Ray Comfort on the Banana, in context [HQ]

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Ray Comfort

Ray Comfort

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This video is an extract from Season 1, Episode 7 (Atheism) of the television program 'Way of the Master', by Raymond Comfort and Kirk Cameron, copyright ©2006-2011. The uploader makes no claims over the ownership of the contents of this video.
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This video is an upload of the well known 'Banana Man' and his theory about bananas. Other copies of this clip show only the banana-related segment, and do not include the context (specifically, the segment before on soda cans). On his blog, Ray Comfort claims that his claims have been taken out of context, and that this is an atheist ploy to make a monkey out of him.
Thus, this upload contains the segments before and after the banana segment, to provide context for his claims. This video is also of higher video and audio quality than other uploads

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@galaxyspirals9595
@galaxyspirals9595 9 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, isn't the modern banana artificially selected by humans?
@188basstrom
@188basstrom 9 жыл бұрын
Galaxy Spirals yes it's known as the Cavendish
@FidelCattto
@FidelCattto 9 жыл бұрын
+Galaxy Spirals yes yes it is and it is the second banana we have mass produced the first one died off so we had to pick a new one this current one wasn't seen too favorably before then
@mrvirus888
@mrvirus888 9 жыл бұрын
Fucking shhhh mate!
@188basstrom
@188basstrom 9 жыл бұрын
+dyndo101 looks we may have pick another one pretty soon
@FidelCattto
@FidelCattto 9 жыл бұрын
yep I heard about that
@Mechaghostman2
@Mechaghostman2 9 жыл бұрын
Even in context this seems like a Monty Python skit.
@188basstrom
@188basstrom 9 жыл бұрын
Mechaghostman2 John Cleese is an atheist
@thegoldendarsh2179
@thegoldendarsh2179 9 жыл бұрын
+188basstrom he just stole this from Dawkins
@vicseay8212
@vicseay8212 6 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought. It's still idiotic. What a dumbass!!
@Somerandomnobodyonyoutube
@Somerandomnobodyonyoutube 5 жыл бұрын
God: get on with it!
@petterkristiansson4000
@petterkristiansson4000 4 жыл бұрын
It's quite easy to defend yourself against a man attacking you with a banana. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You've now rendered him 'elpless!
@rofl22rofl22
@rofl22rofl22 5 жыл бұрын
"Behold, the atheist's nightmare!" Comedy gold. Every once in a while I come back to this video just to laugh at this line.
@damob5969
@damob5969 4 жыл бұрын
If you like this, you'll probably get a good laugh out of the Friends Of Science channel too
@jkahl5596
@jkahl5596 4 жыл бұрын
@@damob5969 its kinda annoying when people go oh hes stupid bananas were actually genetically engineered that way. Like Ray made a video on this. It was just a joke and not meant to be taken seriously
@jkahl5596
@jkahl5596 4 жыл бұрын
It is pretty funny
@lazyh-online4839
@lazyh-online4839 4 жыл бұрын
@@jkahl5596 so he deliberately uses incorrect examples that disprove his point as a joke? Sounds more like an excuse than an explanation.
@Jimages_uk
@Jimages_uk 4 жыл бұрын
He is the gift that keeps on giving.
@BrendanWhelan
@BrendanWhelan 9 жыл бұрын
The Creationists' Nightmare: The Pineapple
@ApexHerbivore
@ApexHerbivore 9 жыл бұрын
This.
@bustermyth9503
@bustermyth9503 9 жыл бұрын
the creationists' nightmare: science
@COLEEN322
@COLEEN322 9 жыл бұрын
lol classic
@theo9952
@theo9952 9 жыл бұрын
Another even worse than the pineapple, creationist's nightmare : THE PRICKLY PEAR !
@COLEEN322
@COLEEN322 9 жыл бұрын
theo9952 lol the possibilities are endless but why did god invent dog shit then?
@b.p.emma.
@b.p.emma. 3 жыл бұрын
it fits as perfectly into our hands as cancer does into our cells
@sarahforg4643
@sarahforg4643 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought we’re all just cells inside of a giant God and I know I’m a cancer cell I work hard at my job
@b.p.emma.
@b.p.emma. 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahforg4643 gods immune system needs to do a better job at purging you it seems lol
@sarahforg4643
@sarahforg4643 2 жыл бұрын
@@b.p.emma. I tried to rid myself for him but I don’t die I’m starting to think I’m immortal Punishment for sin look for death find immortality
@b.p.emma.
@b.p.emma. 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahforg4643 then congratulations, you are stronger than god 🙂
@davidstevenson5830
@davidstevenson5830 2 жыл бұрын
@@b.p.emma. Every living and non living thing is stronger than any god.
@cabcalloway674
@cabcalloway674 5 жыл бұрын
"If it's designed, there must be a designer." Interesting that he brought that up because that's a cavendish banana and you most certainly won't find it growing on any wild banana tree. Wild bananas are often small, starchy, and filled with big hard seeds that take up most of the space. That is to say, they could hardly be described as being "intelligently designed" at all. This same concept applies to essentially all of the produce we eat today, with wild counterparts being far less ideal for consumption than we'd expect. Perhaps the bananas we eat are so perfect for human consumption because they were actually designed by humans.
@afelias
@afelias 4 жыл бұрын
You can also look up the Saba banana, in the Philippines we still eat them. You gotta boil em to eat them because they're so starchy. They're like potatoes. The modern cultivated banana has a lot more sugar. It took a lot of breeding to get it that way.
@edmundoftheangles7977
@edmundoftheangles7977 4 жыл бұрын
But the earth as a whole is perfectly place for human life... Hang on are you actually a Christian trolling here. Your comment shows that God must exist
@cabcalloway674
@cabcalloway674 4 жыл бұрын
​@@edmundoftheangles7977 How exactly is the Earth "perfect for human life"? I'd argue that there are many parts of the world that are very hostile environments to live in (or are entirely uninhabitable) and that 75% of the Earth is covered in salt water which does not support human life at all. If anything, it's humans who are well adapted to the various environments of the Earth, but even then, some are simply too extreme. You'd think a planet designed just for us by an intelligent creator would allow for a much greater area for us to settle. What good is making a planet just for humans if you make it so most of the planet is uninhabitable? I won't accept any "God works in mysterious ways and did it to push us to explore" nonsense.
@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 4 жыл бұрын
And they implied that those who questioned their beliefs are the ones who are not intellectuals, and the intellectuals are they, they who cannot make a correct notion about a banana 😆
@rappingbagel
@rappingbagel 4 жыл бұрын
​@@edmundoftheangles7977 Earth isn't as a whole perfect for human life- we develop cancer because too much of our own sun is literally toxic to us. We have microbes and pathogens which can consume our flesh. There are more parasites on earth than any other type of creature. There's literally a species of maggot that lays its eggs on a mosquito, so when the mosquito drinks human blood, the maggot can burrow under human skin and turn into a big boil and then hatch out as a fly. We already know evolution exists - otherwise you couldn't have chihuahuas and great danes and bulldogs and whatever else. You wouldn't need a flu shot, and there would be fewer colors and patterns of flowers. Selective breeding exists. So why don't the rules apply to us?
@digglyda
@digglyda 8 жыл бұрын
I guess when God made the Pineapple he was having a bad day.
@Alaine5811
@Alaine5811 8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@christopherrankin1468
@christopherrankin1468 8 жыл бұрын
God snuck in carcinogenic "B17" into apples, which was an attempt to kill the stupid people like Kent and Eric Hovind.
@CHINESEDUDEZ8897
@CHINESEDUDEZ8897 8 жыл бұрын
+Christopher Rankin Haha yes well said man
@Hugh7777
@Hugh7777 8 жыл бұрын
Or the coconut, at least as far as openability goes.
@mistermadness677
@mistermadness677 8 жыл бұрын
Pineapples aren't supposed to be picked until a specific time. And animals would eat them too early if they weren't the way they were. Besides, please explain the banana. Can you? Or will you just run in terror as you hug some other fruit that's easier for you to criticize?
@TolvirRam
@TolvirRam 9 жыл бұрын
Behold, the creationists nightmare - a watermelon: 1) You can't hold a watermelon with one hand. 2) You can't tell if it's ripe just by looking at it. 3) It doesn't have a tab on the top of it, which you can use to peel the watermelon. 4) You can't even peel a watermelon with your hand while holding it with your other hand. You will need a tool like a knife. 5) When you cut it open, it just squirts all over the table. 6) It's too big to fit in your mouth to have a bite. You must cut it into smaller pieces. 7) If you cut it in slices too big, your mouth gets dirty when you take a bite. The juice drips over your cheeks, your fingers, on your lap, on the floor. Everything gets sticky. 8) It has inedible seeds in it, which you must spit out or clean them out before you eat it. 9) If you eat too much, you must pee constantly. Is this the proof for a dumb designer or for a non-existent designer?
@andrewhawes3134
@andrewhawes3134 9 жыл бұрын
+Ričards Teilis Silly atheist, this is obviously why God made goats with horns. You're supposed to use the horns to break pieces of the watermelon off, and then you impale the watermelon pieces on the horns so you can conveniently eat them.
@TolvirRam
@TolvirRam 9 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Hawes "So shalt thou let a goat help you to eat a watermelon" - Leviticus 12-5. Yeah, you're right o_0
@hornyatheist9982
@hornyatheist9982 9 жыл бұрын
+Ričards Teilis Ray Comfort.. his gods nightmare ..
@andrewhawes3134
@andrewhawes3134 9 жыл бұрын
Ričards Teilis Yes, it's a relatively obscure passage. Most people don't know about it. They call themselves Christians, but they don't even know how Yahweh wants them to eat a watermelon. You obviously use a goat. It's self-evident.
@bananadragonfromjupiter
@bananadragonfromjupiter 9 жыл бұрын
+Ričards Teilis so what? it's just a big though fruit, anything you said will not stop me from eating it and that's just one of the reasons why KFIFES exist, besides, you can break it if you just let it fall to the ground...wait, what were you meant to prove whith this comment at all?
@mikek3974
@mikek3974 5 жыл бұрын
"You see Kirk, it fits right in your mouth. But the beauty of God's creation doesnt end there. If it goes in too far, you gag! God has made clear how far you're supposed to take it. The evidence of God's creation is right there in your mouth!"
@mick2spic
@mick2spic 4 жыл бұрын
Kirk was feeling a little tingle in his no no spot.
@royythaboi7163
@royythaboi7163 3 жыл бұрын
😂😭🤦‍♂️
@trippedout3384
@trippedout3384 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@TheAwesome45
@TheAwesome45 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, so God meant for no one to have blowjobs?
@waterwater8911
@waterwater8911 3 жыл бұрын
why would you do this
@bugcake006
@bugcake006 5 жыл бұрын
"and it's even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier" I'm dying xD
@markfj3210
@markfj3210 4 жыл бұрын
It was when he put his face down next to it and opened his mouth, bet Kirk was loving that 😅
@i8ittoo
@i8ittoo 4 жыл бұрын
Kirk couldn't sit still.
@ichigo449
@ichigo449 4 жыл бұрын
He has the mustache already. Just needs the assless chaps
@0x777
@0x777 4 жыл бұрын
I don't dare to ponder where he thinks the cucumber goes with its perfect shape.
@mick2spic
@mick2spic 4 жыл бұрын
This video was just an exercise to turn Kirk on and get in his pants that night. “You know what else is curved and fits perfectly in my mouth Kirk...”
@godlessheathen8150
@godlessheathen8150 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder where God wanted us to put a coconut then ???
@Madway
@Madway 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Smith To use to stone people to death as an alternative to rocks obviously.
@johnyoung3459
@johnyoung3459 7 жыл бұрын
"eating coconuts is a sin, said god"-Rangus 4-4
@insaneinthemembrane682
@insaneinthemembrane682 7 жыл бұрын
John Young Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
@howardmodiano104
@howardmodiano104 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Smith , xvdh nmmm
@calebcain4729
@calebcain4729 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, stone people with them, and get a nice post-stoning snack, as evidence you've done the right thing.
@robertbrimlow6851
@robertbrimlow6851 2 жыл бұрын
And the banana "has a point at the top for ease of entry", it's "just the right shape for the human mouth", and "it's even curved toward the face..." I nearly died, especially when he made an "O" with his mouth to demonstrate! I thought he was going to go down on it! The comedy writes itself!
@1x1boop28
@1x1boop28 2 жыл бұрын
no, it it really didnt... thats the point... this is a comedy skit, hers one he did in front of a live audience kzbin.infoUgkxtgqhvvrewSR6bOeNge9n2pdVPU214O2j
@Silver77cyn
@Silver77cyn Жыл бұрын
😏
@jasonshearin9107
@jasonshearin9107 Жыл бұрын
It'd not comedy. He was dead serious. He's a serious idiot.
@jasonshearin9107
@jasonshearin9107 Жыл бұрын
@@1x1boop28 no, it isn't
@BipolarCourage
@BipolarCourage Жыл бұрын
but it doesn't squirt in your face. He's been doing this skit since at least the 80s when I first heard it. I was too naive and innocent to pick up on the homoerotic overtones back then
@BedlamAndBones
@BedlamAndBones 9 жыл бұрын
So, if the banana was 'intelligently' designed to fit the human hand, why is masturbation a sin?
@maxlatour7912
@maxlatour7912 6 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm in tears :)
@rachelcatleyquinn9520
@rachelcatleyquinn9520 6 жыл бұрын
Content squirts in your face.
@flyinggabriel8788
@flyinggabriel8788 6 жыл бұрын
Clearly our arms are too long.
@the_player_xd_1520
@the_player_xd_1520 6 жыл бұрын
Masturbation is never mention on the Bible but when you masturbate what do u do? Lust
@Tawadeb
@Tawadeb 6 жыл бұрын
Garrett Johnson because God wants us to be self controlled and holy
@StormsandSaugeye
@StormsandSaugeye 4 жыл бұрын
The context makes it even more hilarious. Especially when you consider the fact that the Banana is an artificially selected organism which has lost its original purpose.
@TheJessMysta
@TheJessMysta 3 жыл бұрын
What was it's original purpose?
@StormsandSaugeye
@StormsandSaugeye 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJessMysta the original banana used the covering to protect from salt water environments and to ensure that the seeds would not be damaged in transport. The pulpy fruit allowed for simple nutrients as the seed took root. The modern banana does not have seeds. Which produces reproduction problems, resulting in tuber propagation being the only viable means of continuing the species.
@TheJessMysta
@TheJessMysta 3 жыл бұрын
@@StormsandSaugeye interesting stuff! But I'm assuming they have always been edible?
@StormsandSaugeye
@StormsandSaugeye 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJessMysta The pulpy bits were. But it took a number of generations for the banana as we know it today to come into existence.
@marsouinmalin5598
@marsouinmalin5598 3 жыл бұрын
@@StormsandSaugeye Could a disease wipe out a banana plantation ? Since they're genetically identical, you know
@chadramos5748
@chadramos5748 5 жыл бұрын
therefore these things are not for eating: pistachios, walnuts, durians, pineapples, coconuts...
@Trollolguy
@Trollolguy 8 жыл бұрын
What's killing is that the banana that he's showing us, is an hybridation designed by Man X'D
@ibsnoozend4562
@ibsnoozend4562 8 жыл бұрын
Irony, how I love you so.
@godexists2177
@godexists2177 6 жыл бұрын
and man was created by God.
@colton7373
@colton7373 5 жыл бұрын
Maximum you’re on your way to Hell if you don’t repent and believe the gospel, if you need proof then you aren’t fit to be a follower of Christ. God’s wrath that is directed toward you and me was poured out on His only begotten Son so that whoever believes in Jesus will not perish but have everlasting life. If you don’t believe you are going to be eternally tormented, who would willfully let that happen to them? People who willfully reject their Maker. It’s only fair.
@rynin8019
@rynin8019 5 жыл бұрын
@@colton7373 Why should anyone believe things without evidence? Are you saying that God has really created a system where you just kinda have to decide he probably exists without having any reason to believe it? And if you don't - if you suspend belief for a lack of evidence - you're subject to eternal torment?? Really?
@colton7373
@colton7373 5 жыл бұрын
Rynin yes. Salvation comes by faith in Jesus Christ. The world system which satan has authority over is intricately set up to blind peoples’ eyes and to cause people to willfully reject the free gift of salvation. The reason people are subject to eternal torment for not believing is because of our sin, which our Holy and Righteous God can not tolerate. therefore He provided His only begotten Son as a living sacrifice to fulfill all of those laws and regulations, which is impossible for carnal men, so that whoever places their faith in the Son Jesus Christ will not perish but have everlasting life.
@saintofconsequence
@saintofconsequence 9 жыл бұрын
Does anyone ever wonder if Ray Comfort is really a comedian doing a parody?
@andrewhawes3134
@andrewhawes3134 9 жыл бұрын
+saintofconsequence I always wonder if people like this are actual idiots or genius trolls. Unfortunately, I think it's probably the former.
@Ablechrono
@Ablechrono 8 жыл бұрын
+Phillip Scott Hahahhahha!!! I literally burst out laughing at that one!
@kippanb-lund3880
@kippanb-lund3880 6 жыл бұрын
First time i watched this i was convinced it was a comedy show, never ever thought grown up people would record something like this as anything other then parody for giggles and laughs ..... Jesus fuck very very very scary .....
@zoe.h.nelson04
@zoe.h.nelson04 6 жыл бұрын
I sure hope so, otherwise... oh poor Ray.
@munkpuppy
@munkpuppy 5 жыл бұрын
Ray Comfort has been shown the folly of his hypothesis. The banana was selectively bred by humans. He now does this same demonstration as a comedy routine.
@ShepardDrake
@ShepardDrake 3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video to laugh a few times every year. It's almost become like, a holiday. The thing that KILLS me every time is Ray's gloriously oblivious phallic and sexual innuendo, and Kirk trying so hard not to laugh at it. 🤣
@joeybboy3433
@joeybboy3433 2 жыл бұрын
Do you like the Catcher in the Rye?
@KayDejaVu
@KayDejaVu 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JustSean714
@JustSean714 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXqlmGuCZ96rgKM
@TheSupernr17
@TheSupernr17 Жыл бұрын
true lol i have the same feeling when somebody tells me that he is vaccinated and corona is real loooool
@dmnhntr86
@dmnhntr86 Жыл бұрын
Nah, he's one hundred percent correct that it was made that shape to easily enter the mouth, he just didn't realize that penises were made to go in the mouth too 😂
@jaylagan5899
@jaylagan5899 10 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Ray Comfort claims atheists took his banana shtick out of context. Then, right at the end of the video they take Charles Darwin's quote wildly out of context!
@raycomfort6901
@raycomfort6901 10 жыл бұрын
I know! It just goes against my common sense and logic!
@RomoWasntBuiltInADay
@RomoWasntBuiltInADay 9 жыл бұрын
Ray Comfort this is embarrassing. really? 9 million species on earth (not counting extinct species) and we are "god's" favorites to the point he made a banana specifically for us hahah. that is arrogance at its finest.
@TVlord5
@TVlord5 9 жыл бұрын
Jay Lagan I like how it's just as stupid in "context." It was obvious what his point was anyway and it was still stupid.
@yoji0
@yoji0 9 жыл бұрын
Darwin does sound skeptical and unsure when you chop off half of the quote.
@Siberius-
@Siberius- 9 жыл бұрын
I good video on that quote is from The Atheist Experience. KZbin: " Quote Mining Darwin: 'Evolution Of The Eye Absurd In The Highest Degree' " Edit: I'm muting this thread now, so no more replies from me (this wasn't my last comment).
@samwiseshanti
@samwiseshanti 8 жыл бұрын
The only way this could be funnier is if he had dropped the banana!
@ibsnoozend4562
@ibsnoozend4562 8 жыл бұрын
Pranked! " My nigga you just got pranked"
@echelon2k8
@echelon2k8 6 жыл бұрын
That would have been the first thing he would have edited out.
@deanatkinsonfilm5403
@deanatkinsonfilm5403 6 жыл бұрын
I could think of some other stuff with the banana that would have Made it funnier.
@ThePlim62
@ThePlim62 6 жыл бұрын
I just spat my coffee. This so warrants a comedy sketch.
@Nemesisangel19
@Nemesisangel19 6 жыл бұрын
Im betting he's dropped the soap a few times.
@kayongofwoloshi693
@kayongofwoloshi693 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣"the contents dont squirt on your face"
@mikewilliams3970
@mikewilliams3970 4 жыл бұрын
😷
@XlXBlueManXlX
@XlXBlueManXlX 8 жыл бұрын
I can take things out of context as well. From 0:07 Kirk says "To believe in god, you've really got to ignore the facts"
@patrickbateman4541
@patrickbateman4541 8 жыл бұрын
ahahaha
@XlXBlueManXlX
@XlXBlueManXlX 8 жыл бұрын
Benny McAllister Actually I've selectively quoted him to make it look like he said something else. Entirely the same thing that Mike Seaver does when quoting Darwin. What he quoted was a rhetorical set up for his actual point that in essence says to look at evolution as one massive leap is stupid, to look at it's incremental improvements make perfect sense. Also, my mind was only closed to dogma after I finished the book.
@jasonbladzinski5336
@jasonbladzinski5336 5 жыл бұрын
@Pacem Terris Actually, that's pretty much what Kirk said. Evidence and god don't mix.
@justmeandthethree
@justmeandthethree 3 жыл бұрын
We initially tried to raise our children as Christians, but then they learned to read.
@JesseStu
@JesseStu 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the importance of context. Like the Darwin quote at 2:36
@MysticJabulon
@MysticJabulon 8 жыл бұрын
... and then Darwin continues: "When it wasfirst said that the sun stood still and the world turned round, the commonsense of mankind declared the doctrine false; but the old saying of Voxpopuli, vox Dei, as every philosopher knows, cannot be trusted in science.Reason tells me, that if numerous gradations from a simple and imperfecteye to one complex and perfect can be shown to exist, each grade beinguseful to its possessor, as is certainly the case; if further, the eyeever varies and the variations be inherited, as is likewise certainly thecase; and if such variations should be useful to any animal under changing conditions of life, then the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory." Oddly enough, that bit isn't quoted nearly as often...
@bonk369
@bonk369 5 жыл бұрын
@Mighty Raccoon Charles Darwin basically states that natural selection seems like a very far-fetched explanation for the existence of the complex human eye (which is in no way perfect, despite whatever some humans believe), at least for the time when he wrote "On The Origin of Species". HOWEVER, if a multitude of minute changes happens to a primitive form of an eye throughout several generations, which are also beneficial in relation to the environment in which these particular animals live wherein these mutations take place, then the theory of natural selection doesn´t seem so far-fetched after all. TL;DR: The explanation that a simple and primitive eye might change into a complex eye could seem quite plausible when taking into account the many generations necessary, especially compared to if such a change were to happen "overnight".
@sukritmanikandan3184
@sukritmanikandan3184 5 жыл бұрын
Truth. The 'admittance' of Darwin not being able to explain the eye is a cherry-pick if I ever saw one. If they wanted to point to a difficulty, they could point to a peacock's hindering tail, or a toucan's unnecessarily large beak. Of course, these constitute design flaws, impossible by a perfect creator, but have come to be explained by the phenomenon of sexual selection. The theists are trapped both ways lol. Quoting Aron Ra, 'What a tangled web we weave, when we are paid to decieve.'
@vumerion5481
@vumerion5481 Жыл бұрын
This need to go up. And a little word for everyone : When you quote an author, you should read him/her first. When you take a historical event as an example, you should read the history books. That's for you, Darwin-quote-cutters. And for you, I'm-Galileo-men.
@vumerion5481
@vumerion5481 Жыл бұрын
@Soldier What is the difference between macro and micro evolution ? Where is the limit ? Isn't macro evolution just an accumulation of micro evolution ? Like, a grain of sand isn't a dune, but millions are. Also the theory of evolution doesn't explain the origin of life, but the origin of biodiversity. The theory explaining the origin of life is the abiogenesis. (abio = not from life, genesis = creation : creation of life from non-living materials.)
@MysticJabulon
@MysticJabulon Жыл бұрын
@Soldier Accumulating bunch of nonsense in a post doesn't make it true.
@umachan9286
@umachan9286 4 жыл бұрын
The infamous "banana" video. One that he was totally serious with at the time as he thought bananas were naturally made this way. Then a couple years later he admitted on a podcast that he was wrong. Then several years after that claimed it was originally a comedy bit, showed himself at a pulpit doing a "funny" version of it with people laughing in the background. At no point did we see any of these people though. Then he did the same thing for an apple and an orange. And now he's back to it being serious again. In short, Ray Cumfart lies.
@AaronEllisOfficial
@AaronEllisOfficial 10 ай бұрын
He's a liar but I wonder if he's at the point of being so delusional that he doesn't realize it anymore. 🤷‍♂️
@AWlpsSHOW36
@AWlpsSHOW36 9 ай бұрын
'Cumfart'. Lol. Juvenile yet pretty hilarious.
@cmaugle
@cmaugle 7 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron using the words "proof" and "evidence" is just painful.
@BartAlder
@BartAlder 6 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron -using the words "proof" and "evidence"- is just painful.
@wabberu
@wabberu 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron should have a pineapple shoved up his fundiment, rotating, or a freshly peeled banana by his bitchmaster, Tax free Comfortless!
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 3 жыл бұрын
Laughably painful, my sides are splitting 😂
@TheDro
@TheDro 6 жыл бұрын
Even they can't pray the gay away.
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 4 жыл бұрын
We can only pray so
@alexd3132
@alexd3132 4 жыл бұрын
The Dro so - what do you mean?
@lynzdb8178
@lynzdb8178 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexd3132 I think it means that The Dro is homophobic
@nmkloster
@nmkloster 3 жыл бұрын
The couldn't pray the bi to lean
@vervetech9395
@vervetech9395 3 жыл бұрын
No but they can pray for you to be filled with the holy spirit and control your feelings just as christians (straight) grow spiritually and control their sexual desires.
@thecrowfamily9612
@thecrowfamily9612 3 жыл бұрын
I was an aetheist until I watched this. I feel so stupid having relied on evidence and a decent education.
@byronharano2391
@byronharano2391 2 жыл бұрын
Huh? Why you feel stupid if you are educated? However, get to know YAH of all wisdom. Read Proverbs 8. Wisdom begins with the fear of Elohim YAH.
@jj2059
@jj2059 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Christianity.
@byronharano2391
@byronharano2391 2 жыл бұрын
@@jj2059 No! Meet who your Creator GOD is. Ray is explaining the designer of this fruit. Not Christianity. You are mistaken. Who is this Creator GOD?
@AtticTapes14
@AtticTapes14 2 жыл бұрын
Proof
@1x1boop28
@1x1boop28 2 жыл бұрын
anyone who thinks they are smart is are victims of the dunning cruger effect.
@sebastianesilva398
@sebastianesilva398 8 жыл бұрын
Who was it that coined the term 'weapons-grade facepalm'? Because now is the perfect time to deploy one.
@DharmaMidget
@DharmaMidget 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Ray, I'm sure you and Kirk have spent plenty of time researching how perfectly "bananas" fit in your hands.
@happymikasa7226
@happymikasa7226 8 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there xD
@antoniorosales3483
@antoniorosales3483 6 жыл бұрын
Just in case you did not pay atention because u were to busy judging him, he was talking about how god made everything perfectly including the "banana".😊
@antoniorosales3483
@antoniorosales3483 6 жыл бұрын
@Matt Slooks like it😏
@antoniorosales3483
@antoniorosales3483 6 жыл бұрын
@Matt S thanks 😊
@antoniorosales3483
@antoniorosales3483 6 жыл бұрын
@Matt S by the looks of it, i'm not the only fool here ,at least u can join me
@jbrumundsmith
@jbrumundsmith 4 жыл бұрын
I love the smug look on Kirk's face, like he's thinking, "This'll show 'em!" Instead we're all laughing at our discovering of a new breed of morons.
@wildflower6949
@wildflower6949 2 жыл бұрын
I think Kirk is trying not to laugh and just keep it together lol
@rgawt1870
@rgawt1870 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Kirk Cameron, I can feel his pain. What a moron of a guest omg 😳
@jaypaint4855
@jaypaint4855 2 жыл бұрын
He actually told Ray it might not be a good idea
@noahhurley-abelew6536
@noahhurley-abelew6536 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he knows what's happening. He's quoting Darwin while Ray is about to give oral to a banana
@chazhinkley6602
@chazhinkley6602 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, perfect proof. The banana! The banana that got that way through genetic modification. Thanks God.
@chazhinkley6602
@chazhinkley6602 8 жыл бұрын
*artificially selected.
@bookdream
@bookdream 8 жыл бұрын
+Chaz Hinkley **artificial selection
@y0uCantHandle
@y0uCantHandle 8 жыл бұрын
which modifies the genes right?
@fyvaprold3489
@fyvaprold3489 8 жыл бұрын
>which modifies the genes right? Not directly. It's as much genetic modification, as the cancer cells use. True GMO are made by intentionally splicing genes, possibly from totally different source. Artificial selection uses selection of random mutations. It may be combined with cross-breeding between different cultivars (breeds).
@y0uCantHandle
@y0uCantHandle 8 жыл бұрын
cross breeding / selective breeding to modify the genes ?
@chrisbuentello9023
@chrisbuentello9023 9 жыл бұрын
Bananas don't squirt in your face, he must have his thoughts somewhere else.
@cookiedanookie3716
@cookiedanookie3716 9 жыл бұрын
Many people would say: "Ray, it's time to get your head out of the gutters."
@Evaese
@Evaese 6 жыл бұрын
I think he was referring to penis, he clearly likes holding them in his face
@sergeantsapient
@sergeantsapient 6 ай бұрын
I had a banana squirt in my face one time. It turns out I was in prison.
@chrisbuentello9023
@chrisbuentello9023 5 ай бұрын
@@sergeantsapient 😧
@Ober_O
@Ober_O 5 жыл бұрын
Ray: the banana fits perfectly in your hand. Matt Dillahunty: it fits in your butt!
@tommyestrada2986
@tommyestrada2986 4 жыл бұрын
😄🤣
@RemixedVoice
@RemixedVoice 4 жыл бұрын
You missed the opportunity to say TJ
@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals
@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals 3 жыл бұрын
Matt Dillahunty Is Going To Hell. And Rightfully So As He Is An Antitheist.
@Cheryl_in_TX
@Cheryl_in_TX 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals I love when religious nuts like you come into the comments to post such stupid and hilarious nonsense! 😂 🤣 😆 I checked out the videos on your channel. You should really invest your time in researching history, anthropology and other disciplines of science, and other fact-based studies, rather than making a massive fool of yourself on the internet.
@sergeantsapient
@sergeantsapient 6 ай бұрын
TJ Kirk can confirm that...
@DharmaMidget
@DharmaMidget 8 жыл бұрын
Ray Cumfart loves playing Hide the Banana with Kirk.
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he likes to look for his other banana too.
@JadeEyes1
@JadeEyes1 5 жыл бұрын
Gay jokes. Wow.
@johnnierae7633
@johnnierae7633 5 жыл бұрын
Just because he didn’t know the banana was modified doesn’t mean that God isn’t the creator. At this point ppl are finding any and every reason to not believe in God. Just because you got a question wrong on a math test doesn’t mean the teacher didn’t create the test. 😂 Come on people. It also doesn’t mean you’re an idiot or that every single question you answer next is going to be wrong.
@Kenjuudo
@Kenjuudo 5 жыл бұрын
@@JadeEyes1 Learning to be able to laugh at ourselves and each other seems more conducive to a healthy and dynamic society than censoring language and enforcing political correctness.
@calvinbrady9944
@calvinbrady9944 5 жыл бұрын
I'm gay. I'd still do Kirk if he didn't talk.
@TheDrB0B
@TheDrB0B 9 жыл бұрын
It's funny given how modern bananas are the result of artificial selection, a man made product.
@Asmodeus_6_6_6
@Asmodeus_6_6_6 3 жыл бұрын
One of the all-time greatest self-owns in modern history
@1x1boop28
@1x1boop28 2 жыл бұрын
also one of the biggest whooosh moments just a mess
@rikkiclimbingtrees
@rikkiclimbingtrees 8 жыл бұрын
is this satire? you're a comedic genius ray comfort this is hilarious, this is almost like something an actual christian would say lol
@michaellurch9472
@michaellurch9472 5 жыл бұрын
Rikki Reinhardt unfortunately he’s serious
@tylergordon8351
@tylergordon8351 5 жыл бұрын
Stfu your not funny
@leoandagnes1442
@leoandagnes1442 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Lurch he is not, watch his movie the fool. It was a parody of atheism
@TechnoGames001
@TechnoGames001 5 жыл бұрын
@@xXasspunchXx hahahaha
@GINMOONLIGHT
@GINMOONLIGHT 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWekeZasZp6Bf8U This certainly is not take a look
@amcgregor679
@amcgregor679 10 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that the ten people who liked this thought that they had stumbled upon a comedy skit.
@frightnick6072
@frightnick6072 10 жыл бұрын
Its a good one though. SNL at its finest.
@Siberius-
@Siberius- 9 жыл бұрын
Maybe they read the description and liked it because they like that the guy uploaded the funny video.. not because they like the ray comfort element. He should of put a caption saying how stupid the video is.. then he would have likes because we agree with him.
@nacho74
@nacho74 9 жыл бұрын
Well, i laughed out laud. What is u meanin taht it aint a joke?
@davidgoldstein3122
@davidgoldstein3122 5 жыл бұрын
At first I thought that Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron were a comedy duo similar to the British comedy troupe Monty Python.
@ErichKramer
@ErichKramer 4 жыл бұрын
"The human eye is intelligent design" People with glasses out here getting btfo
@calumprescott7257
@calumprescott7257 9 жыл бұрын
Ever since I first watched this video, I've been having nightmares about bananas. The perfection of their form...the compatibility of their shape with the human mouth...the common sense and logic that I hold dear as an atheist is useless here. There's just no rational explanation. :(
@torarne790
@torarne790 9 жыл бұрын
Xiclotrode Ray Comfort seems like the type of guy who would squirt on your face. Whether you wanted him to or not.
@snowboredsnj
@snowboredsnj 9 жыл бұрын
***** God has spoken.
@KemAlimole
@KemAlimole 9 жыл бұрын
***** oh God, thou art fucking hilarious!
@torarne790
@torarne790 9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, ever since i switched from hebrew and aramaic to english my comedy career has improved significantly.
@KemAlimole
@KemAlimole 9 жыл бұрын
***** rofl. You should do an HBO special.
@777Skeptic
@777Skeptic 10 жыл бұрын
God really screwed up with the pineapple.
@frightnick6072
@frightnick6072 10 жыл бұрын
And the coconut.
@rickieeify
@rickieeify 10 жыл бұрын
God must be a genius for creating durian.
@scarletrose2880
@scarletrose2880 10 жыл бұрын
I don't even like bananas, and I love pineapple... what did I do wrong? other than be born a woman
@jimelias5046
@jimelias5046 9 жыл бұрын
That's why She made the canned version!
@barbiquearea
@barbiquearea 9 жыл бұрын
He's a prankster God :)
@Observe-n-Learn
@Observe-n-Learn Жыл бұрын
He talks bananas, but it's really nuts. Which makes the obvious combination.
@vorpal22
@vorpal22 7 жыл бұрын
Don't know whether to thumbs up for 70s porn value, or thumbs down for the ridiculousness of the whole of creation.
@MindfieIds
@MindfieIds 10 жыл бұрын
The truly horrible irony is that this variety of banana is human-made just like his supposed God. The wild-type banana doesn`t look like that. It doesn`t fit in your hand like that and it doesn`t have 5 ridges. :)) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_type
@dougfine4013
@dougfine4013 10 жыл бұрын
dude you beat me to it
@convincinglies1
@convincinglies1 10 жыл бұрын
doesnt it also need to be cooked?
@cizia69
@cizia69 6 ай бұрын
The banana you are holding is mostly man-made
@76ecth981
@76ecth981 10 жыл бұрын
I almost feel like ray comfort purposely makes fun of creation..
@nogod7184
@nogod7184 8 жыл бұрын
A banana is atheists' nightmare. Wow, I can't sleep tonight, laughing.
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 3 жыл бұрын
A banana with no seeds, yup, can't think of anything more nightmarish. However am I ever going to deny a sky wizard creator after this?
@1x1boop28
@1x1boop28 2 жыл бұрын
This will make you unable to sleep ever again from laughing (ray did the same with the coco cola can as he did the banana) kzbin.infoUgkx8pCxLf2wemM7wDnKbASGjkvu4mGSsrcK
@hkoizumi3134
@hkoizumi3134 3 жыл бұрын
Ray: "Behold! Atheist's nightmare" Plantain: Am I a joke to you?
@hermesmercury
@hermesmercury 8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Why so many dislikes?? It is hilarious. Hey Ray, I have something that would fit your hand and mouth perfectly. You were created for this. You have a mission.
@leadreddead5457
@leadreddead5457 8 жыл бұрын
The contents will be squirting in his face all night long ;)
@rosstaylor1137
@rosstaylor1137 8 жыл бұрын
OH wow... I would love to hear someone bring that up to him, "Ray, there is another thing shaped like a banana, perfect for your mouth as well. Surely God created this for MAN as well right?" lmaoooooo
@greglaprade7507
@greglaprade7507 6 жыл бұрын
Judgement Day will be hilarious for you guys, right?
@discjockeydiscgolf2251
@discjockeydiscgolf2251 6 жыл бұрын
Judgement day? How could an all knowing all powerful God create penises perfectly shaped for hands and mouths and be like "ha ha, it was a trick. Chicken legs and bananas that I had no hand in creating are for your hand and mouth, but penises aren't cuz fuck you I'm god"? Every day is my judgement day because I don't believe in a magic guy that tells me answers. I have to actually determine what's right and wrong without having a pro-slavery, pro-incest, pro-rape all knowing being looking over me. Jesus may wish his followers to slay his enemies, but I don't find slaying enemies for the simple fact they don't agree with me to be moral, but hey judgement dye is coming, right? Better go rape, enslave and slaughter your enemies while God is watching.
@kevinsears7300
@kevinsears7300 6 жыл бұрын
you forgot Pro-Polygamy and Pro-Abortion too!
@madsquid9943
@madsquid9943 8 жыл бұрын
this dosent get old. no matter how many times i watch it, it's still funny.
@jeffreygao3956
@jeffreygao3956 Жыл бұрын
Intelligent design is an inherently unintelligent idea.
@marvincool3744
@marvincool3744 8 жыл бұрын
"The contents don't squirt in your face" *giggity*
@bobjones4469
@bobjones4469 8 жыл бұрын
I fail to see what was taken out of context. No matter how you look at it, he's trying to use the banana as an example, or at least analogy, for divine design, which is ridiculous and worthy of mockery.
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 3 жыл бұрын
Ray really can't see his silly error. When one takes the bible on faith and believe in something for which there is no evidence, that is gullibility. Having confidence in ones own 'common sense' and believing what one is told in a dusty ol' book without checking it out is also gullibility. I guess he feels the coke can needs to be added for context, instead, that completes his fallacious reasoning.
@Hailfire08
@Hailfire08 3 жыл бұрын
'no no no trust me it was out of context please believe me it was a joke guys you just took it out of context guys i'm not this stupid trust me it was a joke please believe me' The 'context' is just that he's trying to pretend there's something more to it than his own idiocy.
@UMBR.
@UMBR. 4 жыл бұрын
Curved towards my face?? Damn. I have been holding bananas the wrong way round.
@alexhetherington8028
@alexhetherington8028 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@haeleycurry8533
@haeleycurry8533 8 жыл бұрын
"Almighty god has made it with a non slip surface." I'm going to have to go with the overwhelming evidence presented in the results of hundreds, if not thousands, of recorded experiments done by all the cartoons I ever watched as a child; and say that Ray is wrong.
@vhscopyofseinfeld
@vhscopyofseinfeld 5 жыл бұрын
Haeley Curry 🤣🤣🤣
@Jimages_uk
@Jimages_uk 4 жыл бұрын
How did I miss this little nugget of truth? I mean, who hasn't slipped on a banana skin? 🤣🤣🤣
@piotrdomagalski5096
@piotrdomagalski5096 4 жыл бұрын
most people haven't, though perhaps my experience differs from yours since I'm not part of the atheist intellectual elite and don't throw banana peels around my house. Besides, you don't slip on the skin itself, but on the inside which gets quite slippery under pressure.
@Jimages_uk
@Jimages_uk 4 жыл бұрын
@@piotrdomagalski5096 You do know that what Ray is holding in his hand is the result of genetic engineering, so nothing like a wild banana, so if creationist insist it was a creation, man is the creator.
@xx_niekmacho_xx331
@xx_niekmacho_xx331 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jimages_uk Genetically engineered or not. That banana is still a banana isn't it.
@nnddrrjj
@nnddrrjj 9 жыл бұрын
If this is sarcasm, it makes for a good laugh. If they are serious, they're the butt end of the joke.
@ensnaredbyflesh1030
@ensnaredbyflesh1030 9 жыл бұрын
It's serious. Lol.
@TheChemistryShack
@TheChemistryShack 9 жыл бұрын
I think Ray was just trying to make a penis joke
@onguong5
@onguong5 9 жыл бұрын
TheChemistryShack
@onguong5
@onguong5 9 жыл бұрын
So why don't they show how the penis proves that there is a god? Because similarly, he formed the penis EXACTLY to fit perfectly into the human hand. He did that so people don't overpopulate. (That's called post hoc reasoning, by the way.)
@WizardWilson
@WizardWilson Жыл бұрын
It’s a joke lol
@trentsworld7745
@trentsworld7745 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how effectively cancer can perfectly destroy parts of the human body. Life’s a wonderful thing.
@nukeage9856
@nukeage9856 8 жыл бұрын
Apparently Ray really likes "bananas".
@remy7721
@remy7721 5 жыл бұрын
It takes a lot of faith to say you’re not convinced there is a magical, invisible man in another dimension who creates things on a whim, reads our minds, and gets angry at us if we don’t worship him? Seriously? And it takes less faith to believe he’s real? What am I missing here?
@BrrGrrDelux
@BrrGrrDelux Жыл бұрын
The palm of my hand is perfectly designed to go up the side of Ray's head.
@isiahs9312
@isiahs9312 Жыл бұрын
My hand is perfectly designed to make a certain crude gesture while he is talking
@mohitbidhu3553
@mohitbidhu3553 8 жыл бұрын
and this is the guy who called hawking fool. lol
@captainpingu1861
@captainpingu1861 3 жыл бұрын
He called him a fool, not an idiot. Proverbs states that anyone who says "there is no god," is a fool.
@neoncowgirl8289
@neoncowgirl8289 8 жыл бұрын
"In context" Like any context could make this sound less ridiculous.
@PebkioNomare
@PebkioNomare 2 жыл бұрын
"I feel that it's important for the banana claim to be put in context of his wider argument. And I also feel that it's important to quote Darwin *out of context* of *his* wider argument in the very same video."
@PebkioNomare
@PebkioNomare 2 жыл бұрын
"To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree." Yes yes... and then he wrote: "Yet reason tells me that if numerous gradations from a perfect and complex eye to one very imperfect and simple, each grade being useful to its possessor, can be shown to exist; if further, the eye does vary ever so slightly, and the variations be inherited, which is certainly the case; and if any variation or modification in the organ be ever useful to an animal under changing conditions of life, then the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, can hardly be considered real."
@winandrews7786
@winandrews7786 Жыл бұрын
God thru Ray Comfort has & had the last laugh.Many many atheists heard the msg of salvation. You did too l reckon.
@stevetucker5851
@stevetucker5851 6 жыл бұрын
When Ray is talking about the banana, it looks like even Kirk thinks his reasoning is stupid. You can see him with a huge grin on his face and laughing. 😄
@ARoll925
@ARoll925 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it looked like admiration, like "yeah, you tell 'em Ray"
@jaysant6958
@jaysant6958 2 жыл бұрын
@Steve Tucker that’s what it looked like to me too.
@glenpol
@glenpol 2 жыл бұрын
When one is feeling down, always good to come back to this video to put life in perspective and to get a good laugh :)
@timmartindale75
@timmartindale75 3 жыл бұрын
How could a loving God have designed the banana, when its discarded skin causes so many injuries to cartoon characters?
@avi5953
@avi5953 5 жыл бұрын
Where is the tab on coconuts?
@bassfunkmaster85
@bassfunkmaster85 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Penn Gillette sits up in a cold sweat at night yelling “bananas!”
@pgrothschild
@pgrothschild 6 ай бұрын
Somebody should tell him bananas were selectively bred 😂😂😂
@kaydenpat
@kaydenpat 5 жыл бұрын
Lol!! Still hilarious after all these years. You’re a great comedian, Ray! Never stop telling those jokes.
@UncleWaldemar
@UncleWaldemar 9 жыл бұрын
Ray Comfort "in context" ... Charles Darwin "out of context".
@jakemarlow8998
@jakemarlow8998 Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest satirical videos of all time. They are such great actors. There are brief moments where you think they're actually serious.
@juiceboxmania1558
@juiceboxmania1558 Жыл бұрын
They are serious, that’s Ray Comfort
@rugrn
@rugrn Жыл бұрын
are you being serious? this is a real video it isnt satire. They genuinely believe what they are saying lol
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan Жыл бұрын
@@juiceboxmania1558 But Ray Comfort is going around telling everyone in his "rebuttal" (LOL) that this an all his other videos making the same banana argument were just very, very (VERY) clever takedowns of atheists. That he actually KNEW the banana was engineered by humans. And *somehow* that means the joke's on us. So he and Kirk Cameron aren't imbeciles, after all! And his audience have, of course, not seen the original video (he never shows it to them of course), have bought it completely.
@vodkaboy
@vodkaboy Жыл бұрын
some people are just very, very stupid. religion and belief systems, dogmas, just make it even more obvious. @@rugrn
@AWlpsSHOW36
@AWlpsSHOW36 9 ай бұрын
They are being serious. These are Bible Bashing Evangelical Christians trying to find a way to prove God's existence. And they chose the wrong artifact.
@TvangsProd2
@TvangsProd2 10 жыл бұрын
Behold to coconut and the pineapple, the christians nightmare.
@mike5556
@mike5556 10 жыл бұрын
I know right? How do they explain the watermelon?
@rickieeify
@rickieeify 10 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the "complexity" of durian.
@zapkvr0101
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
The new zealand accent makes it so much funnier
@adammarsh622
@adammarsh622 2 жыл бұрын
"well I have an intellectually stimulating theory" lmao what intelligent person has ever led a conversation like that
@darthsadic
@darthsadic 9 жыл бұрын
This video will go down in history as one of the dumbest things a human being has ever said on camera.
@georgeforeman9666
@georgeforeman9666 6 жыл бұрын
darthsadic Agreed this is close to top. Here is another one you want to check out. Fire proves the earth is flat. The guy in this video might be as stupid as Ray and Kirk combined.
@jackabug2475
@jackabug2475 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for posting the longer version of this clip... I needed a good laugh today! You couldn't logic your way out of a wet paper bag!
@VladTheLad465
@VladTheLad465 Жыл бұрын
Bananas are made for humans, but found in a place where Christians didn't have access to it for millennia
@howrylo
@howrylo 8 жыл бұрын
and yeah I came here because I was listening to The Joe Rogan Experience. .lol
@ajya462
@ajya462 8 жыл бұрын
what episode!?
@bleachhead1000
@bleachhead1000 8 жыл бұрын
tony hinchcliffe 843
@ClumpyPuma23
@ClumpyPuma23 9 жыл бұрын
I don't want to live on this planet anymore........
@swagikuro
@swagikuro 6 ай бұрын
Almost hard to believe apologists used to think this was a good argument.
@musicbruv
@musicbruv 8 жыл бұрын
Like to see him explain a coconut.
@colmhain
@colmhain 8 жыл бұрын
+SW6 And African swallows.....
@musicbruv
@musicbruv 8 жыл бұрын
colmhain The Holy grail?
@colmhain
@colmhain 8 жыл бұрын
yup
@deniskartachov4845
@deniskartachov4845 8 жыл бұрын
lmao! "see, the coconut is designed for humans to not eat. The milk inside resembles sperm, so drinking it makes you look gay. God doesn't like gays, that's like he made it really hard to get to. But not impossible, because god works in mysterious ways.
@beans5738
@beans5738 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, just as God designed the durian... Wait, why the hell would he make a spikey, smelly plant for humans to eat?...
@rleriche5044
@rleriche5044 Жыл бұрын
I wish I hadnt seen this. As an atheist I'm going to be having banana themed nightmares now.
@Andre-bk6jp
@Andre-bk6jp Жыл бұрын
Use condoms. Lubricated condoms. Go for the mini cans. LOL!
@TheMitchmills
@TheMitchmills 9 жыл бұрын
here is the rest of the darwin quote: Yet reason tells me, that if numerous gradations from a perfect and complex eye to one very imperfect and simple, each grade being useful to its possessor, can be shown to exist; if further, the eye does vary ever so slightly, and the variations be inherited, which is certainly the case; and if any variation or modification in the organ be ever useful to an animal under changing conditions of life, then the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, can hardly be considered real. How a nerve comes to be sensitive to light, hardly concerns us more than how life itself first originated; but I may remark that several facts make me suspect that any sensitive nerve may be rendered sensitive to light, and likewise to those coarser vibrations of the air which produce sound. (Darwin 1872, 143-144) theists always take shit out of context to prove their unprovable bullshit
@ronburgandy5006
@ronburgandy5006 4 жыл бұрын
After this video, I bet Kirk and Ray gave each other "Reach Arounds".
@4dojo
@4dojo Жыл бұрын
If your mom walked in at 2:00 and only heard the audio playing, she'd be like "What are you watching?"
@SHAWTY17ist
@SHAWTY17ist 9 жыл бұрын
Ray Comfort You do know that bananas are man made, right? Man-made as in humans, us, bred two different species of fruit to create the banana.
@bananadragonfromjupiter
@bananadragonfromjupiter 9 жыл бұрын
+KC Darby I'm portuguese, and my country have two archipelagos, witch one calls Madeira, it was discovered in 1418. There was no people there, but there was (and it still are) lots of banana threes, so the mankind does'nt made THOSE, right?
@SHAWTY17ist
@SHAWTY17ist 9 жыл бұрын
José Neves Well, that's a lie. There is absolutely no way bananas can be some place without human cultivation. Bananas were not created due to natural selection. They were created by humans through ARTIFICIAL selection, meaning they were tampered with instead of naturally occurring.
@bananadragonfromjupiter
@bananadragonfromjupiter 9 жыл бұрын
+KC Darby no, let me explain you better that: the climate of Madeira is the ideal climate for growing natural bananas, even without the help of humans, what you're telling me is that they were from various scientific processes, genetically altered to grow in harsh climates (such as the United States of America) to the original banana and still require human attention
@SHAWTY17ist
@SHAWTY17ist 9 жыл бұрын
+José Neves The climate in Madeira IS perfect for growing bananas. So is the climate in Costa Rica, but just because that is so does not mean that bananas grew there without humans first planting them. Artificial selection for creating bananas was simply combining the genes of two other fruit, culminating into the banana. Articficial selection doesn't have to be in a lab, it can be done outside with just flowers. The term "artificial" does not imply that something is fake. It is a term meaning something was not a natural occurrence but that a human being combined genes to create something new. This happens all the time. This is how lemons were created and several other healthy foods that we eat.
@bananadragonfromjupiter
@bananadragonfromjupiter 9 жыл бұрын
+KC Darby but there is no evidence to the natural/artificial selection or to that two flowers because nothing but God can make something from nothing and how do you know that lemons were created like that and several other healthy foods that we eat?
@sampledude8846
@sampledude8846 Жыл бұрын
First of all, that banana is man made.
@Isaac_L..
@Isaac_L.. 11 ай бұрын
So I can discover God by touching my bananna? Guys Ray might have a point...
@Desi-qw9fc
@Desi-qw9fc 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I’ll ever recover from being owned so hard
@stevencorey7623
@stevencorey7623 4 жыл бұрын
I like how they dishonestly never finish Charles Darwin quote
@marlabankie
@marlabankie 4 жыл бұрын
And you're not going to either?
@hankshooter3383
@hankshooter3383 4 жыл бұрын
But you can... go ahead we are waiting.
@stevencorey7623
@stevencorey7623 4 жыл бұрын
Marla Stinger educate yourself and read it for yourself. Evolution is fact. Grow up
@stevencorey7623
@stevencorey7623 4 жыл бұрын
Hank Shooter so can you. And if you agree with Ray this demonstrates you really need to read it for yourself.
@FlavourlessLife
@FlavourlessLife 9 ай бұрын
It has been 9 long years, and I'm still having nightmares about Ray Comfort's banana.
@lealafarnsworth8935
@lealafarnsworth8935 Ай бұрын
😂 the comment are worth it though
@kenbrunet6120
@kenbrunet6120 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen LMAO!!!!! "intellectually stimulating theory" I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!
@JustSean714
@JustSean714 2 жыл бұрын
[1:12] "Behold the atheist's nightmare"
@SenorKristobbalVLog
@SenorKristobbalVLog 7 ай бұрын
To be clear, after Darwin wrote that (and he never wrote exactly that) he then theorised how the eye came to be, thus making the point that while it seems absurd it is actually what happened and isn't so absurd when you break it down
@graham1158
@graham1158 5 жыл бұрын
1:33 The maker of the banana? So... humans? You do realize that bananas as we know them are artificially selected by humans, right? Before humans have changed the banana through artificial selection, it was small, short, thick, completely full of thick, hard seeds and didn't taste very good. Good fucking job, God, for making an inedible fruit. Good job humans, for actually making it edible.
@Esrom_music
@Esrom_music 2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. Adult Swim couldn't come up with this. Love it
@jasonshearin9107
@jasonshearin9107 Жыл бұрын
He's serious...
@DUWANGlai_kangyi
@DUWANGlai_kangyi Жыл бұрын
​@@jasonshearin9107that's the point. The fact that he's serious makes it better
@antimatterexplodes4014
@antimatterexplodes4014 6 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that Ray thought that letting more of the tape play would give his batshit nonsense a context in which it makes any sense...
@RobertHollander
@RobertHollander 5 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing that Ray Comfort leaves a video posted that demonstrates how incredibly ignorant he is.
@TheReginaldDwight
@TheReginaldDwight 4 жыл бұрын
You really shouldn't find that all that amazing; stupid people do stupid things.
@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals
@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals 3 жыл бұрын
RAY COMFORT IS SMART!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID!!!!
@skepticalsinik2412
@skepticalsinik2412 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpatialAndTemporalEvangelicals your God told you to yell at people with wrathful judgment, calling them childish names? I've read the Bible a couple times... musta missed that bit. Hm.
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