Ranking Touhou Characters I Could Beat in a Fight

This was recorded a bit ago but hey, its out now i guess
not the longest wait for one of my videos...
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Songs Used:
Maiden's Capriccio ~ Dream Battle from Touhou 9
Septette for the Dead Princess from Touhou 6
Bloom Nobly, Ink-Black Cherry Blossoms ~ Border of Life from Touhou 7
Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon From Touhou 8
Flowering Night from Touhou 9
all of these were made by the legend himself, Zun

[@slice_of_iyekay]

Like most things on my channel, this list wasnt supposed to be taken too seriously I am however well aware that i dont even stand a chance realistically against even the some of the weakest touhou characters and am part of the problem for poking fun at the strength of some characters by feeding into the memes rather than the cannon However, at the end of the day I want to have fun with what i do here on youtube and some of that comes from joking around with what im doing

[@omegathe1st501]

You definitely can solo them, no difficulty.

[@slice_of_iyekay]

Yeah fr fr. Not like they could all insta kill me if the spellcard rules werent in place

[@Sakuyaizayoi1996]

No one absolutely no one you could beat, stop the cap.. and get a reality check.

[@slice_of_iyekay]

No gway is that Sakuya Izayoi? Sure am glad im not fighting you right now, otherwise id be gone

[@magicyber909]

Nah. There are definitely a few that are beatable. Marisa wouldn’t be easy but it could be done. Most of her magic is actually harmless candy (spell card rules) but she does have bombs with a decent blast radius, and her broom. Overall a tough fight but within the realm of feasibility. Pretty much all of the faries are doable, (basically just a flying child with an underpowered ability.) although Cirno and Clownpiece would put up quite a fight. The Prismrivers maybe? They aren’t really combatants but they are ghosts which will require something like electricity, fire, a vacuum etc. Wriggle is another potential, but make sure to bring lots of fire. Eiki could be beaten in a fight very easily, but only if you are the one that is morally right in said fight. (Aka not gonna happen.) Kosuzu is probably the easiest win of them all. She would probably just faint before the fight even starts. Akyuu is extremely weak, but would bust out some martial arts moves. Sumireko is also possible, but watch out for telekinetic bs. Maribel and Renko are more easy wins. Finally Miyoi and Rinossuke. Neither have any real combat experience and could probably also be beaten.

[@pastaishere]

I might say only fairies could be beatable, if you are damn lucky

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

​@@magicyber909 Cap, Touhou Is strong It's best not to underestimate.

[@HeroOfAnnihilated]

I think I have 50% chance against Rinnosuke Morichika or Genji. 0% against Byakuren, 1% if she would agree to not use magic.

[@AM-yk5yd]

Imagine ending a video just when you reach two hottest characters in game.

[@MedsieLovr]

You know Medigoddess can literally kill you with a touch right?

[@teddyrichard1488]

wins: all of them loses: none of them edit: 8:09 so apparently this is "can i survive touhou" and not "can i beat touhou" in which case you can probably talk your way out of death with most of them and outsmart the others (i'm looking at you, rumia)

[@mazze6121]

Cirno should be at the top

[@slice_of_iyekay]

Oh i forgot, she is the strongest huh...

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

That's cap​@@slice_of_iyekay

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

She's town level city level country level maybe

[@XmillOk]

Remilia even without Sakuya and fate manipulation is too strong. She is simply too fast and strong. She can instantly get to human village with her speed and with her strength, any hit you make to her isn't going to do anything to her

[@chikenking218]

see chat it is the second link in the description

[@underquestreview]

I’d totally win in every fight

[@EagerPlanes341]

Potato😊

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

I am also tired of the touhou downplay people always downplay touhou as some weak, fodder verse I don't understand why or how this verse is so underrated in comparison to other verses..

[@YBDaniel]

probably because most touhou fans don't care about powerscaling at all.

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

Doesn't have to be touhou fans and anyway even touhou fans lowball touhou, Sonic fan boys do it dbz fans do it eh​@@YBDaniel

[@Burn_Angel]

@@Nonpeakanimator212 Because, gameplay wise, it's just little girls shooting light pellets at each other. You don't see stuff like Remilia's fate manipulation, Flandre's automatical destruction, or the rest of the impressive shit. You only see stuff that can be a game mechanic, like Sakuya's time stop, Yukari's gaps, or Mystia's...darkness manipulation? (wasn't that Rumia's thing???) So yeah, it's all because of the danmaku duel rules.

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

​@@Burn_AngelFirstly , Rumia's power is to Manipulate Darkness, which can translate with "Fear Manipulation, Hallucination Manipulation and absorbtion" due to Darkness if you go into it, you'd hallucinate seeing things that come from mind which could lead to fears, and Black Hole Is darkness as, she can absorbs light

[@Nonpeakanimator212]

​@@Burn_AngelYou barely know anything about touhou abilities😂 get tf out of here

[@Burn_Angel]

Look at this shit. Look at this shit without context and try to tell me characters like Komachi or Tewi being above Yukari or Suika isn't fucking funny lmao