Ranni and Melina Talk About "You" - Elden Ring AI Parody

After Ranni loses her shoes out of nowhere, she contacts Melina to ask her about this incident. After exchanging information about the Tarnished, they find out about a dark secret...
This is an Elden Ring meme parody. Dialogue generated with ElevenLabs AI Voice.
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[@OnlyWaifuYT]

In all fairness, what would Ranni and Melina really say about your shenanigans?

[@DarkspiritLyllianaTV]

maybe my lack of intellegence because i put it all in dex to use naginatas on gankers.

[@Misericorde451]

It'll be how I keep dying over and over for trying to fight each boss with the same method, same items, same strategy, no spirit and no phantoms. Just with "a little more patience" as I like to convince myself. I realized it's not even a cool "determination" anymore it's just plain stupid.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

@@Misericorde451 "He's a man of focus commitment and sheer will"

[@MastaBroshiX]

"That rat bastard won't stop usurping the flames of frenzy"

[@JustaLynxxYT]

I'd say it depends on the character I'm playing but for my main guy I'm sure they'd make fun of em for using a greatsword on a dex build. the 9 int really shows

[@Sebbywebz]

Imagine telling scientists in the 90s that AI would be used for this XD Great work 👍

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

I thought it was just a girl using voice changer.

[@olgagaming5544]

​@@nocturnaljoe9543You got fooled. No girl would even come up with such a comic. It's the work of art of sweat of a true gamer.

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

@@olgagaming5544 I did not say that a girl came up with it. I just thought somebody got a girl to speak the text. I agree that only a true gamer could come up with such an idea. A male gamer.

[@czx___]

That "you now have 60 INT for your moonveil" part was so good and true.

[@sidecharacter7165]

Even more true about the Vigor

[@blaiddfumbler]

bro how can you have a ton of stats in magic but have none in vigor. but somehow for melee builds, they can have 70 strength, 40 dex, 18 mind, and 20 faith and _still_ have 50 vigor

[@cjgroves4429]

Bro, I've been playing this game thinking 40 vigor was apparently high

[@blaiddfumbler]

@@cjgroves4429 bro same, Its a soft cap, but it isn't worth to stop there considering it basically doubles at vigor lvl 50, I'd say 60 is a hard cap.

[@iditrirajan]

I have 60 intelligent for my carian staff xD

[@patrickkeenan7290]

The dog of wisdom Blaidd had me choke on my pasta!!! 😂😂😂😂 I wasn't READYYY 😂😂😂😂

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Oof, I haven't had pasta in months. I might buy some today lol

[@sharangcool]

@@OnlyWaifuYT I recommend a simple pesto and penne with parmesan

[@Wingspand1]

Such a good reference.

[@fronatomy6280]

NO NOT THE JAR, PLEASE!!!!

[@punking892]

yes please

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

oh no i told someone about Ranni's quest item, now she's gonna put me in the jar, oh how horrible indeed😶

[@whydecoteau4989]

NO!!!

[@littlesneets8026]

i really hate the implication of seeing the berserk horse, but this was an awesome parody

[@DamnDaimen]

That variant of torrent is called torment. For obvious reasons.

[@underplague6344]

I mean if that "melina is the gloam eyed queen" theory is true i can see them getting along, I mean have you read the lore for the godskins?

[@edwinsparda7622]

There's alot of Berserk influences in elden ring.

[@Zard0n]

​@@edwinsparda7622 that's in every souls game by Miyazaki

[@spaceinvader4565]

womp womp horse raped girl berserk so traumatising

[@VeraTepes]

Oh shit. So the two Exes are friends and he's going to go for Sellen now? Does Rodrieka get no loooove?!?!

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

I would not involve Roderika with that degenerate

[@VeraTepes]

@@OnlyWaifuYT Good answer. Good answer. I've been getting a crap ton better at pvp. Holy Builds are so good.

[@hot_soup4319]

Platonic love maybe. The Elden Ring Waifu hierarchy as I see it is: Love interests: Ranni, Melina, Hyetta (1 for each ending archetype. Ranni willingly marries you, Melina willingly becomes your Maiden, and Hyetta is like Melina but with Frenzy Flame.) Best Friends: Roderika, Nepheli, Millicent (All of whom you willingly help and now thank you greatly for your kindness. Would totally want to hang out if asked.) Acquaintances: Rennala, Latenna (Both we know, but aren't really friends with. Rennala is still reeling over her divorce, and Latenna choses you over being murdered by Ensha. Probably wouldn't want to hang out if asked.) Basically Your Daughter Now: Rya/Zorayas (Depends on if you prefer snake or human form. Could also fit under best friends category.) Mentor Figures: Sellen, Tanith, Fia (All of which teach you something: Sellen about magic, Tanith about being a Recusant, and Fia about Hugs... and Destined Death. Also like great mentors, meet some sort of grizzly end.)

[@tonywilliams6294]

​@@hot_soup4319 Never thought it out like that. Nice!

[@combativeThinker]

@@hot_soup4319 Bruh. Zorayas straight-up confesses to you. If anything, she’s a love interest as well.

[@Esponea_482]

Once again, the Tarnished gets up to more tomfoolery

[@lightzpy8049]

A little bit of trollage

[@Nicholas95583]

The mgs call caught me off guard, and the rivalry between melina and ranni is always fun

[@mauser98kar]

1:35 _good boy noises_ That face! You are not Torrent! You won't deceive me, Snuggle-Struggle Horse!

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

That's Torment

[@mauser98kar]

@@MrcreeperDXD777 LOL

[@ShecriedhecriedIcried]

I swear to god if that’s the goddamn horse from berserk

[@mauser98kar]

@@ShecriedhecriedIcried As if there is second candidate, lol.

[@tenka-kun3757]

@@mauser98kar It's Juan's true form from the memes

[@ozzy4518]

I’m pretty sure Ranni and Melina call my tarnished a psychopath that goes around killing, innocent tarnishes in one shot built😅

[@kxboy_4325]

I haven't played elden ring yet but if I ever do I would be labeled as a psychotic asshole with an unhealthy love for ultra greatswords

[@Bollocks565]

My weapon of choice is either shield or greatswords, so yeah imagine someone walking slowly toward you with two big ass shield and nothing you do could kill him, just like the inevitable doom that awaits you.

[@rickriot8743]

I feel like ranni and Melina would complain about my character never using magic and only a greatsword with black armor (if you know you know)

[@ej2.075]

They might complain about my tarnish as he uses black flame on everything

[@kxboy_4325]

@@rickriot8743 this is my coment in a nutshell Guts build op pls nerf-

[@philemonholmes9283]

Damn, this really makes Gideon's call out hit so much harder

[@tztzmetalis]

At first I thought this was a voice actor parodying Elden Ring cause it sounded so convincing, then I saw the AI tag. The way Ranni clapped back with "It's blue-witch you one eyed goober" was so convincing LOL. This is so OP

[@Katinara-addiction]

BLAID BEING THE DOG OF WISDOM WAS AMAZING OMG ❤️

[@xaphan_fallen_angel]

"I see the tarnished disappear into thin air whenever he is left alone with a red tarnished." Oh god how often I have seen someone do that. Good times.

[@LoverMidna]

Amazing work! ❤ Thanks for the laughs xD

[@dr0wsy327]

An Elden Ring comic about the adventures of Ranni and Melina would be funny.

[@itsprod.472]

That squidward walk had me dying 😂 I dunno why

[@BlueMoonFuzz]

I DIED when Blaid spoke

[@painhurtssometimes2185]

My Tarnished would never summon someone. Can’t relate. Stubbornness to win without help is all that drives him! Alexander is best boi because this reason as well!

[@sekai40]

I'm feeling ROMANTICAL.

[@Hekk.]

Been 20 seconds and I already laughed out loud.. well frickin done :D

[@andresrodriguez2343]

Freaking paka paka dog killed me, thank you for making these

[@christianhowell3140]

That Moshi Moshi was the comedy equivalent of a jumpscare idk how else to describe it

[@Jira-v]

Ranni sounded like Gordon Ramsay at 3:34 😂

[@marekh.4497]

I was sceptical at first but after metal gear call started with "moshi moshi", I knew this is some gold tier content

[@mrfrost6211]

Ahhh I remember my fight with radahn, I always do my first run as a no summon run and he was honestly one of the hardest to handle on that for his sheer size and speed really

[@bread3039]

Ayo that was not Torrent.

[@WardofSquid]

Blaidd's voice is perfect😂❤

[@quimos-fv4yg]

I love this video ✨️

[@DoctorMunchiesPhD]

Love how Ranni just has the Tarnished filling out her Ken-Doll collection lmao.

[@midwesternmoron9444]

Melina would ask if I hadn't replaced my brain with a rock with sub 10 intelligence, and Ranni would ask if I'm even capable of having a conversation that doesn't involve examples of smashed things including other tarnished.

[@Epsil0nify]

If you want to train the AI for Ranni’s voice I recommend using the many sound clips of Mio from Xenoblade 3, they share a VA

[@theviciouschickenofbristol4779]

The Dog of Wisdom voice for Blaidd. I have perished.

[@mojus2890]

My character has 60 int, 10 vigor, and still use rock sling. I feel very called out.

[@CheeseBoat25]

To be honest I do shit my pants whenever I get invaded but I always put up a fight though

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

Based attitude

[@kindahungry8505]

Might as well. I try to kill them with a boss or larger enemies. I hate it when people summon like 3 others to help so I usually avoid doing that

[@neko6990]

this may have been the best thing i have ever seen in my entire life. Good work from thee.

[@reddragon2943]

this made me laugh. thank you. 1:58

[@TsuMike]

Awesome talk, I like that you gave Torrent Eponas voice.

[@FrostRare]

I have no idea why but this video got me in the mood to play elden ring after not touching the game for over a year. Thanks

[@stinge68]

This was amazing

[@eloquent2200]

Amazing work)))

[@midgetydeath]

You just got a new subscriber!

[@dominiclane8538]

I really wish I could go back in time and play this game for the first time again

[@allaware1971]

S**t, time to move those shoes...

[@robertapgar7413]

Just SO MUCH shade being thrown...

[@Cortanis001]

Lmao, that's some real work they put into this. XD

[@kielbasamage]

Wait, Ranni had Timbs? I was too busy looking for blue fireflies to notice.

[@jakdexter2075]

that smelling shoe reference 😂😂

[@multicoloredpearl5380]

1:35 Berserk Horse discovered

[@Robertward111]

More of these kinds of videos please.

[@jogoegel1279]

This is very scary yet impressive

[@LordYeager_55]

'Tis indeed a blissful treasure.

[@dominiclane8538]

The tarnished stole my cookies , how dare he

[@radovend2023]

The problem here is that Ranni is supposed to speak Shakespearean English: "Hast thou seen my shoes or hast thou not?"

[@venus-tame8428]

Me: a gigachad with two handed greatsword build and high ass vigor *intresting*

[@ZenithPeak1]

I fucking love your editing

[@davidevans7477]

Then there is that other tarnished. Wears no clothes and has a strange jar on his head.

[@poppyhammergard8901]

At least I wasn't guilty of creating the death root, you know?

[@themangomanjuice]

Very wholesome and wild video.

[@neroitR]

1:35 the r-horse from berserk, I didnt expect him here XD

[@theblackcoatedman6794]

They'd probably comment on how weird it is that my tarnished keeps teabagging the invaders even when we still have a field boss to deal with. The disrespect is more important than the boss kill. And warranted now that i know they bring endgame stuff to early and mid game.

[@gabrielandrade9237]

AYY YOoo not the lack of budget for blaidd

[@wader2430]

so fucking accurate

[@randomsocknr.3334]

lmao the berserk refrence with the horse

[@realQuestion]

Weird how AI is so much better at Melina's voice than the others

[@TheHarrisontemple]

1:35 don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.

[@exudeku]

I had a very vivid nightmarish flashback when you show up Torrent's profile

[@webkarma9654]

Sounds more like a Game Journalist than anyone else

[@doubleaabattery7562]

When are we gonna get a CHAD tarnished?

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

There's no virgin without CHAD. He will show up eventually

[@nild1587]

LMSH😅

[@Blitz_19]

Listening to this specifically the end made me laugh my ass off😂

[@vermilion7777]

Thankls... seeing that Berserk horse makes me sad...

[@GETNAKD]

Tarnished gone goblin mode.

[@leyrua]

Now I want to see a skit with Rya involved. Or perhaps hear one of them make a crack about wanting snakeskin boots when Rya seems like she's about to win an argument.

[@legendarywolfgeneral5572]

Couldn't be me *fat rolls away with 110 poise and the biggest hammer I could find*

[@DasMrMoep]

This is art :D

[@Nick-jt5nb]

Thumbnail source?

[@Mrbuffman]

Tarnished being classic pervy anime protagonist I'm lovin' it keep making this golden work. Also I know tarnished can square up that life-size wizard Smurf puppet bet she fights like her mom just fire spells from far away like a coward

[@CertifiedElite420]

I like how blaidd was voiced like the wisdom dog

[@shadesghost2372]

The tarnished mean while. Tarnished: "Okay so become an outer-god to save maiden, yep seen so logical to me."

[@Levitticus]

I love this, I love this so much Thank you @OnlyWaifu

[@koyrion]

I enjoyed all the time i spent with this video and Elden Ring. Will be there for Elden Ring 2.

[@paulsmith5684]

This was the most greatest Kodak conversation I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂.

[@thebullet8078]

"What is he doing?" "Speking Arcane for rivers of blood." "Fucking scumbag."

[@Wally480]

Okay gotta admit oh, that was pretty funny I suppose I could subscribe

[@thegrekko]

I love the codec frequency. 😂

[@VenomiusZombie]

Never had i laughed so much at a mere else ring video 😂 This is even better that the one with Melania blade od miquella and Godfrey the grafted when she chops off his member😂

[@Joelhector799]

Is that the berserk horse?!?

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

It's a mod for Torrent lol

[@VexxThePrecursor07]

I always have nightmares about that horse

[@goldenpaladin]

@@OnlyWaifuYT there’s a berserk horse mod?

[@Arnveld]

It's embrarassing but I could see my tarnished chasing after the maiden's footwear. I'm a sub after all.

[@HunterPlate05]

I was like "hmm yes quite hilarious indeed this is" the whole way until Blaidd spoke I wasn't ready

[@ardbug9577]

Outstanding :D

[@florianwroblewski6354]

God almighty, everything was perfect, dialogues, voices, and BLAIDD, like the savage lonely child he is, never laugh for a parody like this one ! Thx a lot 😂

[@Ater_Nefarium]

Me using a strength build no bell summons, no npc summons, no player summons. Just raw unadulterated power!

[@Burnt_Loaf.]

At least Hairy Styles has 30 vigor in mid-game.

[@JotenZ312]

The amount of times I've gone with the 3 fingers I'm suprised ranni and melina bother with my tarnished at this point

[@damidge700]

The fact that Blaidd is the Dog of Wisdom just made my day

[@memes4life990]

I think these two wouldn't really say much about my shenanigans . . . just that I die a lot.

[@robertpowell1464]

Was that Petrus' face at the end? That tracks. Lol

[@NotoriousJay23]

I feel i would be respected, i mean i did unleash the stars, give melina her purpose, killeda literal fallen star, and slayed god itself all in my dear goddess ranni's name.

[@nisshoku1568]

I believe they are the same person in deep lore but interesting conversation.