Are These Outrageous American Laws Real Or Just A Joke?

[@MartineBeerman]

What is a law that YOU would make?

[@SpinX522]

Not so much make, more like reverse and also reinstate. 1) I would overturn Citizens United which grants personhood to corporations. 2) I would reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act who’s repeal by Bill Clinton is seen as one of the things that led to the 2008 financial crisis.

[@Markus0021]

@@SpinX522 Good calls for both. 100% agree.

[@timisme8360]

Oooooh ... Outlaw KZbin prank channels! I don't know why they got to be so popular but they are such a pet peeve of mine. My motto for the law (like with click it or ticket)? Do a prank, get a spank! 😂

[@annhenriques3520]

1. Reinstate Roe vs. Wade, making abortion legal nationwide. 2. Agree on overturning Citizens United. 3. Pass a law banning people convicted of a felony from running for the Presidency/Senate/House of Representatives in the United States. 4. Pass a law with clear language defining and limiting Presidential immunity. 5. Have each state pass laws banning police officers from using qualified immunity as a defense in state courts.

[@chrisoneill325]

I live in NJ... I'm gonna go slurp my soup in front of a police station tomorrow. Will report back, assuming i dont get thrown in jail 🤣

[@MartineBeerman]

😂😂😂

[@MartineBeerman]

What is a weird law that you know and where is it enforced??

[@antoniomarin9061]

For me it's what I do for a living as my favorite house routine. What do you do for a living on the React Channel Martine???

[@lemondedetr]

You should look at countries in Asia, the closest to Europe.Their laws are.. well, interesting shall we say hahahaha

[@heybigsis]

Nicolas is one of the funniest reactor on here. Literally makes me laugh a lot

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Martine's Law! Yes! I 1000% agree! Let's put that into effect!

[@MartineBeerman]

Right???!!! Not washing hands gives me the ick

[@calgornnt]

For the Bigfoot thing, it's not just about whether they think he's real. Plenty of people are into Bigfoot and they don't want hunters accidentally shooting someone in a Bigfoot costume.

[@AprilNost]

Martine has really good hand writing

[@donaldstone540]

The WA bigfoot law was passed because there was a huge bigfoot craze at the time and it was passed to cut down on the idiots in the woods hunting for a creature that looked like a hairy man. The jail time also had a $10,000 fine.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

3:26 Damn it, Martine! 😂I swear I'm blushing right now! At least, it feels like I am! My god!

[@MartineBeerman]

😂😂😂

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Let me bite you, landlord! Nom nom! Thanks for putting a specific scenario in my mind, Martine!

[@zuzukris4952]

Maine is the 3 L’s. Lighthouses, Lumberjacks, and Lobsters. 😆

[@punkrockprincess0818]

4:53 glad to hear that Jaxon's impression of Mr. Crocker is still on the buzzer, iconic

[@WlknHope2024]

Dani is too adorable !!! Every time I see him I just want to give him big hugs 🤗

[@LubbockBabesFan]

Not me.

[@makenna8396]

I love Martine’s smile she always makes me smiles and brings good energy I always feel happier when I watch her and everyone else too this channel runs my KZbin

[@MartineBeerman]

You’re so kind!! 💛💛💛💛

[@makenna8396]

@@MartineBeerman omg I love you 😭😭💛💛

[@DukeHalliday-cv4fx]

When You Said You Weren't Born In This Country Where You From?

[@Ninistar4God]

Michigan has 129 lighthouses and Maine has 65…Michigan should be known for them not Maine 😂

[@vidiaparamaatmaseeker2130]

Which has more per square kilometre? (Sorry, miles.)

[@lillythf]

I'm from Michigan and I have a shirt that says it has 129 and that it's the most lol

[@OliviaTorgerson-kl5dv]

Maine is the Lobster state not the Lighthouse state. Michigan is the Lighthouse State/Great Lakes state. I’m from Michigan, so I know what I’m talking about.

[@jadacaron269]

Tbh maine is actually kinda known as both 🤙🏾 and saying that from someone who lives here, we have been known as the lobster state, the lighthouse state, the pinecone state, and the blueberry state ​@@OliviaTorgerson-kl5dv

[@crichards037]

I like the one from Connecticut that pickles have to bounce to be considered pickles lmao. 😂

[@niles8102]

In some Asian countries, slurping your soup or noodles is deemed a compliment to chefs

[@timisme8360]

Ramen in particular. NEVER bite your noodles, like with spaghetti.

[@vidiaparamaatmaseeker2130]

"I call Shenanigans." This made me nostalgic for My So-called Life 😊.

[@btetschner]

That was an excellent tv series, I watched all the episodes.

[@jenniferhanson3671]

17:16 I totally agree with Martine! I live with people who don't and it's disgusting. I've seen them in the kitchen touching things... I make my own meals. And I'm always cleaning what they touch. So gross.

[@MartineBeerman]

Omg YES! It grosses me out

[@jenniferhanson3671]

@@MartineBeerman Years ago, my friend and I were in a restaurant bathroom that had a person there to hand you a towel or whatever. I had washed my hands and was waiting for my friend. She comes out of the stall and heads straight for the door. The woman says "Would you like some soap?" my friend looked at her for a few seconds and says "Okay". The woman and I exchanged a look and smile. I was like "Thanks!"😁

[@MartineBeerman]

@@jenniferhanson3671 I totally get this!

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

I remember one time when I was a kid, I was really booking it on my bicycle, and I went by a police van. They stopped and warned me that you can get pulled over for speeding on a bicycle. Since I was a kid, I had no idea, so they let me off with a warning. Ever since then, I've never forgottten that. And mind you, this is in Montana. I don't know if it's the same for anywhere else.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Before Bite came up as the answer, I was just thinking, "I'm gonna laugh if it's that!" And sure enough.... 🤣🤣

[@timisme8360]

10:54 Annnd Jack loses ALL his New Jersey fans with one utterance.

[@Drescher1984]

Idea for new game. Common knowledge, you get no point for correct answer, -3 for wrong answer, -1 for a good funny answer.

[@spencertoussaint4112]

Happy to see Kimi on here

[@Kaylalovesthelord]

As someone from TX, not everyone wears a gun on their waist 😭

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Really? Kimmy has never known what Stephen King looks like until now?

[@DoveHarlequin]

Yeah that's so odd. His picture is in the notes or back of his books.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

@@DoveHarlequin Yes! That, and the fact he has also made cameos in some of the movie/TV adaptations of his stories.

[@NadineTurner1955]

I’ve never seen a picture of him until now

[@niles8102]

As a Seattle resident, LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE 😭 LEAVE HIM ALONE! Edit: it's pronounced SKAH-MAH-KNEE-UH

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

I do a movie night every Friday night... by myself. Pizza and a couple of movies.

[@Chaosmite]

What is true in Michigan is that companies have to sell the car through dealerships, car manufacturers lobbied that law against Telsa.

[@crkade8961]

Bobin always makes me smile. He's always so full of energy.

[@btetschner]

I really like his enthusiasm.

[@brucehursman8874]

In Missouri, when a horse and buggy are approaching, you are to put your car in the ditch and cover it up so it doesn't scare the horse.

[@ctakitimu]

How slow is the horse going to give you time to do this? I guess it's only running on 1 horsepower.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

I feel Jack knows Martine too well. Seems like he knows how to push her buttons!

[@Flybynite1972]

They are both from Michigan so they get along really well because of that

[@amandabaker4678]

​@@Flybynite1972 I've heard Martine say she's from South Africa, I've never heard her mention Michigan. You might be thinking of Erin? - She's from Michigan.

[@Flybynite1972]

@amandabaker4678 yep you are right. Jack just vibes with Martine so well he is like her younger brother....one that likes to be a pesky one in a good way though. But then Jack is just a personable person.

[@mattesongroner5730]

Well then call me a criminal, definitely sung in my swimsuit very often

[@kncd1999]

Please do (3 separate videos) try not to sing throughout their music career, starting with Disney all the way to now. Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, and Demi Lovato. And I NEED Izzy I to be in all of them!👍🏼

[@punkrockprincess0818]

I remember when Oregon was talking about making it legal to pump your own gas and there were people that were against it because they thought it was dangerous but didn't think that practically every other state allows people to pump their own gas. It seemed like a big issue for a while.

[@jimmyyarbrough9883]

There should be attendants that do it. The amount of people who set stuff on fire or drive off with the attachment still in their car is absurd.

[@lucid8nightmarelucid8night88]

Yeah and then you let them pump their own and witness the baffling incompetence of Oregonians.

[@kudave007]

Eminem is actually from St.Joseph Missouri I know I went to middle school with him

[@btetschner]

What was he like as a student? My car broke down once so I was in St. Joseph until boarding a Greyhound bus.

[@ivenstorm]

In Alberta Canada it is mandatory that if you are released from prison you must be given a gun and a horse so you can ride out of the province.

[@Dwoalin]

As a Rhode Islander, we really do need to get it together. Also a fun fact about New Hampshire. no sales tax 😂

[@ArtByDesign80]

11:49 The way he pronounces “New Hampshire”….😖 Luckily everyone else said it correctly!

[@AutumnDarling]

So if I want a horse…. I just need ice cream and pockets…. 🤔🤔🤔

[@lemondedetr]

Love Kimmy being a part of the react and various channels linked and related to REACT. She is one to keep!

[@rainkat1873]

Actually, a lot of lighthouse paintings and art are from Michigan. 😂

[@Queensupernova]

New Hampshire invented the first alarm clock, and its state motto is "Live Free or Die"

[@maddynmcmanus3506]

as someone from new jersey, the soup slurping thing is true. i was always told growing up to not slurp your soup because of it.

[@jjellybelmo4]

Clearly none of you have seen Harry & The Hendersons 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@melissaroszkowski8911]

We pump our fists, not our gas 😂

[@timisme8360]

10:38 Kimmy borrows Brian's catch phrase (Let's GOOOO!) and is ready to prove she's up for the challenge. Lol

[@travfrank6465]

For a country that has all this freedom there's a lot of unnecessary restrictions

[@superflaminggayelmo8830]

A really neat fact about New Hampshire is that it doesn't have a sales tax. Also, there's a town in Missouri where dancing is outlawed, but I'm not sure if it's really enforced nowadays. It's the same town that inspired Footloose.

[@FelixAnzaldua]

Rhode Island is neither a rode or an island

[@sheryltaylor7181]

Do you really think it's dumb that you can't wear headphones in both ears while biking? So you don't think you need to hear oncoming traffic noises and be alert for possible danger? Everyone just needs to watch out for you because you're on a bike? This mentality is a major reason motorists get angry at bicyclist and build resentment towards them.

[@kristaniquejohnson4085]

umm she probably wasnt riding it in traffic with both earphones in. Even so, she didnt specify the circumstance in which she was pulled over from. So, gheez lighten up ok. And, thats your opinion btw.

[@sheryltaylor7181]

​@kristaniquejohnson4085 being from a family of bicyclist I am not going to lighten up. I've been to too many funerals in the bicyclist community due to preventable accidents. People should really educate themselves on a subject before making a stupid comment.

[@scottwilson3741]

Doesn't matter where she was doing it. You never know what's going to pop up in front of you

[@danielgonzalez-pf5el]

Who ever has the heaviest/deadliest vehicle has to be on alert. That’s how it works.

[@glamrockchica909]

@@sheryltaylor7181cry about it biss

[@btetschner]

0:17 Love the jacket Martine, very sophisticated!

[@timisme8360]

10:59 Agree! Lock up ALL the soup slurpers ... and open mouth chewers! Oddly enough tho, it's recommended when drinking gourmet coffee.

[@citylily]

Always funny to hear about such zany and antiquated laws 😆

[@gmpet260]

Blue laws are a trip. Some that used to be on the books into 1980s in New York are: department stores couldn’t open until after 1 pm on Sunday. Drug stores and bakeries could but anything else had to wait until long after church got out. Alcohol could not be sold or purchased on Sunday until after noon. Time bars closed depended on the county. Bars where I lived closed at midnight went to college and they closed at 3am.

[@kitomiaizawa950]

We literally make "jersey girls don't pump gas" shirts.... AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY WEAR THEM

[@caseynoller6837]

We have the headphone law in CT too. It’s def not stupid. If you can’t hear a 1st responder wo headphones in, you won’t hear them when both your ears are occupied.

[@lenchenes]

Need part 2 of this pls!!!!!

[@yomogami4561]

yeah there's a lot of stupid laws still on the books everywhere fun episode and reactions

[@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf]

I live in New Jersey and my Dad slumps his soup all the time. I should record him and find something to blackmail him about.

[@Dapperhippie]

Kimmy, as a former server. If you go into a chain place and ask to take a cup and we don't sell it, offer to leave your server an extra 5 bucks tip or something and I guarantee we will look the other way lol

[@_sarahtonin]

Bro! Come to Kentucky and say that. Everyone cares about horses because it's all they have going for them 17:33

[@joserios991]

Bama fun fact Enterprise, Alabama has a statue of a bug *didn't want to google or misspell it*

[@taylorgraham4622]

I lived in New Jersey while I was in high school and that law about not pumping your own gas is true.I loved that law because I didn't have to fill up my mom's car with gas anymore every time it was low.

[@elizabethseals2001]

I live in Alabama. I've gotta stop driving blindfolded. 😂

[@jacomuller7013]

'If you can't operate a gas pump you shouldn't be operating a car' South Africans rn: 👁️👄👁️

[@angeleyesgreen1586]

Did you know: In Idaho snakes have been banned from biting humans on a Sunday - except when it's snowing.

[@janeandre9846]

😂😂

[@scottwilson3741]

That North Carolina law should be country wide

[@timisme8360]

14:40 Did you pull a sneaky on Jack, Martine? For SHAME! LMAO

[@theblackout6661]

new jersey has a law that says you cant sell ice cream after 6pm unless the customer has a note from your doctor

[@DukeHalliday-cv4fx]

W.T.F.

[@ASH_0621]

(Danny about guns in Texas) Nick:Not in a bar Me being in Mississippi and goes to the bar a lot:That's not normal we carry all types of weapons

[@CMCrockett]

The mountains and lakes outshine the lighthouses.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Round 11. No matter the answer, all of these options are really weird.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Riku from Kingdom Hearts would be able to drive blindfolded flawlessly.

[@o.m.a.r3311]

9:00 She had spoken!🤣 10:06 Every Shonen anime power system ever. 14:11 The Third! Come on.

[@adventureawaits868]

In the state of Tennessee it is legal to shoot a whale from a moving vehicle.

[@selenavasquez4238]

These are really interesting laws in these different states. This is very intriguing. I swear if people did hear I wouldn’t doubt if they all thought they were stupid. If someone drives blindfolded while you drive it will be dangerous for others and yourself. And the other interesting one is Singing in a swimsuit like what the heck. I love all of these people

[@OfficialAuntMoose]

I was today years old when I realized that Eminem stands for M and M Marshall Mathers.

[@punkrockprincess0818]

6:12 Nick: those creeps up in Washington.....said by a person from Washington 😅

[@jessicawolf7572]

4:12 my question is how many times did this happen for it to become a law? 😂

[@joshuawells835]

I thought it was strange that Alaska was a filming location for Pirates of the Caribbean. I do know that for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, they were filming off the coast of Somalia and having problems with the real Somali pirates, culminating in several attempts to kidnap principal cast members. So when it came time to film for Pirates of the Caribbean: Stranger Tides, they filmed in Hawaii for the scenery and proximity to the US Navy (specifically the headquarters of the US Pacific Fleet).

[@greenjackle]

Hello Fellow Humans, So I grew up poor. So I did this when I was 11 maybe 12. I had my hoodie on and I reached for candy at a gas station and I would look like I was putting it back and I actually put it in my sleeves. I bought one but I took like 5 candy bars. I feel bad but it was from a shell and it is still there today so clearly they are doing fine as that was in the middle of the 90s. Like 1994 or something like that. I still feel bad, but I was tired of my rich friends having king size candy bars and I didn't have any at all. Good ole peer pressure and poor vs rich people. Maybe we should do away with money and help everyone. But I give food to people all the time so it balances out. For example when I worked at Starbucks they tossed all food away daily. So I would take sandwiches and pastries on my bike and as I rode home I would give the food out to homeless people. We really waste so much in the USA.

[@Gambit-Lobo]

Sagging Pants should be made Illegal.

[@lenchenes]

Part2 pls!

[@meesha.06]

As a person born in New Jersey and still living here I have slurped my soup in plenty of public places.

[@nicolesaunders2964]

I broke the law in Florida then, because I was swimming in a hotel pool when I was about 11 and pretending I was Ariel and I was singing all the songs from the little mermaid 😂

[@btetschner]

8:52 In my hometown, we still have a full-service gas station. They will pump your gas, wash your windows, and check the engine fluids.

[@donaldstone540]

New Hampshire is the only state that borders Maine.

[@JadeRdN]

Thinking ya don’t wear your pew pew on your waist in TX, oh my sweet summer child 😂

[@abellewis3062]

In New Hampshire, you may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, café, or restaurant. Enough said.

[@Andrew-ms8md]

When I first started going to my local bar (not Oklahoma) people had to hand over their gun to the bartenders to keep in the walk-in behind the bar until they left

[@TycoTyrannus]

Big Foot No Hunting Law. They probably did not want hunters shooting at human looking 'things' in the out of focus woods.

[@owenbushey5907]

Don't mess with Jersey

[@Meowtownn]

Texas laws: you can't sit on the side walk in Galveston and in wyle you can get a ticket for a bad hairstyle

[@shinyhunteralana2297]

Round 1 didn't know that was a law Round 11 didn't know that was a law either & I agree all these answers are very weird Round 14 didn't know it was a thing but it makes sense

[@Randler101]

Always innocent till proven guilty

[@btetschner]

9:08 Jewel was a smash hit the end of high school after her Pieces of Me (1995) album was released! "Who Will Save Your Soul?", "You Were Mean For Me," and "Foolish Games," were played at almost every B.A.D. Dance until I graduated. The music video of "Foolish Games" is one of my favorite music videos of all time.

[@DreammasterFTW]

Dont know if i needed the image of everyone's hairs blowing in the wind...but thanks anyway Martine lol

[@nickninjaadams]

wired international laws next

[@beingsneaky]

Yeah I knew the ice cream one had to do with luring something..