Ranking every drink in history (Tier List)

[@ChefBagel]

After going so long without the sustenance that is nl’s takes on groceries and similarly mundane items, the savior has returned to tell us why our favorite drink is actually dogshit.

[@TooKorky]

I only feel eggs validation as my favourite is water

[@Charlies_Factory]

@@TooKorky to be fair it should be everyone’s “drink daily” as it is literally the sustenance of all life. So your validation should be taken lightly. Or very heavily? Idk

[@IHitMyKeyboard]

@@Charlies_FactoryI only drink water on sundays

[@TomoLamp]

​@@TooKorkyhe already dissed you water drinkers before so its fine

[@yungthunder2681]

It's a weird time in the world that my favorite content on the internet is a bald man ranking grocery items and judging redditors

[@G33KST4R]

im pogging

[@paperbaggy3]

He's bald??

[@YamsOnToast]

@@paperbaggy3ily

[@oliverb7897]

the fact that water didn't go in to "I'll stick with water, thanks" is a tragedy

[@jenm1]

The logical implications are frightening ngl

[@justaguyyknow8730]

Water is better than water confirmed ?!!1!!1!!1!

[@serroga2000]

Lmao

[@nobodyburgen4594]

Hahaha

[@simonbergqvist]

To be fair its the "worse then water" category, not "as good as water". And water isn't worse then water.

[@purplatypus7405]

I used to work with a 45 year old woman who said at least once a week that "The taste of water makes me puke" I am still not convinced she was actually human.

[@cibor07]

That was a rat-human hybrid, probably.

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Its pretty metallic. I drink it because it's really healthy sure, but I won't lie it's not what I would call good-tasting. I feel like we're all exaggerating here, you, your co-worker, NL saying it's delicious. Its just water, its kinda bad, you aren't cool for liking what you need to drink to have a functioning healthy body. I feel like most people are just acting or just fake it until they condition themselves. But then again it wouldn't be the internet if people weren't sensationalistic.

[@sucrow7659]

Depends on the city/well you get it from. It can be pretty gross even if it’s perfectly safe to drink

[@Show_My_Name_Not_My_Handle]

Generally speaking, if my choices are be thirsty, or drink water, I'm choosing to be thirsty 98% of the time. I can recall several times in my life where I didn't consume any water (on it's own) for upwards of six months at a time. Most water just tastes bad. Not "makes me puke" bad, but just... IDK how to describe it well. It's like eating minimally cooked plain oatmeal, but minus the interesting texture. I will say, though, that there was one variety of water that I found to be tasty. It was an artesian well that used to be in downtown Olympia, WA that contained it. it kinda just leaked out through this weird pipe in the middle of some paved lot. I know how that sounds, but it was good. Since then, if it's not on that level, I don't fuck with it.

[@buttnuts2599]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 damn i feel like an asshole for underapreciating having good tap water in my area. I have never every thought water to be metallic, if anything it's a bit sweet.

[@micalishis]

"I'll be your adblock" *proceeds to stop and read out all the ads to us...

[@bittabants]

S-Tier not being named "Juice Me" is devastating.

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Little juice, little tease. Or was it squeeze.

[@algumnomeaihehe]

bro you said the line XD also you said the "is devastating" meme words like other in-groupers say it! wow

[@SilverionX]

@@algumnomeaihehe Is your nickname a license plate number?

[@notchillstorm]

​@@SilverionX license plate enthusiast

[@cassiboi1423]

describing bubble tea as “swanky juice” is why no one else can fill the NL void

[@kienducpham1136]

NL: complains people having too much time on threir hands Also NL: making tier list on drinks Also me: watching man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time

[@aBlackMage]

Me: reading your comment about watching a man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time. At 2AM. What am I doing with my life

[@Wertsir]

Buddha got it right man, time is just a circle. We’re all just stuck in an endless cycle of having too much time and complaining about it. This is our samsara.

[@awyoung706]

Also NL: Making $$ to support himself and his family while having a blast and doing what he loves. Damn this man is too entertaining and has life solved lol.

[@Grim-mler]

At least he gets paid for it

[@jamesericson1239]

Gotta admire the art direction of 2007 meme formatting for 95% of these beverages.

[@Smoneey]

I could totally see that image of a glass of water with “water” in impact font become some modern zoomer meme with 20 layers of irony to it

[@trulsarnes8277]

@@Smoneey I'm a zoomer and can confirm. As soon as he scrolled down and the pictures showed up I laughed more than I'd like to admit

[@ivanjermakov]

@@Smoneey it's already happening

[@steveharveyoswald6248]

Gatorade being labeled "Energy Drinks" with 100% sincerity made me laugh pretty hard.

[@kvxztdr]

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[@NicolaeHolley]

These 90+ minute videos of NL just ranting about [home appliances/snack foods/drinks/TBOI items] are life to me.

[@V0r4xiz]

Same! I am also fully willing to admit that this is probably some of the worst ways to spend your time and builds an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a man who, at best acknowledges your cheeky taunts during the rare win over him at a Malf SAP invitational during the early rounds, abusing shop difference and, at worst doesn't know who you are nor has the time or reason to care to know. [imagine NL interjecting with "You're losing me my jury!" for your entertainment while reading this chat essay] But god dammit, I love it and I won't have it any other way.

[@connorking984]

@@V0r4xiz Too real ;-;

[@ResidentHooook]

NL simply had to tank the analytics, 1M subs was coming was too fast.

[@Charlies_Factory]

Super auto pets did a number on the sub count. Didnt even notice thought he still had like 350k.

[@blaken2880]

@@Charlies_Factory He did see a jump but he was in 800k since like 2020

[@dravarian26]

"Most people just ambiently wander through life in a daze of consumption. 'Oh this is good!', 'sweet mmmm'. Every move they see: 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!', 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!' I'm constantly turning the gears in there. Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good because it's hitting an animal part of my brain or does it just taste good because it's hitting an executive function level in my brain? I compare and contract. I look at them across different continuums and gradients of criteria. That's why I'm the only one that has to do the tier list. God gives his hardest tasks to his strongest soldiers. So you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunching the damn numbers. Bubble tea."

[@arbitrayer]

New copypasta confirmed

[@chaotickreg7024]

Omfg the words of a real person

[@shadeling8708]

NL's bone broth bubble tea rant was the most surreal thing i've experienced all week. Truly the ravings of an utter madman

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@AmbieandJin]

NL's rants like the one after the vanilla milk is the reason why I watch these 2 hr tier lists.

[@FallenSkater1940]

it was the rant after the soy milk that got me

[@jenm1]

@@FallenSkater1940 “they all taste the fuckin same”

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@cammyboig]

Me: I don't agree with many of this man's opinions but I respect them NL: Artificial banana flavor is kinda goated Me: This dude is actually fucking insane

[@ArtemisCartography]

Artificial banana flavor tastes like a banana species that went extinct a half century ago due to monoculture making it vulnerable to a fungal disease. It's what actual bananas used to taste like before we were forced to pivot to the kind of bananas we eat now because they resisted the fungus. And honestly I agree with NL; artificial banana is kinda goated.

[@newmeta2668]

@@ArtemisCartography artificial banana tastes nothing like modern bananas, yet it is still good in its own way

[@minhuang8848]

@@newmeta2668Yes, that's what they said; the commonly known aroma is conceived around the Gros Michel which got pretty much wiped out during the 20th century but still remains in the collective consciousness as the flavor profile stays popular. There are tons of different-tasting bananas on top.

[@dogetaxes8893]

Nah I’m banana pilled, Artificial banana flavour doesn’t really taste like bananas but it’s still goated.

[@caramelvictim193]

Thankful that species of banana went extinct 🙏 shit tastes vile

[@latifoljic]

The concept of ordering Gatorade at a restaurant is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks

[@spidersteve639]

I know it's just the tier names, but I'm highly entertained by the thought of going to a children's softball game, and getting banana milk out of the orange cooler.

[@Ironsix6six]

"I would never order a Gatorade at a restaurant that's psychotic" I fell on the floor laughing

[@MrGreenYeti]

"It's designed to taste like food a bee would eat." Is one of the most incredible things out of NL's mouth this year

[@rowlofobro2]

Hi, grape nerd here. Grape juice sold in North America is made from concord grapes whereas grape juice out of North America is made from vitis vinifera, the same species that is used for the vast majority of wine grapes. Grape juice tastes completely different out of North America, the people saying grape juice taste like wine are not as crazy as they sound, they just aren't from NA.

[@PsydeON]

THANK YOU I was looking for someone else that also said this.

[@0Rookie0]

Milk, milk tea, boba and chocolate being sent to the shadow realm was just too much NL. The world can not take it all at once like that.

[@jordanseedall2340]

I laughed outloud when NL went "It gives it a good competitive edge" about water helping you survive

[@MrGreedylou]

Watching this as a British person I realised that beverages are probably our greatest social difference…

[@buttnuts2599]

NL represent all of North America confirmed.

[@MrGreedylou]

@@buttnuts2599 I meant the differences in beverages not opinion

[@nauseasnarwhal1230]

@@MrGreedylou These beverages are honestly still pretty regional and of course it doesn’t have other regional NA drinks

[@Trancerrr]

Apple tango S tier

[@TheRausing1]

I know right, what is ‘milk tea’?

[@YodasPapa]

As a milk lover I was losing it at the milk rant. "You can't have cereal any more without milk."

[@JaninaStormborn]

NL clearly has different views on cereal and milk :D

[@enotsnavdier6867]

I have never eaten cereal with milk in my life. I am a dry cereal kinda guy.

[@blahblorp9015]

i appreciate the art of a moving, emotional and yet completely raitonal rant. 44:22 - 45:18 is masterful.

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@BenEvolved]

Honey come quick, new NL tier list

[@BenEvolved]

@Thomas Clifford +2

[@TheSniper9752]

@Thomas Clifford -2

[@eugenesis8188]

It cracks me up when people start overthinking the concept of drinking milk. Bro, dairy is objectively a step foreward from hunting and gathering. It makes more sense than almost everything else we eat. As a species, we have bred a machine that turns plant detritus into one of the most delicious and useful food products we eat. It is objectively more efficient than just eating the cow. We have to raise a whole new cow every time we want a steak. We can just use the same cow every day if we want cheese and butter, and we will still have a steak once its too old.

[@hitmanmastodon1580]

my whole thing is people considering the concept of milk as weird and gross when beer is basically yeast piss

[@josejaviermartinezquinones5706]

This is the perfect thing to watch whilst drinking some nice crisp water

[@zengakukatsu]

Honestly NL's Americano anecdote may have been the best advice I have been given all year. Thanks for payin it forward to the homies

[@cowboi61]

This man is the platonic ideal of the modern day stoic

[@Akrna47]

Having water be S tier means basically everything below it is in the "ill stick to water, thanks" tier

[@baseballgenius3]

The only milk this man will drink is banana milk!?!? He’s lost his GD mind

[@SilverionX]

My grandma says she hates water and always drinks flavored stuff like soda or whatever except when taking her meds. She's 91 and still going strong, for a 91 year old. My sister who has been exercising and eating right since teenage years got cancer when she was 34. What I'm trying to say is life is unfair. Even so you should still tilt the odds in your favor by living a little bit healthy.

[@bradleysamuel7403]

You can live solely off milk for the longest time out of anything on this list. It is POG

[@guppy719]

Yeah I don't hardly ever drink milk on its own but having it so far below its inferior plant based counterparts is a crime unless you are lactose intolerant. The whole milk makes coffee sour made me realize that he has some deep rooted irrational issue with milk.

[@moredcaicyrus2826]

Im starting to think nl is secretly lactose intolerant and thats why he hates all milk

[@0Rookie0]

@@moredcaicyrus2826 I'm lactose intolerant and buy the lactose free stuff. Drink that shit near daily if you count some cereal. He's off his gourd. Big milk has his favorite auntie imprisoned. Any drink like a soda (or any chemically made fruit flavor) is waaay worse for you than milk is "not as good as people say it is for you." Same weird take as boba tea, like it's popular yeah, its not as good as some people claim, but its still pretty damn good. His tier list, his rules though lol

[@moredcaicyrus2826]

@@0Rookie0 ya i agreed with his list besides anything milk related, milk anything is a to s tier, tho when i was a kid everything milk related would be a f tho

[@gijsdevisser4226]

Milk is not healthy at all, the calcium is just added in.

[@slashes22]

I'm high key mad that Water hasn't been allocated to "I'll stick with water, thanks".

[@brokengirrafe]

"bukkake carafe" is the best juxtaposition I've heard since "cosmic gumbo"

[@karmeleon360]

honestly he kinda lost me at the school milk cartons i remember id pop those bad boys open down the whole thing in like 10 seconds, id drink all my friends ones too i was obsessed with whatever the fuck those freaks were putting in that fake chocolate milk, i dont even like normal chocolate milk but i could chug those school milk cartons all day

[@TheSnoopKat]

word

[@Philgob]

FAXXXXX!!!

[@oozekip]

I only ever got them because we were required to get a milk carton for school lunches for some reason (aka milk industry lobbying), but at my school at least they were always kept at just above freezing (or actually just frozen), and let me just say that near-frozen skim milk is probably the closest you can get to "water: the flavor", somehow even moreso than just straight water.

[@doghat1619]

hey hey hey, sip your friends.

[@RecliningWhale]

Man's in his thirties yet already referring to himself as middle-aged. NL out here trying to speedrun life too lol

[@YooToo69]

The weirdest take here was not the milk but the fact that he called espresso not coffee unless you dilute it with water.

[@thunderbird0134]

Wow, I have never felt more aligned with NL’s crazy analytical view of the world and I am here for it

[@snacktimeforme7086]

Disliked unsubbed and a predator missile is heading directly to your location

[@JanMaykiel]

Water: would drink daily, would keep in the fridge, maybe in a restaurant, in a softball game.

[@legion999]

I very rarely drinks sodas nowadays, but I can easily the difference between regular coke and regular pepsi. NL is wrong. Also any citrus juice not only has sugar but also the acid softens your enamel.

[@234fddesa]

I'm clutching my floppy degenerating grey matter and massaging it back into shape to no effect after this man has chosen to do a drink list when he is apparently a water guzzler and a hydro homie

[@NarcissistMargarine]

Boba tea? Overrated. Imagine going to a store to just buy one drink, like "we sell Pepsi" lmao? Ridiculous. Imagine if they sold, idk, coffee like that? That'd be crazy.

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Ikr?

[@Trancerrr]

Um excuse me but coffee shops do not only sell coffee, they have lattes and cappuccinos as well. Boba tea is just one thing

[@NarcissistMargarine]

@@Trancerrr I can't tell if you're serious or if you forgot that there is more than 1 type of tea lol

[@Trancerrr]

@@NarcissistMargarine there are many coffees. But tea is tea.

[@NarcissistMargarine]

@@Trancerrr uhhh idk about that one chief. Last I checked there were literally hundreds of varieties of tea. Like green. And herbal. And black. And white. And oolong. And yerba mate. And yellow.

[@dniederd]

I feel attacked by NLs description of how a normal person consumes wine.

[@nikanna75]

I am a pediatrician in childrens hospital and choccy milk is my guilty pleasure :)))

[@buttnuts2599]

It shouldn't be guilty choccy milk is for all ages and all times of the day.

[@zwlsx]

water does have a taste i dont care who it is you cannot tell anyone on this planet that water does not have a taste that is quite literally a lie

[@derpderpin1568]

no it doesn't, that's why you can't describe it. it literally doesn't fit any of the flavors that exist. whenever you taste anything even remotely describable in water, it's just minerals or a chemical you're tasting, which is why most of the time you taste nothing.

[@hitmanmastodon1580]

its also depends where your from and where the water is drawn from I know Orlando water taste bad cause its ground water that picks up some sulfate or something

[@tontokomaimai]

water goes hard when you're thirsty

[@tarnin]

Time to settle in boys. Grab a cup of coffee and spark one up. I can feel the pogs through my screen.

[@finalshade14]

🙏🏾

[@PsydeON]

Grape juice isn't necessarily artificially flavoured. We Spaniards drink 'mosto', a type of grape juice that consists of freshly crushed grape juice, as well as some of the fruit itself (skin, seeds). It's one of the steps in the process of wine distillation

[@UptightGentleman]

This guy is going to go crazy when he discovers where cheese comes from.

[@liesalllies]

I have the same opinions on dairy milk as NL on milk alternatives. It's great as an ingredient but I would never just drink a glass, that's weird. I drink a glass of non dairy milk pretty often though.

[@jonaderjona5805]

Northernlion rambling about Big Milk is real content.

[@loganfinn2728]

I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

[@FOmar151]

100% on the white grape juice, kids in the 90s drank it every day until we got sick of it. I'm finding that mixed juices sweetened with white grape are pretty good nowadays, but I do drink predominately water because I want to stay alive.

[@prodXenia]

The anti-milk pilled NL discussion may be the most hilarious content I've ever consumed. As a dairy-free person I finally feel seen. All my homies hate cow breast secretion.

[@minhuang8848]

And then says something like "people don't drink a glass of almond milk"

[@notfred1233]

Your bloodline is weak and I shall dance on your graves when the winter claims you.

[@Madhatter1781]

I 100% agree, also never call it that again please 😂

[@SpingotGoomer]

I'm lactose intolerant and I can tell you for sure all of us still love cow breast secretion

[@AirNeat]

Northernlion saying Bovine milk is weird from an observers perspective while putting the corpse of the same kind of animal in his mouth

[@samus598]

Diet coke is also very weird from the observer's perspective. Nastiest beverage, bottom of the tier list for me.

[@AirNeat]

@@samus598 nah it's syrup and sugar and water all good things to consume edit: I do hate diet soda tho

[@rwinkler4321]

I listen to these videos as podcasts multiple times, just whenever I need something in the background.

[@Rhapbus1]

the whole "Its un-natural to drink animal milk because no other animals do it" thing is stupid. no other animals do a lot of things that humans do. Other animals would ABSOLUTELY drink milk if they were smart enough to do it. What a really ignorant argument for not drinking milk, anybody who says that hasn't spent even half of a microsecond thinking about what they're saying lmao

[@BEEFlNbandit]

Drinking milk is more of a symbiotic relationship between us and cows than eating their meat is.

[@DasAngryGerman]

i love how the whole thing is just doomed from the start because his tier categories are D tier

[@voided_sun]

Is it just me, or is refridgerated tap water like 5x better than plain tap water?

[@Nofxthepirate]

I drank primarily juice/soda/milk until I was in my mid 20s just because of my family culture. All it took for me to prefer water was like 3 months where I gradually went from full sugar drinks to stevia, to drink tablets, to water. Water can definitely be an acquired taste.

[@josephs9303]

As we all know the best drink to sip is your friends.

[@MrMinecraft1328]

Hello schander

[@daddylonglegspidersdontexi3210]

400 comments on this channel???

[@josephs9303]

@@daddylonglegspidersdontexi3210 hes all i watch ok

[@mellowcorpsep6665]

401 comments on this channel???

[@oozekip]

I've seen some psychotic takes from chat in my days, but trying to argue that grape juice/soda tastes even remotely like wine certainly has to be up there.

[@dontGetMunsoned]

Most of my drinks these days include unsweetened, black tea and Ocean Spray cranberry juice mixes. There's a great lack of juices in this list.

[@miniclip1162]

you are a person of my heart. black tea (or green tea i honestly have periods where i switch sides) and cranberry juice is so fucking good. + cranberry is perfect to use with other juices or smoothies!

[@snooks5607]

6:29 yea no doubt one of those products with best before a year into future but then small print says "when opened 2 days in the fridge"

[@RatedManatee]

Puts Water in haven't tried it. *Refuses to elaborate* Posts tier list

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Dies.

[@Tobberoth]

Much to comment on here, but I'll stick with the most important bit. The idea that caloric sodas are a waste because you can just get a beer instead is just 1000% based. Why waste my health on sugar when alcohol is an option?

[@Aimaiai]

Root beer is not vanilla or cinnamon flavoured, its wintergreen and licorice flavoured. Maybe to someone who drinks it a lot those tastes are numbed, but ive heard a lot of people say it tastes like toothpaste. I thoroughly enjoy root beer but if I put myself into the right head space it starts to taste like pepto bismol tablets.

[@samsonhapeman3110]

Softball: baseball on ice

[@IVeNoMII]

I really blame my parents because they wouldn't buy water when I was younger because they were cheap and our tap water tasted nasty so I never drank it. How tf they just let a child only drink soda for like 16 years is fucking insane to me.

[@michaeldodds333]

I have covid and this is the kind of content that is honestly healing me.

[@Trancerrr]

I hope you're feeling better

[@Mc96P]

Hope you made it

[@joristammes5311]

Top 3: 1. Milk 2. Water 3. Chocolate milk

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Chocolate milk under water but regular milk over water is a pretty brave opinion

[@jacobl4699]

This is quite the brave take, but I respect it

[@davidmelo9862]

Man, the inception of strawmen on the wine take was good, making up a guy who's making up a guy.

[@sharkbit3547]

Nl>podcasts I strive to have banter so powerful it singlehandedly outclasses that of 4 peoples cohesive conversation

[@Ohmycapitan]

Watching this whole video the only thing that bothered me was chat saying a Cappuccino was just a "Latte with more foam" or a coffee with "14% less espresso". A Cappuccino is more similar to a Latte with a lot less milk. As a milk hater, you'd prefer a Cappuccino over a Latte. Same amount of Espresso.

[@vivodina3109]

Of course grape juice isn't considered an adult beverage, wine exists.

[@Thorn42]

The interesting thing about people who don't like milk is that not only do they dislike it, they actively attack it for some reason.

[@TracyMorgan248]

I fall in the “I drink milk cause i like the taste” category. I drink a gallon in a day and a half. I know. It’s a crazy amount of milk but I just like the way it tastes. If I don’t drink sweet tea with dinner I drink milk. I drink it regularly thru the day. I just like it.

[@gijsdevisser4226]

Insanely unhealthy, have fun with lactose intolerance later in life 🥲

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Have you ever tried tea with milk but no sweetener? It was a revelation for me, a fellow milk fanatic.

[@TracyMorgan248]

@@gijsdevisser4226 so you’re telling me my body having built up the ability to process lactose better than most is actually going to cause me issues past my late 40s? Fuck. Sounds like everything else that develops with old age. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@TracyMorgan248]

@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts in fact I have. Absolutely wonderful. Believe it or not when I drink my coffee in the morning I use real heavy cream as my creamer. Not milk, half and half, or even non dairy creamers. Full real cream for me

[@samus598]

@@TracyMorgan248 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. This guy milks. Heavy cream in the coffee, milk all day long. I guess it's different for people who have to ration out calories but for me it's hard to gain weight so I drink as much whole milk and heavy cream as I please, and often I please a lot. Juice me. Squeeze me. Milk me. My body craves it, I always feel good after drinking it. I've been drinking lots since I was a kid, not one shred of lactose intolerance as this other crazy person seems to think will happen. Challenge accepted, I will be the milk pioneer, I will seek out this fabled "drink so much milk you can't drink milk" line out there on the open, frothing, shimmering full-fat seas.

[@UlfMTG]

the grape juice treason is real. Grape juice is the king of fruit juices, but there is a huge variance between the bad and the good ones, although that's mostly due to how godly the good ones are

[@bennikk]

I like how you can confidently state why you dont or do like a certain thing, and explain your thought process. Subbed.

[@handtomouth4690]

Sometimes he can be confident in being wrong though, lol.

[@thewalrus2035]

Milk isn't gonna fix your bones, but it still has a lot of good stuff in it

[@mirkwood11]

There are better ways to get nutrients. You're drinking a product meant to mature a calf into a full grown cow.

[@thewalrus2035]

@@mirkwood11 I know, it just bothered me that he said milk wasn't good for you, because it literally is (as far as I know)

[@samus598]

@@mirkwood11 No, it's a product that is produced for the purpose of putting into bottles to be put on the shelf for human consumption. I'm surprised you didn't know that!

[@sscswimmer1]

Don't tell hydrohomies about this list. It should be water in drink daily and everything else in "I'll stick to water thanks"

[@777wrath]

Are you telling me this guy has never, NEVER had Eggnog?

[@egmusic1925]

12:55 bro pronounces the Mexican soda jarritos like he a pirate Lmaoo

[@andrewm6470]

There’s something so funny to me that water is placed in S tier but the lowest tier is being directly compared to water. It tickles my gears as opposed to grinding them.

[@V0r4xiz]

"I just got here, this list is ass." I fucking lost it. I was having a Sinvicta-esque laughing fit. Jfc, I sweated and also missed most of the final 2 minutes due to it.

[@karlwilhelm5680]

"artificial banana flavor it kind of goated" so on point

[@ambozz3726]

Disliking energy drinks is unbelievably based.

[@adriannpacheco9953]

more accurate title: NothernLion discusses milk conspiracy

[@nicholaslogan6840]

I like a proper two hour tier list. Is there a tier list video of Northerlion tier list videos?

[@yessirge]

i like to imagine that each of these impact-font-captioned images would have done numbers had it been posted to 9gag

[@spicyleghair]

nl talking about boba sounds like a confused dad wondering why his teenager keeps asking to go out n get boba

[@solh0029]

Who made this tier list? Sprite, 7up, Diet Coke, Coke, Pepsi, pineapple soda, root beer, apple soda, orange soda, grape soda... no Mountain Dew?

[@samus598]

Gamers are being oppressed yet again! Rise up!

[@redinthesky1]

Some vanilla or chocolate almond milk is super good with a pb&j

[@baseballgenius3]

NL will be the rare man with Osteoporosis in his 40s. Someone get that man a glass of milk

[@TalkiestRope]

The milk industry has you in a chokehold with propaganda, get with the times grandpa

[@baseballgenius3]

@@TalkiestRope milk is one of the greatest beverages. Nothing tastes better with basically any baked good ever. Add a little chocolate and it’s the most delicious treat beverage in town.

[@MrReaper5]

This fool, fell for BIG MILK'S propaganda. Eat some spinach or lentils you big milky mister.

[@CycleMantis]

32:18 When the skill issue causes generational trauma

[@thesecondtwin8683]

eating my dinner while nl says he can crush me on the pleton. love you man!

[@ClockworkEngineer]

Man, that diet Root Beer claim is a zillion percent correct. They really need to go back to the drawing board on that one.

[@solh0029]

Culver's Diet Root Beer is quite tasty though.

[@Trancerrr]

What does root beer taste like?

[@kermoots9261]

NL: "I'm not gonna say your name cuz I don't know what it is. Could be something very bad in some kind of Scandinavian tongue" The name literally means blueberry-soup