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[@PapaMeat]

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[@PlanetSquid1]

Noo

[@vast_diff]

No

[@gavintucker264]

Serious question does this stuff like actually work?

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

How does SOYLENT GREEN taste ? 🤢🤮

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

​@gavintucker264 it's all chemical poison You're better off just cutting back on Tobacco slowly and keep thinking of how much you hate it... Eventually you will brainwash your own subconscious and you WILL start actually hating it as you realise how bad it is

[@jorkbork291]

I like that you picked "sickly nursing home fluorescent green" as your lighting theme. Really makes the crushing loneliness implied by the consumption of these meals feel more real.

[@maya.ali.07]

Lmao right the lighting is so wack 💀 but at least the content is good

[@bwhipp6042]

it looks like how an old tv would light a room

[@jackdaniels2524]

Made me chuckle. You got a way with words. You deserve all the Ramsey microwave meals at your leisure.

[@icantread7114]

@@maya.ali.07its the atheistic for a depressing tv meals

[@Remedy462]

My wife divorced me and took the chupacabra...I fucking loved that chupacabra man! *Downs Hungry Man*

[@mythcat1273]

I think the main reason Gordon Ramsay's beef stew looked so vile was because papa's team rented the lighting system from Saw

[@superscatboy]

It's easier to eat frozen dinners if you pretend you're in Saw and that if you don't your balls will be eaten by ferrets or something.

[@swarlly]

They used this lighting for his Saw Movie Rankings then just never changed it. 😂

[@NeonPlanes]

I made a comment about this! Don't use this lighting if you're trying to show off stuff haha

[@isaacholzwarth]

​@@NeonPlanes I think it's an intentional color grading choice to enhance the nastiness.

[@NeonPlanes]

@@isaacholzwarth Probably. I'm sure it doesn't need much help though. Just wish I could have got a clear picture of all the food

[@G0rrister]

Going from Borrasca to this is the most aggressive whiplash ever

[@tavinprice2310]

This was the mood lifter I needed

[@biggiesmall3562]

This is before I watch this video, this better be a nice pallet refresher. *It was* TOMMY TAFFY 😭

[@garlicfan23]

We are getting something to ease our minds after that horror fest.

[@MotherRat-ic6pd]

i needed this one,

[@IchIchiNaru]

We needed this after borrasca lol

[@brennenfoerst3908]

It's funny that they add in that microwave sound. Everyone knows Hunter just heats up his frozen diners with the fire he controls.

[@murd3rlordy]

Chick-fil-A guy is that you?!

[@brennenfoerst3908]

@@murd3rlordy noooooo…. 👀👉👈

[@vodkafox740]

I like to think that Papa Meat is like a medieval king taste testing dishes from different chefs across the world that are scared of getting executed.

[@amakiio]

ily

[@Vookem-]

lol same here

[@princessmonkey3399]

All hail our Meat Lord

[@jacobscarberry4799]

Except Papa meat is so rich, he's adamant of having his meal frozen in the mountains, and recooked over his hearth

[@TM-ft5po]

I think I saw him one time at every Renaissance fair ever.

[@bigspiderseverywhere]

Gordon Ramsay's microwave dinners being virtually real food and significantly better than other tv dinners is on brand.

[@jasonhale5261]

they also contain trans fats which are horrendous for you

[@Dead-dudes]

​@@jasonhale5261 yeah but we're talking about more affordable food for working class people who need to eat fast and with as little effort as possible so that they can still operate to their schedules demands. It's a give and take.

[@HauntedCadaver]

​@@jasonhale5261 sometimes the healthiest people still get cancer. Just live your life, shit happens when it happens.

[@superrugby2]

Go to your room and eat trans fats. You're grounded​@@jasonhale5261

[@jacobhare3093]

@@jasonhale5261 As long as you eat them in moderation its fine, Like most of everything

[@andrwarrior]

okay in the Healthy Choice's defense (42:50) , You lift up the tray filled with chicken/veggies/base, and pour them into the sauce below, then mix it. If you just eat the top tray, you are literally eating unspiced unsauced microwave leftovers

[@pajamaman]

this

[@BigBellyBrookes]

Was going to comment the same thing, as the glutton who has to eat them. Still an accurate assessment on his part.

[@joesizzle10]

nice self-snitch 😂

[@StoutShako]

​@@joesizzle10 Some people don't got the time or the spoons to cook. Mind ya own beeswax, nosy!

[@MelzyB97]

The Healthy Choice Crustless Chicken Pot Pie is decent with the sauce in it

[@tmcgee2906]

This is non-ironically the most comforting KZbin video I've ever watched.

[@KennyHavoc]

Real I come back to it a lot for whatever reason frozen food reviews always fascinate me and this man did EVERY SINGLE ONE in one video so I never have to watch another

[@theultimatejack3360]

There’s something about it where I feel like I’m there having a conversation with Hunter just chillin on the couch watching TV and eating frozen dinners at like 1:30 AM

[@housemana]

you're just saying that for clout or you're really an NPC

[@theultimatejack3360]

@@housemana you just don’t appreciate the video like we do bro

[@mug5022]

Whenever I'm having trouble sleeping, I put this video on. It's great

[@joshuasmith4643]

The irony of Gordan having TV dinner brands knowing he absolutely hates anything frozen is hilarious. Please read the replies before responding, guaranteed you're just beating a dead horse.

[@theoddlemon408]

He finally decided to sell out

[@NotAdultingToday]

Gotta get that cash

[@Tamajyn69]

​@@theoddlemon408gordon has been selling out for 20 years, he's the king of capitalism but damn if he makes good food

[@OrphanPuncher]

I mean he can hate eating frozen foods and still make delicious ones just like he could hate eggplant parmasan and still make that dish perfectly

[@haroldasusus4684]

His resturants are overrated

[@michaelchesnut865]

Gordon Ramsay: absolutely tears restaurants apart for using frozen ingredients. Also Gordon Ramsay: the champion of frozen dinners.

[@Highostrich]

That's for restaurants, this is from a store.

[@hax_theplanet]

The frozen dinners are awful and way overpriced

[@Highostrich]

@@hax_theplanet I thought they tasted pretty good, but you're right about them being extremely overpriced

[@Halo3Matalix]

@@hax_theplanet you just self reported you actually bought a frozen gordan meal

[@KidPrarchord95]

@@Halo3Matalix So what

[@lenabeamish1427]

Fun fact - Marie Callendar's was the restaurant Heaven's Gate ate at for their last meal. Also imo the frozen chicken pot pies from Marie are the best.

[@ski9600]

I had 3 Banquet chicken pot pies for lunch one day last week. The way to do it is to cook them in the oven, you can't microwave pastry and have a good result.

[@lenabeamish1427]

@@ski9600 You make an excellent point, the whole time I was watching this video I kept thinking every single one of these meals would probably be miles better out of an oven.

[@bigmike7378]

The best pot pie is most definitely the mega bowl to me tbh!

[@Madchris8828]

They really are psychotically good 😂

[@benjabby]

Nah mate pretty sure Marie callendars are the calendars with the naked grandmas in

[@TVs_Brent]

the blue filter really brings out the best and most appetizing features of how the food looks

[@gabrielalujan1881]

Papa meats editor needs a big fat kiss. The comedic timing of some of the edits in this video were truly beautiful

[@CoolDylan1216]

The meat canyon age right over when he talks about Dino nuggies got me

[@sctkarter1111]

His whole team kills it. I’m glad they get the recognition that they get on top of how hilarious hunter already is

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Except for the choice to cut the music anytime Hunter is chewing.

[@KonkeyDongkey]

I loved everything else and I know I'm nitpicking but MY GOD

[@sctkarter1111]

@@KonkeyDongkey thats funny though to listen to all of the gross eating asmr sounds lol

[@NeonWafflez707]

As someone who has unfortunately had Healthy Choice before, they missed a step which is why it’s dry. The sauce is under it - there’s two bowls. After heating, you’re supposed to take the top bowl and dump the vegetables etc into it and stir it together. It’s easy to tell in the video, as you can see the sauce on the bottom through the bowl and can see the holes in the side of the top bowl where you’re able to pick it up. Not saying it would have redeemed it, but that’s why it was so dry and you didn’t see the sauce.

[@lynseyfreeman8672]

Came here to say this as well LOL, granted the pot pie bowl is one of my least favorites but some of them aren't bad for a quick work lunch.

[@_MissLoLo]

Came looking for this comment

[@rebeccafree9755]

So the healthy exercise part is the stiring, right 🤔. This is why McCain's gets me they know im lazy.

[@sergioandrade9480]

I'm glad someone said this lol. It does taste significantly better mixed with the sauce.

[@kylebdemented1]

So glad I wasn't the only one to notice.

[@csteps_]

I love how animation was incorporated into the video, I remember you mentioning how you were wanting to explore that more. It’s a 10/10, keep it up Papa! ♥️

[@BigKat96]

"I dont remember Raymond's brother having a gun." He was a cop

[@josephmclord]

He was a cop yet all I remember is “MAAA”

[@Tabroski]

This is some of my favorite content that you guys put out. The authenticity seen in PM's reactions, the hilarious commentary, the pacing, the editing, the animated bits; it's all what makes this so watchable. I have zero complaints about watching an hour long video when it's done this well. I've never been a Patreon user before, but you're going to be the reason why I make the switch.

[@darbywagner6630]

Totally agree🔥🙌🏼

[@byebyesterling]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@Meeskait1992]

This has become my new favorite channel

[@KITN._.8]

He’s the only youtuber who’s making me laugh lately

[@davvader]

I have to throw in, all meals should have been served hot, to have the real texture and taste.

[@doughnutfingers]

That AD read felt like watching a hostage situation.

[@IntheBay85]

I was laughing my ass off. It seemed like he gave no f**ks at all, and was rushing through it.

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

Absolutely hilarious

[@hakushouevil2247]

Very awkward

[@jaksville]

why did it go into south park terratory after a while XD

[@TheLastEnenra]

Definitely on purpose

[@AFarCryAway]

You really captured the late night glow of the microwave as you punctured your frozen meal with regret, knowing you will consume it all before bed and burn none of those calories

[@sparklefuc]

you still burn those calories even if you sleep. Obviously just at a slower rate, but youll still burn them.

[@gringotico1759]

True. But nothing captures bad habits like Fum! Fum is the perfect product and I'll probably be purchasing twelve. One for each demon that inhabits my body and retrains my soul! Thank you big Papa!

[@HCG]

Sleep well knowing eating before bed makes no difference in your weight gain or weight loss. It’s simply calories in throughout the day vs calories out throughout the day.

[@kevinmunn666]

Zzzzz

[@sparklefuc]

@@HCG Technically youre correct but eating before sleeping can cause other adverse effects. Such as bloating and gastrointestinal distress. Its for those reasons that people say dont eat before you sleep. Also you can gain a significant amount of weight in the immidiate short term if you eat before you sleep. You can see it if you weigh yourself daily, you may wake up the next day up to 4-5 pounds heavier than you were the night before. This wont effect the week by week trend, but it can effect your weight quite a lot... its just in the short term rather than the long term. It is still strongly supported to eat 2-3 hours prior to sleeping.

[@NicolasCageoffical]

i dont know why but this video has found its way into my array of comforting youtube videos

[@Abeezeyy]

Same. half these views are mine I think lmao

[@Abeezeyy]

Same. half these views are mine I think lmao

[@cisarovnajosefina4525]

Same Nicolas Cage

[@Cynical.spooks]

As someone who grew up with parents who really didnt give af about the health quality of the food we ate, I unironically love many of those frozen dinners. Frozen dinners & Chef Boyardee have become comfort food for me.

[@inateinate]

Me and spaghetti-os, man.

[@Idontcareatall69]

For your own sake I hope you don’t need comforted often

[@TheHippyProductions]

chef boyardee mini raviolis and hormel chili no beans. it tastes the same unheated so I just eat it straight from the can, perfect for a walking snack on the go

[@FlshofYhWh]

It wasn’t that they didn’t care that’s all mine could afford 😭

[@bbbluff9473]

Chef Boyardee is fucking great lol that would have been a luxury in my house growing up

[@BenjaminRegen]

Proud of you donating to a food charity, that was very thoughtful. Also happy to hear Gordon Ramsay is keeping the quality up even in microwave dinners. Nice. Hunter's speech about betrayal cracked me up. My favorite edits were the volume being turned down, and the giant Grandma fart😂

[@grimm29x]

Yea Gordon is a bit of a perfectionist so that checks out.

[@na-ky8ou]

​@@grimm29x Except when it come to not cheating on his wife

[@qopkornz]

@@na-ky8ouum

[@teamrealnew3827]

The food bank donation to make up for wasting food for this video is a GOATed decision

[@SorrowAvenue]

@buenosdias232 Middle class thinking! Those of us that are poor and alone, eat these regularly. My meals are typically a small sandwich for breakfast and then one of these for dinner- that‘s it.

[@darling..............]

​@buenosdias232I don't think they would care that much all they want is something for their bellies

[@SydneyElias]

i hope life gets better bro@@SorrowAvenue

[@Moonlight-řæven]

@buenosdias232you must be wealthy lol. I promise poor hungry people would love these

[@danielfonville1840]

@@SorrowAvenuefair enough my parents are middle class but I wouldn’t be that mad to eat that it’s food at least some is better than others but it’s opinion based when it comes to flavor.

[@darkfifty9003]

Gordon was going to tweak out if he heard someone say they preferred Kid Cuisine over his four cheese macaroni 😭

[@dj_daem0n]

All of those "Healthy Choice STEAMER" meals have an extra step to the prep. It's got TWO plastic plates. The first holds the actual food, and has holes on the bottom. The second deeper plate has all the sauces, and when heated the steam from the sauce helps cook the food above it. So when it's done cooking, you're supposed to flip the steam plate food into the sauce plate and mix it together before you eat it. My mom bought a few of these and ate 3 of them before I figured out she was just eating the dry cooked food without mixing it into any of the sauces underneath it. Also, even though Stouffers wasn't the Home Alone mac and cheese, it was the brand on the box of ROAST TURKEY DINNER that the mac and cheese was placed on top of in that scene. So you combined them. It was just a trick of the mind.

[@Melanie-wi9is]

This!!! 😂😂😂

[@BigPhilly365]

I was just about to comment about the healthy choice meals 😂

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

made me wonder if they read past the cooking time because damn, can't they see the two bowls? there's a hole there for you to flip one into the other, didn't know if I wanted to laugh or cry because I love those steamer meals, the sauce is so dang good.

[@dj_daem0n]

@@Nobody_Fn_Important Funny thing is, after complaining about the first one being too dry, I believe he did flip the second one into the sauce bowl.

[@NortelGeek]

Those steamers are really good. They're actually one of the only ones that don't taste like you're compromising a lot to get a meal that's light on the tummy.

[@35SF]

Am i watching a man eat frozen dinners for 1 hour? Yes. Regrettable? No. Now i know which frozen dinner is the best.

[@JudithMolina-xv4xm]

It was an hour ??

[@xaan5604]

I have repeatedly watched it lmao

[@afmd_op4655]

Win comment tbh

[@leovnambo]

Litterally my mindset when I choose to play this video while at work. I was like, am I really gonna spend an hour listening to a guy review frozen dinners? then I was like, well atleast i'll know which one to get if im ever in the situation lol

[@tormentedslayer7498]

Thats the way i looked at it too!! Now i gotta try some of these Gordon Ramsey dinners. Plus i dont carr what anyone says... motherfucken SALISBURY STEAK I LOVE IT!!! an i will die exactly at age 55... lmao an i hate salt i dislike super salty shit..

[@Athenaslove_]

I love how nick was just absolutely dying of a cough and Hunter was just sitting there not even concerned😭

[@NekroWareOfficial]

LMFAO

[@Bennefit-]

Him asking "can you see that?" With the most horrendous lighting makes it funny to me for some reason

[@TheFalopi]

I know cooking these in the oven kinda defeats the purpose of a 'quick easy dinner' but man the quality of most of these are dramatically improved not using the microwave.

[@cloudlessthoughts]

so true. the microwave is easy but it does NOT do the dinners justice. especially with the chicken pot pies. also the oven is still pretty quick and easy considering all you have to do is preheat the oven and throw the food in. just takes a little longer.

[@majorkrizpy9939]

is it much harder tho, its only like one more step using the oven. imo. so like an extra 30 seconds max

[@DelinquentChibi]

@@majorkrizpy9939 Marie Callendar's pot pies take roughly 1hr in the oven to cook, so that is a HUGE difference. Worth it, though.

[@kelroylovel7110]

Basically related I just started doing that with my mini pizzas cause my toaster oven is a few feet away from me 🤌🔥

[@SoulExpired]

They could always throw MULTIPLE different ones in the oven, if they have the same cook temp and just remove them at different needed times.@@DelinquentChibi

[@GoF1ns]

The fact that I’ve gone 32 years of life without knowing Marie Callendars is an actual restaurant is mind blowing.

[@daks8888]

Wait what?

[@grownstepchild3135]

I never heard of the restaurant until this video but as somebody who grew up off cheap ass frozen food Marie calendars used to sell these like 1$ sometimes on sale frozen meals. Literally if you followed the directions it just tasted normal, like maybe frozen leftovers but better since there was an established cooking method to bring it back.

[@DJSLANKMAN]

Fax’s I just looked it up like wtf lmao

[@staticimage01]

Fr although they all closed down in my city like 10 years ago

[@msalohakitty]

I only knew it was a restaurant because when I moved to California there was one by my house and me and my mom went and the food was good 😋

[@hjv7121]

I’ve been eating Marie Callendars microwave meals my whole life and had no idea they had actual restaurants 😂

[@JuS13n]

This is the first I’ve ever heard of a Marie Callendars restaurant either. I wonder how much better the restaurant food is better than their microwave dishes 😂

[@serenas5784]

First I’ve heard about a restaurant too lol

[@CraiiZeD]

they've been around for a long time, sadly a lot of them have closed, used to go there a lot with family, they had really good fresh made pies too

[@loveylilkay]

Same lmao

[@brentwhite7150]

It was the other way around for me. I've been there a few times and see them around bit but didn't know they had tv dinners until way later.

[@myrvt]

i love the 'late night/lonely vibe" lighting in the production

[@cjosh214]

When I first heard that Gordon started his own frozen food line, I was in shock because of how much he berates frozen meals. However, after watching this...I bet Gordon did this just to show that he's the only one who could make a good frozen food line

[@edithsmith4485]

My thoughts exactly 😭

[@hax_theplanet]

They are not good

[@KidPrarchord95]

He doesn't really berate frozen meals. He berates restaurants serving frozen meals to customers who paid for something they expected to be made fresh from scratch.

[@trevvrun]

They're actually not good though lol. Try one.

[@FatBabyToodles]

😂.. yeaaa they're not very good

[@Jrod240]

Love how the "FUM" ad part sounds so sarcastic

[@plantain.1739]

My favorite KZbinr ad reads are from Solid JJ. Every time he does one, I just imagine him pondering what choices lead him to this moment where he had to make a gamer girl bathwater joke in year of out Lord 2023. I have not tried gamer supps, for the record. They're probably fine.

[@sylaconnocalys8443]

​@@plantain.1739gamer supps is pretty good and they last a while too.

[@alfredsmith1182]

PM did another ad read for FUM that was 10x more sarcastic than this one, he was basically screaming the whole time. I genuinely think they told him to tone down the sarcasm as the one after it is nothing compared to that one EDIT: If you want to see it, its on 'Inventions that Killed Their Creators'. I have no idea how they didn't drop him after seeing that

[@RachelScalfani]

It literally sounds like a Patrick Bateman impression.

[@TheSatisfiedPig]

He literally puts on the voice he did for his Linus Tech Tips parody so many years ago. It's amazing.

[@_quarterroy2325]

Calling an entire category with literally no chicken fried steak the chicken fried steak category was so brave.

[@j1288]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@StoutShako]

It was literally just chicken fried chicken... 💀💀💀

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

I think he just doesnt know what chicken fried steak even is.

[@darling..............]

​@@DatBoi-mo9vci mean i can see the confusion since both chicken fried steak and fried country gravy chicken are both fried chicken with white gravy ontol

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

@@darling.............. chicken fried steak isnt chicken. chicken fried steak is steak that has been breaded and fried like chicken.

[@jeremiahstromberg8940]

people still think you get kidney stones from eating too much salt and they're hilariously even more specific and say sodium when 80% of kidney stones are made from calcium oxalate and calcium phosphate which comes from vegetables. its basically a calcium rock, there is barely if any sodium at all. the reason is because people eat alot of vegetables high in calcium which the body cant break down and the kidneys find hard to filter since theyre a larger molecule. just drink enough water and dont worry... oh also eat more salt

[@clownworld4655]

True, but most westerners already have far too much salt in their diets which will obliterate your circulatory system over a lifetime (heart disease is the leading cause of death in the US at 25% due to obesity and high sodium intake)

[@shockshotz]

thank god someone said it

[@S.E.J]

Him not knowing the Healthy Choice Pot Pie has the sauce under the colander part of the bowl was super frustrating lmfao COME ON PAPA

[@gameme666]

Dude tell me about it smh lmao

[@cartooniefilms2836]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one

[@angelas12k]

Yeah he just ate plain veggies and called it bad lmao

[@MrChuchie31]

Came here to say this

[@aboringed]

I wanted to scream lol

[@strayadude9053]

When I got divorced, there was two sides for the waiting areas. A female side and a male side. Female side had pamphlets on Surviving DV, men’s side had pamphlets on dietary and alcoholism. There was a whole section on don’t eat TV dinners forever 🤣

[@victoriasalcido2099]

Lmao

[@kokana24]

I see older men shop in the store a work and their carts are full of tv dinners so.......

[@cozymoggele]

​​@@kokana24 yolandi stan?🖤

[@AlysaAlysaBolissaBananaFannaFe]

This is so incredibly laden with stereotypes. Lol

[@The92Waffles]

Cooking is so laborious though, its so hard to resist. I'd rather eat something quick to make so I can get back to doing something I'd rather be doing

[@primalycia]

The gravy for the Healthy Choice pot pie is in the container underneath the veggies and meat. That brand always has the sauce in the bottom and you're supposed to dump the foods into the bottom bowl.

[@MadisonHarvill]

I was looking for this comment. Like I know it probably wouldn’t help, but all the “flavor” is right underneath. 💀

[@Weekend_Warrior187]

lol like how could he not notice it has like a handle on the bowl

[@JoshBou]

Yeah they're actually pretty good.

[@joeywinter7899]

@@Weekend_Warrior187give him some credit he’s at least 6 hours into filming😭

[@Staingo_Jenkins]

Fucking thank you!!

[@Reddotzebra]

But... Isn't ALL chicken nuggets technically dino nuggies? Because birds are the only surviving members of Dinosauria?

[@gideonmele1556]

We like to remind them how far they have fallen

[@draguladriver]

i absolutely love the psychicpebbles cameo at the end as he yells "AAAAAOOUGH" as hunter's grandma. that had no bearing on the video and i'm glad it's there

[@jeffpienta4532]

He was also the voice of grandma in the beginning

[@jaxsmith1204]

Absolutely love the long form content (even though you guys had to pull an all nighter lol) and the animations mixed in with the irl. The channel is evolving in such a cool way, and I’m so here for it!! Now drink some water to wash down all that sodium, brother!! Thanks for all you do!

[@drewgoin8849]

Was the animated face holding up the place winner rankings supposed to be Mr Beast?

[@jaxsmith1204]

@@drewgoin8849 yes it was lol

[@LittleTomification]

@drewgoin8849 That's Beavo brother

[@ClovesnSpice]

​@@drewgoin8849it's the dude who doesn't chew as much as you should before swallowing

[@R__A]

@@jaxsmith1204no it wasn’t lol it’s Beavo

[@koji8872]

I've never felt so tense and afraid watching a lasagna rotate in a microwave

[@TheChaosDragoness]

My husband and I still come back to this for the animated Everybody Loves Raymond sections, he laughs at Robert every single time 😂 I need a compilation of all the ELR sections in this video.

[@mikepacheco189]

Listen up you heathens, yes watching Papa Meat sacrifice his temple of a body for our sakes is noble and godly let’s talk about the true miracle. Papa Meat mentioned in the past that he wanted to explore mixing mediums and live-action animation and seeing what he has done in this video is awe inspiring! Glad to see you’re doing more of what you want and getting the support and views you deserve man!

[@Daniel-bv7wx]

27:54 My dad is that man who sits down at a restaurant and order the Salisbury steak. Every time we go out to eat without fail he will order a Salisbury steak if they have it on the menu

[@Blandco]

Where does he go to eat? The 1920s?

[@jeredalmeida1880]

Smith & Wollensky has one on their menu except they call it a chopped steak.

[@olympian3]

@@Blandcobros dad be goin to an automat

[@Fakob225]

why?

[@CorridorOfChameleons94]

Have you ever had a Salsbury Steak? It's pretty great yall.

[@HayCamp]

The mixture of animation and the actual video is really appealing

[@jacob8563]

Need more david

[@Croziuz]

Zach Hadel being Hunters grandmother makes so much sense

[@AlleyCatInks]

Love that you made a large donation to that food pantry! That’s so awesome, I know there’s a lot of donation centers like that who desperately need both money and real food, not just processed stuff.

[@Subbedhunter]

Grew up next to a Marie Callender’s restaurant. It was a treat going there as a kid. You walked in the big, double bronze and wooden doors and the first thing in the entrance is the pie display. Chocolate, blueberry, etc. The food was amazing and the portions were huge, and they covered the table in paper and gave us crayons so we could write on the table. I still buy their chicken pot pies sometimes... Hell, I even buy those Banquet brand ones sometimes. $0.99 each and 400+ calories, they got me through college. Also ya gotta mix in the crust with these pot pies before eating them. Makes them way better IMO. If you’re fond of the halfling leaf and get the munchies, add a spoonful of Yoshida’s teriyaki sauce in the pie (Delicious fucking death by sodium).

[@drewgoin8849]

I honestly had zero idea that Marie Callender's was a restaurant as well. I've had the chicken pot pie and it's pretty damn good.

[@christianperez7846]

We had a Marie Calendars too. My family was a huge fan of their brunch. Idk if there’s any left…

[@paperenoch]

the potpies fuckin smack i eat them ALL THE TIME because i have the palate and the motivation of a 5 year old

[@skaterock420]

Personally insulted that marie calendars chicken pot pie got rated so low

[@abigailgalexander8641]

I am also team banquet chicken pot pie so that whole rant he went on had me lmao😭😭

[@lizzy6828]

The vibe of the shot of microwaving the meals in the dark kitchen was so oddly nostalgic, brought me right back to being 9 years old and making myself whatever banquet frozen meal we had in the freezer for dinner

[@BeeryGamer]

I should probably ask where your parents were, but I'm not going to

[@Notllamalord]

Stouffers is the perfect example of nutrient slop, it’s vaguely food shaped and flavored but you can never fully buy into it being actual food

[@OTProd]

The presentation, the animation additions, the horror lighting, the editing. 10/10 team. Wonderful episode.

[@GamingBiology64]

The fact that Gordon Ramsey is dominating this is a massive surprise for me.

[@r1konTheAutomator]

I felt like I expected it honestly - I know a lot of this is just the chefs selling their likeness for an unrelated food item but somehow I feel Gordon Ramsay wouldn't be okay with sticking his face in his name on just anything. I feel like maybe he actually had a hand in how it was made

[@piranhaplant3770]

Could just be a hidden add. They forced his product into the salisbury steam.

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

@@piranhaplant3770 i mean its against the law to advertise a product without specifying its a sponsor/ad

[@GhostofJamesMadison]

​@@piranhaplant3770penguin zero also did this same thing, might be an add

[@winonarose7488]

@@piranhaplant3770i mean, Hunter also put dino nuggets into a chicken fried steak round

[@SarhcBannitoot]

It’s so funny because microwave tv dinners are like the antithesis of everything Gordon Ramsay stands for. The fact that his styles on all of them says a lot about what his seal of quality is. Also that surprise Zach Hadel moan at the end fucking laid me on the floor!

[@user-jb1mb5xh9t]

it feels like more of a "if youre going to use that fucking microwave at least eat good microwaved food" thing more than anything else to me lmao

[@sorcererCermet]

this is definitely a "wouldn't have ever happened if bourdain was still around" type deals

[@EJN64]

Gordon secretly favors Chef Mike over all kitchen staff for his reliability

[@jessicabaker1274]

Banquet's turkey pot pies are really good, i like the beef ones too, but i know how you feel about that gravy lol. I really enjoy cooking, but i live by myself, and honestly man, banquet's been a lifesaver with how much groceries have gone through the roof the last couple years

[@justlikethewizard]

Every time Papa Meat compares Lean Cuisine or Healthy Choice to prison food I remember that when I had to go to the mental hospital for being in an extremely bad place the very worst thing about the experience was that we only had those two types of food to eat. Like the WORST part wasn't that I was actively suicidal, please understand that. It was absolutely the Lean Cuisine.

[@twinphalanx4465]

Damn, you aren't still eating those right m8?

[@foxsicle]

the hospital i was at had some of the best food ever. I guess their not all the same. I likely wouldnt of eaten either as i had lost all fucks to give. The worst part however was the song they played during every dinner... that was traumatizing.

[@abitee3463]

I went to a mental hospital too and it was so gross I lost weight even after I got out. Silver lining!

[@robotnikgaming9976]

has the lean cuisine quality gone down? a few years ago, I remember it was pretty edible.

[@ffttyjjhgfvdsseedfg]

haha hope you're in a better place now!

[@opusmag1]

Ramsey on frozen dinner feels like Gusteau's frozen diner with himself as a dog mascot (the Pixar movie)

[@benevolent_mayonnaise]

I thought the EXACT same thing!

[@JasmineMK98]

I feel like Gordan owes papa meat a pretty penny for this amazing promotion

[@trashl0rd]

Microwaving any of these things is like giving it a negative 50% quality score right off the bat. Use the oven.

[@StognaBalogna]

Salisbury steak is essentially a hamburger steak, i work in a steakhouse and we actually sell a ton of them. Its ground chuck formed into the same shape as a salisbury steak and it typically gets served with grilled onions and mushrooms then topped with brown gravy.

[@Regular_Fish_Guy]

Sounds kinda good

[@MrBobbydnate]

Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever laughed that consistently for that long. You guys are doing awesome with this channel. Please keep up these rating videos, they are gold!!

[@deadpoolnerd]

I always appreciate the production value with these videos. From the set and props, to the little touches like mixing in animation, to the overall shots, and editing. Good stuff all around.

[@ConnerCaldwell]

You know... considering Gordon Ramsey's position on frozen food, it kind've makes sense his frozen food is the best. "If we're doing this, we're doing it right." Kind of attitude, I think.

[@antiguy1994]

The healthy choice steamers are into two sections with a plastic section separating it. You pick the handles and pour it into the sauce. The pot pie had sauce at bottom it was just covered.

[@TheListener22]

I was crying when they moved on without dumping it into the sauce 😂😭

[@panda-vd7sk]

I came to comment this exact thing 😭😭

[@antiguy1994]

@@TheListener22 I feel you as someone who eats healthy choice regularly I felt insulted lol. It's definitely a odd design choice though so I understand why people could miss it.

[@antiguy1994]

@@panda-vd7sk sorry I beat you to it you can always make your own comment

[@KittyHasFleaz]

I was yelling at my TV, telling him to pour the dumplings in the sauce.

[@west2267]

HUNGRY MAN is amazing, I remember those sleepeles nights were I was only comforted by the sound of the TV dinner cooking in the microwave.

[@OrphanCrippler69bb]

To which that comfort was swiftly whisked away by the microwave finishing it's last second cooking that TV dinner and it letting you know by going BEEP BEEEP BEEEP YOUR F*CKING FOODS READY BEEEEEP!!

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Honestly love looking at the reviews now and seeing how people are so upset over the portion sizes.

[@LoseCTRL61]

@@OrphanCrippler69bbyou can turn the sounds off on any microwave, if you hold the number 2 button for 5 seconds and hear a beep there won’t be any more beeps when it ends or when you type the buttons

[@misanthropic_shithead7438]

I remember the worst, poverty/alcohol induced meal I ever made was spaghetti and gravy. Which might not sound so bad but even drunk me couldn't finish it. I guess your brain expects some sort of meal appropriate sauce and when it realises you used gravy it just rejects any subsequent spoonfuls of said culinary crime

[@misanthropic_shithead7438]

Also, this wasn't nice gravy. It was powdered, store brand gravy

[@__________7483]

Funny story. I was making a hungry man once and the brownie turned into a fucking smoke bomb and hot boxed my apartment and my neighbor called the fire department. The brownie doesn’t burn, it just turns into a fucking smoke bomb

[@wolfofwallgreens]

Hey, there's a silver lining , at least your apartment didn't burn down 😂🤣

[@__________7483]

@@wolfofwallgreensthat is true

[@wolfofwallgreens]

@@__________7483 that's crazy though. Did you overcook the hell out of it or something ?

[@dunlaptt]

Word😂

[@mack4691]

As a trashy person myself, the reason the brownie burnt was that the instructions say to remove it part way into the heating process.

[@monimoo88]

I grew up eating at Marie calendar’s restaurant. They were known for their pies especially during the holidays the line for pies would be wrapped around the building and through the parking lot. Now you have to preorder and make reservations for pies during the holidays. Her world famous dish is chicken pot pie as well.

[@DaWoWzer]

I like to imagine Hunter forced Zach to sit at the top of the set stairs for 9 hour straight just to do the bit at the end

[@classic_jam]

Me too.

[@Schattendg]

Zach: "Listen Hunter, it's getting late, just let me send you the audio." Hunter: "YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK UP!"

[@PFCMittens]

It’s definitely an audio from one of the sleepy cast podcasts where he said that was the noise he’d make, not sure what they were referring to as it was years ago😊

[@blamoduck6999]

The animated character jokes give these videos so much more character, it’s really nice!

[@SirEvilestDeath]

I highly respect an editor and channel that puts a time bar anywhere in a sponsored ad to indicate how long it will be. That’s very smart and viewer friendly.

[@ragnarwalliser]

"Don't knock it before you try it" also him "This looks the grossest out of all of them" lmao

[@rurahrulabulah257]

Hunter seems happy doing more of these videos and honestly I’m here for it. Dudes hilarious

[@mosesgossett]

When Marie Calendar's first started selling frozen foods it was just the pot pies and they were pretty darn good. Like a lot of other brands, over time they started using cheaper ingredients, changed recipes, added more selections for some damn reason, and basically turned it into a shit product. Kind of like Honey Gold Wheaties that came out when I was a kid. Started out delicious AF, and within a year suddenly tasted like unwashed ass.

[@BoinkrNanis]

I remember how good subway sandwiches was in the 90s when they partnered with films. Then I got a job at subway in 2004 and worked until 2008 and watched them nit very slowly, change everything and now their food is absolute shitm like most things now. I live in a city where our buildings cannot even be worked on anymore because there's only like 5 people in the entire world that has rhe skill or knowledge to do any of the renovations. Everything is made cheap and expendable now where as a half century or so ago items were made to last. My sister still has the fridge our grandma had before my mom was born. Keeps it maintained and it's still great

[@bagel8414]

Yet prices keep on going up

[@K8KProductions]

Papa you have created a real KZbin sweet spot. Inane/funny vidoe subjects, infused with your naturally funny personality. Just really easy and fun to watch. Nice work.

[@IsabellaSteidl]

40:08 The way I started yelling, "There IS sauce! Pick up the trayyy" When he ate the Healthy Choice pot pie 🤣

[@lynseyfreeman8672]

Appreciate the dopamine hit of seeing a Papa Meat video pop up on a slow and sleepy Sunday. The production, particularly the screaming from the microwave, and interspersing the animation was *chef's kiss*. Competing for most watchable Tier List type content for me over here, massive respect for the food bank donation as well. Also the second youtuber I've seen praising Gordon's frozen meals. Might be the new go to quick meal in the house 🤔

[@drewgoin8849]

I have not seen any of those meals in my area. The fact that Hunter has never heard of Marie Callender's was surprising.

[@amakiio]

do u have any other channel recommendations?

[@randomnpc445]

@@amakiio brutalmoose has a bunch of videos where he tries frozen meals of varying kinds. He's a lot more chill than hunter is, but still a good watch.

[@elgrandej2802]

"Huh. I don't remember Raymond's brother having a gun." Fun fact: In the very first episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, Robert does draw a gun when he is startled upon entering Ray's house.

[@ThatOneCoolGuy69420]

You’re glowing in this video. Idk what it is, but idk you just seem like you’re happy here. Love your stuff man. I know you won’t see this but if you do, your work is incredible.

[@xaikken]

I agree actually

[@changotv5847]

He's pregnant

[@Gr00t]

​@@changotv5847he's now officially the papa of some meat

[@inedibledorito]

He's definitely pregnant

[@Jdump7.62]

He’s getting paid to eat for a whole day, I’d be ecstatic too!

[@n0isyturtle]

Every time my roommate cooks a microwave Pulled Pork Mac And Cheese, the entire house smells like state fair vomit.

[@NomdePlume337]

For like the last two years every time I walk down the freezer aisle in the store I’ve thought about how good of a KZbin video this would be so I’m glad someone finally did it

[@triq4250]

man you would love Brutalmoose

[@RT-qd8yl]

I've been partial to Stouffer's just for the quality/weight/price comparison.

[@monehget]

Brutalmoose has been doing these!

[@rubyrotten]

As someone who struggles with food insecurity, I really appreciated Papa mentioning how he donated to his local food bank. You’re a good man.

[@LunarLocust]

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that insecure people just need to hit the gym.

[@ethanholland2965]

@@LunarLocustyes that’s not what he meant

[@drewgoin8849]

Yeah, I was envious of this video's food porn. My oatmeal ain't cutting it tonight.

[@TBX2]

@@LunarLocust Looks like the point went over someone’s head.

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

@@TBX2it’s a joke

[@dogauthier]

The mix of real life shooting and animated content is amazing! This is so creative and on brand for you

[@tiffanyann3985]

OMG I found this by accident and I am not disappointed! I literally could not stop watching for the entire hour. I was DEAD!!!! You have a new subscriber! Thank you so much for this!!! You put me in an amazing mood! Make more videos like this one rating frozen dinners!!!!

[@Augustborne]

I was a little saddened when papa meat decided to cut back on full animations but I love this content, and he’s even added in a couple animation segments to boot. It’s like the best of both worlds, keep it up man!

[@cozymonk]

I used to watch Andrew Zimern's show. To give an idea of his particular palette, he once compared a dish to a used baby diaper and said it was one of the best things he's ever eaten.

[@cozymonk]

I swear this isn't a joke. It was Bizarre Foods on the travel channel.

[@dillonmoore9810]

pamperchu cuisine

[@TheGary108]

Didn’t Andrew also get his BBQ sauce rated as the last place in an BBQ sauce contest?

[@Regular_Fish_Guy]

He eats like bugs and stuff, no way I'm trusting pallette

[@ThaMango1]

You switching your focus from your main channel videos to this content was such a good idea, I love this channel so much. Thank you for all of the amazing content Mr Meat, you're amazing

[@Spur_Fella]

26:32 Even being in the same room has these biohazards has man choking

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

I gotta say, this was VERY brave of you Hunter. The green/blue lighting hovering over the close ups of the finished product of the meals makes them all look horrrifying. Like a goosebumps episode Also, I was waiting for the review of a Guy Fieri frozen dinner to be the famous “Oh, that’s gangster.”

[@badluckjaime5546]

Incredible Who ever they got to play Hunter in this episode did a phenomenal job

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

He looks like hunter but doesn't at the same time

[@KATinBLACK]

I'm really gonna miss him but y'know at least this actor did Hunter justice

[@drewgoin8849]

Christopher Walken is a chameleon.

[@emmaknapp2791]

You should rank frozen pizza’s next!! Categories: Pepperoni Sausage Cheese Specialty

[@PhallicPhantom2]

Yees!!! Perfect teir list! 🍕

[@rufiorufioo]

That is easy. Digiorno wins every time.

[@basilrip7562]

Red Baron is easily the best, better than digiorno

[@TR0NDAONE]

Real

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

@@basilrip7562Red Baron goated

[@zdrident]

I keep rewatching this just for the everybody loves Raymond bits. Its amazing

[@lordcrocodile185]

Hunter's interactions with nick will always be my favorite parts of these videos

[@drewgoin8849]

I love the clever editing of Papa Meat's videos.

[@30daysnosleep]

I grew up on frozen chicken pot pies (specifically Banquet 💀) and while I haven’t ate one in a long ass time, they were banging when I was a kid. I think the key was cooking them in the oven.

[@blyatbrat]

bruh i was thinking the same. banquet has always been a homie.

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

I used to eat Stouffers here all the time too, turkey, beef as well but my fave was Chicken

[@jakepotter6362]

I fuck up those pot pies 🤤

[@indiecore-2022]

Same dude hahaha, poor ass parents loaded the freezer with them

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

@@indiecore-2022 well they were cheap, when I was young you could get them for 3 for a buck sometimes, now it's 4 for 5 if lucky but still not bad when you want something hot

[@apocalypticmaniac5973]

I do have to say that it is really refreshing seeing a dim-lit video, where it's not just full of studio lights, and blasting the place with brightness. Feels just a little more relaxed and "vibing".

[@lpslover1718]

Oh god no. The cool lighting makes me want to burn my eyelids with cigarettes. If it was warm, nice, calm lighting it’d fit the family-frozen-dinner night MUCH more. This cool lighting is a god damn sin.

[@suapanpina]

If you call being locked in a serial killer's basement comftorble then i'm terrified what you consider uncomfortable

[@clintonleonard5187]

It feels like a Halloween special like the ones we used to see on tv as kids. Very nostalgic for me, and yeah the "vibes" are there.

[@shenanigans2877]

Your living room looks like a saw trap without a doubt

[@brutaljk5997]

Man this guys down her dont knwo shit, the low light gives a relaxing nice night vibe.

[@moondoggaming1994]

Love how he didn't even finish making the healthy choice pot pie. It's a two part bowl that you dump the top one into

[@Salmonella4Skin]

Really bummed that they didn't realize the Healthy Choice in the pot pie section has all the sauce under the bowl with the main ingredients. The sauce being underneath is supposed to "steam" the meat and veggies (hence their "Cafe Steamers" name.) The couple of times I have had one of their bowls from the freezer aisle, they were surprisingly good for a microwave dish. Definitely a disservice to eat it without any of the sauce Papa!

[@ohmyfaceify]

This! I enjoyed the vid until this happened. I literally yelled at my tv “the sauce is underneath you idiots!” 😂

[@SahiPie]

You can tell everyone in that room had a room temp IQ.

[@ohmyfaceify]

Also why do all of this in one sitting in the middle of the night. Sounds like it would be miserable and nauseating. 😂

[@dukenukem2258]

Everyone's digging into them but mind you they did a fucking 9 hour shoot, they were bound to slip up

[@KidPrarchord95]

@@dukenukem2258 Slip-ups are fine and all, but it's as simple as reading the packaging's directions for the meal you're preparing

[@Jerrycourtney]

_Maybe the real best TV dinner is all the friends we made along the way._

[@Childrenofthecornedbeef]

You're a cannibal?!

[@daisyjoy242]

Did they taste good

[@Jerrycourtney]

I mean, I thought the man was called PapaMeat for a reason… I’ll see myself out now.

[@Childrenofthecornedbeef]

No need bro, you're welcome here with us.

[@stagnantisolation]

Thank you Fat Edgar Allen Poe for trying microwave food

[@lizmontgomery3767]

I really thought you said fat edger

[@TheSatisfiedPig]

Edgar Allan Pound, bro

[@_.jay._1983]

THAT'S CRAZY

[@MatecaCorp]

I looked up pictures of Poe for reference and goddam that man had some greasy hair

[@nataliethieke3687]

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