Ranking Every Glidus Video

[@silversailer]

For the love of God, someone let George know that the fandom has devolved into ranking their own ASOIF videos and doing 3 hour livestreams ranking every food description!!

[@jordonby]

Is it a testament to the quality of content or is it a testement of the creater

[@silversailer]

@@jordonby A testament to how long we've been waiting for Winds so we can theorize it to death

[@KingEdwardMMVIII]

The only comfort I have is knowing just how many great channels I follow and how they will be overflowing with new content whenever that darned book comes out. I'm ready 🍽

[@Dr.waffles1101]

He knows. But he a big fan so he gets too busy watching to write

[@captainblighe7297]

Wait till they starting reviewing every mention of the word Portcullis

[@InquisitorThomas]

Someone send this to George, maybe the sight of how broken this man is without Winds of Winter will be the inspiration needed to finish the book.

[@silversailer]

I was thinking the same thing...

[@reidsimpson4213]

If Preston Jacobs' literal fan fiction ending isn't enough to get his fat ass moving, I doubt our poor, mentally enfeebled Glib glob will do the trick

[@jordonby]

But if he does then he has too eat the book, as promised

[@AdaptiveApeHybrid]

Someone punch him in the face and stalk him in my low functioning sociopathic opinion

[@simcoe4045]

"This isn’t thumbnail review, this is video review." Goes on to review each thumbnail in great detail.

[@starlight0313]

well it's a song of ice and fire and not a song of food and drink, yet still food and drink descriptions every damn page

[@chemputer]

Wait, Glimbus has actually been Glidus this entire time?! Next you're going to tell me Alt Schwift X is actually Alt Shift X. Unbelievable.

[@jordonby]

untrue heresy

[@romulusnuma116]

That's just blatantly wrong

[@silversailer]

ok this isn't quite "Hot Pie is the shrouded lord" type tinfoil...but I feel it's pretty close. We have lost the plot and our minds...

[@serialthrilliayahoo]

iirc schwift was last seen ahorse and shift is clearly a human so...

[@hotdog8109]

This is such a stretch. There’s nothing stopping Glimbus from ranking another person’s videos.

[@thewhitemonkey64]

I really empathize with the ‘I want to work on anything *except* for the multiple projects I’ve promised I’ll do’ energy that this video has. It’s very George.

[@Milkra]

He really is his father’s son

[@hipowl2765]

Glimbus laughing at his own jokes and ranking his own videos so highly is great to me. It shows he really enjoys what he’s doing. I can’t count how many times I’ve been going about my day and chuckled over a quote from one of his videos. I’ve said “another day another banger your grace” in far too many conversations at this point

[@jolinefields3460]

😂 Yasss goes with everything!! I also love the sultry “Mm talk about the weather”❤

[@Tom-kq3ng]

I was really hoping he would go full meta and put this episode ranking video in the episode ranking

[@glimbus]

i didn’t have a thumbnail for it yet lol

[@obviousalias132]

@@glimbus can we get a 1 day later retrospective of this video instead then?

[@glimbus]

@@obviousalias132 this is a C- or D-tier video however the dust has not yet settled

[@obviousalias132]

@@glimbus Brutal, personally I think any Glimbus video is inherently better than one from that poser Glidus

[@vfanon]

@@glimbusgotta say, all of your livestreams are s-tier for me because they help me sleep (s for sleepy)

[@garthmarenghi9040]

Real talk, "Every GoT episode ranked" was my first Glidus video, and it's still my favourite. Glad to see it ranked so high.

[@MzCheecharella]

My ab fab as well! I watch it every few months

[@SuperStella1111]

It’s amazing for flights. Makes two + hours fly by.

[@victorc8855]

who tf does this Glimbus guy think he is to be judging Glidus

[@movieanatomy4341]

I love Glidus’ snide refusal to finish Piss or Bliss take to the point I only want shit posts anymore

[@LordMangudai]

Meanwhile those of us poor bastards waiting for more GoT Reviews...

[@TotallyRadicalShow]

@@LordMangudai Okay but imagine those of us waiting for The Price of Life and Death Part 3.

[@shubs9532]

"how the hell did I do the first few that quickly?" hyperfixation is a helluva drug, glimbo.

[@nealfirstofhisname]

I found Glidus because I typed 'Aurane Waters ASOIAF theory' in the youtube search bar. Therefore 'Lord of the Waters' is an S-tier video.

[@GoatKnife]

We've reached mental breakdown levels that shouldn't even be possible.

[@darthsnarf]

Hearing Glidus shit on the pisstakes is like hearing Kurt Cobain hated smells like teen spirit

[@ramseysteven86]

Personally I think the smash or pass video was your magnum opus

[@devlinarchery9798]

Nah he passed on osha so f tier

[@balthazarwerner7792]

@@devlinarchery9798 nah she’s got that weird nose thing going on

[@kryzzan7039]

@@balthazarwerner7792 but besides that?

[@MrGameonthis]

@@balthazarwerner7792 So you wouldn’t smash? lol

[@balthazarwerner7792]

@@MrGameonthis I’d be on the fence about it. Depends how much I’d had to drink. Although I will say that my opinion is pro distorted because I’d be putting her in the same category as the likes of Natalie Dormer or Emilia Clark

[@DongusMcBongus]

Honestly. I’ve written this before. So if you’ve read it, just ignore it. but I went through a break up of about a 10 year long relationship. right about as I discovered your channel. And it really made my smile in a hard time. The point I’m driving at is that this is actually kind of low-key fascinating seeing your thought process and how your channel developed itself. I never would have thought GOT review Jon/Tyrion was after Pisstake Season 8 etc. Cool.

[@TheJeannag]

The Horses will eternally remain one of my top ten videos on this platform.

[@revolutionaryspectre9023]

A Glidus career retrospective is one of the most relaxing things I could imagine. Sure hope you will do another Crusader Kings stream in the future with the news that the ASOIAF mod releases on April 14th, I can only rewatch your CK2 videos so many times!

[@greenapple1470]

Glimbus you gotta know that the Cat video is my fave of yours - I rewatch it a lot and I REALLY don't think you were nasty to the other creator.

[@MistyWarden]

I just want to say how wonderful it is to have a creator who admits to loving his own work even when it has flaws. It’s so tiring when artists go on and on about how they can’t watch their old videos because they’re ~so bad~ and they can’t believe anyone liked them and it comes off as very self-deprecating.

[@georgewaller4624]

the tyrion targaryen video is hands down my favorite video you ever made. I remember watching it over and over for weeks just laughing my ass off

[@honestkyn718]

I think the horse one wins for me

[@georgewaller4624]

@@honestkyn718 The horse one is honestly hard to compare to any other video. It's more then just an incredible analysis of the series; it searched for and found a level of hidden depth that I honestly didn't think was possible in the modern era. I know that people make video essays and reddit posts and share their thoughts and theories and whatever, but Glidus did something else entirely. Most people, when searching for depth, keep digging and digging in the same hole, but Glidus turned the face of the object, and dug a new hole on a fresh surface no one else had considered, finding a layer of complexity that, despite everyone else's efforts, we were blind to see. Glidus opened the door, and viewed the whole of the series from a lens that I believe George himself was writing through, but no other reader had yet to pick up on. I mean, I enjoyed ASOIAF before the horse video, but now I understand it. I understand that its themes run deeper and truer then anti-war, miscommunication, what it means to love, and the questioning of religion and justice. Those are simple themes, and Glidus proved the book is bigger then that. The real book is a system of allegories about the relationship between animals and the various aspects that make us human. It asks what humanity is, and what beast is, and it finally answers the question all humans search to answer from the moment we have the ability to breathe and think and feel: "What is the meaning of life?" Life is ahorse.

[@leobohnacker3634]

The episode ranking Video is the G.O.A.T and I have watched it at least 5 times

[@stevenhayes7910]

Preston Jacobs Explained is one of the greatest videos in the history of mankind. I still go back and rewatch it when I need to almost laugh myself to death. The Edmure rant puts the Iron Throne episode S-tier. Sponsors in videos are usually annoying, and I skip them, EXCEPT with yours. Especially your Established Titles ones. You do an excellent job at making them entertaining.

[@maekarsmark5402]

My fave glidus video ever is Oathbreaker. The takes with Bran and (not) Bloodraven and the expositioningness analysisization hooked me after I spit soda everywhere. And the Glidus Movie, of course. Thank you SO MUCH for the smiles and laughs you've provided over the years.

[@abbymitchell5948]

50:03 Glidus has now truly embodied the grrm

[@QuinnTheGM]

Sickly Mockingbird is still one of my favorites of yours. I just love the ending coda with the alien eggs, it brings the theory together in a great way!

[@maekarsmark5402]

In your LOTT video did well to point out what Vaemond was doing. I didn't think about that at ALL. But it's a great analysis altogether. The showmakers did a great job with everything you point out, but I also like how they aged Alicent. She has a slouch and time is showing on her face beyond just aging. She's tired, not taking care of herself. She's SO unhappy and struggling.

[@SmashboiSchwift]

GLANDO your moment from HOTD s1 e6 is phenomenal. You know which one it is Princess

[@greenfox42]

Glidus…I want you to know that NO, we don’t tell everyone that all their videos/content is S-tier amazing; however, yours truly are! Your comedic timing/editing along with your intelligent and insightful analysis of this IP is just a perfect pairing and bingeable to the point I now quote your pisstakes and got reviews on the regular. I’m not saying this just to blow smoke up your a$$…hell, I pay more a month to your Patreon than I pay for other streaming services cus I value your content so GD much! As a fellow creative, I want to only encourage you to keep up what you naturally do so well (as long as you want to do it that is…when it’s no longer fun, then know we support your sanity over anything else!) ❤

[@jolinefields3460]

What a lovely write up it makes me very happy. I hope he realizes how happy he makes people and I’m also a little grateful that someone else goes on these appreciation rants every now and then, because I don’t wanna feel like a stalker 😅 so it’s great to know how truly great he really is and he only continues to get more and more love and respect truly never gets old and so many people still love to rewatch over the years! Fans always anticipating whatever he puts out next =highlight of life moments here lol.🥳🤩😇

[@kod8933]

Seeing those unreleased vid thumbnails brings me great joy

[@shivpuri5769]

Your episode 6 and 7 blisstakes are genuinely my favorites out of all the videos you've uploaded, you don't do anything revolutionary but it's your balance of great comedy and analysis that puts it up there for me.

[@jolinefields3460]

Share the love, but I gotta say he is doing some revolutionary stuff. I love the editing and the music and the melodies great voice, great comedic timing, great love of humanity, or at least the ability to gift us some of the fun and crazy shit we love!

[@smgDarksidegaming]

I TOTALLY disagree that an advertisement makes a video worse. If that is how we're making sure you can keep making content it's a welcome sight! The fact that you pick sponsors you like and put effort into the advertisements is just more proof of the kind of dedication that this channel has spoiled us with.

[@cybersandoval]

p'raps the upper tiers are crowded because the videos are consistently good

[@jenniferpearce1052]

I'm making cookies and my oven beeped at the point you said 'this is where we really start cooking"

[@megmog727]

pls more blisstakes i’m begging u good sir 😢

[@GigaDuck241]

Every Episode Ranked is one of my top 10 videos of all time. I watch it too many times

[@MeeraReads]

18:33 nice

[@n1s2e]

Agree with Who knew! Its my favorite cover of yours its one of my favorite songs of all time. Not the original the cover. Yours its amazing

[@JasmineRGBLights]

Got 5 minutes and had to pause to watch Preston Jacobs Explained again, had me in tears just like the first time.

[@connormcmurphy4276]

For the love of God, finish your HOTD review series! Please! I am cry without it

[@realBiGO]

The Ned GoT Review is forever S Tier for me because it introduced me to The Moody Blues. Forever in your debt.

[@lorddukealayeneclipse3317]

Okay this is making me rewatch Glidus' entire channel wth

[@melaniecox6728]

I'm so glad you recognize how amazing The Princess and the Queen was

[@melaniecox6728]

Should have watched til the end 🤦‍♀ It belongs in s! The part re: autism was REALLY well done.

[@shubs9532]

I found the every game of thrones video ranked post-mortem and I really felt for you, dude. putting that much effort in and trying to upload it on the day of and KZbin literally backhanded you for it. sucks big time.

[@Andre_APM]

I cannot believe that no one brought up all the parallels between Driftmark and the King's Road Glidus points out in the Driftmark video as justification for why it belonged in S-tier.

[@MementoMori_222]

Oh my god you should do a video where it’s like. The Oscar’s/awards for your videos. E.g. what was the most hard to do, easiest to do, funniest, insane, etc. you could also do that for characters in got. :)

[@jolinefields3460]

Sounds fun, maybe the subscribers can vote

[@JakeSezz]

I watch Emergency Awesome for ideas of where a storyline may be heading in w/r movie or tv series. I watch Glidus to be entertained. And the horses video & thumbnail is god-tier.

[@shivpuri5769]

i hope we start getting movie length bliss/pisstakes and got reviews😁

[@ischwind96]

without Winds of Winter ASOIAF culture is collapsing on itself like a black hole

[@Matt-xc6sp]

All that heat and pressure is forging some excellent shitposts

[@htwallace5043]

More glimbus than I know what to do with I love it

[@04whim]

The season 6 episode 1 thumbnail is so good it was what made me open the video, it's why I follow the channel, it might even be what brought me back into enjoying content about The Dragon Show.

[@kfizzle5086]

Pisstake Beyond the Wall is hands down my favorite video of yours, the edit with Benjen and Jon deserves an Emmy

[@defendedcorn1750]

This is the content I need

[@HermitKingLouis]

Been trying to watch all of your stuff across your channels and I wanted you to know I paused this to watch the PJ Explained video in the middle of you talking about it. Laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes lol. Cheers.

[@WeWantBears]

Step-youtuber circles his content and purest love for lord preston.

[@Tom-kq3ng]

Imma let you finish, but Glidus just released one of the greatest videos of all time

[@littlemcguire15]

brb off to rewatch all of Glidus’s videos for the tenth time

[@simiaki12]

Oh my! How is it that I've only just found this extra channel of yours!

[@bishbosh4815]

LOTD thumbnail is GOAT tier, but that's really on the show for having phenomenal cinematography 😂

[@shmoppetrocks]

Your channel is the BEST on KZbin

[@tsarven5674]

Love the thumbnail analysis!

[@BasterCod]

thanks for putting this here, wasnt on stream for most of it

[@Slender_Man_186]

Before watching, I can already tell that the Fale Theories Video will either be in S or F, solely because of the horse round.

[@hertogappel]

the horse video is preston wave and it is not healthy denying that

[@u-moo-u8117]

CAREFUL GLIDUS! YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED GOT REVIEW YET!

[@ceb4747]

Theory: This is winds of winter.

[@ashtonel-ansari7483]

you make me look forward to tomorrow

[@jakelabute5196]

I see you hop on Preston's livestream chat all the time, have you two ever discussed that glorious video you made about him?

[@Frank_Lee_Terrible]

Your dragon and the wolf pisstake indeed is a great video

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

I have been going through the deep lore to try to determine what comes next. I can't decide what would be more fun, HBO using the actual muppets for Grover, Elmo, and Kermit with all seriousness of the show, or GRRM spinning Asoiaf into a Sci Fi tale.

[@jonoxes8662]

I actually discovered your channel from HotD too. I didn't watch GoT videos before that, then I discovered your HotD videos, then your fake theories video, and after that I watched you and alt swift.

[@jolinefields3460]

Yay same here and I’m so glad this is an integral part of my life now for sure🎉 congratulations on your own discovery of this priceless treasure!

[@youngslice5985]

I am so, so happy with Littlefinger Rap Scheme's placement. One of my favorite yt videos period

[@MagicOmelet]

In times like these I regret not reading the books for I miss out on so much S Tier Glidus content

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

“I thought Bran was… Bran” still makes me laugh more than it has any right to.

[@OliverWard-k9g]

In my opinion your long night video should be a tier. I quote that video so often, wether it be Arya shanks a guy she’s never met while Jon screams at a dragon and bran checks his emails to the longest f word in media history

[@glimbus]

the longest fuck is in the bells

[@Jonkuzon]

Rating all Glimbus videos next?

[@brianaabeldt6726]

All of these should be S tier. Even the most ridiculous of theory videos, the silliest of streams, the shortest of shitposts. I could be biased; You always make me laugh, even when I've heard you tell the joke half a dozen times. I have watched most if not all of your videos at least twice, if not three times. Even those first couple theory videos hold up so well. Edit: Got to the part where Glimbo says it's based on how much he likes the video. Valid, but I'm not rewriting that. ❤

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

The video about Mirri Maz Durr and the ritual with Drogo is the S-tier to end all S-tiers, just for how it makes the sentence "Drogo is a horse" into something that actually sounds compelling.

[@larmoth401]

Didn't realise Gromboid had a second channel.

[@DTFinn_]

I know I am very late to the party, but omg I could've sworn on my life that all the thumbnails looked uncanny and not at all like I remembered them, I srsly thought I must've dreamed of different thumbnails or smth, but I couldnt think of a situation in which I dreamed of Brans face with glowing red eyes or sum shit. Thanks for clearing that mystery for me lmao

[@rockyerglock]

Ok glimbo jet, given that hubris is my defining s tier of ranking yoobers, you’re tops mate🫡

[@jolinefields3460]

“Mm..Talk about the weather” =favorite line🥳part of my life now lol😂 “ another day, another banger, your grace”-instant classic 😘 “ mom, how old is this baby?!?”-the more you know🌈 “Secret tunnels!!”-“never change Glidus, love that voice! calling “Ser Crispin” something different every single time🤣 “beezburys 🐝 “)😆that buzzy farewell song is genius. Solid gold! EVERY time you see Caraxes..🤩 And hundreds of other priceless gems! Your music-writing, mixing clips visuals edits, styles..really set you apart. By far the best to watch! Never feel guilty about liking your own stuff, the joy you bring to this is clearly delightful to everyone !

[@tommyv1270]

Ranking your ranking videos opens up a portal that allows the Others to enter this world. Hope you’re proud of yourself. 🥶

[@therepublicofdave1498]

comic sans tier list is the most glimbo move out there

[@Palmen1990]

youve always said season 8 episode 1 pisstake is one of your worst videos but its defo one of my favorites

[@TheFarinsqarin]

When’s the Ramin Djawadi music, just like, doing it for the scene tier list.

[@DongusMcBongus]

This video is an hour and two minutes of Glimbo doing the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Leo meme.

[@s-l-p]

the old thumbnails give me like some sort of nostalgia and i go WAIT I REMEMBER THAT why would my brain even keep this little absolutely irrelevant to my life detail wow

[@billychops1280]

Glidus please you’ve given us too much

[@sagecolvard9644]

The He's Rhaegar Video is the best video on KZbin. Full Stop.

[@earl_gay]

you saying a video is 'passable at best' is still better than 99% of other content on this platform

[@alizackrone2995]

The fake quiz is literally the best video it makes me laugh everytime

[@zelo3238]

Ghlamidyus truly is one of the horses of all time.

[@mayasoley4847]

April 17 wasn’t just the GOT anniversary and your brother’s wedding anniversary it’s my being alive anniversary

[@TotallyRadicalShow]

Same.

[@metaphysicsbob]

The amount of money I would give for a dedicated video on The Order of Green Hands.

[@jolinefields3460]

😂 mom, how old is this baby!?! That is comedy, gold and versatile phrase that I use all the time now thank you!

[@Dr.waffles1101]

True content.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

This is peak Glibus

[@samuelcerullo9913]

I mentioned fake asoiaf theory’s in my college essay

[@6942-j7y]

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