Randy Feltface - The Story of Morgan

Randy Feltface buys a bookshelf off of Gumtree and everything went terribly wrong.
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Side Note :
➡️ This is a longer video then normal, but I hoped you enjoyed it. I would of made it shorter, but I would be deleting context / ruining a setup. The full version is over an hour long and this is only one segment within it. So I hoped you enjoyed, and make sure to go check out the full video through the link up above and go subscribe to both me and Randy.
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[@CassandraMiyuki]

10:35 I need an animation of this scene. Head wounds tend to bleed more because of the amount of blood that get pumped to the head and and brain. There's a much better explanation for it, but it's the same reason why there's so much bloodshed on the floor of a fighting ring; there is a minor cut somewhere on the face from a hit and it drips blood everywhere. It's a great defense when you're trying to escape from a hostile situation, just blind them with their own blood.

[@mistylover7398]

As one who smashed ma 4head on a bookshelf needing stitches of detail of titanic the thing because I stood up for some reason in ma carriage I would too. But looks painful as our heads are like a spiders butt that I was told is like a water balloon 1 hit in a titanic way your done 4 like Megaman to spikes. To the human body there's really so much damage you can take before your body says : 👎⚰️

[@dashofsalt_]

Leon Berdot made an animation on KZbin a few months ago, very well animated too!

[@CassandraMiyuki]

@@dashofsalt_ I absolutely needed that, thank you

[@f.scottschiavo4303]

tf?

[@bayleeeldridge2378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2XQfmlprZ2anq8 here it is the closest to it I think

[@DoktorMephistopheles]

I made it up, there is no morgan, there is no easter bunny and there is no queen of england

[@lydiakirsch5142]

😂 oh my goodness

[@Nova11435]

Well for that last one... Not anymore Hehe

[@sneakysnek2185]

Well not anymore theres not.

[@Hail2You]

Its like being told santa isnt real

[@wickedgood3793]

​@@Hail2You Santa is not real 🥺🥺 lol

[@f.demascio1857]

This is the bit that hooked me. Every after that is bonus.

[@nottsoserious]

And it's not even a true story! The absolute imagination on this guy.

[@matthewtanner7206]

SAME this is the first thing I saw of randy

[@spiromint6221]

1:19 the way he leans back and immediately slams on the table shocked afterwards just absolutely kills me lmao

[@librahoshino6752]

The way he explains the story makes me feel like I'm watching a Tarantino film.

[@WCLCooke]

All it needs is some feet closeups.

[@failedlabexperimentnumber7710]

There is a little bit of Morgan in all of us

[@diegobrando2750]

LET HIM OUUUUTTTT lmao

[@goatcat2737]

The part of this that always gets me, the one line that always gets in the air stealing cackle, is the "FUCK YOU HEMINGWAY"

[@lofkii]

maybe the real bookshelves are the ones we made along the way.

[@Millers-Mausoleum]

Randy is the best thing since sliced bread

[@tommyfox854]

You know the funniest part of this story to me is, Morgan in all likelihood would get away with completely smashing the house on reason of insanity; it's *very* clear to everyone that Morgan snapped when the bookshelf hit the wall, and you don't do destroying everything after just too bad instances (cheating wife & friend and a bookshelf landing in the wall), Morgan had to have suffered for a long time and the bookshelf was the staw that broke the camels' back, and fun little fact about the insanity plea, it's not a medical plea, it's a legal plea, so in the moment where he's smashing up the house, he would be considered legally insane because he had an abnormal thought proses during the whole thing. So at least we can all get a sigh of relief that Morgan won't get punished for this; his ex-wife and friend however, I'm pretty sure they're going to get a few years in prison for driving a man nuts.

[@butterbun7033]

And I'm sure the fact that Morgan is an imaginary person and this never happened doesn't hurt his odds in court either

[@tommyfox854]

@@butterbun7033 Oh I know, all I'm saying is if he actually did exist he would most likely get away with what he's done.

[@zachariahkindle8926]

*legally* sure you wont go to prison if you pulled that off, poor guy really would go mental paying for the damages in civil court though

[@tommyfox854]

@@zachariahkindle8926 Really, he'll still get punished; even though it's his house? And yes I know that Morgans' ex-wife said she's keeping the house, but did she sign any legal papers or tricked Morgan too sign any or was she just lying about that in order too get a free house?

[@zachariahkindle8926]

@@tommyfox854 in civil 100% Unless there are circumstances that interfere with it. Assuming they were legally married and that the house was jointly owned by them, then that's going to be one of the possessions the divorce lawyers divvy up. Internationally damaging or devaluing property the other party would get in that dispute is definitely something the lawyers could use, and frankly any judge in their right mind would side with the ex-wife, no matter the scumbaggy circumstances that led up to the divorce. Insanity or not, its obvious malice and the house wouldnt be viewed as his property, it would be viewed as disputed ownership.

[@The1Corrupted]

It's one of those stories where I don't even care if it's made up. It's a good story!

[@thegreendragon5390]

I now want to put a variation of Morgan into a DnD campaign (Or an Epithet Erased style TTRPG campaign [Trust me, look it up]) if I'm ever the DM. Just have the party need to get some. And rather than it being available in a shop, it's in the home of an NPC, with a story much like what Randy shared with us.

[@aussiegaming9097]

I had never thought about this but this is insanely hilarious enough to match the insane antics of my party

[@Gobbostopper]

do it do it do it

[@OMGimblaq]

@@aussiegaming9097 good I just had the worst day ever I

[@RikuVA]

The second you mentioned Epithet Erased, I knew you were of cultured standings haha

[@imsibby]

i didn't know i would find someone that likes epithet erased but also likes randy feltface

[@v4rtexclaw]

The god damn laugh he give Morgan get me every time.

[@ruthiewitter569]

There are tears rolling down my aching cheeks as I wipe blissful snot away I have laughed so hard I’m melting and my sides are crumpling Absolute masterpiece

[@MollyWat]

Maybe the real Morgan was the friends we made along the way.

[@thereaper9965]

And the plot thickens!!!

[@orionhernandez3850]

For one more time in my life I can say, "thank you youtube" Never heard of this guy but now I'm here to stay jaha

[@bossmanjenkins2010]

The bit where he drops the bookcase makes wayyyyy more since once you realize the guy who plays him not only has no body fat but has no muscle tone. I can feel most of his pain. I never gain a pound. Edit did this fool drop off the map?

[@alldayagain]

I think one of the best parts of the story that he tells it like you're in his house questioning where the bookshelf is. He didn't have to tell you that the bookshelf was scattered on the way out. But he did!

[@ticket2space621]

I hope Morgan is doing well

[@jarkharvey2366]

@djmusicman2754 sarcasm? Ever heard of it?

[@ajjalalonde9187]

@djmusicman2754 We're all just out here trying to English.

[@Epic11705]

9:52 Did anyone hear that gasp? That was like me catching on to what he was about to say what she was doing

[@SuperJNG18]

Yeah, right as he's saying "Such as your wife..." I picked up on it as early as him explaining how he was seeing things on his desktop from abroad, I was like "There's gonna be something bad on the computer, isn't there?"

[@Epic11705]

@@SuperJNG18 even if the story’s made up, Morgan’s wife is a professional whore bitch; SHE cheats on him and SHE keeps the house?!

[@NoxProwler]

I shortened the original down a bit, so if you want to check, here is the link to the original: Starts at around 46:22 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGXTnHhphKujocU

[@Epic11705]

@@NoxProwler oh I’ve seen the original, and it’s a barrel of laughs; “BLUEBERRIES ARE FOCKING PURPLE!!!!”

[@karitye8695]

He was probably planing on removing the wall

[@scarletpanther2513]

I siMpLeH mUhSt MeEt dAh MaHn! :’D

[@sardonyxfox4793]

I keep thinking that Randy is wearing a Sifl and Olly shirt, looks almost like the outfit from the Fake Blood skit :3

[@trainknut]

Morgan did nothing wrong tbh

[@aceofgames4410]

If anything, Morgan didn't do enough

[@AlarchyGaming]

@@aceofgames4410 what do you mean

[@jacobrobinson787]

Because it's a fucking thesis! *dies*

[@morganmortis351]

When your name is morgan

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

And the plot thickens!

[@habdulhamid7941]

I LOVE this!!!!!!

[@darklink4204]

You know my favorite part of that story

[@torav8343]

I love how he made it so engaging despite being made up

[@scourgeneo7834]

This is still one of funniest things I’ve ever heard.

[@KaidentheJeezyfanatic2K24]

RELCOME TO OUR ROVELY ROME👹

[@alostlegend1126]

Randy: I made it up. Me: Or was it a past memory?

[@PurrloinQueen]

The laugh he does for Morgan oh my god

[@kiplingslastcat]

Hilarious!

[@gaigeelliott4238]

So much chaos in just 2 seconds 15:52

[@bigred171717]

14:13 How would Morgan put it through a windscreen of a Audi? By the way in my opinion that's the most hilarious sentence from Randy! Pure Comedy Gold!

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

I presume like a spear, he just swung it back and slammed the post so hard into the windshield it went straight through.

[@Nova11435]

I just keep thinking of Arthur Morgan and this is exactly how I imagine he would act

[@leeuwengames315]

someone remeber that he was going to read a book ?

[@awolff585]

Y are these the only type of people I meet??? Lol

[@failedlabexperimentnumber7710]

How do I meet people like this

[@coffetrueno9791]

@@failedlabexperimentnumber7710 on gumtree

[@endo5464]

I gotta shop at gumtree

[@evenleven]

But i saw him in my head :(

[@ditrixgenesis781]

You gotta wonder how much of this is real. Yeah, it's fake, he says as much. But it's got inspo. I think he actually met a Morgan, I think it may have been a weird interaction, but after it was ended quickly. More hammed up than completely fabricated.

[@avosmash2121]

You're likely right. Things this highly specific and detailed aren't easy to fabricate all on their own. Some aspects of this story likely happened but just aren't as entertaining or easily explained in a story.

[@avosmash2121]

You're likely right. Things this highly specific and detailed aren't easy to fabricate all on their own. Some aspects of this story likely happened but just aren't as entertaining or easily explained in a story.

[@DreVersion1]

5:39 😂😂😂😂

[@tawogk2222]

That my favorite part too! XD

[@lux4134]

if I met someone like this id pay him for the shelf and ask him if he wants to destroy it with me and take photos?

[@ginger_jesus4716]

13:53 When you're little sibling asks what your doing

[@foxtrotx-ray5283]

"Duty of Care"? ZERO. Bye. (Pull away slowly, then redo knots when around the corner)

[@ajjalalonde9187]

One would assume Morgan isn't tech savvy

[@thefoolishjester5125]

I’ve never seen a video go to the point where he says the story is fake… darn

[@duckkduck4142]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Pikachu_25-4Life]

I was Morgan!

[@heatherlynick123]

Morgan the DESTRUCTOR aka lawn Destroyer aka almighty god aka the mailbox defender.

[@Bardo420]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CoDMcamper03]

HEY MORGAN IS MY NAME!

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

AND THE PLOT THICKENS!

[@stephanieharing1616]

What the fuck did I just listen to

[@austinteal3645]

Bhaaaaaaaa bhaaaaaaa BHaaaaaaa 😂

[@old_guard2431]

Art, my friend.

[@gimiter7463]

why she keepse the house?

[@diedforsomemilk7774]

Divorce is weird

[@old_guard2431]

1. It’s a story 2. What diedforso….. said. Did some “family law”, not by choice, didn’t even take the course in law school, but you enter the game late you take whatever cases you can get. While waiting for a case to be called I heard one dude explaining it to another. (“Dude” being a particular breed of male likely to end up in this situation.) “Here’s how it works: What’s hers is hers. What’s yours is . . hers. What’s both of yours is . . . . hers.”

[@tomiokagiyu4931]

I accidentally disliked, so i changed it to a like

[@Knight_grundle_III]

Anime pfp😱

[@NoxProwler]

If you’re referring to my pfp, it’s actually a drawing of Jeff the Killer.

[@fahrenheit2101]

​@@NoxProwler that's worse...

[@NoxProwler]

Not a fan of Creepypastas? Have you not been on the internet for very long?

[@Knight_grundle_III]

@@NoxProwler lmoa stay mad

[@fahrenheit2101]

@@NoxProwler Mate, I've been on the internet long enough to know that creepypastas went out of fashion years ago. Especially jeff the killer, which is a name I can only ever cringe at at this point. Everything in horror has its time, and then gets memed on and is no longer all that scary (a few iconic exceptions, but this is usually true). I liked them for a time, and moved on. You didn't move on, which I'd say is worse than being into anime, because pretty much everyone's into anime at this point. (there are some anime pfps that I respect far less than others tho...)

[@victoriousslimeboi1209]

This whole vid seems to not have a animation version.

[@NoxProwler]

I don’t know if there is a full animation but one of the commentators found this partial animation - m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2XQfmlprZ2anq8

[@NoxProwler]

There is a full one, but it doesn’t look the best and I don’t know if it’s exactly what you would consider animation but here - m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKTJqYWrbN6Me9k