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jschlattLIVE

jschlattLIVE

3 ай бұрын

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Schlatt ranks your CURSED presentations.
Subreddit: / jschlattsubmissions
Twitch: / schlatt
Twitter: / jschlatt
Instagram: / jschlatt
I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE presentations, your CURSED presentations, your WEIRD presentations, your SCUFFED presentations, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
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CREDIT (In order):
Bunga Booga - ‪@TsuraiSMNL‬
Fakeschlatt - ‪@BlueToothGrenade‬
How To Steal Street Signs - ‪@jamietiffen3204‬
Goontanyl - ‪@soupbanter2065‬
Why Smoking Is Good - ‪@CHRBRG‬
Skylanders - ‪@itchybarn‬
Mini Schlatt - ‪@BlubberBoat‬
Accordion Man - ‪@adamyessdvx1111‬
Sausage Warmer - ‪@Thesausagechef‬
Peter, What Are You Doing? - ‪@levierdman‬
Schlatt Potion - ‪@Hypnostonic‬
The Schillow - ‪@zorafine‬
Schlatt Reaction Machine - ‪@approvedtrash‬
Hostage Situation - ‪@sarahharman9879‬
The Scootski - Sam - ‪@cloudisaurus‬
Cyberpunk 2977 - markodpolo
Bad Hairline - ‪@DrDerpGamer‬
Cumpy - Faxxer - ‪@FatherFaxMannington‬
Eyes Of Zeus - ‪@IrrationalMango‬
Even Worse Hairline - ‪@DrDerpGamer‬
4D Gaming Setup - ‪@RealNooshie‬
How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway - gi0_is_swag
Strange Instrument - ‪@MaxwellJames‬
Homeless Hunger Games - ‪@Schlanman‬
Schlatt's Address - ‪@tachophobicat‬
Downer Upper - ‪@tretins‬
Better Pet - Heather
Jambofy Extension - ‪@Sopeamy‬
Schlaby Monitor - ‪@SunnyIsOnline‬
What Room Is Schlatt In - ‪@tachophobicat‬
Waifu Deodorant - ‪@aegisblze‬
The Grabby-Hand Dealie - MajorityGP - ‪@8-bitwaterbottle386‬
Uranium Lunches - ‪@eclipscycle‬
Schlankenstein - ‪@Tako_Balls‬
B*ng Hero - ‪@Nightmare-Engineer‬
Rent-A-Podcast - ‪@ProUnprofessional‬
Mr. Shredz - ‪@pixelzwithaz‬
Converting To Mormonism - BS
Crammy - ‪@WrigglyVT‬
Inside Schlatt's House - ‪@tachophobicat‬

Пікірлер: 5 800
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 ай бұрын
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@sphawesome571
@sphawesome571 3 ай бұрын
I know what you did
@DatAngryMelon
@DatAngryMelon 3 ай бұрын
na
@felixgg
@felixgg 3 ай бұрын
real
@MonkeGamer47
@MonkeGamer47 3 ай бұрын
Edging
@mightymike_69
@mightymike_69 3 ай бұрын
Love you schlatt
@bravosierramike3605
@bravosierramike3605 3 ай бұрын
Schlatt has a large following of legitimately skilled individuals that waste all their time thinking of new ways to piss him off rather than doing anything productive. I love it.
@RyanSoltani
@RyanSoltani 3 ай бұрын
The Schlaby Monitor goes hard though
@cookiecrumbzi
@cookiecrumbzi 3 ай бұрын
"Schlingadingaling" truly has some Schkilled viewers
@durratulaishah3703
@durratulaishah3703 3 ай бұрын
​@@RyanSoltaniand the idea of deodorants with anime girls pictures on them seems pretty legit too.
@deleted-something
@deleted-something 3 ай бұрын
True
@conradolosada7835
@conradolosada7835 3 ай бұрын
it's actually impressive how much effort they put into this
@Kate-br6kg
@Kate-br6kg 3 ай бұрын
Love that Schlatt’s audience is just a feral army of engineers and criminals
@SiffrinISAT
@SiffrinISAT 3 ай бұрын
That venn diagram is mostly a circle, to be honest
@AlexJoneses
@AlexJoneses 3 ай бұрын
Who says we can't be both
@jimtsap04
@jimtsap04 3 ай бұрын
Also a lot of femboys and furries, and femboy furries...
@Relampago68
@Relampago68 3 ай бұрын
@@SiffrinISAT This mf solos Einstein in terms of inteligence.
@RubyG3451
@RubyG3451 3 ай бұрын
​@@jimtsap04 There is a surprising overlap in engineers/other stem professionals and femboys/furries. Take me for example - Engineer, Femboy, Jschlatt Viewer.
@rammylive4081
@rammylive4081 2 ай бұрын
y'know i'm less impressed with all of schlatt's engineers and more impressed with how many animators are in this video with fantastic appealing unique styles
@alexkitta3619
@alexkitta3619 Ай бұрын
Yea
@astrea5849
@astrea5849 23 күн бұрын
engineering > animation
@SimplyDuker
@SimplyDuker 10 күн бұрын
Why not both?
@yaxiea6841
@yaxiea6841 3 ай бұрын
5:14 got the Schillow, now I still need the Schlanket
@alrightatgames
@alrightatgames 2 ай бұрын
What about the schlaby monitor
@sapienshalt2668
@sapienshalt2668 2 ай бұрын
@@alrightatgames but then you would need a schleboard and a schlouse
@elicleverdon297
@elicleverdon297 2 ай бұрын
God forbid the schlondom.
@TheBABY131
@TheBABY131 Ай бұрын
​@@elicleverdon297or the shick
@getflashbanged6909
@getflashbanged6909 Ай бұрын
⁠@@elicleverdon297I’d take the Shlondom over ShlAIDS any day
@AgentMagenta
@AgentMagenta 3 ай бұрын
Jschlatt hating the homeless is basically him hating his fans
@big_sea
@big_sea 3 ай бұрын
yes
@CubeXC
@CubeXC 3 ай бұрын
I am 666th like
@XAVlER444
@XAVlER444 3 ай бұрын
yes
@kattenris2902
@kattenris2902 3 ай бұрын
mizu
@amellxvn
@amellxvn 3 ай бұрын
"Homeless people should just get a job"
@Conqueringrule
@Conqueringrule 3 ай бұрын
13:21 Schlatt's internet cut off when this happened during the stream, so for the people who were watching live his webcam and video instantly froze and everyone in chat thought he really got doxxed. Was definitely one of the best moments of the stream once he came back
@sqwerly1488
@sqwerly1488 3 ай бұрын
I was kinda mad that they didn’t show the part where the stream actually crashed
@reidhulshof3645
@reidhulshof3645 3 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly there’s a chuckle sandwich episode where this happened and all he had to explain to Ted was “oh I go around 3 o’clock every day”
@vexehedrim7910
@vexehedrim7910 3 ай бұрын
Was this an old stream? Or did he just not upload the vod
@AeonCDG
@AeonCDG 3 ай бұрын
@@vexehedrim7910 very old stream, he's starting up the content wheel with actual videos instead of shorts now
@Calcul8edchaos
@Calcul8edchaos 3 ай бұрын
I noticed that. most of these clips I saw on shorts overtime.@@AeonCDG
@micheal2455
@micheal2455 Ай бұрын
17:09 The Toys R Us shopping cart in the year of our Schlooge 2024 is wild
@Cjjaxx
@Cjjaxx 3 ай бұрын
I love how Charborg made a submission
@Todaly
@Todaly 2 ай бұрын
Yep good Ole Charborg
@squishyfishy8042
@squishyfishy8042 2 ай бұрын
Charborg sighting
@croatianrabbit5748
@croatianrabbit5748 2 ай бұрын
it truly has been a charred borg
@tachophobicat
@tachophobicat 3 ай бұрын
21:26 Glad you enjoyed my presentations! LOL! Cool to see that you still put me in the thumbnail even after all the legal trouble we’ve been going through
@cheeseburgermonkey7104
@cheeseburgermonkey7104 3 ай бұрын
This man is a force to be reckoned with
@cheesyeasy1238
@cheesyeasy1238 3 ай бұрын
the restraining order must've been wild
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 ай бұрын
I can't pass up the opportunity for views, haha. Even though you've put me through an extreme amount of grief. haha
@MrDLBIsPog
@MrDLBIsPog 3 ай бұрын
​@@jschlattLIVEhaha.
@mopo450
@mopo450 3 ай бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE when will you do a jelqing stream
@JohnFortner1
@JohnFortner1 3 ай бұрын
JSchlatt fans have 4 jokes: "I'm insane" "9/11" drugs and drug recipes and doxxing JSchlatt. Why is it still funny. It's hilarious.
@chum_the_baroness1504
@chum_the_baroness1504 3 ай бұрын
You forget the FREE
@jakebuckley4059
@jakebuckley4059 3 ай бұрын
You forgot 1999
@hellothere3609
@hellothere3609 3 ай бұрын
Who said it's all jokes?
@wrjtung3456
@wrjtung3456 3 ай бұрын
And shank being a homosexual
@skwyd3341
@skwyd3341 3 ай бұрын
And mispronuncing his name
@abigriffin9496
@abigriffin9496 3 ай бұрын
Man, my favorite part of these videos is when Schwarmereis ranks the submissions, truly amazing.
@thecapitalg
@thecapitalg 3 ай бұрын
10:02 Bros entire life is Jschlatt 😭
@pogpersononyt
@pogpersononyt 3 ай бұрын
Can't wait for Jshlatt to make a "Schlompany" with these ideas
@SadCryingLemon
@SadCryingLemon 3 ай бұрын
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
@Alright281
@Alright281 3 ай бұрын
wum
@lpc9929
@lpc9929 3 ай бұрын
Who are this
@felixgg
@felixgg 3 ай бұрын
i'm a schlut for the schlompany
@E.EE.
@E.EE. 3 ай бұрын
​@@lpc9929scented candles
@SunnyIsOnline
@SunnyIsOnline 3 ай бұрын
15:12 Dude if you wanna go half and half in on the design I'll help you make it happen, I still got the model
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 ай бұрын
I'll have my lawyers contact your lawyers.
@SunnyIsOnline
@SunnyIsOnline 3 ай бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE Word
@Granberrygull
@Granberrygull 3 ай бұрын
@@jschlattLIVEi can provide the fluff needed for the stiffed animal itself. For free (:
@SamFromItalia
@SamFromItalia 3 ай бұрын
My man is making deals with the "big man" himself
@sidneyc7370
@sidneyc7370 3 ай бұрын
⁠@@jschlattLIVE I thought no one had seen the lawyers since 99
@bretth342
@bretth342 3 ай бұрын
Objection, your Schlonor. None of them actually filmed themselves stealing anything. You can't prove that they were the ones who comitted the theft
@HeadBro_
@HeadBro_ 3 ай бұрын
all yall wondering about the address. its a gay bar. (i aint mad)
@Zawaito
@Zawaito Ай бұрын
Ur the hero we all needed, but didn't deserve
@jacencade4019
@jacencade4019 Ай бұрын
How are the wings?
@greenkitty1
@greenkitty1 Ай бұрын
So it is real
@GenZ_Hunter
@GenZ_Hunter Ай бұрын
Wait what about the house or the final video, did @schlatt end it or did the dude actually end it
@jennyjin1617
@jennyjin1617 28 күн бұрын
@@GenZ_HunterI dunno but stream legit ended then and there
@HamHock-Jones
@HamHock-Jones 3 ай бұрын
“A couple days ago I asked you…” Schlatt, the livestream was in November. Insult us. Degrade us. Question us all you like. But lying just crosses the line
@fadeskywards1245
@fadeskywards1245 3 ай бұрын
Who is Schlatt?
@Spider8Crak
@Spider8Crak 3 ай бұрын
@@fadeskywards1245 He meant "schlatt"
@copypasta9563
@copypasta9563 3 ай бұрын
He is slopping like pyro
@memerman4366
@memerman4366 3 ай бұрын
wdym its november 2023 right now
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 3 ай бұрын
"Building Schleven"
@emma_nutella58
@emma_nutella58 3 ай бұрын
I honestly love how talented Schlitoris’s community is and how they’ve dedicated all their talent to pissing him off
@spartan-1210
@spartan-1210 3 ай бұрын
That is certainly a nickname
@hagridthetable
@hagridthetable 3 ай бұрын
how do you find a schlitoris
@Moogchungus
@Moogchungus 3 ай бұрын
SCHLITORIS IS INSANE
@ImFarley
@ImFarley 3 ай бұрын
where the FUCK is the SCHLITORIS?!
@steingtx3726
@steingtx3726 3 ай бұрын
I'm telling mr dawg about this
@bixxander
@bixxander 3 ай бұрын
9:54 .........how????
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 23 күн бұрын
HOW?!!
@HeatedPanda
@HeatedPanda 3 ай бұрын
I love how 'SCHLONGAMIZER' just has the most unhinged community. It makes such funny 'Schilpshal' videos.
@WowItzAkina
@WowItzAkina 3 ай бұрын
7:05 fun fact - that’s actually road legal as it’s classified as a “custom vehicle” and therefore falls under different laws
@fellow-genya-enjoyer
@fellow-genya-enjoyer 3 ай бұрын
Nice.
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 23 күн бұрын
Wow
@christianzeugna
@christianzeugna 3 ай бұрын
there's NO FUCKING WAY this took two months to put together
@skiff2588
@skiff2588 3 ай бұрын
I KNOW
@PokeBrick02
@PokeBrick02 3 ай бұрын
This was streamed all the way in NOVEMBER, & only now after he's milked all the presentations in KZbin Short clips, only then he uploads, imo a pretty mid-edited-together video. Something must have happened behind the scenes that delayed this video production-wise, & or some irl event cause this is actually ridiculous.
@RyanSoltani
@RyanSoltani 3 ай бұрын
He’s already reacted to all of them in big guy shorts lol
@somedude6110
@somedude6110 3 ай бұрын
next he will post a reaction to his own yt shorts reaction
@xX072Xx
@xX072Xx 3 ай бұрын
it did
@nitrade87
@nitrade87 3 ай бұрын
20:45 as a Mormon I find that and Schling’s reaction amazing
@Auz10z
@Auz10z 3 ай бұрын
A pearl of great price
@Dexter_Copier
@Dexter_Copier 20 сағат бұрын
I almost started tweaking when it happened 😂
@brockjab
@brockjab 3 ай бұрын
2:04 “I bet yours doesn’t even steal your ip and give it to the ccp”
@HalbeargameZ
@HalbeargameZ 2 ай бұрын
whats the ccp gonna do with an ip address, its not even an exact location
@salmonhead1650
@salmonhead1650 2 ай бұрын
opera gx doesnt steal your ip its just a shit browser
@doomeddog5589
@doomeddog5589 22 күн бұрын
​@@salmonhead1650fr its just bloatware
@zackv3957
@zackv3957 3 ай бұрын
Jambo putting his paw on Schlatts mouth to silence him was the best part of this video.
@ed_cmntonly
@ed_cmntonly 3 ай бұрын
7:35 for those wondering the 2977 represents the 2977 cases of lost life (a hard ass bar)
@markusmoore5144
@markusmoore5144 3 ай бұрын
I'm kinda glad less people actually understood the joke😭
@BrainFreeze4
@BrainFreeze4 3 ай бұрын
it was actually 2997
@DefinitelyNotDumar
@DefinitelyNotDumar 3 ай бұрын
@@BrainFreeze4 Confidently incorrect
@tacticalidiot175
@tacticalidiot175 3 ай бұрын
my father died on that fateful night
@markusmoore5144
@markusmoore5144 3 ай бұрын
@BrainFreeze4 it's 2997 if you count the hijackers, if it's just victims is 2977
@syskichii
@syskichii 3 ай бұрын
i like how he NEVER ranks anything
@SamusV4
@SamusV4 Ай бұрын
Schlatt's audience is entirely devoted to the medium and I am so here for it.
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 3 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Street signs are perfectly legal to take since you paid for them with your taxes, so it isn't stealing.
@Fodkdj
@Fodkdj 3 ай бұрын
If I don’t take street signs, can I stop paying taxes?
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 3 ай бұрын
@@Fodkdj Worth a try
@pizzastock111
@pizzastock111 3 ай бұрын
If it still legsl if i dont pay taxes yet
@beeflowerbeds5877
@beeflowerbeds5877 3 ай бұрын
EXACTLY finally someone gets it lmao
@antonikudlicki1100
@antonikudlicki1100 3 ай бұрын
By this logic you can steal from apple if you have their stock... ah shit.
@boston_boi
@boston_boi 3 ай бұрын
11:00 THATS WHERE THEY RECORD THE FUCKING LIBERTY MUTUAL ADS IM NOT EVEN JOKING
@exoplanetarydev
@exoplanetarydev 3 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT IS
@RasJohn-ol7nz
@RasJohn-ol7nz 3 ай бұрын
@@exoplanetarydevIM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING BEFORE READING THIS REPLY WTF
@mpgodjr
@mpgodjr 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's a popular spot
@_b_e_a_n_s_
@_b_e_a_n_s_ 3 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOO
@legologan0896
@legologan0896 3 ай бұрын
I knew it looked familar
@thewangdynasty256
@thewangdynasty256 3 ай бұрын
jchlattes (☕️) 1999 memories 13:02 the message 15:27 the radar's beep 21:28 the alarm didnt set off for some reason
@Jericho4lyfe
@Jericho4lyfe 34 минут бұрын
Derp replying with a completely different presentation in so little time is fucking hilarious 😂
@Lezm
@Lezm 3 ай бұрын
21:57 “Schlatt & Co. Company are working closely with local authorities to locate the whereabouts of our main talent "Jschlatt", we apologise for any delays this might cause to your regularly scheduled programming.” It feels like he’s still with us🪦 🕊️ Fly high, Schlump.
@unquestionableexistance8704
@unquestionableexistance8704 3 ай бұрын
Canonical Ending
@Xer0280
@Xer0280 3 ай бұрын
11:55 I'm scared by the fact that Schlatt's fanbase consists of unhinged engineers and road sign stealers
@TheManinBlack9054
@TheManinBlack9054 3 ай бұрын
The dude is kinda cute tho. He gay?
@AwesomeIII
@AwesomeIII 3 ай бұрын
​@@TheManinBlack9054 willy wonka looking guy
@yaboiczar2769
@yaboiczar2769 3 ай бұрын
There is some power behind this fan base
@dracorexyz
@dracorexyz 3 ай бұрын
schlatt's fanbase is better than him in intelligence and funniness
@fisheggs6755
@fisheggs6755 3 ай бұрын
Charborg is always so damn funny dude, happy to see him join in.
@ITZtheOneAndOnly_D4hlis
@ITZtheOneAndOnly_D4hlis 10 күн бұрын
21:41 no wonder why he’s moving
@samh5664
@samh5664 Күн бұрын
HES MOVING FR LMAO??? THAT WAS LEGIT?
@Someone_unhuman
@Someone_unhuman 3 ай бұрын
Lmao, the last one definitely gave Schlork chills down his spine
@Noobsareawesome1224
@Noobsareawesome1224 2 ай бұрын
Wtf is schlork
@rwbygaming586
@rwbygaming586 2 ай бұрын
​@@Noobsareawesome1224 Schlatt Fork
@Noobsareawesome1224
@Noobsareawesome1224 2 ай бұрын
@@rwbygaming586 ohhh schlork
@user-le6it1zl7y
@user-le6it1zl7y 2 ай бұрын
Schlorkils down his spine.
@Otter_129
@Otter_129 Ай бұрын
Shlit
@forgedabauditt9955
@forgedabauditt9955 3 ай бұрын
9:34 "Do you want a job?" sums up the entire video
@asterglaceon
@asterglaceon 2 ай бұрын
Doesn’t he actually work for Schlatt now, I think he drew for SDP
@trinityrix5
@trinityrix5 11 күн бұрын
​@@asterglaceon hdz better
@JELLIDOESNTEXIST
@JELLIDOESNTEXIST 3 ай бұрын
3:45 I don't know either to laugh or to cry
@dacgamer5741
@dacgamer5741 7 күн бұрын
14:30 that cat just told him to shut up in the meanest way i've seen
@Crazy56U
@Crazy56U 3 ай бұрын
For those confused, I checked the VOD; the time that passed between Schlatt watching Dr. Derp Gamer’s submission, and watching his response, was about two hours.
@cassidybeyak8727
@cassidybeyak8727 3 ай бұрын
that is still pretty impressive for two hours honestly
@Ghastnote
@Ghastnote 3 ай бұрын
9:04 Dude just made one of the best animations and it was for a "jschlatt" submission lol
@airconditionerthatneverworks
@airconditionerthatneverworks 3 ай бұрын
I would actually love it if he worked for him, his style was sick
@artemismoore9022
@artemismoore9022 3 ай бұрын
Am I tripping out the fucking wazoo or did the animator sample OSP Blue??? Bc if not then man oh MAN whoever voiced it sounds like him
@Ghastnote
@Ghastnote 3 ай бұрын
@@airconditionerthatneverworks for sure
@Ghastnote
@Ghastnote 3 ай бұрын
@@artemismoore9022 I have no clue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@aiyowei187
@aiyowei187 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of krugston’s works
@bigfeller2936
@bigfeller2936 3 ай бұрын
apandah made you
@whereswrld
@whereswrld 3 ай бұрын
15:08 might be the first time I've heard Schlatt's genuine laugh
@Ghostly_.Therian
@Ghostly_.Therian 2 ай бұрын
HE SOUNDS LIKE A DAD😭
@walturwhit
@walturwhit 2 ай бұрын
SANTA CLAUS 😭
@someclevername2558
@someclevername2558 2 ай бұрын
@@walturwhitSCHANTA CLAUS!!
@hero._.4063
@hero._.4063 2 ай бұрын
OH SHIT I LOVE YOUR MINECRAFT SERIES GANGSTER
@ajm4288
@ajm4288 3 ай бұрын
14:35 Jambo really said “Shush”
@angellycan
@angellycan 3 ай бұрын
It was so cuteeee
@SomeGuy-yl1bx
@SomeGuy-yl1bx 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes, I love 'Schlatt' videos. Half horror. 10% 9/11 jokes 20% stealing things 20% actually good ideas
@lightsIsMe
@lightsIsMe 3 ай бұрын
uh that doesn’t add up to 100% stupid
@ferret_lover2665
@ferret_lover2665 3 ай бұрын
what's the other 50%...?
@TheDravenBair
@TheDravenBair 3 ай бұрын
​@@ferret_lover2665horror
@theminerooms
@theminerooms 3 ай бұрын
@@ferret_lover2665the horror
@CloudiStuff
@CloudiStuff 3 ай бұрын
It says half horror 😭​@@ferret_lover2665
@jacka2027
@jacka2027 3 ай бұрын
Bro came back from the dead quicker than I came after seeing him
@sirsamiboi
@sirsamiboi 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit it's my wallpaper
@mocaroxox
@mocaroxox 3 ай бұрын
real
@sidneyc7370
@sidneyc7370 3 ай бұрын
Shloseph Stalin always returns at the randomness of times
@dolbitnormalno8294
@dolbitnormalno8294 3 ай бұрын
bro what
@CRTea1
@CRTea1 3 ай бұрын
bro came back from the dead faster than Jesus
@Kavia_man
@Kavia_man 3 ай бұрын
APANDAH MADE YOU
@akgplayz
@akgplayz 3 ай бұрын
get this man a :hesrightyouknow:
@akgplayz
@akgplayz 3 ай бұрын
get this man a :hesrightyouknow:
@TheSandell
@TheSandell 3 ай бұрын
That guy selling Cumpy.. didn't he used to be in a music group? With his brothers? Owned a big house? World famous singer? Wore a white glove? Fairground rides? Skin changed colour? Legal battles? Supposedly died?
@moony5097
@moony5097 Ай бұрын
HEE HEE
@yeezuschrist420
@yeezuschrist420 13 күн бұрын
Dude touched kids too i’m pretty sure, forget the name tho
@pbandmayosandwich3208
@pbandmayosandwich3208 3 ай бұрын
“Schlitstain” always makes me laugh. I almost forget the terrible things he did in ‘99
@Pearse-gj6bc
@Pearse-gj6bc 3 ай бұрын
@@AlphaBeta-rf4zv i agree "shlenisschulcker" is hilarious, my dementia almost made me forget about what he did to those slave hostages in '99
@cheese4556
@cheese4556 3 ай бұрын
Schlatzstaffel is so funny. I disregard those things he did in '99.
@Jericho4lyfe
@Jericho4lyfe 42 минут бұрын
7:11-7:40 That one had me dying of laughter 😂
@physiologist7237
@physiologist7237 Ай бұрын
Thanks for the advice 1:03
@chaos.pups_
@chaos.pups_ 3 ай бұрын
schlatt: i follow the law also schlatt in 1999: 🔫🔪💣🔫💣🔫💣🔫🧨🧨🔪💣🔫🏹🗡️🗡️⚔️🔫
@YusiAnimated-
@YusiAnimated- 3 ай бұрын
he diddnt only attack america, he caused great crimes here in Britain too @jshlattLIVE
@Ghost_Dud3
@Ghost_Dud3 3 ай бұрын
Don’t forget 🏢🏢✈️
@aclonymous
@aclonymous 3 ай бұрын
13:18 that's a gay club btw
@memerman4366
@memerman4366 3 ай бұрын
*AHHAHAHAHAHA* that was my reaction to reading this
@yourshoulderdevil5229
@yourshoulderdevil5229 3 ай бұрын
.... How do you know??? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?
@Joyfk
@Joyfk 3 ай бұрын
​@@yourshoulderdevil5229 you see, theres this website called google
@aliakseyfryauf2123
@aliakseyfryauf2123 3 ай бұрын
@@yourshoulderdevil5229there are consequences to being gay!
@achrafejjar5849
@achrafejjar5849 3 ай бұрын
@@yourshoulderdevil5229by searching it up dumbass? And ik its a joke but its so not funny
@Adude79
@Adude79 2 ай бұрын
Him getting doxed halfway through the stream just shows how completely and mentally insane his fan base is and I love it and so does he
@w01fg
@w01fg 3 ай бұрын
Apandah Made You
@Bobuno22
@Bobuno22 3 ай бұрын
Scharak O’schama really knows how to rank these presentations
@dreamp4
@dreamp4 3 ай бұрын
Oschama schin schladen
@NoLife0090
@NoLife0090 3 ай бұрын
​@@dreamp4Schlim Schlong Schlun
@RevenSpectacle
@RevenSpectacle 3 ай бұрын
Schlonald Schlump
@TheWhimsicalMan
@TheWhimsicalMan Сағат бұрын
Shaydolf shitler
@theAirsoftM1
@theAirsoftM1 3 ай бұрын
7:10 its weird that schlott is saying he follows the law despite what happened in '99
@Mr.Marbles
@Mr.Marbles 3 ай бұрын
of course he follows the law now. you really do not want any contact with the law or they might put the pieces together and finally serve justice to the 65 souls that perished that day.
@acatlol2930
@acatlol2930 3 ай бұрын
12:28 schlorp denies his crimes
@olivermorin3303
@olivermorin3303 3 ай бұрын
Technically, the '99 incident was not illegal. This is mostly down to the fact that nobody thought it was possible.
@olympiannerd
@olympiannerd 2 ай бұрын
Honestly a Shlatt Tinker Tuesday where everyone just makes a bunch of stupid gadgets would be dope as heck
@eatyourcerealnons6573
@eatyourcerealnons6573 3 ай бұрын
my guy thinks hes all that just because he has a net worth of 7m+, founding member of multiple top podcasts, has over 10m subscribers combined, AND a dream SMP superstar Panda made you, never forget what the goat did for you
@silverixen
@silverixen 3 ай бұрын
so true....
@sSlurri
@sSlurri 2 ай бұрын
Net worth doesn't mean anything lmao you really think a Google search is accurate representation of his money?😂
@IAmInYourCommentSection
@IAmInYourCommentSection 3 ай бұрын
"Schnine-eleven" really knows how to deliver, like one of his '99 victims, although the "thing" that victim delivered disappeared with his mother...
@schrodingernutsack
@schrodingernutsack 3 ай бұрын
just like how the planes were delivered to new york at 8.46am
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 3 ай бұрын
2:44 CHARBORG!!! i love him so much
@chimichangacharles
@chimichangacharles 3 ай бұрын
I scrolled too far to find this comment. We love charborg!
@FabioDaFemboy
@FabioDaFemboy 3 ай бұрын
@@chimichangacharlessammeeeee
@XlightninX
@XlightninX 3 ай бұрын
charborg sightings getting wild in 2024
@CalebJones2008
@CalebJones2008 3 ай бұрын
Scharborg.
@papajohn5279
@papajohn5279 3 ай бұрын
I always forget that Charborg did videos with Schlatt before. They seem like they're from different universes.
@eddiecasey1897
@eddiecasey1897 3 ай бұрын
Apandah made you
@breadcrumbs1060
@breadcrumbs1060 3 ай бұрын
Apanda made you
@kashyyyt3582
@kashyyyt3582 3 ай бұрын
Big guy never fails to make me play with myself
@Feral_cockroach121
@Feral_cockroach121 3 ай бұрын
This made me scream
@50lface68
@50lface68 3 ай бұрын
same
@SATOdar_
@SATOdar_ 3 ай бұрын
​@@Feral_cockroach121this made me cream
@Batstard556
@Batstard556 3 ай бұрын
​@@Feral_cockroach121 this made me cream
@syedhassanali5837
@syedhassanali5837 3 ай бұрын
​@@Feral_cockroach121this made me scream without the s
@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439
@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439 3 ай бұрын
10:34 he’s got cumpy on his side, auto win
@Edoesgames-py2ck
@Edoesgames-py2ck 2 ай бұрын
The skylanders gave me nostalgia that man’s collection as a childhood collector is massive
@JulesVanBelle
@JulesVanBelle 3 ай бұрын
My man literally waits until a big company reaches out for a sponsorship and then makes a video. Smart really
@tarabletv
@tarabletv 3 ай бұрын
12:52 Okay but that would make a fire book or show concept
@tarabletv
@tarabletv 3 ай бұрын
@jamvey Yeah you right
@breadsandwich8419
@breadsandwich8419 3 ай бұрын
Hunger games
@tarabletv
@tarabletv 3 ай бұрын
@breadsandwich8419 Yeahhhh but they were seeking out children not homeless people
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 23 күн бұрын
Oh yes it would totally be a great idea, and the main character can be have a bow
@spacePangolin
@spacePangolin 2 ай бұрын
12:25 why does this make me feel like schlatt is about to make the world's first privately owned weapon of mass destruction
@VINCENT8828
@VINCENT8828 3 ай бұрын
21:00 Dude if I see a Rammy backpack behind I ain't killing you or taking the backpack, I think if it's a jschlatt fan it's basically worst value
@ethanevers3203
@ethanevers3203 3 ай бұрын
The amount of skilled engineers and animators that make stuff just to piss him off is amazing
@ihateyoukeagan
@ihateyoukeagan 3 ай бұрын
apandah made you lil bro
@Cooldogguy
@Cooldogguy 3 ай бұрын
How nice of schlatt to finally bless us with an upload
@NickTheGreatestInTheWorld
@NickTheGreatestInTheWorld 3 ай бұрын
its a repost
@lupen8095
@lupen8095 3 ай бұрын
I am excited to see what tiers he uses to "rank" these presentations
@Juannnnnnnnnnn
@Juannnnnnnnnnn 3 ай бұрын
I love how jshungus is so high and mighty about how he obeys the law, when what his fans do doesn’t touch a candle to what he himself did back in 99’
@robertromanul2212
@robertromanul2212 3 ай бұрын
One person will be raised out of homelessness, the rest will be lowered out of it.
@thewangdynasty256
@thewangdynasty256 3 ай бұрын
19:11 supervillain talkin ahh bro why is his voice- LMAOOO
@CGR89
@CGR89 3 ай бұрын
Whoever is making these is really talented, the “schlatt” model is so realistic it feels like he’s still with us. Bless up big guy, miss you ❤
@nas1373
@nas1373 Ай бұрын
1:56 "well i bet your information doesnt get sold to the ccp!"
@BlueToothGrenade
@BlueToothGrenade 3 ай бұрын
0:22 holy SchlattBalls I’ve made it
@Balls199
@Balls199 3 ай бұрын
Schlattballs
@Yugiohburst495
@Yugiohburst495 3 ай бұрын
Congrats dude
@apchistuz
@apchistuz 3 ай бұрын
​@@Balls199holy
@JiroTheFro
@JiroTheFro 3 ай бұрын
17:25 ITS BEEN TWO YEARS?!?!?
@gnome5057
@gnome5057 3 ай бұрын
5:23 well damn, now I have to throw out my pillow human replica because schlatt thinks its weird
@vintagedegenerate
@vintagedegenerate 2 ай бұрын
The song at 1:33 is from a minecraft mod named "Better End" Such a good soundtrack
@nahdotexe5670
@nahdotexe5670 3 ай бұрын
21:05 Even better, now you can also sell bulletproof versions of the backpack for double the profit!
@Sisyphus...
@Sisyphus... 3 ай бұрын
Jshclatt: "I am a law abiding citizen!" Also Jschlatt: [12:19] "LETS MAKE A BOMB YEAHHHH..."
@alithe_utlover
@alithe_utlover 3 ай бұрын
of course "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" would like these “presentations.” after all, "Spectrophotometrically" can find out more information about his next victims, such as: how easy it is to escape in their own home or, what weapons they have.
@ProUnprofessional
@ProUnprofessional 3 ай бұрын
YOOOO RENT A PODCAST MADE IT IN LETS GOOOOOO!! 19:32
@pixelzwithaz
@pixelzwithaz 3 ай бұрын
I loved your presentation!!!
@ProUnprofessional
@ProUnprofessional 3 ай бұрын
@@pixelzwithaz Thank you so much!!
@ProUnprofessional
@ProUnprofessional 3 ай бұрын
@@pixelzwithaz yours was great too btw!
@yukihit0
@yukihit0 3 ай бұрын
I loved it when Schlatt "ranked" the presentations
@mlem5247
@mlem5247 Ай бұрын
Pro tip: if you where a light reflective vest, youre less likely to be questioned whilst aquiring a free sign
@rockinggamerdude
@rockinggamerdude 3 ай бұрын
3:16 I recommend the series for anyone who just wants some fun puzzles, fight monsters, and funny dialogue just avoid Imaginators
@heHefuny
@heHefuny 3 ай бұрын
I thought imaginators was pretty fun
@Clay-camo
@Clay-camo 3 ай бұрын
​@@heHefuny you are mistaken
@viddog6457
@viddog6457 3 ай бұрын
The first 4 are peak
@aidenpotter5952
@aidenpotter5952 3 ай бұрын
Trap team is my absolute favorite
@Clay-camo
@Clay-camo 3 ай бұрын
@@aidenpotter5952 it has the nostalgia factor for me, so same
@akgplayz
@akgplayz 3 ай бұрын
big poo made big guy
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎ ‎
@angelabaca6303
@angelabaca6303 3 ай бұрын
E@@EEEEEEEE
@Juryfates
@Juryfates 3 ай бұрын
I’m genuinely impressed by half of the animation in these presentations
@HRDSalami654
@HRDSalami654 3 ай бұрын
I love the part at 16:28 where they are talking about putting waifus on bottles and a picture of Astolfo scrolls by. If you know you know. 🤣
@melonnoodlsoup3387
@melonnoodlsoup3387 3 ай бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice
@whizkeysh0t
@whizkeysh0t 3 ай бұрын
nonbinary waifu is still a waifu smh smh
@aclonymous
@aclonymous 3 ай бұрын
@@whizkeysh0the's not nb he's just a full on dude
@davidavid1938
@davidavid1938 3 ай бұрын
true bro true
@whizkeysh0t
@whizkeysh0t 3 ай бұрын
@@aclonymous do i have to pull out the interview where the creator of the series said he wasn't gonna put a label on Astolfo and that they use gender neutral titles because of that...
@evelyngamerp6906
@evelyngamerp6906 3 ай бұрын
16:00 someone said sssniperwolf moment 💀
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 3 ай бұрын
There not wrong 💀
@Thefox0922
@Thefox0922 3 ай бұрын
@@matthewboire6843I’ve seen you before in replies
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 3 ай бұрын
@@Thefox0922 oh? Like where?
@Thefox0922
@Thefox0922 3 ай бұрын
@@matthewboire6843 idk can’t remember
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 3 ай бұрын
@@Thefox0922 oh ok
@derekarredondo5563
@derekarredondo5563 3 ай бұрын
8:02 Schlatt lookin like the tragedy mask
@it.snowig
@it.snowig 3 ай бұрын
Who?
@gabriellarosa7159
@gabriellarosa7159 3 ай бұрын
Broooo, that one in a life time insult
@K.Dre_is_Undead
@K.Dre_is_Undead 3 ай бұрын
16:33 I’ll invest call it gamerssoaps or some bs
@Anuclear_bomb
@Anuclear_bomb 3 ай бұрын
5:14 schlex doll
@itz_gatchawolf8020
@itz_gatchawolf8020 3 ай бұрын
NAHHHH- 😨
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 23 күн бұрын
Stop
@ItzOs
@ItzOs 2 күн бұрын
I'll never get over the fact jschlatt has a nemesis it's the funniest fucking thing in existence
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