Ranking Every Enemy in Thousand Year Door

In this installment of the recurring Bringle Tierlist Series, I rank every single NORMAL enemy in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door! This excludes boss/miniboss characters as they deserve to be ranked in their own separate video in the future :)
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[@Jangoice1orSomething]

Mazda CX-90 is my favourite TTYD enemy

[@cheeki420]

Same. Its so creative and difficult in the Best way possible, tho its kinda sad that theres only 0.0001% chance of it appearing in the pit:/

[@XM05Thanatos]

Someone needs to mod this in as a superboss or smth

[@HMZeroTwo]

That attack where it just turns Mario into roadkill is so hard to superguard

[@koykoy13]

Finally, the spiritual successor to the Mercedes Benz dlc

[@WhatEvenIsThissss]

It's so hard to super guard!

[@Shmicah1235]

Every friend group got the: -Goomba -Koopa Troopa -2025 Mazda CX-90 -Bald Cleft

[@gamerman7918]

“That’s the Mazda CX-90. Max HP is 50, Attack is 3, Defense is 1. It’ll try to run you over, so try to learn the superguard timing for that.”

[@rickjames5998]

zoom zoom

[@WhatEvenIsThissss]

"It's not particularly strong but it's really persistent. Don't let your guard down, Mario!"

[@DeniseJohnson-tr9if]

Somehow, I can't help but picture the Koopa Bros driving the Mazda CX-90 into battle in this imagining heh.

[@zenothys9119]

I mean, it would probably be a boss, right? So it would actually be, "That's the Mazda CX-90!"

[@PatrickGilland]

The best enemy is Ublock Origin, I like its attack where it zaps elements, like Mazda ads

[@Bupboy]

This guy gets it, ublock rules

[@Duckless137]

Thank you man

[@Wellonamed]

uBlock Origin is a top tier partner tho, not an enemy

[@mattser831]

Mod the Mazda CX-90 into the game as an enemy 😂

[@aquagrunty101]

My vote says you encounter it as some kind of mini boss piloted by dark troopas in the glitz pit.

[@Duckless137]

My guy, PLEASE GET AN ADBLOCKER. If not for us, then for YOUR sake

[@Bupboy]

I recommend ublock

[@Duckless137]

@@Bupboy Ublock + hardened Firefox is my choice

[@Yostuba]

He was paid till shill the shitty AD sillybilly. Also showing you have Adblock SponsorBlock and custom code to stop the illegal ads injecting code ie rootkit/etc evil cringe into you computer stealing you data your proporty and harming your pc while also sucking away a massive amount of power so it can run it ad on your computer slowing it down so you cant click else where. Is a big nono on twitch/youtube you will submit to the Chinese&Russian malware infecting your computer so google can make .00000000001$. Two months ago when they updated youtube with adblock stuff at first it nearly bricked my laptop by using all the ram and spiking the temp massively while basically ddosing me. Had to turn off my internet and the computer blast it with freezing air, and look online for code to stop this since using youtube was literally going to break my laptop by frying the CPU&RAM.

[@kaiseremotion854]

but then youtube punishes you by basically draining all your computers memory and RAM.

[@Duckless137]

@@kaiseremotion854 Firefox helps with that

[@Grandmasterdisaster1]

for ordering images in the tierlist, the maker automatically puts them in alphabetical order based on each image's file name on your system, so u can number them to keep them in whatever order you prefer

[@phictionofgrandeur2387]

Make sure you start with a couple 0s because there's over 100 enemies.

[@banana_bonanza]

"erm, excuse me, according to goombella's tattle log, the x-yux is actually pronounced 'cross-yux'"

[@deserttoad4449]

Does that also mean the X-Nauts are “Cross Nauts?”

[@chrayez]

@@deserttoad4449could be a potential joke about the game I grew up calling “tic-tac-toe” which the British call “naughts and crosses”

[@IceForgeOfficial]

☝️🤓 um actually

[@starkeeper_youtube]

​@@deserttoad4449 I had a crisis over the same question after that log xD

[@antonyc.7173]

@@deserttoad4449 And is Tec-XX “Tec-Double-Cross”, in reference to his betrayal of Grodus?

[@ElecManEXE]

Bandits are annoying, sure, but counterpoint: guarding them gets you a funny sound effect and a sad face. That oughta be worth something. The funnest guard to hit in the game for that alone.

[@SuperErinMan]

Im shocked the Mazda CX90 ad wasnt put in S tier considering how much trouble it gave you

[@totokekedile]

X-Yux is one of those rare enemies where you find its info in Frankly's trash and either don't remember it or think "wait, that was supposed to be special?"

[@MadWeegee]

That is EXACTLY what happened to me playing the remake

[@Gabe0823]

i missed one tattle when i played the original earlier this year and it was the mini x-yux lol

[@superpenguinzzz]

and iirc the X-Yux's attack is basically a damaging Stop Watch

[@cliffthecrafter]

@@Gabe0823 I played the game for the first time with the remake and had the same thing happen to me

[@redstonewarrior0152]

So that's why you can check Frankly's trash. I was wondering when something was going to show up in it. I keep tatting everything first turn. I won't let anything escape my tattle log.

[@josephmay852]

The KP Koopas absolutely drive the Mazda CX-90

[@JoeyDaniels0]

WE NEED THE RECIPE EPISODE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@supermariofan130]

Zess Dynamite and Deluxe, S-tier easily

[@EleCyon]

@@supermariofan130 Ultra Jelly is A-Tier. Sure, it's the best healing item but this requires really rare ingredients (Ultra Mushroom and Jammin' Jelly) which are very expensive if you need an infinite supply.

[@Exeggutorking]

Yes

[@GabrielleHolgate-oh1jk]

@@EleCyon🤓 “erm, ackshually, it’s “Jelly Ultra””

[@Cheerybelle]

--or a consumable items tier list in general!

[@boredgabe4874]

Honestly the Puff enemies were a bit strange to me since they were sort of an off spring of Huff N Puff, and it was strange to me they appeared in more areas that weren’t just Flower Fields from 64

[@paulmann8570]

Spiky Parabuzzy: Oh, you wanna do the Pit before you get Earth Tremor? Better have mastered your B button, boy.

[@GabrielleHolgate-oh1jk]

Why on earth would you do the Pit before Earth Tremor?! You’re gonna have bigger problems than Spiky Parabuzzy!

[@TCStink3]

@@GabrielleHolgate-oh1jkgoogle Pre-Hooktail Pit

[@joeywittman9822]

Mazda CX-90 is definitely one of the most annoying enemies

[@Life4Nintendo]

I think the Z-Yux should get bonus points for being the only X-naut enemy that can be fought in the postgame. He's still chilling on the moon, probably unaware that the base is now empty

[@infinity-vm4ul]

I remember really wanting to like the X-yux, because their attacks are actually really threatening and they spawn 2 mini yux per turn which adds more strategy. Unfortunately the strategy that it adds is to just kill him as fast as possible and he just dies sooo fast. Also fun fact: you actually can fight two of them if you fail the quiz in chapter 7, which will absolutely wreck you if you aren’t prepared.

[@deserttoad4449]

Also they are pronounced “Cross Yux” for no reason…why only includ that for the Yux and not the Nauts?

[@superpenguinzzz]

if they get 4 mini-yux, they can fire 5 rapid rings that function like the Stop Watch

[@reydesonic]

The mood shift from having all enemies with their respective battle themes based on Chapter and then going to Pit of 100 Trials and NOT putting the Hooktail/Unsettling Area/Actual Battle theme that plays in Pit 100 Trials but instead putting the whacky kazoo event battle theme was... Bold to say the least! 😂

[@byronlee991017]

it took me until the remake to realize that gloombas are a reference to the orignal super mario bros when you enter the underground. Ill give props for the creativity for making what i thought was just goombas in a shady area to a whole new redesign to be underground dwelling goombas.

[@Ottobean]

as a buzzy beetle I appreciate that some of my relatives received high placements but cannot abide the injustice of a C rank spike top

[@DaBaseBallZ]

Bald Cleft Giga-Chad enemy 🗿🗿🗿

[@graveantelol]

Lol. U think the crazy daisy is trying to run away from the tier list? That's probably why it's facing right 😂 Edit: the bringle army will now form a plan against mausda. How dare they mess with out captain 😤 20:09

[@idadood2278]

Mausda? _Mausda?_

[@THEGASTLYAPPEARSInsertspookymu]

The best enemy is the Smorgs. What? It's supposed to be a boss? WHAT?!

[@Weareonenation303]

I never realized Smorg was the Chapter 6 boss when I played PPTYD as a kid.

[@kitkatkk2543]

@@Weareonenation303 PPTYD: paper pario the year door

[@grafzeppelin4069]

@@kitkatkk2543 Paper Pario: The Year Door sounds like one of those "we put the game text through google translate 50 times"

[@REALJitTheGamer]

​@kitkatkk2543 no it is paper paper the year door. Not paper pario.

[@REALJitTheGamer]

​@Weareonenation303 only paper paper from paper paper the year door can save us now 💀

[@WereDictionary]

The thing with Bob-Ulks and Big Bob-Ombs is that if you defeat every other enemy that isnt them, they give you free recovery turns. They have exactly one strategy, they telegraph everything they do from a mile away and if you know they'll just blow up in two turns and you need to recover, pop a Sweet Treat or two and Appeal back up. Once they are charged and run around, go for Vivian, hide in the shadows and the battle is over. I always kinda liked them for that.

[@peco595]

But then you miss out on all the experience points! At least in the remake, I forget if it's like that in the original too

[@EithanPereira-bb9cw]

@@peco595 i gotta try it'll take a while tho

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

​@@peco595 The original gives you star points

[@peco595]

@AkameGaKillfan777 So yeah, you do miss out in the remake then. In the original they are completely free though

[@WereDictionary]

@@peco595 Say what? It isnt and thats a dumb change. But I can see why they did it. :l

[@owonapikins]

Mazda CX-90 better be in the boss ranking

[@xSuperFryx]

Use inspect element to get rid of the ads, or use ublock origin

[@641mamaluigi]

25:14 I’ll say dark boo is best in super paper Mario, as it distinguishes itself from normal boos by hiding in 3D often coming in swarms (and is fairly annoying) though I will say, dark dark boo takes the cake for lamest enemy name and I love it XD

[@BaniniThePanini]

I really miss the Shy Guys as enemies in TTYD

[@ThundagaT2]

One thing i didnt realize is that the Yux enemies can damage you outside of battle with their projectile attacks, im pretty sure thats a new thing because i remember it just causing an enemy ambush in the original. I actually died to the X-Yux once because of that lol

[@quadrewplex6782]

Infinite Pit made X-Yux actually a threat and I witnessed it firsthand. Moment it got all the minis it lagged the hell out of my [OFFICIAL NINTENDO HARDWARE] and did way too much damage. Though the strategy remains to just kill it as fast as possible before it spawns anything.

[@Slenderquil]

The Mazda boss was always such a pain. It's really easy to beat when you have the adblock badge, even if you have to go a bit out of your way to find it.

[@iScAre1]

A miniboss/boss tier list would be fire, going more in depth with fewer enemies to rank

[@RickRaptor105]

Putrid Piranha should go higher for being the only Paper Mario feature to make it into Smash Bros

[@Sci1211]

X yux can be devastating if you’re trying to complete tattle log and you’re unprepared

[@Dergy]

TTYD Pokeys look like cats and I cannot unsee it

[@miserirken]

Someone should mod a photorealistic Mazda CX-90 into the game.

[@maglev957]

Im glad to see some appreciation for all those late pit enemies, I've always found them super cool from a conceptual level alone

[@KieraWaffles]

my argument for the mini-yux deserving to be lower in the tier is that i hate the yuxes so much that in my playthrough where i was trying to get 100% tattles, i actually ended up missing the mini-yux because i killed the yux too fast for them to spawn in

[@BladeSpeedDemon95]

The Amazy Dayzees are the Audino of TTYD. They're rare, but the XP they give feels so good. They do indeed belong in S tier

[@DaeScarProductions]

I need you to do a gas tier list; saying "it's just a cloud at the end of the day" is THE most sound reasoning I have ever heard in my life.

[@coolioman9073]

Cloud type tier list would be great

[@Lyra_dragonal]

You missed Gus!!! And the red and blue bones!! Unless this was purposely done to skip 'sudo-bosses' or something

[@theco-efficientguy6788]

Bringle: I'm not gonna rank them off stats. Also Bringle: I'm gonna put KP Koopa at f tier for their stats.

[@sandwiches42]

Ok but where is regular craw, my boy Gus has been disrespected

[@RexFlare]

I would say he’s technically a boss

[@vertegras]

Technically he's a mini boss. Like the Blooper.

[@RexFlare]

I mean, Red and Dark bones aren’t here

[@Bowser6495]

​@@vertegras counter point Bald Clef is also technically a miniboss and is only fought once like Gus

[@meme_lover.69]

Take a shot everytime Bringle mentions about the Mazda CX-90 advertisement

[@Ralseio]

The second I saw Bob-ulk in F tier, I knew I was in for a good time.

[@PTp1ranha]

But that was at the very end.

[@sumuhenka]

8:58 Do NOT diss the Red Robber…

[@EithanPereira-bb9cw]

isnt it robbo

[@TheGodOfInsanty]

15:53 green fuzzy thinking bout goomba

[@jimmygarza8896]

I think the idea with the bulky bois was that you'd be distracted by the other enemies while they set up.

[@somaricraftbros6283]

Can't wait for music tierlist

[@havenandaura]

I love how he broke his own logic about the spike goombas by not putting the spike gloomba ahead of the other gloombas lmao

[@ShellHg]

Are you going to make another list for all the chapter bosses (or at least major enemies)? That would be pretty cool to hear your opinion on them based on their difficulty and preparedness to fight them

[@BringlesCan]

Yes there will be a future list for bosses/minibosses! I feel like they each deserve more attention than standard enemies so I wanted to separate it.

[@ShellHg]

@@BringlesCan Sweet! It makes sense you would do that. I cant wait to see it! Your videos are always so entertaining 🛐 thanks for making them

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

We need the Mazda CX-90 to become a recurring character on this channel

[@toshiroutte]

I'm ready for the boss/miniboss tier list

[@d3serted542]

You should find a way to take Prof. Frankly to Bonetail when he is following you at the beginning of the game.

[@REALJitTheGamer]

Pokeys are S+. I like to play ping pong with them.

[@MistaOppritunity]

I think the pale piranha and the putrid piranha are both cool in that they are one of the few enemies(to my knowledge the only one, but I don't wanna be wrong) who are variants that are WEAKER than the original. It mostly adds to the coolness of the original piranha plant being the OG, but I just love the implication that the piranha plant is an iconic mario enemy that they were like, nah you ain't ready for this son. You wanna fight a piranha plant? A REAL one??? go to the pit. EDIT: That was a good list! I think I'd put x-nauts in s tier because to me they are super memorable and they have a lot of personality with all the voice lines, and I think the same for the goombas purely because of the exchange with Goombella at the beginning of the game, but other than that, I liked your explanation for them all. Here's an idea for how they could have made z-yux harder than he was in game. Make him start with 4 mini's. That way they could still give him normal enemy health and make him harder to kill.

[@sparklingrose6603]

I love ❤ your good sense of ranking even if you felt it was hard to rank them but you should be proud of the order that you picked for your whole rest of life! 😊 I'm glad you mentioned it since I love this game and you ranking them!

[@nathanboerner2256]

Uh spikey parabuzzy CAN be hammered, with Hammer Throw

[@BiggestSniff]

koopatrols are the coolest paper mario-made design by far. curious about this tier list in regards to the first game, or even an audience tier list 😅

[@keving264]

17:20 he's talking to his homie let him be

[@hal9397]

lol when you said “chained chomp” I froze for one second

[@rodo9813]

You gotta do Mini Bosses and Major Bosses next since Red Bones and Dark Bones are not common enemies compared to Dull and Dry.

[@BiggestSniff]

valid af. though i love the spinies and buzzy beetle enemies more than most probably. they’re kinda cute ngl

[@gigglenose1990]

the spinia picture looks like it wants to ask if i have games on my phone

[@zenothys9119]

Honestly a beautiful top 10; I would have just switched the Bombshell Bill/B.B. Blaster with the Shady Koopa & Shady Parakoopa. I already love it when re-skins just have way higher stats than their initially-encountered counterparts, but give them actual additional _mechanics_ or modified attack choreographies and you've got - imo - the prime example of what makes putting tons of hours into a JRPG so freakin' fun and rewarding.

[@cannabishornliu6119]

I think you can fix the bandit enemies that they don't steal coins or items from you but things like FP, Star Points or even stat buffs like a Plus 2 Attack and Plus 2 Defense after a Powerlift OR If they steal Items and badges from you they will equipped them for themselves to use later in battle but you get them back after the fight even if they used them with the drops after the battle. So they still have their unique mechanic but with less annoyance. And imagine a Badge Bandit is using one of your Power Plus badges against you, that would be quite evil in my opinion!

[@FNAFman1983]

Mazda CX-90 is going in S tier it’s such a great enemy! Spamton: GREAT ENEMY?! SUBSCRIBE NOW!!!11!1!111

[@raimeblackwater3180]

Love this guy. Makes great content. Needs to learn what an adblocker is

[@Rodanguirus]

Um, ACTUALLY, red Spike Tops are the original, not the recolor (Blue Spike Tops didn't appear until the Paper Mario games)! Good list!

[@pete1318]

I like how things liek the mini yux and the bullet bills are tied to what spawn them, but spinies are so hated theyre a full tier below lakitu

[@ahrifangirl]

the X-Yux was terrifying because it can stunlock you

[@FinalCataclsym]

I would move Dark Koopatrol to bottom of S just for being the #1 rank of Glitz Pit. Intimidating and tough to beat without Quake Hammer.

[@Kit_The_Kitsune.]

Let me guess next is the Zess T recipes tier list.

[@Fellnia]

The fact that I found an Amazy Dayzee on my first encounter with Crazee Dayzees without even realizing they were rare was pretty hilarious lmao

[@LeanneMustafa]

Mazda CX-90 tattle entry: HP: 280 Attack: 9 Defense: 0 Appears in: unwanted places Goombella's comment: "That's Mazda CX-90, one of the residents of Poshley Heights. Its Horse Power.. uhh, i mean HP is 280, and it hits back hard too, so be careful!"

[@General12th]

Hi Bringgg! I remember the Game Grumps's playthrough of Thousand Year Door from several years ago. It was fun, but dear God they hated Wizzerds so much. They just thought they were dumb beyond belief.

[@deviousdieselmusic]

Damn I haven’t watched you since I’ve been avoiding spoilers on the remake it’s been a while

[@avhtarc2169]

No Gus? Unless minibosses/chapter bosses as their own video

[@MushKinPuff]

Blue Spiny is also a Mario Kart reference which is cool

[@4xzx4]

Why the Crazee Dayzee is looking the left is because it is about to flee. That bastard...

[@velvetbutterfly]

Off topic but can we take a moment to appreciate the high quality of his hair? Either rich or blessed

[@carolineneh2791]

We need to him to Rank every chapter in the game

[@jessehcreative]

If you get to Grodus in less than 10 hours, his secret true form is the Mazda CX-90

[@Phoenixoflife56]

The X-Yux is really infuriating to deal with if you can’t take it out in one attack and it’s even worse if there’s multiple. The worst part is is that they’ve guaranteed to hit Mario or whoever is in front with the immobilized states effort and from there anyone hit with the effect is stuck in place and gets stun locked because the odds of being hit with the immobilized status effect is so high that it’s a coin flip if you get hit with it. Considering how they like to use multi hit attacks (each hit has a chance to immobilize) it guarantees a stun lock. Add in the annoying mini Yuxs and it’s just a bad time if you don’t have enough resources

[@xSuperFryx]

SUVs are a scam. Do not purchase the CX-90!

[@vaterquality]

I already finished the remake but every time you upload a video about TTYD it makes me wanna play it again lol

[@BloshiDaYoshi]

According to your profile picture simply pressing the mirror button your stonks will grow by 86%

[@miraabramson1728]

I just made a tier list of the original paper Mario enemies yesterday

[@TheGreenthunder200]

to avoid ads on tier maker select presentation mode, that gets rid of all those annoying pop-ups.

[@antonyc.7173]

Or get an ad blocker

[@ohnanananababy]

Do a boss tier list!!!!

[@why47]

No way I'd let Mazda get that free "advertising" from you, lmao. Send that email! Get that bag if they're gonna send their ads ur way ;3

[@umbrathesnivy596]

The game devs might have decided to make Bristle to teach you to use POW Blocks, but my much younger self did not listen and superguarded my way to victory. (In fact, I never learned that POW Blocks did set damage until probably post game.) And because of that, I'm a big fan of 'em for accidentally teaching me to get good.

[@TheDez1997]

Hf every enemy?! Already know I'm going to love this vid! 😄 Will def be watching on my lunch break! 👌🏻

[@Lebon19]

F A L S E E M B I G G E N I N G

[@Namingway248]

For an ad like that, if you right click the ad and inspect element, you should be able to just press the delete key and it will remove the code supporting it, keeping it from being visible or interactable. This might be a nice trick if you do anything similar to this in the future and don't want to use ad blockers.

[@peteypiranalover]

Putting Spike goomba higher is interesting. For some reason it is true the spike does feel slightly better even though he is weaker.

[@brianv9242]

Boss tier list next

[@sbkeel5639]

I haven't said ridonkulous since the last time I saw Bolt. Also I think Spiked Buzzy Beatle is my favorite enemy in the game with Amazy Daisy as close second. First couple times I played the game my only way to kill them was with Earth Tremor Special move. After playing thru so many times though I usually just put spike shield badge on and it becomes easy well every enemy becomes easy with spike shield, ice power and 10 power rush badges after swapping Mario's HP to 5 but you know what I mean LOL

[@ryanartman5584]

Nah, the badge bandits are awesome because you can farm badges off of them with the mouse, and by the time you’re doing pit of 100 trials they should be pretty easy to take out