewatching them! I love them so much!

[@soulexchangemusic]

This is what happens when studios interfere and the directer disnowns his own film on opening night.

[@muzzy562]

"I think they're in high school, they look like they're 25" perfect.

[@pancakes8670]

Imagine if we get to the reveal of Dr. Doom laying on the table, green glowing and scary looking. Then it's revealed by the doctors that he's already dead and they did a Fake-Out of Dr. Doom. Then another villain appears in the movie. Or is this more of an M. Night Shamalamadingdong move

[@ian_b]

The real unfortunate thing about the burger is it's a bacon burger. Ben Grimm was an overtly Jewish character in the comics, based on Jack Kirby's own New York Jewish childhood.

[@bighungry98]

Here's a weird thing I just noticed. "Ever since I was three years old I wanted to play for the New York Giants, like my hero Eli Manning." So either he misspoke and meant to say an older Giants quarterback (which would make more sense, why would his current hero be a modern quarterback if he's been a fan since 3?) OR This movie takes place in the future where that kid was 3 years old in 2004, when Eli first signed on with the Giants.

[@carlosgambettaucanimados]

Do a review of King Candy.

[@scienceandmusic4295]

carlos gambetta he helped make it.

[@azzystillborne9125]

Timismeh how

[@smbiLfogniK]

You are so so so good at your videos. Keep it up!

[@jackiem3740]

+NOITARENEG selfie THIS!

[@samgomez9942]

"Sue Storm is a woman"

[@AMJGterra72]

Kate Mara’s paternal and maternal grandfathers BOTH OWN NFL TEAMS. I commend her for not sitting on her ass, like most heiresses/born socialites, and trying to make something of herself by dedicating her life to acting; but she can, at the very least, try to be good at it. She looks and sounds the same in virtually every movie she’s been cast in. It’s gotten to a point where she’s basically a reverberating cameo of herself in every film.

[@rachelmarieLMT]

Kids really do ruin scenes. I've watched movies that were done very well...until some shitty chile actor enters the scene and destroys everything. I think direction with child actors makes a huge difference. The kid in "room" did a great job but then I saw him in another movie and he was terrible.

[@anikmonette2140]

Rachel Magowan Let me guess... The Smurfs? : D

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

Yeah Chile actors are the worst

[@johnnytakisawa]

@@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 jajajajajaja!

[@frankmerker630]

Why is people going out of their way to spell it like “Chile” a thing. Please kill me

[@josiahagin2100]

One thing you have to do with child actors: you have to go over every scene just to make sure the child acts well. It’s tedious, but if it works you can get extra credit.