RateMyTakeaway Reveals The WORST Takeaway in the UK!

[@RateMyTakeaway]

Cheers guys

[@Jake-ji9lf]

legend mate

[@BearSharkHybrid]

Tin tin tin

[@jieaktuun]

Smashed it mate

[@amelia3168]

eyup

[@grantsmith360]

What a guy

[@Pieface23]

Sensational, what a hero.

[@jackellis3205]

Up the Pie Yashin

[@durxer7607]

Love ya pieface mate

[@jackfrancoh3176]

He's a good lad wouldn't say he's a hero

[@iddyv6244]

@Hdbzndjdj Hdbdndjdj I reckon they would be class together

[@kbiddinho2658]

@@jackfrancoh3176 well your opinion isn’t fact so we beg to differ

[@jaack]

Danny is OUR king 👑

[@archiefincher7863]

The 🐐

[@amelia3168]

yasss

[@Repofireland]

Ethan Dunne if u watch it ....it tells u who he is ?

[@EIGHTEQ]

​@Ethan Dunne RateMyTakeaway, he gets takeaways and rates them. It's in the name bro

[@RateMyTakeaway]

It was great meeting you guys! 😁

[@sunniertimer598]

I like Danny, but he needs to give a lower rating to the shops that just aren't good. He's such a nice guy he doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but he will save someone else a lot of aggravation if he did.

[@shoobzy3431]

Yeah, he reminds me of Mark wiens where even when you can tell the food isn't good and they aren't enjoying it they'll still give it a far better rating than it deserves.

[@danh9503]

Well it's not his job so nah not really...

[@fasttrackblastback8286]

I think it's just awkward for him to give a bad rating on the spot. He'd be better recording the rating afterwards to cut the emotion out.

[@seabassmcgee3367]

​@danh9503 he goes round rating takeaways on his KZbin channel that he earns money off so yeah it is his job

[@Twirlyhead]

Viz comic used to have a strip about an English guy called Suicidal Syd. In one issue he was trying everything he could think of to get killed and nothing was working. Finaly he stepped over the border to Scotland, bought a pie, took one bite and immediately dropped stone dead on the spot.

[@joepope8134]

This guy has Peter Kay vibes about him. Absolute legend and tells stories so well.

[@williamg209two]

Your a bit late to comment that

[@gulfstream7235]

@@williamg209two True, but give the man a bit of slack, we all need a good cheer up and this fella fills the void no end.

[@usernamepassword9091]

Maybe a bit of Johnny Vegas too

[@Gazshadows]

Thought the same!

[@italianstallion9170]

More like Johnny Vegas

[@Dylan-fc1ce]

Got stitched up by the person who suggested it because it’s known as the worst Chippy in Scotland

[@bigduphusaj162]

Yeah man East West Spice or whatever they are called and that other place in Cambletown behind the B&M shop where the odd shaped roundabout is. They two are known as the worst so I've no idea why he's managed to fall for the troll recommendations😂 Greenock Council is trying to shut this place he's talking about down due to the smell so how he hadn't been warned that it was the worst place is beyond me. They are owned by dinosaurs the guy In Campbeltown lives above the shop and only comes down to catch silly tourists out. He sits in the place with the friar on and doesn't cook anything he talks to all the alkies and just cooks up out of date stuff when people come in. I've genuinely no idea how these places are allowed to stay open given their reputation and complaints by locals. I bet funny handshakes 🤝 is how

[@sharpshooter147]

@@bigduphusaj162 Troll or not bet the food probably better or not now lol

[@DavidL1986]

To me it just seemed a money laundering operation, with the business to ‘cover’ it.. but if they only serve to alchoholics and tourists that kinda makes sense too (but your shooting your self in the foot long run as the tourists will soon stop coming)

[@GroinStrain_]

The best storytellers always seem to have this blokes accent. I love hearing Yorkshiremen talking, no matter what they’re actually saying

[@cokaneisnotthatbad8819]

😂😂😂😂 funny cause it’s true a well

[@gulfstream7235]

You're onto something there squire...

[@danielcave7750]

Thick Yorkshire accent especially Barnsley

[@paulhare7938]

@@danielcave7750 barnsley fucking wakefield has more accent than those i diots barnsley lol

[@kjn6505]

@@paulhare7938 Wakey has a well known accent?! Barnsleys known for having their own dialect/accent surley....

[@kp-vn6hh]

“Probably not change’t oil since war” Classic

[@jacknlife4618]

Have never watched this guy before but knew straight away from that line that I was gonna like him

[@JamieRowlandthejamieusrowlando]

Lmao. I love the Yorkshire dialect of shortening sentences. Danny is a national hero.

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

Brilliant! I’m stealing that one!

[@Scott-qi3wv]

That takeaway shop he went to was a wind up 😂 worst place in Scotland and who ever recommended it is a bad bastard haha

[@mmckay3]

Yeah a real bad bastard. Sent him to the worst place in Scotland 😂

[@simonmassey3747]

Danny is a top bloke and deserves a spot on mainstream telly. 👏. His food adventures are fascinating and very funny. Great interview guys many thanks.

[@CozyHi]

RateMyTakeaway has got the strongest immune system in the country! Love this episode 😂

[@williamg209two]

Hes from Leeds lol

[@nigelstanley3674]

Danny is such a natural and just slips into conversation so easily with his dry humour and ability to spin a tale. Great guest. Well done guys.

[@Jay90210]

As a northener who talks quite like this utter legend, watching you and Stevie loving his stories 80% because of how he says it, is so funny and heartwarming in a way. Great guest, great interview, amazing x

[@iamphoenix6310]

Shame you sound like a man

[@woodvisuals]

Danny is such a top bloke, so genuine and happy all the time its inspiring.

[@Danziii]

Danny is the best guest you've ever had. Bring him back for a part 2 somewhen

[@sengaritchie6824]

I’m so glad you got a good meal in Scotland Danny, as places like the rank one are few & far between, it was absolutely disgusting 🤮 i would have been straight back with it & told them politely where to ram it 🤣 🙈…obviously I’m Scottish &not come across one like that for a very long time, keep doing what your doing as you are just brilliant 🤩

[@Bighandsdown]

For many years the only place I could get good fish a d chips was Scotland. Things have improved again down here. Plenty of dreadful chip shops in England.

[@bugzystalone8915]

I'm English living in Scotland and must say a pizza crunch with a bit of curry sauce is the dog's bollocks 👍

[@EdgyToastie]

Canny whack it mate only shite thing is there's like a handful of actually good chippies in Glasgow n schemes

[@anneg5720]

@@EdgyToastie always best to go to the ones that have won fish of the year award. Have you tried the girvan harbour 1? And also that wee place you get the ferry to milport does an amazing battered smoked haddock 😍😍

[@gingerindian1141]

You will get the best fish and chips in the UK in Scotland. The ginger guy doing the podcast is a total arsehole.

[@astonmartin4360]

So sorry for your lose mate.I lost my wife and son so I know how you feel.Keep doing what you are doing and make your kids happy.All the best !

[@Frontalemonade]

I can confirm as a Scottish person, absolutely not what we like

[@marklamont5064]

Totally agree, the host gets on my nerves too. Danny is quality though

[@21wilks]

He is a real life gem honestly a joy to listen too funny man is him . 😂

[@Molly-kv5si]

I'm so happy you got Danny on the podcast! He's one of those blokes you can listen to all day xD He's hilarious.

[@christophercode3316]

Just had to stop the podcast for laughing so hard and re watch the Scottish takeaway again!!! Danny u are an absolute legend and all the stuff u been through in your life a superstar!!! Can we stop the war for 2minutes!! Hahah had me in stitches..👍👍👍

[@rheostar]

I did the same thing!

[@stevearno100]

I now live in Scotland ( highlands ) for the past 7 years . Its the first time I came across the munchie box. I got one from the Chinese in Fort william one time ..15 snicker for basically chips and few Iceland processed food = nuggets . It was terrible. But have had a few else where and they are fantastic if you find the right place . Like with any takeaway - it needs to have high turn over. Then you know they are changing things like oil , food isn't being kept for a week plus,reheated resold etc etc .

[@stevezephyr]

Brilliant, this is the second podcast I've watched with Danny, me and my lad have visited a couple of places that Danny has given a ten, love it, Danny's an absolute Legend lol!!!!

[@johnnoiom]

So happy to see Danny gain some traction around the UK KZbin scene! What a beast!

[@richardjones3600]

Yes Danny is a legend about time he getting the recognition he deserves

[@LeahShutkever]

I knew this interview was coming!

[@BoredToBitz]

love your vids! :D

[@LeahShutkever]

@@BoredToBitz thank you! 🙌🏽

[@Finggy]

Leah, are you Turkish or Greek?

[@lithiumsourdong]

Is this the closest to Peter Kay we’re gonna get on Happy Hour? Another quality podcast 👍🏻

[@fefeeffefeff8237]

he needs to review kamikaze lager next

[@lithiumsourdong]

@@fefeeffefeff8237 RateMyTakeaway goes to the Phoenix Club, I like the sound of that video lol

[@paulcrawley390]

Danny is one of these guys who you would love to have him as a mate bet you could have a great laugh with him over a beer or two

[@Theskyblueman]

love how he says he cant remember the name of the place but recalls the flaws perfectly

[@spex357]

First time I've heard dri-white for for over 50 years, when I also helped my Father with the Spuds in Church, Oswaldtwistle, lancashire.

[@Deerky23]

East west spice is pretty near my house, could of told him not to go there and save the trip. The place is rank, sad thing is all the school kids go there for lunch!

[@IXSOBAKEDXI]

Aye but if the choice is East West or Barsy chippy, your naw left with much choice really. Liz is a mad Legend though. Edit: Spelling

[@RoryMcAllister88]

@@IXSOBAKEDXI he could of went to giannis ,luigis , orangefield and that so he ahd quite a bit of option

[@Gabos791]

That take away in Scotland is in my hometown in Greenock. No idea how it’s still open

[@Mr.Shows97]

This man is a born comedian.

[@PamelaDixon88]

Danny is such a nice guy, I was gutted he came to Scotland only to have been fed that atrocity lol x

[@kristianhumphreys7984]

British food is terrible and scottish is the worst

[@PamelaDixon88]

@@kristianhumphreys7984 yea ? Ok Kristian

[@davidburton7466]

@@kristianhumphreys7984 you obviously have not had real scottish food then..

[@jackwatsonepic626]

I can't find that on KZbin I want to see it ????

[@PamelaDixon88]

@@jackwatsonepic626 just type in rate my takeaway scotland it’s the 5400 munchiebox video xx

[@IXSOBAKEDXI]

Im from Greenock (the Scottish town this takeaway is in). We all know to avoid this place like that plague, its famously shite in local lore

[@williamg209two]

Give us a name

[@IXSOBAKEDXI]

@@williamg209two East West Spice

[@williamg209two]

@@IXSOBAKEDXI I went and realised he did do the video on it, was prob the first one I watched

[@bluevanguard4229]

It was a place called Greenock in Scotland and the takeaway name is East West Spice. It is well known for being disgusting and cheap in Inverclyde. He should have went to Luigis chip shop or Mazil Tandoori and they are another few great food places.

[@pagey5457]

When someone is naturally funny and at times don’t even realise it, going places this lad 🚀🚀🚀

[@xGribbles]

@@SM-zg7ss Bag of laughs you are.

[@visualsofsamuel]

@@SM-zg7ss sorry mate who are you, the grinch?

[@pagey5457]

@sam Harris S M chowed Down on to many of the Scottish family boxes for four it seems and clouds his judgement 😂

[@visualsofsamuel]

@@pagey5457 oh yeah 😂

[@cjwaywell]

Danny is one of the nicest and funniest guys in the UK so unique and so Northern,

[@yhhhh2057]

The takeaway is called EAST WEST SPICE rather eat sand than eat there 🤣

[@CountryLifeEngland]

I’m going to Google it. I’m a big fan of Danny. Thanks for that information. Have you ever eaten there by the way?

[@yhhhh2057]

@@CountryLifeEngland I got a cone of chips some was chips was cooked and some wasn’t.never went back

[@CountryLifeEngland]

@@yhhhh2057 You should make a KZbin about it.🤣🤣🤣

[@m.e.fbeats8584]

As a Scot , don’t think this is the level . There’s a chain in Glasgow called blue lagoon that’s quality( famous for Justin bieber going there once after a show) and chippys up north are class too .

[@jamiem2023]

Aye Blue Lagoon is class

[@TheDOJ-n9teen6t8]

TOTALLY on the level, watch the clip on youtube. It was undercooked kak. Never mind JBeib, if god would of took baby J, to that shithole foodery establishment, god would of been really annoyed.

[@m.e.fbeats8584]

@@TheDOJ-n9teen6t8 aye Ik that place was pish, am saying that’s not representative of Scottish chippys as a whole , imo of course

[@TheDOJ-n9teen6t8]

@@m.e.fbeats8584 Fair Crompton

[@DC42087]

Thats 1. 90% is shite

[@idiotstalkcars49]

this man reminds me so much of karl pilkington, i know he has a northern accent like karl but the way he speaks and the way he puts across what he's thinking is very reminiscent to karl. what a man danny is, deserves the world.

[@williamg209two]

Hes from a completely different part of the north could be why, Karl is from Manchester and this guy is from leeds

[@jshaw4757]

"Cracked this burger open"...Danny got jokes

[@truckerdaddy-akajohninqueb4793]

Lads, help the man build his channel and put his URL in the description 😮👍

[@ryanlynch5401]

He never gives a bad review . If you watch him enough you can tell his signs what's good and what's not. To the untrained eye you think he likes it but if you know his show you know it's not the best.

[@pablohanc]

I remember that review. I felt like throwing up watching it. Love Danny's reviews.

[@ianreid]

I remember that episode. As a chef i was horrified at the state of the food before Danny even started eating it. Even pigs would have turned up their noses on it

[@wendyw5463]

That was funny that episode. Danny's face was a picture. He was too polite.😆😆😆

[@zxvsd]

could imagine that 6:58 Danny- "Hiya mate, ive been told to come down and try you terrible takeaway, whats best on the menu?"

[@SalzDaKid]

i first started watching this guy like a couple months ago when was he at like 70k subs crazy how big hes grown

[@Mr.Shows97]

You can't hate this man.

[@bardistass]

“….So yeah, it got a one” 😂😂😂😂

[@cockayne747]

He gave it 2

[@Draksie]

as a scot, some places just cant do fried pizza, when you get somewhere that actually does it well its great, but as RateMyTakeaway said, some places just go and buy the cheapest pizza they can get

[@MichaelNealeYT]

I remember using liquid Drywite when working in a chip shop. Give it a whiff and you'll be on the floor convulsing. That shit is horrid! Glad we only used it if the chips would be kept overnight. Most of the time we knew how much we would need and would only chip enough for that day

[@19822andy]

Drywite isn't that bad mate. If you don't use it and keep your chips in the water you destroy your oil. A 15 minute bath is all it takes then you take your bung out your bucket and hose it all down. I'm not sure I've seen liquid drywite. Always used all seasons or standard drywite.

[@andrewdavies3584]

Imagine owning that Scottish Chippy and hearing his line about the oil change since war..... K.O. 😂

[@vitocorleone7040]

Deep fried pizza isn’t like that at all. I’ve never had grease dripping from a deep fried pizza at the chippy. That munchy box though looked absolutely disgusting

[@theogmonk4299]

Think the description was more directed at what that place did lol or maybe he had just had bad experience, ordered pizza from a 4 star hotel once could see from the plating area the chef de boxing it from a Tesco box 🤣

[@niall-b4902]

Absolutely love this guy, seen him sat outside salahs Bradford.. mad man 🤣

[@mikeydapikey]

More honest reviews from him thanks fella please don't be shy !!

[@TheStickman1998]

That muchie box place is around the corner from me, it's called "East West Spice" in Greenock.

[@100178020959]

Heart attack in a box

[@connorc4044]

Yes this was definitely a one time thing, takeaways here tend to be really good, I have family down in England and there has only been a couple places I’d say was better than places near me.

[@dannyjay3754]

England has the best takeaways not even close

[@connorc4044]

@@dannyjay3754 someone’s clearly never had a haggis pizza 🤷

[@victoriaroberts822]

@@connorc4044 flippin heck mate that sounds shite

[@dannyjay3754]

@@connorc4044 sounds awful!!!

[@connorc4044]

@@dannyjay3754 don’t knock it till you try it haha

[@wolverine4286]

I love this story. That take away is 8 minute drive from my house and even after all that time, it's still an absolutely discussing place to eat from. No shame at all. Plenty other decent takeaways around town/area.

[@taurus1298]

My hero Danny still his biggest fan since day one

[@raymondharrington4507]

Unlucky for letting go of ings

[@connora5752]

Was that sticks n sushi you were talking about in cambridge? I go there all the time its actually so nice

[@midnight8867]

Pizza crunch is outstanding I will die on this hill

[@Rydonattelo]

Pizza chrunch is nice when done rights, so is hamburger in batter.

[@tabeecorr6611]

Glad Danny's latest review in Scotland was perhaps his best takeaway yet. Hopefully put one over that Blonde Sassenach knocking the Jocks.

[@blackbob3358]

just another rascist, mrs Corr ?...can't you see the contradiction in that statement ? think about it, flower, you're actually in the boat as ya man. !!

[@chevchelios1285]

@@blackbob3358 he’s not wrong though, jack was clearly trying to stereotype there implying that all Scottish people eat is rotten greasy food covered in batter

[@tabeecorr6611]

@@blackbob3358 Obviously you don't get the light hearted banter from the other side of Hadrian's Wonderwall.

[@stewartjones2370]

Aye shite banter England has some shite food to

[@archiewilson4363]

Munchy boxes are so good usually, giving Scotland a bad rep 😒😔

[@a92ksav54]

I could smell the oil and i don't think they had changed it since war 🤣 Danny ur a legend

[@scottyncc]

Have to say, as a scot, if you get the right place then a pizza crunch is heaven. Bottle of bru and curry sauce, job done.

[@kennybutler8458]

Mate pizza crunch is good at the time but yh feel like shite after it lol yh just feel dirty 😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@richburford797]

Mans an honest legend! 👍🏻

[@matthewrogan7150]

Legend- followed Danny since 3k so glad he blew up, lovely guy

[@kieranharrison8796]

The name of the place is “East West Spice” which is based in Greenock where i live and i can also confirm it is honestly terrible😂😂😂😂

[@arranlamont7094]

Best Kebab across from the Galaries in Ggow came to mind.

[@billyhalliday284]

Up the Greenock Morton

[@bigphil9714]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpOakmShmNRsgZY This is the episode in question if anyone was wondering 👍🏻

[@connorbryden5198]

The true goat had made his way the goat of podcasts

[@belag9607]

as soon as i saw Rate My Takeaway's video with the boys i was waiting for this

[@UnconfinedMC]

THE KING ON THE PODCAST

[@seanbaird6741]

A bottle of what they call “juice” 😂😂😂😂

[@connorharris2119]

I went to east and spice up in Greenock, it was so greasy salt all over the stuff.

[@connorharris2119]

It’s east and spice I believe me and my dad hardly ate any of the food it was the most calorific meal in the uk

[@mmd-pne4998]

Watch both you and rate my takeaway this was the podcast I didn't know I needed

[@escherpainting8622]

"probably not changed oil since war" amazing.

[@HapneyHo]

I already knew which video/review he was going to talk about. That looked brutal. I'll never forget the state of that burger

[@show-pv7ny]

Title of that video?

[@HapneyHo]

@@show-pv7ny the family munchie box in Scotland

[@cpcampbell3]

Is this about his video titled “travelling to Scotland to try a 5,400 calorie munchie box”?

[@194_jason_]

Yeah

[@ali5on]

Thank you for the link

[@davidwood4415]

Great podcast very funny .poor Danny gad a bad meal in Scotland.He will defo find a better place to go and eat.Keep up the good work and we will all be still watching 👀👍

[@dan_venturez]

He's puts out some quality content. Seems like such a top bloke as well.

[@lordprettyflackojodye9461]

This guy is a living legend

[@MERKthatDUCK]

never personally seen a channel blow up like his, was insane to watch his sub count change daily. deserves it all though, so effortlessly funny, informative and comforting, is a great channel

[@michaelfaulkner3119]

Ye man I remember this one, Scotland, iron bru, and a box full of fowl.

[@gavincole2659]

I could listen and watch his shows all day long

[@camfn5449]

Yo thanks for another banger !!!

[@brickhead48]

Mans risking his life to provide us with this information, what a legend!

[@gavinm91]

A good pizza crunch is phenomenal 😍

[@kristianhumphreys7984]

Embarrasing british food 😂

[@Tony-xj2rc]

Danny, try the Chinese Takeaway Yang City on Warmsworth Road, Doncaster, it's the pits!!. It used to be called Sunbo, and back then the food was absolutely great, but since re-opening as Yang City, it's disgusting!!.

[@Wakeywines]

The most Yorkshire guy ever 😂😂😂 proud to be from yorkshire

[@williamg209two]

You can understand him so he's not the most Yorkshire guy lol

[@Tom-jc3nm]

Great video love Danny and happy hour good to see

[@joetrp-3553]

BACK ON ROAD AGAIN!!!!

[@Bootysmoothie]

I don't remember if the clip is in here where jack says sauce more like source, when i heard that i had to rethink the word lol

[@marcdunn205]

In scotland the best chippy's are always on the coast line 💯

[@MrNewVegas101]

The Highlands have some belter Chippy's

[@vaunmalone3064]

The Scottish box was All the same Brown Stodge! Absolutely vile! It was definitely the worst!

[@JLR-gf3le]

What a legend he is

[@JosephMcEwan]

you just know Iron Bru is good when it saves a takeaway shop from a 1 start