Randall Park - Bullies & Diarrhea - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

Randall Park attended a talent show at the middle school where he was bullied, and it turned out even worse (and messier) than he ever imagined.
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[@cookingwildsu]

There's a guy in the audience not laughing at all, I think he was having flashbacks.

[@jayak8217]

😂😂😂

[@Enbious]

...I’m having flashbacks... ...and I’m on the toilet... ...laughing shitless...

[@angelgoddessvibes5364]

Awwwe... :( lol I saw him..

[@nickb2208]

That blonde guy with his head cocked too the right.

[@MrMutaiam]

He would be crying if it was a flashback 😂💔

[@MightyAmygdala]

"Its a philosophical question, really." I died of laughter

[@scottyi88]

should of went to the doorless stall at least the toilet would of worked and it would be rare for people to use the restroom during the talent show

[@Netherwolf6100]

I would have just went in the women's rest room.

[@Jobe-13]

Scott Yi Ikr. I would’ve used one of my shoes to to lodge the bathroom door shut and went into the stall without a door. Could’ve easily just gotten my business done real fast.

[@KEVMAN7987]

When you're fighting anxiety diarrhea, you can't trust a fart.

[@michaelrobson1627]

I love this!! hahahaha

[@misfitbrit1989]

Words to live by!

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

If you're feeling a little nasty down there, NEVER trust a fart. Not until you've reached the highest level of GI tract mastery. It's much safer to just sit on the toilet.

[@coltonturbville3851]

Truth

[@mithinie]

That's rule number 1

[@yzertqhbog6597]

I bet the janitors that night were just walked in and said "i quit" and left the damn building

[@ChainsGone2012]

Haaaaaaaaa.... So true

[@shelliupshaw3405]

I didn't sign up for this

[@ericalexander3816]

@@shelliupshaw3405 If you're the janitor then yea you definitely sign up for it.

[@23isgod]

Ive been through this situation as a janitor and i can honestly say 3 people quit before this was cleaned up

[@takafumiarisawa70]

​@@23isgod Absolutely, and this event can be classified as an accident and if you're one of the good ones you can't help but to feel a little empathy with the guy (desperate shit footprints always reminded me of Auschwitz' gas chamber scratches) but i'm sure you've witnessed the ones I call _"acts of the subhuman"_ . Like I was working with some new guy and we had to deal with the usual clogged toilets (we did like 4 or 5 that day) and someone took a massive dump in the soap dispenser (fucking beast, still haven't figured out how he did it). So this guy goes "welp at least we are done with men's bathrooms so women's will be a breeze. I just looked at him the same way one would look a son who was caught sticking stuff up in his butthole" The only thing I said to him was *_I hope you're comfortable around blood and having the way you look at women shattered_*

[@spaceghost5371]

The intros must be about 99% of this shows budget

[@ohf3594]

Yeah, I think they just like filming it and toying with the editing software.

[@nickb2208]

Ikr it's so pointless.

[@pantherjk9746]

@@nickb2208 I mean, it's a TV show it needs a intro

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

pantherjk it doesn’t need an intro that doesn’t relate and is unnecessarily elaborate and half the audience hates

[@aleksice-cream2545]

Now that you mention it... I think you're right

[@childofpersia1213]

It's cool that in the story he has to hide from a bunch of people, in his shame. And now he can share that experience with a new audience, who applauds and accepts him for it

[@postbunnie]

Right? Such a beautiful and deep transformation.

[@dafne_rdz]

exactly! amazing the transformation of his feelings 🤘

[@suemick8709]

Never trust a fart.

[@0dirty]

Sue Mick sage advice, especially after 35

[@suemick8709]

Never trust a fart no matter your age.

[@0dirty]

Sue Mick fair enough

[@Sonic742003]

Russel Peters?

[@Global00Vintage]

Fart or Shart: it’s a dangerous game.

[@ShavesInTheCaves]

I'm watching this on the toilet at home. I have never felt more secure in my entire life.

[@_MartinDahlin]

This was uncomfortable to watch.. but god damn this guy is brave to share a story like that

[@skuzzyj]

Yeah.... this is awful. Funny as hell, but dammit man.

[@childofpersia1213]

I appreciated his realness too. We all had awkward moments of growing up and being in school. So his story resonates with the audience.

[@juratchet]

Aw man I thought I've felt embarrassment before but holy shit, I don't think I could ever recover from that. Your pants filled to the brim with shit? Shit everywhere????? Sounds like a nightmare, but I really appreciate him telling this awkward story.

[@whitebewt9794]

I would've said that "He's full of shit 💩" but I think he was pretty empty after that!

[@shade9592]

He's a comedian... He literally got paid for this shit.

[@ralphryandelatorre6157]

best shit story ive heard. He paints the picture so vivid

[@DuBziDriFT]

pictures aren't the only thing he paints...

[@huuamai8151]

Ralph Ryan Dela Torre not as vivid as the wall he painted.

[@donvanwychen1314]

And the bathroom apparently!

[@bluwzrdisgreedy234]

Robert Schimmel's Go Lightly bit still gets me to this day. "I thought I had to sneeze and then I shit in my socks."

[@dakotaelms5129]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@iamsohea]

The way he describes every scene is very impressive. He paints such a vivid image with an excellent choice of words. “Squeegeeing the shit back in” and “Charlie Chaplin my way out” are the best lines!

[@joysymonds8419]

Whoever cleaned that bathroom probably quit 😂

[@taylorgoetz7604]

meff.

[@joysymonds8419]

@@taylorgoetz7604 meff ?

[@AA-vn3ru]

@@joysymonds8419 meff.

[@phrfolt]

7:17 That dude's face behind the girl in the first row is the most accurate reaction ever.

[@wccrispy]

You can also hear his very accurate and appropriate reaction.

[@confusedwhale]

You can actually see him gagging.

[@MrDoomedFaith]

dudes a friend of mine, I was at this taping too. he told me after the show that shit stories just get to him hahaha

[@hi1746]

MrDoomedFaith sure

[@MrDoomedFaith]

hi1746 don't know why that's so hard to believe, all I said was that I was at this comedy show with a friend. it's not like I'm claiming to have cured cancer. (I'm the guy in the bottom right of some of the shots with the big head, glasses, and large sideburns btw)

[@frglovr]

I hurt from laughing so hard. the tears...

[@grant2220]

tears of laughter

[@clarkparker4860]

You and me both

[@o0LoveLove0o]

FrogLover101 omg deadass, I'm dying the last part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@demitriafallscon2732]

Same 😂😂

[@nottrubyt]

I couldn't handle the stress of this

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

I've seen shit on bathroom walls before and I always wonder "how in the ****** does this happen?!" It's mildly comforting to hear that there's at least one possibility where it wasn't someone maliciously smearing poop on the walls to make a mess...

[@nikki2495]

underrated comment 😂

[@witchwildboy9028]

This is more like a horror story to me lol.

[@greysonkirkley9943]

Witchwild boy I was disgusted more then found funny

[@luisrenteria3890]

Hahahah right! Watching this made me so anxious. He told that story really vividly. This guy's a genius.

[@purplespray3768]

This was horrific

[@petitebaje]

I paused it at the 'hearing footsteps coming', and thought this exact thing lol

[@thagodwecreate5179]

imagine being that janitor

[@Calvviinn]

Haha damn R.I.P custodian

[@partykrew666]

Dude, for real

[@roottruthseeker]

fuck that i would resign

[@vickielawson3114]

I've had to do work like that in the past, and while it was never as bad as described here, I did have to clean up some heinous messes. People would spray the walls with shit. It was nasty.

[@BrookJolley]

It sounds like every women's bathroom I ever saw at a night club.

[@popeye697]

Brook Jolley yeah what's that about? you always expect the men's bathroom to be messed up, but somehow, unless the building costs tons of money to make, the ladies is so much worse. some of them look like a bomb hit em. female friends of mine especially complain about hospital bathrooms

[@devinbrown2517]

Takes big balls to tell this story lol.

[@bonibon6669]

Dude how can you bounce up from that? This is one of those memories that keeps me up at night on 3am

[@ndrewfits]

BoniBon 666 he bounced back like a tennis ball

[@Repudiate]

I had a similar story in middle school where I silently shat myself in the middle of class. Agonizing day. Long story short no one ”figured out” the smell but I think people knew. I think that helped me more than I realized. If even one person had mentioned it, it would’ve been traumatic.

[@rodneycargill8201]

@@ndrewfits 😂😂

[@nodataXXX]

I really want to give this dude a hug now... or at least some anti-diarrhea medication..

[@benjieabbas3322]

I didn't feel it as a joke. It still hurts. You're a strong guy, Randal, and you've gone a long way. Salute.

[@jish55]

Randall Park has one of those comforting voices, like no matter what, he just makes you feel at ease about everything.

[@TathD]

That was crazy. He made us relive his trauma.

[@Mr.Exzibit]

I literally cried from laugher like a little highschool girl. Holy shit I don't remember laughing so hard, I struggled so much to breath I laughed so hard. At one point I honestly thought I'd vomit from laughter, this was simply amazing.

[@bridgettecaldwell1871]

MrExzibit i love the variety here

[@msDanielp369]

but why

[@a.c.watson160]

Same!! While I was driving in a thunderstorm lol

[@someonelse9]

Haven’t laughed that hard in a minute, it was spiritual in itself cuz I couldn’t really breath from laughing so hard 😂

[@dave369_]

Same 😂😂

[@terminaldeity]

As a sufferer of IBS, I can relate.

[@ChickbewProductions]

terminaldeity Ulcerative Colitis and IBS here and i’m in high school and if this were to happen to me i wouldn’t take the bullying from anybody. When shit like this happens (haha) i have to stand up for myself. Nearly my whole school knows i take crazy shits and i have issues but back then i don’t think anybody would understand, i feel so bad and am so grateful that i live in today’s world and not then.

[@MrGot2film]

Crohn’s disease, it’s a shitty life No pun intended

[@ChickbewProductions]

@@MrGot2film haHA

[@SpinningSage]

Gut health is so important! Food can hurt or heal you depending on what you eat. Keep it natural, balanced, and organic.

[@christinamartinez7972]

Chinese medicine doctor can cure IBS and ulcerative colitis.

[@justinfrazier8358]

This is hands down the best 'this is not happening' I've seen so far

[@4houstontx]

the fact that he tried to hide had me laughing uncontrollably

[@GreeeenT]

i respect that he made it a funny story instead of a low point in his life.

[@TokyoRaider666]

Anyone with IBS can relate to this! I feel for you Randall!

[@Pvpro91]

This is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard, I could not breathe and my chest hurt from laughing so ridiculously hard!

[@je.suis.prisci]

Man, I felt the second hand embarrassment for him. This was real deep stuff to share. Glad he was bold enough to share this story.

[@luke_mckay]

This was genuinely one of the funniest stories I've seen on This Is Not Happening.

[@MastaTheGod]

The "I'm ok" killed me. Someone notify my family.

[@FreakinPeanuts]

I like him in Fresh Off The Boat. funny guy, funny show

[@kaos_likes_art9735]

Dude me 2

[@danielleary9533]

This story resonates with me because when was in college, the guy in the stall next to me overflowed the toilet and a stream of brown starts to slowly creep into my stall. I didn't even acknowledge it happened, the guy just said "oh no" and I pretended I wasn't there and got out as fast as I could

[@leonthesleepy]

Damn Randall Park is a really good storyteller. For real, i haven't been that engaged in a comedy stand up story since Louie C.K's stuff!

[@thisisjustmeranting2557]

I was thinking the same!! ☺️😁

[@Jobe-13]

Oh my God. This story was painful to watch and listen to. Hilarious, but so painful. 😂 We’ve all had nightmare childhood/adolescence experiences like this. 😂

[@littledragon2007]

When you can laugh at your worst nightmare, nothing can stop you from reaching your dream.

[@Hoganply]

Man, those school years. Explains why he's so much more humble and sweet than you'd expect from someone so handsome and confident.

[@JoshSitar]

I don't know what it is about shit stories but I was crying laughing at every line of this story. Funny as fuck!

[@princeaizen]

because everybody poops

[@wccrispy]

But don't nobody wanna talk about it.

[@chetrok1]

I fkn couldnt stop

[@tashieschimchim6791]

Josh Zook probably because everyone has ashit story

[@allanallan2171]

Probably one of the funniest stories ive heard in a while... I almost felt his pain. Its funny cause i was actually taking a shit while listening to this.

[@jronyjrony2340]

"My talent?....SHITTING EVERYWHERE!!"

[@haraecca8251]

God I feel so much secondhand embarrassment just listening to this. Randall is so brave for telling his story. I've been there before...TWICE

[@FelipeMatti]

Good narrative, not often guys go with catharsis and stuff like that in between jokes

[@What-go8ng]

Or between giant liquid shitstorms

[@ScreaminSavior]

This made me cringe, but I love Randall and kudos to him for sharing this. People gotta know this SHIT happens to everyone!

[@rwinters1301]

To everyone, yet "restrooms for customers only" still a thing in civilization in 2019. #HumanNeeds2020

[@rachellopez6626]

as someone who has food poisoning right now, I enjoy this

[@gunnysmack3163]

My secondhand embarrassment is way too strong for this story 😭😭😭 I blocked out watching this before and up until the middle of this story I internalized it and was convinced this was a dream I had. Even now I’m having to take breaks to remind myself this is a story and not something I am experiencing myself

[@qxpxqx]

This gave me the introduction feeling of a fucking panic attack. Good lord.

[@chrisbarton6626]

That bathroom got jimmy wooed

[@devilkicln]

Bruh, he punched Keanu Reeves in the face. Respect...

[@petitebaje]

and even wrote a song about it. Double respect...

[@Sunshine_Daydream222]

What! Why?!

[@osmanbilallee1094]

Sunny Deise it's from the movie always be my maybe.

[@Afrimusican]

And he ankle-chained Paul Rudd to his house

[@grangergreenback7152]

@@osmanbilallee1094 yeah, I wonder what his long time friend Ali Wong I wondered what she said about this

[@altinbey5831]

This guy is so brave to be telling the story props to him

[@slimischillin7753]

Who thinks he shat before telling this story?

[@demitrisolvinski]

during for sure

[@jackbotman]

Was thinking the same thing XD

[@cullenjones2815]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@hamfest3332]

before and after

[@jacobblackburn1379]

You ever feel a wave of anxiety so bad you curl up in the fetal position because of someone else's story???😂😂

[@Mr.MBarrett]

"It's funny when it's not happening to you." - Dave Chappelle 😂😂 Poor kid 😭😭

[@Born2beSPRA]

Dude panic attacks walked into that bathroom And asked if he was good That’s a brutal story

[@jakewatkins1116]

This might be one of my favorite ones just because the human element of this kind of situation is so relatable, just being in an embarrassing situation and wanting to get out.

[@annala2956]

That was horrifying! Poor kid! His comedy talent was born that day!

[@Animalluver784523488]

ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS EVER. Oh my gosh. What a trooper her is. My anxiety got so high watching this lol, Jesus Christ

[@firebro1778]

JIMMY WOO IS EVERYWHERE

[@MrSurfercano2]

This guy is such a good comedian and such a fantastic actor

[@mr.lostrythm7876]

I'm 4 years late to this video, and I honestly laughed so hard at this dude's story about experience with dirrahea!

[@adh921ify]

So proud of Jimmy

[@capricornreader2788]

As someone with IBS this is the most real nightmare omg

[@andrewjarvis2867]

It takes a lot to make me laugh at these videos, but I laughed so uncontrollably with tears in my eyes that my wife kicked me out of bed and made me go to the couch to sleep or until i could control myself. She even took a Benadryl to sleep tonight and I did my very best to stop laughing but I just couldn't. Holy shit that was hilarious. We have a mystery shitter at work and one day it literally looked like someone hurled a mixing bowl full of Duncan Hines all over the toilet and walls and his story was incredibly reminiscent of that experience.

[@christinahall3d]

Well, tonight I got to experience something new. Laughing so hard it hurts and throwing up at the same time. It was disgusting and cathartic and I thank you for that.

[@DailyPassenger]

Can't believe I sat through this entire skit.

[@spoonyquine1584]

"Daddy , what happened in here?" Lmao!

[@Opine_Divine]

Jeeeesus... Every part of me is overwhelmed with sympathy for this poor boy and I feel like marching in there to take care of him. (Probably because I have a son about that age...) That poor baby...

[@Lazarus_G]

Do you have DVDs for sale or something? I feel like I need to contribute to you in some way for living through that and getting to a point where you could tell that to a group of people.

[@AceDRoses]

Fresh of the boat tv series

[@bruhdude8094]

You're a fucking tool.

[@rwinters1301]

I have pancreatic insufficiency that makes this look like cake...I accept contributions. Thanks.

[@jasonluong3862]

All standup comedians were bullied in schools. Laughter is the best way to cope. Fortunately, some make a good living out of the pain.

[@coopdogg93]

Can confirm. Palms Middle School is that terrible, it haunts each alum in their own way

[@aaronhassett7649]

the toilets in my school were like Dehli. One time there was a shit all around the seat and ''haha'' on the wall. Written in shit.

[@DSD288]

Bro Jimmy W💫💫 is everywhere

[@averywellman534]

I've watched this so many times and still laugh uncontrollably. Randall is a fantastic actor and director (newly) but he needs to keep doing stand up - he's a natural.

[@meghanmonroe]

I have no gallbladder, and I felt this story in my soul.

[@bhlakbatosai]

Man standup comedy is like a great form of therapy for some of these performers because to me this story is straight up trauma.

[@matthias6318]

Im literally eating chili right now... but I knew what I was getting myself into

[@kennethglenn3613]

There's alot to unpack there.

[@tinaterlaje483]

Confucius says, *"Man who farts squirts, will have shitty time".* 💩🕑 Thank you for sharing this wonderfully detailed story. 😂

[@nickbanks1034]

I watched this while having diarrhea and it felt so vivid

[@Iatetoomuch]

This was the best one yet.

[@00survive]

Lmao!! 😂 This one was hilarious, but also really sad 😔 He's a great story teller and he has perfect teeth.

[@SilverSword6]

Honestly if I’d been that first guy to walk in I would have made a restroom out of order sign so fast for the poor soul stuck in that toilet.

[@rohsei1721]

this man is a survivor

[@areader8303]

kept waiting to hear the janitor walk in and him take the walk of shame with everyone watching...he got lucky there i suppose...hilarious story!

[@areader8303]

is everything ok in there?

[@bielsabas4407]

I'm disappointed no one bothered to tell anyone to help him out.

[@michaelkirkronquillo350]

weeewh, It's like I was there watching the whole thing

[@AquaStarDolphin]

He’s not Randall, he’s Jim. He’s been working at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years. Weird joke Ari.

[@mitchwood6671]

Post michael era office, ew foh with that

[@bangasou12]

I'm so glad I never had an experience like this

[@Darkmatter105]

This was one of the most hilarious stories on this show. I had to stop the video at one point to catch my breath. His middle school experience sounded exactly like mine, just replace asian with white lol. I HATED middle school. Constant torture.

[@H4399]

It's Asian Jim Halpert!

[@ChainsGone2012]

Dammit, I new I recognized him from somewhere!!!

[@LeeLee-pk4ss]

this is the best story, some comics tell stories and later you want to retell it to a friend but it always falls flat BUT this story is gold I'm telling to to my husband and he is cracking up so hard. We've all been in this position at some point in our lives..... maybe no this extreme but near enough to truly relate

[@everwhat013]

omg i'm literally in tears. that's was hilarious. these are the funniest little stories.

[@KingKems]

Lmfao! Wow. Ive had friends who went to Palms (I was in Culver City Middle) and I'm pretty sure I've used that same bathroom. Hahaha omg.

[@jgdudun]

KingKems I went to Culver Middle too! Also went past Palms all the time.

[@ReaperPLUR]

I wasn't sure he was talking about that palms! The one across from that Lil game store, used to play there as a kid

[@travettecastaneda4579]

I went to Orville Wright and had friends at Palms...small world

[@Fayanora]

Oh you poor, poor man. I'd hug you, but... You know.

[@johnneves3242]

JIMMYY WOOOOOOO 💫💫💫 💫

[@e.a.3137]

Great setup, description, delivery!

[@joyciecat420]

Literally had me so weak on the floor. Hilarious guy

[@mosttriumphantvideos]

This is the up there w best online content Comedy Central uploads

[@atlmprof1]

This was a great story! Thanks for sharing.