Random Ready or Not Antics episode: 1

[@amyshaw893]

i enjoy how anytime someone does a bad flash, they all just stare at it and accept the consequences

[@shootinandstabbin]

It's a unwritten rule. Everybody gotta do it xD

[@Skim_beeble7125]

This is me with grenades in most games

[@predator113377]

Not much can be done

[@amyshaw893]

@@predator113377 I mean you could turn around and not get flashed

[@BorisstalmN]

ikt

[@fernandomarques5166]

Nordern and the gang really putting the "special" in special forces. 5:56 This has the same energy as: "Patterson fire a warning shot." "Sir, this a M32 grenade launche-"

[@kayse_lucky7]

Ah. Potato, potato. Just fire it, Patterson

[@omegaentertainment01]

@@kayse_lucky7 _Thoomp._

[@holdencross5904]

IT FUCKING DOES!

[@potato88872]

Nice reference

[@A.RandomGuy]

and the timestamp is 5.56 lol

[@tatsuyashiba6931]

The sheer happines from snazzy after finding the launcher was just gold

[@capfig4471]

This is 90% just random noises either heavily delayed or heavily before an explosion or gunshot. Fucking amazing I want more

[@azzlecorsaire]

I swear that Nordern and his crew have " fuck around and find out" aura that make everything ten times funnier.

[@jacobbundy5256]

*Explosion* “Nicoooo?” That needs to be a running gag

[@rodrigocampos1119]

Nico: Kaboom? Northern: Yes Nico, Kaboom

[@leodavis4242]

5:18 "it's a chinook!" As someone that grew up with chinooks being mentioned quite often, and as someone very interested in military aviation, I did not expect that joke, but it made me burst out laughing. Very funny, 10/10

[@johnathanedwards9054]

Nordern, most suicide bombers use TNT on their vest because it is cheap and easily accessible to a lot of people. It also explodes when shot.

[@Otterdisappointment]

Most things filled with gunpowder explode when shot

[@xtratic]

@@Otterdisappointment Like your mum.

[@TheSchultinator]

@@Otterdisappointment You do know that TNT does not have gunpowder?

[@AWACSHOUND]

Ooh damn the smart ass has been out smarted

[@alendonvaldor5808]

@@TheSchultinator Agreed. Almost had an aneurysm when I read that.

[@ilovecodexe49]

5:34 "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way." -Michael J Caboose

[@thomasfoster9862]

Imagine Norden in a VR multiplayer shooter. It would be pure gold. Norden do it.

[@therealMarine101]

He made a Pavlov video a couple years ago, you mean something like that?

[@jessediego4096]

​@@therealMarine101 I think that was SovietWomble

[@exwelle5776]

2:55 that's the most creative english swear i''ve ever heard

[@VoltageTripwire]

6:00 "To make sure that they stay down!" Well... either stay down in about 6 different pieces or get sent through the roof at astronomical speeds. Sidenote, 8:44 didn't know you could roleplay as an avian TSA... that or Snazzy's old toys aren't doing it for him anymore. :U

[@lordsylph414]

not necessarily, a 40mm launcher can also lob beanbags and rubber shells. which are pretty good at making a suspect regret their life choices, with a lower likelihood of perma-sleep

[@VoltageTripwire]

@@lordsylph414 Well yes, but knowing this group do you really expect them to go less than lethal with a Rotary Grenade Launcher?

[@NiHi557]

@@VoltageTripwire To quote Damian Wayne "Killing is wrong but traumatic brain injury is alright?" Yes, yes it is

[@gamestorm04]

This was absolute chaos, not even 30 seconds in and I was already pissing myself from laughter, we need more of this

[@CommisarHood]

Nordern: (In his house making food hears a bang outside) Nico?

[@Otterdisappointment]

“No one is going to be as good at this game as 2 Americans” She’s not wrong considering the Euros *keep* misjudging suspects and hazards. Americans are thorough at least.

[@bastik.3011]

sure because American Cops are so good in that, sp good that they shoot a teenager who is eating a burger

[@PatriotAnimates]

*as an american, our shotguns are indiscriminate.*

[@LuckyClovers72]

@@PatriotAnimates shoot first ask questions later

[@oldtimegames96]

1) if you hear Nico shoot, it's a civilian on the recieving end 2) Nordern is as bad as Soviet when it comes to grenade. 3) Snazzy is equivalent of Cyanide

[@sonofjack6286]

2:54 Wow, I think Pud lost a few years off his life was shortened by a few years from fright. EDIT: Also when it comes to explosives, Nico is my mood kindred.

[@mr.duckey2739]

I fucking died, god i wish i could think of shit like that

[@LordDeathwing17]

This video in a nutshell: (Gunshots or explosions) Nordern: Nico?

[@corpsefpv3154]

Snazzy's derpy laugh with the grenade launcher murdered me.

[@gabrielloko30000]

This is not Ready or Not, this is Not even out of Training

[@scallywaggle]

This was fantastic. About exactly what I thought you and crew would be like playing this.

[@TheAKgunner]

Ten seconds in, and I’m laughing my ass off! This is gonna be a great one! Edit: I WAS RIGHT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RetroWolf0498]

Hit T to bring up helmet cams from your allies. Really useful because it displays their health status.

[@Dauntless_Racing]

7:54 I'm in the discord server and when Nordern put out pole to see which thumbnail is the best I chose this one with a majority of the server also picking that scene for the thumbnail but i never knew what the actual scene was but now that I've seen it, its worth it.

[@NicoLas-xy3ew]

I swear everytime something bad happens they all start screaming "NORDEN"

[@rltt379]

The first 5s are already gold... what a perfect clip

[@ComradeLeroy]

Every time there's a friendly fire incident they immediately blame nordern.

[@Xeno1001]

Norden should never have access to grenades of any type ever again, you would be doing him and any “friendlies” around him a favor.

[@markmulder9845]

This is the definition of friendly fire simulator

[@openthinker6562]

0:58 A very cool detail in the game: If you shoot the fish tanks, the water level will actual drain through it and stop once it reaches the level of the hole. A detail missed by 95% of players, but still, a very cool attention to detail!

[@Nordern]

It's a really cool little easter egg notice the bulletholes in the tank which are from before the firefight 👀

[@chadgeary2653]

This was exactly my personal experience in this game. Lots of botched flashes and a whole lot of shitting bricks.

[@JackRayyes96]

This is the first video I ever watched from your channel .... and I just wanna say I'm already in love with your shenanigens

[@Curgus_47]

3:45 surprised ya didn't spot that in post and censor it LOL

[@michaeldayman682]

3 years of grenade practice Norden. 3 years of grenade screw ups. Perfect practice makes perfect. Your doing it Wrong!

[@karlsoltau4934]

Loud explosion: *exists Nordern: niiicoooo?

[@JawsTheHungryShark]

"Are you doing a cavity search on snazzy with a battering ram?" "Well yeah, those cheeks aint gonna bust themselves XD" Lol im disappointed norden. how did noone make that joke? The setup was perfect

[@sander6438]

Imagine there was a team like this irl

[@Jamie_Holiday]

The finest tactical division of the law enforcement in action here

[@Breadlootgoblin]

4:10 the moment that guy got shot an ad popped up Perfect timing

[@NJPurling]

Snazzy's chuckle after finding the grenade-launcher is rather like that of a maniac discovering a really sharp axe. With this lot GOOD 'nades are really rare and rather boring.

[@americankid7782]

6:24 And Norden just shot 4Skin in the legs. Well done

[@jadoncoon1187]

ah yes Nico the destroyer of all.

[@johnsteampunk6408]

0:36 that triggered some PTSD

[@Strv103Moment]

There's nothing there *gets blown to bits* Can't say I would be any better, I would play as if I was a T-Rex, shooting anything that moves xD It was already best being around while the houses were "clear" with rotary grenade launchers

[@orphanchopshop6537]

I'm surprised they didn't do the "Bing Chilling" File thing

[@drunkdrag0n]

I'm more concerned about how many fuckups that were NOT filmed. If the number isn't triple digits I'm going to be disappointed.

[@sniclops15]

Getting some SovietWomble vibes with the captions. I'm all for it!

[@KartiacKID]

Ahh, the perfect chaos I’ve come to expect from SovietWam…Nordan & the gang… love you guys both heterosexually and homosexually…What the hell, metrosexually too

[@coyote2239]

You know, it's nice when Europeans recognize American fighting proficiency.

[@RandomMackem0069_Official]

All the videos I’ve seen are just treating this game as serious when this is what truly happens

[@furydestroyer7961]

Ngl the scream at 8:00 made me straight up think half life XD

[@saavedra909]

The new Europol SWAT team is... interesting! Saving Europe... from themselves?

[@jmfrrs87]

You guys put the special in s.w.a.t I love you guys

[@Einsatzkommando1945]

Literally five seconds in bomb vest and explosion

[@gamefreez3r317]

6:25 can we acknowledge that nordern blasted a teammate with a 12 gauge?

[@KisekiFan]

'Special' Forces ladies and gents 😂

[@joeyreed8013]

Nordern next mission in any game, you are banned from using grenades!!

[@allamericanchris429]

B-b-bomb b-b-bomb. If throwgood and the destroyers made the song like that loll

[@harmlessratz7151]

7:07 that is the sound of a man giving up on life XD

[@snipersnipes4475]

HOW COULD I MISS THIS STREAM

[@thedoritomlg]

You should have two pepper guns and two beanguns, all cs gas, no tac. Run through gas station raid

[@yannicklindelauf5271]

this really cures my depression

[@broadside5994]

For once at the beginning it wasn't Nordern that jinxed a fuckup, that's a progress!

[@thegamingleopard4592]

I have struck gold by finding this channel

[@cpconner93]

Funny thing is the 40mm comes with rubber bullets

[@PENDRAGON4970]

2:49 best part

[@freedomisntfreeffs]

You guys did great, you could be real police! American police that is...

[@a_rogue_t26_pershing]

2:54 to 3:15 made me wheeze so hard 🤣

[@forgottendragonpriestartem3414]

2:39 Neuron Activation

[@rebelkommando6166]

9:31 I'm crying oh my God.

[@christianridgway2439]

so noone is going to mention how nordern trying to fuck with his teammates by wedging the door saved them?

[@glytchmeister9856]

You might be worse at nades than SovietWomble

[@stormscout0995]

I wonder if Norden would play with Smii7y That would be chaos and hilarious

[@scribblerstudios9895]

I would love to see that

[@benpurcell4935]

I have an interesting suggestion maybe Botimegaming.

[@Nicmadis]

Return of the speshul forces.

[@karldelsonvicta8620]

The song my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i actually thought it was my money dont jiggle jiggle big balls i like to see it wiggle wiggle lol

[@ianarnold7363]

Good stuff good stuff made my day a hella lot better.

[@jacobzehner2004]

7:13 I didn’t think we go back to elementary.

[@Guardian-lz5rk]

Welp we all say there are the best swat teams but no one asks about the worst.....this is why

[@blackwolfvanguard4989]

As a white American; I approve of Franka's review of the game.

[@ThatOneDane]

"Are there any hookers in there?" - Moti

[@sander6438]

Well they aren't ready lmao great video norden

[@L0stmarblez]

yo anyone else notice the water level going down in the fish tank with a hole in it?

[@pmb_DK]

Hey nordern how are you doing

[@infectiousproduction812]

that is the firsttime i watch this video and have a staight face , no laugh at all , love from france

[@isislikesyou8605]

"No one is as good in this game as 2 Americans" Not really, they just reduce everything to rubble.

[@lightningstrike14]

Oh, no. Not this game. Please, no kid shooting!

[@FARBerserker]

before clicking, i did not know what to expect from this game. reading only the title i immediately went with NOT. of course i was right, why would one expect anything else here?

[@jamesharding3459]

2:55 I must know who that is.

[@Nordern]

That will be Pud

[@SpeedyAltF4]

5:56 has to be the most American thing I've ever heard... except that one thing saying you can literally own a decommissioned tank but you can't own any ammo.... sadly no Abrams for you

[@WitherDJ]

My favorite danish streamer

[@IIIIIllIllIIll]

6:05 Classic Moti

[@thedyingmeme6]

"Careful on the right there might be soMEONE WITH A BOMB VEST!!!" *BOOM* 9:33 No no, she's right (also she said it first *wink wink*)

[@brianmatrow9597]

"Nordern you Shot a civilian" quote from moti?

[@theyinninja8859]

2:55 I think he found someone

[@thehatred94]

Wait was that fish tank emptying up....? Damn details man

[@thatorangeboi]

the best part about this video is that theres a typo in the video so you know Nordern is european (i am german, i speak from experience)

[@donimovillace3577]

i would like to stream with these guys! i always get an ab work out watching this group!

[@Its_Katyusha232]

Cut to all the videos of South Africa talking about welcoming puten and refusing to arrest him if he arrives