100k people told me what to say...

IF YOURE SEEING THIS WITHIN 6-7 HOURS OF ME UPLOADING IT IM LIVE ON TWITCH! / ranboolive
This was a very fun idea and i think it turned out pretty well! I did not lower my voice at all on purpose (except for a couple of bits), i just filmed it when i was very tired. Thank you so much for 75k!!!!
I say dumb things
/ ranboosaysstuff
I live stream sometimes (A lot, I stream a lot..)
/ ranboolive
MERCH!:
streamlabs.com/ranboolive/merch
Love you guys!!

[@Ranboo]

75k likes and I MIGHT release the blitz parody

[@madisonlol2446]

no

[@casuals.3.19]

WE NEED IT EVERYONE WE GOT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@eriess_]

*ya’ll heard him*

[@sbydkok]

Close

[@arcioe]

woh

[@newdusk]

ranboo: wow you guys aren’t funny also ranboo: *laughs at almost every one*

[@closedlol1757]

*laugh*

[@georginaanbarasi2522]

*laff*

[@fatimacraft3605]

*lag*

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

@@georginaanbarasi2522 Lafayette

[@kiralovescatz]

*hafft*

[@LunarBee]

hey, hey ranboo, there’s over 75k likes. so... so where’s that blitz cover?

[@Silent0nyx]

Yeah I’m waiting for it also lol

[@normallu_swirlu60]

Ah yes 3 million now

[@marialindell9874]

298

[@freyaparsons3296]

Still waiting……

[@broockksss]

Just, wait... Hopefully.. *one day?*

[@paranoidlagvr6125]

No one: RanBoo sounding like corpse when he’s tired:

[@ann111ka]

ranboo: “guys fix your humour 🙄🤨” also ranboo: *”laughs at googoogaagaa”*

[@user-ut8hw7ej7z]

Why am I the only reply

[@Myass123]

@@user-ut8hw7ej7z idk

[@thesmals]

Because that’s humour.

[@wojna_rewolucyjna]

@@thesmals yes

[@ikigaii_i]

I mean I’d laugh too.

[@milkyd2525]

“you guys aren’t funny” continues to laugh at some of them

[@infin-ite]

Hahahha

[@ruby3344]

Yes

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

@@mothball6879 kinda

[@monroe_comicsinc.5513]

@@mothball6879 he does though!!

[@okhappiness4773]

@@mothball6879 I mean, you don't have to make it sound like a bad thing, his voice is like the perfect middle ground

[@sundae_z]

When he did the chicken wing song in such a monotone voice, that was honestly incredible.

[@TheArtGirlMaddy]

2:53 this has a completely different meaning now

[@kyuziioyippi]

Ranboo: “bill nye the science guy” 1.23million people: “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

[@donutkitten1256]

YES

[@luka_lyn8159]

ME

[@mags233]

my entire class:

[@justexisting2668]

I didnt say that in my head

[@JumpiiB]

KYUZIIOOOOO HELLOOO I FOUND YOU 👁👁

[@vodkasvoice]

When he said "bubbles" he deadass turned into corpse and for once that is not an exaggeration. This child is far too powerful.

[@Sophie-to8je]

he is a CHILD?!!?

[@vodkasvoice]

@@Sophie-to8je He can't be more than like. 16. That is a child.

[@Sophie-to8je]

@@vodkasvoice well i just found this channel i dont know anything about him

[@user-nr3gb3jw7m]

@@Sophie-to8je yeah he should be around 16 possibly about to be 17 soon

[@gitanjalisrivastava6586]

@@Sophie-to8je yeah he's like 17

[@lildoodle3953]

at 2:52 little did he know he would be deemed as a catboy on twitter and by tubbo and almost his entire fanbase.. also he owes us a blitz parody (/nf)

[@Moonlight-hc2hx]

I don't think Ranboo is a Catboy at all

[@KyloFishbowl]

"I just said bubbles without dying of laughter. I must be god" Ranboo 4 months later: "Today we are going to make a cake that can kill god! :D

[@janussanders2509]

ranboo: *says bubbles* me: HOLY SHOT THAT SOUNDS LIKE CORPSE

[@-.mune.-]

When? I have a 3 second memory

[@brittacarpenter1998]

same

[@mae.1899]

Risha J Nair 3:34

[@uglybear7839]

I thought the same 😂😂

[@gooselover69420]

who is corpse

[@silusgrim]

This man has Corpse and Technoblades voice with humor of a 5 yr old child.

[@Helen_forever]

HE IS TOOO POWERFULLLL

[@grooglyboogly]

@Elene Tsintsadze agreed lmao

[@nina1730]

He has such similar voice to TechnoBlade xD

[@Nugcon]

that's just gen z humor in a nuttshell

[@noraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh3097]

[@marysaotome1744]

*nobody:* *Ranboo does a deep voice:* *me:* okay yes I am a swoon. 👀

[@phoebebridgersbff]

ranboo isn't comfortable with the word 'simp' being used! he prefers 'swoon' :)) /nm

[@LoserCatStudios]

3:34 I keep forgetting his voice can go so low

[@ninthhhhh]

This man is literally the voice of Corpse and Technoblade and has the humour of gen z

[@quackkith]

@@Kyy-Sokia hes 6’6 please if he was actually 6’8 i would cry even harder

[@quackkith]

@@Kyy-Sokia no need for a sorry!!! he’s probably gonna be that height sooner or later anyway qwq

[@urmom5144]

He is gen z 🤚😭

[@chaenixr]

His voice sounds more like Boffy's

[@dyppityjoop5912]

well he's 6'7 now so pretty cool

[@wxlnutt]

2:53 WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE TEXT TO SPEECH BOTS WHEN HE SAID THE DANCE PART

[@akish302]

During the intro too

[@NighttimeDaydreams]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

[@donaalsufiany1992]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@demi_goddex]

1:55 *having now heard Logan Sanders and Ranboo say the fitness gram pacer test™, phoenix decides he can die in peace*

[@bellalaxx]

2:53 ah so I see that ranboo has always been a cat boy 😌 /j

[@j_animates_stuff2448]

I was looking for this comment about the meow meow

[@shelbyteague7928]

Me: Why does everyone keep comparing Ranboo to Techno? Just because he has a deep voice? Ranboo: **does Techno impresonation** Me: ah, I see

[@christinmoon823]

LOL

[@audreyvg383]

Ranboo sounds like a slightly higher pitched technoblade

[@adooryou9197]

techno with emotion

[@aliceofclover]

@JV *W A L M A R T B L A D E*

[@ranboolive7969]

Lol I can see that too

[@cornynojohns]

Ranboo: 75k likes and I’ll release the blitz parody Hits 75k likes Ranboo: *Deletes the comment*

[@akish302]

We were on the verge of greatness. We were *this close*.

[@ratigue]

its in the video so there is no escape

[@emmewang20]

we were so close

[@cornynojohns]

lol I looked back on this comment and it had 350 LIKES

[@sadienotfound6801]

Woooo lets go 500th like (why)

[@martines2956]

Ranboo: "You guys aren't funny" Also Ranboo:. '"Im a baby gogogaga hahahaha I like this one"

[@siennaraynee]

this was the first video id ever seen by ranboo, about a year ago. anyways now hes like one of my favorite streamers

[@cutepinkyo]

HE BETTER DO THE BLITZ PARODY CAUSE I DID NOT CHECK THIS EVERY WEEK FOR NOTHING

[@sapnapsimp656]

BRO I DID THAT TOO HE BETTER DO IT

[@anjalikapilavai1909]

he deleted the comment :pensieve:

[@OneBrokenEgg]

@@anjalikapilavai1909 Ayo?? 👀

[@Meikan_is_here]

It's over 800k likes now he'd better be doing it /j

[@Not_asmr]

All I see in live chat: R A N B O O S U P R E M A C Y and S L E E P I S F O R T H E W E A K Me:👁👄👁 cool 😎

[@alex-we5jf]

now we counting orphans from walmart

[@brianawithonen4373]

Now we’re doing...I don’t know anymore the majority of us are sleep deprived now

[@kaesadea4072]

YEAHHHHH

[@arkanafkr]

all i see is orphan counting my sins for commiting war crime

[@-birb.2249]

me who live in another country, sipping tea : heh losers

[@dirtkids6570]

He should’ve said “stand clear of the closing door please.”

[@emperorchaos2583]

imagine how Ranboo's parents feel, listening to their son saying random things for no reason

[@meganmart-kirven1604]

English teacher: what is the main theme of this video Ranboos fans aren’t funny and who is Katherine

[@spacedude5208]

dont forget beans with a purpose

[@wyn798]

And The possibility of all these possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen

[@HHH-wh7bw]

@@wyn798 that’s possible.

[@katherineshirley9306]

hi....jdjejmqksz

[@JSALGang]

Bean Bubbles

[@AjaBoBaya]

Nobody: The premiere chat: A R S O N, Among us codes, Holding hands because wholesome 100, making a discord server, counting orphans, currently stanning jazz??, Ranboo x onion (WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?) Skipping class because they don't wanna get better at Minecraft PVP, WAP WAP WAP WAP, Screaming about Dream's pregnancy on Twitter, and more coming soon to a Ranboo premiere chat near you!

[@ppancakesyrup]

WAIT DRRAM GOT PREGANANT?

[@ryleefrog6354]

Yeah we also talked about therapy flavors but I don’t go to therapy so I was really confused

[@phantomcloud_]

Lmao the premiere chat was chaotic

[@magicalartblock9704]

@@ppancakesyrup ITS IN BOTH OF HIS TWITTER HDUHEUHUEDHE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY HE TWEETS THAT HE WENT FROM POOPOO MAN TO PREGGO MAN,

[@someweird0436]

so cool

[@tjfry926]

Ranboo our beloved, we are still waiting for that blitz parody.

[@peepandstitch]

This was the first video I saw of him. Thank you for now becoming my comfort streamer and KZbinr now

[@LZATE1]

Nobody: The premier chat: “(guys shhhhh we need to whisper)” Also the Premier chat:”(you guys wanna play among us?) Also also the premier chat:”( what’s 2+2???)” Also also also the premier chat:” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” :)

[@flynt6070]

and jazz2020 dont forget abt that one

[@AuroraAquarius]

Ling Ling Phan I have the power to ruin this perfect 500 likes >:)

[@cryo_8488]

Please not the smile

[@Usoriaa]

I just had to like. the number of likes was scaring me. and this is a great comment.

[@captinchily]

The smile- did you predict that-?

[@youngmissalex9308]

Near to 3:34 I swear when Ranboo said “bubbles” he sounded similar to Corpse husband

[@XUE_YANG_]

Yes

[@youngmissalex9308]

@@XUE_YANG_ XD

[@Emma-ue4eo]

Plot twist it is corpse and he’s doing ranboos voice as well as he can!

[@vanillarosekitchen]

I’m still waiting for that blitz parody…

[@APouncingCat]

everyone from when this was released: *exists* everyone now: *OKAY, SIR WHERE'S THAT BLITZ PARODY?!*

[@JustVenus]

Guys can we actually make an Ranboo appreciation day tho? Ngl I want one 👀

[@lust650]

YESS

[@althelia8245]

yes just make sure it isnt on another important holiday cause someone did george appreciation day on indigenous day lol

[@JustVenus]

@@althelia8245 Oh oof- so what day guys?

[@alex-we5jf]

@@JustVenus November 16th?

[@JustVenus]

@@alex-we5jf Sure I’m up for that! Try to spread the word!

[@localsnek1139]

Ranboo: “you guys aren’t funny ;-;” Also ranboo: “I’m a baby, goO gOo ga gA-“ *chuckling*

[@lantern7201]

3:47 “Since atoms never touch and we’re made up of atoms, meaning that we have never touched anything. So no officer, i did not drop-kick that child-“

[@aubreym4705]

I am rewatching his old videos and I didn’t know that crumb was an og. That’s so cool. Also I find it so funny that he basically acts the same way with 100k followers that he does with millions /pos

[@sea_2381]

No one: People in live chat: *playing among us*

[@sbydkok]

I was one of them

[@jakaylamarvelous7014]

ayy thats mee

[@HeroDarkXx]

HAHAHAHA

[@HeroDarkXx]

nobody me : Come💃 on🕺 shake💃 your🕺 body 💃 do 🕺that 💃:conga🕺

[@sbydkok]

@@HeroDarkXx lets go 💃💃💃👏👏

[@felinefr13nd]

1:19 yeah sounds- just like techno- holy crap lmao

[@space__girl]

ranboo saying bruh sounds more like techno than techno sounds like techno

[@avamozafari4293]

@@space__girl IKR like,if a person asked me "who is the real technoblade?" I would get it wrong lol

[@nyx1439]

3:39 why tf is mark lee everywhere 😭✋ also binging ranboo's vids bc i'm bored 🤪 LMAO

[@i_love_cheese_]

2:04 i love that one

[@no_enerji]

We’re getting really close to that Ranboo cover.

[@jill5138]

Where is it?! I need it! Haha

[@brodyquest02]

all men do is lie

[@Ozloz]

99k as of today

[@bee_the_human5503]

it's 100k now💅🏻✨

[@Leowow222]

WE NEED HIM TI BE INFORMED NOW

[@allyy1214]

I love the "Techno shaky bruUhhHh" lmao

[@SM_Shade]

It reached the 75k likes mark. Give us our parody.

[@czpop6347]

ranboo is genuinely one of the funniest people ive seen

[@camtomayer7779]

See guys he’s not like techno, he sleeps!

[@maylin1333]

Nope it’s the opposite now 💅

[@yuzuu7054]

4:45 _still waiting for that blitz parody enderboy_

[@hi-lj8uu]

and to this day we still are

[@blammmed]

we should mass tweet

[@hi-lj8uu]

@@blammmed y e s but who shall volunteer

[@mineralwaitser6001]

there are 112k likes i am waiting 🧍

[@LyThecreator]

Still am

[@woafier]

Says while sounding like Let’s Game It Out their voice is just so similar 0.o

[@asuko-san7440]

this video is pure inspiration to use for funny animatic. I swear. THERES POTENTIAL

[@yruiz8223]

RANBOO BECOMEING CORPSE AT 3:32 LMAO

[@PillowWantsSleep]

I KNOW I WAS LIKE “WHAT”

[@Rui_Kamishiro143]

*Bubblez.*

[@LittleMissSmartAss]

@@Rui_Kamishiro143 *𝚋𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚣𝚣𝚜*

[@Mochapawss]

AUMM 😫😫😫

[@itzzonibunny5114]

bûëbbłéś.

[@seaweed135]

Bruh I was expecting like an hour not 11 ima head out but babes I be back

[@p7nk846]

dude thats what i thought (ò_ó｡)

[@audrey1709]

ME LMAO

[@reekid7541]

WEAK

[@maxine1913]

Its gonna be like 2 am for me when this starts lol

[@stupid3958]

you back yet?

[@koifishiidarwin9739]

Still waiting on that blitz cover king

[@rubyarand]

The possibility of these possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen.

[@peach8053]

2:40 who let this nct fan in LMAO

[@suneee_]

i dont know, but i am proud

[@toxicbublegum]

yes

[@milliel9066]

Idk but I found it so funny

[@nyangjungwon2269]

i was caught off guard

[@Doremifasol_sun]

We do love the mark reference

[@melissaadams9074]

"The possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen" - Mark Lee from NCT 127, 2019 (i think it was 2019)

[@shawdow_.-.3300]

Are u ok my dude

[@prinzenik]

It was 2019

[@Gloamyghost]

I was just gonna comment this lmao

[@spencer8844]

looking back if we asked him to say these today he absolutely would not

[@mitchchapman7520]

1:20 rip legend “ one can save millions but millions can’t save one”

[@FXXTRN]

Things we did while waiting for the tree man's video to start: -COUNTING ORPHANS (think the highest was 400) -🤝HOLDING HANDS 🤝 -RANBOO RELIGION -RANBOOxONION (don't ask cause I don't know either) -"join our among us game, code is : [insert code here]" - S A T I S F I E D

[@rhwi1996]

This was mostly my chains I started the holding hands and the ronions

[@rhwi1996]

Satisfied was beutiful

[@jakaylamarvelous7014]

dont the theropay

[@meowmdos]

dont forget the counting- we did a shit load of that-

[@arkanafkr]

i started the counting lol

[@Itstakito]

1:21 YOOOOO can we just acknowledge how good that was?

[@16rainisuthar15]

The blitz perody impression was soooo perfect... You sounded soo much like techno... amazing...

[@lorrainekellygonzales]

4:25 i just... love this part 4:28 oh gosh-

[@haleykuntz9136]

2:40 where my NCTzens at, Mark Lee at his finest

[@nikoladarga4159]

i was looking for you XD

[@haleykuntz9136]

@@nikoladarga4159 I get this notification and I got real scared until I saw what video it was under 😂

[@shadowchoi1204]

I saw it and that clip just played in my head immediately.

[@ryalace_]

I read this right as it happened

[@eryxikiru]

oh thank god i didn't have to scroll all the way down to find another nctzen😌✋

[@birdbeakanimations577]

4:48 we made it to 75k likes where is that blitz parody! 😂

[@user-vq9zr9kk7u]

The fitness gram pacer test should just be his voice then I might actually like it

[@J4s._.b33]

Why did he no joke sound like corpse when he said “bubbles” in a deep voice

[@way2lemony]

3:47 "So no, I did not drop-kick that child" I CAN'T-

[@enderalt]

well that meens that he didnt get hurt so this is fun

[@cupidstar101]

This was the video that introduced me to Ranboo. This somehow made me think "hey this guys kinda funny" and now i watch all of his streams.

[@_zpinka.9207]

The bubble sound like corpse!!!!! Holy cow.😁

[@borivalko2801]

2:40 the kpop and mcyt stans are living for this

[@milimeter3529]

I AM SO LATE TO THIS COMMENT BUT YES

[@hearts4leo668]

On the "possible" one I would've said "yeah that's possible"

[@norman.fing.rockwell]

ranboo: most of these just say peepee and poopoo, you guys arnt funny also ranboo: *laughs at im a baby googoogaagaa*

[@jackpatrick7083]

this has more then 75k likes he needs to do the blitz parody

[@wonderhoy4191]

When he reads the comments out, he literally sounds like a damn text to speech robot.

[@No-bg6hz]

3:35 nothing. just this. I’m in tears.

[@frystalyn_6960]

He sounds like the person in candy crush if you know what i mean

[@skeletonentertainment4201]

@@frystalyn_6960 out of everything you could compare it too

[@Fresther]

Ranboo: "Chicken wing, chicken wing" Me: "CORPSE?-"

[@willow_bee9307]

Corpse dat chu? XD

[@Ace-rr6ob]

"Ranboo deep voice doesnt exist, it cant hurt you" Ranboo deep voice: 3:34

[@claracml0309]

Ranboo: ignore the parkour Me: * literally watching the parkour *

[@alphonse6627]

No one: a The premiere chat: *Makes a cult*

[@pickleew4056]

Yessss hahahahhahss

[@phantomcloud_]

Lol

[@z6lda]

Lmao

[@epicfreakingguy4156]

“I am an enderman and I will slap your kid off this bridge Karen” Well, I guess that’s kind of true now

[@pluto.isgay7337]

Its sad i listen to this for comfort

[@meganmathias5919]

When you said bubbles I actually cackled

[@milowagner1667]

Ranboo: *"BUBBLES"* Me: "OH OK I SEE-"

[@alphonse6627]

Everyone in premiere: LET ME IN *LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN*

[@sage2849]

Still waiting for full blitz parody cover :')

[@spencer8844]

i want another one of these videos immediately

[@typicalfella]

If this dude do that blitz cover,I will literally trow my diamonds in lava

[@sevenkindasucks8528]

Imagin ranboo joining the dream smp and just copying everything techno says

[@fatinisrak5856]

Well you don't have to imagine that first part anymore

[@sevenkindasucks8528]

@@fatinisrak5856 this is epic

[@thoghtugs584]

This aged well

[@rarebonedisease6551]

_like wine✨_

[@pebbl715]

every time i see this comment, it has only aged better

[@peachymary2666]

losing my mind over these videos now that we're finally getting an upload after so long

[@Siliestgoose]

this is a work of art I had to screen shot some of them because I found them funny

[@akaiwastaken9638]

She when ranboo said “the fitness gram pasted test is” I realized I had an fitness gram.

[@joeybandit589]

RANBOO HAS TO RELEASE THE FULL BLITZ PARODY!!!

[@bird2532]

ranboo: you guys just aren’t funny a minute later: laughung

[@Katai.a08]

i dont know how to explain it but ranboos deep voice gives me comfort and severe anxiety

[@Eztli__Void]

"who is katherine???" my deadname: *slowly standing up* Me: oh katherine??? I think she died

[@KazKazKazooz]

Someone: Makes Ranboo say he is an enderman Me: *L O R E*

[@humanbeing1280]

the possibility of all those possibilities being possible, is just another possibility that could possibly happen -MARK LEE BRO WHAT

[@night7698]

2:55 YOU FINNALY AGREE WITH US AND YOU ARE OUR MEOW MEOW HAHAHAHHAA

[@tuxalfredo]

When hes tired he sounds just like the Geico narrarator.