All 41 Dark Souls 2 Bosses ranked on how well they could telemarket and sell a product over the phone! #darksouls #darksouls2 #fromsoftware #eldenring #meme #mlg
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@houyeet3 ай бұрын
The fact that there’s Dark Souls 2 telemarketers eludes to the fact that there must be Dark Souls 2 scammers
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
We (The Bearer of the Curse) are the scammer obviously! Scamming those bosses out of their souls😎
@houyeet3 ай бұрын
@@thatotherguysf1089 yea I totally beat all the bosses and didn’t die even once👍🏻
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Same same! Never have died in any Dark Souls before!!
@Stoneador3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately Patches didn’t appear in this game
@ihatehandleupdate3 ай бұрын
@@Stoneador Pate is kinda Patches? He baits you into a trap the first time you meet him. And also, both start with "Pat"
@CeciditLux3 ай бұрын
Adaptability being one of the qualities is hilarious
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Gotta adapt when they get a unique potential customer 😎
@captainhopper63343 ай бұрын
Executioners Chariot is an F tier Telemarketer and an S tier door to door salesman. Imagine him when he hits the suburbs and finds a culdesac.
@yay8422 ай бұрын
That's why I argue he's F tier. Since he reaches a culdesac, the fucker won't stop looping around
@icetide94113 ай бұрын
A benefit of fume knight is telling him that he is competing with Vesltadt for "telemarketer of the month" The guy suddenly gets REALLY competitive and telemarkets so hard
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Maybe so. Just get Velstadt to egg him on and watch the sales roll in
@floppagaming64563 ай бұрын
Finally. A serious dark souls 2 lore analysis
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
It is dead serious. I only answer the questions on everyone’s minds
@RelativelySaneStudio2 ай бұрын
Looking Glass Knight be like: "I don't think you have what it takes to use this cleaning product, Jeff"
@SerbianSalmon3 ай бұрын
Now THIS, this is real dark souls 2 content
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
I am glad you got the question you had on your mind answered😎
@khajiitimanus74323 ай бұрын
Aldia, Pursuer, and Velstadt each have access to wifi. They can teleport or be summoned. Aldia especially. Having broader focus is good and all, but Aldia can actually get cell service across all of Drangleic. He can call ya in the Gutter, he can call ya in the Undead Crypt, he can call ya in Dragon Aerie. And those are just for the player - he can probably just up and call wherever. That's useful. Plus, y'know, as a scholar... if he did switch gears from the Undead Curse, he'd be really good at prepping information about his potential sales leads.
@patryhy14753 ай бұрын
You are litterally the funniest guy i found on KZbin this year. Came for Terraria, stayed for genius, abstract and hilarious ideas.
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
I am so honored! I hope you continue to enjoy the content!
@wheatpuncher273 ай бұрын
what an excellent premise. i agree on the jolly cooperation between rats
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
I love the idea of rats all working together to make some sales😎
@arcshadowstorm2 ай бұрын
And they also probably have really smooth voices, just like their rat king
@TheLewisDawg3 ай бұрын
Now I vehemently disagree with the placement of the Ruin Sentinels. It's summer season and they could peddle frisbees to overworked soccer moms, whose kids need to be kept busy with something during holidays. Moreover, the Sentinels clearly use a nuber of slimming products and form-adjusting armors to get that beach bod and steely abs. I just think they have a lot to offer.
@allthingsfighting45183 ай бұрын
This stays my favorite weekly upload channel and I request a list using Hollow Knight in some capacity please sir
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Hey I am glad you like it! (Don’t worry, Hollow Knight is on the list. It just may be a while)
@sirbottlekick16903 ай бұрын
this is so absurd i love it so much
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Good I am glad you enjoyed it!!
@thegolden4th3 ай бұрын
Part of me wonders which one of the Dark Souls bosses would be the best chef
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Depends on what food you enjoy! Or what foods (or Undead) they enjoy😉
@fueselwe3 ай бұрын
I mean Yhorm is besties with the soup bro himself, has to be him at least by proxy
@garrettfrench55743 ай бұрын
I'd say that sister fride from ds3 dlc would be at least a tier given her soup making
@maturegambino94763 ай бұрын
Best ds2 vid Oat Instant sub
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
I am so glad you enjoyed it! I hope you like Dark Souls 3 too😎
@kieronirwin87413 ай бұрын
Just found this channel, really funny and interesting tier list concepts
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Hey I am glad you like them! There’s more to come!
@josiahvasey66723 ай бұрын
Your channel is super underrated, love the content! I'd love to see an elden ring tierlist
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Just give it a little time and someone’s wish may come true😉
@thebigdork80303 ай бұрын
Commenting before finishing the video and I wanna guess prowling magus is A or S rank. I mean, dude's basically a televangelist who managed to market his way into a health bar. Edit: You know in hindsight he did decide to set up shop in a spider infested basement and his congregation doesn't include any of the Falconers or Peasants who could actually afford some tithes... D tier does kinda make sense.
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
That dude sure picked a weird spot though
@haikofthegods3 ай бұрын
Now that's peak content
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
I appreciate it! I hope the next video is just as peak
@arturtourinhomascarenhas77923 ай бұрын
They just be doing any tier list now eh? I’m loving it
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Just wait until you see what Dark Souls 3 will be about😎
@springtrapnibba3 ай бұрын
Imma be real i feel blue smelter is different enough, hes smarter since he can use magic
@btarczy50672 ай бұрын
Pursuer is one of those go-getter telemarketers who will call again and again and you know, I‘m not even mad about it. Issue is, he’s kind of a pushover. Yeah, he has some tricks up his sleeve but he won’t even use them. I don’t know, despite his inclination to pester you over and over it might be a moral choice and I respect that. All that to say, he’s the winner in my heart even if he doesn’t sell me nothing.
@gamingbread93843 ай бұрын
How do you come up with these ideas
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
It’s a question that the Dark Souls community has been asking for years! I had to answer it
@imawarcriminal57013 ай бұрын
You did The Rotten and Covetous dirty, Rotten just wants to help undead and Covetous just loved mytha
@somi1103 ай бұрын
You forgot something about Dark Lurker that could place him at high A or above. He can clone himself, effectively quadrupling his work efficiency
@multibomble3 ай бұрын
Velstat would totally sell novelty bells
@XenoChron22 ай бұрын
6:00 How will that happen? They are literal magical skeletons.
@jackspielman54883 ай бұрын
Subscribed. Right away.
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Hey thanks so much! Just wait until next week😎
@darkismkayla2 ай бұрын
I really love your taste and style always so chic. My faves would be the kislux leather backpack and the Swarovski pave diamond ring so gorg. Thank you for your recommendations.
@thosebloodybadgers84993 ай бұрын
The Magus did NOT deserve D tier, wth! Like, they're straight up tele-evangelist material! They have a congregation, so that shows that they are more than capable of attracting crowds and making people listen! S tier, easy.
@Shoebil3 ай бұрын
Guys with Carl Brutananadilowski as profile pic are always a treat to witness.
@Ricaidius3 ай бұрын
The Skeleton lords are an entire sales team for the price of only 3 salaries, you’re nuts for bottom bro
@magicalgirlanime3 ай бұрын
I don't know what's more insane, the fact that this shitpost of a video exists or that I enjoy it and plan on watching your others.
@its_saber15253 ай бұрын
Now the real question, which Dark Souls 3 bosses would be the best at chess?
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
A Dark Souls 3 tier list may be in the near future🧐
@headecas3 ай бұрын
Finally, a video that focuses on the DeEpEsT lOrE
@AAs-ef7hj3 ай бұрын
Chat I think we’re cooked
@ZenkeAilor3 ай бұрын
kislux versace bag is so cute
@Never_Raines3 ай бұрын
I'd buy anything the demon of song wanted to sell me
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
I would too and it would probably be a total piece of junk too
@ancientwombat10033 ай бұрын
Covetous demon slighted
@PrincipalSkinner31903 ай бұрын
This is what youtube was made for.
@BirchMonkey8572 ай бұрын
I'd buy tire spikes from the Executioner's Chariot if they were deployable, so I could specifically target pickup trucks. Lost Sinner would sell weighted jackets etc. for exercise well. Personally I'd bump Mytha down a bit just for the probable legal issues she would cause. Unless you got her to sell homeopathic poison, i.e. just water. Vendrick's selling workout tapes with an emphasis on meditation. Seek strength, the rest will follow. 26:30 Who's "we?" _you_ stab them in the back, I don't. "Undead bathwater" came out of nowhere and sent me. It really depends on whether Elana intentionally sung poison into Sinh's heart or not. If so, she'd undermine everyone else by being toxic to her coworkers, and your total sales would fall.
@PospaniKosac3 ай бұрын
How u come up wit these tier lists?
@Giga-lemesh2 ай бұрын
Excellent
@lukegee45263 ай бұрын
Lmao this is too good 😂
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Hey I appreciate it! I just like making dumb content!
@eren__morwen59473 ай бұрын
Dark souls 2 is the best souls game just for making the fans so brainrotted to create this video
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
It is of upmost importance to answer this question!
@eren__morwen59473 ай бұрын
This is the most brainrotted Souls video I've ever seen. This is peak Internet
@thatotherguysf10893 ай бұрын
Just wait there may be another brainrotted Souls video😉
@XenoChron22 ай бұрын
Woah, an E tier?
@Dastardly_Duo3 ай бұрын
The way you seriously talk about these lists keep completely me focused