Random shitpost i found on r/GoCommitDie Part47

[@SMURFCATEDITS]

dont worry guys im not smoking again

[@PlamostTrack]

Ok :)

[@luponegameYT2009]

Thank God

[@letrollinternetexplorer9058]

Less gooo

[@liammoreno1408]

YAYYYY

[@MrpizzaDrip]

Good

[@Gr13f3rGam1ng]

1:20 god of clutch and luck

[@daviviana862]

Bro used god prayer

[@-F-A-T-E-E-Y-A-]

Nah he’s giga chad tho-

[@AbbieInDaSchool]

@@daviviana862 he turned god mode

[@WhyisDyllanstandingusidedown]

Bro probably had a heart attack when he did that düd

[@AbbieInDaSchool]

@@WhyisDyllanstandingusidedown yup

[@H3ndr1x]

3:56 caught me so off guard 💀💀

[@andraniksargsyan1878]

Got pregnant at 11 💀

[@kakothispl]

@@andraniksargsyan1878 and the father was 49 💀

[@th3m0n72]

i still dont know how the fuck is this funny to you guys

[@blorbaltude]

@@andraniksargsyan1878 the father really do be fuckin an 11 year old 💀

[@achi_______________woah]

4:24 top ten most scariest jumpsacres :

[@JakeM4B]

1:25 mad respect to the woman right there being in the correct spot at the correct time

[@Watermelon_ahh19]

She sacrificed herself

[@Chlosche]

​@@Watermelon_ahh19 🤓

[@Luke_Skywalker1836]

@@Chloschetf

[@PURPLE_HAZE5]

6:48 its been 670 days...the song made me go insane and lock myself in an empty tomb but that song keep come in in my mind everytime....i think i cant do this much longer

[@Brazilian_guy.]

Damn you are really biting the dust

[@expiredoreo125]

can't you bite the dust so you can't hear the song?

[@Brazilian_guy.]

@@expiredoreo125 you can erase the song

[@PURPLE_HAZE5]

@@expiredoreo125 the song has been take over my stand...now for some reason my stand trying to kill me...that why im lock myself to escape from the song and my stand

[@expiredoreo125]

@@Brazilian_guy. I accidently erased my ball I'm not going to do that again btw how do u see me when you don't have a stand

[@yreaus]

1:42 man really said peace to the next level

[@Emergency.alert.]

1:05 enough to make a grown man cry

[@Puglambofirst]

Rip 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@baconic_prime]

1:21 bro did a wallrun dash💀💀💀

[@z_0sx]

7:16 BRO GOT GOD SPEECH

[@binthetrashbin752]

What’s the song bro

[@JustJessicaaaa]

@@binthetrashbin752rockstar made

[@binthetrashbin752]

@@JustJessicaaaa thanks bro

[@adycosty1978]

1:20 this man is too dangerous to live

[@Misha21220]

2:29 funniest meme in this video. I remember I didn’t understand what kind of event it was and just went and collected them, it was cool

[@ScuttleBugReal]

yeah egg hunts are actually way better than modern roblox thinks it is. "we are getting rid of egg hunts so that non christian people can enjoy roblox!" bro literally nobody cares about celebrating easter being unsafe for non christian people… you’re literally slowly but surely getting rid of what made roblox fun..

[@Something-s0]

Not to be rude but. Explain ur pfp

[@ScuttleBugReal]

@@Something-s0 Not to be rude but. Explain your pfp and username

[@JerethConnell]

@@ScuttleBugReal There is this thing called the ANTI-FURRIES where they will do anything to keep a furry from encouraging kids to support minor-attracted people and zoos.

[@ScuttleBugReal]

@@JerethConnell okay that seems like a good cause, but not all furries are bad people. it just seems kinda weird to say that you’re preventing people from turning people into bad people but also naming your organization something that looks hate speech-y

[@novv.s]

1:23 this man has no skill issue.

[@GardeningWithTrooper]

1:42 The power of John Deere

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Tractors made tough

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

Best tractor in the world 🚜 🚜 🚜

[@GardeningWithTrooper]

@@HiWelcomeToIKEA Damn right

[@kbudhiarta]

1:21 that’s not a meme, that’s skill

[@ErikAranda-c2n]

All my knees in the night

[@gensura9990]

1:24 he's a legend 100% sure

[@Sayukiii]

4:25 This got me wheezing lmao

[@annaditagoswami9920]

INDIAN MUSIC

[@keppelin1527]

3:49 So accurate but *Your safety is not our problem* - *Roblox*

[@DwellerGuy.]

So she got pregnant at 11? DISGUSTING

[@AmirulArsyard]

The father is her dad😏

[@Chill-r4i]

1:31 pov you and the boys at the airport

[@marcistical]

What game is that?

[@Chill-r4i]

@@marcistical Navy simulator

[@mohdazan4948]

[*insert 11/9 joke*]

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

​@@mohdazan4948 just say 9/11

[@BroBruh392]

7:06 now this is analog horror

[@failure_man6785]

6:04 obama just watching them argue: 6:06 trump and biden:

[@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom]

0:18 me after falling in a tower in JTOH but was 1 obstacle away from the top:

[@sumunecacho6450]

I mean, every JToH player is just like this right?

[@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom]

@@sumunecacho6450 the fall of pain.

[@zandergeloladines5233]

me on tots 10:

[@ErrNOT]

0:20 "and everyone started to hate him"

[@itsproblackgaming]

Let's play codm I have global server

[@NeutralCivilian8264]

2:27 literally gave me strep throat just by hearing that cough

[@TridentTrist]

Funfact: 1:49 was originally a part of a Flamingo video, he got so scared

[@bigbensworld2020]

Which video

[@LemurFolk]

@@bigbensworld2020 ROBLOX QUIZ ADMIN WITH THE BIGGEST IDIOTS video

[@unusedaccount734]

1:49 love how flamingos video was only posted a few days ago and it’s already on here

[@Pisunovskiy]

1:21 most master survivor ever

[@Byeeee-t5g]

2:00 is the most saddest furry story

[@johnblazer990]

No

[@CesarSalad69]

UUUUAAAAAAAAEUUUUUAAA *CAUIYUGH COUG-*

[@danino.the.filipino]

@@johnblazer990 they're being sarcastic

[@AdvancedBoi]

Fucjk that

[@javierfarinatti]

Yea. But its sadder knowing how much people hate the furries (the normal ones obviously, not the zooph- you know what next)

[@LiamBrosWii]

1:23 this isn’t even a meme this is just a sick clutch. that is so awesome LOL

[@Cycles42]

THATS WHAT I SAID LOL

[@itsri_kuroblox9439]

_😭_

[@Random2.0versionidk]

Fr bro *😭*

[@Cycles42]

@@Random2.0versionidk disliked your comment because you have a gacha pfp

[@Random2.0versionidk]

@@Cycles42 ok ^-^

[@hahlter]

7:26 I wonder how delicious is that bacon

[@zodiinitebestupid]

1:33 "i got the perfect plan. this is the greatest plaaaaaaa-"

[@January1983_1]

1:25 bro never dies

[@Oof_Trooper21]

He's technoblade before cancer

[@-F-A-T-E-E-Y-A-]

@@Oof_Trooper21 so true

[@Ch___n.053]

3:47 the perfection of illegalness, the daughter is 8 years old, the mom gave birth to her at 11 years old and the father was 49 years old when the mom gave birth to the kid

[@American_Constitutional_Govt]

💀💀💀

[@MuchSadVeryWow]

Idk buy maybe that's a sister that adopted her own lil sister I could be wrong and it maybe actually has a disgusting past

[@PedrohzWasNotTaken-zt9ye]

She adopted the kid

[@GoingLLimited]

5:08, the scream got me cracking up

[@helloiamtheonewhichisnottheone]

1:20 most insane MLG clutch of the year goes to this guy Edit: 50 lieks Edit: 75 lieks

[@victoriaviberti824]

not dead yet b****

[@buffnoob8052]

bet everyone called him hacker lol

[@aliklay1234shooo]

True

[@LordOfNeutralityThe5th]

Dayum bro I agree the most insane MLG in da world omagad

[@kitbishop6799]

The guy who did it is buur (cool right)

[@tailonaffeldt562]

1:25 when the music is real LEGENDS NEVER DIE

[@densetsu9713]

5:04 got me rolling

[@Xalebzz]

bro said /e super

[@Itsyourboimrbacon]

​@@Xalebzz 🗿

[@Matinhos7605]

Dats Blox Watch

[@ziaescobar8091]

2:00 is so hard not to laugh at tho..

[@xLmadd]

3:49 got me dyin

[@andraniksargsyan1878]

Got pregnant when she was 11 💀

[@important.things690]

Do we talk about the father 💀

[@an_dawg]

1:00 that's was sad that he can't go down and now he stays in the roof and thought he will survive :(

[@Frogsos]

3:57 bro outta pocket

[@Michael.1_]

0:36 aged well

[@elisabetvadillocifuentes3513]

Yep

[@peavine7849]

1:09 how did bro not escape, he was running faster than the flash :(

[@nebulaproductions7863]

0:00 - 0:21 is the saddest part it had me crying. 😭😭😭

[@Nexoiswanted]

Ye😢

[@Offlinecookie123]

*Me when I drink soda and forgot that I was in a coma and then this happens:* 0:59

[@Offlinecookie123]

Yes, I get explosive diarrhea whenever I drink soda.

[@Offlinecookie123]

I'm also hoping "ItsProblackgaming" doesn't pin my comment to embarrass me 😳

[@weirdbutok8188]

​@@Offlinecookie123 does carbonated water counts

[@danino.the.filipino]

@@Offlinecookie123 does soda water count

[@ultradroid77]

The start was so emotional

[@ra_dadude1426]

yeah it was sooo sad

[@azaruee]

it was so sad than my dad going to get the milk

[@opliticv1]

ikr 😢

[@MrpizzaDrip]

I cried😭

[@Grilled-bacon251]

SOOOOO SADDDDDDDD I WILL HAVE MENTAL BREAKDOWN 💃😑🤬😑😑🫥💃💃🥵💃💃🥸🥸🤩🤩🥸🤨🤨😔😞🥸🥸🤨😣🥺😢😢😭😖😣😞😞😞😒🙁🙁😔😔😔😔

[@Thegamecat]

Goofy ahh times I laughed my ass off ( part 3 ) 0:01 he turned into a90 0:23 adopt me 🗿 0:36 pfft that will work 1:01 made me burst into tears so sad (Again. Btw song is called I love u so) 1:21 how dude 1:37 f l y v2 1:51 r o b o t s 2:31 sad+funny 2:37 hush little baby remix with robux 2:49 so sad made me burst into tears v3 3:39 that’s why he never iMessage back 3:49 he commented murder and tax fraud 4:15 calling Messi at 3am gone wrong 4:30 ohio

[@tuskactleanlol]

2:49 this is where the villian were made

[@randomahhdude]

This is the type of presentation they do at school fr

[@nutthapong23]

00:19 I can't stop laughing from A-90

[@AbsolutelyRandomGuy_1234]

4:39 is the scariest jumpscare I’ve ever seen 😂

[@AbsolutelyRandomGuy_1234]

Lol

[@jotaro-kujo-stoneOcean]

4:46 the fact its an kuiji paradise corn (but c is p) 💀💀💀

[@GaMer22v]

2:38 he got bars from mars

[@Noortheactualstar]

Naw what was the backstabber animation meme doe☠☠

[@D8xx_w]

4:23 got me rolling in the floor😂

[@PureeBanillaXD]

5:04 Ayo what the Gohan doing🥶

[@luciano13649]

1:50 legend says hes still staring

[@ToastAli1]

1:51 hes haunting me.

[@Idontlikebrainrot33]

I love how he calls the sun screen eater jumpscare from flamingo a shitpost

[@SecretNews-ss7cb]

bro u sound 8

[@RazzleAndDazzleFan]

@@SecretNews-ss7cb bro

[@RazzleAndDazzleFan]

@@SecretNews-ss7cb you can't even speak with ur voice in comments

[@riuokk]

@@RazzleAndDazzleFan yeah because its a comment not a voice message?? u are my new reason why i left crk with a lot of progress 😱💀💀

[@zoyamiel10.]

1:49 this is from flamingo jumpscare me: yo guys did he get a heart attack?

[@tycoon6]

0:01 saddest story ever

[@dewkgg]

0:01 A-90 lore 😭😭

[@kiyameiiko]

3:48 yeah bro, such good vibe! nice dancing

[@aimeeclaice]

6:16 got me rolling on the floor old screaming laughing

[@AustralianGOD]

3:48 the mother would've been 11 when giving birth... WTF

[@angelafasciana9186]

1:42 don’t worry he’s just ascended to beyond the point of driving the tractor now he just flies

[@robloxglovebattle]

1:26 noob flys with a truck

[@GERMANCHEESERAT]

2:05 little kids roleplays when it involves a wolf this also is the only dream they have at night lol

[@mohdazan4948]

2:05 2:13

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

2:08 she has a bigger chin than chad wtf 💀💀💀💀💀

[@user-lw8gc1gf1w]

2:00 has a wise man onde said, "makes me wanna have intrusive toughts of death"

[@mynaemsophie]

fun fact: all of these are just the newest r/GoCommitDie posts these are THEM ALL. all the video ones that get posted go here. none are left out.

[@LiamAnimates604]

1:59 now im losing brain cells

[@elvinbonilla8436]

4:29 got me laughing so hard😂

[@Subdev2]

1:33 bro really kamikazed this guy

[@Blahaj-de7tf]

5:18 goku phase 2 (funny)

[@Ankija_P]

3:52 im pretty sure the mother in the tiktok probably adopted that kid

[@MylessincereXI]

The first part got me laughing already

[@ikeahatman550]

1:32 indeed he was coming in for landing

[@NikolozGamer69]

what game they were playing thoe?

[@Whygoddd]

2:22 im suprised the entire subreddit did not get deleted for this

[@TheDragz]

Ambush started smelling some *weed*

[@HelloImKiwi]

1:28 WHAT THAT’S LIKE THE LUCKILIEST GUY I’VE EVER SEEN LMAOO 😳😳😳

[@KyanBladez]

5:05 lmao

[@MrCookie11]

1:20 IM DYING😂😂😂

[@aa-qm8xg]

1:20 bros the main character

[@RazzleAndDazzleFan]

5:58 THAT'S KREEKCRAFTS VID!

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

It's in Roblox shitposts so 🤷‍♂️, also kreekcraft doesn't like direct stealing, or without context like the last guy did

[@RazzleAndDazzleFan]

@@HiWelcomeToIKEA ok but I didn’t mean it like he stole it or anything k?

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

@@RazzleAndDazzleFan I thought you meant that because you saw his video of him talking about people stealing his videos

[@RazzleAndDazzleFan]

@@HiWelcomeToIKEA well I did watch it but it was a different person stealing it

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

@@RazzleAndDazzleFan anyone could steal though

[@CarlosTheGD]

1:42 whats the song called?

[@MarcusWithAura]

the ambush story was so emotional that it made me cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭 great story 10/10 im not trying to be like those people but gah dayum 50 likes in 17 hours???????

[@liyaliya1268]

4:14 the most funniest meme ever

[@tete6628]

3:56 bro i got that joke🌚💀

[@Idkwhattoputhere5123]

6:52 I'm pretty sure this picture is from postal 1. Edit: I love postal 1

[@demonetization5416]

6:49 ok, who sneaked up a postal redux meme in here.

[@srikarprabhu1553]

Why the hell did the voice on the end of the start meme made me drill on the floor

[@ScuttleBugReal]

6:40 mario AI moment

[@noahwylie6341]

I Get It

[@warriorcatsamugus3]

What's the game called again?

[@rename_th2006]

2:32 i remember the days a played a egghunt without knowing nothing about it, thats why i dont have any egg 💀

[@yzackel6042]

4:51 i am both 99% and the 1%, so im 101%

[@fxlyized]

2:00 is the best lmao😂

[@NoName2-2-2]

1:26 If it wasnt recorded No one would believe it

[@Clukered]

1:21 plates of fate moment 🔥🔥🥶

[@scott5772]

the MTC4 footage was epik

[@Amirbigshot277]

Ronaldo better You dont have six pack Meanwhile him: your think your funny huh? 4:28

[@spacebread9334]

4:40 this si the msot cringe shit i ever did see XD got me rolling

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

Because no music, besides, the 1% are fighting them

[@indominusrex7520]

1:26 bro, that made the most skilled person cry