Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die (Strange Stories)

[@Simplehistory]

Ra ra Rasputin.

[@c0mm1t68]

Simple History xD

[@chiisawesome7619]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[@trinitywarren4259]

Simple History lol u beat me to it

[@fortis3686]

Simple History I called it

[@personguy1376]

Simple History Russia’s greatest love machine

[@Simplehistory]

Admit it you were scared of Rasputin's stare

[@c-dragon2391]

Simple History true

[@slimedittyaka..l4gut764]

Simple History yas

[@ryannobrain]

If he eyes like that I would

[@brickcraftproductions3065]

Creepy, You can hear a his song playing in your mind

[@amitojbal9914]

He was big and strong, his eyes a flaming glow

[@lemonman4437]

People: die Rasputin: We don't do that here

[@hyperplayer22]

I*

[@soniasultana5486]

r/wooosh

[@hyperplayer22]

@@soniasultana5486 ok boomer

[@twistedpuppet722]

He really is the anti Christ look at the likes

[@charmaine7781]

Now he's... *Putin*

[@stevenstuart152]

Left out the fun fact that when that "crazy lady" stabbed him in his home village, she wanted him dead SO damn badly, that after she stabbed him, she straight up *PULLED OUT HIS INSIDES THROUGH THE STAB WOUND* and the guy STILL lived through it

[@Respect12948]

Insides… What parts then because there are things that would instantly kill him and also things that would he near impossible to pull out

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

I refuse to believe that story is true

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

​​@@Respect12948 it's among the many rumored myths you can't take them too seriously. It's also said he was hit by a cannon which caused him to tumble from the bridge into the frozen river where he died from asphyxiation, not any of the above. It's like a fishermen's tale that just got bigger and bigger over time.

[@Lifeonthefastlane007]

Wow, he's biologically interesting

[@directorkrennic129]

And after so many years they finally discovered Rasputin’s only weakness: a bath.

[@alvinhagerman8164]

Hygiene is for the weak. Edit: No its not, wash your hands People. Edit 2, aswell as 2 years later for context: I used to have a Rasputin pfp and nickname

[@kirabean5441]

@@alvinhagerman8164 Oh hey it's Keanu Reeves !!

[@alvinhagerman8164]

@@kirabean5441 You dare challenge me mortal?

[@Scp--wh4ny]

Wow

[@alvinhagerman8164]

@Russian3than oh really? Do you wanna get drunk on poisoned Wine tonight?

[@c.nasser12]

Rasputin: *Dies* Also Rasputin: Ha! That wasn't even my final form.

[@communistleader2410]

He transformed to Super Saiyan that's why his eyes like that

[@amitailavi9512]

Bakara

[@randommobilegaming4624]

C. Nasser lol

[@senso7073]

Nani!?

[@lucianoariasduval]

*Putin wants to know your location*

[@Designed1]

River: *Exists* Rasputin: _Finally, a worthy opponent_

[@michaelweiske702]

Our battle will be legendary!

[@MultiGameKing101]

Underated comment lmao

[@rurall]

666 likes ;-;

[@deedeemegadoodo]

Our battle will be legendary

[@thatwaterriver3824]

isn't it ironic that my name is River lol

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

Honestly, the peasant woman who stabbed Rasputin might be the most sane person in this story

[@Rayitolaser569]

Lmaooooo

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

This whole story sounds like something you would tell while drunk

[@greeniscoollol]

BAHHA

[@AedanTheGrey]

Ah yes, a violent religious maniac. Definitely sane.

[@joyboysplanet]

rasputin: wakes up and stretches the morgue workers:

[@ravioliking5246]

Galactic Coffee babashook

[@bfjhaslfjfjsabfbsjfasfbsfb431]

This made me laugh to much

[@jinjuujii2152]

We need the likes to become 666

[@seanmacguire8363]

*RA RA RASPUTIN*

[@unknown-tay2083]

*HERES RASPUTIN*

[@duwang4288]

His eyes are scary, he's staring into my soul. Help.

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Same

[@keilauuu5430]

Bro his eyes were black and when he was dead his eyes wento red

[@Abi-bj9bx]

Same😂😭

[@clickmaestro595]

KaiVideoSYT search up Oh yeah yeah on YT and click the fortnite song

[@theuncommonn00b12]

@KaiVideoSYT my vision is augmented.

[@CoolerThanFrieza]

Rasputin: *Eats a cake full of poison,chugs three glasses of poison and doesn’t die* Prince: “So anyway I started blasting”

[@mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cessposter]

Water time

[@thefatjapanesepufferfish1906]

He turned into a demon and flown

[@jacob._.5145]

VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@abananaguyinabananaworld1186]

Ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen

[@Echoe2]

Rasputin was poisoned, got shot several times, thrown into a river, turned into a song, and turned into a meme that is still somewhat alive to this day. He is really hard to kill, isn’t he

[@Anne10-k4u]

Rasputin had magical powers

[@PlxsmaX]

Rasputin: *dies* 1970's: S O N G

[@lefatpogger7075]

Lolol

[@XDgoodbye]

Lol thats why im here

[@kaenandanisetozaihan5177]

Boney M

[@tvgaming2132]

2016: R E M I X

[@bananaknox3861]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[@electropoopoo1453]

"Did you die" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My life but not really" "What the..."

[@Thomas-qy3ox]

"did you die?" "Yes, but I survived!"

[@iagreebut7269]

“did you die?” “well yes, but actually no”

[@CuzDino]

Rasputin: I usally dont die, but when I do, I dont

[@myfriends7157]

Amount of likes are 661 let's get to the number of the devil boiz

[@alvinhagerman8164]

Still here.

[@justyouraveragegunguy6936]

Rasputin in a nutshell: He was killed, but he lived. He was then killed to death and somehow survived, and finally, death killed him.

[@Joacky]

Well yes, but actually, yes

[@angymoth9417]

His death was... greatly exaggerated

[@josie8025]

I understood that reference

[@impostor4051]

666 likes nice

[@dopeboy2338]

Wat wat wat

[@richarddoig1865]

I recently watched The Kingsman, and Rasputin’s portrayal was absolutely hilarious, and pretty true to reality.

[@cptjackpl8690]

But we all know one thing. His stare is really creepy.

[@uhoy1488]

and we also know when you dump a body in a river you weigh it down

[@madamada5293]

You... were on TheForgery's comment section

[@cptjackpl8690]

@@madamada5293 Aye.

[@dankesteevee1937]

@@cptjackpl8690 get fucked

[@ciberweek]

it was said that the color of his eyes was like an electric blue

[@wolftone2437]

"They shot him in the chest and left" *Rasputin:* You should have gone for the head

[@bridgetpearce7612]

lol

[@sonofsanto]

they did shoot him in the head look at the autopsy photo

[@randomgreek5682]

Trust me it wouldn’t matter if they shoot him in the head he would still live

[@haxeeni1000]

@@randomgreek5682 but headshots are strong

[@Josue-xd5ru]

@@haxeeni1000 Rasputin was stronger

[@doctorstrangesupreme8617]

Dang! Poisoned, shot, beaten, thrown into a rushing river, was still alive....He was like a Russian Michael Myers

[@raymartcarreon4196]

The River Leads To Berlin Red Army:*Jumps down

[@aerojello9825]

No he’s just your average Russian

[@raymartcarreon4196]

@@aerojello98252 gulag 4 u

[@doctorstrangesupreme8617]

@@aerojello9825 well the average russian is tough

[@walangaccount8984]

He was Stab at the first attempted assassination on him.

[@silverr_03]

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen!"

[@farzanayasmean3586]

He is still alive but without the *RAS*

[@mominababar5710]

He was trying to be hip and cool,so went with Putin ,just a man of culture

[@wellok7933]

Lolol

[@abandonedchannel8821]

Only the Ras died

[@adumbmaggot3476]

putin

[@apemangeezer6969]

😲

[@timlamb6073]

Russia: “We did it! We killed Rasputin!” Rasputin: “good job” Russia: “What?” Rasputin: “What?”

[@magenta2787]

Lol

[@omkargaykar1378]

I want like but I can't

[@not_quiteknown]

He use uno reverse card

[@foreveritis4128]

1:43 worworworWhoof!!! 🐶whoofy!

[@princeleo2736]

I think this is a jojo reference

[@Adanish-oe6lf]

Enemy: Shot at him Rasputin: Dying Death: *UNO REVERSE CARD*

[@teamj5317]

Lol

[@destineegarcia4652]

Lol

[@never9570]

Lol

[@Adanish-oe6lf]

Stop saying lol

[@user-jq1if7ue1e]

@@Adanish-oe6lf no

[@ravagex8725]

3:45 Prince Yusupov liked bodybuilding so much, he brought a dumbbell to party.

[@ustriwijayati4166]

* user "Rasputin" has been reported for hacking *

[@asneecrabbier3900]

Rasputin op pls nerf

[@veljkomilanov1352]

i found god mode programs in his blood

[@ronrozen2105]

*user "Rasputin" has been kicked and banned from the server.*

[@derbolstein3277]

Russian bias

[@ahmadalzghoul1877]

Rafael Suprayogi no lolis here

[@micah2455]

"did you die?" "Yes" "BUT I LIVED"

[@vegetajr.1434]

Nice Ice Age Reference

[@overlordcringe2715]

Lol

[@digiarts2768]

THE BOY WHO LIVED

[@Defender78]

The guy like, died and stuff.

[@JBSutherland1]

Attack on titan

[@michelle7925]

*rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has joined the server* *rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has joined the server* *rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has join the server* *rasputin has been banned* *RASPUTIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER*

[@rejvaik00]

*RA RA RASPUTIN BECAME THE SERVER*

[@never9570]

*RASPUTIN KICKED EVERYONE IN THE SERVER*

[@BrokenRecordProductions]

He is now the server administrator

[@prashantgupta3974]

*RASPUTIN NOW OWNS THE INTERNET*

[@ravioliking5246]

RASPUTIN HAS BANNED THE INTERNET

[@bloodhound4741]

I think on some level, Rasputin did possess some kind of mystical power because when he was young, he healed horses and when that lady tried to kill him, she didn't just stab him. She strait up DISEMBOWLED him.

[@aurorauplinks]

plus the queen must have sensed something good about him, and presumably he never asked for any revenge against anyone who maligned him. How people treat those who malign them tells you a lot about them.

[@Anne10-k4u]

Yes he had power but he went mad and used it for evil

[@skullmax3595]

"is he dead?" "Well yes, but actually no"

[@tresloin7433]

SKULLMAX GAMER haha so fucking funny im nearly dead

[@The__Jellyfish]

@@tresloin7433 Are you alive dude?

[@zetanta8490]

He had poison resistance maxed out, what a beast

[@numbercode2486]

Indeed

[@illogical4278]

He had lead belly maxed out :/

[@dethskullz]

Good thing he didn't max out his water resistance

[@ИгорьТарасов-п7ш]

The poison was cyanide and natural sort of antidote from it is sugar. Rasputin was sweet-tooth and ate a some eclairs that evening (and if i remember it right exactly eclairs were poisoned). Sorry for my english.

[@bigworm3828]

Oh.. Oh.. No. No no his stack of totem of undyings floated away in the river.

[@sleepyysleep]

Rasputin: the man who wouldn’t die Putin: the man who wont stop being president

[@chudtroonslayer]

SxnseiGOD Legit proof that Putin is Rasputin’s reincarnation.

[@maul5578]

Sen yeah cause he is more like a dictator

[@ЕгорЛисицын-ц7з]

@@maul5578 You're right.

[@dhendrickson09]

@@chudtroonslayer lol

[@Mewz_Thrtn]

Tin: a metal

[@clips5518]

Elizabeth: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

[@robertbarrie8086]

*Finds his grave empty

[@matthewbell8140]

Robert Barrie 😱😨😱😨😱😨

[@baddieb6091]

I like your profile pic

[@apnminer5568]

😂😂😂😂

[@djsolioli3682]

Lol

[@maetvinas6985]

Iron maiden is my fav band

[@ryu301_]

Death is afraid of Rasputin so he keeps him alive.

[@EnclaveChad]

Like chuck norris

[@ryu301_]

@@EnclaveChad facts

[@EnclaveChad]

@@ryu301_ yup

[@Gnexz.]

Those black staring eyes tho..

[@theieltsbrosvietnam5602]

ROFL!

[@nalartv3407]

*hp : 9000* *mana : 1000*

[@joshlongdgaf8892]

*charisma : infinity*

[@threehalfs7150]

He's probably Nomad's Rejack from BO3

[@imroze8840]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

[@ayeronical]

*River: poison, deals bonus (+1000) magical damage when swimming onto it.*

[@twoacepilots]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[@xygenjji3591]

Rasputin the Mad Monk The faith healer of Nicholas son to help cure his hemophilia He ate and drank poison but amazingly Alive Also the man who wouldn’t die He was a mortal and cool

[@yazdanahmed7790]

Seems legit

[@suha.14]

Rasputin: “I don’t always die, but when I do, I don’t.”

[@stproductions2112]

Hahahajajajahahahahahhah

[@thundermoon3505]

@@stproductions2112 you high?-

[@stproductions2112]

@@thundermoon3505 no bro the comment is funny

[@thundermoon3505]

@@stproductions2112 aight homie

[@chandlerspringmann711]

Omg I’m dying

[@Anonymous-xn2xh]

So basically, Nokia and Toyota were being naughty behind the sheets and had a child

[@jonathanvaladez1188]

In Russia, You dont make calls Calls make You

[@mehmeh-fu1md]

Einshine Goku m

[@animalsgamingandmore1061]

Yep

[@vlogswithmartin508]

Bruh

[@perkele8341]

**Finnish man approves**

[@totallynotarobot9622]

Rasputin: *eats enough poison to kill a whole town* Also Rasputin: I love the seasoning on the food may I have more?

[@milestone1719]

Rasputin be like: Hey. This is pretty good.

[@mittensanimates6498]

lol

[@vuvuzela4570]

As they sing in the song. ”They decided to poison his wine. He drank it all and said i feel fine”

[@pell5821]

I know this is a joke but I heard that the person who was supposed to poison the food replaced the poison with a harmless substance

[@mrradio4586]

@@pell5821 eh, from other comments that i've read. Apparently if you mix cynide with sugar or something the poison would dissapear. Which is why rasputin didnt get poisoned.

[@InfinixityMusic]

Imagine Rasputin now just living for 200 years

[@bigheverly]

I can’t imagine how scared those dudes were who kept watching him eat/drink large amounts of poison with no effect.

[@birbsgobrr1619]

could it be that Rasputin had built a slight immunity to poisons? that why the poison would have little effect on him!

[@birbsgobrr1619]

@Mc Shoovie well aren't you no fun, (I know I know, I saw the comment about sugar and cyanide, that was just a random theory don't mind it)

[@michaellynes3540]

According to the autopsy report, there was no poison in the digestive system

[@ravioliking5246]

Psyche TheFurrySinger S L I G H T

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Ye lol I know

[@cojita1414]

Everyone gangsta till The guy who won’t die doesn’t die.

[@seekforjannah2432]

Jhon wick

[@Skribbly1]

The longest man alive

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Wh Claus thank you. I hate people who put the H after the J

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Scott Bromberg why didn’t he heal himself then

[@andrealugo841]

Everyone gangsta til The Man Who Wouldn't Die actually dies

[@canwehit2ksubswithoutanyvi322]

Oh those russians...

[@commanderbackburns5938]

Oh those germans

[@krzysztofretwinski6556]

rankXX Fur Kaiser!

[@unionpride525]

Russia’s greatest love machine

[@cv4809]

Ra ra rasputin

[@angelr864]

Its a shame how he carry on

[@crustedpiez8335]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

[@yoyoezzijr]

Nokia: I’m immortal Rasputin: Hold my *vodka*

[@Guy_W_Majimapfp]

Why did say my instead of,oh you know *our*

[@untethered3]

Nokia: I’m immortal Rasputin: Hold OUR vodka

[@Guy_W_Majimapfp]

@ur mom have proof

[@taxcollector8597]

Hold my jetfeul

[@tardarsauce1842]

@@Guy_W_Majimapfp it was The Russian Empire back then, kid

[@youwantmyname9208]

Video: Rasputin Boys: Terror and fear Girls: Russian greatest love machine

[@Whatdoesthatsayoverthere]

Mmmm yes song

[@oliver397]

@@SparklingWater445 dEaR he COulD pReacH tHE BibLe LiKe a prEaCher

[@meandmybeautifuldogs2454]

More like reverse

[@chloeg2570]

Oh NoOOOooo

[@mr.0493]

Hotel:trivago

[@cupcake6070]

0:09 “Ra Ra Rasputin” 0:43 “Lover of the Russian Queen” 0:53 “She believed he was a holy healer, who would heal her son.” 1:15 “But his hunger for power became known to more and more people.” 1:53 “The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder” 2:03 “Then, one night some men of higher standing, set a trap they’re not to blame, come to visit us they kept demanding, and he really came.” 2:50 “Ra Ra Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen, they put some poison into his wine, Ra Ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine, he drank it all and said I feel fine..” 3:09 “Ra Ra Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen, they didn’t quit they wanted his head, ra Ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine, and so they shot him ‘till he was dead.”

[@Patrick-nq9ij]

*Oh those Russians...*

[@dhruvk2s727]

I trained for years to not vibe to this song i could not hold any longer PLEASE HELPP RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN no. I wont *cries in pain*

[@kushalm.d.2788]

Lmao 🤣 🤣

[@brunopereiraikercasillas6265]

@@dhruvk2s727 the song is amazing why would you not want to vibe it

[@dhruvk2s727]

@@brunopereiraikercasillas6265 coz i had been training for this man...

[@night4557]

2:49 reminds me of The Kingsman

[@justapersonlikeuok9835]

Rasputin: *Survives multiple cyanide poisoning and a bulletshot wound* Me: *dies right after stubbing my toe*

[@elliot4629]

Lmao

[@billnguyen4308]

Death: Hey, wanna go now? Rasputin: No Death: Understandable, have a great day.

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@billnguyen4308 *nice

[@miloford8011]

so fucking funny dude it be even funnier if you said it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

[@joobin814]

People in anime: dies after touching water for a second. Because they all get sick the next day

[@ethanzane7648]

I was going to say "ra ra Rasputin", but simple history beat me to it. Amazing. *also, the way you drew Rasputin horrifies me

[@dams6829]

To be honest his photo also creeps me out.

[@jaydenoh1431]

Ethan Colas yeah Rasputin was kind of scary

[@nickdimopoulos4052]

haha same

[@courierloneyt6397]

That guy is the Russian god

[@jensiboykes]

He’s scary on both

[@tokes9098]

Rasputin never Died, He just got rid of the Ras In his name.

[@TeezoTarantino]

😹😹😹😹

[@niksterz0722]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ocelot_Growl]

I-I don’t get it People look at the reply underneath me I already have 10+ reply’s I got the joke, Kay?

[@reffulbeulb175]

@@Ocelot_Growl he became Putin and now rules russia

[@Ocelot_Growl]

@@reffulbeulb175 oh lmao

[@Omg-ilovemycat]

Rasputin: (gets up and stretches) "that was a good nap" The princes:

[@n9nex19]

Thanos: *_Snaps_* Rasputin: Mr. Stark, I feel fine

[@blockz7885]

XD

[@arvindsri6649]

Hahaa

[@blockz7885]

Rasputin: I don't feel pain unless u push me in water

[@ThatGuy-rv2xk]

Damn you Rasputin, damn you...

[@Cpt_Boony_Hat]

So he was the prototype for the UNSC Spartan program. I knew it John 117 is Rasputins descendant

[@JustBoBoLikeABoss]

*Rasputin Needs Permission To Die*

[@mariocardenas6768]

Death needs permission from him to die

[@mrsgraceestores]

Will not accept

[@thutrangle5377]

Raputin die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thutrangle5377]

Oh no

[@mohitshrestha7138]

he need permission from lord zlatan

[@harrisongreen3328]

Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die........and then he died

[@elbeno9304]

LMAO

[@misty5015]

Legend says he’s still alive in his coffin

[@DaveMiller6042]

No he came out his coffin Changed his name by removing the "ras" in his name then became the Russian President

[@BlueThunderboltsiren]

Reee

[@James-cq2bj]

Legend say that he broke out of his tomb and became Putin

[@WarMachine69]

"There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago he was big and strong and his eyes were flaming gold"

[@GavinWandersee]

I was honestly hoping that when he was found in the river he just got back up and started walking lmao

[@shamaristephenson139]

that wouldnt do so well with fear after watching this at 1:50 am

[@NATSUDRAGNEEL-lg6wc]

Honestly same tho

[@lindamcgarrigle2577]

Wouldn't surprise me, the guy was an artist, if we look back at Salvador Dalí, artists have a tendency to be unpredictale

[@jimharris2808]

Me too

[@atomato5989]

There should be a movie about that, or at least a short. Say, Rasputin survives, bullet to the head and all, and it turns out he really is mystical. Him roaming about Russia, searching for his killers would be badass.

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

Rasputin at Heaven: -Resume Game -Options -Credits -> *Change Team* -> *Spectator* -> *Spectate* -> *_Vladimir Putin_*

[@jojobaconstrips5132]

Don't you mean Vladmir's occultist advisor?

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

jojo bacon strips Rasputin's spectating all Putin's associates.

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

your a gay mom *Cannot Respawn;Player Slots full*

[@VietnamWarShorts]

Haha

[@zetazetazeta0]

r/suddenlytf2

[@Clo1705]

Obviously cheat codes were involved

[@obamatrump765]

Please nerf

[@aml-zq5mc]

Power overwhelming

[@ssedmundfitzgerald5914]

dammit chloe Rasputin used cheats

[@vanmanaez1900]

HESOYAM

[@ajitnamedchris4528]

THAT IS SO TRUE!

[@royaltyfandomx]

Rasputin is in this world, just without the 'Ras'

[@netbanger547]

Thanos: *snaps fingers* Rasputin: *HOLD MY VODKA*

[@rajalast8310]

Net banger lol

[@seveneleven3479]

Lmao

[@theieltsbrosvietnam5602]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@arttulindroos6686]

Thanos: snaps fingers Rasputin: i feel fine Thanos: *throws moon to rasputin* Rasputin: i still feel fine Rasputin: breathes to thanos Thanos: i dont feel so good

[@josethethinket9819]

Net banger our vodka

[@edlopez1001]

Rasputin: Dies Rasputin: Wanna see me do it again?

[@woogangamadeusmozart3642]

I'll fucking do it again

[@starphantom6029]

@@woogangamadeusmozart3642 Goofy goes to cort I remember that

[@demostheneshickling9640]

rasputin is not dead he has just taken a new name putin

[@GranTurismo69420]

Terrifying tootoos yep, so true

[@duckmintNZ]

Re-Putin

[@francineee6456]

Terrifying tootoos ya it does look like it

[@michellekim3185]

1916: rasputin 2016: putin 2116: tin

[@tugrulc.1804]

2018: rasputin’nt

[@doriedellquillopo8017]

Here are the lyrics Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians

[@anakinsandwalker6382]

Legend says he was still alive in the casket and dug out of his own grave, then killed the officer that murdered him and buried him in that same grave, then he shaved his beard and got a hair cut and renamed himself Putin, later he became the Russian president

[@valentinogamingdiy684]

know that is fake

[@idkdude8195]

valentino gaming diy r/wooosh

[@msb3235]

Wow, he's truly a Russian lover machine!

[@enuskosinua2133]

seems legit

[@silvio1894]

+Anakin Sandwalker I wouldn t be surprised *eating spaghetti*.

[@endergps1546]

Who would win The entire Russian Government? Or One homeless boi

[@alexreggis7799]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... A homeless boi

[@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163]

*RA RA RASPUTIN*

[@qowxmx]

lover of the russian queen

[@zoophiliaphobic]

@@alexreggis7799 furfag

[@jacksonn6766]

One homeless *Rasputin*

[@mexicoigp813]

Soldier : *Shoots* Rasputin : *rEspAwN* Someone: *stabs* Rasputin: *Eats golden apple* Someone: *poison rasputin* Rasputin: *Drinks milk*

[@peteryau829]

IVAN GAMER PRO rasputin: Well kids, thats my secret

[@mexicoigp813]

@John Kennedy *Minecraft logic*

[@buzzer2231]

Change respawn to shield’s

[@soulmuncher3000]

/effect RaRasputin poison 99999 2

[@ducky6902]

IVAN GAMER PRO lol

[@roses-of-the-romanovs]

Thank you for including the autopsy results, so often people don't and say wild things about Rasputin taking theriacs to withstand poison or some other nonsense like that

[@brxoom6184]

He should've fought in WW1. he would've been a powerful soldier

[@l1fey123]

Super soldier Putin his enemys down swiftly

[@bruhmoment1156]

@@l1fey123 i see what you did there

[@PonyFoot123]

Mage class

[@aaa-vl1lk]

He would end up getting shot and strangle the enemys

[@titan4110]

we didn't exist back then so there was no one to tell him this.

[@seraj1808]

His name contains Putin That's why he didn't die after all those things

[@brian.phillips1985]

Aren't you trying to stop communism?

[@unknown_human6114]

And this is my in dissapointed in the fbi...

[@hentaihero4513]

@Vernon Roche *ras

[@raymartcarreon4196]

KGB ln ur doorstep also with a gulag

[@titanjakob1056]

FB I oh hi fbi (looks around nervously)

[@smoothpotato9950]

maybe he respawned?

[@therainykindom9701]

Raspawned?

[@roynettle6864]

Respawned? (This is sarcasm i know what you mean by Respawned i just want to keep the chain going)

[@angelaviviv7698]

Respawned?

[@nerdbot2.025]

Respawned?

[@timetonerandomposts4733]

*Like The Roblox Charachters?*

[@Xyphieee]

Person: thinks he killed Rasputin Rasputin: *Uno Reverse Card*

[@SpressieAvi]

Y'all chill, his eyes are just on dark mode

[@liamsmith760]

Oh ok

[@vellarus6581]

this is so underrated XD

[@nobizzybap]

he on xgames mode

[@Petrovich-sh7pi]

*WHEEZE**

[@barblaz3]

Someone ran the pls invert command

[@jualitogonzalez2318]

“Most people look at him with terror and with fear but to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.”

[@03audree]

He could preach the bible like a preacher full of exestis and fire, but he also was the kind of teacher women would, desire...

[@not_cade]

Ra-Ra-Rasputin Lover of a the Russian Queen There was a cat that really was gone

[@03audree]

@@not_cade Ra ra Rasputin russia greatest love machine, it was a shame how he carreid on

[@03audree]

**instrumental breakdown** He ruled the russian land, and never mind the Tsar, but the kazotchok he danced it really vunderbar,

[@chickenfries3605]

@3lizab3th5 For the queen he was no wheeler dealer though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son

[@PeachDragon_]

You can't stop the greatest Russian love machine

[@anish3827]

Purity fbi Ikr

[@NafuttoID]

Underrated

[@Imashbuttonsgooddkdutch]

omg i love these storys you made dude great work!

[@amitojbal9914]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar But the cassock he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger For power became known to more and more people The demands to do something about this outrageous Man became louder and louder This man's just got to go, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame Come to visit us they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, I feel fine Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians

[@billybutcher6955]

Amitoj Bal I was waiting for a comrade to spread the words of our lord

[@MegaKaiser45]

OMG! I just read the first two words of your comment and suddenly starte daning. It's been 20 minutes and I can't stop.

[@munirafzal8597]

Ra Ra Rasputin

[@notbrandon9012]

Rasputin: Nerve system? never heard of it

[@Alphae21]

R/boneappletea

[@christopherjackson1661]

Mr mc E r/found the mobile user

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

Sistem? Never heard of it

[@snaresoup7179]

K1k3 spelling? never heard of it

[@notbrandon9012]

k sorry, I need to improve my english

[@braincube013]

Obviously he was Hacking AF.

[@Hostlyy]

@Floraflowerr *LOL* -xD-

[@Hostlyy]

@Floraflowerr _xD_

[@Dextellor]

No he has a very good living chair

[@braincube013]

one commenty boi True😂

[@manuraccoder1478]

Braincube 013 and he was a predator

[@qaimlashari786]

I love how the ussr anthem is playing in the background Edit : WE I’m sorry our comrades

[@BallsTickler69420]

we*

[@rebeccahaight5596]

Thanos: *snaps Rasputin: Am I a joke to you?

[@darthbinks834]

No when Thanos snap, he killed "Ras" so he is known as "Putin" today

[@oneangeryboye1708]

Actually Rasputin used *UNO Reverse Card*

[@muhdimran5869]

Thanos snapped, but Rasputin stole the Infinity Stones and he used it to snap Thanos.

[@andretaroja7293]

@@muhdimran5869 plot twist: Rasputin IS Iron Man

[@inserttexthere1]

@@andretaroja7293 danger: endgame spoiler

[@vtm2185]

Havent you heard about the new marvel movie?? Rasputin vs the Avengers.

[@cactuslactus6007]

no u

[@vtm2185]

CactusLactus 600 Not really. I havent heard it either

[@cactuslactus6007]

@@vtm2185 Should watch it, its good

[@vtm2185]

CactusLactus 600 I know. I liked the ending so im gonna watch it on cinema for the first time when it comes out.

[@flacidusrex9777]

Winter soldier in a nutshell

[@seljukturk53]

Rasputin: *Gets Up An Leaves Coffin* “That Was A Nice Long Nap.”

[@lolucorn1]

Everyone kust staring: *what did i miss something?*

[@igjfjgjgjg6082]

bruh

[@aweebsmokingweed1460]

Right

[@qyasar8046]

There’s another one for apocalypse bingo!

[@thenutanat-or139]

Finds out about the ra ra rusputin

[@maximebouthe6714]

I came here after the new kingsman movie

[@yoboibacon16]

Same

[@darkside7802]

I expected him to get out of the coffin.

[@t.t2068]

me too

[@themiller3940]

Dare ya to check his coffin

[@Spino2Earth]

Me too

[@ouiouibaguette7887]

Me too

[@itsok5954]

@Maks Skrzyński jebus?

[@thatonechannel7716]

His leather armor had protection 100000

[@SF3L]

He had command block armor also giving him resistance 32767 with each piece of armor having protection 32767 and unbreaking 32767

[@keirstenthomson9035]

IT WAS OVER 9000

[@donitovendan]

tunic*

[@siko9799]

He had dirt armor and he had full stacks of dirt in his inventory

[@kodi3722]

Jh4ydens_Upl0ad2 _1 and ballistic weave V

[@NCRDesertRanger]

Rasputin: the man who wouldn't die. *until he did*

[@cano4848]

shhhhh dont ruin it

[@SerCaelus]

Is this a destiny reference?

[@belugawhale5082]

@@SerCaelus yeah, destiny house of wolves

[@peepoobeepoo5842]

Or did he Hey vsauce Michael here

[@SerCaelus]

@@belugawhale5082 Im pretty sure he is referencing Rise Of Iron. One of the quotes Lord Saladin says.

[@princeakilesh4881]

Bro, it's 03:19 right now The eyes are freaking me out

[@palpy3348]

How many lives do you want? Rasputin: *yes*

[@erzio32]

Bruhhh RIP English

[@kennyfwanime3681]

@Mawthree219 don't we all

[@User-kv6bl]

Bruh,how about you love grammar damn

[@DaveyDiaz]

they clearly don't get the joke

[@dabrox42]

“Were you killed??” “Sadly, yes...” “...BUT I LIVED!”

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

@Eric FredsbornWarmington Even Ike wants that baby to be kicked

[@LS_Customs.]

🤧just a little cold drinks ten bottles of pure poison

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

@Samuel Iverson there is a such thing as memes

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

@Samuel Iverson yes, yes it is

[@MellowDeck]

“The man who wouldn’t die”....dies

[@FreakyFred18827]

We will never know.

[@MellowDeck]

Freaky Fred nah that mufuka dead

[@moodydolphin7325]

r/whooosh

[@darknessscreen3106]

R/wooosh

[@mrworidw1de678]

Yo wait guys ima respawn in 3.2.1 *Connection Lost*

[@Uncgoat4]

2:24 (Right side) is that Zakhaev???

[@ДмитроТаєвський]

Fun fact: sugar can neutralise cyanide, that's why he survived after eating the cakes. Upd: Thank you for all your likes!

[@angrycrimson1462]

No he is just magic

[@vexx80000]

The wine too, since wine is high in sugar.

[@BigMarquise]

Wait really? That’s some interesting stuff to know about.

[@abhinavpanwar7705]

Damn, that's a really fun fact to know, I guess I'll be serving sugar-free treats at dinner.

[@thesnipingseal8011]

Or he was just a badass and could survive a crap ton of beatings and attacks

[@xximmortalhoovyxx9380]

*Gets stabbed* Rasputin: nope *Gets shot* Rasputin: not yet *Gets thrown in a river* Rasputin: Ahhhh. Water, my weakness!!!

[@1PageAtATime]

XxImmortal HoovyxX don’t forget the dumbbell beating

[@rassest]

Well im guessing cuz he got tired and drowned

[@1PageAtATime]

ggrasmuz44 r/woosh

[@skatinwhenican]

Rasputin Is A Devilfruit User Confirmed.

[@Akyomi777]

@@1PageAtATime dumb-bell

[@dantenelson9170]

They put a poison into his wine he drank it all and said I feel fine

[@deviljho4260]

Dante Nelson source?

[@torijayy]

Lyrics from Boney M’s song “Rasputin”

[@Java_Protogen]

oh those Russians

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

@@Java_Protogen hmm yes enslaved real

[@elinakumar3312]

@@Java_Protogen not yet

[@God-he7xp]

Rasputin : i am asking you the permission to die Imperial russia : permission denied

[@projectkepleren]

you dont have our permission to die

[@Menntes]

Guys the glitch he used was patched in the latest update of Life

[@jumpwithkarl]

I thought it was a feature

[@kauanzaiatheodoro2160]

@@jumpwithkarl it was a dlc i guess

[@elta8382]

@@kauanzaiatheodoro2160 Nah... we all know that it is part of the millennium bug. They still didn't patched it out.

[@unoriginalnormie4706]

Quality of life update

[@masteryoda5150]

No that was a game stop exclusive

[@arkana5572]

Tsar Nicholas II : Hey guys! I just found a creepy,magic,wizard homeless guy that can do magic powers !

[@CubicColdHead]

The officials: were screwd

[@keesdriesen9256]

Russian royal officials: God dammit, Nicholas!

[@Retaliatixn]

Russians : ... OoooooH NoooOoooooO.

[@ЕбанутоеСущество-о9с]

nice reference !

[@PJ-zh5gd]

Oh, Nicholas!

[@EMC_ADVENTURES]

Rasputin: "and then, i got shot, and thrown in a river!" other guy: "were you okay?" Rasputin: "of course! wouldn't anyone be?"

[@suzukilucky1596]

In Soviet Russia........ Rasputin kills Assassin.

[@cooper1531]

Meanwhile in Russia: Ra Ra Rasputin...

[@jayduran7846]

Suzuki Lucky no no in Soviet Russia Rasputin kills death😂😂😂

[@pistolman3203]

Old yo mama jokes

[@Rytinis]

rasputin kills death

[@chuuu4610]

In Soviet Russia... Rasputin kills poison.