Rambo: The Video Game - QTE Fails

[@QuickTimeFailure]

I just found out that this video was, in a way, shown in one of the development diaries for Shenmue 3! A developer working on a QTE went through his video history and it appeared! imgur.com/QHGrVoH A closer look at the video history imgur.com/L4Rwqwo Maybe they're using the video on how not to make QTEs, lol

[@Trollthem]

6:09 Murdock i'm coming to get you 'instantly dies'

[@MrRenix1990]

Norage bad luck Rambo

[@patrickstar8356]

that stab tho

[@crazychannel5712]

If Rambo were do actually die in this situation, I kinda think 6:20 would be more likely because he was distracted by one guy and then another guy came and shot him

[@TracerX]

Wtf was that? XDDD

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

Imagine if 1:34 was the ending to the original Rambo, I can't stop laughing LOLOLOL.

[@QuickTimeFailure]

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke." And then he gets shot by some guy walking in just to see if anyone wanted to order a pizza. What a way to go.

[@cjgg4885]

hahaha oh man that's hilarious

[@crazychannel5712]

@@QuickTimeFailure put everything you just said quote by quotes and then go to 1:08

[@Xifihas]

That sequence with Rambo wrestling in the helicopter was hilarious just for how sloppy it was.

[@QuickTimeFailure]

The funniest one is at 9:05 in my opinion. It lasts just as long as the QTE before it. Imagine hearing that "AH AH" scream for nearly a minute long.

[@Gojiro7]

1:34 2:07 wtf?!?! those cops seemed like he was gonna shoot literally anything that came around that corner, what if Rambo was the guy bringing in the doughnuts? oh well *BLAAAM!!*

[@spreadator8276]

They have quick draw

[@sink4807]

Being fair, maybe they heard the commotion and had the gun ready just in case. But even then, they seem to be...quite trigger happy already XD

[@tactical_ninja09]

6:47 "I need ammo" and never gives out ammo. Battlefield problems.

[@shadowofdread7018]

1:07-1:09 If you pause the video just right, there’s a frame where Rambo and the cop are spazzing the fuck out

[@noaharmitage8469]

Thank you sir for the comedy gold

[@Angelo_Kibo]

yeah jaja

[@goblincheeks_yt]

6:14 he's so greased up in sweat that he bled sweat

[@QuickTimeFailure]

I just found out that there's a DLC campaign for this game... with more QTEs... "You taught us to ignore pain, right?" "Is it working?" "Not really."

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Thanks dude

[@QuickTimeFailure]

For anyone that's reading this and don't know, the video for the DLC campaign is up! Watch it here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoDNaKF_abtkirs

[@goblincheeks_yt]

0:33 It sounds like he's slapping a puddle 😂

[@TheTinman1996]

3:21 "Green Berets are lethal. We gotta be careful" *One shots Rambo*

[@LightBrownRecluse]

"He's hunting us. We're in trouble here!" OHKO.

[@goblincheeks_yt]

I like how Rambo looks like he's sniffing something foul as soon as he says that 💀

[@YourLocalSilentProtag]

That helicopter fight made it look like the Camera man died instead of Rambo.

[@erikamatlock6132]

Silent Protagonist Hahaha

[@ayrtongamesbroficial965]

10:16

[@DawningEnd]

The reused animations are strong with these guys. I came in for a chuckle - and I got one - but boy, did it just get tedious fast. I feel bad for you in that regard.

[@QuickTimeFailure]

I was seriously considering whether or not I should have taken them out, but seeing how many of them are in this game, I couldn't resist.

[@molamola542]

I admire you for your efforts

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Thank you, it's appreciated

[@koboldengineering7687]

They act like they're full of helium

[@jaderabbit898]

Ramen Noodles probably because every sound is ripped straight from that intern's DVD copy of the movies!

[@seanaholic]

8:32 - 10:16 The infinite struggle

[@woolfieMcP]

oh my god. He either gets shot in the head or shot or stabbed in the heart. And that death animation...GOD

[@gazda9272]

*IT'S OVER JOHNNY*

[@seanwu4073]

NOTHING IS OVER

[@crazychannel5712]

Except your life

[@crazychannel5712]

0:00 Intro 0:18 The Escape 2:42 The Pursuit 2:56 The Woods 4:24 Sneaking in the house 4:57 Hiding in the forest 5:44 OH GOD BOMBS EVERYWHERE 6:10 The call with Murdock 6:26 Battle in the middle of the forest ( Honestly idk at this point… 🤦‍♂️) 6:53 Hiding in the Jungle 7:45 Battle at the (idk looks kinda tropical and bright) 8:05 The Woods (Again) 8:28 Helicopter Fight Scene 10:20 Fight in the Forest (or somewhere) 10:38 AW FREAK DA HELICOPTERS CRASHIN’ 10:58 Fight in the Desert (Or somewhere w/ a lot of sand) 11:10 Hunting party in the night? Welp we’re gonna die. 11:53 Hunting the guards at night 13:10 Straight up fighting da guards now! 13:39 Back to hunting the guards. 13:58 Back to fighting the guards now boi! 14:30 Outro

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

JOHN!!!!!!!!!!! :U

[@AdrianToonz]

2:39 I'm just dying

[@ghostriku100]

hope your channel goes big man

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Thanks man, I really appreciate it.

[@JudgeBane]

8:55 Weirdest porn I've ever seen...

[@gahler8552]

And shut up anyways, Sixth grader.

[@gahler8552]

Whats the matter? Did you get grounded for looking mom's boobs? XD

[@thelonerwonderer]

Chinese Girl : RAMBO I NEED AMMU! Rambo: Fuck It I Don't Care *Rambo Keep Shooting* Chinese Girl: RAMBO! AMMO! Rambo: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AMMO! *Keep Killing* Chinese Girl: I NEED AMMO! Rambo : FUCK YOU! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

[@QuickTimeFailure]

You'd think she'd learn after the second time, lol

[@woolfieMcP]

that made me laugh more than it should have

[@demonwolf570]

Dat slow mo tho. Lol, this fail scenes are pretty funny.

[@goblincheeks_yt]

8:27 Kindergarten kids fighting over the last piece of candy

[@IAmTheStig32]

Quite incredible the developers went from this to that awesome Terminator game. Top 10 greatest anime redemption arcs of all time.

[@comanchero1389]

Everyone in police station one shot masters

[@HBarnill]

Is he a man or a God?

[@nol75]

I fucking played this shitty game and I know what you are referencing

[@АнтонМан-ч9к]

Exactly how I play in games with QTE.

[@davec.3129]

What we have here is a failure to communicate

[@walnutbread944]

Gets shot in the head in game: 5% of health bar Gets shot in the head in cutscenes: *INSTANT DEATH*

[@Nuggi84]

this game really likes Close-up Headshots?

[@OpForce]

You just showed the best parts of this shit game, probably the only reason any person would want to give this game a shot because of the hilarious ways Rambo could've died if he fucked it up. The endless death screams of "JOOOHHHHNNN!!!!" is great too, but if that's all a game's got going for it... What is the incentive for anyone to buy this now after watching your very funny video?

[@QuickTimeFailure]

I would say collecting the trophies at least, but even those are too much of a hassle to get in this game. I even tried playing with a Playstation Move remote and it controlled even worse than the regular controller. When a rail shooter fails at using a rail shooting remote properly then you know there's a big problem here. Thanks for the comment as well. I really appreciate it!

[@leonkenedy2988]

"John!!!!!!" Like serious.....ly, I cant stop laughing everytime I hear that one word name. If you are willing to do a "Naruto Shippuden Ultimate ninja storm 4 QTE fail. I will give you my subscribe button. But until then continue to do the good job. THUMB UP.

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Not sure if I can do that game right now sadly. I can't buy any more console games for the next couple of months and the screen on my laptop recently broke :\. That being said, I've had a couple of requests for anime games, including the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games so I'll definitely get to it some day. Sadly it's not going to be until later this year though :( Thanks for the comment also. I'm happy you enjoyed the vid and my channel.

[@leonkenedy2988]

Your welcome, and by the way QTE fail is also one of my favorite to watch video a lot.

[@MaskOfCinder]

1:18 Best part

[@Temboz]

I never knew they had a Rambo game....I know this got a lot of negative reviews but I would still love to play it...big fan of the Rambo Franchise movies,heck I even enjoyed the cartoon series as a kid and wouldn't mind playing the game.

[@seriousspikesam7770]

There is a Rambo arcade. It's pretty hard to come by (I found one in Eqypt of all places) but it was a lot better than this crap.

[@gahler8552]

"As a kid" And shut up anyways, kid 🤡

[@gahler8552]

"Heck" hahahahahaha

[@SalusFuturistics]

I'm sure this misses where he accidentally stabs a Sheriff twice

[@harlan7012]

You earned a sub

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Thanks a bunch. If there are any games you want me to do next then please let me know

[@ghostriku100]

awsomely funny

[@QuickTimeFailure]

+Sylar Jack Glad you enjoyed it. Had this game not been funny to play through, then it would have been even more of a hassle to play.

[@seanaholic]

6:25 6:32 6:48 All she wanted was ammo

[@hasi706]

what the fuck was rambo's scream at the beginning?

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Taken straight from the exact same scene in the movie. In the movie, right when the officer got close with the razor, he had flashbacks to getting sliced open by a machete when he was a prisoner in Vietnam and let out that exact same scream.

[@MrRenix1990]

You know nothing, John Rambo

[@cameronmatlock6535]

0:17

[@mynameisberry9740]

8:31 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xekoan507]

10:20 priceless

[@asfgames401]

Esse jogo é de play 2 play 3 ou de ps4

[@ignitedbonnie5138]

4:55 JOHNN!!!!!

[@jakub1234100]

Damn man game looks horrible but very good video

[@Ajax-th8gd]

1:08 rambo not strong

[@patrickstar8356]

tbf he did cut his throat

[@seanaholic]

My favorite design choice in the game was where they decided to have the exact same animation play out for half of the QTE fails.

[@Milton146]

What year is it anyway?......its 1985

[@_rmaze_quiambao5215]

awesome!

[@JonathanPaspula]

Wait what is he doing with his knife when he gets caught

[@vitthor]

JOOOOHNN!!!

[@spreadator8276]

i actually fucking lost it at 1:38

[@seriousspikesam7770]

It turns out he was a man (not a god) after all. Perfect fucking headshot percentage... but seriously, the animation seemed funny at first but became tedious really fast. The devs didn't even bother with that one. Suddenly "Rambo The Arcade" seems like a complete masterpiece. Which it might as well be in its' own right. From Rambo to Terminator to a hopefully decent Robocop... maybe the devs will get it right this time.

[@vitthor]

Lol the camera man at 8:56 and 10:16 died from cringe

[@xekoan507]

*JOOOOHNNNN*

[@bell5248]

13:00 best one

[@ailamota3379]

3:12 4:54 5:27 11:03 12:56 13:21 14:23

[@AdrianToonz]

10:21 bruh...

[@gurukof]

good lord

[@ailamota3379]

5:26

[@TanmanMusic]

I don't like this

[@MammerXJammers]

This is funny

[@djoshawott2850]

Of course, they're all instant death.Of course, you only have a limited amount of continues.Of COURSE, you fuck up one too many times, you have to do the shitty rail shooters again...

[@edralynarriola823]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[@danal.hunter7137]

IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMING U HAVE TO WATCH THE BUTTONS THAT R SHOWEN & WHEN THE WHITE CIRCLE DISAPPEARS THAT'S WHEN U HIT THE BUTTON !!!!!!