The truth about aisle four. | Randy Feltface Comedy

[@gremlinviper6633]

I swear, it's hard to imagine a standard man making these bits to the point when you realize choosing to be a puppet comedian is a stroke of genius.

[@bayleaf2383]

not even wrong, imagine at around 5:00 when he's just making random loud walrus-esque noises that its just a dude up there doing that. no way could he get away with it

[@jimmywinter7961]

​​@@bayleaf2383 I second that emotion 😂 He's hilarious, the puppet allows you to get away WITH FUCKIN MURDER. If you don't believe me, I want you to genuinely look up "Triumph The Insult Comic Dog" That mfkr was R U T H L E S S

[@ae86rally]

exactly. just have to watch Jeff Dunham (think Achmed the dead terrorist) to see what he gets away with through his puppets

[@louisrobitaille5810]

@@bayleaf2383 Several Quebec comedians would like to disagree 😂. A few examples: Dominic Paquet, Laurent Paquin, Jean-Marc Parent, Martin Matte, etc.

[@Leonagraphy]

4:18 “If there are things to be carried-“ *_[Becomes French]_*

[@zdelrod829]

WW2 was the reason France isn't very respected. The joke is extremely on point.

[@parker-boy98]

​@@zdelrod829You do realize that coward was executed for treason, right?

[@MollyDollyy774]

0:53 *_"Always p i s s in Isle 4... It's a security camera blind spot"_*

[@HjRobins]

0:53

[@MollyDollyy774]

​@@HjRobins Thank you for the Correction, I fixed it

[@RadRetroDragon]

That face though😂

[@deafeningoctopus]

*Dramatic nodding*

[@GVTheRedStar]

Is that a demand or a description-

[@chaselegoman]

The entire "FROZEN PEE SHOP" outburst was one of my favorite moments from this special.

[@Bobcat205]

*_F R U I T L O O P S H O P_*

[@wilfdarr]

I just realized Randy is possessed: there's no way a mere human could work such perfect hands. WATCH THEM! THAT IS NOT A HUMAN CONTROLLING HIM. Seriously though, this guy is amazing as a puppeteer!

[@АндрейЖириновский-э8ш]

THis is Sammy J. The world's greatest ventriloquist.

[@stevekirkpatrick1612]

I had to have known this comment was here, but for some reason I thought I might be the first to point it out.

[@wilfdarr]

@@АндрейЖириновский-э8ш Samuel Jonathan McMillan is an Australian musical comedian, satirist, writer and radio presenter who performs under the stage name Sammy J. He is not a ventriloquist but he does work with Randy F.F. on occasion.

[@Winterborn5]

@user-jl4ic1yc8k Wasn’t he the sick bastard who cloned Randy?

[@c63655]

As someone who currently works as a courtesy clerk at a supermarket for nearly 4 years now, these jokes really hit home for me. I seriously can't even count how many times I see things that piss me off every single day. Always a spill, always someone who takes too long to checkout, always have items being placed in the completely wrong area of the store, and even a couple times where someone left an apple on a shelf AFTER they took a bite. No I am not kidding

[@multiumbreon7]

Finding an apple with a bite out of it would not phase me we constantly find open half consumed goods and that’s with cameras in every aisle being constantly monitored. Had a lady come in once a month and eat one muffin out of the four pack before putting it back on the shelf for like 6 months before they caught her. Our retired non foods manager once found a used tampon sitting on a shelf. They had to throw out everything on it and sanitize the whole aisle.

[@jr9529]

I found a cake sitting out in the hot sun, with a hole in the middle of an otherwise pristine albeit spoiled cake while doing carts... A loooooota tragedies to be found there

[@mackenzieneal1660]

I know people are gross.🤢🤮

[@chgjake2230]

whenever cherries go on sale, people will just grab them out of the bag and start eating them, then spit the pits on the floor. fuckin' whyyyyy

[@Neutral_Star]

​@@chgjake2230 Oh my God that is nasty! And probably a garbage can 5 ft away!

[@jacegarcia3255]

Great puppet comedian in aisle 4. I repeat, Randy Feltface the amazing puppet comedian in AISLE 4!!! Also please mop the piss, thanks.

[@RedRam_Menhtrol]

"A loud shirt and a versatile pair of eyebrows." I'm just gonna assume he's talking about Jim Carry... 😆

[@angeladawn805]

There's a few in Kate 80s early 90s improv' that kinda fit that description. Randy paints the most vivid pictures with his words 💜💜💜💜

[@pheyman1526]

“I don’t have either!”

[@deejay5954]

and Robin Williams

[@russb24]

I thought of Gallagher.

[@Nielsblog]

1:54 Calling doing a David Attenborough impression a "slippery fecking slope" made me laugh quite hard somehow. Even without the elaboration that followed.

[@OneBentMonkey]

Omg…that ending!!On top of everything else that makes Randy an absolute genius performer, he has such flawless delivery and rhythm!!

[@valenciageode25]

“I have NEITHERRRR!” That’s when I lost it.

[@joshuabush2700]

Alright, just found this on suggested content. Being a lifelong fan of Jim Henson's work, this guy totally gets the "muppet" method of performing. And doing stand up comedy in this style is amazing. Hats off to you.

[@emeralddiscordian3116]

He worked for them.

[@barneyrubble9309]

Did you know.." blueberries are FUCKING PURPLE !"

[@cnett486]

It's so incredible how full of life the puppet is.

[@ghostradiodelete]

stay with me goddamn it! gotta get you home to Bessy-lou! totally me strugglin to do all my groceries in one go. totally get it.

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

Randy might not want to impersonate David Attenborough, but he does a good Swedish Chef.

[@RichardFraser-y9t]

I blame you, I followed your advice....

[@RichardFraser-y9t]

Its NOT A BLIND SPOT.

[@iambrit_2023]

⁠noted

[@beewo6307]

@@RichardFraser-y9t They must have watched the video and fixed it ! the dastards

[@heresyslayer2734]

Brother why

[@talscorner3696]

I love how playing with the distance from the microphone interacts with the puppet's fixed expressions xD

[@lynneclarke6265]

I love the smirk after the security blinds spot comment. He's a brilliant comic and puppeteer.

[@TheGreyKami]

What smirk, ITS A PUPPET Though I totally understand, I forget it all the time and can practically see the facial expressions

[@ILoveRedPandas95]

I know two people that are banned from different supermarkets Person 1. Banned from causing a scene when someone mocked her younger brother who has cerebral palsy Person 2. It was a hot day so she decided to lay down inside one of the big freezers (lid still open) like it was a chilled coffin

[@bmac4]

Person 2 has to have a funny story behind it lol

[@Aryasvitkona]

Neither deserved to be banned, especially number 2

[@chelseajackman7730]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's the WWII medic bit that broke me.

[@gregjaeger1519]

4:47 I think Randy reached his breaking point.

[@supersmilyface1]

The box my fishsticks come in is blue. ...My god there's SHARKS IN IT!

[@simonlawrence4820]

there is at least two supermarket's near where I live and both of them have a security blind spot in aisle 4 with all the signage hanging from the rafters 😂😂😂

[@indyfan9845]

When I worked at a supermarket as a "store attendant" (janitor), I was in a bathroom stall when all of a sudden, in the stall next to me, someone comes is. They smelled awful, even with a wall between us. I try not to pay attention to them. They walk out (not washing their hands, mind you), and after I head out, I walk through Aisle 1 to get work done. There are dark greenish-brown balls smashed all over the floor, pressed into the tiles. Wouldn't you know it... The person in that stall next to me was changing their underwear. They had shit themselves all over the floor, not telling anyone, and left it there for everyone to walk over. And yet they still didn't even wash their hands...

[@FalcourStudios]

That is borderline disgusting and sounds absolutely painful to clean up. Did they ever come back, and if so, did they get banned?

[@indyfan9845]

@FalcourStudios We never found out who it was, unfortunately.

[@JayFochs1337]

2:50 radioshack 😭

[@kennylover2236]

2:22 I HAVE NEITHERRRRRR!!!

[@MrDDiRusso]

I used to go to the Rainbo Bakery store, Nelson's Meat Market, McIlhany's Dairy and the Farmer's Market. Now I just shop Walmart. 😢

[@oliversherman2414]

I love Randy's sense of humour 😂

[@mikey5614]

There was the.... Fucking.... *proceeds to have a spaz attack* *FROOT LOOPS SHOP.*

[@mbesham95]

Love your work Randy! Please do another Philly show!

[@chrisfratz]

I second this, as a marylander driving up to Philly would be easy.

[@zdelrod829]

​@@chrisfratzAs a Michigander; driving to Philly is hell.

[@m0j072]

I'm now wondering if the guy that got caught pissing all over the groceries in the Sydney Woolworths was doing it in aisle 4, believing he was in a blind spot.

[@tressasatterly2849]

😂 you might not have those things but you are awesome love you Randy keep up the comedy your awesome

[@aidancarter54]

Love this.

[@RevokFarthis]

Calling me out about my crisper.

[@relaxedchads3310]

Get this man to voice in a behemoth game please

[@bemasaberwyn55]

This hurts 😂😂😂

[@AtroxiLupus]

“Every art degree graduate turned shelf stacker” ……. I mean…… better then the other alternative

[@alexanderthegame4286]

3:30 LOL🤣

[@claudevieaul1465]

That entire show is absolutely brill.... 😎🤘😈

[@carina9295]

Uh, has Randy been to Alice Springs - to shop after dark

[@marknewland9314]

Longing for the days when all you needed to make it in comedy was a loud shirt, and a versatile pair of eyebrows. I HAVE NEITHER!!!

[@Taevec]

What's a "crisper"?😭😭😭

[@Riplee86]

I think its that bottom shelf in the fridge where you're supposed to keep the veggies.

[@Wadeaminutemate]

It's the draw in your fridge that keeps your fruit and veg fresh for longer

[@Taevec]

Thanks guys.❤️

[@carina9295]

A Pringles can?

[@camelopardalis84]

​@@Riplee86 "supposed to keep the veggies" Ours at home when I was a child was always full of meat and cheese.

[@trebuchetfacts8859]

Absolute legend

[@yoshidinono8095]

I noticed this bald, bearded guy in the audience who's not laughing. He is dead inside.

[@Robert08010]

OMG, Randy is why we are loosing self checkout at Walmart!!!!!

[@alishademmery3581]

Brilliant

[@TheCynicalJedi]

Is Randy's plinth/desk thing's design supposed to look like the Vault-Tec logo from Fallout or is that just a coincidence I'm never going to be able to ignore?

[@clasherking4528]

I was working at my local Walmart and someone took a dump behind the paint counter and the maintenance manager called the other managers over just to laugh at how obserd the situation was.

[@julielake-bowden9881]

I’m always going to aisle 4

[@kingofrobbers1751]

I’m gonna put ‘always piss in aisle four’

[@russell2952]

You know what a David Attenborough impersonation would have led to? Laughter.

[@subjectdelta7210]

4:17 lol

[@Kwispybee]

"my point is" reminded me of koro sensei from assassination classroom

[@ImmortalIdeas]

Lmao!!!!

[@retrooni]

5:05 pretty sure he's just having a breakdown there... also never done drugs but i'mma hazard a guess that this point is also the point where the trip starts to go badddd...

[@blairmarshall544]

Aussies have definitely cornered the comedy market

[@kitlee172]

Lewis Black has nothing on Randy Purplefelt.

[@mauricecasey866]

💜💜💜💜💜💜👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@butterybiscuit346]

Someone is a fan of Jim Carrey

[@Ronin_KatanaKame]

👋😃

[@green_creeper288]

I went to the store the other day and was pressured into using a basket. _It felt wrong and gross._

[@sadomars2446]

Pull back before you fall off

[@FEARoperative]

Non-Aussie here, what does he mean by “wet market”?

[@pheebo42]

A market that sells fresh/perishable food, you can google it for more information :)

[@neolex001]

Not an Aussie thing, more prevalent in Asia and Africa. A ‘wet market’ is an open air village market where you can buy foodstuffs, including live animals you would slaughter yourself. Much like the one in Wuhan where it is theorized Covid made the jump from livestock to humans.

[@matthew-epurnell1610]

It's where people sell fish very close to the ocean. 😅

[@sockatume]

It’s not a specifically Aussie term, it means a market where a variety of food wares are sold wholesale, particularly live animals. The term reached wider currency when the origins of SARS-CoV-2 were traced to animal-to-human transmission linked to a Wuhan wet market.

[@hurrburp4148]

A market where diseases easily spread. A wet market would have alive animals on the market that would get slaughtered when needed. The animals would be stored in ways to save space like having stacks of cages where animals would just poop on the lower ones.

[@skunklesabreturbo794]

Seems like a fine presidential speech. But that's just a Canadian from Alberta that knows very little of the world. *Inserts unworthy frozen piss joke*

[@Vi0letRay]

F I R S T

[@brandonyoung-kemkes1128]

Love your work until you start making those weird noises for like long awkward moments. It feels unnecessary and I think you can do better.

[@chancerystone4086]

That's why he's the comedian and you aren't.

[@dopaminecloud]

agreed, that stuff never ages as well as the actual material which already has plenty of oomph in its delivery

[@brandonyoung-kemkes1128]

@Mikoto_Tsukuyomi and I wouldn’t talk if you couldn’t put your picture online. I’m secure with my image thank you.

[@brandonyoung-kemkes1128]

@@chancerystone4086 maybe you’re right.

[@brandonyoung-kemkes1128]

@@dopaminecloud thank you for recognizing the compliment within the constructive criticism.

[@leftblank131]

HERB! Cleanup on isle 4

[@elmerduncan7799]

😂Is this what I have reduced my assembly of smoke products down to? Perfect timing🥲