Carol: *Writes Letter* I GOT YOUR MAMA, IF YOU WANNA SEE HER AGAIN SEND THE BIKE, SIGNED YOU KNOW WHO! Me: *Slow Claps*
@bythebees98105 жыл бұрын
same slow claps
@x.tina25 жыл бұрын
Isn't virgin Mary the mother of Jesus
@bueberry90285 жыл бұрын
@@x.tina2 yes, Jesus is the god? Wait a min...God is Jesus's Father? Im confused, Im not chirstian
@aerinfrei5 жыл бұрын
@@bueberry9028 Joseph is Jesus' Father(?) Mary is Jesus' Mother :) (im catholic but i learn in a christian school so ye)
@quiros71764 жыл бұрын
actually guys have you heard of 3 persons in 1 God? God the Father, God the Son( Jesus ), and God the Holy Spirit. They are all in one. Joseph is the foster father of Jesus because God ( the Father ) is His real father. It's very confusing but you'll get it like I do 😊
@lici_74865 жыл бұрын
I did not expect some of these
@classicalviolinist23253 жыл бұрын
"I GOT YOUR MAMA" XD
@ishy47625 жыл бұрын
“I GOT YOUR MAMA”
@xterantialgaming67465 жыл бұрын
@ANIKET KOBBANNA i yesn't get this
@lunarcat32835 жыл бұрын
*CHECKMATE*
@jesslyn46725 жыл бұрын
MAMA MARIA
@kekkfa12815 жыл бұрын
Give her back right now!! (:
@blingeekitty42765 жыл бұрын
Ish Galaxy I saw it ;-;
@aliciac34535 жыл бұрын
Who else loves the short stories w a twist
@jasondeng76775 жыл бұрын
lol
@galaxyheart52635 жыл бұрын
ME!!!!
@rosepetunia18295 жыл бұрын
"What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four legs?" Answer: A broken table that was fixed at the repair shop at the top of the hill. You're welcomez.
@sai19525 жыл бұрын
Thx m8
@2monthsago9694 жыл бұрын
That's genius!
@rosepetunia18294 жыл бұрын
+ Madelyn Lorda Ah yes. That makes more sense thank you!!
@rosepetunia18294 жыл бұрын
+ LPSEpiphany + 2 months ago Thanks.
@rosepetunia18294 жыл бұрын
+ Depressed Artist Animations Yw.
@Maria-jq3zv5 жыл бұрын
A dying man told this story in a movie, to his daughter-in-law. “One night, a crow came and visited me in my sleep and said, ‘Your aunt is gonna die.’ I was so scared I woke up my parents, but they said that it was just a dream and to get back to bed. The next morning, my Aunt Stacy was dead. Wasn’t ‘til 3 weeks later when the crow came back to me in a dream and said, “Your daddy’s gonna die.’ I didn’t no what to do, but I finally told my father, and he said, ‘Oh, not to worry,’ but I could tell that it had rattled him. The next morning, he wasn’t himself. He kept looking around, waiting for something to drop on his head ‘cause the crow didn’t say how it was gonna happen. Just those words. ‘Your daddy’s gonna die.’ Well, he finally came home from work and he looked terrible, as if he had been waiting for the axe to fall all day. He said to my mother, ‘I’ve just had the worst day.’ ‘Think you’ve had a bad day?’ she said, ‘This morning the milkman dropped dead on the porch.’”
@itzmari32344 жыл бұрын
Ellen read this type of story already
@lindameyers432atgmailcom53 жыл бұрын
I- oop
@yusraakintande49315 жыл бұрын
Who else's first thought was "How old is Carol?" I know mine was.
@ss-pu8hc5 жыл бұрын
I was like her mom just let her go to the church by herself
@kindafunnycommentwriter55165 жыл бұрын
shes little y'know y'remember the gap b'tween 3-4 that's little.
@delainad4 жыл бұрын
Yusra Akintande it said she was 7 or 8
@asatellin4 жыл бұрын
I imagined her with a French braid, with brown hair, wearing a red jacket, yellow shirt, with white shorts, and black shoes, about like 6 yrs old.
@thechandrazone4 жыл бұрын
@@kindafunnycommentwriter5516 yeah
@eliane2005 жыл бұрын
At 2:40 it sounded like You-Know-Who from Harry Potter
@hafsasyed28135 жыл бұрын
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED
@cheyanneuwu53935 жыл бұрын
*_Voldemort_*
@ayeshafatima1655 жыл бұрын
@@hafsasyed2813 Voldermort? Voldi? No nose dude? 😂WE do dare speak his name now
@ayeshafatima1655 жыл бұрын
@@cheyanneuwu5393 *high five* being a rebel is fun
@jh-vt2ox5 жыл бұрын
HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED...
@kai-xq3it5 жыл бұрын
2:42 reminds me of You Know Who/He Who Must Not Be Named/Voldemort from Harry Potter
@who37455 жыл бұрын
Same I thought I was the only one 😂
@michelejones665 жыл бұрын
From dombeldoor :Harry Potter did you put your name in there
@cheyanneuwu53935 жыл бұрын
Oh trueeeeee xD
@levonmargaryan38505 жыл бұрын
@@cheyanneuwu5393 I just saw this comment and realized it
@ethan4sias5 жыл бұрын
Sarah F you dare you speak of his name
@lilbunnygirl10225 жыл бұрын
I Have a funny story! My life.
@nojamsmelxx20025 жыл бұрын
I have a funny story My existence
@torudes5 жыл бұрын
I have a better one: I was born
@miadeblondy61885 жыл бұрын
@@nojamsmelxx2002 jungkook lol army
@weezer77575 жыл бұрын
Lilbunny Girl same
@ilevmyself80845 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhh but thats just sad
@Ava-iy1pv5 жыл бұрын
My dad got a new phone, the guy with that phone number, was Pete. Pete's dad texts my dad thinking he's texting Pete. Pete's Dad: When are you coming home? My Dad: Who is this? Pete's Dad: I'm waiting for you at home. My Dad: Who is this? Pete's Dad: Your dad. (because he thinks he is texting his son Pete) My grandpa (Dads dad) died around 9 years ago, my dad told me this story today, and I almost cried. Basically, it felt like my passed away grandfather was messaging my dad... This all happened 2 years ago, but I miss my grandpa, and I wish that was really him... I saw him one day, then two weeks later, he passed away. He had something to do with his knee when I saw him. My grandma told me that he passed away two weeks after I went to visit him... I'm glad I at least got a say some sort of goodbye to him... I think he's still out there, some creepy stuff happens to my family. I think he knows that we miss him... When my grandma was still living in the big house where my grandfather had passed away, the doorbell would ring, my grandma went to the door.. to find no-one there... After her sister passed away, (when my grandfather was still alive) she woke up to find her sister standing on the edge of her bed, a ghostly white figure that resembled my grandmother's sister. She woke my grandfather up, saying something like "Do you see that?" He saw it, she told me this forever ago, and I feel like she was actually there...
@nojamsmelxx20025 жыл бұрын
Wow deep sis
@unicornprincess56975 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t be bothered to read this but cool story
@vivaciousmyosotis4 жыл бұрын
Ava :( sorry about your loss
@Ava-iy1pv4 жыл бұрын
@@vivaciousmyosotis I'm devastated still...this was a year ago, I still remember everything happening so vividly..
@vivaciousmyosotis4 жыл бұрын
Ava I hope you can sort of get over this in a healthy way and live a fur filed life :)
@kurowa_5 жыл бұрын
I got one! Roses are red My name is not Dave I’m bad at poems Microwave
@Sunny-db6ix5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red I like rhymes too I’m bad at them But it can do.
@vyluu66535 жыл бұрын
Lol I like it xD all these poems are GREAT
@Sunny-db6ix5 жыл бұрын
VY Luu thank you so much I don’t have friends They all betrayed me It never ends
@itzpotato51015 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are violet Idk what to say But my name isn't Scarlett
@kaerassius5 жыл бұрын
Roses aren’t red Violets are blue I have a confession This doesn’t rhyme.
@goaway7375 жыл бұрын
A nurse and a doctor both like the same girl. The doctor brought the girl 💐 everyday and the nurse bought the girl an 🍎 everyday. The girl asks the nurse why do you bring me an 🍎 everyday? The nurse replies, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 😁
@kylieslife23765 жыл бұрын
Lol
@marshmallow9274 жыл бұрын
Clever
@coralline19843 жыл бұрын
Is the girl a kid? Because you’re saying girl not woman.
@krystalmejia504 жыл бұрын
Me: wanna hear a joke? Friend: sure! Me: I was born Friend: *cackles like the hiena’s from the lion king*
@yk.adriana32565 жыл бұрын
Who else clicked fast? 😂 Meeeeeeee
@allyboike99895 жыл бұрын
meeeeeeeeeeee
@yk.adriana32565 жыл бұрын
Quinn Rigdon heyyyyy😂
@_sleepymae5 жыл бұрын
I wish
@emily-ie2yg5 жыл бұрын
Pretty quick
@Lauren-mf7qv5 жыл бұрын
Adriana_forever_ 67 meee
@patricklee9615 жыл бұрын
The first one was so funny!
@indigoblue4785 жыл бұрын
Love you Kyutie 💛💛💛 These were actually all hilarious though and we had the exact same reactions 😂
@LittleTurtleMonsterrr5 жыл бұрын
"PS sure is hot down here!!!!!" Lol I can't even this is great!
@5.426q5 жыл бұрын
95% *Compliments for Kyutie* 4% *Random stuff* 1% *Liking this comment*
@namjoonsrealwife5 жыл бұрын
0.7%
@lovelysihyunnx22975 жыл бұрын
You took up the 1%L
@stickytip9205 жыл бұрын
Ooh looks like your chart is wrong not 1% has liked but about 10%
@irisshadowtower26525 жыл бұрын
Quirvey Xox Compliments *
@5.426q5 жыл бұрын
Iris Speedpaints Haha I'm the one who usually does that but thanks 👌🏾
@thatweirdtheaterkid24364 жыл бұрын
Little girl: *I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO* Mom: *wut*
@zoemarcell96255 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail though 😂😂
@heidipeterson45045 жыл бұрын
I thought the last one where the lion and the gorilla were coworkers was the best one. I especially liked the bit about the lion leaning towards the gorilla's ear and whispering, "Shut up right now, or you'll get us both fired." Lol.
@lilkiwi_79775 жыл бұрын
2:51 My baby cousin: Thunder boom boom Me: *W H E E Z E* (I find everything she does funny for some reason...maybe it’s because she’s three)
@ri55514 жыл бұрын
There once was a little girl named Colby and she was 5 years old. She used to visit her dad's house every day after to tell him about her day and how her school was going. It was always scary at her dad's house. There were a lot of stone status and it was always cold. She hoped that one day her father would be excited to see her but he would never respond. Colby sat on the ground in front of her dad crying her eyes out. It was 5pm when she left the graveyard still crying. She knows she will come back the next day but its still sad for her to know she will never see her father again.
@abbeysmith39295 жыл бұрын
Hi I love your vids so much you are so pretty
@mistybankston5 жыл бұрын
I waited hours for you to upload
@percyjacksonandmarvelfan80035 жыл бұрын
"What did this girl just do?" It's called blackmail, and (take note Little Carol) IT WILL NOT GET YOU AN EFFIN BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tianatucker76985 жыл бұрын
I love this channel I clicked as soon as I got the notification
@chaotictae16425 жыл бұрын
“Your friend, Carol” damn this girl had a good relationship with God
@TheNoiseySpectator5 жыл бұрын
0:29 Australians can be just unbelievably polite!
@itzmari32344 жыл бұрын
Here's my short story with a twist: A girl named Selina was walking down the road she saw an odd man in a uniform she brushed it off and thought "maybe he's lost and seeing which road to go" but every day she saw that same man with a camera she saw that man everywhere and was getting tired of seeing him turns out she was an actress and the odd man with with the camera was shooting a movie
@tkak45 жыл бұрын
2:49 I love kyutie's reaction lmao
@muhammadhamzakhan63235 жыл бұрын
This is your iq 👇 Edit: I’m just surprised that I got so many likes, thanks a bunch guys yall are very smart 😂
@alenayjin5 жыл бұрын
Wow I have 5 IQ Not surprising lol
@astrovoid93935 жыл бұрын
…😅
@higuginsgf32785 жыл бұрын
@@alenayjin haha
@muhammadhamzakhan63235 жыл бұрын
Gacha Hannah 😂
@cubannessaa5 жыл бұрын
Guys don't forget to add a zero...😊
@GL777TCH4 жыл бұрын
The first one, just made me laugh so hard- “I GOT YOUR MOMMA IF YOU WANNA SEE HER AGAIN SEND THE BIKE SIGNED YOU KNOW WHO.”
@maque90875 жыл бұрын
The last one got me dead it was unexpected
@weirdoperson59294 жыл бұрын
The $ 5.00 one to $500.00 one is almost exactly like one I've seen in another one of your videos. The little girl" I GOT YOUR MAMA" made me laugh so hard😂
@EliosPeach5 жыл бұрын
4:31 wtf!! thats literally the exact day after i was born!! oh heck no!
@theylovebrooke69975 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the “I GOT YOUR MAMA IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN SEND THE BIKE.” Was funny 😂
@00reality5 жыл бұрын
I always think about voldemort when someone says "you know who" I can't help it.
@hinaville89355 жыл бұрын
Plz do more of these! These are awesome!
@emmaangelic4875 жыл бұрын
I love your videos so much Ellen! I am a huge fan!
@kaitygrace53265 жыл бұрын
Omg I know the gorilla guy, he once was a substitute for my class when I was in 6th grade and he told that exact story!!! He said it happened a long time ago so $100 was worth a lot of money, and honestly I know that in the end he did get fired and was only given $50, that guy was so funny though, I kind of thought that story was fake when he told it but it was so entertaining to listen to his wild stories
@nonojojo_5 жыл бұрын
Shes not Voldemort... btw for yall who dont know Voldemort from Harry Potter is also called You know who
@RajeshPraji5 жыл бұрын
Omg I love this series pls don't stop it!!!!!!
@r0obbie3895 жыл бұрын
Who else forgot she existed I just came BACK after like a year
@yararin12383 жыл бұрын
Me
@charlesdapaah65385 жыл бұрын
I love kyutie because she's not afraid to stand up for what's right and also not afraid to show her true colors
@ellieweaver74145 жыл бұрын
2:48: OH NO! *VOLDEMOLT HAS MARY* If u don't get it.... *read Harry Potter*
@mrsseavey3085 жыл бұрын
Ellie We ahhhh my people are everywhere
@anikadua19365 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite series!!
@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_025 жыл бұрын
That first story is amazing! 🤣🤣🤣 So was the second! Lol Oof. They're all amazing!!!!
@pinknova10115 жыл бұрын
“Ya know.. I don’t know.....” - Ellen 2019
@alinamato5 жыл бұрын
I love these short stories!
@nikomi85115 жыл бұрын
4:36 HE SENT THAT EMAIL ON MY BIRTHDAY
@sarah-zc4kt5 жыл бұрын
Kyutie is going through uploading stages. First, it was lyric pranks. Then, it was games. Next, it was ASMR. And now, it’s short stories with a twist. But I have no problem with it because I watch everything Ellen uploads with no complaints. 💞
@khushismiles29125 жыл бұрын
Is it only me? I mean I thought of voldemort when I heard you know who 😂😂
@ethanschoales65633 жыл бұрын
5:42 I've seen this one before, in Plato and a Platypus. 8:01 I've seen this in multiple joke books.
@vanessadew56645 жыл бұрын
As soon as I got the notification I clicked the video so fast 😂😂😂 btw I love you Kyutie 💕💕💕
@chloejarvais9614 жыл бұрын
The email from the dead husband was priceless 😭😂
@g_malaaycora71405 жыл бұрын
Now I'm curious... Did cutie reading our comments sometimes?
@larren15815 жыл бұрын
ARMYYY!!!
@nojamsmelxx20025 жыл бұрын
ARMY
@tanishahazra91025 жыл бұрын
Yes maybe she does Jiminie😂💜
@Raine694 жыл бұрын
I love Carol, just "I GOT YOUR MOMMA" Best quote of the year It kills me every time I read it
@gabbyr.19455 жыл бұрын
Sup This was great I love you, your soo funny and u make me laugh, I peed my pants during this Jk but I almost did.
@itzmemilkamosi81525 жыл бұрын
I just started watching you and your so funny and your videos are so interesting!
@pastel_hannahsusanproducti75945 жыл бұрын
YAY
@crystalmartinus90545 жыл бұрын
omg she hit 3,000,000 subscribers *congratulations* Ellen❤
@Maddie-sg2hn5 жыл бұрын
Some ppl: why does she talk so much when she’s doing this Me:I love this
@ireh_125 жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@lz23395 жыл бұрын
Me: god tell me a joke! God: well, I gave you your life, didn’t I? Me: fair enough.... (Yes this is a meme, I’m not original alright? O, . O,)
@rays7165 жыл бұрын
Love these stories 😂
@lol-hv9ik5 жыл бұрын
Early😊 If ur reading this hope ur day/night Is going good and if it wasn’t hope it is now 🖤 Who else clicked while on Snapchat when they saw the notification
@namjoonsrealwife5 жыл бұрын
I was on Twitter... XDD
@lara89755 жыл бұрын
I don't have any friends any way
@lol-hv9ik5 жыл бұрын
Pasqua Ninna I’m your friend now
@lara89755 жыл бұрын
kewl
@kimv27965 жыл бұрын
You are really creative and I love your ascent your amazing!😊❤
@mosuijx9285 жыл бұрын
"I GOt YOUR MAMA" ~Kyutie 2019!
@vishnumanimaran80715 жыл бұрын
CAROL:"Letter 4: I GOT YOUR MAMA IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. SIGNED U KNOW WHO" BOTH ME AND KYUTIE:"SAME EXPRESSION" 😂😂😂😂😂✌🏾
@_ej_100sugar95 жыл бұрын
Hi I love your videos😛😆
@josselyndelaroca52445 жыл бұрын
Love your videos!!💞
@ashfeatherartz5 жыл бұрын
I clicked as soon as I got the notification!!! My name is Tasha and I would really love to meet you. Love what you do Kyutie! 💙💙💙
@ashfeatherartz5 жыл бұрын
@•GachaCat• Well Hello!
@fallendemon98265 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@kimberly-ti7bl5 жыл бұрын
3:10 !!!!! Hahahahhahahahaha “I GOT YO MAMA”
@pearllikesboba56045 жыл бұрын
First To realize kyutie is first
@jasperroca77425 жыл бұрын
Iᖇᑎᗩ ᑭᒪᗩyᔕ deep dark weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@getscared_atmychemical_dis72765 жыл бұрын
UR THE BEST KYUTIE!!!!!
@lunarwolf88505 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
@v.eeclipse5 жыл бұрын
How she put the voice up when she said "shut the F up or your gonna get us both fired" I'm laughing my ass off!!!
@soomiko5 жыл бұрын
I GOT YO MAMA
@amalabdelhamid18945 жыл бұрын
I love these stories because here so funny, and the first one with the savage kid killed me! Her mom thought she was being a good girl at the end but it turned out she's just a savage!😂😂
@funguscrepes5 жыл бұрын
...my name is Carol...
@chillconversation65085 жыл бұрын
Her voice at the end though I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amyyanez52465 жыл бұрын
First to commit and like
@gurleen52015 жыл бұрын
**comment**
@vae20365 жыл бұрын
Unknown Dreamer LMAOOO
@leahx36775 жыл бұрын
Love your videos!
@jellov63345 жыл бұрын
Ur like count is 666😱😱😱
@whydoyoucare_pK3 жыл бұрын
‘Signed, YOU KNOW WHO’ Me: VOLDEMORT?! D:
@joannsitaa5 жыл бұрын
Who loves this
@rainbowtrashcan73085 жыл бұрын
Your reactions are amazing XD
@annfelisitysalanga89445 жыл бұрын
If you love Ellen hit that like!😁😁
@sydneyk47935 жыл бұрын
Love these videos!
@frog99655 жыл бұрын
Usually my hair is like my life .. 100% messed up. Leave a like if this is u😂😂
@_jlynn08_5 жыл бұрын
Lol omg same!!😂😂😂😂💙😂😂
@mariafernandes30635 жыл бұрын
Your reaction after you the the story that had a girl called Carol, the last letter!😂🤣😂🤣
@snazzy.raccoon72625 жыл бұрын
My name is Carol and my best friends name is Karol
@abby_rayne85 жыл бұрын
I love your videos ❤️❤️
@tiatiki55885 жыл бұрын
4 view no likes? HELP THE GAL OUT!
@aliya61675 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these they are absolutely hilarious!