Ranking Every Single "Afterlife" (Tier List)

[@gamergodeighty1686]

Dream theory is like losing hours of gameplay just because you forgot to save

[@SymbioteMaster4]

Wait, how can you dream in dream? 🤯

[@gamergodeighty1686]

@@SymbioteMaster4 Have you heard of this small movie called Inception?

[@SymbioteMaster4]

@@gamergodeighty1686 No what is it?

[@user-or2nk5no3k]

🤣😂🤣

[@TheMalikVideos]

i like how weirdly descriptive you are about everything and speak with such a unique cadence its mesmerising

[@TheAbsoluteStripyfish]

reincarnation would be cool as hell and lame as hell at the same time imagine being a sick ass tiger in your first life, then some random ant in your second life

[@chadhiggins6884]

The thing about reincarnation that I hate is you’ll eventually need to experience some really fucked up shit and the end of the world

[@Scuti2]

@@chadhiggins6884yeah, thats what i’m worried of if reincarnation is true.

[@hoverman5873]

@@Scuti2it’s not

[@Scuti2]

@@hoverman5873 How do you know? No one is sure until you die.

[@hoverman5873]

@@Scuti2The Bible

[@rango962]

Why die with a weapon in hand when it's much more hardcore to fight bare handed. Vahalle, uptade your terms and conditions

[@thelightgamer7890]

real

[@jmgonzales7701]

is that what is all to it?

[@RandomThing1569]

That Image Of Vaulhalla Reminds Of The Minecraft Aether Mod(maybe just because it looks like floating islands in the sky)

[@jmgonzales7701]

@@RandomThing1569 vallhalla seems nice

[@Yeet-go1xz]

Bro said fuck it ima tell you the best way to experience DEATH

[@KingOpenReview]

Something to consider about ghosts is that in most stories and spiritual belief systems, a ghost manifesting means something went wrong. You depart from this world by default or at least become something new. If you're still here, it's because something is keeping you from moving on like unresolved trauma or a necromancer deliberately summoning you.

[@Aiden-wg4pu]

if i was an evil ghost i’d hold a grudge against the living ppl even tho its my fault im dead, then start training random living ppl to be evil, then try to attack the good living ppl and the other ghosts who arent evil but fail miserably because we’re brutally outnumbered and our living allies betrayed us then get spirit killed and get double dead’d and fade from existence

[@Aiden-wg4pu]

you feel me?

[@Cribeansmyguy]

@@Aiden-wg4pudon’t let this guy die

[@BluezPlant]

What tier would you put starclan in?

[@KingOpenReview]

@@BluezPlant I was little when I read Warriors, so I don't really remember details. I think I thought it was decent though, and being able to occasionally intervene to help future generations like an ancestor guardian is pretty cool. I think high c or b tier.

[@xeta180]

The Islamic concept of heaven is that everything gets infinitely better for eternity. So the boring arguement wouldnt work in that scenario.

[@Frozo-nt2ky]

Still wouldn’t work without massively dumbing down your complex emotions desires or erasing your memories

[@Alkim_gercek]

yeah that + in heaven you arent supposed to have many human feelings like boredom

[@AbsoluteAnarchy-n6k]

Maybe God just made Infinitely good things voiding the boring argument. (He's omnipotent after all and can do anything.)

[@xeta180]

@@AbsoluteAnarchy-n6k thats not the belief tho. Youre free to believe whatevee you like

[@AbsoluteAnarchy-n6k]

@@xeta180 your comment is a little bit confusing.

[@shadowking7423]

Being a ghost and being able to possess people and things is OP ngl and if you cant enter mirrors dreams and all that it's pretty fun

[@anungunrama8882]

The Greek afterlife is really different from heaven

[@octopixel7070]

I was looking for a comment like this!

[@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo]

Greek Pagan afterlife is...

[@anungunrama8882]

@@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo probably just cope cause the the Asphodel Meadows kinda suck

[@SymbioteMaster4]

Don’t they have two; one for special people and one for everybody else.

[@anungunrama8882]

@@SymbioteMaster4 3, Tartarus for threats to the gods and terrible humans in later texts. The asphodel meadows are for most people, they lose their memories and mill around for eternity. Elysium originally was only for the best of the best people, people favored by gods like the old hero’s. Over time people started to believe all good people went there because they realized the fields of Asphodel suck. It depends on the time period mostly, the later you go with the texts the more it resembles the Christian heaven.

[@alexisguru3219]

Please keep making vids, this had me tuned in the whole dang time

[@JerMajin]

The way you broke everything down was hilarious your an entertaining dude 😂😂😂

[@LuckygamerYt-jx9vt]

I’m always enjoying these tier lists videos, but I’m so impressed and amazed how he does these 30-45 min videos all in one take( it looks like that at least)

[@cashtherealsaint]

Didn't know you had a second channel and you can't describe my shock when i saw you

[@tescobakery1927]

Nothing is S-tier. I want what I had before I was born.

[@AziqAkiq]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evpyou don’t know that

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

​@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evp it's just nothing-ness. Prebirth

[@HungryWarden]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evptroll spotted.

[@HungryWarden]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evp that’s what all trolls say.

[@HungryWarden]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evp You used God’s name in vain, which is not allowed. It’s telling that winning a minor internet argument was important enough to swear on a deity. I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster that you are.

[@TNT_2020]

I like the egg theory which is basically you are every person that has lived and will ever live and once you've experienced every human life you become a god

[@SymbioteMaster4]

When you realize that people are being born every day.

[@SymbioteMaster4]

Also I don’t ever want to be Judas or Adolf Hitler.

[@dylanrodriguez-rb3ud]

​@SymbioteMaster4 In this theory, you may have already lived through those lives. Also, humanity is bound to end eventually

[@specterknight873]

For me being a ghost depends on whether you can interact with other ghosts but being a ghost still seems like it sucks

[@pedroperalesBrasil]

Your channels are elite man Keep the great work

[@johnwinston1499]

Cant get enough of your videos bro . Your hilarious bro . And these videos so creative . These rankings getting good. You will have 100k subscribers very soon. You deserve it man

[@SymbioteMaster4]

So Scientology is basically reincarnation, but with In-app purchases? 😂

[@CosmicGameMaster]

The egg theory is dope, where we are all one baby god like all of us are the same person and when we mature we become one of the gods

[@Verdun16]

I agree with most points in this video, subscribed, keep up good content

[@yairmimran729]

I know this video didn't perform as well as some others, but I think it is still really interesting and creative and would love to see more like it

[@goose_memes]

Underrated channel

[@tempestzeta11]

Buddhism does in fact have hell. Well, it’s actually multiple different hells with different (horrible) punishments for different sins in life. Google the Buddhist hells, it’s fucked

[@lilyelliis]

just subscribed to your channel, i really hope you hit 50k by the end of the year!! found your channel through a marvel tier list and stayed for all this great content! really taking your channel name seriously haha! but yeah you’re super underrated man i wish you the best!!

[@darlahood9806]

you missed ne4cromancy where you could come back an undead version of past you. continuing to live an old life till you "r'die"!

[@HungryWarden]

Being a zombie would be kinda cool for a little while. You could walk towards people and then walk away from them, which is a nonverbal insult towards their lack of delicious brains.

[@futureufcchampion9293]

Bro makes the best videos on his mma channel and on here

[@cheyslaps1084]

Do A Tier List of The Most Controversial Celebrities

[@carlossssssss5492]

Nah

[@Jakov-or7fp]

Since heaven is perfect it can't be boring since if it was it wouldn't be perfect.(You also said that every religion said that we are all in meat vesels, but cristianity says that the body is very important to the soul)

[@HungryWarden]

That would just make our happiness artificial.

[@justarandompepe8961]

if it lasts for eternity, yes, you can get bored. there isn't an infinite amount of things to do. Eventually, you will run out of stuff to do, things to experience, things to talk about, etc. the very nature of the mind is like this. if you can think, you can get bored. even dogs and cats get bored. unless god removed the very idea of boredom itself from Heaven, you will get bored at some point. hell, you can get bored in a span of 30 minutes, even with plenty of stuff to do, thats human nature.

[@narkle9723]

Should do a dystopian future tierlist. Bit like the other apocalypse tierlist you did but this time 100 thousand unnamed project moon fans can be summoned instantaneously by you including hit game library of ruina (or limbus company). Great settting tho

[@Low_Quality_Fellow]

For the ghost thing, if people can see you, then it’s basically life without any problems aside from the social ones

[@SymbioteMaster4]

What happens if you get jealous?

[@Low_Quality_Fellow]

@@SymbioteMaster4 jealous of what?

[@SymbioteMaster4]

@@Low_Quality_Fellow Of not feeling things. Kind of like with Carrie in the Amazing World of Gumball. As a ghost you will just exist, but you can’t feel anything.

[@Low_Quality_Fellow]

@@SymbioteMaster4 well that’s a new perspective on it, I thought you could still feel emotion as a ghost

[@SymbioteMaster4]

@@Low_Quality_Fellow I mean, you might be able to feel emotions, but you will feel empty after a while. I think that might be why so many ghosts in TV shows and movies are often bad guys because they are jealous of their living counterparts.

[@night3096]

Check the Warhammer 40K chaos realm they have some interesting dimensions to visit one of them is basically Valhalla another one is the seven deadly sins another one is just straight up f up and then another one is kind of just life and death and disease

[@eduardoribeiroucv9630]

Slaanesh world im afterlife tho 💀

[@ThomasR-rx7tc]

Quite a unique tier list idea. I like it 👍

[@colincheshire6366]

Bro said Greek mythology had a ripoff heaven when it literally came before Jesus💀

[@PhilipJFry58598]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evpGreek mythology exited before the Christianity

[@HungryWarden]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evpcult spotted.

[@HungryWarden]

@@Andreas-Paranormal-itc-evp that’s not my name.

[@user-or2nk5no3k]

I appreciate the Alien Soul Farm thing I've never heard of! 😁

[@stockfrr]

Underrated channel love you Your Content Jesus loves u you bro

[@EthanOnEverything]

Amen 🙏

[@Charybdis-t4l]

What if… when you die you just replay your whole life over and over again in your head. And depending on how good your actual life was. It will determine how heavenly your memories are and your experiences or if you had a terrible life that experience would play out instead being a nightmare constantly on loop. And that’s why people say I hope you had a good life sometimes.

[@rgkgoobaet7934]

I started subscribing, keep making these videos love em

[@BeauGilbert-kh3cq]

I love your videos

[@ironiccookies2320]

Trying to imaging "nothing" is hard. Just think of it like this. Ever went to sleep then woke up but you didn't dream at all and there was no "black" and it felt like you didn't even sleep? Yeah that's what nothing is except you never wake up

[@Tarnishedcheese.3]

I honestly think nothing would be amazing and nothing sounds the most realistic

[@megapeebs2631]

Honestly with simulation I wonder how new game + would work? Like do you get more diverse options or best or worse options?

[@masonyork7938]

5k for a spiritual tac insertion 💀

[@eduardoribeiroucv9630]

"Living in a simulation as myself sucks, I hate to be a white youtuber in a relatively safe country. Laughing as a kid in Serra Leoa, the african country known to be the poorest countrt in the world and living with famine, crimes, cannibal warlords etc

[@SnappApplle]

imagine staying in your own dead body upon passing yucky

[@mrorganic13]

Imagine valhallas vacancy in 2024

[@TpSkiii-c8h]

As a ghost you can do everything u never did before you died like traveling

[@oskarsalas3059]

I'm fully serious when I say this video helps me cope with the fact that most likely nothing happens and its just..... the void. I would hate that so much....... God I'm so afraid of that.

[@RubenRay-s7x]

To provide some comfort I think ceasing to exist is unlikely. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed and so in some way we would still exist. For something to exist it needs to be created for something to create it needs to already exist. Meaning something must have always existed that decided to create the universe and everyone in it including you. I doubt any of us will just dissappear after death

[@Ryeandr]

Believe in Jesus

[@nikobaehr3638]

It's so much better than eternal consciousness, in any form. Try staying awake for a week straight, by the end of it nothingness sounds pretty great.

[@RubenRay-s7x]

@nikobaehr3638 ngl comparing staying awake for a week with eternal consciousness is a really bad comparison. The reason staying awake sucks is because your brain and body aren't getting enough rest and your brain isn't able to reset and filter out any toxins. It has nothing to do with consciousness. Once your dead if you continue to exist you wouldn't be limited by your body so being awake all the time wouldn't be a probelm

[@great-wyrmII]

How would you hate it if you're literally just gone, that makes no damn sense.

[@lightnergamingz7375]

I think nothing is actually the best option because in all others (exept all the ones like reincarnation) you keep your consciousness for ETERNITY, which is a really long time. After you do EVERYTHING, what next. It gets really depressing real fast. If its nothing, its nothing. Theres no anything.

[@lightnergamingz7375]

Dream would be good to because most people don't even remember their dreams

[@lightnergamingz7375]

@BlayneKaiser exactly

[@XToffeeX]

Eternal recurrence makes every lifetime feel like the first and Heaven you never get bored and they're might be an amnesia system to keep you in check also with reincarnation and simulationism you can cease to exist through enlightenment and by shutting off the program

[@KhalilMurray-ei1rd]

Heaven is best for me personally

[@XToffeeX]

@@lightnergamingz7375 I like reincarnation and heaven the best because it resets your memory so it would always feel like the first time and heaven I’m sure has an amnesia system to but nothing to me is a perfect middle ground better than he’ll and a ghost for sure

[@jessemeyer86]

$5,000 for a tactical insert has got to be the biggest pre-order scam of all time.

[@dragonfire8568]

Someone else did this, and I haven't seen it yet, but thank God the funny one can tell me instead

[@RandomThing1569]

My Opinion: S:Heaven And COD(Obviously) A:Reincarnation,Ghost,Simulation And Dream B:Valhalla,Stardust And Multiverse C:Nothing F:Hell,Alien Soul Farm And Scientology

[@Bakon_101]

I feel like nothing would be peaceful

[@Ex4lted_]

Nothing would be extremely boring

[@Bakon_101]

@@Ex4lted_ nothing would mean your conscious and soul would go bye bye and you’ll be left in eternal peace

[@HungryWarden]

@@Ex4lted_lucky you wouldn’t experience it because you are also nothing.

[@Ex4lted_]

@@HungryWarden you like minecraft your opinion by default dosent matter

[@HungryWarden]

@@Ex4lted_ huh? I can’t hear you over the sound of the Minecraft music I’m listening to.

[@gaikozzzZ]

what about a different one for DREAM, like you die and like eternally sleeping and dreaming?

[@EridianBlaze]

Bro really just glazed over Greek Mythology as if it's the same as Christian Heaven and Hell To put it simply, the Greek "Heaven" is where heroes and such go (think Heracles), Tartarus is the "Hell" equivalent, but it's more like a prison for the Titans and similar folk. The Underworld is where literally everyone else goes. Your status in life is wiped clean and you just kind of exist down there now for the rest of eternity. Your friends and family could make offerings for you though to help make your eternity a bit more pleasant Tbh, The Underworld is an easy A tier right below Valhalla since it wasn't all too different from being alive (you just couldn't gain status, weather, or make children although having sex was still possible)

[@Alkim_gercek]

you could include greek heaven tho. the heaven is different enough to include

[@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo]

Christian concept of heaven is not pleasure, pleasure is an earthly thing anyway and Heaven and Earth didn't share the same concept of life.

[@HungryWarden]

Crazy how people will say “Christianity isn’t a cult” and use inside-group-language, which is one of the trademark features of a cult. What’s the point of heaven then anyway?

[@kylejohnson3889]

Soooo if I’m a ghost can I still have freaky ghost srx orrrr cuz if not count me out

[@HungryWarden]

Depends on whether you consider that necrophilia.

[@kylejohnson3889]

@@HungryWarden…..WELL NOW IM CONSIDERING WETHER IT IS OR NOT😱

[@silvereaglestudios]

Those edgy kids who think Hell is cool is def a Hazbin Hotel fan.

[@Why8876o]

I really wish he took a look at eternal recurrence

[@teslercoil5174]

"nothing" is S tier.

[@ToastyBoi69]

The best afterlife scenario is hell IF you’re a satanist (I’m not btw)

[@alexmason3046]

Bushism does have a hell

[@Dookieman1975]

Being a ghost is just spectator mode. I’m guessing poltergeists are just ghosts who got bored and trolled others. Think there’s also one (Mormons?) where u become a god after death and create ur own world and so on and so forth. Also does reincarnation include other universes and other planets cuz imagine being reborn as an alien or a human with 3 eyes and no teeth. Like reincarnation, alien and muliverse theory in one. Also really funny Scientology is supposed to be scientific and nerdy af but is super spiritual and sounds like crystal astrologist bs at times but they’re just in denial and whoever made it up as they went clearly didn’t account for how anyone would be able to pull off all those steps before the cult was a thing. It does not live up to its name at all

[@Llama_Centurion]

Bro Greek mythologies idea of life after death ain’t heaven. It’s the underworld. Boring shit if you weren’t particularly good nor bad, hell-like if you were bad, and the good part of the underworld for good people, and then a private island if you were especially good and were reincarnated 3 times.

[@pikaland3852]

Apparently there is isikaism, I'm not joking i remember seein it in a dictionary or somethin. yes according to what I remember its the same isikai as the fancy Japanese cartoons.

[@rexwyatt3066]

I personally think Mormon heaven would be the best, if it's legit. Be with your spouse for all eternity, you can continue having children after this life, you can become like God through God's plan, God is way more forgiving than most other faiths give their God credit for, it just seems like the ultimate happy wholesome world lol. No sick wars like Valhalla though, which is kinda sad. :(

[@megapeebs2631]

13:30 bro actually yes but the weird thing is that each time it was like in a different art style like spider verse or non realistic its just so weird it makes me missed off to think about those dreams like there's no way

[@MagicMonkey-vu9bo]

The thing with a dream is that you’ll still get to heaven im Christian BTW

[@Tapood74]

"greek heaven is just a ripoff" the greeks coming up with their heaven thousands of years before the christian heaven be like:

[@xeropulse5745]

78 is a ripe old age? America is fucked. In ireland living to 85 is AVERAGE. like my partner's grandmother lived alone until she was 92 and then got put into a nursing home because she kept falling down the stairs and her kids were STARTING to be worried about her.

[@thomaslee6943]

Bro don’t realize Greek mythology predates the Bible by like 1000 years. Lol heave rips of the Greeks. 😂

[@danielnicholson25]

We is Me.

[@5exp477]

Sir.. the Greeks made up Elysium before the Christian’s made up heaven. So no Greek mythology does not have a “rip off heaven” Also, Elysium is inside of the underworld and mostly for children.

[@Anakin189]

I’m not going to lie I believe the moon night tv show afterlife

[@chrisfiechtner332]

10:47 if you can pick up stuff, it would be a lot better

[@tonygoodwinjr9293]

Well, Nobody on CoD, Fortnite, Halo, etc are going to Valhalla lol

[@dairub1790]

Greek mythology heaven ripped of bible heaven... Well first they are different And second how greeks ripped of bible, when it was not wroten yet?

[@SammiiLuVTTV]

For a moment he started to talk like Trump on simulation

[@UnknownHandle2]

13:41 he… he just like me.

[@diesemautokerl2181]

16:00 isn't that just Scientology?

[@diogomarques03]

The talk of heaven would be boring is so dumb God says in heaven will only be good and hapiness boredom is neither

[@ennou1236]

Nirvana is not heaven and should be paired with the buddhist reincarnation cycle as technically it the end goal of that specific type or reincarnation, the closest thing to it, is an npc in video game breaking feee of its programming and leaving the game, at worst you leave the "game" and become part of the game engine or operating system, but usually it means your existence become something similar as a gm or a spectator that can use twitch integration or some sht Reincarnation, what kind of reincarnation are we talking about, because there are different processes not just about what you reincarnate into but how you reincarnate, for example under certain beliefs, you don't just die and reincarnate but you die and then have to spend billions of years being tortured if what is essentially hell and then reincarnate, also depending on the religion reincarnation is just failing to reach the state of nirvana. Being a ghost depends of what type of ghost you are, some are lame some are borderline god like. Hell of the big G religions was originally just a place to burn off your sins, so technically, afterwards you could go to heaven "eventually" , the rest of the demon torture stuff has been imported/added as a way to retain believers ecc. Purgatory is the most recent addition, basically a pay to win cashgrab by the church. The scientology pitch is basically a samsara cycle where you can subscribe for nirvana benefits.

[@sebastianmenendez7657]

Actually I’ll put my religion there to see your thoughts on it Similar to the alien farm theory but instead of aliens using you for energy your soul goes into a more advanced body and you reunite with loved moon various different planets both artificial and natural each time becoming more angelic until a body is optional and you meet Jesus and Gabriel who bring you next to god and once you learn enough you go to the center of the universe(Wich is god) and become a being similar to Jesus as an immortal soul that will watch the creation of other universes and you become the teacher essentially

[@sebastianmenendez7657]

My religion isn’t there hm

[@stockfrr]

And he died for you

[@LoganDeraspe]

No nothing is the best 👍

[@jjthe13th]

I got introduced to that "Jigsaw puzzle afterlife" theory by a girlfriend I once knew. She was inherently christian, but in her mind, there was no God above or hell below because God is within us, all of us. We are made in His image and likeness, and so everyone u see represents God in a certain way. He split himself into all of us, started the game all over again and is on a journey to become whole again.

[@buff.berserker]

TIL VALHALLA!!!!

[@dobronx-vl6ru]

Wrong channel 😂back to mma content

[@theguyofall6382]

I was just at a rodeo and the speaker was talking about how he got into an accident and had a near death experience he described it as everything turning white and him hearing the voice of God telling him that it wasn’t time for him to come home yet

[@EmperorMarcus-Aurelius]

I’m guessing bro isn’t Christian

[@HungryWarden]

You probably guessed wrong because he replied to a comment about Jesus saying “amen” or something like that. Clearly he misspelled r’amen, as the giant flying spaghetti monster is the only true religion.

[@dorreanz7818]

Low-key i migt rather have hell over nothing

[@vallenthorpe6495]

Why’s that

[@dorreanz7818]

@@vallenthorpe6495 Imagine having nothing of your 5 sense and you can't even think hell is trash don't get me wrong but I at least want to have my memories

[@vallenthorpe6495]

@@dorreanz7818 if you didn’t exist you wouldn’t miss your memories so that doesn’t make sense

[@genexys2088]

this is such a better tier list than @Duncan Clarke same tierlist!

[@HungryWarden]

Heaven in S tier though?

[@genexys2088]

Yes biblically accurate heaven is s tier

[@HungryWarden]

@@genexys2088 Nah, it’s essentially meatriding the narcissistic deity everyone loves for some reason times infinity.

[@Cooldude38-m7y]

I’d rather take hell then nothing

[@vallenthorpe6495]

Bruh do you want to suffer?

[@RaptorBlood6]

nothing is S teir

[@noahhill841]

13:47 that shit sucks

[@OmniEgo5]

I am the 492nd like

[@reaganeidemiller7132]

Heaven is D tier; you spend eternity kissing God's toes like a total sycophant. It's not a 'you can do whatever you want' deal, it's basically a never ending church service. Put me out of my misery after like two minutes.

[@dairub1790]

You can get to heaven by being a good person. All of that toe kissing needs to be done when you did something horrible.

[@reaganeidemiller7132]

@@dairub1790 that's not the mainstream Christian theology but is an acceptable alternative that bumps up the tier.

[@Azhcrove]

religion tier list next

[@xeta180]

A bit too controversial no?

[@brandoncammon7971]

No​@@xeta180

[@xeta180]

@@brandoncammon7971 sure man

[@omkarpawar5762]

Nahhh