Reacting to Internet "Facts" About Me - Skall Exposed! 😂

Sometimes you randomly stumble upon some real comedy gold on the internet... A friend of mine typed "Skallagrim" into the search for fun, to see what would come up, and the result was hilarious. Incomplete biography is one thing, but entirely made up stuff, while claiming "various newspapers" and other vague "sources", that's pretty funny.
Also yet another good reminder of how important skepticism and source critique are, especially for random information you find online. I do wish some of this was true though...
This made me laugh so much I got a supervillain cough. :D
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[@nippertipper7686]

FACT: Skall is wanted in multiple countries for pommel assaults

[@klevishida740]

Not assaults they be salty cause he ended them rightly

[@tylerbeaumont]

You could say "he's screwed"! Get it? Cos pommel!

[@diegosalvador3530]

Now, this is head cannon to me

[@couchbear6108]

...on tax collectors

[@Wolfsins]

Hahahaha pommel assaults

[@therion5458]

Facts: Skall is over 7ft tall and his favorite sword is the katana.

[@lowlandnobleman6746]

Dual wielded chainsaw bladed katanas.

[@TheLiamis]

Hes 6'15"

[@hudhaifah7785]

@@TheLiamis No, they got the numbers switched around. They said 6'10"- It's 10'6".

[@gunchar06]

and she's in fact a japanese Highschool girl.

[@andywilson8698]

Everything that was said here was true

[@johnladuke6475]

FACT: Skall's dating life is unknown, he's not sure who this strange lady is but she probably wants his $18 mil

[@qwormuli77]

Nah, it's Skall who's shooting for the payout!

[@prio7485]

Still here for when the number count of the likes is 911

[@priore88]

*her 18M, skall is a girl. Internet said so.

[@TheZandaz]

Skallagrim wasn't born, he was forged by Odin himself

[@darbyyounger5418]

made out of iron and steel

[@SaurusWarriorSotek]

@@darbyyounger5418 and a little copper for the bread and hair

[@einarblood-axe9328]

@@SaurusWarriorSotek I love copper bread

[@SaurusWarriorSotek]

@@einarblood-axe9328 Damn my fat fingers

[@einarblood-axe9328]

@@SaurusWarriorSotek I feel your pain man, I misspell shit all the time when Im typing, still funny to point it out when I see it tho

[@Kiromony]

Skall facts: He shaves his beard everyday but his viking blood makes his beard grow fast enough to have it in the same shape everyday

[@formam1022]

Facts,

[@alucarderipmavtube]

His Beard is enchanted by Celtic Magic. The magic words are "By Odin's Beard!"

[@bluetaigax1747]

A true and worty gaelic blood

[@dirpmussolini790]

Fact: when skall turns 50 he will get grey and then will call his subscribers to the top of High Hruthgard

[@bluetaigax1747]

@@dirpmussolini790 and then we will see this big hulking warrior which is Skall

[@schonnj]

Things I didn't know: Skall and Cara are happily married lesbians. That should like double your net worth. Thank you Tabloid Tales.

[@SandNebula232]

Who cares?

[@germanart2075]

Land of birth: Viking Language: Viking Ethnicity: Viking Eyecolor: Viking Haircolor: Viking ... That wasn't so hard, was it?

[@klausjuergen]

Only If you pronounce it like Lindybeige did in his Ironclad: Part Two video: Vikings!!

[@tygonmaster]

Place of eternal rest: Valhalla

[@WinVisten]

Language: Old Norse would make more sense.

[@Aconitum_napellus]

@@tygonmaster Eternal rest? Nonsense! He will feast and train for Ragnarok.

[@doctor-atuti]

@@WinVisten Ah so "Land of birth: Viking" makes sense then does it? Bruh he's joking XD

[@MalloonTarka]

Skall Fact Nr. 354: On the winter solstice every year, Skallagrim turns into a flying bear and delivers toys to the children of the world.

[@UnholyTerra]

MalloonTarka it’s true. This year I got a nifty dane ax.

[@tulkasandhrimnirsson6180]

*delivers swords

[@jesalt8230]

Beard*

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

The gifts are mainly bearded axes made from his own beard!

[@derekbrogan4241]

I got dried fish and a dead squirrel

[@omegaindustriesllc]

FACT: Skall’s beard isn’t real, he puts it on before recording every video

[@DustyyBoi]

:c

[@momgo6533]

He takes the beard off at the end and throws it back in the bag, he ends it rightly

[@zanemob1429]

Explains why it looks too good.

[@Nerobyrne]

FAKE BEARD MAKERS EVERYWHERE WANT TO KNOW SKALL'S LOCATION

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

Sir, I have to arrest you for slander against the glory of viking beards.

[@jatsantsa]

Aye, Skall is 3m tall, he is triple-wielding zweihander swords and he is shooting pommels from his arse.

[@Rottenberg666]

Such unappreciated comment. "shooting pommels from his arse" had me burst into laughter. Thank you :D

[@jatsantsa]

@@Rottenberg666 Welcome ;) , but I took it from brave heart and just included pommels. Still I will love to see Skall say this with Scottish accent on horse back, in somehow brave heart cosplay. :D

[@mizcaesar1804]

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES,BUT THEY WONT DO IT RIGHTLY

[@drops2cents260]

3:12 Kara: "Tall, dark and handsome, they get you right!" Wait, what... Tall, dark and handsome - does that mean Skall is a pint of Guinness?!?

[@tygonmaster]

No, but everyone you see after drinking one is

[@drops2cents260]

@@tygonmaster/videos Nah, one single pint would _never_ be enough for that - especially not if you're Irish. :-)

[@drops2cents260]

@Vox Populi > I'm glad I'm a lightweight drinker. That's actually enviable, because that does help you to save a literal ton of money to get hammered. :-)

[@miguelmonteiro5166]

FACT: Skall is a slender dark and mysterious woman

[@mateuszabramek7015]

If everyone can choose it's gener, why not skin color and net worth...?

[@Gakulon]

@@mateuszabramek7015 OK boomer

[@a-blivvy-yus]

You people claiming she's not married are silly. If you look deep enough into the internet, you can find that Skallagrim is a classy lady with 3 different husbands across 5 countries.

[@gunarsmiezis9321]

@@mateuszabramek7015 Because they cant chose their gender. But you can tan or lighten your skin if you want it wont change your race tho.

[@mateuszabramek7015]

@@a-blivvy-yus I know it's a joke but, one of my colleagues at University had 3 boyfriends at the same time, and it required to be discrete. And her methods: "Oh, I forget to take an umbrella can you... Oh, I forget to buy a ticket..." Man always thought she's a lady in distress in fact she's not a lady. One day two boyfriends came at the same time to meet her - you may think she had a problem - nope. She said to the bigger one, she don't know what the second is thinking but they're not together. I saw the moment from distance. Legend says she's changed now and she's a better person. Maybe it's truth.

[@LadZeroUltra]

Your wife is a joy to see in videos. You and her seem to bounce of eachother very well so its great to see her in this vid. OH WAIT! i forgot your marital status is: pending. Who is the mysterious woman next you?!!?

[@henrykrinkle1576]

he's married. he's posted videos of the ceremony.

[@10secondreviews48]

Sarcasm seems lost on you

[@eugen_the_great]

Henry Krinkle Whow Henry...just whow

[@firehunterz2311]

@@henrykrinkle1576 Is this it? Is this the perfect time? Allow me then! _r/woooosh_

[@dlam2864]

Skall: I have 18 million dollars Skall's Wife: How many drugs have you been doing?

[@easternhills1329]

Skall: Yes

[@traditionaltaekwondoramblings]

She should ask how many swords he’s bought 😂😂😂

[@patriotenfield3276]

It's complicated

[@kurokaze511]

"Aye I've heard the tales. They say he stands ten feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his eyes, and balls of fire from his arse." Pretty cool that we have the same birthday though.

[@firstconsul7286]

You mean pommels of fire

[@FenrirFire18]

Fact: Skall is actually reptilian. He likes us humans because we included his species in Skyrim.

[@unscnordlicht3279]

Plausible

[@cinemafanatic6687]

Nah he's an immortal from the Highlands of Scotland about 4,000 + years old it's obvious because he reviews and knows how to handle swords e.e

[@Soridan]

Only for the lusty maids. He is just a necessary evil.

[@mikereger1186]

It’s the Argonian Pommel fetish again.

[@varuug]

An Asgardian on vacation..

[@samsonthemanson]

Fact: Skall got his Kriegsmesser from an actual German peasent he shot

[@ondralavicka3455]

He didn't shoot the peasant. For a pommel to have its destructive properties it must be thrown.

[@HiopX]

@@ondralavicka3455 Fool! A pommel would destroy the Kriegsmesser as well.

[@alcedob.5850]

@@HiopX Kriegsmesser is out of the reach of pommel power. It's a knife

[@Wylf]

That's why you don't bring a Messer to a gun fight.

[@dustykercheif7044]

Best comment

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

FACT: Skall richs are ALL ancient raid spoils of his vikings ancestors

[@tiaxanderson9725]

2:41 From the first website; "Skallagrim has brown color eye & black hair." *stat block follows* "Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Black" HOW DID YOU EVEN MESS THAT UP?

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

not to forget the 1,88 m and 6 feet 10 inch xD 6 feet 10 inch are like 2,10 m lmao

[@kitajkulaa]

If Skallagrim made this much money off youtube, we would see him live in a castle in Nova Scotia, not a house.

[@jackwong4198]

At middle of nowhere,Canada

[@theamericankaiser4549]

Moojudge then Shadiversity would lay siege to the castle for it lacks machicolations

[@momgo6533]

With a full garrison of knights armed with the best pommels for ending intruders rightly

[@Nerobyrne]

you know I would XD

[@KaiserAfini]

With an entire aisle dedicated to his historical pommel collection.

[@nimrodthewise836]

It's adorable how much she loves you, warms my heart.

[@fantasick8880]

The double breast grab says it all.

[@phil_zupra_b5880]

We all hope for someone like her.

[@billybigstones6134]

Phil_Rock [PHLPPRCK] true

[@albertomarcantonio3179]

That random kiss at 9:34 made my heart smile, wish you the best for this new decade guys, you're really a beautiful couple :)

[@CaraDanaellea]

@@albertomarcantonio3179 And I wish you the best for the new decade as well!

[@Epicmonk117]

FACT: When the Emperor of Mankind forged his signature flaming blade, he used a pommel from one of Skallagrim's swords

[@sanguiniustheredangel2695]

Father did indeed do such a thing. He loves a Terran who knows how to use a sword.

[@Epicmonk117]

@Sanguinius The Red Angel The pommel was an ancient artifact enshrined within a temple dedicated to a lost god of martial arts, who we now know to have been based on the first owner of the pommel, Skallagrim. EDIT: Misread your comment as “he did no such thing”

[@sharkoj]

Fact: skall never learned how to fight, he was magically enhanced by a wizard to destroy other fantasy warriors with realism and facts

[@Gridia444]

Probably the best part was Cara saying.. with a straight face.. "No, he's not a necrophiliac." I lost it.

[@gekolvr0734]

*Cara Ftfy

[@notsocrazytank707]

5:48 Cara got the only possible appropriate reaction

[@robando2922]

I lol'd for real

[@jeffkardosjr.3825]

Necromancer, not necrophile!

[@mateuszabramek7015]

He's actually undead himself - checkmate.

[@willemverheij3412]

We all know he's a scandinavian viking who died and went to valhalla over a thousand years ago but has been send back to instruct everyone how to fight through youtube videos in preperation for ragnarok.

[@Lord_Raymund]

@Willem Verheij My though exactlly😏

[@mythoughts2430]

So no fantasy spins or wall hangers I must get a pointy stick now

[@Azrael_indrason]

I love this explanation Ragnorok approaches The warriors of Valhalla have been summoned It’s time to defend Asgard’s Great Wall And they send we olé skall to train the masses in an attempt to better their chances come the end

[@brandonriggle3860]

FACTS

[@Geneolgia]

The Eihenrjar of KZbin

[@brizzell2101]

Got to admit you two girls make the cutest couple.

[@theblackbaron4119]

:') we read it on the internet, so it must be true.

[@Huy-G-Le]

“Skall births places is In Canada” His ancestors: They got the facts wrong, that not where the lad was born, that just where we raided.

[@Panz82]

you can tell just by watching 30 secs that she is REALLY in love with him. Well done, Skalla, it's kinda you won the lottery there.

[@badhippo]

that would explain all them millions he has then.

[@emeukal7683]

@@badhippo how many rich stars are there happily married?not a lot.

[@sinine1100]

And she's been around for I don't know many years, too!

[@stefanradev7034]

Ar, there is a whole another level of love- she participated in an armor-presentation video (and she was wearing the armor).

[@MrVindictus1]

That thing ain't the lottery lmfao. Virgins really envy every trash they come across.

[@davidhonfi2683]

Skall:" So I'm moving house, sadly I have to sell some of my swords" Internet: "sKaLlAgRiMm nEt wOrTh: 86 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs"

[@gotisc]

He must have sold some high end swords!

[@jeffkardosjr.3825]

🇭🇺

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

Swords are expensive!

[@RannonSi]

Yeah, so if we add up everything he's ever owned with the price he got for selling them and all his debts with the value the house as if it was placed in the middle one of the more expensive cities on the world and lastly does the same with his wife and combine them. 86 million dollars! :D

[@Petaurista13]

@@RannonSi Which would be bullshit as we should count what he owns now, as you would count some things twice.

[@RickardLejonhjarta]

Fact: There are no Zombies in Canada now that Skall lives there

[@Taolan8472]

"Has not been previously engaged" I dont think I've ever seen so much sass in just holding up a hand, that's where I lost it.

[@them631]

FACT: our last spy sent to his residence did not return, this article represents the few things he could see in the ten seconds before his demise

[@M4x_P0w3r]

He was no match for the pommel

[@l33tsamurai]

Pommel at 600 yards... Not pretty...

[@johnladuke6475]

Once the shield is wedged across the doorway it's hard to see anything without getting stabbed in the eyes.

[@christianstorms3950]

Was about to say "last thing he saw was an flying pommel", but I see you guys had it covered xD

[@Enmerkar_of_Uruk]

The spy last recorded Skallagrim armed with a sword and shield, yelling "Never should've come here!"

[@user-xf7wx3zk8j]

Apparently, Skal is a son of Bruce Wayne and Geralt of Rivia edit: daughter

[@PrimordialNightmare]

I'd watch that show.

[@andrewhunt7328]

Skall should of been the witcher

[@foxspirit1755]

Don’t give the internet ideas. You never know what they’ll come up with.

[@PrimordialNightmare]

@@foxspirit1755 Time for some malicious abuse of deepfake ( hope that's how it works)

[@GholaTleilaxu]

Bruce definitely cannot give birth so I guess the mutant somehow managed to steal the last Spell of Pregnancy from Yennefer.

[@kimrah01]

Came home from work, shit shift, saw this, loled soooo hard... thaks, you made my evening! ...btw, how about giving away some of your exorbitant wealth to your subscribers?...just asking? ;D

[@Chris-xx1pv]

Your significant others laugh, smile and affection towards you is the most adorable thing that makes me heart happy.

[@Psiberzerker]

"He won a Pulitzer Prize for an autograph. He is, the most interesting man in the world!" I don't always unscrew my pommel, but when I do, I end them rightly!

[@weswolever7477]

🥃 have a digital drink on me

[@themarchhare154]

This should be a merch shirt hahaha

[@Stephen_Curtin]

I've heard Skallagrim is seven feet tall. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Enemy with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[@OldNavajoTricks]

If I reply to you, do I get to kill English?

[@Stephen_Curtin]

@@OldNavajoTricks Aye

[@OldNavajoTricks]

@@Stephen_Curtin Excellent!!!

[@Stephen_Curtin]

@@OldNavajoTricks Stephen is my name and I'm the most wanted man on my island.

[@OldNavajoTricks]

@@Stephen_Curtin I couldn't add that part as mine isn't lol, but now I need to rewatch it, he was my favourite character in it 👍

[@oatmealwarpaint6400]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that it says "Eye Color: Black"

[@jonathaniwachiw-toothill29]

Dude is a vampire

[@Not_Morgoth]

Apparently

[@lawrenceschuman5354]

Should have been "svart"?

[@mcxopjesh]

👀

[@glizzybeard7366]

I mean it is a eye colour it's just so stupidly rare it practically doesn't exist

[@ShagShaggio]

Fact: Skall actually only measures his net worth in Albions.

[@sir_slimestone3797]

"she"

[@theblackbaron4119]

:'D

[@wilfdarr]

You guys are a really cute couple. This made my night after a bit of a crappy day. Thanks for letting us in to your lives.

[@andrewhunt7328]

She is lovely. Very lucky lady

[@SudsyMedusa53]

The Internet: Skall is worth tens of millions of dollars! Skall: looking under couch cushions and behind his sword colletions for enough change to buy chicken nuggets.

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

We have all been that guy.

[@csweezey18]

@@colonelkenpachi5009 *have

[@mrhalfwit972]

@@yuiiB *LOOKING FOR ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY CHICKEN NUGGIES*

[@mattaffenit9898]

Ethnicity: Ás Place of Birth: Valhöll, Ásgarđr Date of Birth: June 8th, 793 Hair Color: Baldr brown Eye Color: Bragi blue Parents: Óđinn, Frigg Siblings: Þórr, Viđarr, Ragnarr Lođbrók (speculated) Height: 10'8 Weight: 400 lbs of muscle and steel Net Worth: Lindisfarne Monastery Cars: 991 Sleipnir Anything I missed?

[@arkhtyi9456]

"I want to see your dating life. Everything I don't know." "Erm, hah hah..." (Grins nervously)

[@joey_ramone_96]

skall: literally has a video about his wedding with Cara + a looot of videos with her every site: HE IS SSIIIIINGLEEEEE

[@Fish-ub3wn]

*she :D (on the website there's a mistake that he's a she)

[@joey_ramone_96]

@@Fish-ub3wn yeah right I forgot he's a girl

[@Sturmlied]

Wishful thinking.

[@epithet052]

Fact: Skall suffers from nightmares where he's attacked with a katana. It terrifies him not because he's hurt but because it doesn't have a proper guard.

[@kyle18934]

He doesnt have a pommel to throw at the attacker.

[@RealShaun]

You two seem so lovely together, its really wholesome and heartwarming. You must be pretty lucky you have each other! ❤️

[@kilianb8540]

I’ve got to say that this video is hilarious, and love all TRUE “FUN” FACTS about you. Love your work, Skall

[@shlamimk4664]

You two totally deserve that beautiful house. I can see the change in both of you since the big move. Well done for being yourselves and making it work!

[@AntoineVello]

"And how many drugs have you been doing lately that I've never seen any of it," Cara is just so much snark.

[@CaraDanaellea]

Where would be the fun if I didn't snark the house down?

[@AntoineVello]

@@CaraDanaellea Oh no, not an insult. The more snark the better. Happy new year!

[@CaraDanaellea]

@@AntoineVello Happy new year to you too! And don't worry, didn't take it as an insult, just went sarcastic on it

[@kiranm8569]

This was just recommended to me by KZbin. I have seen a good many videos from Skall but this really takes the cake. I laughed so hard I had to stop watching so I could breathe.

[@shanelyon414]

You guys are so sweet! Thanks for sharing the laugh and congratulations on you’re millions!

[@lsynno]

This must be automated surely. Assembled by some broken algorithm.

[@f1atl1n3]

it's 100% pure machine text + vague estimates taken from opened sources. It's incredible how easily people can be amused by a relatively simple and quite old technology.

[@johncrowerdoe5527]

@@f1atl1n3 The amusement is over it's bad quality. Even in the 1980s and before tech people were taught to do better.

[@tsf_skeith6614]

So no one's gonna talk about how in the stats he had black eyes and brown hair while in the description it was reversed? xD

[@jethropark7660]

He has blue eyes.....

[@tsf_skeith6614]

@@jethropark7660 Yes that's pretty obvious? I'm talking about the description?

[@fantasick8880]

I noticed that too.

[@poetryinwinter9581]

XD you're right.... you can see it at 4:20 too!

[@BainesMkII]

I'd say the bigger deal was naming his wife in the description, only for the later sections to say that there was no information about his relationships. (Which they did notice in the video.) Or just the bad English of the page. ("How many children does have?" "Does Dead or Alive?")

[@Gigasnipe2]

Hello Skall. I discovered you many years ago after class watching you video about Skyrim weapons. Love you and your videos. Keep up the good work in this new year.

[@zacserpa1238]

"It has to be at least borderline ethical" ~ Skall, 2020

[@duchi882]

*Skallagrim Fact:* His beard gives him +69 Thorkell Strength points

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

_Nice_

[@dannydivens2969]

Thorkell still best waifu 2019

[@katenaccios]

Still wrong height, he should be like 7'10

[@aqueousconch1103]

He now lives on in Vinland 😓

[@phillipturner657]

Lol. Side note, always enjoy videos with both of you. The way you guys interact is always entertaining and warms my cold black heart! Sköl!

[@chadherbert18]

Oh wow - thanks for that post! That made my day - laughed so hard!! 🤣

[@csabalako1788]

"difficult to know if he has a wife..." I mean Skall has a video about the marriage, but you know, other than that who knows

[@defernomore]

But that video was about a averaged sized, brown haired, blue eyed, male peasant. Clearly not the REAL Skall these sites know so well.

[@JakeT3056]

I wonder if these are the same people who asked: "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

[@CotizanCrane]

@Leugimimi No, he doesn't is.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

"Does many articles actually faking with robot? Something more at a time"

[@alexmalyarchuk1723]

What is Bruno Mars?

[@SkyForceOne2]

@@CotizanCrane But I think he does hasn't?

[@jacobbrennan6489]

@@alexmalyarchuk1723 does gay.

[@eddiezebeast]

"how many drugs have you been doing that I've never seen any opf it?" sounds like the biggest fault was to not share :D

[@PhillipBicknell]

Best chuckle-giggle-laugh I've had for a while. Thank you.

[@leonlx564]

FACT: Skallagrim has actually never grimaced. He grins instead. Thus his name should be Skallagrin. This level of clickbait should not be tolerated.

[@fantasick8880]

Skall is the most secretive KZbinr I've ever watched. He never talks about where he was born/raised and he never speaks his first language. He's even completely eradicated his European (I think) accent. It's as if he's trying to escape some dark secret from his past. There's a real spy thriller vibe going on with him.

[@Rukha85]

This video is gold. The reaction, the happy couple and the comments. All of them are facts to me. Even that one about skall being his own father

[@innahaapa1314]

Thanks for sharing, this certainly was funny! Missus tall-and-dark-and rich! X-D Happy 2020 for you both!

[@erikcarlson9157]

Ethnicity: Unknown ----> Asgardian confirmed!

[@anthonyhayes1267]

Watching you for the past however long talk about tight funds makes the first one all the more hilarious

[@hellrock]

You can feel how much his wife loves him. Meanwhile my wife kicks me out of my own home 😂

[@spikeydapikey1483]

You have the most amazing Not Wife ever dude!! Cheers for the laughs!!

[@kleinjahr]

Uhoh, Revenue Canada calling. Knowing our bureaucracy, they'll likely spend 90 million on the audit.

[@professormetal4411]

188cm = 6' 10" LMAO, it's 6' 2".

[@Cionaoith]

I don't deal in metric, but I thought that was off. Isn't 2m = 6'6"?

[@00wolfer00]

@@Cionaoith it is

[@darknase]

yeah, saw that and though "even can't do the math"

[@darknase]

1.83 m is 6' every 1" is +2.5 cm (0.025 m)and every 1' +30 cm (0.3 m)

[@totenkopfan6296]

I think Hickok45 is 6'10"

[@francescogulisano2917]

Truth be said, I missed the video you made about your wedding, but went and watched it when you mentioned it in another video

[@spaghettimkay5795]

7 foot tall Canadian multi-millionaire stalks the forest murdering travellers with pommels.

[@robertyoung1317]

This is pure GOLD guys!!! Hope you and your wife had a great new years and we here at the Young residence are all wishing you both the best for the new year! Me and the girls couldn't stop laughing at their utter ignorance.

[@LucaCavaletto]

When you asked if we would accept some paid ads on your Facebook page, I said "Yeah, sure!". Never thought you would earn that much. I'm happy for you! Now you can buy a lot of zombie heads.

[@GodlyAtheist]

Seeing you guys so in love is both beautiful and heartbreakingly depressing. Either way if anyone is deserving of happiness it definitely is you and yours, Skall. Happy New Year.

[@jacksaints8993]

*Skall's net worth $18 million dollars* Patreon patrons: Am I a joke to you?......

[@AntonDeMorgan]

"does dead or alive?" Skallagrim, play dead. Skallagrim, end your foe rightly.

[@scottmacgregor3444]

No no he plays Dead or Alive beach volleyball. Alone. At night... What, he just doesn't want distractions!

[@omariscovoador7486]

Holy shit i can't stop laughing at the beginning, his laugh is so genuine

[@user-zm6cc6bu3s]

Happy holidays to you and your family Skall!

[@brotherandythesage]

The comments might even be better than the video! I guess there really is a first time for everything. Keep up the great videos Skall and Cara!

[@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145]

"Might be dating Low-Key"... Low-key? Loki? So they think Skall is dating Loki? Wow ROTFL

[@ExorcistX999]

Well, Loki is reputed to be QUITE the shapeshifter...

[@scottmacgregor3444]

He Loki was hot as a chick. Haven't you read the comics?

[@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145]

@@scottmacgregor3444 but in Norse mythology he did give birth to Odin's horse Sleipnir, So he was a chico at one point lol

[@ExorcistX999]

@@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Loki gave birth to Fenrir the wolf, Jormungandr the world serpent, Sleipnir the six (eight?) legged horse, and Hel goddess of the dead. I have no idea what the Nords were smoking when they thought up these legends but holy crap I need some of that Edit: some spelling

[@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145]

@@ExorcistX999 who knows....but they probably smoked it all lol

[@thegreatlemmon7487]

Fact: Skallagrim is actually canadain batman and he has a secret cave base with a armory of 400 pommel

[@tygonmaster]

Only 400? Skall, with his tall stature can throw 400 pommels a second. Good thing he has 18 million dollars.

[@ragedgrunt]

This nearly made me cry, my god this is ridiculous, they found you out buddy!

[@kristinradams7109]

It's so great to see you too, Cara :) You two are way too cute together! A Happy and blessed New Year to you both, all year long! Also, to everyone reading this. Happy 2020!

[@epithet052]

2:02 Ah yes, the well known city of Canada, "city of Canada".

[@tygonmaster]

Canada is my city

[@Sturmlied]

There is actually a village in England that is named Canada. Apparently Florence Nightingale is buried there (did not fact check this!) and a town with the same name in Kansas formed in 1883 by a former speaker of the Canadian Senate. For some reason I found it interesting to google this and thought I share :)

[@exiletsj2570]

Right now he’s being grilled about that relationship status.

[@barbaricvm0]

We mortals can only hope to have a waifu that loves us as much as she loves Skall. Happy holidays you guys,and here's to a fantastic 2020 for your channel, cheers!

[@somebigguy2215]

This was great to see y'all cracking up

[@Aetius_of_Astora]

FACT: Skall is the little spoon of the relationship

[@buzdygan5488]

facts: Shad beats Skall, Skall beats Matt Easton, find a way for Matt Easton to beat Shad and we have Shrock-Skaller-Eassors

[@eddard9442]

Buzdygan you have that backwards, facts beat speculation and theory every time

[@bosknight7837]

Buzdygan I’d put that the other way around Matt beats Skall because he’s an instructor,Skall beats Shad because he’s still the better fighter,Shad beats Matt because Australia is deadly af

[@geranarthy2309]

@@bosknight7837 This is now canon

[@eddard9442]

Yeh i see you are on the right track, i am an Aussie and i am afraid i have to side with Matt for his expertise on swords.

[@ImMora1]

Sorry bro, Matt Easton would beat both shad and skall at the same time while calmly explaining the historical origin of the weapon and the techniques he is using

[@bishopsteiner7134]

The Church of LSD* would like to talk to "Shady" about his earnings..... TITHE TIME BABY!

[@mcxopjesh]

Heh, I'm sure shady already payed it.

[@kiloyardstare]

This is my favorite "Skallagrim Reacts" video. More hubby/wife duo videos please!

[@thrownswordpommel7393]

Fact of the day : Skallagrim lies when saying he doesn't have or want to have children. He has a son, known as Egill Skallagrimsson.

[@nikmenn2751]

And Thorulfr, normal guy who didn't recieve a pommel at his head unlike Egill.

[@ProdigyofEpistemology]

I looked up Skallagrims net worth and my result was 86 million as the first result. And it said that it was from Forbes and IMDb lol.

[@iraqiwalker1436]

Ok. That is legitimately the cutest video I have seen on this channel.

[@Ko700el]

Internet : Don't worry skall ..if we dont have the info on you, we will make up some

[@mateuszabramek7015]

New fact from reliable source: Skal is extraterrestrial immortal with super abilities.

[@nanaki-seto]

the youtube income calc use to be fairly accurate. I was talking to a friend who makes a good living on youtube and at the time the cal was with in about 300 bucks. After youtube started basically destroying youtubers by demonitizing them the accuracy it had is toast. Back about 4 years ago had you checked the calc youd have probably been shocked how close it got.