ranboo clips i just can't explain (goat simulator)

uhhh so yeah, hope you enjoy.
also thank you for 10k!!!
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[@bellagrace7989]

"Gather the sacrifices you say... don't mind if i do" Love Ranboo

[@daranbee]

I love him so much it’s not even funny

[@Ac3_Card]

It’s funny the way he said it though 😂

[@rachelbrown124]

@@daranbee same herrreee

[@ilovekpop553]

@@daranbee same here

[@savagequeen1573]

Same(๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

[@s.w41k3r3]

Me seeing my grades: "Ahh why do you look like that!"

[@daranbee]

lmao bahaha

[@HSHSGEHGSHDB]

OMG THIS COMMENT HAS 69 LIKES UAWHDIUSAHD

[@tiredtaraaaz.]

FR- 😭

[@NighttimeXD]

Oh ya let me check too- Oh, an F- Ah and 2 D’s

[@AOEIn3babe]

Frfr

[@tobyz540]

“Your friends has been saccrifice by a goat and you stood dancing?!” Has been a quote for ranboo.

[@kanewien]

First reply damn, also you made me laugh :)

[@Ac3_Card]

@@kanewien same

[@blackbunny1170]

@@kanewien me too

[@PRIDEBENSON]

Lmao

[@Shamsa-tz5ym]

Yes

[@gacha_puppie_lover9172]

Ranboo: **saying the word cpr** Me: DONT DO IT My brain: *"I SAVE D-"*

[@yourdalydoseofgayfarewellt4649]

Same

[@meowcat6626]

Same

[@tiredtaraaaz.]

fr 💀

[@annabelcollins4218]

Me to

[@AGhostIGuess]

Dirty mind dirty mind d-d-d-d-d-d-d dirty mind

[@usualtoaster2688]

“I don’t like being- eeehh-“ “i saved it.”

[@theonewhoseesall3]

Lmao 💀

[@sugar4141]

@@theonewhoseesall3 I feel like he liked it💀💀💀

[@fernwing143]

"Are you free? He's alive!" **Dude immediately gets hit by car.**

[@Daifa_]

That clip made me burst out laughing😂😂😂

[@Official_tailsdollgames]

@@Daifa_where is that clip?

[@Daifa_]

@@Official_tailsdollgames 1:02 I think

[@loramerriman9347]

Lol

[@st4rziie]

“It appears that I have taken flight” fucking murdered me 😂😂😂😂

[@vicaroo8130]

Same

[@Mystic_dragon_maker]

Same

[@Yourlocalsoapeater]

Same

[@GrimGabriel]

Time?

[@l.mikallieanderson7127]

*rember the helicopter?*

[@natalienguyen9278]

Ranboo : he just had a heart attack on his own! How did he die? Me : by you lookin’ at him 👀 He’s just that powerful..

[@charlenecole8021]

True

[@silwerish]

There is 3 stages of games that Ranboo might play: 1. Minecraft. This is the most normal one 2. Games where Ranboo cries. No comments to this. 3. T h i s.

[@st4rziie]

You missed the ‘oh cheese’ category

[@AGhostIGuess]

Yes just *Y E S*

[@l.mikallieanderson7127]

Games where he cries? *Flashbacks of the Backrooms and Little Misfortune*

[@bananabro1010]

@@l.mikallieanderson7127 *Flashbacks to Life Is Strange*

[@kanewien]

Yes. Also, 400th like and 5th reply

[@LindsayHill2002]

"Don't mind me, just gathering my human sacrifices" - ranboo

[@thegraybeast1854]

ahhh yes it gives me pleasure to murder

[@Ash13_L]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@kaidenkerr6838]

My cat be like

[@charlenecole8021]

Myself when I go gremlin:

[@shotohatesme3904]

“We are all mature people” Are you sure about that? Ranboo: stop trying to die! Me: what’s breathing

[@Duckyy_123]

Nope not me

[@imaperson2009]

Once in class I was panicking and my friend said okay just breathe and I got defensive or scared and I said I DON’T NEED TO BREATHE!!!!!! Lmao 🤣

[@Intoxologist]

​@@imaperson2009 WOT you good?

[@L4rryNL4wrie]

“My only goal is to unalive someone..” My grades: “my only goal is to let you fail…..”

[@exotic_hufflepuff]

Accurate

[@Sh4rkzz0n3x]

@@exotic_hufflepuff very.

[@charlenecole8021]

True

[@dragonroseofficial]

Ranboo: *gets a human stuck on him* Me when I played: *GETS A TREADMILL STUCK IN ME*

[@ynoffical3310]

H O W

[@charlenecole8021]

I got a human inside me :D DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT IN THAT WAY NOW-

[@Aries_Plays_STUFF]

LOL-

[@_jngin]

5:36 *RANBOO SCREECH OF HELL* "How do i get this guy off me?"

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

I died, my god that was funny as hell

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

05:42 *KILLED* me 😂🤣 that *noise* as he saved himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iam2tired4this]

*turns into literal helicopter* "Oh... Well it appears that I have taken flight" -Ranboo

[@xxthefallenangelxx2166]

“These are bombs. I’m pretty sure these are bom-“ Let’s hope Ranboo’s goat is fine, if not R.I.P.

[@vitalacegaming3964]

Well at least he confirmed that they were bombs, before the teenage mutservbisacs run into them.

[@highbyedd]

@@vitalacegaming3964 mutservbisacs? what is that I'm not fully comprehending these English words even though I am fully English 🙃

[@EmmieDaNemmie]

The editing in this is amazing This whole vid is hilarious

[@daranbee]

thank you so much!!

[@shotohatesme3904]

@@daranbee the editing is very funny

[@sergiogrijalva4660]

@@daranbee especially the bones cracking sounds lol

[@Mc-wx3ny]

I HAVENT SEEN GOAT SIM IN YEARS

[@vxxfers]

SAME- I HAVENT SEEN IT SINCE 2017-

[@seanyfitzpatrick7058]

Me neither

[@cats.00]

Same I haven’t played it when I was like 5-

[@AGhostIGuess]

*do you play Obey me?* just asking bc your pfp

[@ttburnt_idiot5737]

Same

[@MaxerxWackzerz]

2:17 “gather the sacrifices😳…don’t mind if i do👹” had me dying for ATLEAST 30 minutes

[@BootyyyShaker900]

Me and my brother where playing this on our X box and we didn't stop laughing. Literally we were on it for like an hour and we didn't stop all of those 60 minutes 😂😂

[@mrquackers3668]

"now i got 2 guys on me- ah my god i cant win" - quote by mr ranboob

[@-Averi1-]

5:44 “I don’t like being reuueh” Good thing he realized before he finished the sentence

[@emilyortiz3491]

(2:31) "gather the sacrifices you say?... well dont mind if i do"

[@spookelle]

Mr. Boo after throwing a man off a building "How are you ali-" Man runs into metal door Me: * snorts *

[@charlenecole8021]

That's litteraly what I did one time but it was my goat friend :D

[@Froggie936]

"Are you free? HES ALIVE" man proceeds to get fucking recked by a car

[@charlenecole8021]

LOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CuppyToo]

I know I'm kind of late to this but it's never too late for the best moments. So let's start✨: 1:06 (watch from the start to understand) 1:34 (he threw him off the building) 2:00 mysterious flying goat 2:46 (no comment) 3:43 let's dance 4:02 just watch the whole clip... 5:32 did I win? 6:20 helicopter moment 7:30 look at that person in blue clothes 7:39 he's so done.. 8:36 fruity fruity 9:03 look at those people in the background 9:36 flying Ranboober 10:04 (no comment again) 10:51 the unlucky story of a car 12:07 the hitman is drifting 12:39 13:05 windows 13:29 bonus You're welcome

[@aztrolivr]

8:36 I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RN

[@l.mikallieanderson7127]

“Stop it right now! *HEADBUTT THE PRIEST-“* Ranboo is very quotable today Edit: the farther down I scroll… *the more quotes I see…* Edit: *MORE QUOTES!:* *yeets off the building* HOW ARE YOU ALI- *did he just die by running into a door?* *oH tHaT’s SoMe GrEaT sUgAr. DoN’t MiNd Me, JuSt WaLkInG-* ugh! The pole- He’s still on me! *everyone disliked that*

[@geroeg3431]

4:48 that’s why goats never have sugar.

[@vitalacegaming3964]

Very well

[@Ash13_L]

Yeah “sugar”

[@Octol1]

@@Ash13_Llmao

[@Lavender0_0]

I love how Ranboo apologizes when he ruins every building! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BrowhothefuckamI]

11:56 I HEARD THE GIRL FROM SCREAM THAT SAYS, "Oh don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!" LIKE WTF

[@scyxnzi]

9:18 just ranboo talking.. meanwhile in the background theres people collapsing

[@Ana_is_not_here]

8:35 "There is a guy riding me" Me:(Dirty mind ON)😂😂😂😂

[@Karawcue]

3:47 thats so random and I LOVE IT.

[@Ashley-vg1xv]

4:05 “it appears that I have taken flight”

[@meleahhenderson8833]

11:19 I woke my parents up cause I was laughing so hard

[@_mitaozy0012]

1:06 that blue car right there ? Is an paid actor

[@melonhut744]

1:39 The fart sound effect had me dying for like 15 minutes-

[@Octol1]

Same

[@adrianthefragrance]

7:36 he did the chrissy crumble

[@a1d10withaipad]

✨THE CHRISSY CRUMBLE✨

[@samwong7400]

this game, paired with ranboo is somehow both comedic gold and incredibly painful

[@firewolfgurl6062]

"That was an awesome roller coaster ride guy" *Says it while falling off the roller coaster*

[@MichelleSturnio1o]

12:18 * gasp* WHY ARE HIS ARMS LIKE THAT?!?"

[@mistermiss9093]

5:26 oh a boxer! 5 seconds later SENDS BOXER TO THE 666TH DIMENTION XD

[@nicky9055]

It’s 1:23 and I’m dying from laugher and trying not to wake everyone up at the same time

[@lynnwryder]

1:42 I'M CRYING THAT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS.

[@hauntakatt]

IM PEEING

[@Jupiter539]

6:23 Made me wheeze like dream 😂😂😂 thanks for the likes 👽

[@daranbee]

helicopter helicopter

[@Jupiter539]

@@daranbee the goat: *I'M SPINNIIIIIIIIIIIING!*

[@Aperson75900]

​@@Jupiter539 you spin me right round baby right round

[@Jupiter539]

@@Aperson75900 like a record baby

[@half_tame]

@@Jupiter539 right round round round

[@cycy8910]

13:29 why did he go “ah~ eh~ ah~” like that💀

[@Octol1]

💀

[@gracehinton3432]

love the part when he walked up to the boxing arcade machine and the whole thing went YEET

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh3431]

8:08 and that Day we lost Jerry ☹️😢

[@efraalim5173]

5:58 WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE SHREK? 😭💀

[@mj_isgay_frfr]

"Don't mind me, just gathering my human sacrifices." That's the part that got me

[@jaylen7479]

8:13 when he fell off the roof, I had a sip of water a second before it and immediately started choking because I was laughing…

[@Carloslife4ever]

"Oh! a boxer!" *Launches Boxer into the sky* "....Did i win?-"

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Y e s

[@Carloslife4ever]

@@Akashathesilentassassin LMAO

[@diceonvenus]

as a kid i got the "sugar rush" and i just realized that as a child, i truly did think that the "sugar" WAS just... sugar... man, i was naïve. innocent? one of those.

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Did you accidentally get high off cocaine?

[@rebeccameeks5789]

Both.

[@mattie7047]

What map is that in?

[@diceonvenus]

@@mattie7047 i havent played it in a while, but im pretty sure its called “goat city bay”? its the city map

[@mattie7047]

@@diceonvenus thank you

[@rottenavocado8925]

Ranboo:we are all mature people Also ranboo:*playing a goat game*

[@seeagle.-]

"Oh, what is thi-" *silence* "Gather the sacrifices, you say? "Heh... Well don't mind if i do"

[@yukeying1002]

"ah right don't mind me, I'm just gonna walk around *~oh~* ,the pole" uhhhh ranboo sir? I think there's something weird mixed in the sentence (4:56)

[@Taiphyr]

*”all your friends have been taken by a GOAT and you sit here and dance.”*

[@Frenchie4955]

7:14 this makes more sense now😀

[@aztrolivr]

Lol

[@geroeg3431]

13:44 that’s why goats never have sugar.

[@randominternetartist2615]

you

[@TortolMaster]

2:23 “Ranboo;Gather the sacrifices you say, don’t mind if I do, Ehuheh. Are you a sacrifice ok your a sacrifice” Me;I shall Become a sacrifice now

[@TheMultiverseJumper]

8:53 "there is currently a man cracking my spinal cord"

[@Luv-you-bbq-squirrel]

That’s still kinda dirty

[@arsen_gacha]

10:27 *WHY DID THIS REMIND ME OF LAS NEVADAS?!?*

[@Ender_muneXD]

At 9:08 the stalk of people dying coming back to life and dying is hella funny ngl

[@leroy_lkitten6834]

10:09 Spiderman on Dis knee minus

[@cathleen7775]

1:37 anyone else hear John Mulany saying “give us some-“

[@andreeapuscasu265]

At 6:09 you can hear an enderman sound

[@currently_floating]

0:08 NO STOP THATS ACTUALLY SAD-

[@cloudii_nightsyt]

Those first two are just Ranboo trying to be a good goat but instead running someone over and letting them get hit by a car

[@Yourgirlselma]

3:56 got me dying 😂

[@endergirl3743]

Oh no Jerry why did you have to jump off of the building 🤣 I love goat simulator

[@idigtofurmom]

6:56 How does the human not cast a shadow along with the goat- HELLO?? IS THE HUMAN A GHOST?

[@meleahhenderson8833]

6:51 Is *chefs kiss*

[@homesweet4492]

12:32 a split (gone wrong)

[@LunaiCarmen]

8:19 i suggest "there is a computer generated animated figure breaking the back of an animated goat using his glutimus maximus."

[@Em_cosplays765]

9:03 look at the people in the back just dyeing

[@starlight_bkdk362]

12:47 this part made me laugh so hard that water came out of my nose🤣

[@Human_of_Wisdom_Says]

0:24 NVM PEoPle ArE HaViNg HeARt aTtaCKS On ThEiR OwN 😁👍

[@devilsfoodcake8066]

lol can't stop laughing when you headbutted the priest and the guy that kicked you and you ramed him (I spelled a bunch of things wrong but fixed it bc I could not stop laughing)

[@Human_of_Wisdom_Says]

9:49 oops my bad :P

[@YutoSan915]

10:48 I’ll fix it I’ll fit, see? Oh no!

[@kd_ashton2354]

1:00 truck kun saves a like instead of isekai

[@Moon_gloss]

6:03 Nuu- don't kill the off-brand ninja turtles-

[@Space_Ducky666]

10:20 THE CUT RIGHT BEFORE THE LAMP FELL IS PROBABLY THE WORST CLIFFHANGER I HAVE EVER SEEN-

[@penguin5295]

3:41 “all your friends have been taken away by a goat… and yet you stand here and dance.” Me: *CRAZY FROG INTENSIFIES*

[@akemi..chan.]

6:14 me : are those srheks ?

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

Yes "srheks" lol

[@gayvamp]

8:46 Randoo is dr strange confirmed?

[@Official_tailsdollgames]

Ranboo across the Ranboo-verse

[@-Sven--re7tf]

it is currently 3:13 and I am dying at this-

[@Human_of_Wisdom_Says]

0:52 CPR >:D

[@Itzzso1er]

POV: me jumping into my bed 0:33

[@karolinagubernat6927]

NO BECAUSE THE FIRST SCENE OF RANBOO HITTING THE OTHER GOAT OUT OF THE CIRCLE JUST MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER

[@kieran163]

the editing on this is absolutely supreme and watching it at three in the morning is an Experience

[@moonhaven7984]

I can't stop laughing and smiling thank you for making my day.

[@iheartme335]

2:05 HE HIT A WOMAN :O

[@phoebeolsen-newell392]

He’s feeling good

[@klemontyme]

the fact that ranboo played goat simulator gets my respect

[@_.Idiot_Bun._]

I love the part ranboo just yeeted goat’s and human’s! 😂

[@lucifermorningstar1751]

Ranboo: goes in someone's house and destroys everything including their back also ranboo: Well have a nice day :D

[@AGhostIGuess]

Me while watching this: *intense pterodactyl screeching while laughing while wheezing while dying noises* (or whatever f-ing noise I just made, maybe it was a gremlin noise?)

[@Kokominyak]

8:50 he could say “there is a man riding the goat I am controlling.”

[@criidawg]

Ranboo is chaotic evil and I love it.