Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die (Strange Stories)

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On the night of December 29th 1916, Prince Felix Yusupov and Grand Duke Dmitri Pavlovich invited Rasputin to a small party at the Moika Royal Palace.
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Credit:
Created by Daniel Turner
Script; Conan White
With additional artwork by Filip Tacic
Narrator:
Chris Kane
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Nicholas II: Last of the Tsars
By Marc Ferro
Rasputin Reconsidered
By E. M. Halliday
The Minister of Evil: The Secret History of Rasputin's Betrayal of Russia
By William le Queux

[@Simplehistory]

Ra ra Rasputin.

[@c0mm1t68]

Simple History xD

[@chiisawesome7619]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[@trinitywarren4259]

Simple History lol u beat me to it

[@fortis3686]

Simple History I called it

[@personguy1376]

Simple History Russia’s greatest love machine

[@joyboysplanet]

rasputin: wakes up and stretches the morgue workers:

[@ravioliking5246]

Galactic Coffee babashook

[@bfjhaslfjfjsabfbsjfasfbsfb431]

This made me laugh to much

[@jinjuujii2152]

We need the likes to become 666

[@seanmacguire8363]

*RA RA RASPUTIN*

[@unknown-tay2083]

*HERES RASPUTIN*

[@Designed1]

River: *Exists* Rasputin: _Finally, a worthy opponent_

[@michaelweiske702]

Our battle will be legendary!

[@shahriar4706]

@@michaelweiske702 😂😂😂😂😂 That's a good one,mate!👌👌👌

[@MultiGameKing101]

Underated comment lmao

[@rurall]

666 likes ;-;

[@asdfmoovi]

Our battle will be legendary

[@stevenstuart152]

Left out the fun fact that when that "crazy lady" stabbed him in his home village, she wanted him dead SO damn badly, that after she stabbed him, she straight up *PULLED OUT HIS INSIDES THROUGH THE STAB WOUND* and the guy STILL lived through it

[@Respect12948]

Insides… What parts then because there are things that would instantly kill him and also things that would he near impossible to pull out

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

I refuse to believe that story is true

[@FShani]

​​@@Respect12948 it's among the many rumored myths you can't take them too seriously. It's also said he was hit by a cannon which caused him to tumble from the bridge into the frozen river where he died from asphyxiation, not any of the above. It's like a fishermen's tale that just got bigger and bigger over time.

[@Lifeonthefastlane007]

Wow, he's biologically interesting

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

Honestly, the peasant woman who stabbed Rasputin might be the most sane person in this story

[@Rayitolaser569]

Lmaooooo

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

This whole story sounds like something you would tell while drunk

[@greeniscoollol]

BAHHA

[@AedanTheGrey]

Ah yes, a violent religious maniac. Definitely sane.

[@PlxsmaX]

Rasputin: *dies* 1970's: S O N G

[@lefatpogger7075]

Lolol

[@XDgoodbye]

Lol thats why im here

[@kaenandanisetozaihan5177]

Boney M

[@tvgaming2132]

2016: R E M I X

[@bananaknox3861]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[@CoolerThanFrieza]

Rasputin: *Eats a cake full of poison,chugs three glasses of poison and doesn’t die* Prince: “So anyway I started blasting”

[@mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cessposter]

Water time

[@thefatjapanesepufferfish1906]

He turned into a demon and flown

[@jacob._.5145]

VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@abananaguyinabananaworld1186]

Ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen

[@Echoe2]

Rasputin was poisoned, got shot several times, thrown into a river, turned into a song, and turned into a meme that is still somewhat alive to this day. He is really hard to kill, isn’t he

[@utsavkalra9920]

plot twist : He is still alive but the name only has Putin now.

[@electropoopoo1453]

"Did you die" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My life but not really" "What the..."

[@Thomas-qy3ox]

"did you die?" "Yes, but I survived!"

[@iagreebut7269]

“did you die?” “well yes, but actually no”

[@CuzDino]

Rasputin: I usally dont die, but when I do, I dont

[@myfriends7157]

Amount of likes are 661 let's get to the number of the devil boiz

[@alvinhagerman8164]

Still here.

[@lemonman4437]

People: die Rasputin: We don't do that here

[@hyperplayer22]

I*

[@soniasultana5486]

r/wooosh

[@hyperplayer22]

@@soniasultana5486 ok boomer

[@twistedpuppet722]

He really is the anti Christ look at the likes

[@charmaine7781]

Now he's... *Putin*

[@richarddoig1865]

I recently watched The Kingsman, and Rasputin’s portrayal was absolutely hilarious, and pretty true to reality.

[@bloodhound4741]

I think on some level, Rasputin did possess some kind of mystical power because when he was young, he healed horses and when that lady tried to kill him, she didn't just stab him. She strait up DISEMBOWLED him.

[@aurorauplinks]

plus the queen must have sensed something good about him, and presumably he never asked for any revenge against anyone who maligned him. How people treat those who malign them tells you a lot about them.

[@directorkrennic129]

And after so many years they finally discovered Rasputin’s only weakness: a bath.

[@alvinhagerman8164]

Hygiene is for the weak. Edit: No its not, wash your hands People. Edit 2, aswell as 2 years later for context: I used to have a Rasputin pfp and nickname

[@kirabean5441]

@@alvinhagerman8164 Oh hey it's Keanu Reeves !!

[@alvinhagerman8164]

@@kirabean5441 You dare challenge me mortal?

[@Scp--wh4ny]

Wow

[@alvinhagerman8164]

@Russian3than oh really? Do you wanna get drunk on poisoned Wine tonight?

[@Adanish-oe6lf]

Enemy: Shot at him Rasputin: Dying Death: *UNO REVERSE CARD*

[@teamj5317]

Lol

[@destineegarcia4652]

Lol

[@never9570]

Lol

[@Adanish-oe6lf]

Stop saying lol

[@user-jq1if7ue1e]

@@Adanish-oe6lf no

[@ravagex8725]

3:45 Prince Yusupov liked bodybuilding so much, he brought a dumbbell to party.

[@silverr_03]

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen!"

[@sleepyysleep]

Rasputin: the man who wouldn’t die Putin: the man who wont stop being president

[@chudtroonslayer]

SxnseiGOD Legit proof that Putin is Rasputin’s reincarnation.

[@maul5578]

Sen yeah cause he is more like a dictator

[@user-sk1vd8uk4c]

@@maul5578 You're right.

[@dhendrickson09]

@@chudtroonslayer lol

[@Mewz_Thrtn]

Tin: a metal

[@yoyoezzijr]

Nokia: I’m immortal Rasputin: Hold my *vodka*

[@tm6934]

Why did say my instead of,oh you know *our*

[@untethered3]

Nokia: I’m immortal Rasputin: Hold OUR vodka

[@tm6934]

@ur mom have proof

[@taxcollector8597]

Hold my jetfeul

[@tardarsauce1842]

@@tm6934 it was The Russian Empire back then, kid

[@clips5518]

Elizabeth: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

[@Bruhidkdutch]

omg i love these storys you made dude great work!

[@c.nasser12]

Rasputin: *Dies* Also Rasputin: Ha! That wasn't even my final form.

[@communistleader2410]

He transformed to Super Saiyan that's why his eyes like that

[@amitailavi9512]

Bakara

[@randommobilegaming4624]

C. Nasser lol

[@senso7073]

Nani!?

[@lucianoariasduval]

*Putin wants to know your location*

[@n9nex19]

Thanos: *_Snaps_* Rasputin: Mr. Stark, I feel fine

[@blockz7885]

XD

[@arvindsri6649]

Hahaa

[@blockz7885]

Rasputin: I don't feel pain unless u push me in water

[@ThatGuy-rv2xk]

Damn you Rasputin, damn you...

[@Cpt_Boony_Hat]

So he was the prototype for the UNSC Spartan program. I knew it John 117 is Rasputins descendant

[@xygenjji3591]

Rasputin the Mad Monk The faith healer of Nicholas son to help cure his hemophilia He ate and drank poison but amazingly Alive Also the man who wouldn’t die He was a mortal and cool

[@yazdanahmed7790]

Seems legit

[@InfinixityMusic]

Imagine Rasputin now just living for 200 years

[@wolftone2437]

"They shot him in the chest and left" *Rasputin:* You should have gone for the head

[@bridgetpearce7612]

lol

[@sonofsanto]

they did shoot him in the head look at the autopsy photo

[@randomgreek5682]

Trust me it wouldn’t matter if they shoot him in the head he would still live

[@haxeeni1000]

@@randomgreek5682 but headshots are strong

[@Josue-xd5ru]

@@haxeeni1000 Rasputin was stronger

[@micah2455]

"did you die?" "Yes" "BUT I LIVED"

[@vegetajr.1434]

Nice Ice Age Reference

[@overlordcringe2715]

Lol

[@digiarts2768]

THE BOY WHO LIVED

[@Defender78]

The guy like, died and stuff.

[@JBSutherland1]

Attack on titan

[@night4557]

2:49 reminds me of The Kingsman

[@Uncgoat4]

2:24 (Right side) is that Zakhaev???

[@justyouraveragegunguy6936]

Rasputin in a nutshell: He was killed, but he lived. He was then killed to death and somehow survived, and finally, death killed him.

[@Joacky]

Well yes, but actually, yes

[@angymoth9417]

His death was... greatly exaggerated

[@josie8025]

I understood that reference

[@impostor4051]

666 likes nice

[@dopeboy2338]

Wat wat wat

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

Rasputin at Heaven: -Resume Game -Options -Credits -> *Change Team* -> *Spectator* -> *Spectate* -> *_Vladimir Putin_*

[@jojobaconstrips5132]

Don't you mean Vladmir's occultist advisor?

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

jojo bacon strips Rasputin's spectating all Putin's associates.

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

your a gay mom *Cannot Respawn;Player Slots full*

[@VietnamWarSummarized]

Haha

[@zetazetazeta0]

r/suddenlytf2

[@crustedpiez8335]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

[@WarMachine69]

"There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago he was big and strong and his eyes were flaming gold"

[@totallynotarobot9622]

Rasputin: *eats enough poison to kill a whole town* Also Rasputin: I love the seasoning on the food may I have more?

[@milestone1719]

Rasputin be like: Hey. This is pretty good.

[@mittensanimates6498]

lol

[@vuvuzela4570]

As they sing in the song. ”They decided to poison his wine. He drank it all and said i feel fine”

[@pell5821]

I know this is a joke but I heard that the person who was supposed to poison the food replaced the poison with a harmless substance

[@mrradio4586]

@@pell5821 eh, from other comments that i've read. Apparently if you mix cynide with sugar or something the poison would dissapear. Which is why rasputin didnt get poisoned.

[@netbanger547]

Thanos: *snaps fingers* Rasputin: *HOLD MY VODKA*

[@rajalast8310]

Net banger lol

[@seveneleven3479]

Lmao

[@theieltsbrosvietnam5602]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@arttulindroos6686]

Thanos: snaps fingers Rasputin: i feel fine Thanos: *throws moon to rasputin* Rasputin: i still feel fine Rasputin: breathes to thanos Thanos: i dont feel so good

[@josethethinket9819]

Net banger our vodka

[@MoveTea17]

i think i read about this in a book where the author collect all things related to conspiracy, urban legends, and gruesome real stories around the world. and this one is also one of them. and i remember they said rasputin died because of drowning and not because of the bullet nor the poison

[@BlackwoodEric]

I have a video of Rasputin too but this one is indeed educational and inspiring.

[@suha.14]

Rasputin: “I don’t always die, but when I do, I don’t.”

[@stproductions2112]

Hahahajajajahahahahahhah

[@thundermoon3505]

@@stproductions2112 you high?-

[@stproductions2112]

@@thundermoon3505 no bro the comment is funny

[@thundermoon3505]

@@stproductions2112 aight homie

[@chandlerspringmann711]

Omg I’m dying

[@justapersonlikeuok9835]

Rasputin: *Survives multiple cyanide poisoning and a bulletshot wound* Me: *dies right after stubbing my toe*

[@elliot4629]

Lmao

[@billnguyen4308]

Death: Hey, wanna go now? Rasputin: No Death: Understandable, have a great day.

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@billnguyen4308 *nice

[@miloford8011]

so fucking funny dude it be even funnier if you said it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

[@joobin814]

People in anime: dies after touching water for a second. Because they all get sick the next day

[@drixg555]

According to Marvel Comics, a mutant healing factor can't save you from death by drowning and Grigori Rasputin was a powerful mutant in the comics as his descendants in the X-Men (Mikhail, Piotr and Illyana) can attest to.

[@princeakilesh4881]

Bro, it's 03:19 right now The eyes are freaking me out

[@rebeccahaight5596]

Thanos: *snaps Rasputin: Am I a joke to you?

[@darthbinks834]

No when Thanos snap, he killed "Ras" so he is known as "Putin" today

[@oneangeryboye1708]

Actually Rasputin used *UNO Reverse Card*

[@muhdimran5869]

Thanos snapped, but Rasputin stole the Infinity Stones and he used it to snap Thanos.

[@andretaroja7293]

@@muhdimran5869 plot twist: Rasputin IS Iron Man

[@inserttexthere1]

@@andretaroja7293 danger: endgame spoiler

[@tokes9098]

Rasputin never Died, He just got rid of the Ras In his name.

[@TeezoTarantino]

😹😹😹😹

[@niksterz0722]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ocelot_Growl]

I-I don’t get it People look at the reply underneath me I already have 10+ reply’s I got the joke, Kay?

[@reffulbeulb175]

@@Ocelot_Growl he became Putin and now rules russia

[@Ocelot_Growl]

@@reffulbeulb175 oh lmao

[@qaimlashari786]

I love how the ussr anthem is playing in the background Edit : WE I’m sorry our comrades

[@BallsTickler69420]

we*

[@princeheavenb.valdez1823]

He was Big and strong He's eyes are flaming glow

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

There was a cat that really was gone

[@edlopez1001]

Rasputin: Dies Rasputin: Wanna see me do it again?

[@woogangamadeusmozart3642]

I'll fucking do it again

[@starphantom6029]

@@woogangamadeusmozart3642 Goofy goes to cort I remember that

[@timlamb6073]

Russia: “We did it! We killed Rasputin!” Rasputin: “good job” Russia: “What?” Rasputin: “What?”

[@magenta2787]

Lol

[@omkargaykar1378]

I want like but I can't

[@not_quiteknown]

He use uno reverse card

[@foreveritis4128]

1:43 worworworWhoof!!! 🐶whoofy!

[@princeleo2736]

I think this is a jojo reference

[@ari6696]

Man what the music in the background love it tell ME

[@EMC_ADVENTURES]

Rasputin: "and then, i got shot, and thrown in a river!" other guy: "were you okay?" Rasputin: "of course! wouldn't anyone be?"

[@duwang4288]

His eyes are scary, he's staring into my soul. Help.

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Same

[@keilauuu5430]

Bro his eyes were black and when he was dead his eyes wento red

[@Abi-bj9bx]

Same😂😭

[@clickmaestro595]

KaiVideoSYT search up Oh yeah yeah on YT and click the fortnite song

[@theuncommonn00b12]

@KaiVideoSYT my vision is augmented.

[@maximebouthe6714]

I came here after the new kingsman movie

[@yoboibacon16]

Same

[@vasilijepapovic9092]

Super video

[@tenreasonstogofuckyourself7458]

Guy: *shoots Rasputin* Rasputin: *hippity hoppity your bullet is now my property*

[@soorajsajikumar5580]

Hocus.. Pocus... Just got your focus

[@colonel1003]

Funny? Where’s the funny?

[@takemo_]

Hippity hoppity, your joke ain't even phunny.

[@soorajsajikumar5580]

Well it wasn't supposed to be funny

[@tenreasonstogofuckyourself7458]

тαкємσ ѕнιι hippity hoppity, it’s not a joke. It’s called a... meme. Dumbass.

[@doctorstrangesupreme8617]

Dang! Poisoned, shot, beaten, thrown into a rushing river, was still alive....He was like a Russian Michael Myers

[@raymartcarreon4196]

The River Leads To Berlin Red Army:*Jumps down

[@aerojello9825]

No he’s just your average Russian

[@raymartcarreon4196]

@@aerojello98252 gulag 4 u

[@doctorstrangesupreme8617]

@@aerojello9825 well the average russian is tough

[@walangaccount8984]

He was Stab at the first attempted assassination on him.

[@yungtempe5t]

0:45 Dude alexi’s face 😂

[@Xyphieee]

Person: thinks he killed Rasputin Rasputin: *Uno Reverse Card*

[@BoBosucksatgames]

*Rasputin Needs Permission To Die*

[@mariocardenas6768]

Death needs permission from him to die

[@mrsgraceestores]

Will not accept

[@thutrangle5377]

Raputin die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thutrangle5377]

Oh no

[@mohitshrestha7138]

he need permission from lord zlatan

[@demostheneshickling9640]

rasputin is not dead he has just taken a new name putin

[@GranTurismo69420]

Terrifying tootoos yep, so true

[@duckmintNZ]

Re-Putin

[@francineee6456]

Terrifying tootoos ya it does look like it

[@michellekim3185]

1916: rasputin 2016: putin 2116: tin

[@tugrulc.1804]

2018: rasputin’nt

[@rappingforjesus9630]

Love it

[@Glitch-ry3mn]

What is the beginning song called?

[@harrisongreen3328]

Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die........and then he died

[@elbeno9304]

LMAO

[@misty5015]

Legend says he’s still alive in his coffin

[@DaveMiller6042]

No he came out his coffin Changed his name by removing the "ras" in his name then became the Russian President

[@BlueThunderboltsiren]

Reee

[@James-cq2bj]

Legend say that he broke out of his tomb and became Putin

[@michelle7925]

*rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has joined the server* *rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has joined the server* *rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has join the server* *rasputin has been banned* *RASPUTIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER*

[@rejvaik00]

*RA RA RASPUTIN BECAME THE SERVER*

[@never9570]

*RASPUTIN KICKED EVERYONE IN THE SERVER*

[@BrokenRecordProductions]

He is now the server administrator

[@prashantgupta3974]

*RASPUTIN NOW OWNS THE INTERNET*

[@ravioliking5246]

RASPUTIN HAS BANNED THE INTERNET

[@TheSnwillson]

He also has an amazing song!

[@TF-ke9ig]

Came from Kingsman ✋

[@mexicoigp813]

Soldier : *Shoots* Rasputin : *rEspAwN* Someone: *stabs* Rasputin: *Eats golden apple* Someone: *poison rasputin* Rasputin: *Drinks milk*

[@peteryau829]

IVAN GAMER PRO rasputin: Well kids, thats my secret

[@mexicoigp813]

@John Kennedy *Minecraft logic*

[@buzzer2231]

Change respawn to shield’s

[@soulmuncher3000]

/effect RaRasputin poison 99999 2

[@ducky6902]

IVAN GAMER PRO lol

[@cojita1414]

Everyone gangsta till The guy who won’t die doesn’t die.

[@seekforjannah2432]

Jhon wick

[@Skribbly1]

The longest man alive

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Wh Claus thank you. I hate people who put the H after the J

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Scott Bromberg why didn’t he heal himself then

[@andrealugo841]

Everyone gangsta til The Man Who Wouldn't Die actually dies

[@tinpotwearer5143]

when it went quiet and Rasputin looked at me, i just felt nothing but fear

[@britishperson1]

*he stares into your souls*

[@ustriwijayati4166]

* user "Rasputin" has been reported for hacking *

[@asneecrabbier3900]

Rasputin op pls nerf

[@veljkomilanov1352]

i found god mode programs in his blood

[@ronrozen2105]

*user "Rasputin" has been kicked and banned from the server.*

[@derbolstein3277]

Russian bias

[@ahmadalzghoul1877]

Rafael Suprayogi no lolis here

[@youwantmyname9208]

Video: Rasputin Boys: Terror and fear Girls: Russian greatest love machine

[@Whatdoesthatsayoverthere]

Mmmm yes song

[@oliver397]

@@SparklingWater445 dEaR he COulD pReacH tHE BibLe LiKe a prEaCher

[@meandmybeautifuldogs2454]

More like reverse

[@chloeg2570]

Oh NoOOOooo

[@mr.0493]

Hotel:trivago

[@user-nk5yu6xf4y]

That’s how they got the idea for the anesthesia movie when he gets pushed into a icy river but he survived in the movie

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

This guy's will to live is stronger than my own

[@cptjackpl8690]

But we all know one thing. His stare is really creepy.

[@uhoy1488]

and we also know when you dump a body in a river you weigh it down

[@madamada5293]

You... were on TheForgery's comment section

[@cptjackpl8690]

@@madamada5293 Aye.

[@dankesteevee1937]

@@cptjackpl8690 get fucked

[@ciberweek]

it was said that the color of his eyes was like an electric blue

[@anakinsandwalker6382]

Legend says he was still alive in the casket and dug out of his own grave, then killed the officer that murdered him and buried him in that same grave, then he shaved his beard and got a hair cut and renamed himself Putin, later he became the Russian president

[@valentinogamingdiy684]

know that is fake

[@idkdude8195]

valentino gaming diy r/wooosh

[@msb3235]

Wow, he's truly a Russian lover machine!

[@enuskosinua2133]

seems legit

[@silvio1894]

+Anakin Sandwalker I wouldn t be surprised *eating spaghetti*.

[@glydelmaefelicilda6745]

he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.

[@harrisonhyde5926]

What is the music playing please. Thanks 😁 👍🏻

[@skullmax3595]

"is he dead?" "Well yes, but actually no"

[@tresloin7433]

SKULLMAX GAMER haha so fucking funny im nearly dead

[@The__Jellyfish]

@@tresloin7433 Are you alive dude?

[@seljukturk53]

Rasputin: *Gets Up An Leaves Coffin* “That Was A Nice Long Nap.”

[@lolucorn1]

Everyone kust staring: *what did i miss something?*

[@igjfjgjgjg6082]

bruh

[@Chad_Eldridge]

That sounds like Dracula.

[@aweebsmokingweed1460]

Right

[@qyasar8046]

There’s another one for apocalypse bingo!

[@SirLukedatgoat]

What is the music playing in the background? I have to know!

[@jxstavap5959]

Alternative title: “Rasputin, the man who lived”

[@Simplehistory]

Admit it you were scared of Rasputin's stare

[@c-dragon2391]

Simple History true

[@slimedittyaka..l4gut764]

Simple History yas

[@ryannobrain]

If he eyes like that I would

[@brickcraftproductions3065]

Creepy, You can hear a his song playing in your mind

[@amitojbal9914]

He was big and strong, his eyes a flaming glow

[@xximmortalhoovyxx9380]

*Gets stabbed* Rasputin: nope *Gets shot* Rasputin: not yet *Gets thrown in a river* Rasputin: Ahhhh. Water, my weakness!!!

[@1PageAtATime]

XxImmortal HoovyxX don’t forget the dumbbell beating

[@rassest]

Well im guessing cuz he got tired and drowned

[@1PageAtATime]

ggrasmuz44 r/woosh

[@biterface03]

Rasputin Is A Devilfruit User Confirmed.

[@Akyomi777]

@@1PageAtATime dumb-bell

[@emed07-]

everybody gangsta till rasputin starts playing

[@not_abbyg9428]

And in Anastasia she pushed him into the ice ooooohhhh that makes sense now

[@stoneward5637]

Rasputin didn't die, he just got a new name Putin

[@gowon9430]

Lololol Ikr

[@gamerzooh1081]

ye

[@OPJuiceBox]

Ras Putin

[@skare1439]

You Psycho. 😂😂

[@zcross7009]

Gayy

[@bigheverly]

I can’t imagine how scared those dudes were who kept watching him eat/drink large amounts of poison with no effect.

[@birbsgobrr1619]

could it be that Rasputin had built a slight immunity to poisons? that why the poison would have little effect on him!

[@birbsgobrr1619]

@Mc Shoovie well aren't you no fun, (I know I know, I saw the comment about sugar and cyanide, that was just a random theory don't mind it)

[@michaellynes3540]

According to the autopsy report, there was no poison in the digestive system

[@ravioliking5246]

Psyche TheFurrySinger S L I G H T

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Ye lol I know

[@avi4442]

does anyone know the name of the piece of classical music in the beginning of the video? I've been looking for it for ages

[@kisamehoshigaki8917]

Yes

[@ryu301_]

Death is afraid of Rasputin so he keeps him alive.

[@EnclaveChad]

Like chuck norris

[@ryu301_]

@@EnclaveChad facts

[@EnclaveChad]

@@ryu301_ yup

[@Gnexz.]

Those black staring eyes tho..

[@theieltsbrosvietnam5602]

ROFL!

[@zetanta8490]

He had poison resistance maxed out, what a beast

[@numbercode2486]

Indeed

[@illogical4278]

He had lead belly maxed out :/

[@dethskullz]

Good thing he didn't max out his water resistance

[@user-fs7hs2wq7u]

The poison was cyanide and natural sort of antidote from it is sugar. Rasputin was sweet-tooth and ate a some eclairs that evening (and if i remember it right exactly eclairs were poisoned). Sorry for my english.

[@bigworm3828]

Oh.. Oh.. No. No no his stack of totem of undyings floated away in the river.

[@Rich_YTS]

nobody: Roblox role-players when they "die": 3:28

[@Luigi7777]

0:16 Jesus, hi Rasputin. A little close there buddy. 😄(He's staring into my soul)

[@ethanzane7648]

I was going to say "ra ra Rasputin", but simple history beat me to it. Amazing. *also, the way you drew Rasputin horrifies me

[@dams6829]

To be honest his photo also creeps me out.

[@jaydenoh1431]

Ethan Colas yeah Rasputin was kind of scary

[@nickdimopoulos4052]

haha same

[@courierloneyt6397]

That guy is the Russian god

[@jensiboykes]

He’s scary on both

[@farzanayasmean3586]

He is still alive but without the *RAS*

[@mominababar5710]

He was trying to be hip and cool,so went with Putin ,just a man of culture

[@wellok7933]

Lolol

[@abandonedchannel8821]

Only the Ras died

[@adumbmaggot3476]

putin

[@apemangeezer6969]

😲

[@Sergio-lu2rl]

This man was immortal until "They shot him till he was dead."

[@allys744]

Those eyes are BEYOND frightening.

[@God-he7xp]

Rasputin : i am asking you the permission to die Imperial russia : permission denied

[@projectkepleren]

you dont have our permission to die

[@SoulEyeAnimates]

Y'all chill, his eyes are just on dark mode

[@liamsmith760]

Oh ok

[@vellarus6581]

this is so underrated XD

[@nobizzybap]

he on xgames mode

[@Petrovich-sh7pi]

*WHEEZE**

[@barbodubs5218]

Someone ran the pls invert command

[@SonictheHedgehogBand]

Legend has it Rasputin is still alive to this day.

[@BlackMrBlack]

@2:57- It would've been cool if Rasputin said in a demonic voice "Now, you eat and drink with me!" and then when the Nobles drew their guns ....Rasputin would also draw his pistol on them....with an action-packed shoot-out ensuing.