Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History

[@ERB]

10 years old today!! Thank you for still being here! Much love. Peter & Lloyd xx

[@jaheim2571]

Legends 🙌🙌

[@schwartzy65]

Grazy journey! Very long time fan (already feeling old :D and cant wait whats next! :)

[@sh1nmay]

oh you still remember this video even after 10 years, thats great

[@Armoede12]

I can’t believe it’s been 10 years…

[@chair2054]

i simply dont believe it

[@nitrocreed]

"I got a PC but it wasn't from you" He died from Pancreatic Cancer Damn the line is truly genius and subtle

[@baconcatsizzle]

Finally, someone got it!

[@samlewis3555]

Damn.

[@joshwebb8687]

and what about the daisy's destruction reference. "ill beat you till your singing about a daisy girl'

[@cursodetradingonline]

Se refiere a sistema operativo que Bill robó de Apple, nada que ver con su enfermedad. Ustedes hablan Ingles y no entendieron esa referencia?

[@irakligazashvili2690]

R.I.P

[@roccobot]

This is still the best ERB ever: • Great music • The best duo ever • Excellent lyrics, including the legendary PC joke • A segment where they sing in a statement / response sequence • The final plot twist • No actual winner • The outro is both hilarious and majestic I fucking love this ERB.

[@BSKY4907]

There was a fanmade poll, here were the results Steve Jobs-54% Hal-9000-30% Bill Gates-16%

[@rednafi]

@@BSKY4907 Gates' second verse was epic.

[@BSKY4907]

@@rednafi ikr

[@MichalNowierski]

I agree this is the best ERB, it will never get old

[@Rhidayah]

I wrote this comment on iPhone 🗿

[@evank3718]

How do either lloyd or Peter look like every human on earth. They have one of the best makeup crews in Earth

[@r1ck537]

Aight m8, imma bout to let u know the secret. But be aware! That as soon as u know this, the illuminati are coming for u. It's called a mask lol search for ERB behind the scenes.

[@fckit4410]

@@r1ck537 the channel is called ERB2

[@blaz2892]

The makeup people they have working for them are magic, that’s how.

[@Thompson98PL]

no cap, they really do

[@kinkydaddy3147]

Make-up, costume and prosthetics

[@SmallEyeStudios]

“The whole world loves you, but you were my friend” This line always hit a little differently

[@thursdaycarter4533]

ikr

[@thefaunprince4256]

I literally came back to this song just to hear that line

[@dreadlist1711]

How?

[@Just_a-guy]

@@dreadlist1711 sad. Depressing. It wasn't an attack at jobs, but his expression of lost :D that how i feel about that line

[@ramkvs1918]

Yeahh.

[@Bode2342]

"Beat you in 17 lines of code" From the start and until this point, HAL gave 17 lines from his verse...

[@fckit4410]

Yeah such a good move!

[@josephstalin364]

How the hell do people find this stuff out?

[@cremicilafenice4654]

@@josephstalin364 if you watch it once to enjoy, 2nd time to listen, 3rd time to catch the references, 4th time to look for what you may have missed xD

[@cremicilafenice4654]

@@josephstalin364 thats part of it xD

[@Just_a-guy]

@@cremicilafenice4654 and what about next 50 times?

[@DJ_Music_Man2]

Bill Gates last verse was actually quite sad “fine you wanna be like that die then the whole world loved you but were my friend” probably the saddest line in ERB

[@feisarspeed]

I'm sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can't control my rage. Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age, But the truth is, I miss ya. You were gone too soon. You were like watching a beautiful sunset…at noon. (Aw.) Stan, don't be sad. We all have a time to go. (Yeah…) Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago, But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible. The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible. There is no beef between us. We're two minds of the same kind, And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind.

[@no_soul647]

yes@@feisarspeed

[@stoneglaser6250]

@@feisarspeedM I C ,I ROCK THE MIC PROPERLY K E Y

[@Burningpaladin]

@@stoneglaser6250 TURNING PROFITS I GOT THE KEY

[@trajic9204]

@@stoneglaser6250 lmao, perfect response.

[@nathanielleopoldo9131]

*"You blow, Jobs"* -Bill Gates

[@陳棋煾]

So he blow bill's Microsoft lol

[@specmoment3592]

A very important comma

[@lawindragon5594]

Blow jobs hearing that line makes me need holy water

[@ImaPizzaK]

'Blow Jobs' *vomiting*

[@chrishansen1842]

@@specmoment3592 the world's most important comma.

[@josephstalin364]

In 40 years, some kid will see these rap battles and say “I was born in the wrong generation”

[@drod6203]

Honestly.... people born between 94-02 had a pretty good childhood, we still played outside but it was when internet was just starting to take off. Everyone in gaming lobbies had a mic and the lobbies were hectic, between the ages of 10-16 I played outside and did stupid shit with friends then too it off with staying up all night playing Xbox with friends

[@killtrihards2263]

@@drod6203 yep im an '02 kid.

[@DORANGEDMOOCOW]

""I was born in the wrong generation." Shut the fuck up" -Filthy Frank

[@nbacivilnba8950]

Привет Товарищ

[@seraph7216]

thank you joseph stalin

[@Dirtwolf624]

Fun fact: When the AI says, “beat you in 17 lines of code” that was the 17th bar. ERB is amazingly detailed in their raps.

[@anthony42-]

It’s not AI I’m pretty sure it’s Steve jobs mind that was put inside that camera thing

[@araen11]

No it's not... Its HAL9000 from The Space Oddysey, representinf the third rival to the other two- Linux

[@sleepingnowplsproductions7303]

how did you figure that out

[@austincarter1721]

It’s HAL 9000 >:(

[@Bigassboya]

@@anthony42- 1:59 It literally says it's running on Linux so no. It's Hal9000 but it's representing the Linux Operating Systems and I guess super-smart AIs too

[@binuxuser]

As a kid I never really liked HAL's part in this one, but having grown up around copious amounts of computers and the internet, it's frankly chilling how well written and strangely prescient it ended up being. The line about being in our laps and pockets evokes the all seeing eyes of platform algorithms, and supercomputers do in fact run Linux for the most part. This plus all the little references easily makes this my favorite ERB.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Used to think it represented Apple continuing on as a competitor despite job's death. But truly I can see it being the interconnected apparatus of online corporations guiding the world now

[@GooseCee]

I used to genuinely hate Hal's parts too until very recently. With how fast AI is moving it made me realize that Hal isn't that far away and that even geniuses like steve jobs and bill gates are insignificant compared to what they've built.

[@BlackChambermaid]

It's supposed to be Linux, it's just a joke that it is being portrait as HAL. Since Linux doesn't really have a prominent leader figure like Apple and Windows has. The joke is that they are fighting about which system is better, but Linux is far superior than both. It's not really about Ai though even though it fits the narrative.

[@crazypato3752]

​@@BlackChambermaidwhat's Linux?

[@GreysonTran-se4py]

@@crazypato3752GNU/Linux is a UNIX-like operating system (OS). It runs the Linux Kernel and is typically packaged in distributions such as Ubuntu or CentOs (deprecated). Note that macOS (10.5+) actually complies to the Single UNIX Specification; macOS is a true UNIX operating system, whereas Linux is not.

[@Tkieron]

9 years later and I STILL laugh at Gates' opening line "You blow, Jobs"

[@sevilleandcoarthouse2960]

His whole diss is beautiful

[@matthewtatian1117]

yes

[@infinity8288]

I still laugh at Steve punch line, Why did u name the company after your d!©k( Micro- soft) 😂😂

[@maxrichards3881]

@@sevilleandcoarthouse2960 Bill Gates is the best!

[@elole707]

But he makes the gui that Melinda uses *suggestive dancing*

[@ChronoBaw]

Took me 6 years to catch that Jobs meant Pancreatic Cancer when he said "I got a pc" shit

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

wack.

[@komibell2621]

Man that's a bar 🔥🔥🔥 WTH only real ppl with knowledge can react to bars like that

[@receedzeraq9488]

took me 6 minute by searching comment section, the comment section is truly the archive of knowledge... and toxic flame rage *peek other comments and drama wars*

[@franciscovanleeuwen4446]

Me too!

[@lukethelegend9705]

Ouch.

[@gizmothepiefaceman3062]

Best Flow: Steve Jobs Best Disses: Bill Gates Overall winner: AIDS research

[@raineepic5479]

No lol bitch Overall winner is "I got a PC but it wasn't from u bitch"

[@zauberwild]

Hotel: Trivago

[@raineepic5479]

@@vishalmohite7154 that works too

[@sirhynes6924]

No “Hasta la visa like the terminator told ya” won -HAL9000

[@Voidzdomain]

please jus stop with these memes i have seen so many of them already (its just a joke little salty, angry, dumb kids)

[@yoshisarethebomb]

“But you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC” THAT WAS FIRE

[@BrandonMcCurry999]

I thought that one was also, apple uses extreme quality rather than quantity It's a luxury type of electronic.. and the phones are definitely awesome ... so, I learned while selling metal roofs with lifetime warranties (50 year) you pay for quality.. often.. in certain types of products

[@BrandonMcCurry999]

Commented from an Samsung a03, 70$ Works, and very customizable.. free apps ect.. some filled with malware lol

[@landelacruzzzz]

*"Beat you in seventeen lines of code"* HAL's verse is actually made of 17 lines, such brilliance on this one.

[@kostubhkhandelwal4665]

Hal's the best

[@Seth-ng5oy]

Does such Perfection exist?

[@stereohat5627]

@@Seth-ng5oy it is called HAL9000

[@Seth-ng5oy]

Hal9000 was created by humans. Humans caused Hal9000 to Malfunction, causing many crew Member's Death. Plus, a human managed to Outsmart Hal9000 and got him..."Terminated." @@stereohat5627

[@hardcoredoom5892]

Holy crap. That’s brilliant.

[@skyrocks12]

it took me 8 years to realize that when Steve Jobs says "I got a PC but it wasn't from you" he doesn't mean a personal computer, he means pancreatic cancer

[@noahramey9593]

Average Skill Games I learned that a few times of watching this when digging in the comments.

[@Julmaa87]

It was obvious to me at the start 🤷‍♂️

[@Angryginger2421]

I just now realized what he meant from the comments

[@ЛевНикодим]

same here

[@ceesmiddel]

I thought you GNU

[@walkergreen309]

I can't get over how good the opening is with Jobs interrupting and getting straight to the battle.

[@nalanhazzard]

Me to

[@michaellin7936]

the opening was really smooth

[@LowReedExpert1]

I remember the day it aired, it was amazing because people were begging for this match since the beginning!

[@lukethelegend9705]

And how awesome Hal’s part was

[@massivetree7937]

He had to get started quick before he died. Too soon?

[@davidvallejo4556]

“Got the GUI that Melinda uses “ hits different now that they’re divorcing

[@apocalypt0723]

LoL

[@poemanx7297]

No lies detected

[@theintelligentcow7447]

@Arafath Islam • what are you talking about?

[@theintelligentcow7447]

@Arafath Islam • tf you mean they were married for 27 years, just because she chooses to divorce him doesn’t mean that she’s a gold digger, incel. Marriages run their course, and there’s a good chance they agreed it was the best thing for both of them.

[@theintelligentcow7447]

@Arafath Islam • yeah because she would definitely wait 27 years to divorce him if she was a gold digger

[@luisvasquez5015]

"your future is my design" OpenAI has entered the ChatGPT

[@Aaron-xr7oc]

"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend" that hits deep.

[@tntrigued5011]

I don't understand that can someone explain?

[@Aaron-xr7oc]

@@tntrigued5011 they were friends

[@Yukionnaarchive]

The were rivals but they were good friends bill gates was hit hard when jobs passed

[@theveganflower5135]

After they were friends and rivals they kinda stoped talking as friends and then when he jobs died gates was hit hard realizing they lost a good friendship for nothing

[@tntrigued5011]

@@Aaron-xr7oc oh ok thanks

[@anonymousanonymous7933]

"People with jobs use a PC" Damn, calm down Bill.

[@leandroroman7053]

Facts. :'v

[@thewhitewolf58]

anonymous anonymous jokes on you I run my life from an iPhone sc

[@anonymousanonymous7933]

@@thewhitewolf58 more power to ya, i couldn't do it

[@ElizabethMorote]

anonymous anonymous The only machines that I have that work and can find parts for are my iPhone 4,4S,5,6+,6S+,Original iPad 3G,iPad 2 3G,and iPad 4 LTE. My old Dell Dimension 8200’s motherboard is fried though after 18 years. I can’t find another motherboard for it. I have a job though.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@ElizabethMorote after 18 years? That's really good then.

[@tommyscott8511]

Of all the ERBs, this one felt the most like a BATTLE. They bicker, cut each other off and aren't solely reserved to their individual verses.

[@Wingingvoice]

Tommy Scott Obama VS Mitt Romney was pretty good but I’d have to agree with you

[@poopace]

and the part where steve jobs "dies" shows emotion i like that too

[@tommyscott8511]

Xander K True, I like that one too

[@bijuutamer729]

Xander K that ones slightly different to showcase the nature of politics. Specifically when they peter out and start calling each other dummies.

[@fjccommish]

Yes, it's good.

[@charlottejul7648]

"Hippy. You got given up at birth" is so ridiculous and it makes me laugh so hard every goddamn time

[@Frog101_Real]

I swear, Pete and Lloyd are just the default characters for every human being.

[@mabkhraposting9253]

Based comment

[@delve_]

Nah, just white/European characters. They really don't ever play non-European characters for a reason.

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

@@delve_ Everything else is the DLC

[@Frog101_Real]

@@DerpiestGameBlast they're just the random settings

[@thunderviperx7854]

The only white characters they failed to play properly was Bill O'Reilly and Elon Musk. Mark Zuckerberg too wasn't that similar looking but they nailed the robot part

[@radughita1992]

"And you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC" This aged like wine

[@bird_poop]

And that's gates rebuttal to job's " you won't catch a virus on apple"🤣

[@skymonk-mckenzie8993]

Sorry but that doesn’t apply to Canadians

[@shypeOW]

@@skymonk-mckenzie8993 Why ? They can afford Iphones ?

[@leezheng5684]

@@bird_poop that one aged like milk

[@stutterined9331]

Just live in England

[@Seebbbs]

That ''Let me just step right in'' at the start will always be so iconic

[@dankerbell]

true

[@tonygautam9197]

True 🔥

[@sarfaraz185]

*The whole word loved you but you were my friend 🔥

[@darkreimu784]

*PC*

[@dermanater]

I believe that the idea was because Jobs had just died, so there was no need to introduce him

[@yebadem]

This aged so good considering ChatGPT is runing on a linux.

[@sidblue]

This snapped in my mind a couple of months ago! Cool right?! Hahah

[@Youtubed-jv5oi]

Yes, as do most platforms like Google, Meta etc

[@SherifNeamatalla]

Not just that, but to some extent, at least for now, bill gates owns it !

[@southasiadefenseportal8957]

Microsoft owns Chatgpt budd.

[@Youtubed-jv5oi]

@@southasiadefenseportal8957No they don't. They subsidized ChatGPT development with Azure credits (on which OpenAI is running Linux)

[@shabuktaginprince602]

Bill: Hows things on heaven steve? Steve: Not bad. The best part is there are no gates or windows.

[@конина-ч2т]

BEST!

[@ovni2295]

I mean, there's the pearly gates...

[@SomeRandomGuy789]

One time I farted in an apple store and got kicked out. It wasn't my fault, there were not any windows

[@ChristinaaArmani]

🤣

[@НусАтман]

Gold.

[@ilialasili6809]

he's worked so hard only to see his legacy included $999 aluminum stand

[@johnfaber100]

@@jakojenhh5002 You know, this argument only really works if we're talking about some sort of pro version that's substantially superior to the regular version. I mean, yeah, that stand is going to hold your screen REALLY well, but 999$-well?

[@Jakobsh2]

@@jakojenhh5002 That's not an argument

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

He would love it.

[@TheSaiyanPrincess89]

@@jakojenhh5002 $300 would be an appropriate price for that stand. Not $1,000. It's not worth $1,000.

[@ReclaimTheMainland]

@@jakojenhh5002 lmao

[@evilsonjachannel]

It is just me or it a litle bit sad when Bill Gate said "The whole world love you, but you were my friend" ? :(

[@AsterikTeenus]

Evil sonja the big sad

[@ericperry1683]

@Nick Moore yes it is.

[@io2418]

Little*

[@pyroandrew6752]

Yes

[@antonh1159]

Where they actually friends?

[@DesJnr]

11 years old and STILL my favourite ERB of all time.

[@onkelebert787]

Mine too, but Elvis vs. Michael Jackson and cesar vs. Zulu are right behind this. To tell you this was quite important for me. Or not. Who cares.

[@hessanfeg]

"Everyone knows Windows _bit_ off Apple?" So, that explains the logo lol.

[@besisis1308]

lolol

[@Blazervitch]

that's the joke...

[@santeri5921]

Congratulations, you understood the joke...

[@Soulkeep]

The joke is that Alan Turing died from cyanide poisoning after bitting just one time an apple

[@santeri5921]

@@Soulkeep Well that doesn't really have anything to do with this, the joke is that Apples logo has a part bitten off

[@Trolleybus13]

The "you blow, Jobs" has to be the most childish, yet hilarious insult. Just brilliant

[@Sammy_Link99]

More than name microsoft after your dick?

[@yeetyeet5079]

Well it was a direct response to “why’d you name your company after your dick”

[@ryangosling239]

the company after dick is even more brilliant imo

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

Now i just realized 💀💀💀

[@barlowanimations1517]

"You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick, With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck" Has to be the smoothest line in this vid

[@gunnargetz5980]

"You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC!" Some intense word play on "An apple a day keeps the doctor away.".

[@thisguy1640]

Technically it also makes sense from a financial standard

[@crzgangster8721]

He had Pancreatic Cancer

[@1itslaurahere1]

Also because Steve Jobs said "you'll never catch a virus on an Apple" so Bill Gates replied with the thing about doctors (because you know.... virus..... sickness.... doctors)

[@drewinsur7321]

not gonna undermine the genius behind it, but they use plenty of time to research relevant topics and transform them into disses and references... but godamm still dope af

[@jordevorstenbosch]

@@thisguy1640 Not with these CPU/GPU prices

[@riverbanzachamploo9725]

"the whole world loved you, but you were my friend." gets me to this day.

[@doktahv8837]

Me: *Trying to sleep* My brain: LET ME JUST STEP RIGHT IN

[@addisonq3598]

I'm literally in that situation right now

[@khalifeh22]

😂👌

[@Hilljoona]

Well, you have some serious issues with your brain then. Ask for a good doctor if you have a PC.

[@isabellac.7112]

@@Hilljoona *i see what you did there*

[@santiagobarrios1592]

Same

[@CptDawner]

Steve Jobs: *gets dusted* Everyone else on planet earth: “you’re about 5 years too early.”

[@nightstar9007]

Y e s

[@girthespurr418]

My. Man.

[@retric8534]

Try me : Viva la Vida

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Retric Explain the joke please?? I know the song so I'm pretty sure I'll get it.

[@girthespurr418]

Cedar Franklin In the movie Avengers Endgame, the avengers have to go back in time. In one scene, hulk and another character are discussing a different character from the future who died by dusting away but wasn’t known yet at the time their at. The other character says “your five years too early” when discussing this dead character

[@andrepido747]

Fun fact: you're wondering why this comment had these many likes ;)

[@andrepido747]

@Guinevere unless you live under a rock every character shown so far in ERB is known to the world

[@andrepido747]

@Guinevere again, as I said, unless you used to live under a rock, Jobs was known regardless

[@andrepido747]

@Guinevere do I look like one of ERB crew? Ask them, not me

[@TheLeeGoldman]

Donald Trump vs Biden, Trump introduced himself

[@andrepido747]

@@TheLeeGoldman He doesn't count

[@atomdecay]

This video is absolutely flawless. Every single line is perfect. Every camera angle, every dance move, every edit, every little nuance, it all came together so perfectly here. In a storm of 88 individually genius videos, this one in particular literally COULD NOT BE any better. It's perfect.

[@vanillaswirls792]

“You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple!” “But you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC” Me in 2020 looking at $1200 Apple phones: Well that aged well

[@jeffyt4872]

heheheh that’s what he meant

[@elfmonster1476]

Is this an American joke I am too European to understand?

[@user-ko5xf7yf8z]

@bobo you could buy a second hand Android for half the price of a second hand iPhone

[@user-ko5xf7yf8z]

​@bobo The OS part literally comes down to preference. With Android you can install 3rd party apps easily and you can download music and other shit easily, that's why I personally like Android better but I can see how people who like to keep things simple would like iOS. Also the longevity part is not true at all iPhones are known for having shitty battery life. But hey, if you can afford a luxury brand go ahead no one's gonna stop you.

[@CryoticMienshao]

@VanillaSwirls yeah but: an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[@mangothedango]

"Why'd you name your company after your dick?" is one of the greatest disses and hit harder than Bill's divorce

[@chrismcknight7164]

It took me a few seconds to get that line, but oh boy I don't think I'll be able to hear the name Microsoft again without laughing 😂😂😂

[@ashlynwolff]

Me at first: eeem Windows? I don't get it... Some time later: OMG LOL MICROSOFT 😆😂🤣

[@DollyGuadalupe]

Every time I read "microsoft" I bust out laughing, thanks to this line. 😂😂😂

[@brauliogabriel1740]

Gates killed it when he said "you blow, jobs" that was a great comeback to the punchline, never say "your d!k" at the end when your name is jobs.

[@mafuxd5075]

that’s why he got divorced

[@hozkahilgarri3936]

Me: trying to sleep My brain: "I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

[@Termin8or_115]

Take a look at your history everything you built leads ups to me

[@ButterNugget.]

@@Termin8or_115 I got the power of the mind you could never be

[@ButterNugget.]

@[AP-STUDENT] Joshua Raven Mislang Ill beat you till you singing bout a daisy girl

[@ButterNugget.]

@Drinking Milk nothing you can do to stop it

[@xephenatsu5009]

@@ButterNugget. How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

[@ggonmar]

11 years passed, and this is still the best from these guys

[@Salvidrim]

"How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?" is downright terrifying and prophetic

[@random40s]

That line alone is mad fire 🔥, and SHOULD make people open their cortexes and realize there are forces that direct, and control forces that change everyday people's life courses. 🤣😉

[@ripzmad9846]

Every line from that thing is terrifying if you know the context. "I'll beat your ass in Chess and Jeopardy" There was a robot that defeated the best chess player at the time and also defeated a 3 time jeopardy champion.

[@eddualmeida5790]

@@ripzmad9846 IBM´s Deep Blue. Kasparov was not happy with that one....

[@RamiSlicer]

That's a really good line now that I think about it... Windows cannot win against Linux because it's simply better for everything excluding general users and even then it's almost on-par.

[@HAL-zn6hd]

@Zac Braf hehehehe :)

[@_np7]

9 years later this is still a banger man.

[@_np7]

I never thought this would happen. Thank you ERB, you guys are the best

[@alessbritish228]

@@_np7 no u

[@davoodoh3137]

@@alessbritish228 how did you do that???

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I literally just discovered this, and holy yeah. This is not only funny content, but a legit actual catchy song lol.

[@Sebastianooooooooo]

I actually listen to this in my music playlist. All time favorite!

[@LeBronthemvpboss6]

when the comments are recent yk this is fire.

[@hjl4204]

Damn they hearted this

[@thelssjbroly9873]

@@hjl4204 yeah lol

[@imadbenhalima962]

Odin is with you

[@phexialic8033]

@@imadbenhalima962 Why Odin? Why not Zeus?

[@imadbenhalima962]

@@phexialic8033 Odin is the God of the gods

[@CosmicPrawny]

Still watching this 11 years on. It's by far the best ERB.

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

even the ending "who won? whos next? you decide!" sounds fire

[@Drastic644]

@@Annihilated64-13yearsago every erb has that

[@soul6733]

"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend" After all these years, this line still hit me hard.

[@xxyodagamerxx3819]

The hardest line is probably when jobs said why did you name your company after your dick

[@elgoose2587]

Looks like steve was last online 10 years ago

[@fullmetaltheorist]

@@elgoose2587 Ouch

[@chandruu1995]

How ????

[@Waryfuls2]

@@xxyodagamerxx3819 nah that's the softest lmao

[@ToeTips]

"Well you can still afford a doctor when you buy a PC" No, no, he has a point

[@anmolbajaj1079]

Yeah, a 300$ pc vs a 1000$ mac...

[@jinxabyss1484]

@@anmolbajaj1079 also an apple a day keeps doctor away

[@nightshadow848]

"Well you can still afford a doctor *if you bought a PC"

[@_darcc]

@@jinxabyss1484 It's soo fricken smart

[@lol-de4lo]

That's not how the joke goes

[@fosatech]

*"Daddy, what are clouds made of?"* "Linux servers, mostly."

[@nehuenrivas4891]

I couldn't see that one. That joke must be a .jpeg

[@giuseppegaleotti9149]

--Linux programmers gang

[@norishimogawa6125]

i dont get it

[@fosatech]

@@norishimogawa6125 This is dark magic you need not concern yourself with, Windowian.

[@norishimogawa6125]

@@fosatech i shall turn a blind eye

[@emmisty]

0:36 iphone ipad ipwn ismack 🔥🔥🔥

[@akiramasashi9317]

Props to Bill Gates for going along with this. Really shows great strength of character. Even bigger respect for the Necromancer who raised Steve Jobs though. Delving into his tomb couldn't have been easy.

[@mary-fr1ud]

🤣🤣

[@willreading4958]

Waiting for some idiot to get wooshed by this comment 😂

[@Bob-w9s]

this was recorded before steve job death 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

[@matthewkearney2993]

@@Bob-w9s it wasnt this was a year after his death

[@Bob-w9s]

@@matthewkearney2993 it was recorded before that🤦🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♀🤦‍♂🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦🤦‍♂🤦‍♀🤦

[@bolichexplicativo2449]

"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend..." Men that' s depressing

[@tacolovesfemboys]

Bolichexplicativo ok

[@ambregille549]

Yuppp-

[@davesvens8697]

it kinda makes me shed a tear everytime I listen to it.

[@VRichardsn]

Not really true, though. They were at odds most of the time. It can be said that they respected each other, that much is certain.

[@stjepanr1525]

shut the fuck up not a single person on this planet fucking asked

[@phamxuantung1181]

“Well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc” a reference to both that apple's products are expensive and “an apple a day keep the doctor away”. Simply genius.

[@sircrocodile7625]

Wow, looks like many of these punch lines take a while to be understood deelply!!!! Amazing!!!!!

[@neelgupta7021]

Could also mean if Steve had money left for a good doctor he would be cured 😂😂

[@purplefire3377]

@neel gupta uhhhhh.....

[@Thebest-wc3ow]

Xuân Tùng Phạm Also he mentioned you wont catcha virus on an Apple. So if you can afford a doctor you can threat the virus

[@turf_tf]

Damn, this rap battle was actually very VERY ahead of its time, the battle being "won" by an AI (represented by HAL) very much reflects the current AI takeover we are living in.

[@Entertainment11777]

it's borderline prophetic

[@YuckyBeans]

This will forever be one of the best KZbin videos ever made

[@kylexlm9945]

Ikr

[@crystaljefferphetamine]

All of their videos are extremely high quality, and are definitely some of the best on KZbin.

[@MODERNFLEX]

L

[@SAGE-dy7et]

This is KZbin in its prime

[@paoloalpez6801]

Stranger things bad lip reading thank me later

[@LukaBigPants]

Half of these views are mine

[@theqisha9518]

More like 0000000000000000000000000.12% are yours,haha.

[@LukaBigPants]

I calculated, it's about 0.000017542782%

[@xDocy93x]

You do realise you just typed 12% right?

[@LukaBigPants]

he did x)

[@theqisha9518]

xDocy93x Who?If me it's actually 0.12%

[@valhater9000]

Steve faded before Thanos even snapped *He's ahead of his time*

[@dunkelctankwie8019]

Yawn

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

Harry Potter guess we wait five years...

[@trymex9168]

Technically thanos snapped in the comics decades ago

[@ripcanalgerfesongaymaldito4366]

@@trymex9168 shhh dont let them know

[@angelcastaneda529]

FreezyBoi 3, why would he? He grew up with muggles all his life. And besides, us comic book readers know that Thanos did that to impress Death.

[@thebeesbops]

This song is still amazing over a decade later, that’s actually insane 🫨🫨

[@falconking2888]

'With your second hand jeans' 0:23 Steve Jobs was adopted hence second hand GENES This is truly well written

[@falconking2888]

@FALLSCHIRMJAGER wow nice I didn't notice

[@charlesroberts3650]

Uh, that's G-E-N-E-S, "King".

[@falconking2888]

@@charlesroberts3650 sorry my bad

[@charlesroberts3650]

@@falconking2888 You're a good man for taking it so easy, Kudos my friend.

[@falconking2888]

@@charlesroberts3650 No problem :)

[@LukaBigPants]

This vid is still ERB's main source of youtube cash

[@GESTOPTKANAALDJARO]

at least 100 views are from me

[@fabiokms]

XD

[@LukaBigPants]

that's my name

[@RedNalick]

at least 1,000,000 are from me

[@GESTOPTKANAALDJARO]

they earned more then 150K from this video

[@roy9776]

Fun fact: this and Trump vs Biden were the only battles where the announcer was interrupted

[@stargazersdance]

Yeah, I went back here because it reminded me of this.

yaay politics..i sure do love seeing politics on everywhere man wohoo (!)

[@Nicomanism]

Yeah except....this idea executed better in this than Trump Vs. Biden ERB 2020 vid

[@Nicomanism]

They could've made a similar instrumental to this beat for the Trump Vs. BIDEN erb ; but they followed the norm using a cheesy rap instrumental .

[@roy9776]

Yeah I like trump vs biden more

[@QuietLuxuryyy]

1:18 R.I.P. Steve Jobs

[@Ultimate_Kars]

“Did your fat beard Wozniak writes these raps for you too?” Oof. Best line.

[@hammondclarkson9799]

who is he talking about?

[@charlesscandonejr.7256]

hammond clarkson Steve Wozniak was the brains behind Apple, Steve Jobs was just a marketing guru. Just like Paul Allen was the brains behind Microsoft, Bill Gates just knew how to market it.

[@nidhoggstrike]

@@charlesscandonejr.7256 While Paul Allen definitely deserves way more praise for Microsoft than Bill Gates, it is nowhere near as bad as how Jobs exploited other people for his whole lifer. Jobs might not be hellbound, but I doubt he is out of purgatory yet.

[@charlesscandonejr.7256]

Sindre Flatland I would say that is a pretty good assessment. The movie Pirates of Silicone Valley depicts each of them 100% accurately, and even highlights what Wozniak & Allen did for each company.

[@hammondclarkson9799]

@@charlesscandonejr.7256 ah thanks i didn't know that

[@MusicalBasics]

ERB made some of the most classic videos on KZbin with so much rewatching potential.

[@level1865]

540 likes? And just one reply? I got you.

[@thesecondchairman7930]

707 likes? And just two replies? I got you.

[@Fowleri_Music]

778 likes? And just three replies? I got you.

[@amandapanda5087]

821 likes? And just four replies? I got you.

[@halt4565]

837 likes? And just five replies? I got you.

[@elitealex8985]

I just love the fact that Hal9000 is so calm whilst roasting the shit out of Bill Gates

[@123mirc]

He is calm because his core runs cold. It is hard not to be COOL.

[@randomness0]

@@123mirc I cannot believe it's still not the year of the linux desktop, even after 10 yrs of this dropping, Hal9000 is gonna be dissapointed

[@andreiryancaballero1464]

@@randomness0 Actually, Linux does not need to be on a desktop for "I Stomp On A Mac and a PC too" line to be true. Most supercomputers (like HAL 9000) use the Linux Operating System.

[@randomness0]

@@andreiryancaballero1464 i know, i just meant Linux isn't appreciated enough by most desktop users.

[@calidenwalters5335]

@randomness it's appreciated by pc super users

[@Erickchicas]

Who is still listening to this banger on 2024 !

[@DrewMcIntyre.]

ᴇɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ... This is still the most legendary rap battle of all time.

[@wordsofcheresie936]

Definitely my favorite and HAL in this is beyond epic.

[@zxs4113]

My favourites are joker vs pennywise, MLK vs Ghandi, Trump vs Bidin, Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerburg and Adam vs Eve

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

Agreed. It's my absolute favorite.

[@ldavidtw2000]

Cleopatra, JRR Tolkien are up there with this one

[@sandrad8462]

I also love Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers and I have to say I miss this Content

[@czarthetsar2968]

1:15 First Thanos victim 2012 colorized

[@ftc2450]

Dammit thanos!

[@czarthetsar2968]

Bill I don't feel so good

[@hatetoseeit2343]

Bill should have gone for the head

[@Bigdude0444]

How did I never come back and make this comment myself?!? They really are ahead of their time.

[@goodmankeiaudre9290]

So when i heard hit the time on it i realized that i was 1 second away from that time

[@ryebreadgame7521]

Steve: “Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple.” Me: *Looks at the Apple logo* “oh, that’s how that happened.”

[@dr.gross5101]

Best comment I've seen so far

[@cadencossaboom8819]

Microsoft actually paid quite a bit onto apple to avoid legal issues with them being a monopoly

[@Azzzurae]

no how could a window bite a apple its a inanimate object i rlly dont understand how they could bite off a apple?? like someone please PLEASE PLEASE just explain this to me

[@wilfordsgf]

HAHA

[@marilynnn7187]

_ 🍒 kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4i2oGWJbs6ca7s 🍑 .

[@UnrealRealism]

Steve Jobs never invented or Innovated. Steve Jobs took (literally) ideas from anyone who had any good ones. Mac from Xerox verbatim (including the single button mouse) (so did bill gates but he actually innovated). UI game from Xerox Parc. And this is true for just about every Apple product release. The he 4K VR is just an Oculus Quest Pro … too many years later and at 600% more while paying Pennie’s in China. His company follows in his footsteps. They are REALLY good at marketing and making things “easy” but they don’t deserve credit for anything they release outside of that. IMHO

[@kohlcooke8789]

For some reason HAL's "how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?" sounds really deep

[@pemulis123]

Technology is everywhere and control most of events surrounding you, from flight schedules to power grids. It is practically impossible to go back to the same lifestyle as in the days of old.

[@Soulkeep]

pretty much all tech now run on linux, so if hal were real we're fuck

[@barteke22]

It's hard to define something as 'Linux', but if we just go by a non-strict definition: Android is a Linux based system, most smart devices like TVs (non-smart too), kitchen appliances, washing machines are Linux based. Even Windows is adapting a Linux Kernel.

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

barteke22 actually no. Windows is based on the NT (short for New Technology, in reference to their older 3.xx and 9x kernals) kernal, which was written by Microsoft for business and server use. It has been around since 1992/3, constantly being updated. Linux was created in 1991 and is based on Unix. The two are totally different.

[@olivermharris_]

@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial windows is adapting the kernel of Linux through the WSL beta feature (Windows Subsystem For Linux) which acts as an embedded Linux kernel, allowing you to easily run Ubuntu, Arch and other distributions through the windows application store natively.

[@joeyromo9462]

It’s been so many years but I just realized when Steve Jobs said “I got a PC but it wasn’t from you” he was talking about his pancreatic cancer my god

[@HamzaKhan-bg9fh]

Damnn that line always confused me

[@amazinga3972]

You’re stupid

[@JonatasMonte]

How come the famous gods on earth always develop PC?

[@adisuyash]

And I thought he was talking about NEXT computers...

[@9051team]

@@amazinga3972 why be a rude asshole? Not everyone knows that Steve died from Pancreatic Cancer.

[@Mcyoloswaggy69]

It's been exactly 10 years since this came out. Hard to believe. It's still just so good.

[@lightningmonky7674]

It has aged very gracefully, the best is just really good and all the bars are thought out and legitimately funny

[@Chaaaaase]

"why'd you name your company after your dick" got me

[@barath4545]

"I'm a boss, I own DOS" - has been said so many times at my workplace over the years when someone succeeded with any cmdline task :)

[@lightningmonky7674]

@@barath4545 LMFAOOOOO

[@Vintage_End]

Amen

[@techbro2007]

Best Flow: Steve Jobs Best Disses: Bill Gates Winner: Hal 9000 Loser: Pancreatic Cancer

[@sonicfan809]

Linus Torvalds is Hal 9000

[@XteroBlade2117]

Tbh Steve Jobs for me

[@eggsandfibsh8846]

The only thing wrong about this ERB is that it's too short

[@yeetstreetUSA]

Maybe but I think some of the newer ones are too long for their own good too.

[@theelectrocompany777]

Agreed

[@runninglate9672]

Probably because it's based on MicroSoft lol.

[@OscarMartinez-hk9ey]

This one was pretty long for the time.

[@АлексейНовгородцев-б1х]

@Maxim Elefterion eminem talk fast too, but his rap have not a short video

[@ididitbecause03]

I was just rewatching this after not having listened to ERB in over four years. Even though these rap battles are satirical and educational, the way Bill Gates kinda vent-raps about Steve Jobs dying and how he was his friend is really touching.

[@anthonygrych8724]

The part that got me is when bill gates said: "Fine, you wanna be like that, die then! The whole world loved you, bit you were my friend!"

[@ProjectDarkFox]

@@anthonygrych8724 Really makes going back listening to this an epoch that's only getting rarer

[@justincase1919]

I thought that myself.

[@sebastiangorka200]

bro bill gates was on epsteins island these lines humanize him way more than he deserves

[@mikechansw748]

@@sebastiangorka200 Wtf????!!! Didnt know that. DISGUSTING

[@ComanderRilldo]

no one gonna comment on just how absolutely dope the beat is of this one?

[@akashverma4280]

I click this video everytime whenever I come across it, just love dat beat...

[@KevinJennissen]

Totally. This is my favorite ERB, in no small part due to the beat.

[@digizilla164]

Easily the best of all ERB

[@bobcatdidi8188]

MikebobGaming fruity loops PC!!!

[@noorandraahimsa7562]

Ikr

[@samsoulpactum8409]

Rewatching after a decade. It is still brilliant. Thanks.

[@bran9247]

Youre welcome!

[@breakingman56gaming16]

This rap is one of the best ERB and nostalgic raps.

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

chuchopeco

[@maxtaetle420]

only problem is the kill line sucks

[@amelia-mx5nv]

true. i'd add the one with the philosophers.. that's a great battle

[@drummond3524]

@@amelia-mx5nv "let me be frank, don't start beef with the frank who hangs with b franks giving ladies beef franks" easily my fav verse from this channel ever

[@connorclements3999]

800th like

[@julscatten2640]

Ooh, I can’t believe this is 9 years old. I still think this is the best video ERB ever created. Every line is gold.

[@diegoberrocal8500]

We should get one of these with the new Mac M1 max chips and how they are reshaping the chipset world.

[@diegoberrocal8500]

Apple silicon vs Intel AMD? Or better yet: Intel vs AMD, then Apple silicon comes in to break everything xD

[@user_name35tdekb4]

Yup. This is my favorite

[@termitreter6545]

Idk if its my favorite, but its definitely up with the best. The flow is just amazing, just as the lines.

[@RudyTheNinja]

We need to make this their most popular vid by watching it everyday lol

[@GS-eq9cx]

"The whole world loved you but you were my friend." I actually got the feels from that.

[@daviddobrikismymom4733]

Gabriel Sutherland me too :( it actually made me feel somewhat bad for bill gates

[@KenaiH1]

Top 10 Most Tragic Anime Betrayals

[@gigithedon]

Same it hit me

[@owenroot7749]

The HAL part gives me the chills with the advent of modern AI.

[@jmc042]

was looking for this comment. "how ya gonna shoot me down if I guide the rocket" has been living rent free in my head for years, and it's getting louder

[@zenerva]

"IPhone, IPad, IPwn, ISmack" - This is golden

[@augustlundin]

+Batman Nothings beats "You blow, Jobs" and "How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?"

[@zenerva]

Batman is right xD

[@daydaydominater]

+Privilege when you realise that pc's can be cheaper then apple products and still run perfectly fine.

[@ChrisChromeYT]

I got a Windows 7 gaming over that runs like shit... Probably cuz it is a 4 year old laptop with a broken screen and still has a VGA port if anyone remembers what they are

[@henkka5131]

Linux!!

[@pancake3915]

It still hits me when bill gates said “the whole world loves you but you are my friend” that’s deep

[@ReubenEditZ]

Same 😥

[@habibean]

Bruh that's deeper than the souls of the damned

[@chainzgamer3847]

Very

[@zakariamohammed8030]

Yeah I agree

[@chainzgamer3847]

It’s a rare honor to do that

[@mcclure3510]

This one will always hold a special place in my heart - not just for having one of the sickest beats, match-ups, and structures, but also because it's the only rap (as far as I'm aware) where the combatants acknowledge they're still friends despite tearing into each other

[@theepicshifter1251]

Well there’s Jim Henson VS Stan Lee

[@atillaatescosar5947]

@@theepicshifter1251 also MLK and Gandhi which came literally before this one

[@SioxerNikita]

This is far from the only one as others have pointed out. Even if they didn't, it was relatively common knowledge that Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were friends.

[@elyay7203]

Marten Luther king and ghandi literally hugged it out

[@paulk4864]

@@elyay7203 but Ghandi didn't give a fuck

[@FrontlinePeace]

"I wonder what he meant by 'Let's talk about doctors...because I got a PC but it wasn't from you'? Oh well." *a decade later* "Wait...that line is cold."

[@GokuBlackEdits]

"Beat you in seventeen lines of code" means that was the seventeenth line of his verse! Damn Hal!

[@hanro50]

Hal's lines had some Linux Easter eggs in it... From the reference to the GNU foundation to the fact that it has pretty much taken over every space except the home desktop/netbook space. To the fact that ERB predicted the future 7 years in advance

[@GokuBlackEdits]

@@hanro50 ha absolutely true

[@abdallahzahr6975]

"Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you" he means Pancreas Cancer

[@himanshuvardhan7882]

Abdallah Taleb zahr well that's deep

[@Rapr_f_Sulz]

Abdallah Taleb zahr 420 likes......

[@reginaphalange8955]

Abdallah Taleb zahr *No shit, sherlock*

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Abdallah Taleb zahr *Pancreatic Cancer.

[@uncleclem7381]

Regina Phalange Bruh u didnt know that 🤣

[@allaurely47]

the whole word loved you, but you were my friend. I didn't come here to hear something sad god damn it

[@Kire667]

Microsoft XBox.

[@LGA-v]

Me

[@Lasthorix]

No one cares.

[@allaurely47]

LastLoadout XD bad day?

[@Lasthorix]

aurely caron-parent Yes, I'm sorry.

[@martines2956]

"Why'd name your company after your dlck" took me a second but it's genius

[@wazkangz955]

"Im alone now" Well now that you're getting divorced, now you really are alone.

[@Lepidro]

I'm ur 170th like and ur first comment

[@thepopulationofkazakhstan1116]

i'm ur 225th like and ur second comment

[@littlechi7738]

He has kids but can they challenge his mind????

[@diobrando3685]

Why is he getting divorced?

[@littlechi7738]

@@diobrando3685 he cheated idk nor do I care but maybe ask him he might be willing to speak on it

[@thethespianx9185]

“How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket” is both a fantastic line and a terrifying thought

[@keplyr]

He’s talking about how nasa uses linux

[@patch-files2160]

@@keplyr plus fighter jets and literally any thing important thats not a regular desktop. And toasters!

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@patch-files2160 wait a minute, toasters, *toasters* use Linux?! What?!?!?!?!?!?

[@patch-files2160]

@@DoctorWhoKage smart toasters lol

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@patch-files2160 oh, of *course* there's smart toasters! 🙄 I won't be surprised if they invented smart trash cans! 🙄🙄🙄

[@russquarles1071]

Jobs: "you'll never ever catch a virus on an apple" Gates: " but you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc" Me: "facts"

[@echelon5162]

nah, when you're broke, you feel both

[@T0mahawk3r]

Done

[@selinalau8211]

don't get it

[@Axolotlfishi]

R RussQ This man speaks the truth!!!!!

[@marcus_friis]

If you lived in denmark, it would'nt be a problem (the doctor is free)

[@GummyBearKing1]

(S2) 1. Hitler caught him in the end (S2) 2. Leonidas had me in the first half BUT..... Chief Double teabag him (S2) 3. When I say BARELY!! I mean it like the Wright Bros Turtle stretched for this wins (S2) 4. Elvis is the King of stomping out pop 😮 (S2) 5. The fact they had to given Marylin a 3rd verse and she still couldnt win. That a draw for this one 😂 (S2) 6. Wow Bill won something, too bad in wasnt his court case

[@Freqsheux]

"How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rockets" Is probably one of the most badass lines in ERB history. Lol

[@Cloudwalk9]

Aged like fine wine. SpaceX uses Linux on their guidance computers.

[@roeital5504]

*pulls out a AK, "this is america!"

[@JohnWick-qr4yc]

@@roeital5504 no body using a fuckin AK this ain’t Russia AR-15 would of been more appropriate

[@chewymew]

​​@@JohnWick-qr4yc "Would've" would have been more appropriate

[@blakethesnake6686]

@@JohnWick-qr4yc How are you going to shoot him when AI controls the factories?

[@tatiana2133]

"but you were my friend!" Do ya'll know how sad that is

[@JayPatel-y1d]

that hit a spot that shouldn't have been hit

[@Rxyalronin23]

Yeah it is kinda sad actually

[@isabellac.7112]

*Damn*

[@slickstickstuck]

Never thought about that damn

[@manya6058]

What does that mean? Can you explain..

[@Bixen_Bings]

What kinda made it a bit sad is where bill gates was like : "but you were my friend" showing that he still cares

[@danielbaranov4280]

😭

[@ARiANNA4rmWHiTTiER]

Ikr, their friendship was so sad😭😭😭

[@auntiecarol]

Y'all might be too young for this, but MSFT saved Apple when it was going through its shit spell in the late 90s. IIRC they bought like USD150 billion of stock and agreed to port Office over. If only I'd have know then what I know now!!!!

[@corriedebeer799]

@@auntiecarol office has always been available on Apple computers. Bill did not buy that stock out of any friendship. Microsoft has always developed software for the various Apple platforms. Helping the platform that Microsoft sells a decent amount of programs on survive made total business sense.

[@Nightenstaff]

@@auntiecarol Microsoft saved Apple, in part, trying to avoid being classified as a monopoly.

[@DavidWh-jg4wp]

“The whole world loved you but you were my friend” - that smacked me hard in the feels.