Ranking All Dark Souls 2 Bosses On Their Telemarketing Skills

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All 41 Dark Souls 2 Bosses ranked on how well they could telemarket and sell a product over the phone!
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@houyeet 3 ай бұрын

The fact that there’s Dark Souls 2 telemarketers eludes to the fact that there must be Dark Souls 2 scammers

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

We (The Bearer of the Curse) are the scammer obviously! Scamming those bosses out of their souls😎

@houyeet 3 ай бұрын

@@thatotherguysf1089 yea I totally beat all the bosses and didn’t die even once👍🏻

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Same same! Never have died in any Dark Souls before!!

@Stoneador 3 ай бұрын

Unfortunately Patches didn’t appear in this game

@ihatehandleupdate 3 ай бұрын

@@Stoneador Pate is kinda Patches? He baits you into a trap the first time you meet him. And also, both start with "Pat"

@CeciditLux 3 ай бұрын

Adaptability being one of the qualities is hilarious

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Gotta adapt when they get a unique potential customer 😎

@captainhopper6334 3 ай бұрын

Executioners Chariot is an F tier Telemarketer and an S tier door to door salesman. Imagine him when he hits the suburbs and finds a culdesac.

@yay842 2 ай бұрын

That's why I argue he's F tier. Since he reaches a culdesac, the fucker won't stop looping around

@icetide9411 3 ай бұрын

A benefit of fume knight is telling him that he is competing with Vesltadt for "telemarketer of the month" The guy suddenly gets REALLY competitive and telemarkets so hard

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Maybe so. Just get Velstadt to egg him on and watch the sales roll in

@floppagaming6456 3 ай бұрын

Finally. A serious dark souls 2 lore analysis

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

It is dead serious. I only answer the questions on everyone’s minds

@RelativelySaneStudio 2 ай бұрын

Looking Glass Knight be like: "I don't think you have what it takes to use this cleaning product, Jeff"

@SerbianSalmon 3 ай бұрын

Now THIS, this is real dark souls 2 content

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I am glad you got the question you had on your mind answered😎

@khajiitimanus7432 3 ай бұрын

Aldia, Pursuer, and Velstadt each have access to wifi. They can teleport or be summoned. Aldia especially. Having broader focus is good and all, but Aldia can actually get cell service across all of Drangleic. He can call ya in the Gutter, he can call ya in the Undead Crypt, he can call ya in Dragon Aerie. And those are just for the player - he can probably just up and call wherever. That's useful. Plus, y'know, as a scholar... if he did switch gears from the Undead Curse, he'd be really good at prepping information about his potential sales leads.

@patryhy1475 3 ай бұрын

You are litterally the funniest guy i found on KZbin this year. Came for Terraria, stayed for genius, abstract and hilarious ideas.

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I am so honored! I hope you continue to enjoy the content!

@wheatpuncher27 3 ай бұрын

what an excellent premise. i agree on the jolly cooperation between rats

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I love the idea of rats all working together to make some sales😎

@arcshadowstorm 2 ай бұрын

And they also probably have really smooth voices, just like their rat king

@TheLewisDawg 3 ай бұрын

Now I vehemently disagree with the placement of the Ruin Sentinels. It's summer season and they could peddle frisbees to overworked soccer moms, whose kids need to be kept busy with something during holidays. Moreover, the Sentinels clearly use a nuber of slimming products and form-adjusting armors to get that beach bod and steely abs. I just think they have a lot to offer.

@allthingsfighting4518 3 ай бұрын

This stays my favorite weekly upload channel and I request a list using Hollow Knight in some capacity please sir

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Hey I am glad you like it! (Don’t worry, Hollow Knight is on the list. It just may be a while)

@sirbottlekick1690 3 ай бұрын

this is so absurd i love it so much

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Good I am glad you enjoyed it!!

@thegolden4th 3 ай бұрын

Part of me wonders which one of the Dark Souls bosses would be the best chef

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Depends on what food you enjoy! Or what foods (or Undead) they enjoy😉

@fueselwe 3 ай бұрын

I mean Yhorm is besties with the soup bro himself, has to be him at least by proxy

@garrettfrench5574 3 ай бұрын

I'd say that sister fride from ds3 dlc would be at least a tier given her soup making

@maturegambino9476 3 ай бұрын

Best ds2 vid Oat Instant sub

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I am so glad you enjoyed it! I hope you like Dark Souls 3 too😎

@kieronirwin8741 3 ай бұрын

Just found this channel, really funny and interesting tier list concepts

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Hey I am glad you like them! There’s more to come!

@josiahvasey6672 3 ай бұрын

Your channel is super underrated, love the content! I'd love to see an elden ring tierlist

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Just give it a little time and someone’s wish may come true😉

@thebigdork8030 3 ай бұрын

Commenting before finishing the video and I wanna guess prowling magus is A or S rank. I mean, dude's basically a televangelist who managed to market his way into a health bar. Edit: You know in hindsight he did decide to set up shop in a spider infested basement and his congregation doesn't include any of the Falconers or Peasants who could actually afford some tithes... D tier does kinda make sense.

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

That dude sure picked a weird spot though

@haikofthegods 3 ай бұрын

Now that's peak content

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I appreciate it! I hope the next video is just as peak

@arturtourinhomascarenhas7792 3 ай бұрын

They just be doing any tier list now eh? I’m loving it

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Just wait until you see what Dark Souls 3 will be about😎

@springtrapnibba 3 ай бұрын

Imma be real i feel blue smelter is different enough, hes smarter since he can use magic

@btarczy5067 2 ай бұрын

Pursuer is one of those go-getter telemarketers who will call again and again and you know, I‘m not even mad about it. Issue is, he’s kind of a pushover. Yeah, he has some tricks up his sleeve but he won’t even use them. I don’t know, despite his inclination to pester you over and over it might be a moral choice and I respect that. All that to say, he’s the winner in my heart even if he doesn’t sell me nothing.

@gamingbread9384 3 ай бұрын

How do you come up with these ideas

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

It’s a question that the Dark Souls community has been asking for years! I had to answer it

@imawarcriminal5701 3 ай бұрын

You did The Rotten and Covetous dirty, Rotten just wants to help undead and Covetous just loved mytha

@somi110 3 ай бұрын

You forgot something about Dark Lurker that could place him at high A or above. He can clone himself, effectively quadrupling his work efficiency

@multibomble 3 ай бұрын

Velstat would totally sell novelty bells

@XenoChron2 2 ай бұрын

6:00 How will that happen? They are literal magical skeletons.

@jackspielman5488 3 ай бұрын

Subscribed. Right away.

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Hey thanks so much! Just wait until next week😎

@darkismkayla 2 ай бұрын

I really love your taste and style always so chic. My faves would be the kislux leather backpack and the Swarovski pave diamond ring so gorg. Thank you for your recommendations.

@thosebloodybadgers8499 3 ай бұрын

The Magus did NOT deserve D tier, wth! Like, they're straight up tele-evangelist material! They have a congregation, so that shows that they are more than capable of attracting crowds and making people listen! S tier, easy.

@Shoebil 3 ай бұрын

Guys with Carl Brutananadilowski as profile pic are always a treat to witness.

@Ricaidius 3 ай бұрын

The Skeleton lords are an entire sales team for the price of only 3 salaries, you’re nuts for bottom bro

@magicalgirlanime 3 ай бұрын

I don't know what's more insane, the fact that this shitpost of a video exists or that I enjoy it and plan on watching your others.

@its_saber1525 3 ай бұрын

Now the real question, which Dark Souls 3 bosses would be the best at chess?

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

A Dark Souls 3 tier list may be in the near future🧐

@headecas 3 ай бұрын

Finally, a video that focuses on the DeEpEsT lOrE

@AAs-ef7hj 3 ай бұрын

Chat I think we’re cooked

@ZenkeAilor 3 ай бұрын

kislux versace bag is so cute

@Never_Raines 3 ай бұрын

I'd buy anything the demon of song wanted to sell me

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I would too and it would probably be a total piece of junk too

@ancientwombat1003 3 ай бұрын

Covetous demon slighted

@PrincipalSkinner3190 3 ай бұрын

This is what youtube was made for.

@BirchMonkey857 2 ай бұрын

I'd buy tire spikes from the Executioner's Chariot if they were deployable, so I could specifically target pickup trucks. Lost Sinner would sell weighted jackets etc. for exercise well. Personally I'd bump Mytha down a bit just for the probable legal issues she would cause. Unless you got her to sell homeopathic poison, i.e. just water. Vendrick's selling workout tapes with an emphasis on meditation. Seek strength, the rest will follow. 26:30 Who's "we?" _you_ stab them in the back, I don't. "Undead bathwater" came out of nowhere and sent me. It really depends on whether Elana intentionally sung poison into Sinh's heart or not. If so, she'd undermine everyone else by being toxic to her coworkers, and your total sales would fall.