Razer Blade Stealth Unboxing + UA Apollo Twin Review

Update: I no longer own this computer and would not recommend it to anyone.

[@fartsparkle]

Lyrics: Hi everybody and welcome to my unboxing of the Razers Stealth... Razer Blade Stealth 2019. Yesterday my MacBook Pro 2015 started crashing after I tried to install Mojave on it, and I decided that I was done with Apple and I'm never gonna buy another Apple product again. So today at 10 a.m. I went to Best Buy and picked up this Razer Blade Stealth 2019 I'd heard some good things about it, read some good things about it and just decided to go for it so I actually opened a box already a little bit before I decided to do this unboxing so just pretend that you know if you get yours it's going to be sealed, it should be sealed, um.... if it's not you should probably take it back it's gonna be sealed that tape that you'll have to cut... uh... For gamers by gamers. I'm not a gamer but I have read that what makes it good for gaming also makes it good for music production. So I'm gonna open it up... uh, "welcome to the cult of razer" I don't like that. I don't uh, don't like the sound of that. But we'll see what's up inside here. Uh we have a little black box, opens up nicely. And uh I think this is the power? Yes, so this is the power adapter. Razer logo. Nice, thin, wire, hopefully uh will prove durable. Looks like uh looks like it could be. This is the... plug that goes into them, yeah. So I'm gonna just uh... take these out, This has a nice little cl- rubber clasp that you can uh... clasp your adapter with. Oh it's pretty... fairly long um, and that's not even counting an actual plug which will be plugged into it. I'm gonna plug it in. Looks like they went with the standard US three prong plug, gonna plug that in. Let's see if this reaches. It doesn't really reach that well with my current desk configuration, but I'll make it work somehow. Alright, and... now it looks like the only other thing in the box is the laptop itself which I do like. I like simplicity, I don't like a bunch of pieces of paper and plastic that I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with so I have to just keep it in the box. Um, nice foam pads protecting the computer. This is actually a box which hopefully contains the laptop, smaller box within the box. "Thank you for choosing a Razer system the dedication we put into engineering this high-performance system extends into aftercare we have a committed customer support team at your disposal." That's good, one of the reasons I decided not to work with Apple anymore is I took it to the Apple store yesterday. Was actually the second time in about a month I've had to go to the Apple store because I also wanted to my phone battery replaced, and it was just miserable you know, you go in and you have to make an appointment, you can't really set a date or a time you just say put me in whenever you can and then they text you. And you have about ten minutes to get there once they text you, and you have no idea when, could be three hours, two hours, four hours, and if you miss it, you miss it, and this was terrible. I don't want to spend a whole day hanging around in the mall waiting for a text from Apple and then to spend another hour sitting inside the Apple store for my shit to get fixed. And that's what I had to do for the second time yesterday, and they didn't fix my laptop, they just took it and told me it would probably be done by the next day. And it is the next day it's about noon and I haven't gotten a call, well it's 11 a.m, but I haven't gotten a call from them. And honestly at this point I don't really care. They're probably either going to have to wipe my laptop, or just tell me that it's broken and that I need to buy a new one, and if they do that I will laugh in their face because I've already got a new laptop from one of their competitors. So here is the actual laptop, and there's a little thing underneath it before we get into the laptop. Looks like a uh... little instruction manual. This is all very nicely packaged, I appreciate the packaging here. Well... here's a few pieces of... I said I didn't like this stuff and I'm gonna uh... stick to that because I don't know what this is. Oh, it's a little felt for cleaning the screen, I think. Uh... this is cool. Um... the screen is a touch screen so it's gonna get a little grimy. So I appreciate that. Sticker: not- not as important, especially because... there's already uh... the green design, on here. Am I gonna put two on this computer? Probably not. Um.. so that's a little waste-wasteful. Uh, another piece of paper with very small text on it. Uh... "Join us on Razer insider at insider.razerzone.com" ...Probably not. Uh... and then yes, here is a manual, again nicely presented, um... just describing how your computer works. This is the only really meaningful piece of paper that you need, the rest of this is just kind of crap. But, now we have the computer itself. And it is just packaged in a light shrink wrap which looks like it'll be easy to remove. Just pull on this, opens like a briefcase, and you can slide the computer out. Actually I kind of wanted the silver model because it doesn't have the green sticky. Um, this is a little gamery. Uh, it's on the gamery side, and I wasn't so sure about it. But. you know, I'm probably gonna get a protective case for it anyways, so it really doesn't matter. Is this is still filming? Yes, we're still filming. And... so it opens on this side. Protective sheet. The power button is right in the center here. I don't know if uh... I guess I should look at the instructions. But it does power on right away. I might've made a mistake in doing that though. Maybe on the well I'll plug it in. And it plugs... right here. And right now it's still just powering on. Turns out most of this is in foreign languages so the actual English section of this is pretty- pretty minimal. For the first time use please fully charge your Razer Blade Stealth our connect it to a power outlet before turning it on. Oops. I think I'm going to go ahead and shut it off, let's see if just holding this button will do that. It- it won't... So, fuck it, I'm just gonna let it turn on. It's gonna say "starting services." And, now it says "getting ready." This doesn't even say... I was told this has a Thunderbolt 3 port which I will need to connect my Apollo Twin UAD Universal audio interface with it. Although I'll also need an adapter for that, wasn't the biggest fan of that, but anything to get away from Apple. And... this isn't even gonna tell me if it does have that. Uh... th- the dude at Best Buy thought that it had a Thunderbolt 3 port but he also pointed to the power... uh... port when he said that, so I'm not sure that he's the best judge of that. And, um... you know what, if it doesn't then I might just switch off of the UAD Apollo Twin interface and choose something more windows friendly. Because honestly, this is a little off topic, but the Apollo Twin... Can you see it? Yeah, you can't see it. Apollo Twin, right here, is um... a little overrated or um... overpriced for what it does, I think. Um, it... it stores your UAD plugins on it. So, functions as a hard drive, and it doesn't slow down your real computer. Um, but that also means that you can't use any of your plugins if you don't have this... uh... plugged in. And it also only comes with I think about five different plugins, well it comes with about a dozen. But, I was several... it was more money, way more money, than the Focusrite I was using before it. I might just switch back to a Focusrite or something similar. And it only has two inputs for uh, recording and a guitar jack for recording guitar. Uh... okay, so this is finally booted up, and we're gonna say- we're gonna continue in English. Hi there I'm Cortana, and I'm here to help. Hi, Cortana. A little sign in here, a touch of Wi-Fi there, and we'll have your PC ready for all you plan to do. O- Use your voice or the keyboard along the way, and if you'd like me to stay quiet, just select the little microphone icon towards the bottom of your screen. If you need an assistive screen reader, press the windows, control, and enter keys at the same time to turn on narrator. Okay, enough intro, let's dig in. Your region is set to the United States, is that right? Yes... Yes. Your keyboard is set to US, want to stick with that? Yes. Do you also type with another keyboard layout? No. Now let's get you connected to a network. That way you can get updates, apps, and cat videos as soon as possible. Uh, and I guess we can find out about uh... How about the first one on the list? Yes. Want to use that one? So, you can see here my Wi-Fi. Now type your credentials. I'm gonna turn off the video for a minute because I don't want to uh reveal my password. But um, I will probably resume this momentarily.

[@allyski5914]

why did i click on more i should have known a CSH fan would have actually done this

[@goatkill9r]

is this the outro of nervous young Inhumans?

[@sonicrichardsrb]

I why did I read this whole thing

[@jvbble]

was it worth it?

[@sonicrichardsrb]

@@jvbble no

[@lizwithoutbuildings]

This video is only 6 seconds shorter than beach life in death

[@pantaman7086]

@Jamie MCGRAW FUCK REVIEW MAFIA

[@squonkydog6259]

It is a song in itself

[@DoozieDoodle]

This song was a little different but i liked it

[@ll3nii]

this made me laugh

[@breakfastend5977]

This man wrote beach life in death

[@Rackune]

Ikr

[@AceRadicalsunset]

do you have something against doooooooooooooooooooooooooogs

[@lizwithoutbuildings]

the duality of man

[@vinniebonadootch1140]

*er

[@bruhffffgggg]

VinnieBonadootch funny!

[@emerysvideozone9481]

this literally feels like a car seat headrest album

[@onlinestonedogii]

Will Toledo confirmed not a gamer. I am shacking and crying

[@charchuuu]

We are betrayed

[@nicklyman9437]

Stop shacking

[@ChadrickThundercrocks]

Someone get torpedo on pitchfork he made a fan shack...

[@tisteatime]

@@nicklyman9437 we love you

[@MashieMutt]

Non-gamer furry???? What???????

[@jax3636]

Some say he's still typing in his wi-fi password to this day

[@wspann1967]

hey it’s the red vox guy

[@mo-vb6gt]

damn can’t believe will single handedly destroyed the entire company of apple. what a cool guy

[@MicahDaJohn]

Then Razer too with the description

[@CainTheBoss]

Will really out here fighting the good fight and putting an update in the description letting us know the computer sucks

[@danishcookies]

Teach him how to make minecraft songs :)

[@sandwichyourself4481]

imagine watching this thinking it was a normal review and then you realize it's Will from Car Seat Headrest

[@valkyrie2832]

Someone who doesn’t know anything about csh probably watched this video and was very confused by the comment section

[@seanantongiorgi2056]

simultaneously the worst and best unboxing video ever

[@C831l60]

No it’s just the best

[@vickywheels]

the "nnno" at 12:45

[@cafedemicroondas]

i came

[@jagoandlitefoot]

"gno̊..."

[@angeliclilith1579]

he sounded so sad :-((((

[@tachivrsion]

😭

[@vvjaye]

HELPP

[@scrunkykat]

"i am going to stop filming so as to not show my password and i will probably come back momentarily" video ends instantly

[@princepeachfuzz]

*pain*

[@squonkydog6259]

He doesn’t want us to find his yiff

[@normalmutant9620]

really dig will's incredibly dry sense of humour

[@mattattack2502]

will confirmed not a gamer friendship OVER with car seat headrest

[@cafedemicroondas]

2011 will toledo: oh please let me join your cult 2019 will toledo: "welcome to the cult of razer"... i don't like that

[@ChinmayaNagpal]

he wasnt singing at razer

[@lakehouserecordz9681]

@@ChinmayaNagpal source?

[@deliren135]

he only _theoretically_ wants to join the cult of razer, actually being in razer means having a to do stuff

[@deliren135]

@myself what the fuck do you even mean

[@MitchellCFlint]

Fame changed him ;-;

[@Alan-ro5ls]

"I will laugh in their face cause I've already bought a laptop from one of their competitors" GOD DAMN OKAY WILL

[@knic__8799]

I wouldn’t be that mad if CSH just turned into an unboxing channel to be honest

[@C831l60]

Me neither.

[@sleepingkittystar9067]

I'd like it if they started doing Gameplays, the whole band

[@marciolessajr]

will toledo my favorite youtuber

[@optimisticjesus]

"What's with this snake motif?"

[@tunedtofacgce]

do you have something against snakes?

[@hightimehightide]

New from Pitchfork: Car Seat Headgear's Will Tolingo SLAMS Apple in New Video

[@lukastaylor9544]

stoney bologne oh hey

[@hightimehightide]

Lukas Taylor yO whats POPpin

[@girandpiggy95]

oh hey

[@ricinaddict]

who the fuck are you idiot dumb head

[@m_crowley6674]

by Tim Schenectady

[@emberytp]

the too hot touchpad of my razer stealth

[@SadBoiKoi]

best comment on this video, everyone else can go home.

[@Ciretako]

I can't believe Will Toledo's going to be recording his new album at nineteen years old on a cheap laptop.

[@BeelerzebubSA]

Can't cool it down

[@marcoramirez511]

cant cool ME down

[@nixgoat]

@@BeelerzebubSA cool water on my pump, can't cool it down (the cpu)

[@sandybrick3201]

coincidence or not that this video is the same length as beach life in death? his 2 greatest masterpieces...

[@grunge-616]

it's actually 6 seconds shorter

[@syper80]

You know your band is good if the lead singer posts a Razer laptop unboxing and updates it saying he wouldn't recommend it. On the OFFICIAL channel.

[@allyski5914]

also love how will doesn’t interrupt cortana

[@elvaein2632]

he’s so deadpan about everything he takes out of the goddamn box that it’s killing me lmfaooo

[@toe._.truckk]

Depression isn't always obvious

[@pertenezcoaunsueño]

- "Hey there, I'm Cortana!" + "hi cortana"

[@Brannington]

loved that lol

[@noahvaldez5554]

you could hear Will cracking up a bit when he says "I'm not a gamer"

[@highqualityspice5964]

Update: I no longer own this computer and would not recommend it to anyone. lmao

[@christianwwe100]

This will be sampled on the next album

[@bruhffffgggg]

God the description makes it 100 times better

[@matthewzarro1543]

welcome to the cult of razor "i don't like that"

[@aunabreslingaming3279]

razER*

[@matthewzarro1543]

@@aunabreslingaming3279 *sigh* gamers

[@iian724]

"oh please let me join your cult" - Beach Life In Death

[@EmileFeik]

what the hell

[@Alex-dd9of]

unboxing day

[@nahimgood8891]

underrated comment

[@pokadot]

That n o towards the end of the video will forever stay in my soul

[@woogusaurus1445]

the fact that this exists is literally the funniest shit i've seen all year keep it up haha

[@radge5026]

I enjoy the honesty of this, it's not staged and is clearly not a sponsor or anything along those lines. I appreciate basically anything these days that isn't toxic content or begging for attention and watch time and likes and whatnot. Also I love that this is a person here and not an artist, it's just nice to see. Also, I think it's pretty bold to 'quit' apple (as I type on a MacBook), where it is the predominant brand. But, I like it and it's cool to see someone who I trust to not lie, at least for a profit, show what another option is. And I think it'd be informative to see how it holds up down the line. Idk I just like the purity of this.

[@idonteatcheetos]

RadgeIsAGoodWord How is it bold to quit Apple come on bro i think the non gamers and casual people are realizing the true power, potential and sense of freedom that Android, Windows, and even Linux operating systems nowadays offer. regular people learn to code nowadays its not just something computer geeks do. With Android youre not limited to the app store and Apples restrictions With Android I can customize my phone to suit my needs. Oh yeah, its also very cheap and not a hassle to simply purchase an old unlocked android phone so you may Root it if you want to. You may say "But Windows computers get viruses!" Yeah well it's very easy to avoid viruses if you have a decent anti virus and use some common sense before downloading and installing files from the Internet. Need an Android tablet for your 60 year old grandma? We got you. Need a Windows or Linux PC thats just basic (ie just to browse web and watch movies?) We got you. Need a PC powerful enough to render 4k and HD video along with playing the latest video games on ultra graphics? We got you. Plus, you can upgrade any components yourself if you wish. And even if you do send it in for repairs the cost will surely be cheaper, Its all on you. Im not even a hardcore tech user and i know all this information. ask someone more advanced and they will tell you more about the advantages Linux can offer programmers, software developers, and general computer scientists who have sophisticated knowledge about hardware and how it relates to software My friend once told me "Wow, when you put it that way, being an Apple user sounds like being in jail." I said "Yep, youre right." Apple is like kindergarten, only babies should have their hands held like that and it is a reflection of how fucking lazy we all have become as humans. Being a tech user but not even bothering to concern yourself or challenging yourself to learn whats going on underneath the surface is like visiting a country but not having any respect to learn a couple words of the native language. in other words, in my opinion this behavior showcases an odd mix of complacency, ignorance, and arrogance that most people dont want to admit. you think youre above this tech stuff? well you use your phone or laptop whatever every fucking day it wouldnt kill you to learn a thing or two about it.

[@jackson-md2gh]

@@idonteatcheetos damn you typed a whole ass essay

[@alexisruiz9051]

@@idonteatcheetos i aint reading that

[@doggoli]

@@idonteatcheetos You have zero experience in the music/entertainment industry and very clearly even less experience with macOS. Apple is not without fault, but none of what you said makes any fucking sense.

[@TalkingSandvich]

yeah I really look forward to more of his reviews!

[@allyski5914]

i dont think he picked up a single thing in this video without dropping it

[@laurenimpsum]

Will has become Unbox Therapy... This is quite unexpected.

[@hectorjaimes7195]

sum yun guy Nervous Young Unboxer

[@lewisb9226]

My brain is struggling to process this but I love it so much

[@gusmartinson108]

This is why I’m a CSH fan

[@kneedot]

this is a comfort video

[@girandpiggy95]

"logo's a little gamery" clearly ashamed of the possibility of being labeled a gamer (as he should be)

[@Relatively_Objective]

He’s already known to everyone as a furry. Does being called a gamer really make stuff worse?

[@victoriarglez]

Gamers rise up

[@girandpiggy95]

@@Relatively_Objective a man with a knife in his chest doesn't ask for another

[@TravisVenaturaLaneve]

Gamers: the most oppressed

[@m_crowley6674]

just sayin that "a man with a knife in his chest doesnt ask for another" is some literate ass shit my dude

[@evilwizard7027]

my favorite csh monologue

[@pathetic_girl]

my friend said “he talks like he never wants to touch a laptop again” 💀

[@evashippey6193]

This video makes me so happy for no reason other than I enjoy him simply being himself. Bless you, Will Toledo, you truly have our hearts.

[@wrongfoot4]

He will never have airpods now that he has abandoned apple, and acended man, he does not care for earthly wants

[@omobees]

nervous young inhumans monologue is a bit different but i like it :]

[@TalkingSandvich]

I swear to God I could listen to this man talk about anything

[@efioa]

why is this really relaxing to listen to

[@hightimehightide]

thank you will very cool

[@Alex-nw3pv]

i'm pretty sure apple's stock value will go down after this video's publish date

[@hahameme1193]

Will is truly what Nietzsche envisioned when he came up with the term ubermensch

[@deliren135]

will said no to the snake and didn't eat the apple

[@DrowningMoon]

Will Toledo Asmr

[@nem6952]

When you get your old laptop back put the sticker on it

[@aubrey2427]

car seat headshot

[@lukastaylor9544]

aubrey car seat headshot

[@vraisairs9201]

@@lukastaylor9544 car seat headshot

[@pantaman7086]

car seat headshot

[@brandonk.4864]

car seat headshot

[@calicozzz]

car seat headshot

[@FlagrantDukeMystery0]

please don't burn off your fingerprints on that Razer Blade Stealth

[@Brannington]

niiiice one lol

[@junkdog992]

yes my favorite electronics channel

[@lewisb9226]

I regularly come back to check that this is real

[@lilysmith3688]

his voice is so calming

[@myles6917]

Quality content that we needed, thank you

[@JuliaRoshambo]

prob lost the whole new album on that mac tho

[@vraisairs9201]

I'd cry

[@vala1698]

andrew katz you have a competitor for unboxing king

[@gooeyPhantasm]

you really should post more shit like this though, i like that it lessens how much artists are dehumanized

[@lewisb9226]

'I no longer own this computer and would not recommend it to anyone' lol, guess you can't laugh in Apple's face any more

[@hehe4070]

nah he can laugh in apple *as well as* razers face now

[@Rafael.estudos]

"Yesterday my MacBook Pro started crashing..." omg portrait of the artist reference?????

[@itsrammylol]

The description is the funniest description I’ve seen in a long time

[@macrayla]

he sounds like he has never enjoyed anything in his life

[@vacuumgaze5277]

you're doing great Will

[@ava-wk5xw]

nearly forgot to watch this today

[@neilb3553]

When I saw this in my notifications I thought it was an error lol. Great video, I hope you make more videos like this! :) I absolutely love this video, good job!

[@vraisairs9201]

I thought it was gonna be a Car Seat specific Razer

[@thepepe5861]

Will Toledo? More like Will Doritos and Mountain Dew am i right gamers 😎

[@floris1912]

Hahahahahahha why the flip did I laugh at this joke... I am supposed to be sick and miserable. >:(

[@adammurray9482]

No.

[@jackson-md2gh]

Will Tostito > Will Dorito

[@LukasPrimeEdition]

@@jackson-md2gh Kill Torpedo

[@scarlettjade2206]

i am genuinely obsessed with this video

[@eugenioporgenio263]

The ending to this video is soul crushing

[@nem6952]

*Hears Will's voice* *Likes instantly* Is this a teaser for the new album tho Maybe the wifi names are song titles

[@victoriarglez]

MOTOROLA-2A05D will be a banger

[@nicholaspelleriti1271]

HOME-0441-2.4 will make you cry

[@sallywheeler5654]

Nicholas Pelleriti catch me crying to “House of Boo”

[@benwellman7300]

I can feel the sarcasm

[@mydisjectamembra]

This is more of a rant than a unboxing lmao

[@Alan-ro5ls]

"so I'm not sure that he's the best judge of that" boom roasted

[@allyski5914]

thanks will now im getting a bunch of linus tech tips videos in my recommended

[@colemanerickson]

Change the channel name to Nervous Young Unboxer

[@yaoichurch]

wow cant believe he sang all of this!

[@tillwompsonvevo]

left on a cliffhanger nooo

[@mionami9973]

Will's hands are nice ngl

[@lewisb9226]

I was just thinking that. Thumbs especially

[@MikeMcKew]

"I'll probably resume this momentarily" *video ends* Lol You're almost guaranteed to have issues with the Apollo on a Windows computer unless you have the USB version (I think you said yours is Thunderbolt). I'd probably expect that you'll have to switch. I used an Apollo Twin USB for a bit but went back to my Focusrite. Enjoy the computer!

[@sirin9850]

Ok his next single is definitely going to be about how much going to the apple store sucks

[@johnleecooper8520]

damn how come he never does this one live

[@XenoZane]

Trying to show up Andrew at his own game I see...

[@isthatzo7703]

At least will hasn't started an ARG that's probably going nowhere

[@XenoZane]

Zach Wright I meant Andrew Cats of 1 Trait Danger and “Unboxing Car Seat Headrest’s Twin Fantasy” fame not this Homestuck shit smh

[@MaggiiSpacePanda]

damn how is this two years old, we need an update

[@mattattack2502]

check the description

[@nixgoat]

- "Do you also type with another keyboard layout?" + "no :("

[@wj4505]

The update really ties the whole video up quite nicely. Review noted, Mr. Headrest

[@deprivalli]

trying to one up andrew on that unboxing grind? i see now, really appreciate the content man. cannot wait for new unboxings and that one new car crash head set album

[@valkyrie2832]

Just knowing that this exists has made my everyday life a bit better Also, that “hi cortana”

[@_penguins9916]

The description of the video is sad. I hope you’ve found a better laptop will

[@zina2435]

3:34 is TAKING ME OUT LMFAO

[@Thunderstrike60]

Pitchfork: New Car Seat Headrest album- new experimental take on the bands music

[@ll3nii]

and he never resumed this momentarily

[@cagaming9724]

*yeah I got it on tebay*

[@iNoobey]

I’m still waiting for the second part will. I know you’ll post it momentarily

[@creeplys]

This might be the best ARG I've ever watched