Random Golden Girls Compilation Part One

A collection of random clips left on the cutting room floor after my last Golden Girls homage.
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[@spomusmo2349]

Blanche could turn anything sexual, Rose could make anything sound stupid, Dorothy was the best at sarcasm and Sophia was just the insulting Queen 😂😂😂

[@caitydid86]

Leave it Blanche to be more concerned about the fact that her obituary states she is 68 rather than the fact people are claiming she's dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kribyy7784]

@Kefou Kefak *Self centered

[@jrjr648]

68… and dead

[@pashav.8597]

"and dead, don't forget dead"

[@RazvanMihai88]

@Logia SD Rose is the idiot, Blanche is vain.

[@harlequinking5217]

Blanche: Can you believe that...? 68...? Dorothy: and dead... 😂😂😂

[@isaiahharrell4159]

"Why does she keep forgetting dead?" 😂😂😂

[@littleshyboy6010]

"..they said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the towns dumbest virgin. I dont know why I raised my hand." 😂😂😂😂

[@ladyyuna2000]

Rose Nylund was my favorite character on The Golden Girls and of course Sophia Petrillo

[@Editorknowsbest]

That was my favorite St. Olaf story!

[@lauraluffman6177]

@@ladyyuna2000 Rose was my favorite too 😂

[@loodiamexican]

Dorothy the Blanche whisperer.

[@jrjr648]

Picture it

[@starpupilz]

"they're almost as far off on your age as you are!"

[@Kenneth_villanueva27]

68.. AND DEAD why does she keeps forgetting dead-- in frustration 😂😂😭😭

[@inkheart151]

That would be me

[@aerorobnz]

"Stan, pick up the TV on your way out" 🤣

[@MissLilRedRooster]

"Why do I feel the need to bathe?" 💀

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

It's the way Dorothy says it, that nuance and expression, she's peerless, such a great actress truly.

[@lisawilhelm8837]

Its not bathe, it's why do I feel the need to hey (like at the moon)

[@cragerzz]

"Seven lonely me.... livin in the woods needin a woooomun!"

[@bananatiergod]

2:01 Fun fact: The shorter officer is Bea Arthur's real-life son.

[@1983jooj]

Great fun fact👍🏽 I had no idea

[@Celisar1]

Insert badass-funny-wierd name here! Thanks for pointing this out! And a bit funny to realize that his mother was taller than him.

[@bananatiergod]

@@Celisar1 Beatrice was very tall in general so it's understandable XD

[@kenhollis6197]

@@Celisar1 She adopted him.

[@Celisar1]

Ken Hollis Thanks, I didn’t know that.

[@geraldwarren6438]

"Only once, the time I said it was good for me too!" Lol!!!!!

[@inkheart151]

“And you said she didn’t have a sense of humor.”

[@NikPub]

I love Blanche's take on Snow White

[@disoriented1]

Blanche.."I wonder if you can collect Social Security at 49...50..?" Dorothy in reply.."What is that, Blanche, the address of the Social Security building??!"..LOL!

[@MissCarmenGrant]

Which episode do these lines come from?

[@funnybones2677]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skaig567]

I’m 25 but grew up watching golden girls throughout my teen years 😂💖 best times watching this

[@funnycreep]

Sky Reigns I’m 25 too I think I started it at like 19. It was on tv every night when I would come home and I’d watch it to fall asleep. Ever since then I’ve been hooked

[@mariaantunez3746]

The Golden Girls, all reruns unforgettable, loaded with fun and magnificent comedians! I never ever get tired of watching them♥️🤗

[@DragonHeir92]

“Oh? Well I’m just the opposite I love a tight man...” ... “Rose, when did you get in?”

[@alysononoahu8702]

Absolutely brilliant

[@MissCarmenGrant]

“Oh no! Tight with money!” “Oh tight with money? Dump him.” 😂😂

[@TheFlair4thedramatic]

To think that Betty White was originally asked to play Blanche...

[@kaorujustice2590]

“Officers, shoot this people!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead LMFAO

[@YorkshireNutte]

"We can only shoot looters!" "Stan, pick up the TV on your way out."

[@kenhollis6197]

Why is it no one can spell "these" anymore?

[@inkheart151]

@@YorkshireNutte It took me YEARS to understand the joke behind that!

[@finauvuli9340]

Honestly 🤣🤣💀💀

[@jrjr648]

I wanted him to pick up the TV

[@madmuziq]

0:08 Wow. That dress is perfect on Blanche 😍❤

[@rexcorvorum4262]

I died at 5:29, then he said “let him be surprised” and the undertaker was at my bedroom door

[@dongskijyu8583]

The golden girls sitcom is timeless

[@eliranpinhasov5940]

I grew up in Israel on the golden girls. Jojo..its great too see the latest young generation like u exposed and loving the show🤗😉♥️

[@1983jooj]

Eliran Pinhasov someone gave it to me six years ago and said I had to watch it. I binged the entire series over a week. I couldn’t stop. I’m addicted now.

[@RK-ep8qy]

Eliran fuck yeah I don't know how I ran into this show but I'm 18 now and been a fan for nearly 2 years. I know I'll be a fan for life because I love these women .

[@super7sevenup26]

Love them all..the 4 of them...they each have their own special way making people laugh....💙💙🥰🥰😍😍

[@liapaulageduspan256]

Honestly Gloria making love with stan in Dorothy's bed is just disrespectful on every level :) Hated that episode, everyone was super mean to Dorothy all throughout and she was still the one who apologized in the end. Like wth.

[@desertrose1226]

Everyone’s always mean to Dorothy. Poor Dorothy no wonder she has to be a tough bitch sometimes! I love her she is so funny!

[@ToniaAlex13]

Same, hated it so much that when I started watching the episode and came on that one I barely could finish it. Also I took about a weeks break to try and forget about it. I don't ever want to see back that episode

[@ghdodo]

​@@ToniaAlex13Same here. It was despicable.

[@armanewt5167]

Can’t believe how hilarious this show still is!!

[@Blitzy279]

I never thought like this about the story of Snow White. And if you stay and think of it, the dwarfs are just the same rich like the prince. And in diamonds! Oh, Snow, I think u make a mistake darling...

[@amandajohnson3531]

Bea Arthur's character in Maude had a very different outlook on that story.

[@qarahiyo]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs sound like a porn movie

[@serena3673]

@@qarahiyo 😁😁😁 if it came out now it would definitely reflect that.

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers sounds like a porno.

[@kaylajames9334]

Amanda Johnson I must know more. Do you have a link to that?

[@P1995.]

In some primitive societies they leave their elderly out in a field for large birds to feed on 😂😂😂

[@soyjacobo]

Paolo Lucia I always loved it when Dorothy would threaten Sophia. They had such a hilarious mother-daughter relationship. 🤣😅

[@inkheart151]

Dorothy: "Now where do we draw the line?" Sophia: "Right before the large bird thing!"

[@rosycandyhaven]

@@soyjacobo Shady Pines Ma

[@toddbeaton1512]

the golden girls are so amazing

[@mehulbhati7705]

Stan: so what you have never lied? Dorothy: only once stan when I told u, it was good for me too Me: BBBBBUUUURRRRNNNNN😂😂😝😝

[@geraldwarren6438]

Only Blanche can make "Snow White" seem R-rated! Lol!!!!!

[@anselmareich3549]

Oh man, that sounds like you have never read the Grimms' version of Snow White. The original tale is really messed up. 😂

[@geraldwarren6438]

@@anselmareich3549 Anselma No I've never read the version you're talking about. Sounds interesting!

[@desertrose1226]

@@anselmareich3549 yeah it sure is. Prince Charming is a pervert he’s 35 while Snow is like 14 or some ridiculous age

[@rosycandyhaven]

7 lonely men, living in the woods needin a woman.

[@JacobLink350]

3:05 Blanche: 68?! Dorothy: And dead! Don’t forget dead. 3:20 Blanche: 68! Dorothy: And dead. 3:38 Blanche: 68! Dorothy: And dead. Why does she keep forgetting “dead”??

[@stanwalkerlover23]

I’m kind of feel sorry for Blanche not because she’s self -cantered but because she’s a lot more insecure than others , specifically about things like her age .

[@alysononoahu8702]

I agree, and her looks etc

[@desertrose1226]

I am Blanche unfortunately.. not the men thing or the sleeping around, but I’m insecure about my age too since turning 35.

[@stanwalkerlover23]

@@desertrose1226 I don’t usually give unsolicited advice , Because I don’t know your story . But just don’t think of it as getting older, think of it is becoming wiser, well all I’m trying to say is just shift your perspective . It’s easy to get lost when you think about age and what it means

[@rosycandyhaven]

@@desertrose1226 Think of it as becoming better.

[@theresaholguin699]

I never got to watch the show when it was on back then. l worked nights. I got caught up on all of the shows on cable tv. Thank goodness for cable tv. This was a fantastic show

[@marycanary86]

blanche is ho goals

[@moonbabyxo]

68.. *AND DEAD* why does she keep forgetting dead 😂😭

[@luxvella1598]

Dorothy: You misjudged me. *slams the door* Me, dead. 🤣

[@lauraluffman6177]

Why do I feel the need to bathe lmao 😁

[@myles-spikewebby8519]

My fave part is "And dead, don't forget dead!" Gotta love Dorothy!

[@daniellelawman9724]

Sleeping with your sister's ex is one thing but to do it in HER house and in HER own bed is fucked up on so many levels. Dorothy's sister and ex clearly have no respect for her whatsoever. I would have cut them both out of my life

[@alondrita3107]

0:02 lol, the powerpuff girls.

[@dalriadajohannsen]

Nice edit 👍🏼 Hilarious as always 🤣🌹

[@tanq_mchunu695]

7 lonely men 😂😂😂😂

[@ChiTengoku]

Great video! I’m just sad you didn’t put in the rest of that last clip. Blanche’s deadpan, “Dump him,” is hilarious! The stark contrast from her past reaction is just too perfect.

[@1983jooj]

Juliana Hall honestly, the clip was like that. I must have had an intention for the clip, cut it too short, never used it and now that’s what’s left. I hear you though.

[@alysononoahu8702]

🎵Blaa-aanche company🎵

[@queen.kristal8395]

Lol Blanche is something else for her age she act like she is 25.all that men dreams and fantasies should be over at her age

[@desertrose1226]

Why? She’s 50 not dead. You 20 somethings are really arrogant these days you think you’ll never grow older.

[@queen.kristal8395]

@@desertrose1226 well when your 50 u should know more about men

[@theycallmemail]

Accidentally has this and 2X I recommend it

[@shay2spritedwomansmith528]

To relax 😂😂😂

[@kamya7104]

SEVEN LONELY MEN 😂😂😂😂😂🌚

[@argumedo12]

68... And dead.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielpatten6939]

3:11 What the hell is a birthday wax?!? 😂

[@red0421]

I'm guessing it involves being naked and hot wax. Sounds painful.

[@devynodyssey7734]

Birthday whacks. Slaps on her butt.

[@alysononoahu8702]

You crawl through their legs and everyone paddles you as you go through the line

[@gabrielpatten6939]

@@alysononoahu8702 yeah, when someone replied with "birthday whacks" instead of wax, it clicked lol

[@dingodalton2622]

Ma is to be fed twice a day…..

[@EphemeralProductions]

This is so funneh! You did a good job on this one sir! :).

[@Blackwoman12345]

Those Cops They are Bea Arthur Real Life Sons

[@atlvia8338]

everytime I would go to my great grandma house she would be watching golden girls

[@desertrose1226]

I kind of hate Stan …anyone else!? He’s so disrespectful to Dorothy.

[@masham7197]

How she says that at 4:02 😂

[@GadrielSumerfall]

Golden Girls. 💖

[@andrewmichaelfernandes9982]

Excellent compilation. But where's parts 2 to 25?

[@diesellove]

i love uncle Angelo...

[@cannedmusic]

Golden Cast!

[@karensnowden962]

Indeed I never get tired of watching those girls. Blanche and Patsy have a lot in common. 65?

[@melaniewood3506]

R.I.P Fred Wllard

[@dashoverton1963]

Little do most people know, the young cop at 2:00 is Bea Arthur’s son in real life.

[@babyyankieteller5410]

Please 4:33 is from which season??

[@1983jooj]

“ Mother load” season 7 e 6 😉

[@babyyankieteller5410]

@@1983jooj tanks

[@Whateverufluffinsay]

Hahahahahhaa it’s always Blanche 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frenchyontravel]

Hahahahaha Rose when did you get in?? 🤣

[@katevans3795]

68 and dead. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Accam570]

Who else wants to go to Stonehenge Land? 😜

[@pichchoco7866]

I love a tight man...lol

[@morgancalvi6675]

Did you know St. Olaf is a real town in MN?

[@cmclayton1986]

1:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pattibrooks1907]

Golden Girls helps me with my depression that and my kitty

[@cmclayton1986]

4:11 To this very day I am still trying to figure out what in the HELL did she have on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielpatten6939]

Bruh, it's a chicken costume from a play the girls did

[@williamlong5428]

Caramelized Gabriel Goose...

[@lulup5452]

Her Goosy Loosy costume.

[@alysononoahu8702]

Sophia was the narrator and the other 3 were all big birds

[@desertrose1226]

Looks like something Bjork wore at an awards way back when…

[@kingdicemare]

4:53

[@ferdaous-]

I love a tight man two lol ❤

[@stuartcanavan5730]

OMFG I'm feeling like I'm watching the late night show.

[@alexbebemax]

Looking for the cheap Jezebel who’s ruining my Gerald’s life!

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

RIP

[@rafaelgarcia7078]

who edited this?

[@1983jooj]

No one, that’s what random means.

[@rafaelgarcia7078]

@@1983jooj random means the list is not curated. someone has to edit the clips together. bummed they removed all of the reactions.

[@1983jooj]

@@rafaelgarcia7078 I’m pretty sure not curated and unedited is the same thing...😂🤣😂. Thanks for watching.

[@flower_girl4983]

isn't cathren prettier than ellan?

[@anthonypay2187]

Blanch was to much of a drama queen

[@finaberenguel2019]

En Español por favor 😊