RANDOM MEMES

RANDOM MEMES
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Check these out or i will cry
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[@VaazkLShorts]

Just a compilation of the best memes this month! tommorows video is interesting memes, will be a good one! drop some video ideas! twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES 🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)🏮

[@guythatisadude]

First

[@n64briel]

Day 33 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes

[@skytherobloxreviewguy3754]

FNAF MEMES WHEN?!??!/?!/1

[@dragonex4723]

Duck Memes (33)

[@justalilgoofy_perma]

Vaazkl Memes

[@-lemonshark-]

11:08 i was watching this for background noise and then i just herd a loud “MY BABY” and completely burst out laughing

[@SisterzRandomz]

Same- I was grinding in a game and left this on and the loud scream of “MY BABY” scared me, but then I laughed-

[@dinothegreatest1652]

i was grinding in war thunder and then i got jumpscared by "MY BABY'

[@zit.aviation]

The thing is, I was using baby Mario in mk8d while watching this so…

[@jack74593]

i watch him for his relaxing voice lmao, some nights I watched this and fell asleep like 15 mins later

[@Cloverishurt]

I was just watching it while I was playing Mario kart as well and I was using baby Mario yeah and I fell off a cliff and the second I fell off the cliff he screams my baby

[@TheSaintBigFoot]

The Irish would actually only have to fight 3 penguins

[@andrewdriscoll6365]

I was looking for this!

[@Phrogdoesall]

Same bro my head was spiraling

[@jettywettywoo]

3 penguins is still alot, they can sneak up to you in a trenchcoat and attack

[@JorjaStitt-pt6bq]

still, three penguins could easily beat 1 human

[@CreeFalcon-219]

54%

[@awesome172]

I am sick but listening to you talk about memes with no emotion made me fell asleep in a good way, not that your videos are boring, you just have a nice voice

[@setster007]

Yeah, he sounds like an AI with WAY too much sentience reading this. I don't know if that is a compliment or an insult, BTW.

[@orqal]

@raianz828 your voice made me fall asleep in a good way, not that you're boring, you just have a nice voice

[@orqal]

@raianz828 you're welcome btw

[@beccadavis8754]

its very monotone, i love it.

[@IdefinitelyExistIThink]

yeah his voice is pretty soothing

[@kokomi270]

TWO AND A HALF HOURS😭😭 when i clicked on this i thought it was a short.

[@MrH.09]

Watch it all. Right now. No turning back.

[@ryderdobie]

@@MrH.09 do it lol

[@M.B.G.A]

I didn’t realize that until you mentioned it 💀😭

[@navsen1604]

I realized that when I read your comment . 😂😂

[@leannewu4412]

im still watching ads...wdym two and a half hours

[@lyleschow7115]

FACT : My now wife had a stalker years ago. When he was in jail he would write her love letters. I did exactly that, I graded them and returned them to the jail. The county cops loved it.... MY WIFE LAUGHED SO HARD SHE CRYED. He eventually died prison from testicular cancer. OUCH !

[@TempestGD01]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Terra-Slayer9]

Bros grading had a passive spell: "Testicular TORSION"

[@maximumcringelevel8617]

Your ass is not grading anything with that "cryed".

[@GRAYBOI897]

Bro had the “balls” to grade the notes

[@alphatrolltvmemes]

Getting them back graded made him die a painful death

[@evv.n1211]

24:47 They are actually both the boss, this is a rare scene where bosses fight over location in the game. THis one specifically is the battle between 'The Brass Butcherer, Ender of all Music Enjoyers' and 'Greg:'

[@LarsonPetty]

No, no, no, check it, the guy at the top of the stairs is holding a key. That has meant you have to kick his ass to advance since ♾️.

[@atos5350]

Don't be mistaken, they don't fight over the location, they're a duo boss, they fight together.

[@caseyhamm4292]

the whiplash from the most wholesome content to the most absolutely heinous and deep fried is almost too much for me

[@VaazkLShorts]

😂

[@GamerTVR]

Fr dawg

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

As an out of pocket high school student class clown, I can confirm these memes are more random than me

[@LeBeaBae]

🗿

[@Jakajajajnwjqnqnqnenen]

lets be honest out of pocket talks about human trafficking/organ selling/shitty politicians hit hard

[@Just-Tobin]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@no65362]

:BLUD is talking tough on KZbin 😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILD🦍

[@KJaxDragon]

So no head ~John f Kennedys bodyguards

[@robboredninja]

21:29 That was a turn I was NOT expecting but i absolutely love

[@lamelime1]

Dude, I have had a pretty fucked up day (as always I guess) and I really needed some laughter to cheer me up. Thanks for this man

[@likeus4723]

Same shit for everyone. Keep going chad

[@diamondfreddy9818]

"came home after three years" "gonna be a father"

[@chacha141]

Who gon' tell him..

[@zaijiancelis]

Guys? Who’s telling him?

[@ImPlanetEarth]

Idk

[@AnahitaLuthra]

Finally someone said it

[@WovenYT]

i love how VaazkL can get confused on somewhat common and more widely known words like "Stethoscope" but can just easily pronounce Mordecai??

[@waffler-yz3gw]

he does it to trick peole into commenting and increases engagement, its a super common trick

[@WovenYT]

@@waffler-yz3gw oh dang it

[@yoylecake313]

@@WovenYT you fell for the trick

[@WovenYT]

@@yoylecake313 I fucking know

[@Yoon_gibiased]

He consistently mispronounces ominous and only that one consistently

[@secretblade2817]

3:36 does he realize that it must've been someone else's baby if the man has been gone for 3 years...

[@Hami_EH]

😂

[@therealtotaldramabridgette]

I was wondering if anyone noticed that

[@Willow2701]

@@therealtotaldramabridgette Pretty sure we all noticed that

[@theCater_]

thats the meme, its supposed to be obvious

[@williamisl6612]

thats legit what i was saying i did a double take

[@SweetCookieKingdomSheep]

10:00 they would only have to fight off 3 penguins💀oh my god

[@ChrysanthosC.]

They’ve got the spirit 😭

[@thegummyboo]

@@ChrysanthosC. that woman has the spirit of a rotten for decade potato which has it’s skin peeled halfway and has been mixed with a beaten banana.

[@Huevo69420]

​@@thegummybooque

[@BackyardAdventuring]

how dumb is humanity☠☠

[@SweetCookieKingdomSheep]

@@thegummyboo me???

[@ember6955]

5:09 HAHAH PROPS TO THE WORKER FOR ACTUALLY CARRYING OUT THE TASK, LOVE HER FOR THAT

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

The structure of a VaazkL video: Bleeps everything at start, slowly starts cursing later, bleeps “the virus” for whole video 😂💀

[@VaazkLShorts]

💀

[@turbo_marc]

why did you have to reply 3 whole times dude chill

[@viewinghandle]

@@turbo_marc what

[@turbo_marc]

@@viewinghandle this guy commented three times under this video, i think he's also commented twice on a couple other videos

[@viewinghandle]

@@turbo_marc cool? does it matter? he can do what he wants.

[@hiroIim]

i find this guy's monotone voice soothing, so i usually keep his video on in the background i accidentally slept on my desk and i heard 11:08 now i have trust issues edit: wrong timestamp

[@jajajaun]

a

[@Bbals]

that moment really felt like VaazkL tried to give a sign he is locked up in a room with no food or toilet in the dark to record non-stop 2 hour videos every day

[@valdemarandersson3234]

baby

[@tourmalinetanzanitegem]

I've saw this right before it and my realization hit late😭

[@ramp583]

mY BABYY 🔥🤑🤑🤑🥶🔥🤑☠️🐓🐓🤑✨✨✨😩🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️😩😩

[@justalilgoofy_perma]

We need some Vaazkl Memes rn, just memes centered around vaazkl, whether its a 5 minute video to a 1 hour video or even more, we just need, a Vaazkl Memes video.

[@ShortyJordyB]

Nobody: Not a single soul: VaazkL: *monotone voice intensifies*

[@justalilgoofy_perma]

@@ShortyJordyB if vaazkl actually does this I REALLY hope that this reply would be in it

[@ShortyJordyB]

@@justalilgoofy_perma I mean check out his voice in his first videos it wasn’t monotone

[@justalilgoofy_perma]

@@ShortyJordyB true

[@somerandomastronaut8487]

We need a video of him mispronouncing words!

[@irishpanic]

19:38 this story made me choke up a little. What a brave boy

[@drizzet11]

1:47:22 antlers shed naturally every year. i literally have a pile of them in my garage from last year that i never got around to doing anything with, like you can easily find 3-4 a hour if you know where and when to look for them

[@bwestacado9643]

Was looking for these comments

[@FutileBat]

Same, wanted to see if anyone else was actually aware of it 😂😂😂😂

[@thisisastrobbery363]

Best part about the deer antler tree is they DID fall out painlessly

[@Cludington]

Are we not gonna talk about how that caring father protecting his daughter during the blitz of 1941 was actually just Gordon Ramsay putting two pieces of bread against a girl and most likely yelling idiot sandwich

[@Mikaxu42]

r/woooosh

[@asher_is_on_yt]

''MY BABY'' Had me rolling on the floor

[@diannaciulla4018]

23:54 that one cutscene where the mc is taking down a literal army of people 18-45 armed with assault rifles and bombs.

[@GasolineBoots]

I really enjoy when you slide the heart warming ones or the ones that restore a little bit of faith in humanity

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

I love how little effort VaazkL gives on reading but you can tell when his mood switches and it’s somehow still high quality content 😂🔥💯❤

[@itamareizikovich]

it's amazing how he multiple time per video does an "I aint reading that" and regularly records at 3:00 so he's completely dead-voiced, yet he has 1.66 million subs. my theory is that he's relatable.

[@martinhybelbauer4857]

bro really got both of the top 2 most popular comments on this vid

[@destroyerswin8537]

Man managed to get the top two comments to himself how tf

[@chasgd]

@@destroyerswin8537stolen comments is how

[@setster007]

Bro you have the

[@Xerdar36]

The dads that tied the skates of the fatherless boy… that hit me hard in the feels..

[@Beatrice-v6r]

“They tried to cure them by encouraging more dancing” … “He has covid! Let’s make him run a cross-country and be off life support!”

[@David-lq3jr]

Soldier comes home after three years and finds out he's going to ba a father... something is not right here...

[@marcoar1006]

I know right!?

[@divine3988]

You can say he’s not the father 😭.

[@jjdevine17]

Finally

[@ToriN-m4w]

Yeah that's suspicious

[@Indolent_Canadian]

imagine being so tramatized by war you forget that you cant impregenate someone while not with them

[@BasmaNazer]

His monotone voice hits harder than all these memes combined

[@Leatherargento]

That guy Jeff's hands could smoosh any one of us. This fact is making me giggle unreasonably. 😂😂😂

[@CatoTato]

10:59 the voice reading on this is what made me actually laugh

[@Eke2004]

3 years and becoming a father? Hell nahhhh

[@GermanDude747]

1:36 thats surely a macBOOK

[@Iyiouseismouse]

Lmao, the covering ears ones is Gordon Ramsay saying “what are you?!” and she says “an idiot sandwich” lol😂

[@Swishy-yo5vj]

we know

[@dguy0386]

2:36 the story that goes along with this is great btw if you wanted to look up the rest of the post elsewhere

[@Link-from-hyrule]

0:41 What you do is you pee all over the carpeted tolit cover and make sure to add water and stuff

[@GageisGreat12]

2:03:36 Screw therapy, I legit feel more empathy for a rusty old steam engine than I do other people

[@TheGhoulGod]

Yeah me too

[@catt9853]

"do I just hang out with him" is a sign of that kid being guaranteed a fulfilling childhood right there

[@MTB_2311]

VaazkL never dissapoints

[@loganfury7433]

He disappoints consistently, but it’s still good videos

[@marshallelliott5488]

I forgot he could scream and the "MY BABY!!" got me bro

[@tsyf1]

23:23 I'm not crying, you're crying

[@crafterofdoom]

i believe pigeons are a superior way of getting illicit data across the globe

[@The_Boondoggler]

24:21 the funniest thing is that would actually work very well as camoflauge in a lot of cities

[@Heather_on_Treez]

8:49 you did NOT have to call me out like that

[@YimYum911]

28:19 We have 3 of the four infinity annoyances back, we need the last.

[@Anty_Praza]

Let's be real, RayWilliamJohnson isn't annoying.

[@YimYum911]

@@Anty_Praza nah it’s just a joke, I liked to watch all of them! Except Fred because i just missed him.

[@kaylaschuster9747]

Chef Ramsey was alive during the Blitz? He hasn't aged one bit! lol.

[@Makkiebobo730]

11:08 Amazing scream

[@MarkTypeR]

0:16 my man is a genius

[@talinpeacy7222]

40:37 honestly depends on the game, but I would love to see a boss that basically outfits an elite strike team of high level corpse amalgams and a necromantic cyborgmech to fight you using all the stuff you sold him and corpses of your enemies and fallen allies.

[@Abrogator91]

Ah yes, i love it when 21 million divided by 6.6 million is 3 million

[@scobkeo]

13:48 imagine having to wait 72 years just to turn 18

[@Pruber131]

Turning objects into other objects that rhyme with it is so good like you can buy a knife and turn it into a wife thats handy

[@Bradyiguess]

11:00 first time he’s ever changed his voice lmao

[@CaptinBadTime]

"knickers, a holstein friesan cow from australia, is so massive that she cannot be slaughtered" *laughs in buckshot*

[@clxudy_fvse]

3:32 was my favourite ngl

[@alexdjajic9604]

ngl lying down in ur undies watching james bond w some pizza sounds like an awesome day to me lmao

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

5:54 XD I love that!

[@joseph7471]

0:42 carpeted kitchen carpeted kitchen carpeted kitchen... 2 cups vanilla extract.

[@TheOldEverglades]

Fun fact: LIV, in Roman numerals, is 54. And the 'L' is a seperate value, and L is 50.

[@IUsedToBeACatWithAMoustahce]

Thank you I was confused

[@AlotbadAtRubikCubes]

3:33 aw thats so touching.... wait a damn second

[@NobodyisAnybody]

1:31 One of these is just “Kiss Mum”

[@Ntwister]

holy crap that o blood kid made me tear up. that was amazingly adult response from a kid.

[@lowestqualitysnorlax]

34:50 didn't know Odin decided to join us

[@Savage_Alex121]

And the guy before kinda looked like hiemdall from thor ragnarok

[@brimeow100]

The Zelda merchant one is so true XD They always have the wackiest hair

[@TheRealKingDedede]

13:10 bro didn’t even *try* to pronounce beignet For those who don’t know: Ben-yay

[@Sharpcrystaline]

that *PERISH* really caught me off guard

[@not-so-good-at-arting]

19:57 damn it I wanted the shitpost version where they both died

[@7milebeach142]

3:01 best way to say ur having another child

[@ConnorMcLean-j5u]

24.15 500 pound spider nah that's Bob he comes over for Sunday lunch in qld aus and only eats the occasional toddler

[@fire4036]

Im still having trouble comprehending how double yolked eggs work

[@fire4036]

Is it like twins? But in the egg?

[@Pigeon_loll]

​@@fire4036 I thinm

[@namesareboring2009]

Genetically modified I think?

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

Probably some wonky genetic alteration some scientist came up with cus they thought it'd be cool like the rest of the grocery isle is.

[@Sunflowertoonz]

A chicken gets “too exited” and shoves two yolks in an egg before it fully forms, in a simple sense. More common in younger chickens

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

31:37 _I need to stop thinking about Joost Klein's blue jacket he always wears lol_

[@MayBlake_Channel]

10:18 "your ex mistakenely sent $80,000 to your account and calls you to send it back. . ." I have one ex who owes me $2,000. I send him back $78,000 . I am a woman of honor. He is an abusive narcissist

[@soupslush]

i’ve never heard vaaz swear before 😭😭

[@Gameknight2169]

The ones with children are always great because it's always some "holy f*ck this child is stupid/smart/precious" post and there's never one in-between

[@Hurngh-x7e]

That kids not even gonna be beat hes gonna he straight up sacrificed

[@worldbucket]

Guess the cheating girlfriend cheating on them grammar quizzes too🤔

[@Asphaltofficial23]

10:26 i can confirm that he doesn’t need therapy i do that too 😂

[@doid7293]

10:05 i dont think thats how math works

[@gachascripter644]

Penguin math is off. They'd have to fight 3 penguins

[@LazyP0tat05]

18:10 good boy

[@number1-willstetsonsimp]

i love how this dude can go from super quiet calm to "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!"

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

10:10 not math

[@zephyrloudandclear]

6:21 ok but like this grandma gonna have the time of her life tonight 😂

[@Mystical_owl]

0:32 that’s my brother

[@niconeedsanap8130]

Dan must be suffering emotional dmg

[@Ringtailin]

Jesus is welcome

[@Dinvo_the_robot]

what

[@JustASongCoverGuy-ru5lw]

“Came home after 3 years and found out he is going to be a father”

[@nickieBurke]

"in ratatouille the villain wasnt evil!" the villain hiding the main characters birthright from him so he can take over his "best friends" resturant as well as treat him terribly:

[@Thanos_the_great_one]

The guy in the thumbnail is definitely a teacher

[@hhswerewolf9628]

The one about cutting the books in half, that person might be a psychopath

[@justacatperson21]

bruh the “MY BABY!” 😂

[@Angeldusttx2addict]

11:11 I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND ALL 7 OF MY CATS WERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE "do i have something on my face or smth?" AND I LAUGHED EVEN S=HARDER AND SPILLED RAMEN ALL OVER MY IPAD SCREEN HELP MEEEEE

[@doozerr]

the random SCREAM at 11:08 HAS ME SOBBING

[@aman-vc2fp]

27:16 BRO MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GYM HAD THIS POSTER 💀

[@AmazingAmbro1]

came here for the graded apology letter, stayed for the mems

[@xtflogicalohio3044]

nah, the hearing aids mid argument one is WILD

[@kainefields3998]

Deer antlers do fall out naturally