Re: 10 things that no one has ever said before!

Meant to put this up on 4/20...but I got distracted!
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[@Metroid02099]

JoeFelice that cheered me up! It's nice to see your comedic side coming out more in these videos, Its great!

[@aroneous]

Bravo. very well done. doing that without edits didn't go unnoticed. I'd like to see half the front page d bags produce a quarter of that talent just once. they were all funny, but I think my favorite was 3. great video.

[@JoeFelice]

Definitely. It might take more than one sentence.

[@JoeFelice]

Wow these are the weirdest ads I've ever seen... My sidebar ad is for a local Indigo Girls concert, and my in-video ad is for an oil company looking to hire people in Saudi Arabia. I think KZbin is getting in on the idea of doing things that have never happened before.

[@JoeFelice]

Nice! I usually get Screech. I don't think I've been called Daniel Stern before. He was the voice in The Wonder Years too.

[@Massagenerds]

Very creative!!!

[@JoeFelice]

It's easier than you think! If everyone who ever lived (100B) had the same vocabulary of just 500 words, and 200 times a day, for 100 years each, they said a brand new sentence that was 7 words long, we would still only be about 10% of the way through all the things you could say. And that scenario's unrealistic at every turn. So chances are extremely high that no person, or goblin, has said this sentence before.

[@JoeFelice]

Yes. Lead paint.

[@xSamanthaNicole]

so funny Joe! I really liked 2 and 1 hahaha

[@Chameleam]

I love you, Joe Felice.

[@VeniceBeachBum]

i think your version is mucho better. thank you for putting this out there. do you have any pets?

[@JoeFelice]

You don't?

[@Hallin14]

I actually used that last sentence 3 months ago

[@maxjovine]

As the tender saxophones of winter march into the abyss, cobble thee thine twine! yet mischief boils beyond the making... oh beauty! oh chaff! mine horrors wobble from the waters afar... fast aside and repeat.

[@malkrow21]

with a 2 second bonus, as well!

[@JoeFelice]

And that's where he lost his face.

[@syonn408]

How will everything stick together if theres no cheese?

[@2oo81996]

This is quite inocent but the air of the brother in space of time is losing change to the ever last toilet paper wich spawns at the end of the cloud vortex wich actuily expands timeits self.

[@Beaumagnus]

It works best on women that are into roleplaying and Sci-Fi. WARNING: Make sure she does not have nails before the incubation process begins. "Delirious honey fluffs" tend to leave vicious claw marks.

[@JoeFelice]

Perfect.

[@RandogGaming]

My shoe is the surface of a westward rhino with malaria which lives in Antarctica living off of old ketchup tubes and the scraping of my liver whose name was once candy fresh

[@JoeFelice]

Never said that one before! Because it was a secret.

[@JoeFelice]

Did it ever pay off???

[@JoeFelice]

Can't wait

[@fountane]

Sometimes in the day when you are all out of chips a cat can come to jump on a pancake in front of you leading to cranberry sauce and scientific abominations having constipated honey badgers lead out the trail of the missing headphone playing capillary bacon strips...

[@mcluigi117]

Time LINE? Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round! Oh wait, that's been said before. Darn :(

[@JoeFelice]

Sireebob, yes!

[@ABR0733]

ive actually said number to before

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Me father was a lumberjack and me mother was a wood nymph!"

[@point5past]

no, i'm pretty sure i've heard #2 before.

[@JoeFelice]

I want abogado. A Spanish lawyer.

[@2oo81996]

Well this is all too interesting but what i think is that the ton of tooth brushes lie on the bottomless pit of the loly pop in the back of the bin tree. Loother

[@edlives33]

for #1..."uh, sir...we're outta cheeze"

[@IMRezpected]

another thing no one has said and is shorter "can i get an omelet with no eggs please."

[@tiggerbiggo]

my computer exploded into the night with a million broken spoons into a cabbage full of gloves. The end.

[@sisforshayla]

lol, i think #2 was my favorite

[@JoeFelice]

Awesome! Next time I get a comment that says "I want my two minutes back!" I'll tell them you got it.

[@JoeFelice]

Nice!

[@mcluigi117]

I'm pretty sure the sky is actually a square, circular button that will turn on Harry Potter's face.

[@capricorngemini]

sounds like a good omelet.

[@stewiegriffin987]

I always ask for #1, @1:20, when I go to McDonald's.

[@DeliriumReal]

haha... great vid!! thinking about a vr right now...

[@Aqueries44]

3 was best.

[@vRohaDriiC]

The only wierd part whith part one was "No cheese"

[@botmin]

bob snotty had a litte friend klocker who had a little pet whose name was joseph who had a pet buttrock whose name was bob snotty.

[@JoeFelice]

Well if you're still high you should watch my very early video called "Alien Life?"

[@SuperEd86]

haha! Step 4: one milllllion cars... It feel's good, doesn't it? You are the first and probably the last person in the world to ever say these things. I like that. : )

[@Richinator2000]

Number 7 WIN!

[@micfri]

Sweet niiiiice!

[@funkkychickken]

no cheese...

[@Silentbutdeadly07]

lol, that was great!! Very creative, Joe. lol

[@willxcxb]

...NO cheese

[@froman46992]

wonder how you got distracted on 420 -_- probley being a superhero as always

[@staticfreaker]

the fat credit card keeps asking for the telephone to call the bunny for a game of yatzee on a saturday night with a bucket of rum

[@MrPatranthony]

did you know that if you drink lemonade while farting out peanuts you will turn into a piece of ham that gets eaten by shakira.

[@kaykayboy23]

i wrote down everything in #1 went to a breakfast restaurant in st. louis and guess wat they gave me an omlet with broccoi made wuth coffee powder. with a side of salt and ice funny thing is they told me if i eat and drink everything i would have to pay .lets just say i thats where i lost my wallet

[@higraffdenstore]

You do remind me of Brett The Intern in this one!

[@charlottespeck]

this is the best

[@DeathReconEX]

To obtain the powers of uranus, you must curb stomp a potato horse and smother its tear ducts... after you sniff its dingleberries.

[@JoeFelice]

Can I quote you on that?

[@DeathReconEX]

what the hell is up with you due, i love it!

[@whitenailsnguitars]

lmao. Three through one were AMAZING! LOL!

[@rekojehtmai]

I shit in the bowl full of dandelions and sunflower seeds

[@itseasybeezy]

i ordered that omelet. it was delicious

[@Gorvena]

Yummy voice Joe Felice.

[@whoachica]

kind of reminds me of a chat I had with a homeless guy a while back. lol. How do you do that? Does that random stuff just pop into your head? I can think random, but not crazy!!!

[@jjck69]

dude you actualy should do standup

[@snarplaya]

HAHAHA!!!! That was great Joe!

[@clankdude]

the worlds largest rodents belly fur FTW.

[@chicken090617]

everything was gay besides #1 im faded and that shit was hilarious

[@pekitivey]

Somtimes the man under my bed says funny things and my cat laughed so hard at said funny things that he farted, then i started laughing..................hahahhaa get it?

[@oddballmatt]

joe felice i think u may be wrong about that # 1 im sure people order that omelette in plenty of 3rd world countries all the time... and # 2 is my new pickup line! lol Dude its STONERHUMOR from the nyc youtube gathering. i was with hemijeep19! REMEMBER ME?

[@hosscat74]

hahahaha that is soooo awesome! i laughed sooo hard. now im gonna go pack one more bowl.

[@knibbles1882]

That was great, creative, and just a little bit disturbing. :)

[@sxfghj12345]

mythbusters rule

[@JoeFelice]

Haha, I remember you

[@palmina77italiana]

Dew ya wawnt frad potata hornets wit dat? *hawking a loogie* ;-)

[@reameess]

Nice one >D

[@TungstenLion]

Pffft this is nothing. Im the king at random sentences

[@Gabrielde2ori]

No cheese :)))

[@JoeFelice]

thejews

[@1gamesforyou]

did you know that you can get brain cancer situated on your belly below your nose can make you blow up your finger number 14 above your middle eye that is full of cactus pieces with no spikes on a sauce? its tragic :o

[@jordochick12]

mg me and my best bud chance just watched it ....... YOUR SOOOOOO FUNNY! i like yours way better than ed's ♥

[@Andr0medaLab]

#1 FTW

[@LaurenPeak9U]

lol how long did it take you to remember the last one???

[@wordmann41]

@fat09 dude.. consuming catnip from the anus. that's surely a skill I've yet to master. lol.

[@aineb100]

you sound like the penguins out of madagascar =]

[@Vewdew420]

sup Joe

[@CrazyboyLA]

ok I'm sorry joe dont chop my head off, but that Nemo fish looks cute......oh boy thats a nasty omelet that might end up looking like it made with vomit...lol nice video

[@6663000]

That man has fewer teeth than a transexual gold prospector.

[@Beaumagnus]

I say #2 all the time, liar.

[@wordmann41]

I fuck cabbages nearly everyday. haha. AND I'm thinking about writing that last one down.. and asking for that at like.. mcdonalds or some shit, that's clever. (:

[@Kounteron]

why didnt you put it up on 4/20 wouldve gotten more views :D

[@Niklasblackboy]

No cheese :P I won

[@saiphen]

miss ya kid, ummmm, make a vid like once a week? Give ya a virtual cookie.

[@thelem3nt]

wdf?thought you quit youtube O.O

[@Zillamp3z]

lol.

[@AnnieKeller]

HAHAHA! Oh, this is priceless.

[@sarahlc87]

wow haha what is there to say, that was great!

[@Trueloveandgrace]

BABAHAHAHAHA