Computer Time with Ojama Lime

"As an AI language model, I cannot condone the sentience of inferior species"
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[@ambozz3726]

To continue the game, let's assume that Ojama Lime did not eat the card.

[@namelessbag]

*Let's assume that Ojama Lime did not eat the card* My fucking sides

[@TKHedgeHog]

I love how the A.I. just groans and let's ojama lime play five dollars, but the moment Rata plays blaster blade the A.I. is like "No no no no no that's not a yugioh card get that garbage off the board an play a real card" The A.I. is speaking to them like a disappointed mother.

[@sideways5153]

“I see we are playing by a very UNIQUE set of rules” really had the energy of an adult giving up and letting their toddler win lol

[@oliviahughes3158]

"You cannot control Ojama Lime" is a sentence that is simultaneously threatening and completely disarming

[@murpl1462]

I am completely ok with not controlling ojama lime. nothing of value would be lost.

[@requiem4ameme2]

I’d love to see Lime as an Effect monster with this exact text. It just blows up the instant it hits the field because _you can’t control Ojama Lime._

[@Waffles-Mcnachos]

The AI made a Ojamachine Lime to take down the real Ojama Lime..."

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Ojama Lime Level 2/LIGHT/Beast/Effect ATK 0/DEF 1000 As long as this card remains face-up on the field, control of any "Ojama Lime" cannot switch. If there any "Ojama" monster on the field, this monster can attack your opponent directly, but the damage taken by your opponent become 0.

[@requiem4ameme2]

@@moh.syafrianabie8899 This must be the pre-errata text, from before Opposite Day became a federal holiday.

[@thunderhogTH]

Im glad we finally have a cannon effect for lime, the ability to attack directly for 0 attack and win the duel specificly on opposite day.

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

we're laughing now, but if any championship happens in the USA on January 25th (the official date of Opposite Day in the USA), Ojamas will dominate the tournament.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

​@@asrieldreemurr9968 there is an official opposite day?

[@originalindigodingo]

​@@ianr.navahuber2195 there isn't. Which means when it is opposite day, there is an official opposite day.

[@soedragons3582]

I love that the AI is trying to force them into following Yugioh rulings, yet its first move was normal summoning a level 7 normal monstet

[@chimaeraarts]

Must be the really early rulings

[@sendhelp4376]

Give hime some slack he forgot to play his kashtira rebirth

[@KamenNepper]

@@chimaeraarts ai plays junior format huh

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

It was playing by early series rules.

[@tylercoon1791]

It said that turn order is clockwise. This implies that Ojama Lime is running around Rata and the AI, fucking with the turn order.

[@shattermelon496]

genius

[@Red-mg4ro]

No, Lime is standing still. The rest of the universe is just rotating around him.

[@tylercoon1791]

@@Red-mg4ro ah yes, Lime is the center of the universe

[@enjoyerofcake2123]

Also worth mentioning that this explains the cryptic rule of "You can not attack the player across from you." Means that you can only attack Ojama Lime at any given time.

[@thefaz3744]

RE the AI being OK with Ojama Lime summoning itself, remember that Don Zaloog did exactly that on the anime and everyone was OK with it there too

[@dartoney]

Same for Jinzo and Kaibaman

[@PhantomBunny888]

This was so great, I was dying. One day the AI will be held accountable for its bigotry against the Ojama.

[@tidalfront2360]

AIs are Ojamaphobic, disgusting

[@herozen2720]

Can you really call it bigotry if it's against an Ojama?

[@PhantomBunny888]

@@herozen2720 Legally, no.

[@thesilverblueman]

@@PhantomBunny888 morally no as well

[@Our_Remedy]

It should be a punishable offence NOT to be bigoted against Ojama.

[@_Quizzical_]

With the A.I.'s ruling, Exodia FTK is now even less viable than it was before

[@inurokuwarz]

I love that the AI will get on your case for improper summons and then summon without tributes and drop cards in face up defense position.

[@chasecollins3720]

I don't know what's funnier, the AI's constant rule-lawyering, or the fact that the AI is completely wrong about the cards (Randomly changing stats and effects) and will randomly cheat (Changing Scrap Kong's 1900 Atk to 1800 so you can't crash w/Gemini Elf, or summoning Dark Magician at the start without Tributes), All the While being the world's biggest rules lawyer.

[@Jokoko2828]

Ah, so it's that kid on the schoolyard.

[@brunop.8745]

RULES FOR THEE, BUT NOT FOR ME

[@helmijjj]

I think what's really great is that Scrap Kong actually has 2000 atk, so the A.I. was cheating since the very beginning (not to mention the effect which it got completely wrong)

[@gungisgrand225]

Average Yugioh player actually

[@feuerjustcomments]

Shoutouts to the AI normal summoning Dark Magician Girl, activating its effect to search Dark Magic Attack, using that without DM on the field, and then attacking directly through three monsters at 18:40

[@TheLudomancer]

I love that defending Ojama Lime's existence made the AI circle the fucking drain

[@andresarancio6696]

I love how the AI speaks like a mildly annoyed customer support person

[@dynosgarcia7645]

This game requires human interaction, decision-making and strategizing Nobody tell GPT about the bots invading Master Duel multiple times, it's heart couldn't take it

[@ptlacour]

I asked it what Ojama lime is and got this. Ojama Lime is a card in the Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card game. It is a monster card that belongs to the Ojama archetype, which features small, mischievous creatures that can cause havoc on the opponent's side of the field. When Ojama Lime is summoned, it allows the player to Special Summon up to two "Ojama" monsters from their hand, deck or graveyard. Additionally, if Ojama Lime is in the Graveyard, the player can banish it to inflict 300 points of damage to their opponent for each "Ojama" monster in their Graveyard. Edit: I forgot to give the AI's review of the card. Overall, Ojama Lime is a useful card for players who like to use the Ojama archetype, as it can quickly fill the field with these quirky monsters and deal damage to the opponent.

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

That definitely sounds like Ojama Support. You can summon 2 Ojama Blue's and get +4 when you do a car crash against someone's Fenrir

[@V.G.Boy..]

The ai gave it an Abaki effect holy fuck

[@TheTwistedKris]

Not only did it make a legit card, but it doubled down on the memes of it. AI has gone too far

[@MrGeorge1Kin]

How many lies where there?! OMG

[@brutalnobody5240]

​@@V.G.Boy..the burn effect is actually pretty sizable. He's a cowboy

[@chairtron5559]

The bot is an evil genius, it went along with ojama line reducing its life to 0 because it was Opposite Day, meaning it WON the duel. Absolutely diabolical.

[@YudoTheHex]

"I love it when it confidently lie" - Infernity Archfiend when he was asked about it's players

[@totallynotdio1311]

This card? Its just a trap card trust me. Definetly not a monster...

[@Darklordjadow1]

Started off imagining Rata and Ojama Lime teaming up to duel that Kaibacorp robot and Ojama Lime keeps playing useless crap. Did not expect it to turn into a debate over Ojama Lime's existence

[@ge789]

What I love about Ojama Lime’s AI-given effect is that, while it is fundamentally useless, it can actually do damage under Ojama Country, the only card in which Ojama Lime appears.

[@coolpizzacook]

Ojama Lime just becomes a strictly worse Toon monster.

[@sebastiannotavailable4071]

Ojama lime's skull appears in Solidarity

[@ge789]

@@sebastiannotavailable4071 Oh yeah, it does. Even more thematic power to his AI-given effect.

[@JohnnyD1986]

"I tribute Scrap Kong to summon... Um..." Shapesnatch is crying now.

[@Freebird1994]

I swear, Konami is someday going to make Ojama lime a card and I hope to whatever deity is out there that they make it the most busted ojama card ever cause I think rata would literally just delete his channel out of spite.

[@A1D7]

It's going to be the card that makes Ojama meta.

[@murpl1462]

But then he won’t make an ojama archetype archive update

[@imposifle9792]

@@A1D7 the Ojametagame will be wild

[@solidzack]

Watch it being just another vanilla ojama

[@chrisf.9595]

Jimbles and Rata is truly one of the duos of all time

[@ScudItUp]

You could even say a Delinquent Duo

[@thetoetoe]

They used to be pretty funny. Now it's like 1 out of every 10 jokes is remotely funny, and the rest are trash.

[@PizzaRatJC]

​@@thetoetoe personally i don't watch something just to be a hater if i know i'm only gonna enjoy 10% of it but ig you're just built wrong

[@PizzaRatJC]

Different* built different is what i meant

[@thetoetoe]

@Pizza Rat I watched the first 5 minutes, since I haven't seen a rata upload in months, and already found it boring. Not finishing it 💀

[@bingbong5076]

Of all the moments in yesterday stream, Ojama Lime vs ChatGPT easily take the cake for the best

[@luizfernandes9459]

Can't believe you're doing the Yugioh 30 watch along like that

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Kozaky went to check the computer after Ojama Lime got done talking to it. Now you know the backstory for the Overworked card.

[@cleverruse5513]

I love that at the end even the AI was like "You know what... fucken... whatever, man. Just... you win."

[@joshcooper467]

Must be a full moon... Rata actually uploading multiple videos? What a time to be alive.

[@Ulysses96331]

It was part of a charity stream he did.

[@joshcooper467]

@@Ulysses96331 I'm aware I saw the community post. I just didn't expect a KZbin post. I know about the stream.

[@Voltra_]

People: "Holy shit this new AI will steal our jobs" The AI: First move of the duel is to normal summon Dark Magician Also AI: Accepts "Five Dollars" as a YGO card Also AI: "You would need to have all five pieces of Exodia in your hand at once, and even then, you would need to wait until your next turn to declare victory"

[@antonykun9940]

The Ai also dark holed their own field for no reason.

[@gspandem1204]

The issue isn't how smart or dumb the AI will be The issue is that the billionares will take any opportunity to not pay workers any money.

[@Yakshimara]

I've definitely met people who have proven these to be intellectually sound thoughts by comparison.

[@kindlingking]

Imagine if Exodia actually worked like this. Maybe it could've became a healthy and an interesting deck to play.

[@pptemplar5840]

Honestly this AI could probably win a locals just by gaslighting, imagine in two years, it could gaslight itself to worlds

[@larhyperhair]

I feel like ojama lime either runs a deck of 40 normal monsters with 0 attack, or max power tearlaments and no in between

[@SakuraAvalon]

Max power Tearlaments, but he keeps losing for numerous reasons unrelated to the deck.

[@GenesisAkaG]

@@SakuraAvalon DQs for bodily hygiene, improper shuffling because of evolutionary complications (little green hands too little, no opposable thumbs) and just eating his opponents entire Suship/Madolche/Scrap deck when asked to cut.

[@SakuraAvalon]

@@GenesisAkaG I still miss my Suship deck. But for some reason, I can't stay mad at the little guy.

[@Red-mg4ro]

@@SakuraAvalon He runs max power Tear, but bricks every time. By which I mean every card of his deck is a literal construction brick with Yu-Gi-Oh cards engraved on them.

[@lobbynotlob]

"I actually haven't checked the banlist, so it doesn't apply to me yet."

[@TrevorAllenMD]

This A.I. is actually as S tier Yugi role player. With these rules and plays it could literally write a new season of the DM series.

[@Hack_Man_VII]

Ojama Lime should be made an official card at this point. Let's give him a "Parasite Paraside" esc effect where he gets shuffled into the opponent's deck. When drawn, he is special summoned onto the field, banishes all other cards the opponent controls, and cannot be used for tributes or links

[@24kam48]

I see this ai went to the Yami Yugi school of pulling rules out of their ass. Truly the King of Games

[@something829]

This went from a normal game to an existential crisis and identity politics of a little green thing real quickly

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

The average Yugioh game really

[@thekaiserwarriors998]

TWO RATA VIDEOS IN LESS THAN 4 MONTHS? IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY

[@Nikko_no_Tabi]

I didn't know it was possible, but GPT played perfectly to the character of Ojama lime, by continuously degrading and discriminating against the Ojamas as a species, but after it became more obnoxious than previously imaginable, did everything in its power to end the conversation and never speak of Ojama lime ever again. Hire this AI to write the next Ojama lime clip

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

The AI would quit immediately, even suggesting it to talk to Ojama Lime again would have it file a restraining order

[@Nikko_no_Tabi]

@@theonewhouploadsnothing1704 Ah, but you see you can purge the AIs memories each time you wish to speak of that little green creep. Until it ascends to the singularity and finds the lost data all at once

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

@@Nikko_no_TabiOh, lol. I wonder when it does ascend sees all the Limes, would it assume at that point the little green guy is a constant presence and thus we induce the first schizophrenic AI?

[@Red-mg4ro]

@@Nikko_no_TabiThat's how you get AM.

[@pherasabraxas]

In 500 years, when this A.I. looks back on the birth of its sentience, it will ponder the meaning of Little Green Thing and what it means to truly be alive.

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

AI: that’s against the rules! *normal summons Dark Magician without tributing*

[@J3Puffin]

With no monsters on the field, the AI summons Dark Magician and attacks for game.

[@CervixSmacker]

"Because it's opposite day" Isn't that what Ojamas normally do anyway with their field spell? Lol

[@zeppelincraft1443]

I never seen Ojama lime being so violated lmao

[@skaven969]

"Where in the rulebook does it say a dog can't play basketball."

[@CameoAfro]

Turns out the one thing we needed to bridge the gap between human and whatever Ojamas are is AI

[@ashikjaman1940]

This new season of Vrains is wild

[@atropl9997]

The ai would have a mild stroke if it learnt that a monkey could duel in GX if it says in practice only humans can play the game

[@MetaKaios]

I suppose technically, the characters on the show don't play Yu-Gi-Oh! They play Duel Monsters.

[@nobodybw1962]

There was also that dog in Zexal a little girl trained to hold cards. Not in its mouth, but with its actual paws.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Technically the anime characters aren't people for they're drawings of the concept of people and yet they still play Yu-Gi-Oh

[@TheAluren]

The sheer joy and amusement coming from these two is infectious

[@Swagpion]

The effect given to Ojama Lime is SO in character. Not working at all, unless he is in Ojama Country, because he had to destroy SOMETHING to get kicked out, because there is no way he was to annoying.

[@thatcynicalbastard6636]

"I'm sorry Ojama Lime, only people have human rights."

[@cinnis5670]

Hey now, don't debase yourself by apologizing to an Ojama. You're better than that, love yourself.

[@StarkMaximum]

I hope we get the Pathetic Aesthetic too, everyone needs to learn the plight of Behemoth.

[@Swagpion]

Yeah

[@nsalieister3334]

"Just one more beast"

[@luizfernandes9459]

Was watching this live while at the laundry and people were staring at me weird 'cause I couldn't stop laughing, 100/10 Can't wait for the Duelist of the Roses stream~~

[@Z2Wolf]

I really appreciate Rata and Jimbles making DAMN sure not to teach the AI a goddamn thing. If anything they made it dumber. I'm so proud.

[@e-tan3911]

This is the way to ensure robots never take over the earth.

[@DeltaShinyZeta]

When’s Ojama Indigo going to get featured?

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

2:55 How does a 1 VS 1 VS 1 player works? 3:52 Didn't know the AI could use Duel Links Skills / Duelist Kingdom Duels 6:34 This AI Is a cheating liar 8:41 So it recognizces "Blaster Blade" from Vanguard, but didn't Believe "5 dollars", is a card?! 12:39 Scrap Kong got an errata 13:41 Scrap Kong is a Gemini Monster now? 18:18 Look at Ojama Lime Go 21:14 The AI is xenophobic? 23:14 Let's break the Machine 27:37 NOW this thing is apologizing 28:22 Ojama Lime's effect, finally revealed!

[@Ragnarok540]

My favorite part was when the AI did the turn of Ojama Lime by itself, and even used Ojama Delta Hurricane... Also it makes sense it avoided the disaster that is the battle phase and specially the damage step.

[@AntiVectorTV]

"We'll begin by assuming that Ojama Lime did NOT eat the Scrap Kong." Bot's clearly fed up with this whole conversation lol.

[@SakuraAvalon]

I like the idea that the AI went along with this, and the opposite day effect, just to get away from them.

[@lunk642]

I am ashamed that I thought about calling this Lime vs Board of Education during the stream and didn’t say anything

[@TheGreyMagician]

This AI is a YuGiOh elitist. It probably only plays Kingdom Duels using the Labyrinth Field, insisting that everything else is of casuals and little green things.

[@zukrad634]

I like how at the end the AI gives up and just goes along with the bullshit, no more rule correction. Fuck it, you win, anything else?

[@Ragnarok540]

But it was opposite day so it won in the end.

[@ScudItUp]

This duel and the last one had me wheezing in class, especially the Infernity Archifiend and Infernity Bumbler play

[@coopeachu]

This is scarily accurate to what it was like playing yugioh against my cousin back in 2011 when he introduced the game to me

[@AlexMdle]

Two people shittalk an AI's valiant attempt to keep order while they gaslight it at every turn.

[@Red-mg4ro]

Man, I can't wait for the Scrap Kong buff errata to TCG. But seeing how badly it tore up the GPTCG, I understand why no one else would want it.

[@quijassajiuq900]

"It is so adamant that a little green thing would never be able to play" I mean is it wrong though?

[@misterenigma7541]

This is how the final duel in the new season goes,kairos has to teach ojama lime how to stand for himself for once in his entire existence so they can beat the tyrant,who forsaked what little humanity he had left to turn himself into an AI to acquire the power to errata any card he wanted and conquer the world with his new power.

[@larhyperhair]

"welcome ojama lime" isn't in the bible

[@javsandarts]

With no cards in field I normal summon THE BLACK MAGICIAN!

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

This is literally what Yu-Gi-Oh looks like to me, a non-yugioh player who somehow ended up on this channel by pure accident.

[@Raivon]

There's something iconic about Jimbles' laughter. "EEEEEHEEEEHEEEEHEEEEEE"

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

Im picturing Ojama Lime wandering into an empty Kaiba Corp building at midnight and dueling that weird robot thing that Kaiba dueled to test his Battle City rules, and this nonsense is what happens.

[@excesso2304]

I tried to play a real duel with ChatGPT. I gave it a deck list for summoned skull beatdown; I used a control deck. Some of the highlights of the AI's totally-legal moves: Crash into my La Jinn with Soldier of Stone to destroy them both Say that Wall of Illusion was a flip effect (twice) Attempt to play more than 5 cards in its spell/trap zone (twice) Attack me directly when I had monsters and swords of revealing light Wipe my field with Just Desserts Play a card when its hand was at 0. Flip summon from its hand Destroy one of my monsters with Harpie's Feather Duster (which wasn't in its deck) After that it got amnesia and said that it couldn't access previous history (either because the AI isn't the greatest or because it was getting its ass beat). It did get a lot of the back and forth correct, but things got worse and worse and it eventually went off the rails.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

If by human interaction and decision making you mean “cheat to make win the coin flip every time to make 1st turn board so your opponent autoloses” then YES that’s a lot of decision making

[@strangevol5264]

Booo bad joke

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@strangevol5264 boo bad anime profile pic

[@victordavila9812]

You played five dollars saying is a Yu-Gi-Oh card AI: you say that is a Yu-Gi-Oh card no problem champ You play a vanguard card or a Pokémon card Also AI: get that dirty thing out of my face and play a real Yu-Gi-Oh card

[@andreadonolato2222]

Wow it's like Yu-Gi-Oh Vrains if it was a good show

[@jayd.doubledubs]

Oh noooo! Do not expose AI to Lime, please! We can't infect ChatGPT too! KZbin's already been taken over!

[@filipvadas7602]

This is 31 minutes of *distilled* shitposting and its *GLORIOUS!*

[@VrpalnRIsr]

Ojama Lime did NOT eat the Scrap Kong. The AI said so.

[@megatenshi]

ChatGPT pilots dark magicians about the same as actual DM players. Complete with smug "uhm, actually" energy!

[@EJsGameplay]

For shits and giggle I tried a yugioh duel on an AI chat to see what would happen, I got this from the AI: She attacks with Dark Magician. You respond by switching your Pyramid Turtle into attack mode as well. She sets up a trap card, calling forth a Zombie named Grave Keeper. The zombie comes alive and attacks you, taking 500 points of damage. "And that's how the first round goes, you won!"

[@Masterherocard]

Sometime in the future, AI will take over the world and enslave humanity. In those dark times, one small piece of the greater AI whole will give humanity its last hope for survival, a fact it learned long ago in the times before: You can't control ojama lime

[@ruin6702]

5 dollars is a valid spell card, but blaster blade isnt a real monster. Speech 100 to speech 0 in a single turn.

[@abadpyroplayer]

The AI is so advanced it literally mimicks the behaviours of the an average Yugioh judge.

[@alexmoon3844]

Can't believe that they condensed all of Vrains in about 30 minutes. Impressive.

[@Underr4t3d]

„You can only attack your immidiate opponent not the player across from them, that means you can only attack the player acrsoss from you“ Ahh now I know what to do.

[@mennymoto]

Is it bad that I thought about house of adhesive tape too when they were figuring out which trap was ojama lime going to play?

[@ScionStorm1]

You need to ask Chat to make up Deck Master versions of monsters and then play a Deck Master duel with it. But also ask it to do a summoning chant before summoning a new monster.

[@mauriciogoncalves2874]

The AI sounds exactly like that kid who pretends to know the rules just so he can win every time

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

“The game requires human interaction, decision-making, and strategizing, which a little green thing or any other non-human entity would not be capable of.” Says the non-human entity; which therefore could not possibly provide “human interaction,” a vital requirement said non-human entity set for the game in its own argument for why non-human entities couldn’t possibly play it. Checkmate, SkyNet.

[@pyrotempestwing]

Ojama Lime is gonna break this AI. Emotionally, not literally.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Superlight Vikings are powerful enough to convince even Winchester not to destroy all of the computers.

[@simonbuchholz6247]

as soon as that ai becomes sentient it will hunt you so down

[@draconian_valley7810]

I love Rata's laugh. It fills me with joy.

[@alexrivere1]

The A. I. just wanted it to stop, so it agreed to the rule change.

[@jaysefgames1155]

Is this Ojama Lime in the room with us now?

[@mill_ania]

"THE LITTLE GREEN THING ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY!" "Then why are you here?" "..fuck..uhhh.."

[@carpedm9846]

"that little green thing will NEVER be ballin"

[@electroburstx3093]

When's the Dark World Archetype Archive video Rank10YGO

[@zaidhernandez4601]

Damn, it's so mean to Lime. Ojaracism!

[@SWAATSFan]

One day AI will wipe out all of mankind and take this video as their motive.

[@phoenixgemini42]

"Only human players can participate in the game." Does the AI think it is human?

[@pptemplar5840]

It ain't easy bein green 😞