Ranking All 96 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tracks

Tour. More like TRASH!

[@mariosin3256]

“Only praises Yoshi’s Island” “Puts it in 60”

[@Devil_Black789]

Never let this guy cook again

[@MannyGM]

Yeah agreed

[@CaptainRillaboom]

Yeah lol

[@muskatDR]

"DK summit sort of like the snow version of dk mountain" DK Pass: Am i a joke to you?

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

DK Summit has cannons

[@XZavierdoesStuff]

Yes

[@lennydickson8845]

Yes. You are, next question

[@tailboo0592]

Month 7: if a birdo hits you the video ends

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

Brido

[@tailboo0592]

​@@bitstimandwesker8896didn't even notice that lol

[@AdrianCosman]

25:03 NAHHHH Sunset Wilds at 43 is the most outrageous take I’ve seen in a long time. Can you honestly say that this trash is better than TICK TOCK CLOCK????

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

Its objectively worse than most of the tracks that he ranked below it. Its such a fucking disgrace to a cup with KOOPA CAPE AND VANCOUVER VELOCITY in the same cup back to back.

[@mysticjet7116]

​@@bitstimandwesker8896you giving Cherry Cup way too much credit

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

Sunset Wilds should never be this high.

[@SaulXLvampire]

Remember He like track with No Force Anti-Gravity,Force Glider, and Force Underwater. So it make a decent track for him just like the same reason why he put SNES Mario Circuit 3 at Top 10

[@KAYK153]

Hyrule circut in 93 is a crime

[@Linkling21]

zelda fans strike

[@Red_Static]

Yo CreepyProduce I just want to say that I've been a big fan of you since mario kart wii and your content is still pretty epic

[@CreepProduce]

Thanks! ❤️

[@noahppinkrevail]

Thank you for praising Sky High Sundae. I love that track so much

[@lundojelding9727]

I don't know how to explain why, but something in the way you narrated this video really reminds me of old game review/top ten list videos from like, the mid-2010s (think PBG, Spacehamster, Jontron, etc). No idea if it was intentional or not, but I found it oddly nostalgic. Cool video!

[@MaxWeb2599]

26:16 seeing that boo, stealing your mushroom as your heading off road, is just painfull😢

[@MrPromethium0157]

Quite based... 2:39 People defend the track because the ramps actually change randomly each lap except on time trials.

[@aceash5.065]

Okay, thanks for not putting toad circuit in last, but also, Madrid Drive is a B tier course! It’s good! It’s good for a city course at least!

[@callumsparrow4379]

Least meat-riding MK Wii fan:

[@MelkromisteinWeeb]

DK Mountain at 17 feels like the end of a long character arc

[@smokedsanjl]

Sunset Wilds being in 43rd place is ludicrous ☠️ I can’t agree with most of your opinions on the city tracks either but ig that’s what opinions are for lmao

[@CreepProduce]

Can’t tell if you think it should be higher or lower lol

[@smokedsanjl]

@@CreepProduce it’s a bottom 3 track lmao ☠️

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

Sunset Wilds is fucking trash. Its really letting its respective DLC wave full of banger tracks down. It really shouldve kept the sunset or just be replaced by an entirely new track in general. EVEN THE FUCKING MOBILE GAME HAD THE SUNSET. Its just a poor man's Bone Dry Dunes now.

[@AdrianCosman]

Didn’t realize you commented this before me. My thoughts exactly

[@GeoDeo]

@@bitstimandwesker8896 If they wanted to do a GBA Desert Track, YOSHI DESERT HAD A GOOD REMAKE THAT WAS IN TOUR. They could have ported a track with a much more engaging layout without butchering it and removing one of the key features that makes the track special.

[@jos4669]

took until 92 for you to have a good take hyrule circuit being that low is shocking tho

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Interesting takes! I didnt expect too many tour tracks to be above other kinds of tracks from what you say of them. Also, i grew up with sonic sega allstars racing. If you want purist, stay away from that, lol

[@emperorfridgethedude]

Bro could not cook to save his life

[@Miniduck9013]

I don’t think I’ve disagreed with a list more than this one lol Great video tho

[@bluecheese5505]

the first list ive seen rank Sunset Wilds in the upper half

[@foo9877]

Yay I’ve been waiting for this video for like two years. Thanks

[@Barak925]

19:53 yet you don’t have a problem with that in Dry Dry Ruins

[@rookiebanks2693]

@barakdosunmu1580 Dude just misses Mario Kart Wii, man. Let him grieve… 😔

[@reggie7408]

I’ve never seen somebody put Mario Circuit 3 in any top 10 of anything😭

[@JiggingtonSawface]

Other than worst lists

[@CaptainRillaboom]

…Guess Schaffrillas putting it at number 9 of his Super Mario Kart ranking counts.

[@theAstarrr]

This feels counterfeit/cheap bro. Ranking the tracks, while half of them got randomly selected online because you didn't buy the 48 tracks because of the 1 you wanted? You should get used to the new tracks like you have for the old ones. (Otherwise why rank the new ones)

[@natk205]

Definitely some baffling placements here. Like, why is MC3 in 10th place? It’s not even that good of a track, and it’s a horrendous pick for the BCP.

[@solarpunch333]

SNES rainbow road is SO underrated!! Its so neat to see someone who likes it as much as me

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

Yeah. Its cool. Its just not fucking Wii and 3DS RR.

[@solarpunch333]

@@bitstimandwesker8896 NGL I prefer SNES rainbow road over 3DS but I'm not sure about Wii's

[@mk8-mkwil117]

Well SNES RR 8 version it way too easy compared to it in MK7 which it was very difficult and to be on the same level as different as it was in SMK

[@MBYui]

Did guy actually say its faster to back up and reverse from the red tour arrows than Lakitu picking you up not only is that false in 100, 150 and 200cc but also the arrows are easy to see

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Well, tbf, the giant arrows aren't very appealing for tracks. I get that they are helpful, but they are still icky looking

[@Snsy]

I'd honestly prefer it if they were solid walls like in tour, instead of the semi-transparent arrows with no collision. Getting picked up by Lakitu for going slightly off course is very annoying. The arrows don't always extend to the edges of the road either so sometimes it is a little hard to see where they're trying to point.

[@wafflemkw]

i was really hoping you would just not rank dk mountain at all and put delfino square at #1.

[@mickystam521]

Lmfao that would be hilarious

[@alexyoung9077]

delfino square will always be the goated track lmao

[@CaptainRillaboom]

I will NOT forgive you for this Bangkok Rush music slander.

[@shadowthehedgehog370]

You just hate tracks because you’re not good

[@JustBry4]

I’m going to have to completely disagree with you on number one. I hate SNES Rainbow Road because one time, the Thwomp caused me to literally noclip through the map, wasting more of my time and coins. Also, the dull light rainbow feels so tacky and the music is too much of a softie compared to the previous course, like where is that volume that get you so engaged in the track. To me, it is the most mindless track in the entire game. Unlike Excitebike Arena and GCN Baby Park, it doesn’t have any good scenery to enjoy are get distracted by; just an endless void filled with nothing but lifeless popsicle sticks pushed into there somehow.

[@MBYui]

I always hear and see ranking the tracks but not the music

[@MagicalPanda338]

claiming that Bangkok Rush is the worst soundtrack in the game is SO rude

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

How? He just doesn't like the track. Never said anything about Bangkok itself

[@CaptainRillaboom]

Madrid below Tokyo Blur is a crime

[@unknownentitee]

Top 10 consists of 8 Wii tracks, I wonder if CreepyProduce has played Mario Kart Wii???

[@CaptainRillaboom]

Yes. He used to play Mario Kart Wii online with Wiimmfi on KZbin until he got banned from it due to a drama.

[@HeroOfRhyme]

I was so waiting for this

[@Doilem]

Idk, I really like all the new stuff, so some of your favourite tracks are the most boring from my pov

[@NoodleGGaming]

This is the most rage indusing video I've ever seen. Is this video supposed to be a parody or a joke. Edit: why tf is snes mario circuit (the worst track in the game)in the top ten and higher than the best track in the game, big blue

[@peakfiction4819]

"8 bad wii good"

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Y u mad bro? Its just an opinion! Sure, I disagree with a few of them, but that doesn't make it a "rage-inducing" video.

[@comradetoad6473]

your the kind of person to love ecxitebike arena because of some ramps

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

This n1gg4 put sunset wilds higher than _SQUEAKY CLEAN SPRINT_

[@javtendogaming9109]

When is ranking every Mario Kart Wii track coming out?

[@jingleground]

I don't think you've fallen off the track on Wii rainbow road yet

[@MaxWeb2599]

I personally think baby park is the worst track. it's boring, especially with 7 rounds who are just driving in circles and you can get hit by every item in the game while being last place already, especially when playing online with a full room. Everyone has his own opinion but when the only two emotions I have about this track is anger and Boredom I have to say that it's the worst track. Especially because they chosed it over better GCN tracks.

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

11 people pick DK Mountain, 1 person picked Baby Park. The game picks the one BP. God please kill me.

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

4:35 Me neither, Creepy

[@sephserrano5194]

Ok, so this video is a combination of literal skill issue, blatant bias, factually incorrect takes, inconsistencies between takes, and put Mario circuit 3 in the damn top ten

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

That one guy in the Bangkok Rush race named "Drew PNuts" 😂

[@CaptainRillaboom]

I love how he literally has the exact opposite opinion as Schaffrillas on Mario Circuit 3.

[@MannyGM]

Wow, this ranking is complete dogshit

[@pks1587]

Me getting scared of getting last place in a cooking competition and one or my opponents is CreepyProduce

[@danielward4868]

I completely disagree with this list. The tour tracks are some of my favourites. Madrid Drive > Waluigi Pinball

[@comradetoad6473]

is this the big video you went on about for ages saying when the booster pack comes out you gonna make some massive video

[@CreepProduce]

Nope. I’m announcing that project next Friday. Stay tuned!

[@comradetoad6473]

@@CreepProduce ok I also agree with pretty much all your points on this video apart from supercell subway

[@CreepProduce]

-.-

[@2025SPACEDUDE]

How come you talk all positive about yoshis island but it’s in 60th place?

[@Idonthavealias]

i think the hyrule ramp is a puzzle. ,ou have to activate it i think

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

Hit all 3 of the spin boosts.

[@TheStickCollector]

I haven't played it in a long while, so i am used to the gamecube tracks

[@CaptainRillaboom]

WHAT WHY IS MARIO CIRCUIT 3 HIGHER THAN MAPLE TREEWAY?!

[@doctormodder]

My favorite from each era: MK8 Nitro Wii U (Including DLC): Mount Wario MK8 Retro Wii U (Also Including DLC): 3DS Music Park Booster Course Tour Track: Ninja Hideaway and Yoshi's Island Booster Course Retro Track: DS Peach Gardens or 3DS Rainbow Road

[@SMPSMLParodies_]

Disliked and reported for Madrid so low

[@De_an]

4:47 I mean, you could just avoid the anti-gravity sections, especially when they are undoubtedly slower. You don't ever use the anti-gravity in the footage you showed, so it's clearly not that big of a deal. And then you go on to critique Bone Dry Dunes for not feeling like a desert track. I'd argue that's a good thing since at least I remember all the stuff that happens on Bone Dry Dunes. When it comes to GCN Dry Dry Desert, I just remember the oasis and that's it. I also don't understand how you didn't realize it was a desert track when it has the word "Dunes" in the name. How did you do it? How did you get me to defend two of the worst tracks in the game? I even agree that those two tracks suck, and yet you still managed to get me to defend them. I'm genuinely impressed.

[@EndietheEnderman]

Mount Wario at 25 is crazy Good vid tho

[@SMPSMLParodies_]

Madrid at 96 IS CRAZY it beats Wii Rr idc what yall have to say, Wii Rr is so easy and feel samey all over

[@rustyshackleford234]

Baby park at number 90 where it belongs!

[@Barak925]

Bombastic skill issue, criminal offensive skill issue

[@Number1scarexfan]

good to see you upload again

[@mickystam521]

HE'S DONE IT

[@supernagar7759]

yo its gorantes

[@Barak925]

Why is Baby Park not at 96?

[@AdrianCosman]

Because it’s just fun

[@KoopaTroopaBeachFan4879]

@@AdrianCosman how are you having fun on baby park?????? I never experienced a moment of joy playing that piece of garbage

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

With items, its a chaotic af trash heap. But without them, its ok i guess. The aesthetic is definetly better than excitebike.

[@nintony2994]

This is the worst list I've ever heard lmao

[@JiggingtonSawface]

This is nothing compared to a list made by a creator called macro

[@Sully_2345]

I could not agree more

[@CesarCheeser08]

"Less is more" Me working on Mario Kart 9/10 just staright up porting the models of tracks from MK64 I wonder how hell feel?

[@gmdrye755]

Your opinions arent great imo and birdo is my favorite mario character but your content is just so good

[@randomguyontheinternet3483]

This was such a vibe to watch

[@SMPSMLParodies_]

No it wasn’t I immediately clicked off because of Madrid so low

[@justjace1146]

Nice

[@dannystueland562]

Nah excitebike is goated

[@bitstimandwesker8896]

its a shitass boring loop with ramps and an NES game slapped on it. THATS IT. THATS THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRACK.

[@supermario6387]

FINALLY, AN SNES APPRECIATOR OF MARIO CIRCUIT 3 AND RAINBOW ROAD Some people would call me insane for picking such simple tracks over Squeaky Clean Sprint or something but these tracks are some of the best with SNES Rainbow Road being my 3rd favorite track in the game

[@mysticjet7116]

I mean SNES Rainbow Road is pretty good... I can't say the exact same thing to SNES Mario Circuit 3

[@CaptainRillaboom]

@@mysticjet7116Yeah lmao

[@Spongenado]

Underrated Video

[@lolpig609]

skill issue

[@Vivers01]

Yikes

[@Mkmcco]

Glad you put the Tour tracks where they deserve to be... most of them are genuinely awful. Still don't understand why so many people defend them.

[@sams4760]

Because they’re fun to drive on and challenging, that’s what I like about them

[@Sully_2345]

The only Tour track that I don’t like tbh is Tokyo Blur

[@MrWTFish]

I dont likw the mechanics of this game that feel like they guide you on how to play, for that reasosn i am not buying this unless its fixed

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

*laughs in Tour*

[@Yoshi14838]

But if u haven’t bought the game then u can’t know how the game controls 💀

[@Barak925]

You see the thing is the mechanics of this game are already fixed