Random, Awesome Simpsons Clips Vol 4

[@redsoxfan88]

One of my favorite running gags was the different “file photo” every time Homer was featured on tv.

[@Vigilante311]

I loved the one with him and the birthday cake

[@kisbie]

“Shown here with his tongue stuck to a lamppost.”

[@JesusTapdancingChristOnaCross]

The dozens of cigarettes in his mouth

[@mustangthings]

“I told him that photo would come back to haunt him”

[@camelopardalis84]

@@mustangthings "... but he is not a porn star!"

[@67L48]

"It's a perfectly cromulent word" is some of the best writing ever.

[@michaelneuman4851]

Would you say it's cromulent writing?

[@67L48]

@@michaelneuman4851 Absolutely not. It’s brilliant writing.

[@tonalambiguity3345]

@@67L48 hahahaha

[@Lord-Gazimus]

It enbiggens our dictionaries.

[@davidk7212]

Because of the popularity of this episode, cromulent and embiggen are actually considered real words now.

[@stephenboulton8453]

A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the bible. Their destination, New Sodom. What a criminally underrated line.

[@tantareanuion1683]

the land cow was amazing can we believe that such beasts existed?

[@calivali2876]

Can you explain for those of us uninformed?

[@tskinner01oh17]

The deal with this is that colonists during that time were leaving England to get back to the scripture of the bible. They were called puritans and the Simpsons is connecting them misinterpreting a scripture to Sodom and Gamorrah from the bible that were destroyed because of their sin.

[@SexeyEllyx0]

yeah can you explain it i never understood it

[@Yewtewba]

@@SexeyEllyx0 they probably thought the story of Sodom and Gomorrah from the bible sounded good; they were 2 cities destroyed for being wicked. Sodom is where the term "sodomy" (anal sex) comes from. I presume they travelled in order to be allowed to $@#& each other in the ass. Edit: apparently they're still trying to get rid of the last of the anti sodomy laws in Maryland to this day.

[@pokcmxwqjdcfissis]

Twenty seven years later and I STILL want to see Luann's drawing of dignity.

[@deadmeatjb]

Imagine admitting you spent 27 years not knowing what dignity looks like

[@pokcmxwqjdcfissis]

@@deadmeatjb 🙂

[@futuza]

​@@deadmeatjb HA

[@crushcity3034]

​@@deadmeatjb he should ask the cat

[@omarashraf1706]

@@deadmeatjb And what does it look like meat head?

[@colorfast11am19]

"Yeah, they'll do that" is something my friends and I would quote to each other all the time

[@MerlynMusicman]

See, I'm picturing Robot Devil with Fry's hands... :D

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

I always crack up at Lovejoy's overreaction to Marge's admission at 2:00, as if he's just been lured into a vile trap.

[@earlthehoodedsweater]

😂😂😂

[@stevedonaghey6436]

It’s from The Exorcist

[@johnbuoy1401]

@@stevedonaghey6436do you know there is no news channel, no documentary series anything like as informative as the comments section on KZbin. Thanks man

[@jupiter0jupiter]

@@stevedonaghey6436 is it a reference to somethign in the exorcist? that's so funny, there's so many instances in the simpsons where i didn't realize it was a reference to something until i happen to see the source material 😂

[@DavidVerbout]

"I used to dream about naked....Marge."

[@petew5399]

"Kirk, you're spitting" is low key amazing. such a great delivery

[@Liam123-r8o]

Agree😂

[@aceofdatabase]

The written quote alone sends me lol

[@jeffreygunn3150]

I love how this show lampoons those old “educational” videos and film strips we had to watch in school.

[@RollerCoasterLineProductions]

And the projector broke, the bulb broke or the film tore and had to be taped

[@stevencramsie9172]

That warbly audio was absolutely perfect. It’s all in the details

[@alexG106]

"Embiggens? Hmm. I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield." "I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word."

[@alc4937]

I’ve worked hard to embiggen my daily conversations with both these cromulent words.

[@tomryan4556]

@@alc4937 😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Edna Crabapple would totally get it.

[@arcanondrum6543]

"promulent" it also doesn't exist.

[@Umlaut95]

“Up and at them!” 🤣 that episode is my absolute favorite “real acid?”. Along with Hurricane Nedy 😂

[@InPursuitOfCuriosity]

It's always the "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain!" that gets me. Such an incredibly clever and humorous joke,

[@sidvyas8549]

I absolutely lose it at that

[@brianc3761]

I sure hope medical science can help him with his pain

[@greywolf7577]

Pain has a purpose. It keeps you from damaging yourself.

[@CatherineMac93]

“Just make up any excuse!” “She’s in the can go away!” 😂

[@alexshank1414]

Moe during a riot against science “I’m paralyzed. I just hope medical science can cure me.” Oh, intentional irony😂

[@philipposkasotis8658]

It appears that medical science worked wonders. He is in the VERY NEXT SCENE smashing and running

[@alexshank1414]

@@philipposkasotis8658 Hallelujah! It(science or religion) worked!

[@rhyslister2754]

Which episode is that from? X

[@redacted2275]

Obvious comment is obvious.

[@davidgulik5556]

Reddit moment

[@Cam-pg4wl]

Bart's reaction when he sees it's Flanders singing.

[@krisfrederick5001]

Just like Sideshow Bob VS. the rakes on the ground

[@jeffreythames4307]

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

[@Derriayers]

I know 😂😂❤😂😂😂❤❤

[@erroneous6947]

The monorail episode is one of my favorite non-Halloween episodes.

[@stevejohnson1577]

Conan O’Brien episode at that!😊

[@Doxsein]

It's arguably considered the best episode in the entire series so u have good taste

[@Super-Suchi]

Monorail and last exit to Springfield are my two favorite episodes. Both are just perfect episodes to me

[@monke6776]

@@Doxsein I hate the monorail episode It’s bad and not funny

[@MrMuel1205]

"It's some sort of land cow!" Perfect.

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

Right? As opposed to what other sort of cow? A similar non-sequitur was repeated in Futurama S02E16 "The Deep South": Scene: *Main character Philip J. Fry and the space crew have been trapped in the deep ocean. Fry meets a mermaid, Umbriel, and they begin to fall for each other:* _Fry:_ You know what I like best about you, Umbriel? You find me fascinating even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer. _Umbriel:_ Lions? There are sealions on the land? _Fry:_ Yup. We call them land-sealions ... I tame them!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Land cow? So modern feminists? 😂

[@mastersoftoday]

@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 yikes dude

[@664chrisman]

Barney coming out of nowhere with the tranquilizer dart in his arm, some 30 feet to the right of the bear, was hilarious. Good shooting, Chief.

[@davidgulik5556]

It's the left

[@jacklow9611]

@@davidgulik5556: To OUR left, but it was to the right of the bear, so OP was correct.

[@jacklow9611]

Chief Wiggum always had poor aim. It was a running joke on the program.

[@davidgulik5556]

@@jacklow9611 How would it even be on-screen if it was to my left?

[@jacklow9611]

@@davidgulik5556: Tell me you don't know your left hand from your right hand, without telling me you don't know left from right.

[@Cadence733]

Millhouse 'These aren't real X-rays are they?' Director 'Er, we'll look into that. X-ray machine to full power and..action!'

[@carston855]

I love the chaos music when the whole town loses their minds and starts smashing things or when homer is dreaming about being an ape. Someone should make a compilation of all those scenes.

[@jjmarr7130]

I love the amount of effort that went into the Springfield show to make it look bad. The bison is animated as if it's an inanimate object being moved by other people, and it cuts to stock footage of a man "actually" riding a bison which you can tell because the guy in the stock footage doesn't have a mustache.

[@geckokid8265]

And the boom pole being in shot

[@alc4937]

In the words of Rainier Wolfcastle: That’s the joke.

[@Aligartornator13]

It's some sort of land cow!

[@iwantlee9510]

@@alc4937 yep

[@williamwilson6499]

What would we do without you, Captain Obvious!

[@davidstud3952]

Never realized how on point Lovejoy's bible quote is: Homer builds his new faith on his crazy dream which is not reliable enough to have such a big implication to his life

[@Spanner249]

Lovejoy was a capable pastor

[@jimreily7538]

And you remember Matthew 21:17 !

[@SamuelBlack84]

If it fits and doesn't hurt anyone then why not?

[@WEBBER_]

How they just drag Milhouse stunt double is hilarious.

[@MeidoVegeta]

"Careful smithers that sponge has corners"

[@Nomad-qm3zf]

Homer's fantasies about women almost exclusively involving yard work is one of my favorite gags

[@SamuelBlack84]

Whatever turms you on

[@familydog]

Based

[@Super-Suchi]

I also love the similar joke when Homer hints at the fun things you can do in bed and it shows him imagining himself sensually eating a sub sandwich in bed.

[@baxtronx5972]

2 guys pushing the buffalo with Troy McClure sitting on it. 🤣😂

[@clintonbungart4415]

0:55 without a doubt one of the most clever underrated Simpsons jokes

[@Poet482]

The final joke is among my coveted top 3 in the entire show. Aimless and meandering, but with a clear comedic effect. Perfect.

[@Goremize]

Yeah they'll do that. Oh man.... I miss comedy like this

[@pc4mlc451]

Russian Homer is way too funny 😂

[@familygash7500]

"I told him that photo would come back to haunt him."

[@KirstyLoomams]

'I usually dream about naked...Marge' 😂😂

[@xandercage2388]

Mmmmmm

[@pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241]

7:45 anyone notice Ralph was always dumber after this?

[@gatienlaurol5793]

Yeah those tar fumes will do that.

[@andyghkfilm2287]

2:51 “A LARGE BEAR-LIKE ANIMAL… MOST LIKELY A _BEAR,_ HAS WANDERED DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS IN SEARCH OF FOOD, OR PERHAPS EMPLOYMENT”

[@jf_kein_k8590]

6:16 Someone filtered out the tinnitus in that scene to know what Marge actually says there.

[@adami9769]

Its something like "make sure Bart doesn't pick up the bands attitude towards alcohol, or drugs, or women or anything they think"

[@kisbie]

Marge’s line had been on the Internet - including in the KZbin comments - for years before that guy came along and claimed to have invented the electric hammer.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Reminds me of what I heard after my first rock concert 😂

[@d0ntreply]

4:58 that file photo of homer always kills me LOL.

[@Valentine404]

Congratulations Bart, you just discovered a comet...Noooooooo😂 Barts Comet is a great episode.

[@andresreyes8898]

The dignity/Pictionary scene always makes me laugh and makes me also wonder what Lou Anne drew.

[@kev3d]

It took me 30 years, but I just now realized Milhouse's stunt double was also the Krusty Burglar.

[@albertsaffron7582]

The compliment scene was amazing and I loved every second of it

[@meyague]

it's super sweet

[@camelopardalis84]

4:28 The way Homer and Bart are just hanging there. Lying in the grass on a hill.

[@OnTheRingApron]

8:46 - Moe gets paralyzed by the mammoth tusk, but then is clearly running into the laboratory 8 seconds later XD

[@greywolf7577]

It's a Simpsons plot hole.

[@Maxplosives]

Medical science cured him.

[@balrog322]

The tranquilizer needs several seconds to take affect on Barney, but it knocks the bear out instantaneously.😆

[@krisfrederick5001]

"You want me to show this to the cat? And have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cats gonna get it. It's DIGNITY! Don't you know DIGNITY when you see it?!" AND that's how you end up sleeping in a racing car and not in a big bed with your wife. 🤣

[@chondrinenigma]

That's what a stint at Gudger College will do to a man.

[@jimreily7538]

He was a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[@nikolacasule]

“Sweet dreams, Smokey”

[@moxgirl5]

"And you remember Matthew 21 17?" "And he left them and went out of the city into Bethany and he lodged there?" "Yeah... think about it" xD Homer's face in this clip always gets me lol

[@Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7]

@2:43 kudos to Lovejoy...that's actually what Matthew 21:17 says. I rather expected the writers to just make up some bible sounding nonsense.

[@matthewlane518]

The spinal taps lol

[@Liam123-r8o]

3:35 Love that milhouse has absolutely no fun making that film😂

[@thegoat5141]

"THAT WAS PERFECT! Let's do it again!" 🤣And the director not listening to anything he's saying

[@Liam123-r8o]

@@thegoat5141 😂

[@byHexted]

They make it so hard to feel bad for kirt lmao

[@shawnhuk]

The comment sections in these Simpsons clip videos is renewing my hope in humanity.

[@carcar97]

Flanders singing 😭

[@SanchoPanza-wg5xf]

That _was_ deeply disturbing. Bart went in with the full expectation of seeing his 8-year-old best girl singing like an angel from heaven, then was chagrined to realized that her _father_ was actually the one singing in angelic soprano.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

No Flanders was singing not Lovejoy

[@OJ9992]

Grandpa thinking Maggie is Death 😂😂

[@Retro_Red]

Considering Who Shot Mr. Burns, not too far off.

[@Liam123-r8o]

5:13. How cute homer is singing😊

[@BOMBBSQUADD]

The robot on fire is ridiculously funny to me lmao

[@americangrillnyc1495]

"...mono means one, and rail means rail..."😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@robertchavez4526]

"That concludes our intensive three week course "

[@byHexted]

That scream “MILHOUSE!” At 3:28 is like the most realistic horrified scream I’ve heard Bart do 😭

[@MortalAnonymous]

It was great when he used to actually care about him.

[@ilcorvo9559]

The Jessica/Smithers choir bit is still hilarious to this days.

[@zaxapitsa]

6:28 best scene ever

[@Liam123-r8o]

0:30. Love the three noooos😂

[@TheresOnly1Stef]

0:07 classic highlight from my childhood lol, I used to do that almost daily as a kid 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@halfbakedchannel6065]

I haven't seen some of these clips since i watched them as reruns on my dad's taped VHS's, including updates on the OJ Simpson trial

[@vivianmacbluff5285]

"PREZ SEZ" I love how the awful grammar and blatant misspelling is like an extra middle finger for Skinner... X'D

[@ricardonb6375]

Did Clinton even do anything with the United States' education?

[@icegiant1000]

I like Homer's description of God: "Perfect teeth, nice smell, class act all the way." If I ever get to heaven and i'm walking with god, and he smells good, he is gonna get mad because im going to giggle just a little bit, thinking "He does smell good!".

[@jaycielle]

Nah he won't be mad, he'll get it

[@SB-xe3pj]

I love that God has five fingers

[@EaglesNest1986]

Well you want make sure you do get there as the alternative is also eternal.

[@Desaved]

Can't believe The Simpsons finally decided to let a few clips live on the Internet without suing everyone! The last decade they made a show that was worth watching was in the 90s!

[@familygash7500]

02:17 When I first heard this I thought that he said: 'naked *Bart'.* I didn't realise that Dark Simpsons was canon.

[@BoneMachine1443]

gotta admire the people of Springfield's willingness to turn into a mob with flaming torches at a moment's notice

[@Pimsleurable]

4:37 And Rail spelled backwards is Liar.

[@kingdonut6675]

4:17 I can’t believe that this guy would possibly use a real x-ray machine. Not because he cares about the actors but that it’s not cost effective.

[@kingdonut6675]

8:50 Being paralyzed in your universe means nothing Moe.

[@onceonly1111]

9:51 reminds me of when a photo of Hideo Kojima was used in some European news broadcast as the picture of the guy who assassinated Shinzo Abe, because he was wearing a hat with a communist star, and the killer apparently had ties to far left extremism.

[@mrromero1297]

“New Sodom” is crazy! I’m 43 just now catching that joke after 30 years. 🤣🤣🤣 1:01

[@georgeh5075]

I love that embiggen is a real word now because of the Simpsons

[@CrazyBrick30]

Which Simpson?

[@jokedejojo]

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

[@jane1975]

@georgeh5075: It is a real word, it was first coined here in the UK in 1884.

[@meyague]

​@@jane1975we don't care

[@asdfghjkl3669]

Lol​@@meyague

[@Lord-Gazimus]

"Rumpy doppelganger!"

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I think that's the name of an adult film star

[@zzmcno1]

Being a writer for classic simpsons must have been such a fun job

[@-James-A]

You've embiggened me with this cromulent video.

[@Devol101]

Lyle Lanley had a plan to get to Tahiti long before Dutch ever did

[@krishanuA]

6:20 Clearly Homer has neen to a lot of Motorhead gigs ❤ #HailLemmy

[@Izzyduude]

3:33 Milhouses life perfectly arranged. 😂

[@Nikz0091]

“Oh Marge I have been to thousands of heavy metal converts and they never hurt me” 😂

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Ah, I remember my first heavy metal conversion. It’s kinda like a baptism, but louder. And there was slightly more goat blood.

[@kgisabeast]

The scene of milhouse with the x ray gets me everytime 😂

[@Best..YT..Music..Playlists]

"i hope the spinal taps dont play too loud."

[@MrJuninho11]

6:16 as someone living with tinnitus now, this joke hits different now

[@YaelHerrera-is2ro]

0:29 no. 0:33 No! 0:38 NO!!!!

[@BiffJackson-o4i]

A show that is absolutely stupid but with brief periods of funniness.

[@IanFindley]

The tinnitus bit always gets me

[@shawnhuk]

5:11 Dear god! What an over done reaction! Lol. I could image the illustrators back then “here boss, how’s this for confused?” “NO! It needs MORE confused… MORE!!”

[@meyague]

it's not overdone

[@Meltedcheese567]

My rumpy doppelganger 😄😄

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I'm sure there's an adult film star named that

[@RM-ti8nf]

Haha good clips 😄

[@pdruiz2005]

At 8:31. Not gonna lie, with the very nasty war against science and scientists being waged by the social media mobs nowadays, "The Simpsons" definitely got this bit right about how moronic Americans can get. Love that this show was so prophetic about so many things inherent in American society. LOL.

[@kapurants]

That tends to happen when the scientific community forces people to beleive things that turn out false.

[@SamuelBlack84]

It's no surprise in a country of bible thumpers

[@scottcorkery7863]

The Van Houtens' divorce episode...in my Top 10 alltime❤❤❤❤

[@aelechko]

We didn't all go to Gudger College 😂

[@HSimon1981]

Book em Lou one count of being a bear and one count of being an accessory to being a bear

[@robertdog]

5:03 I like how Channel 6 News has an endless supply of Homer Simpson photos and video clips.

[@terryechoes3192]

I wonder why Gentle Ben is the only violent bear in Springfield. I guess there was that one that mauled Homer a little bit. I wonder if it was the same bear.

[@lionelhutz5137]

Ben didn't get aggressive until they tried to get between him and the catering table

[@jimreily7538]

6:25 "I hear you !" I use the old "I hear you" line whenever I'm paying attention or whenever I couldn't hear what someone said. It actually works pretty well !

[@richardcochrane1966]

When Homer's voice breaks mid-word....

[@txnmia8613]

The misdirection at 6:43 is made better with Marge's stray hairs and exhausted face

[@BOG0690]

"WHY? WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?!"

[@dsplodge86]

“Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?”

[@michaelwray1034]

This is a perfectly cromulent video

[@harleyhunt6073]

Ned having a remarkable singing voice is another way he gets one over Homer, given Homer losing his great voice.

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

"Stupid sexy Flanders:".

[@ikelee]

As an adult I am always tempted to press all the elevator buttons at work but I always just send it back to the main level.

[@lovetolovefairytales]

"Sweet dreams, Smokey." 😂