I had to beat the enderdragon with a piece of steak... (Stream highlights!)

In this stream i tried to beat minecraft in a single stream. However, i am bad at the game so this did not go well at all. I didnt get the speedrun world record thats for sure... Hope you guys enjoyed! Subscribe to see more sick videos!!! If you want to be a part of the next stream then come on down!! / ranboolive
I say dumb things
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I live stream sometimes
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[@Elle-pd6ic]

“we just hit the child- we hit the child- we hit the child... i think they’re not angry anymore... for accidently stabbing their child”

[@nookowo1436]

tell me why i read that in the blues clue theme where they are opening the letter 🗿

[@Elle-pd6ic]

AwkwardlyShy Nook STOP IT IT MAKES SENSE OMG

[@cruciant]

O h g o s h

[@AveryThing69]

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[@Berilia]

This is the equivalent of "Just killed a woman, feeling good"

[@jejejejrsy9013]

I'M JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT HIS EXISTENCE JUST NOW AND HE SOUNDS LIKE TECHNO WHEN HE'S USING HIS MONOTONE VOICE, DREAM WHEN HE SPEAKS AND LAUGHS, AND FUNDY WHEN HE SCREAMS HFHDEGFUEGFWSD

[@baileeroberson5555]

He like bread like The Eret, and he says Pog like tommyinnit. Why did I just now find this man

[@alexssssr]

He’s a mix of all mc you tubers Change my mind

[@varillusion6316]

why is this so accurate--

[@natpeaches9387]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@bifusmorgus9000]

or maybe he just has a deep voice

[@steponmeladydimitrescu2847]

Ranboo is a person with a mix of all now-generation mcyoutubers. *Change my mind*

[@peggleblastlover]

You’re not wrong though-

[@allycake8740]

i dont think anyone can change your mind

[@alexssssr]

I- why is it so true tho

[@problemchild465]

He is also all of their combined heights 😌

[@queenzie2782]

He has Wilbur's height, Techno's voice and dry humor, Dream's slight wheeze, George's screaming, Bad's occasional wholesomeness (?), Tommy's weirdness, and the list goes on

[@davinky7609]

"How does it feel to be an orphan" SENT ME INTO ORBIT !!!!

[@dyinginside8716]

Nobody tell techno

[@FXXTRN]

He really managed to beat the ender dragon with steak-

[@endyrserifi]

hello fox owo its me endyr shh

[@siimplygabs9234]

dream could never

[@lilyphlia]

Unknown Mouse hey i understand this is supposed to be a joke, but lets not compare ccs. theyre both great in their own way and have different characteristics, stop being rude 🙂

[@siimplygabs9234]

fizzysalt i understand, i wasn’t trying to be rude

[@stepsz2232]

Yeah thats like the whole point of the video

[@waniniwananabanana]

"Im literally the next dream" proceeds to build a pōrtäl.

[@AreHorsesReal]

PŒRTAL

[@mikad2976]

You mean Pœertøäl?

[@btwiamgay]

pœrtäêł

[@lincolnwaskindafound3396]

Pœŕtel

[@SylviaPoP]

Рõœоrtтäł

[@melpug4817]

“That’s a pørtal”

[@FOXSIDIAN]

Thats a pörtal

[@frog8366]

that's a pœrtal

[@vivinick6906]

That's a pœřţăľ

[@setiawan7970]

thats a p€rta(

[@wow3146]

That’s a pœ’rtæL’

[@cheesetoastie8074]

youtubers: yes i will defeat the dragon with my enchanted armour and sword! i am unstoppable and unbeatable. ranboo: *s t e a k*

[@crimsocinth]

@Bluebirdy st3@k

[@manuelmorabito941]

@@crimsocinth 513@k

[@robin978]

s73aK

[@ajbolton2054]

$¥£@k3

[@อัษฏ์โชติพูนธีรพัฒน์]

Y E S

[@cup1dzie_]

Ranboo: **makes children become orphans** Technoblade: **kills orphans** Me: hol up-

[@eternal355]

Pog

[@envoxity9544]

Ranboo the supplier lol

[@hi-ie3og]

So Ranboo was the first worst thing to happen to the orphans while Techno was the second

[@envoxity9544]

@@hi-ie3og nah he was the 3rd

[@PupAndPotsAdventures]

@@hi-ie3og such an underrated theory lol

[@city4502]

ranboo saying "i just hit the child" with no context is concerning

[@dyinginside8716]

"See the funny thing is they think I hit you" "You *did* hit me!"

[@fouridfreak840]

Ranboo the whole video: “That’s Pogg”

[@fallenidiot]

6:58 Ranboo: Here’s my skin- Endermen: *Peace was never an option* Ranboo: S̸̨̺̮̥̟̫̗̹͕̼̬͙͚̞̿̆̈́̇̊͛͂̎͘̚͜͠͝Ç̶̢̨̬̞̦̳͓̬̥̺̫̙̟̦̟̀R̸̡̨̧͔̣̘̣͕̙̝̹̥̓̌́̈́̚͝E̷̛̖̍̽̈̓͋̍̈́̔̈́̈̓̍̊͠Ë̴̢̧̺̠͔̹̯̤̩̳̟̯͇̼͇́̀͆̓͋̐̐̒̀́̾̕ͅČ̸̢̢̧̬̪̺͔̺̬̼̰͕̖̓H̶͙͈̻̮͍͍̺͙̐̑͂͛͗̔̕͜

[@tubafig]

you heard it here first, everyone, ranboo is the next dream

[@ZestiestZach]

Dream without the am

[@millyhearts]

This aged well

[@fukoaf]

@@millyhearts no definitely not :sob:

[@axxidmouse]

His fame certainly so

[@cherrysoda4793]

It’s like that one vine "WUAOH- not even worried about it."

[@kron0sv2]

ok

[@hiyabeautiful2066]

Hehe I’m the 69th like I already hate myself but it’s fineeeeeee

[@vivianhettle7807]

You sound like a more emotional Technonlade

[@jubeantv8569]

Agreed

[@sal-lu8me]

no matter how big you get, promise me you’ll keep the comic sans

[@cruciant]

Omg yeah-

[@exoticcats6119]

Ah the best font

[@MarisaLicavoli]

Welp he’s on the dream smp now and he still has it

[@MarisaLicavoli]

Also his follower goal in this is crazy it seems so long ago

[@blazekitsune]

Tf is wrong with comic sans?

[@starzz8950]

RANBOO! RANBOO! DO YOUR SHOES NEED SHINING? RANBOO! SHOULD YOU NEED COFFEE? RANBOO

[@coffeetree_]

Ranboo is legit my favorite KZbinr coz like where else would you find a clip of someone in their own cosplay and floofy hair spinning in a chair for five minutes with subtitles and edits??? Tubbo comes in close second tho. We stan Tubbo.

[@nyxminecraft2315]

@@coffeetree_ finally found another person of culture

[@coffeetree_]

@@nyxminecraft2315 if you were asked to 1) recieve 1B dollars and be the next Bill Gates or 2) be friends with ranboo and tubbo what would you choose Was that too easy of a question- i think it was

[@qthyuckk]

@@coffeetree_ i would immediately choose “be friends with ranboo”

[@coffeetree_]

@@qthyuckk yep that was too easy lol

[@thedeliaisle1018]

'not even worried about it' is ranboo's version of technoblade's 'not even close' lol

[@mosunni1762]

“how does it feel to be an orpha-“ edit: thats a lot of likes why does this have 1k likes

[@ellien5813]

Technoblade mode activated

[@M4RSZ]

Ahhh YES.

[@jingyiong-x4y]

im ur 1k like pay me HAHAHAHHAHA

[@user-cm2ze7lg4e]

YO I WAS THE 1000 LIKE POG LETS GOOOO

[@blooop3126]

He is ‘Walmart Technoblade’. But Ranboo is still classified as a legend.

[@akamaicharmyr]

he’s so powerful he made the ghast evaporate with a single arrow

[@chongqiu]

this stream was literally so funny-

[@kja5851]

Ender dragon: STOP BEATING ME WITH YOUR *MEAT*

[@stefanvarsescu8137]

Honly-

[@mani-qj3np]

thats kinda like the scientific name for pig

[@juniphoe]

2:55 Green, orange, red and blue. All those colors at the same time- ĘHÆÛ

[@bucky8148]

Me in the middle of class: trying to read Ranboo: *I HIT THE CHILD*

[@just_ise4418]

LMAOOO

[@Kintalin]

I can’t believe I missed out on this 💀💀💀 I am ascending to the fifth dimension

[@krisl1798]

RIGHT I ALWAYS MISS HIS STREAMS,, IM GOING TO FILE MY TAXES I GENUINELY CANT-

[@hol0_o2]

all someone needs to do now is make a compilation of Ranboo either screaming or breathing in suddenly-

[@bambibytezvods6656]

Ranboo: *has a bow and arrow* Every ghast in a 50 mile radius: Aight, 'bouta head out.

[@salettsalazar5464]

4:45 “I’m so good at this game!” sounds EXACTLY like Technoblade... :0

[@souyvx]

IKR

[@JamalMaideen90]

+ as dream too

[@kikadra6782]

I remember watching this at 3 am and it was like a fever dream

[@harshmello]

Me rn

[@kaashviyabansal3281]

ranboo: bread...bread... more bread, BREAD POG also ranboo: *flashbacks to scary stream*

[@BUGID1999]

Dream who? I only know Ranboo.

[@placeholder2586]

*Ranboob*

[@joshdaddy2434]

This man- I love how pure he sounds, like with his random noises and yelling. It’s just amazing.

[@haileystruble9439]

pretty soon you're gonna have beaten the ender dragon with literally every food, knowing what happened at last night's stream

[@evelynaeevee5758]

1:00 Ranboo: I'm basically the next Dream Me who watched Ranboo's latest lore stream: 👁👄👁 :)

[@Its_Alynn]

Frick

[@StrawberryHalo]

Ender dragon: fear me Ranboo: *s t e a k*

[@muaudy]

Shout out to the person in chat who said; "beat it with the meat". i- hgsfhgfhgfhg

[@ಠ_ಠ-ದ7ಖ]

This man is like a fusion of techno and dream

[@speedcoretrax9988]

No one Not even a single soul Ranboo: *reads donation* That’s not a portal that’s a PŒRTÂŁ 1:18

[@madibear01]

Nobody: Ranboo at 2:11, 2:34, 2:58, and 5:11: ÖHEUÖ

[@Jack-db4ve]

I was looking for a comment like this 😂

[@silverhassium0622]

"I'm a Minecraft speedrunner. I'm basically the next Dream" Immediately cuts to building the portal wrong

[@spacey4828]

watching this back makes me feel nostalgic in the most weird way, just seeing how ranboo has grown (both in numbers and speaking confidently) in the past 8 moths, gives me a crap ton of serotin

[@milkyway6799]

"Not even worried about it." has the same energy as, "Not even close."

[@nat-jk4lj]

*how does it feel to be an orphan*

[@cama7500]

i love ranboos little "hueaaughe" gasp/scream

[@alia-ny7pw]

Remember when you beat the ended dragon with bread?? I was literally dead ☠️😂

[@madisonbrandon727]

"dough it"

[@alia-ny7pw]

Madison Brandon YESSSS

[@vbelardinelli6651]

Damn, u ok?

[@kencarsonmyking]

@@vbelardinelli6651 they died already. you were 2 months late

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

“It was going so well too, and then I just decided to accidentally punch a toddler.” -Ranboo, 2020

[@ViosAJ]

YESS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS RANBOOOO

[@l.bowser]

Ranboo: AGHH! Also Ranboo: I’m actually not that worried

[@beehaw6575]

I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN THE SPIDER ALMOST KNOCKED HIM INTO LAVA AND MY MOM ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY AND I STARTED LAUGHING-

[@neilsussyrega]

2:55 THE GASP

[@leopine1126]

the noise he made when he discovered lava in the basalt biome lmao

[@gacha_fri3nds502]

Ranboo: I’m a speedrunner, I’m basically the next dream Also ranboo: **messes up the portal**

[@jael____5220]

no one: ranboo: NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT IT!

[@isaiahmartinez6987]

4:00 is the best part change my mind

[@hugh4407]

I missed half the stream so I’m glad you uploaded highlights, I love all your content. Also congrats on 16k!! Yay! ❤️🙌🏼🥳

[@coffeetree_]

ACKK THE ENDING GOT ME WHEEZING “And now... the ender dragon shall never have children” THERE’S NO WAY HE THOUGHT OF THAT LINE BY HIMSELF

[@Opal_art]

4 months ago: “I’m basically the next dream” Now: “Uhhh....”

[@ironslidess46]

ranboo: im practically the next dream also ranboo: builds portal two blocks smaller than needed

[@Void-gy3kd]

Your just as funny as techno and you actually upload holy shit I’ve hit the gold mine

[@lemon.3560]

Other players: Bow, sword and all those fancy stuff Ranboo: *All I need is steak.*

[@Quinnie0821]

Watching Ranboo is like hugs and angel food cake.

[@spooderthelongneckspider8994]

5:45 That one guy in chat: budget techno

[@zoelawwill6688]

My bird ls legit obsessed with his voice and videos idk why

[@jssmee]

Ranboo is that one kid in class who didn't study and guesses on a test but still manages to get a high score

[@chloesibilla8199]

my mom walks in . my computer: i HIT THE CHILD I HIT THE CHILD THERE STILL COMING AFTER ME.

[@ArixCupio]

0:44 Ranboo gave me a heart attack what the hell-

[@scarletshadow4548]

1:42 - 1:52: Stormtroopers realizing Mando is Grogu's dad

[@reallinkzillagamed1853]

"We hit the child" DON'T TOUCHA THE CHILD

[@rat4543]

Why does Ranboo sound like Dream in the beginning when he says hello hmmm

[@caking_a_bake5287]

I really adore you man, like how does one block man produce so much serotonin

[@vvstvrtgs.]

"I'm literally the next Dream" Maybe not in the way you think-

[@reyfun7869]

It's awesome to see this for so many people. the follower goal was 6,000. He just hit 1 million. And for Tommy Tubbo and Quackity their sub goals going up and up. it's awesome to see how much people can achieve. I'm so proud of all of them

[@shaheersohail5800]

2017: haha yes kill the child 2020: OH GOD WE HIT THE CHILD OH NO 2021: how does it feel to be an orph-

[@jaffiby1174]

It's kinda crazy going back and seeing the follower goal at 6,000 after he reached 1 mil today. Congrats again!

[@Chwmrsal]

Chat: I have hiccups, can you get rid of them? Ranboo: *ᵦₒₒ* . . . There you go, you're welcome 0:42

[@krystalbml]

coming back to look at this is crazy how fast he grew, crazy proud of you ranboo!

[@o.bro.exei.provlimata]

Ikr?????

[@bobth3god]

is this more technoblade content, from a slightly less depressed techno

[@hannagilman8227]

"Not even worried about it" gives off the same energy as Techno's "Not even close"

[@mickaylagjinaj8378]

he rlly beat the ender dragon with his meat-

[@matthiasnguyen1329]

Every bounty hunter going after baby yoda after mando finds out: "we just hit the child-WE HIT THE CHILD"

[@clxudymilk]

these thumbnails are immaculate edit: WAIT WHY DOES HE GASP LIKE SCOOBY DOO I JUST NOTICED-

[@shatteredspade]

"THATS NOT A PORTAL THATS A PŒRTÂŁ" -faithisarat

[@jcostarica9754]

I was literally going to say "is this technoblade "sorry if that was rude

[@brattymaggie]

“how does it feel to be an orphan” damn. he hasn’t changed a bit.

[@l3tzer257]

It looks like Ranboo and the ender dragon had some beef

[@muffin_head]

Tommy: *cant stop laughing and cant beat Minecraft with 3 of his friends* Ranboo: *beats the ender dragon with steak*

[@Heyza_]

Throwback to when you could actually read ranboos chat lol

[@amberkinsey8570]

5:09 as a wise man once said "NOW Thats Alot Of Damage!"

[@froggy_likes_mushrooms7601]

Gasp counter. 0:25 pff- 2:11 lmao 2:27 And 2:33 2:56 AHHH- 3:38 oh no- 4:46 again 5:10 5:13 and 5:44 5:47 oop- 5:55 omg thats a lot. Idk why you bother to read this ->-

[@annamarschand6809]

Ranboo: "How does it feel being an orphan?" Technoblade:"Orphan, where?!"

[@Nadine-tz6sy]

"How does it feel to be an orph-"

[@veejk9530]

Ranboo: "Throw away this, throw away this..." Spider: "... Throw away you."

[@addam3330]

2:58 *EXTREME GASP*

[@4kit0_]

"So if you guys could keep me- *intense gasp whilst punching a creeper* " -Ranboo

[@legos4360]

sorry but the “how does it feel to be an orphan” then the, “bread pog. bread pog. bread pog” sounds familiar for some reason, i don’t get it

[@raelads]

"According to KZbin statistics, I can't read" That part got me- XD

[@itzbread.]

WHAT DO U WANT FROOOM MEEEEEEEEEE, STOP EATING MY BROTHERSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@notagremlin8813]

No one: Not a soul: Ranboo’s mini panic attacks: hhWEeu

[@vaporwavedog]

4:00 technoblade

[@zaddybytes494]

Everytime ranboo gets surprised or scared:"HUEGGGGH