Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History

Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Grigori Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin & Vladimir Putin: Nice Peter (of Russian Descent)
/ nicepeter
Joseph Stalin & Mikhail Gorbachev: EpicLLOYD (No Russian Blood)
/ epiclloyd
Special guest bro: PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov
/ pewdiepie
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Dave McCary
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Written by:
Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore and Mike Betette
Beats Produced by:
The Unbeatables & Dizzy Productions
Song Produced by:
Nice Peter and Choco
Mixed by:
Choco and Nice Peter
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Edited by:
Dave McCary and Nice Peter
Compositing and Background Design by:
Andrew Sherman
Directors of Photography:
Jon Na and Layne Pavoggi
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Arthur Hong and Blake O'Neal
Assistant Editors:
Ryan Moulton and Marc Chester
Music Supervisor and Playback:
Dante Cimadamore
Costume Design:
Sulai Lopez
Makeup and Hair:
Eva Buinowsky and Tara Lang
Art Consultant:
Mary Gutfleisch
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[@betzchess]

No one lost, everybody won. The Russians distributed the victory equally.

[@Jackdiddly1]

Ur 6 years 2 late. For that joke

[@raptor4512]

Funny how so many people still watch these lol

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Nice one bro. And we all SHARE in the entertainment.

[@vukle1]

Communism

[@MyMika2004]

@@Jackdiddly1 no u

[@lucystarlight8887]

I just realized the line "You two need yoga" is a reference to the fact that Lenin and Stalin both died from stress related strokes

[@cxuivq676]

Lenin died because of blood illness

[@lucystarlight8887]

@@cxuivq676 Lenin had three strokes within two years of his death, I can’t imagine they helped his health

[@sadomazokhisti]

Stalin had strokes yes, but the ultimate cause of his death was being poisoned by Beria Edit: apparently, this might be bullshit. Either way, Beria was an awful person.

[@sadomazokhisti]

@UTubeFekUrself Also funny about Beria, as Stalin would lay dying in his bed, whenever he was briefly conscious Beria would suck up to the man, kissing his hand and all. The next moment Stalin fell unconscious again, Beria would spit and proceed to curse the man. I believe it was Beria for certain, he was involved for sure, as he was clearly next up on the chopping block, and he was also just power hungry it seemed. It’s incredibly ironic how the man died, completely agree.

[@aminaj.7032]

​@@sadomazokhisti Wasn't it alcohol poisoning, and the fact that his guards were too afraid to check on him when he fell asleep

[@littletexas1882]

"Look into my eyes you perverted little witch" the way this man delivered his lines were brutal and cut throat. Even in his eyes. Dude, I'm sorry, but he KILLED IT.

[@Rezznar]

He flamed Rasputin without mercy

[@ozzylotson632]

without little, but okay

[@ninjatubes9219]

Literally

[@gametech4101]

I wish Rasputin and Stalin had more verses, they were so brutal against each other

[@Wkumar07]

​@@gametech4101the whole battle should have been between them.

[@BeyondBaito]

"I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa" It took me SO LONG to understand this reference. This is reference to ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov, who was known as the most prolific male ballet dancer of the 1970s and 80s. Even when he was dancing in Russia he was making headlines to the NYT. In 1974 he defected to Canada and became a US citizen in 1986. He's an interesting man, so thank you ERB for mentioning him XD

[@masterkasidit2]

Wdym bro that's Pewdiepie

[@maxdoles5806]

He remains the most well-known male ballet dancer of all time

[@LiftandCoa]

@@maxdoles5806 To be fair, competition is not that high

[@sonicforces9295]

1920 : Rasputin 2020 : Putin 2120 : Tin

[@vladimirilyichulyanov4569]

2220: N

[@inkycacakmtka5544]

2320 :

[@vladimirilyichulyanov4569]

2420: -N

[@user-hp4uu4cv8x]

1920: Rasputin 2020: Dvaputin 2120: Triputin

[@gengarzilla1685]

Nah, it's still gonna be Putin. We talk about Elizabeth II being immortal but she ain't the only one.

[@orionshadowveil]

Gorbachev: "If your name ends with 'in,' time to get out" A line that hit EVERY one of his opponents simultaneously.

[@mashab.234]

Orion Shadowveil Actually, Lenin‘s real surname is Ulyanov;) But yeah, this’s good.

[@daffamuhammad9864]

Masha B. Also Stalin real name is dzughasvilli

[@zaleksino7297]

Ну есть же ещё фамилии на -Ев , -Ов

[@billyblackwell4647]

Putin: I don't think so

[@jovickii7396]

Josef Dzugasivli Visionarevic Stalin his real name

[@usernametaken4023]

I like how PewDiePie is in this video and yet no one even batted an eye. That's just how powerful these raps are.

[@ThatonerobotguyV1]

I’m a tad late but who was he

[@TheMetalgarurumon]

@@ThatonerobotguyV1 the dancer in the background in gorbachevs part

[@invincible3246]

He is?

[@madlydoesnothing23]

​@@TheMetalgarurumonmikhail baryshnikov

[@ffineful]

im straight up flabbergasted by how powerful lenin sounds with all the reverb and graphic design it was pretty genius to make him look like he jumped out of one of the posters

[@user-qw7wm5th2v]

Lenin def had the best disses, bro destroyed Rasputin and Stalin and he's my favorite erb character

[@ffineful]

@@user-qw7wm5th2v into the erb-verse

[@Daveveed8991]

Thank you for being the only comment noticing that, this "graphic style" is called Russian Constructivism, the opposite is called American Heroic Realism.

[@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565]

I just realized that when Putin said “I'm a President in my prime", The abbreviation spells out Pimp.

[@2face278]

It's been 8 years and people still figuring out new stuff with this song that's crazy

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Now I'm forever contemplating whether that was intentional.

[@bonkersbonnersgaming7417]

Wow

[@nicoledean142]

I was today years old when I learned 🤣

[@JustmeRenzo]

Oh wow

[@crimsonspector1967]

"If your name ends with 'in' time to get out" Gorbachev killed Putin before he joined the battle

[@brontimus9393]

Gu-fuckin-lag

[@chantaljararuse]

and stal(IN) and rasput(IN)

[@arsalanw2001]

Matthew jararuse and lenIN

[@thenixaless7493]

Ouch blyat

[@pixiethecanary7666]

@@takingtheshot9830 f*ck you

[@eulennachathen449]

I know I'm like a decade late with this comment, but: the amount of research on this is impressive. Stalin's line at 1:02 refers to people being crushed in the crowd during his public funeral procession.

[@delltawnnorthri7459]

Could be double meaning, as the chaos after his death caused some death and power consolidation too.

[@Spoot401]

And Rasputin calling Stalin "Man of Steel" and his own verses kryptonite being a reference to Stalin's name. Took me back to 10th grade when studied Russia for a bit in history class.

[@shanearnold7781]

Gorbachev introducing himself as “the host with the most Glasnost” cracks me up to this day

[@autumnalburn]

😂😂😂

[@siberiasian]

such a funny bar 😂 (and accurate)

[@rdpcl]

"I shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonalds" What a great summary of Gorbachev's political career.

[@rosiepestel7836]

😂😂😂😂

[@zoia598]

This is what the clown and betrayer deserves, shake hands with these Ronalds, great allusion

[@saturnnn7155]

Shaking hands with borderline fascist and corporate oppressors

[@keshavleitan7800]

@@saturnnn7155 "corperate oppressors" wow, what bullshit. Very ironical because the USSR and Russia oppressed its citizens way more than America.

[@barockobummer2448]

@@keshavleitan7800 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Panzer_43]

Teacher: Talks about Stalin Me: Isn’t he the man that made Mother Russia his bitch?

[@mememaster1318]

Texas games teacher:I mean your not wrong

[@ejdjghtj5931]

Yep

[@blaandbla8260]

Instant Detention

[@corinnae.7877]

True.

[@AbdAllah-lp7wn]

Yes

[@sidtheshuckle]

"The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!" *Navalny dies* this line aged really well

[@sangbum60090]

He's not the only one who died """"""""""""""mysteriously""""""""""""""

[@apachewolfscout]

[@harryhoudini714]

Yeah, Putin is old School, he cant be bothered with this new "Canceling People" stuff. I mean, why fabricate sexual allegations, who wouldnt work in Russia anyway (too many beautiful women, no reason to get nasty) if you can just get rid of someone the good ol way! its quicker and honestly, looking what political opponents in the west are being put through, also more "humane".

[@safil747]

да и похер на него, придворный шут свое дело сделал, его и убрали...

[@scottwebb4722]

And before Navalny Prigozhin died in mid flight so therefore lived a half flight

[@user-sh7or2nh2c]

Possibly the best ERB ever. The guest rappers are amazing and truly capture a large chunk of Russian history. The music shift to the 80's with Gorbechev and then to the 2000's with Putin is spot on. I show this to students researching Russian history (with a warning about the language). You could almost pass a high school Russian history test by watching this video.

[@lcs684]

this is what the History Channel is like at midnight.

[@pacificxplorer]

Underrated comment ^^^

[@josephstalin7003]

Yeah my moustache was way too big

[@toadthebreakvan4518]

Josph Stalin hey Joseph! How things doing with Lenin?

[@josephstalin7003]

Toad The break van oh Lenin, he's still playing dead

[@therealplaguerat]

@@josephstalin7003 oh wait your not dead?

[@sexyadolf6136]

the russian guy won

[@FilmsNerf2]

+David Warshawsky xD

[@Yuri999000]

cyka? cyka.

[@TBlev215]

+David Warshawsky Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

[@Dmonius2]

That's Putin xD

[@sexyadolf6136]

Demon1ze i know thats putin... you didnt get the joke.

[@Lukenizado]

This song came out in high school and it literally inspired me to become a social studies teacher lmao Currently teaching Russian history😂

[@forrestpatterson6053]

Hell yeah.

[@mafyboy0420]

Show this to your students at least once.

[@Dragosteaa]

I also taught high school social studies & my students loooved when I showed them this masterpiece :)

[@tamald7364]

So wholesome 🔥

[@rocksteady9826]

Doing God's work brother! Russia is not as bad as we are told!

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I still come back to this one regularly. Not only because the rhymes are immaculate, but also because I just really dig how they portrayed Lenin.

[@MJGamerYT-od9gh]

Best ryhmes: Stalin Best disses: Lenin Winner overall: Gorbachev Loser overall: Tsar Nicholas II

[@Ankh_The_Artist]

"ryhms" lmao

[@shaunallen9337]

so true... poor Czars

[@jyksedcandknives9666]

@Buritobob_SMM2 DA comrade

[@shannonyates6281]

Romanovs RIP🌹

[@nightcoremusic1896]

@Buritobob_SMM2 (￣^￣)ゞ fellow comrade

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

This aged very well

[@legendarycactus8218]

Ravioli Ravioli seize the propertoli

[@anthonyrendonswagg99]

yes

[@errinwright3700]

Nice...my fav youtuber lmao

[@skizze..]

huh youre looking at this today too?

[@badstriker]

Ha! Of course. Lies like this have aged well since the pioneers of this "facts" came out; the nazis. More exactly, joseph Goebbels.

[@corymorimacori1059]

2:29 “The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!” Another foreshadowing moment since now recently Alexei Navalny died in prison.

[@harryhoudini714]

Yeah but the problem with that is, that currently everybody who dies and CAN BE attributed to Putin in any way, will be. So we will never know if it was really Putin behind it or if it was simply a "natural dead". Seriously, Nawalyn was already locked up and nobody was fighting for him, he was almost forgotten and killing him right up before the Elections was a sure way of gathering unnecessary attention to Putin, which he certainly wouldnt want. I think Putin is capable of this and other things but I am not sure he really did this....I doubt Putin, an ex-KGB man, would work so "sloppy".

[@dukedase7]

Rest in piss.

[@speedyeuan5940]

This is always going the be the absolute peak of ERB. I don't see how any other battle can top it

[@rishisaini5269]

Yeah,totally. The only video which comes close to it is Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler.

[@Basnaser]

@@rishisaini5269the fact it’s here at 2:50

[@rishisaini5269]

@@Basnaser For real 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@hitlerbinsatan6294]

“Shook hands with both Ronalds. Reagan and McDonald’s no doubt if your name was ends with ‘in‘ time to get out.“ BARS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Chase_Danger]

Putin won.

[@josephstalin364]

I WON

[@Chase_Danger]

Even Lenin was better than you, Stalin.

[@ahmeddhia8019]

Chase We won

[@Magik_Goose]

Joseph Stalin *We won

[@morepower1415]

Damn man, I can't believe they got the real Lenin for this.

[@FriendshipandPonies]

Mr Speedwagon

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

@@FriendshipandPonies yes?

[@FriendshipandPonies]

@@TheUncivilizedNation *blushu blushu*

[@cloudz283]

Hilarious

[@thesauce1682]

Their make up is top tier.

[@arekmaachowski7003]

-This battle is about two men, right? -There are 5, actually

[@prayformercy4029]

This is still one of my favorite battles. " Dropped the hammer on your harder than i bitch slapped hitler" just hits so hard.

[@razorinstiincz8314]

I love how historically accurate this actually is. Specifically with Stalin’s four lines of “...shot” because Rasputin got shot four times before dying. Bravo ERB, bravo.

[@wicknite1425]

I mean, the coroners report states rasputin was three times. Despite that, it is unbelieveably accurate

[@callusmalus8268]

Very accurate except the part about how he doesn't care about his wife she was considered to be the only one he cared for pretty much and when she died he said "This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity."

[@Universe2]

first wife not the second one

[@callusmalus8268]

@@Universe2 My bad your right he didn't give a fuck about his second wife. Literally they had a fight and she went to her room and shot herself.Kinda fucked

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

Disregarding the poisoning, drowning, burying, an later cremation. They did more damage to his body then to him while he was alive.

[@ethanl5527]

We all know who the true loser of this battle was: Whoever sold Rasputin pierogi.

[@thevagabondburntnotredame8902]

pierogi is the shit tho.

[@user-dl8gf5nm3z]

By the way, there was a mistake. Pir`ogi is polish dish, russian pie is actually called pirog`i Im not sure is "dish" correct word, but i dont care

[@smitherboi3125]

Shot

[@tundra3252]

@Erich Peterson how fucking dare you.

[@tundra3252]

@Jared Jams eh, they are not important. The pierogi is. (Thats how the subtitles spell it, okay?)

[@Ramyeon358]

This song has legit helped me write both my essays in AP World History and Intro to Geography class- literally a informative musical masterpiece

[@veganpork7601]

I've been bingewatching these videos and it's wild to me how they can bring me just as much enjoyment now when I'm in college as they did when I was in middle school. Definition of timeless.

[@DrMemeTheTherapist]

Rasputin didn't die he just had a shower and removed "Ras" from his name

[@Kimblee4209]

Yeah and dyed his hair

[@golden46k]

am mykt søppel lmao

[@natecalhoun4427]

This dude woke 💯

[@kevinbmx2225]

Putin.

[@angelcastaneda529]

KevinBMX22, yeah thanks. I couldn’t guess.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

I love how the actor for Putin doesn't even look like him but was able to portray him flawlessly with only the impression.

[@markfrank5704]

He looks like a much younger version of him kinda

[@pascalmoens8691]

Actor? It's nice Peter..

[@lollolol3983]

Putin is president, Rasputin has fu"ked many many woman. It is different ppl

[@jaimelannister1797]

@doctor salt holy shit I never noticed that was pewdiepie

[@tylermartinez3068]

@@jaimelannister1797 sorry but which person was pewdiepie

[@jorge052spartan5]

I still come back to listen and watch. Ngl it’s my favorite ERB video. Incredible work. 🎉

[@nwmontana6682]

The historical accuracy of this battle is awesome, great rap and so correct.

[@pazuzu1]

This video is almost a decade old yet Putin is still president

[@pazuzu1]

@Sassy Tangerine 7 years is almost a decade, yes

[@Lisztomaniac1022]

Oh shit I'm feeling old

[@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753]

@@pazuzu1 you have a crooked notion of time

[@karsaja4693]

Frr

[@pazuzu1]

@@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 not really, it's not far of off a decade in the long scheme of things

[@yosafatyt]

Interviewer: So Putin how long are you gonna be the president of Russia? Putin: ДА

[@mantapjiwa632]

Putin: You want to mess with me?

[@manduse5247]

Putin: I spit hot borsch

[@El__Silbon]

Putin: When I'm crushing these beats

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Putin: Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba

[@adicooli1711]

@@eleethtahgra7182 Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyĸa

[@LordonWiserman]

1:39 Funny that karl marx has officialy has his own rap battle video against ford now 😂

[@samuraiderua96]

Recently i discovered this channel,man it's very good this battles you guys made,this one was awesome🔥🔥

[@carmi7042]

2013: "Last man who attacked me lived half life" 2023: "Last man who attacked me lived half flight"

[@emrecck]

That’s why I love Internet 😂😂😂

[@shannimonet]

LMFAO 😂

[@user-it3km7wc2g]

NAHHHHH

[@michiru2hell]

Context?

[@emrecck]

@@michiru2hell the helicopter “accident” that the Wagner leader had :) Proznin or smth was his name, Idk

[@harrylarche9314]

Trotsky was originally in this battle, but Stalin edited his verse out

[@eulennachathen449]

You deserve more likes!

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

He even recorded it out of his studio in Mexico just to be safe, but that didn't help :/

[@RipRoaringGarage]

All thats rumored to exist is the hammer used to smash the hard drive of Trotskys bars.

[@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653]

Severely underrated comment.

[@PumpkinHoard]

@@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 10 years after the video was posted and requires a bit of history knowledge to understand...... I'd say it's doing pretty damn well with 705 likes.

[@brentonervin551]

And joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man but your loyalty shrivled up like your right hand man

[@irieimaun7787]

i’ve been watching erb since 1st grade, and i love how there’s always something new to catch.

[@PeterUllmer-ALDP]

Otto von bismark vs. Adolf hitler vs. Kaiser Wilhelm vs. Helmut Kohl vs. Angela Merkel

[@youribakker5571]

Peter Ullmer. Actual history. Good suggestion.

[@j0shua481]

Kaiser Wilhelm der zweite

[@p-ball_from_SEA]

You forgot some of the HRE emperors too, Otto the Great, Frederick Barbossa and Frederick II 'Stupor Mundi'

[@daihuantran9928]

Peter Ullmer. The Kaiser win

[@cinnafloof8967]

Peter Ullmer. Omfg yes

[@tacitus6384]

"My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!" Apparently when Stalin heard about his sons attempt to commit suicide by shooting himself (and failed), Stalin said "he can't even shoot straight!" Cold savage.

[@noobf8783]

@Daniël Ulyev i think he hates his own sOn

[@noobf8783]

@Daniël Ulyev one got captured

[@kuch.bhi8847]

@@noobf8783 if u don't know about history then don't talk about it. Stalin had to decide between his own son and his military head. If he saved his son, then the Soviet would have been defense less.

[@noobf8783]

Communist suck

[@diegosilva3927]

@@noobf8783 Everybody knows that.

[@That_Aussie_Bloke]

"The last man who attacked me" "Lived a half life" this aged well

[@Meftu]

Aged like milk.

[@EmkaYT69]

putin's entrance 10/10

[@mgdoff3389]

“And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!” - “Did somebody said birthmarks?” Best thing ive ever seen in erb

[@thekhans2823]

@ mgdoff ,yes

[@sontalks]

I guess that's how Mikhail acted.

[@poscom1071]

Agree toats

[@HelloPrettyFace100]

can someone explain?

[@HelloPrettyFace100]

@@preacherofmusic well obviously, but what does it mean/what is it refering to?

[@tomosprice8136]

Gorbachev: Birthmark ✅ The host with the most Glasnost ✅ Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's ✅ Had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa ✅ Tore down that wall like the Kool Aid man ✅ But most importantly: Name ends with in ❌

[@officialromanhours]

Time to get out

[@NickTQ101]

No doubt

[@StarryeyedPixie]

I apologize on behalf of everyone whose name ends in "in"

[@hmsrenown7801]

@@StarryeyedPixie Ah yes, the irony. Big phun

[@mrsynth2643]

Hang on, are you welsh and german. That makes 2 of us

[@jeffryder9]

10 years later and I'm still coming back to watch this

[@wizard680]

2:08 LOL aged like fucking milk

[@Rezznar]

How?

[@octagun9954]

"Did somebody say... Birthmarks?" Absolute genius lyrics Edit: Thank you for the almost 4k likes ❤

[@kozz8453]

55

[@ShadowXlink1]

It gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@vitorbrasilino]

Um hermano por aqui. Interessante...

[@vexmythoclass5000]

I read your comment right as they said it lol

[@BinaryRex18]

The Gorbachev part as a whole was next level

[@bundescoach3528]

that "birth of marx - birthmarks" line with Gorbachev walking in is still something I think about on the regular.

[@stafey7659]

First comment on this I still love rewatching this

[@marzuqahmed218]

Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost.

[@Mirko_Doggen]

This is why I think Gorbachev won

[@phoebeclark4718]

Assholes made a mess and the war got cold!

[@kingclint2382]

Shook hands with both Ronald, Reagan and Mcdonald, no doubt

[@ReblazeGaming]

I’m on another erb binge again, this is still so good🔥

[@deveshsiroha4625]

10 years and I still listen to this masterpiece

[@the_venomous_viper1234]

“If your name end with in, time to get out” Gorbachev killed Putin before he even came into the battle

[@littlemicogamer1524]

What's missing in G_lag U, now get to the gulag for talking bad against putin

[@Nidyha]

@@r33c3spices9 no he means the names. RasputIN StalIN LenIN PutIN

[@sub-nautical_chill4379]

Fun fact regarding that line; He was proceded by Boris YeltsIN with the creation of the Russian Federation.

[@animatheo5779]

The_Venomous_Viper 123 i guess it was to Stal *IN*

[@ministermacro]

@@Nidyha Potential r/wooosh here

[@pendantairplane]

The pun with "birth of marx" and "birthmarks" is still one of the best wordplays ive ever witnessed

[@its_c4p1vfgra53]

fr

[@user-rz9iu9hc7t]

Best in my opinion it's worldplay with "Douglass" and "dug less"

[@gideonbrown4215]

It wasn’t even a bar and it still slapped!

[@Fancy_delusional]

Fr

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

just noticed that

[@Blap552]

After the Carlson interview last night, this is Totally Epic!!!❤😊 Unsure if this was 10ys ago or Last Night Yo!

[@safainmahmud]

Today Putin's verse became true as Alexei Navalni died. "Last man who attacked me, lived a half life, so comrade, come at me."

[@OcarinaOfTime]

History students when they're drunk:

[@kajafreur527]

Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of History

[@Nico-pq2ky]

Welcome im one of them 🤓🤓 Im welcome in the history students

[@borisyeltsin6927]

welcome to the drunk gang

[@tinkywinky4554]

hahahaha lol

[@Nico-pq2ky]

WelcomE to thE drunk gang 🍷🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍻🍻🍻

[@zedarkenigma]

Winner: Ukraine Loser: Anyone who sold pierogi to Rasputin.

[@anoriginalname5418]

*looks at the pierogi* Well shiiiii....

[@littlestar2104]

Please stay safe from Her arms are still alive and She saw you Will die She didn't want to die She didn't want to die She Is Lost they will find only your arms: Amandaishere-jpg. Please stay safe from Amandaishere-jpg

[@kardz1848]

gorbachev only winner

[@james-johnkelly2598]

What about lenin

[@kardz1848]

@@james-johnkelly2598 gorbachev better

[@PotatoMan-ts4qd]

1:08 POV you and you brother are fighting when dad walks in

[@franckis]

Stalin's part just goes hard, especially "Look into my eye you perverted which", and "My own son got locked up in prison". the way he delivered those lines was just amazing lmfao

[@shikamarunara2707]

This Lenin looks more like Lenin than Lenin.

[@crappychannel7454]

*visible confusion*

[@jacobbishop8067]

Yeah, fair

[@RandomDude1999L]

>:-/ well.... Yea

[@Tyler-md4qk]

wasn't Lenin mexican

[@navetwizer9853]

Tyler Snacc YT Lenin was Jewish, he was leading to a communism country where the rich peoples and the other peoples would be equal.

[@Lord_Burrito]

Well, this is a cursed time to go back to this rap battle.

[@wilkgr]

Yup, was looking through for recent comments ha

[@ElasticGiraffe]

@@wilkgr Same. Haha.

[@Papa_Staline]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :/

[@mushroon4950]

Lmaoo

[@Papa_Staline]

@@mushroon4950 judging by your profile picture arent you a little too busy to be watching youtube vids? Or is ERB also an independent republic?

[@MrGetownedLP]

R.I.P. to the annotations at the end of the video, always blew my mind when I was younger how good the presentation was with that - LOVE YOU GUYS LAST COMMENT TILL NEXT TIME ILL BE BINGING

[@billytriplett9948]

STILL one of my favorites... hilarious, historically accurate and this beat is 🔥

[@someeejit]

“Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out the picture” I never realised until now it was a reference to Stalin literally removing Trotsky from a photo, this battle is so good

[@SlashinatorZ]

I made an AMV of this & histeria provided all the clips I needed

[@Questionable_Content]

It also a reference to how he had Trotsky run out of the country and killed

[@somehippies]

@@Questionable_Content trotsky was a true communist revolutionary, crushed by the bureaucratic hellhole that was the Soviet Union

[@bullseye5202]

@@somehippies I would argue that Trotsky would have been no better than Stalin had he taken over after Lenin instead. He was a radical and an unpopular figure in the party, considered an idealist even by Bolshevik standards. Trust me, I am absolutely not trying to shit on you here. It's just annoying how Trotsky is often made out to be a man of the people, a hero to the cause, when in reality he'd be even worse than Stalin. Trotsky wanted communism to spread *everywhere.* Who knows how many could've died if he got his way. Again, not trying to shit on you in particular

[@somehippies]

@@bullseye5202 i will apply the same rhetoric, not trying to shit on you either. but look at the present state of the world and tell me it’s not needed to at least internationalize it in the sense to have someone to lean in, bolivia, democratically elected socialist, overthrown by usa, guatemala, same story (radicalized che guevara), cuba was hit with trade sanctions the whole world over to make it crumble and fall, capitalism toils almost as hard as its workers do to destroy any attempts of socialism, maybe not the entire world, but you cannot expect communism to survive in a stalinist doctrine of socialism in one country, as we’re seeing today. furthermore, trotsky explicitly wrote that said revolutions should be led by the proletariat himself, so, while i don’t believe he would be neutral on these fronts, he wouldn’t wage war on the entire world, he would support the proletariat worldwide, and i will concede that that might lead to a lot more proxy wars, but it’s not a black and white issue here.

[@ApExWorkout]

Me: Everyone: My brain in the middle of the day: “Дa, you want to mess with me?”

[@hushvirginia]

😂😂 me too man. At the absolute weirdest times too.

[@aichi_d3a1]

I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats

[@axisthefirst]

@@aichi_d3a1 blow it up like a tuba while I'm bailing in cuba

[@aristocat3012]

for me: "I'm a president in my priiiiime, my enimes don't disssstract me, the last man who attaaaacked me lived a half-life, so comrade COME AT ME."

[@axisthefirst]

@@aristocat3012 it is supposed to be: doing judo moves and schooling communist cyka

[@robertthompson5908]

Best history channel on KZbin.

[@hhuntelol]

10 years on and this is still the best ERB of all time

[@blainecapano4113]

"Look into my eyes you perverted witch, see the soul of a man who made Mother Russia his bitch" is one of the most chilling lines in ERB to date

[@Jablingus]

I think "You think I give a fuck about my Wife? My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life." is cold AF

[@KingKalashnikov]

The way that the horns come in at the end just completely sell the power of the line. So good.

[@lazarcosmin9682]

"Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare i call that a tuesday" takes the crown for the most chilling line

[@meatypatte7125]

It’s how he says it as well

[@TheIsland_gaming]

theese coments are in every erb video but its true

[@Choodafoo]

No Epic Rap Battle will ever top this one. Characters from a common history interacting with each other and spitting historically accurate disses is the best thing ever.

[@Nikagor]

+Patrick Elder Just don't look at the comments asking who Lenin, Gorbachev or Putin is.

[@andreberenguel11able]

you are right this one is just the best one

[@brandonvabderbok476]

+Patrick Elder come on what about washington vs wallace?

[@Zfighter218]

+Patrick Elder yup this is definitely the best

[@mrgoat6267]

there are so many other better ones

[@ernieg3085]

Best thing I have seen in 2023! Merry Christmas yall and happy New Year

[@unleashthebloodthirstpoopcrap]

Legitimately becoming one of my favorite artists!

[@molleerox]

"I spit hot borsch, while I'm crushing these beats" I love this line because you crush beets to make borsch.

[@blangle3413]

:0

[@utubebgay]

There is no 't' in borsch

[@Kalashnikov413]

@@utubebgay there is, lol

[@Dahvood]

Borscht - Alternative names: Borsch, borshch, borsht, bortsch. Thanks, wiki

[@YourDadsHouseAbdYourMums]

Bleb

[@jimmyz2684]

Gorbachev: "Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's." Putin: "DAAA YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME?" *McDonald's leaves Russia*

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

cyka blyat

[@RedShyGuy12]

Сука Ыуат

[@pakolavin2865]

Lol

[@siberiasian]

LMAOOOO

[@MegrelMamba]

Ronald left life

[@Ressayy5]

Who came here after watching Henry Ford vs Karl Marx? 👇

[@vivekbiswakarma7882]

This kind of video serves as an engaging and educational tool, allowing young learners to delve into history without encountering inappropriate choice of words. You will cross tons of millions of subscriptions. Regards

[@willbeinke6839]

Putin: Flexing on everyone. Stalin, Lenin, and Gorbachev: Hating him. Rasputin: Enjoying the music.

[@josephstalin364]

I didn’t hate Putin, he’s a real hooman

[@Nico-pq2ky]

@@josephstalin364 how dare you to say that comrade.

[@wafeeqrox885]

Cus Ras(putin)

[@berry7879]

He was also just vibing to the rap before Gorbachev told him to take a shower.

[@Formerlyknownasindonetskaya]

@@josephstalin364 me too 😡😡

[@hellogoodbye9304]

RIP the dude who sold Rasputin pierogi

[@VideoCentral-bh9tf]

Oof

[@TitovIgorBro]

This is so fun for me to rewatch 5 years later (because now I can speak proper English) Edit: apparently not that proper lol. "funny"

[@restinpeace1916]

That was a capitalist pig anyway...

[@solytnoss2563]

f

[@turbulentpriest5647]

There is no worse way to be shot then moose cock shot.

[@bamboXx]

I have seen this viedeo like a 100 times and I still cant get enough

[@apachewolfscout]

[@ArmandoRodriguezzz737]

Next one should be Stalin vs hitler

[@DexisyAwNiNg]

That's topical

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

Lenin's ghost coming back to roast Stalin and Rasputin was the best part.

[@malachitlonborne5071]

Lenin was an idiot.

[@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635]

@@malachitlonborne5071 At least he done something that changed the course of history and fought what he believed in. It's admirable yet sad and frustrating that the way of thinking before is different back then, that there could a better solution but in the past is hasher than it could be that drives people for anything that make their life better but only drive even deeper on to that road.

[@malachitlonborne5071]

@@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 "At least he done something to change the course of history and fought for what he believed in" So did Robert E Lee. So did Mao, Hitler, Kaiser, Santa Anna, Osama, I think you get where I'm going with that. I don't care somebody for what they believe in. I care about the ideals they believe in. Communism is stupid. All forms of Communism is stupid including Democratic socialism.

[@cowtipper08]

@@malachitlonborne5071 well said.

[@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635]

@@malachitlonborne5071 So you think democracy is not stupid too? All governments have flaws. Look at Cuban Missile Crisis, man. The Socialist said the same thing about democracy which allows bad capitalistic companies to take advantage the people's skills, just like Communist Manifesto which I read which was supported by an company which Karl Marx's friend. The only wrong here is that the way PEOPLE implemented it and took advantage it... That is the real cause of the problem like propagandas. And Robert E. Lee, knew he was in the wrong side in the advancing modern society. Slavery was normal thing back then and that's irony of the so-called the land of the free, United States. And Socialist and Communism is both different, search it on the wikipedia. There's even like Syndicalism. This why admire Fidel Castro and Ho Chi Minh which you forgot to mention who were Marxist-Leninist, fought against America's fear of Communism. And the irony continues, most companies stockholders came from China like Blizzard. So before you say stupid, think what you type first and watch Historical Channels like Armchair Historian. Read a history book before coming here in history rap battle. Because I'll bitch slap you harder than bitch slap like many others ignorant fools👋

[@melonlord7443]

"Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold" is still the hardest bar in rap history

[@ajdominguez1002]

He tore down that Wall like the Kool-Aid Man (oh yeah)

[@scandathepole723]

Rest in peace

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

@@ajdominguez1002 You two need yoga. (Дa!) You need a shower, (Дa!)

[@janebyrne6463]

I agree. Gorbachev (and. later, Boris Yeltsin) made a better ruler for Russia than Vladimir Putin. Putin singlehandedly turned Russia into a corrupt kleptocracy, extending its influence in Crimea and now Ukraine. Putin was a great admirer of Stalin, it's not hard to see why.

[@rick5743]

@@ajdominguez1002 He shook hands with both ronalds (reagan and mcdonalds)

[@r1nsync]

I maintain season two was the best of ERB. so many amazing bangers.

[@TheCreationKilnBlockbench]

I think Lenin had the best verse honestly

[@Someone1473_]

Also im pretty sure the person who played him was the same person who played Abraham linchon in trump vs Clinton

[@TheCreationKilnBlockbench]

@@Someone1473_ that's pretty obvious considering Nice Peter appears in like every video? Ya know since this is HIS channel (along with Lloyd)

[@Dave_the_PBY]

I think it was gorbechov had the best one

[@XxDreamPoolxX]

I love rap battles where multiple people come in and fight each other. :')

[@leeroyaflac5726]

same

[@snake6706]

I prefer when theres two people only

[@DutchGabbers]

+DreamPool I wish Stalin came in again.. He killed it on his first verse.. Perhaps the best one I have heard yet..

[@Butterflywarrior214]

I prefer only two but Spielberg Vs. Hitchcock was the best multiple rap battle. Imo.

[@jj209th6]

+aysha shaikh Agreed

[@goodboyjoe978]

Gorbachev really ended the union to get some McDonald's.

[@yourlocalramen1660]

Pretty sure it was Reagan and McDonalds.

[@Damariobros]

Max Dunn It was both.

[@snorf525]

worth it

[@Roma-kp4qg]

He shilled for Pizza Hut :(

[@Vadim_Sulimov]

you're laughing, but that's what really happened...It was very stupid of him to trust the Americans so much

[@deepwashington499]

2:12 Chad

[@typhon7899]

He sits in his Bunker 😂

[@deepwashington499]

​@@typhon7899stay mad snowflake

[@titanics.o.s2101]

​Most sane right wing russian (he loves a war criminal)

[@Cotac_Rastic]

Gorby telling three political titans to learn to handle real power when one of the biggest humanitarian disasters in history and the collapse of the union happened under his rule is peak irony.

[@philtachio]

*"If your name end with 'in', time to get out"* best line

[@clevergirl4457]

@nathan sinaga ends with "in" it may be his time to get out soon...

[@AbG-pk4ti]

LenIN RasputIN StalIN PutIN

[@clevergirl4457]

WE all deserve one like each shared amongst OURSELF... da!

[@Secto-R]

*PUTIN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@IAmNinzja]

@@AbG-pk4ti Elcin (ЕльцИН) - first president of the Russian Federation

[@pollard3558]

This video came out over 7 years ago, but Putin still president in his prime

[@vogonp4287]

Wait, it's still Putin? Always has been.

[@Fermion.]

@@vogonp4287 ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

[@vinzcastro9304]

⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

[@user-nf5gm9uj8z]

@@vogonp4287 always has been.

[@heathercalicoep9756]

Putin is resigning in 2021 because of Parkinsons!

[@canadian_v3ngeance767]

Season 2 had some one of best battles of entire ERB. F.e Cleopatra, Vader, Mozart, Stalin, Gates or Eastwood.

[@DaveorSteve99]

Best thing I’ve heard in a long time👍🏻👍🏻

[@collateralkarma4537]

Days go on and on. They don’t end

[@gamerntp7287]

Lol

[@HazaelAlighieri21]

Well, you kinda have to know history to understand some of the verses, so I think you aced because you already knew history beforehand, just needed a refresh.

[@Sinalisco88888]

Lmaoooo same

[@dangerzzzone2925]

I sent this to my college history professor 😂😂😂 he loved it. I got an A

[@senairobinson2956]

Honestly

[@basheerhadi95]

“Stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx...knock knock knock, did somebody say birthmark?” Genius.

[@k4tharin3]

@ComradeQbr • 69 years ago Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

[@eero7507]

@@k4tharin3 shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and Mcdonald's

[@hulkbelowall9532]

@@eero7507 no doubt if your name end with in time to get out

[@eero7507]

@@hulkbelowall9532 i had the balls to let baryšnikov dance, playa! Torn down that wall like the kool aid man (oh yeah)

[@eero7507]

@@Cadbury1 Did somebody say real power?

[@mmaster23]

If you name ends with In, time to get out. Sorry to disappoint you Gorbatsjov, he's still very much there.

[@GE0RGE_415_mapping]

I probably saved this comment for getting 0 replies besides yourself lol

[@SovietRussianBear]

And Gorby rests... in piss!

[@RuzgarYldrm-zj9ec]

@@SovietRussianBear ah yes blame the man who just gave back countries that alredy had a goverment before well here is news buddy he would have ended up doing better to the union had he not gotten backstabbed sorry to say at the end european communist were alredy dissolving and people were alredy starting to revolt before he came to power at the end europe communism was destined to fall he just made the process faster

[@SovietRussianBear]

@@RuzgarYldrm-zj9ec Whatever, man! Doesn't change the FACT that Gorby was a POS and Yeltsin was an even bigger POS! These 2 will be damned by generations of Russian people to come!

[@gorannashreen2822]

I really hope gorbachev watched this video when he was alive his rap was my favorite